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turtlele · 1 day
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But unicorns are. They're really closeted from Earth and the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic doesn't have a definition of straight.
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poppy WOKETIME be like:
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turtlele · 9 days
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Also this is in fanfic cause I can’t draw
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turtlele · 15 days
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Cathy: What's your favorite trope?
Elizabeth: Obviously it's enemies to lovers.
Mary: That's a basic fucking bitch answer, Lizzie
Elizabeth: Alright you want a real answer, Mary?
Mary: Yes!
Elizabeth: When my mom was trying to get our dad's attention which resulted in my mom sharing a bed with your mom. Resulting in uncomfortable tension and a rivalry for our father’s affections. But they realized they loved each other and would have dumped dad if he wasn't the king resulting in the first divorce beheaded lines.
Catalina + Anne:
Anne: …I raised you right but…
Catalina: That’s oddly weird and specific that you know all that…
Jane: *turning her chair away from the others sipping her tea*
(Probably the turning point of me liking enemies to lovers.)
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turtlele · 15 days
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My nightly thoughts:
If I had a nickel for every time 100+ years ago, a woman, who happened to be a distant cousin to another woman, tried to ruin the second woman's life by getting with her husband, an influential (historically ginger) rich "politician", and then have a musical written about this, I'd have 2 nickels. That's not a lot, really, but it's weird that it happened twice.
(What I forgot to mention: the two women then get shipped w/ eachother in their respective fandoms)
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turtlele · 16 days
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Random stuff said made into six quotes
Jane: World domination is just another word for Anne traveling the world
Kat: How did you lose money?
Cathy: *reads the card* Hurricane
Anna: That’s the most Floridian thing ever
Anne: Why are the police chasing after me after I donated 13 kidneys?
*spam call calling*
Catalina: *picks up the phone and accepts* hola Como Estas seño?
Caller:…
Catalina: That's what I thought *ends the call*
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turtlele · 17 days
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Sokka: Hey buddy! What are you-? Dammit. Aang, are you okay?
Aang: *Laying on the floor* Living is a curse and existence a punishment.
Suki: Toph had a date with some guy named Kanto.
Toph: *opening the door* Worst. Date. Ever. It was so damn boring.
Aang: *getting up* Life is a gift and existence a blessing!
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turtlele · 17 days
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Wednesday: Evaporate tall person!
Enid: She called me tall ^^
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turtlele · 1 month
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am i the only one who sees both ginny and harry as two bisexuals who both had really gay past (harry with tom, cedric, ron and draco and ginny with hermione, luna, pansy and other girls (obviously there were more but they weren’t mentioned)) but eventually both end up married together?
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turtlele · 1 month
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Ron: Where's Hermione?
Luna: doing stuff
Ron: don't like the sound of that. Where's Dean?
Luna: stopping Hermione from doing stuff
Ron: Harry?
Luna: stopping Dean from stopping Hermione doing stuff
Ron: and you?
Luna: distracting you so you can't stop Harry stopping Dean stopping Hermione from doing stuff
Ron:.......what's the stuff?
Luna: Ginny
Ron: MY SISTER?!
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turtlele · 1 month
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After Harry and Hermione introduced their friends to television
*texting*
Ginny: We watched spongebob today
Hermione: Cool want to know something about spongebob?
Ginny: What?
Hermione: Spongebob = sponge = Super absorbent = lives in bikini bottom
Ginny: Ya so?..
Hermione: Spongebob is a tampon
@acciorxses @yourhalalslytherin @nymphadorathebubba @jegulus-trash @ronarryswhore @rwbel-r3bel @nannomybeloved @hinnysphoenix
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turtlele · 1 month
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turtlele · 1 month
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HFWHFWUIWFH HI GUYS??? Wow my initial post got more notes then I thought it would. Anyway, WHILE YOU'RE ALL HERE
✨Girls Night✨+ Dogday who is an honorary girl in girls night
Start(Here) | Next >
Also an unhinged doodle from like 5 am
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turtlele · 1 month
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Ooooo, Anne for the HC ask game?
The green sleeve queen herself 💚💚
Sexuality HC: Bisexual
Favorite Ship(s): Araleyn
Brotp: uh hard to choose…Anne/Jane
Notp: Like any sane person H*nry/Anne and George/Anne(I love them as sibling besties)
Happy HC: She confesses to Catalina not with any yelling or argument. She sings a sappy love song privately and one thing lead to another Catalina joined in. They sang and danced then at the end Anne says “I love you, Lina” resting her head on her shoulder when they both sat down(not drunk). Catalina replies with “I love you too, idiot.” then with sparing details that night they’re official.
Angsty HC: Outside of self-loathing, she looks at the mirror and the moon because it reminds her of her mother. The mirror so she can see the same light green eyes her mother had and the moon because her mother always loved walking with the white beaming light rather than the burning eyes of her husband. These walks are passed down to Anne.
Random HC: Despite being the most chaotic queen, she can be responsible (Ik SHOCKER) to which she is on the same level (maybe a inch and a half shorter) of responsibility as Catalina and Jane. She still not allowed in the kitchen don’t worry.
General opinion: Love her so much. From the badass who died by sword for her daughter’s right to the throne. To the chaotic lovable gremlin who shows her free self more often. She does have her low moments such as full moon walks, death day, having her collar off, and Mary’s hostility. She also has her greatest moments such as connecting with family members who don’t treat her like sh**, having a loving relationship and later marriage with Catalina, and Elizabeth, the best thing she got out of her toxic previous relationship/marriage. Whatever she faces she always stays true to herself and others.💚💚💚
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turtlele · 1 month
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What a damn good power couple.
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Art by @zarory, also on Instagram!
https://instagram.com/zarory_ch?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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turtlele · 1 month
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Send me a character and I'll give you
Sexuality HC:
Favorite ship(s):
Brotp:
Notp:
Happy HC:
Angsty HC:
Random HC:
General opinion:
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turtlele · 1 month
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Kat: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Anne without them noticing?

Anna: Hey, Anne, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Anne: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Kat:...
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turtlele · 2 months
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Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!
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