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headcanonthings · 12 days

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Clint: Physically I'm here, but spiritually I'm lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds. Kate: Mood. Yelena: What's a Waffle House?

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rhfffas · 4 months

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i'd like to see yelena and kate flirting shamelessly during a mission, and

kamala: the ship is sailing itself!!!! (*also making mental notes for future fanfics*)

cassie: help im surrounded by lesbians

america: aww you guys are disgustingly sweet

carol: im too old for this shit

sam: can we cut the gay shit and focus on the mission plz

valkyrie: shut up im enjoying this lesbian drama wanna bet how long will they keep being this oblivious? (*handing over her popcorn*)

jen: do you guys need legal advice abt inappropriate workplace relationships?

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jobethdalloway · 8 months

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Clint would agree

(this dialogue seemed fit to swap lol)

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car1y-quinn · 2 years

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Kate: *picks up a vhs tape* what the hell is this!?

Yelena: *glances over* oh come on! Don’t tell me you actually don’t know what that is!

Kate:*inspecting the tape* looks like some kind of… artifact?

Yelena: *mentally slams head on table* Kate I used them when I was a kid!

Kate: *smirks* makes sense. You’re an antique s-

Yelena: *swats at Kate* and you’re dating me! What does that make you!?

Kate: *blushes* hmm… I’d say a sugar baby… but that doesn’t work since I’m the one with the money… cougar hunter?

Yelena: *actually slams head on table* I am not even that old Kate!

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karmaspidr · 4 months

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Peter: Tell me, what is a fine maiden such as yourself doing in a forest like this? Gestures to unconscious and tied-up bandits It's dangerous.

Kate: I come in search of Rogers Hood and his Merry Men.

Peter: Hoping that he will return thy pretty dresses if you ask nicely.

Kate: Wrong. I hope to assist him in giving those dresses to young girls who will appreciate them more than me.

Peter: Grins, showing his fangs I think I'm starting to like you.

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super-marvel-dc · 2 years

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Kate: Hey, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?

Y/N: Technically a mix of green and blue?

Kate: So blurple.

Y/N: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.

Kate: Would you rather have freaking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?

Y/N: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Request by @jacelion

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yelenastoucanpin · 2 years

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Clint: Hey, kid, what's your favorite number?

Kate: Uh, 69? Why?

Yelena, smirks: This is true.

Natasha: I did not need to know that.

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freakyquill · 2 years

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*Kate’s pone vibrates while on a stakeout with Clint*

Clint: Kate! How many times do I have to tell you? No phones. You’ll give us out!

Kate: But it’s Yelena! I have to get it!

Clint: No. Tell her you’ll ca-

Kate, shushing Clint: Hi, Lena! What’s up?

*Yelena, indistinguishably speaking on the phone*

Kate, almost drooling and lowering her voice: Yes. You know I’ll always want to eat that no matter how late it gets.

Clint, eyes bulging out: OH LORD HELP ME! KATE! That’s it. Give me the phone.

Kate, fighting to keep the phone on her ear: Clint stop- what are y- No!

Clint, finally getting the phone: Bye Yelena. *disconnects call and shuts off Kate’s phone*

Kate, pouting: That was so rude and unnecessary.

Clint, flabbergasted: Oh and having phone sex while on a stakeout with me was necessary?!

Kate: Phone sex?! What the fuck dude?! She was telling me she made some Lasagna earlier and asking if I wanted some when I got home.

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biromanticbadger · 2 years

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Bishova incorrect quote

kate: should i ask why you have a knife in your purse.?

yelena: its a dagger actually, and no you shouldnt.

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headcanonthings · 9 months

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Clint while being attacked by a security dog: What’s his name?

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rhfffas · 5 months

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yelena: kingpin died of natural causes

kate: you KILLED him by pushing him from a very tall building!!!!

yelena: isn’t gravity a natural cause

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bitrashteddy · 2 years

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Kate, the BIcon: But what if I'm a lesbian in denial

Peter, the other BIcon: Well I'd try kissing women for a start

Kate: But... you don't understand, women terrify me but they're so pretty

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car1y-quinn · 2 years

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Kate, throwing her head into Yelena's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Yelena, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

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karmaspidr · 4 months

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Clint: Did anyone see your face?

Kate: Nope. Kept the mask on like a pro.

Proceeds to never wear a mask again.

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reineydraws · 1 month

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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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floilee · 6 months

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"Why do you ship-" That is exactly why.

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