#history shitposting

[troythecatfish]

It's almost like Marx, Engels, and Lenin all explained that the system won't let you vote it out

#tumblr memes #meme #memes #political memes #political humor #political shitposting #history memes #history humour #history shitposting #true memes #meme humor #leftist memes #socialist memes #communist memes #marxist memes #funny because it's true #funny but true #humor #humour #lol memes #lol #shitpost #dank memes #dank humor #funny #funny shit #funny memes #ha ha funny #funny meme haha #funny meme xd

[earlgrey24]

People who don't read historical RPF will never know the joys and delights of reading through 3+ Wiki pages, 5 JSTOR articles and looking at at least 2 separate family tree diagrams to determine just how problematic their ship is

#is it a joke? can't even tell #history #history memes #fanfic #ao3 #historical rpf #tagamemnon #ancient rome #frev #history shitposting #ancient greece #classics memes #bad jokes tuesday

[werewolfetone]

They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell

#/joke #history shitposting #jory.txt

[artofhitjim]

🔪🔪🔪

Happy Ides of March!

Send a “Senatine” to a Co-Conspirator you love today!

(I’m not super active on tumblr, please follow me on Instagram or twitter)

#ides of march #the ides of march #julius caesar #Brutus #et tu brute #Roman history #history memes #history shitposting #shitposting #Rome #kewpie

[cadmusfly]

Tag Yourself: Unabridged Shitty Drawing Marshal of the Empire Edition

Yes All 26 Of Them + Bonus 2

drawn and compiled by yours truly, initial and probably inaccurate research assisted by Chet Jean-Paul Tee, additional research from Napoleon and his Marshals by A G MacDonnell, Swords Around A Throne by John R Elting and a bunch of other books and Wikipedia pages

captions under images

mike (Michel Ney)

- full of every emotion

- always has ur back

joe (Joachim Murat)

- it's called fashion sweetheart

- will not stop flirting

lens (Jean Lannes)

- bestie who will call u out on ur shit

- does not like their photo taken

bessie (Jean-Baptiste Bessieres)

- actually nice under the ice

- was born in the wrong generation

dave (Louis-Nicolas Davout)

- overachiever

- 20 year old boomer

salt (Jean-de-Dieu Soult)

- people think ur up to no good

- doesn’t cope with sudden changes 2 plans

andrew (Andre Massena)

- actually up to no good

- sleepy until special interest is activated

bertie (Louis-Alexandre Berthier)

- carries the group project

- voted most likely to make a stalker shrine

auggie (Pierre Augereau)

- shady past full of batshit stories

- will not stop swearing in the christian minecraft server

lefrank (François Joseph Lefebvre)

- dad friend

- in my day we walked to school uphill both ways

big mac (Étienne Macdonald)

- brutally honest

- won't let you borrow their charger even if they have 100%

gill (Guillaume Brune)

- love-hate relationship with group chats

- pretends not to care, checks social media every 2 minutes

ouchie (Nicholas Oudinot)

- needs to buy bandages in bulk

- a little aggro

pony (Józef Antoni Poniatowski)

- can't swim

- tries 2 hard to fit in, everyone secretly loves them anyway

grumpy (Emmanuel de Grouchy)

- can't find them when u need them

- complains about the music, never suggests alternatives

bernie (Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte)

- always talks about their other friendship group

- most successful, nobody knows how

monty (Auguste de Marmont)

- does not save u a seat

- causes drama and then lurks in the background

monch (Bon-Adrien Jeannot de Moncey)

- last to leave the party

- dependable

morty (Édouard Mortier)

- everyone looks up 2 them literally and figuratively

- golden retriever friend

jordan (Jean-Baptiste Jourdan)

- volunteers other people for things

- has 20+ alarms but still oversleeps

kelly (François Christophe de Kellermann)

- old as balls but still got it

- waiting in the wings

gov (Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr)

- infuriatingly modest about their art skills

- thinks too much before they speak

perry (Catherine-Dominique de Pérignon)

- low-key rich, only buys things on sale

- “let’s order pizza” solution to everything

sachet (Louis-Gabriel Suchet)

