#incorrect quotes: tumblr

[ill-heart]

Tig: Being a creep isn't a choice.

Chibs: Really ?

Tig: It's a game and I'm winning.

#sons of anarchy #alexander trager #filip telford #Tig #Chibs #incorrect quotes: tumblr #Until Hap joined them it was accurate #And so it was funny #sons of incorrect quotes

[elizabethan-memes]

More: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob. I’m grabbing your heart.

Cromwell: That’s my right boob, though.

More: ...babe.

#incorrect quotes: tumblr #source: tumblr #tudor memes #history memes #reformation memes #thomas more #thomas cromwell

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.

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I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)

That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl

#Rosie and Al’s Slang Education Day #hazbin hotel #slang education day #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor and rosie #platonic radiorose #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor fanart #hazbin hotel rosie #rosie fanart #hazbin hotel comic #comic #fanart #hazbin art #amir talai #artists on tumblr #rose draws

[avensartt]

Quote from Scrubs

#its damians pet manatee #batfam #batfamily #dc #art #incorrect batkids #incorrect batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #bruce wayne #red robin #batman #artists on tumblr

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

#batfamily #tim drake #batbros #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #kon el kent #timkon #source: tumblr

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2632

Spirits, where did you get all these pictures of Astarion? (Dialogue from tumblr.)

#bg3 #incorrect quotes #bg3 incorrect quotes #karlach #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #tim downie #neil newbon #samantha beart #jennifer english #high rollers dnd #marks and rec misc #source: tumblr #it's dangerous to go alone

[enigma-the-mysterious]

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

#goncharov #original post #not incorrect quotes #lol #martin scorsese #cinema #robert de niro #al pacino #tumblr #cybill shepherd

[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

#source: tumblr #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus #wolfstar #regulus black #sirius black #regulus arcturus black #starchaser #sunseeker #sirius and regulus #regulus and sirius #sirius o black #sirius orion black #regulus a black #trans regulus black #gay sirius black #gay regulus black #the black brothers #black brothers #black cousins #black family #sirius being sirius #regulus headcanon #aroace regulus black

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *wears dark gray*

Alfred: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

#source: tumblr #this could honestly go for anyone in this disaster goth family #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[grandpakronos]

PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?

GROVER: Yeah...

ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.

PERCY: So fun week ahead!

GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.

ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!

GROVER: We're not married!

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv #percy jackson #percy jackson incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[latte125]

aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us

sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us

#avatar the last airbender #aang #avatar aang #sokka #atla #zuko #prince zuko #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #source: tumblr #zukka #not actually #I just want y’all to know I ship them #the gaang

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: If I got send back to Hell, would you miss me?

Charles: It’s cute you think Hell can get you out of this friendship.

#dead boy detectives #incorrect quotes #edwin payne #charles rowland #source: tumblr

[elizabethan-memes]

Thomas More: the first thing I look at in a man is his heart. The fact Thomas Cromwell's tits are in front of his heart is NOT MY FAULT

#thomas more #thomas cromwell #tudor memes #history memes #renaissance memes #reformation memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes: tumblr

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

“I’m not understanding, dear. Does that mean she ate her husband ?”

At this point these are just too stupid entertaining to stop…. lmao. Leave me suggestions of what else Deer Man needs to learn 😂

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#the poor old deer man #Rosie and Al’s Slang Education Day #slang education day #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor fanart #hazbin hotel rosie #rosie fanart #alastor and rosie #platonic radiorose #hazbin hotel fanart #fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin art #hazbin hotel comic #comic #artists on tumblr #rose draws

[sdv-said-what]

When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley memes #stardew valley community #stardew valley incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #sdv elliott #stardew valley elliott #sdv emily #stardew valley emily #stardew valley alex #sdv alex #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #memes #meme

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N, jokingly : Careful, if you keep being so sweet, people are going to start thinking you’re in love with me

Alastor, wearing an apron, in the middle of cooking dinner : What could I have possibly done to make you think that I’m not, my dear?

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #Hazbin hotel x reader #Hazbin Hotel x you #Hazbin Hotel Alastor #Hazbin Hotel Alastor x reader #Hazbin Hotel Alastor x you #Alastor x reader #Alastor x you #Original prompt : @write-it-motherfuckers on tumblr #I found the prompt from @koreecob on Tumblr!! go check their blog!! #1k notes #2k notes