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elizabethan-memes · 2 days
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Date: so what do you find interesting about the Tudors?
Me: *you have unlocked an unskippable cutscene*
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boleynecklace · 3 months
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katherines-howard · 1 year
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ohlookapan · 7 months
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Henry VIII as soon as he got that mf crown on his head
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turtlele · 5 months
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What fool?
Catalina: Where's Mary?
Elizabeth: She’s busy-
Edward: being a fool
Catalina: What kind of fool?
Elizabeth: The 'everything is now on fire' kind
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period-dramallama · 7 months
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"But Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?"
"Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Henry Richard Potter, you were named after the worst men in Tudor England. The bar is on the floor."
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caitlin-snow-leopard · 8 months
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the fact that Elizabeth I is titled "The Virgin Queen" implies that someone- possibly Mary I, possibly Lady Jane Grey, possibly Mary Queen of Scots- is "The Chad Queen."
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Sequel to this
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katherine-howy · 1 year
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Anne:I was arrested for being too cool
Cathy:The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence
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queerbauten · 2 years
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Henry VIII: Would you ladies be there for me if I were going through something?
Catherine of Aragon: No. Absolutely not.
Anne Boleyn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Jane Seymour: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Anna von Kleve: I hope you reach out to me, so I can ignore you.
Katherine Howard: [doubled over laughing]
Catherine Parr: I can’t wait to go to you funeral, knowing that I could have changed that outcome.
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Thomas More circa May 1532
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elizabethan-memes · 22 days
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Elizabeth: I can't come to Mass *cough* I'm sick :(
Mary:boo you whore
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boleynecklace · 3 months
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reputation precedes me, they told you I'm crazy i swear i don't love the drama, it loves me
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katherines-howard · 1 year
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starwarsiscoolngl · 8 months
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some Tudor incorrect quotes i have ✨generated✨
Amy Robsart: sees Robert Dudley and Elizabeth together Amy Robsart: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Lettice Knollys : You mean… you ship them?
Edward VI, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands. 
Catherine Parr: Raisins. It's nature's candy. 
Elizabeth: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? 
Robert Dudley: *remembers dancing to the ringtone* 
Robert Dudley: I didn’t hear it.
Henry VIII: Christmas is canceled. 
Mary: You can't cancel a holiday. 
Henry VIII: Keep it up, Mary, and you'll lose New Year's too. 
Mary: What does that mean? 
Henry VIII: Edward, take New Year's away from Mary.
Edward VI: My dad has a spiked collar. 
Edward VI: *dog
Jane Grey: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been given. I've moved on. 
Mary: gets set on fire and screams in agony Mary: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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turtlele · 4 months
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Henry: As if I couldn't rip off somebody's head as easily as breathing
Anne: What is with you and heads? You should try threatening someone's elbows or ankles once in a while, just for a change of pace
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