- dependable friend who always brings snacks

- lowkey keeps the group together

cereal (Jean-Mathieu-Philibert Sérurier)

- unnervingly methodical and precise about fun

- will delete your social media after u die

vic (Claude Victor-Perrin)

- loves spicy food but can’t handle it

- says they're fine, not actually fine

Bonus!

june (Jean Andoche Junot)

- chaotic disaster bisexual

- will kill a man 4 their bestie

the rock (Géraud Duroc)

- keeps a tidy house

- mom friend with snacks

#napoleon’s marshals #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitposting #napoleonic wars #history shitposting #cadmus draws #I thought it would be funny if it was hand drawn #i had to draw these over a few weeks or else my RSI ridden fingers would explode #I will reblog this a few times because this is so stupid and I’m proud of this #yes chatgpt helped because I’m not actually familiar with most of the 26 #ended up editing a lot of it but some entries are less based on history and more based on vibes #and as we know vibes are extremely accurate

[jackgoodfellow]

[image description under the cut]

Image Description:

An iteration on a popular meme format, edited to include figures from Roman history. The original version of the meme is a crudely drawn MS paint illustration of a sad looking dude standing in the corner of a party looking on as people dance and have a good time. The meme always includes the text "they don't know" over the man's head, showing his thoughts. And then when someone edits the meme, they add onto that phrase. In this iteration, the heads of the illustrated people have been replaced with cropped photos of heads from ancient Roman sculptures of famous people.

The man in the corner is now Augustus (Octavian) Caesar and he is labeled "Octavian about to absolutely wreck everyone's shit." The text above his head reads "They don't know I'm the scariest bitch in the Mediterranean." His eyes are glowing red.

At his feet lays the dead body of Julius Caesar, cropped from a painting and covered in crudely-added digital blood. A label pointing to the body reads, "Julius Caesar (super assassinated)".

The crowd of people that Octavian is looking at is labeled, "Lepidus Antony, Cassius, Brutus, Decimus, and half of Rome fighting for control," with arrows pointing to the respective images of those men. A separate label points to the man in the middle of the group and says "Cicero attempting to preserve the Republic".

Next to Octavian is small red text with hashtags that read "hashtag gonna go full Michael Corelone on these motherfuckers" and "hashtag Your Asses Delenda Est." (This is a play on "Karthago Delenda Est", which means "Carthage Must Be Destroyed" in Latin and was a very memorable political slogan in Roman history leading up to the utter destruction of the city of Carthage. This phrase was so memorable, in fact, that the English speech-to-text program I use recognized the phrase and spelled it correctly on my first attempt! Which is very unusual for a Latin phrase that has absolutely no modern-day uses!)

#original #meme #memes #roman history #augustus caesar #Julius Caesar #cicero #marc antony #brutus #gaius julius caesar #image description #historia civilis #overly sarcastic productions #shitposting #history shitposting #historical shitposting #history memes #ancient rome #roman empire #roman republic #it's Augustus time so I can use both of those tags back to back. because spoiler alert bye-bye Republic and HELLO EMPEROR AUGUSTUS #this kid was a goddamn teenager when Caesar died and I don't think anyone expected him to become king of the world #he killed antony. he killed cleopatra. he killed the republic. he killed a horrifying amount of civilians. he fought EVERYONE and he WON #ruthless. brilliant. terrifying. truly more cruel than he had to be and Extremely Good at propaganda. #i am both fascinated by him and relieved he is dead. #[Caesar voice] Ya know that's a real nice Republic ya got there. Sure would be a shame if somethin' were to uhh....... HAPPEN TO IT. #wait jack - i hear you say - is that a julius caesar or an augustus caesar voice? and to that i say.... yes. #i mean the republic probably would've died eventually anyway but MAN OH MAN DID THE CAESARS DELIVER SOME KILLSHOTS #IMAGINE U R WAR HERO POLITICIAN GENERAL MARC ANTONY AND THIS 17 YEAR OLD SHOWS UP AND THEN YOU PLUS EVERYONE YOU KNOW LOSE TO HIM SO SO BAD #he truly is sitting in the corner quietly waiting to tear open your jugular with his... well tbh he'd probably get agrippa to do it.

[neylo]

Steal the look: Revolutionary Wars edition

I have a day off. I should be working on my thesis.

My stupid ass decided it would be a great day to recreate the Ney’s portrait with the stupidest hairstyle ever. Like seriously what even are those pigtails.

Sad thing is that I’m around the same age as he is on this portrait and my hairline looks worse

(Feat my Darkling cosplay tunic, because I don’t have the uniform at home, which might be a bit surprising)

Bonus: The moment I realised my stupid decision:

Time to get a TikTok and do those hairstyle makeup tutorials. I have almost no hair and almost zero makeup skills.

#napoleonic shitpost #michel ney #marshal Ney #napoleon’s marshals #napoleonic era #frev shitposting #history shitposting

[ersh-of-history]

finally, some good quality content

#history #history memes #russian history #catherine the great #catherine ii #voltaire #paul i #alexander i #alexander i of russia #catherine ii of russia #history shitposting #historical figures #xix century #xix #alexander i. #ersh hist post

[flowwochair]

napoleoners what do we think of my alignment chart

#napoleonic #napoleonic era #napoleons marshals #napoleon's marshals #napoleon's generals #napoleonic shitpost #history shitposting #history memes

[boudoirmood]

#cunk on earth #cunk on britain #cunk on everything #philomena cunk #girl blogger #girly stuff #history #history shitposting #history side of tumblr

[xinanigans]

Sigh

Have I mentioned my therapist looks distinguishably like him (probably…)

#shitposting #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic era #french history #world history #history shitposting #it’s the face I’m sorry #I don’t have a photo but I’m telling you they look similar #something I whipped after buying like 50 csp brushes and having my iPad slowly overheat to 50% within an hour #maybe not an hour but it sure was a lot #the urge I have to mention this to him but it’s gonna be embarrassing #xin art!!

[troythecatfish]

America the land of freedom, burgers, debt, crumbling infrastructure, and genocide

#tumblr memes #memes #meme #meme humor #political memes #political humor #political shitposting #history memes #history humour #history shitposting #leftist memes #socialist memes #communist memes #marxist memes #true memes #funny but true #funny because it's true #humour #humor #lol #lol memes #dank humor #dank memes #dankest memes #funny memes #funny #funny shit #ha ha funny #funny meme haha #funny meme xd

[earlgrey24]

Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC

#ides of march #ides of march 2024 #julius caesar #brutus #marcus junius brutus #et tu brute #history #ides posting #ides memes #happy ides of march #ancient rome #roman republic #history memes #history shitposting #hall of fame

[werewolfetone]

Guy who only knows thomas paine from his stay-making career in 1792: hey honey they're having to try the guy who made your bra for sedition and treason in absentia after he fled the country to avoid arrest

#history shitposting #jory.txt

[acrossthewavesoftime]

A tip for all caesarean babies of Tumblr who're also inclined towards naval history: call your own birth a cutting-out expedition.

#history humour #utter nonsense #history #shitpost #history shitposting

[peripaltepsy]

♡] YANDERE SUMERIAN! [♡

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who makes you buy him as a slave.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who helps you hide your valuables before the tax man comes.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who takes you to the public execution and whispers how he's gonna do that to everyone who wronged you.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who smears cow shit on the houses of people whom looked at you a little too long.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who learns to write so he can make you love clay tablets, but doesn't teach you to read because he can recite them aloud and frankly, you don't need to be reading anyone else's clay tablets.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who kills Ea-Nasir for selling you fake copper.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who gifts you a two-headed figurine that worryingly looks like you two stitched together.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who sacrifices his best livestock to your matron goddess just to impress you.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who locks you inside because you keep over-working on the fields. LET HIM DO IT FOR YOU.

♡》 Yandere Sumerian who sings to you about how future generations will remember your love story forever... as you die from skin cancer and then he poisons himself.

"Darling, my love for you is greater than Gilgamesh's fame~ ♡"

#male yandere #yandere #yandere x reader #shitpost #history shitposting #history memes #mesopotamia #this was funnier in my brain #yandere sumerian #male yandere x you #bronze age #history nerd #extremely niche post #EXTREMELY CURSED POST