#incorrect egyptian gods

[godsofhumanity]

Set: Who else here thought Ra was my father? Everyone: [raises their hand] Set: Lord Ra, put your hand down.

#hee hee #set #seth #ra #re #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[mythos-soup]

Thor: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? 

Loki: Put spaghetti in it. 

Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. 

Horus: Put spaghetti in it. 

Thor: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. 

Hermes: Put spaghetti in it. 

Thor: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #classical mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect norse mythology #loki #mythology #thor #hermes #egyptian mythology #greek mythology #norse mythology #s: tumblr #horus

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Osiris in the Duat: It can't be that bad to be here. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more human conflicts, no more Set...no more burning sun, no more Set, no more annoying gods, no more Set ...no more cycle of death, no more Set, no more worries about ecology, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set, no more Set! (sighs) I think I'm gonna like this place.

*the Mesektet crashes into the house, the wall collapses*

Set, holding the helm: Sup!

Horus, hangs on board: WHO THE FUCK LET HIM TO DRIVE!!!

Ra: Sorry :D

#egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian mythology memes #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect quotes #osiris #seth #horus #ra

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Demeter: I want to make this kid immortal, but I can't steal Ambrosia and give it to him. Isis: Have you considered throwing him into a fire pit? Demeter: Demeter: Oh my Gods, why didn't I think of that? Thetis: *taking note from afar*

#demeter #isis #thetis #greek mythology #egyptian mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect egyptian mythology quote #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #greek goddesses #egyptian goddesses #some may not know this but Thetis used to burn her children with Peleus to make them immortal #it didn't turned out well for the kids #only Achilles survived

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Seth: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Osiris: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Seth: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Osiris: You forgot pride. Seth: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

#mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #egyptian mythology memes #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian gods #seth #set #osiris #ancient egypt

[iridiumzer0]

Liking Egyptian mythology is so fucking weird like-

Mmm yes tell me more about the Mpreg lettuce.

#mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #mythology memes #Egyptian mythology memes #don't forget the chill out wine too

[inc0rrectmyths]

𝗦𝗲𝗸𝗵𝗺𝗲𝘁: It must suck being a banker. I bet it gets pretty loanly.

𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘁:

𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘁: *long sigh*

#incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #egyptian myth memes #incorrect egyptian gods #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #bastet #sekhmet #kemetic #kemeticism #incorrect gods

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HORUSS: 8=D < Chat, what do you think?

HORUSS' headmates MAAHES, HATHOR, THOUTH, SOBECK, and SERKET, simultaneously: =883>}] Please don't call us that.

#submission #plural horuss #idk who these are but i know these are egyptian god names like horuss is and thats kind of based . #also serket is there. #serqet (mythology) 🤝 serket (homestuck) #i think itd be really funny if instead of like. a troll version of serqet the goddess. theyre just. an aranea factive #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #horuss zahhak #and maahes and hathor and thouth and sobeck and serket (not aranea) (maybe)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

God of War in Egypt

I kind of wish that the God of War sequel series had taken place in Egypt instead of Midgard. Aside from just loving Egyptian Mythology and it being severely underrated, I really think it could have worked thematically with God of War.

Let me explain.

So, the most famous myth in Egyptian Mythology, and arguably the most important, is the succession crisis between Horus and Set. Basically, Horus is the son of Osiris, the previous King of the Gods, whom Set, Osiris’ brother, murdered and took the throne for his own.

But, it’s not so cut and dry. See, the original King of the Gods was Ra, the creator deity, who was forced out by Isis, mother of Horus and wife of Osiris, and then forced him to name Osiris his heir. Set was Ra’s greatest general and oathsworn warrior, and by all rights should have been king after Ra stepped down. So Horus’ claim isn’t as ironclad as it appears.

So, why does this work?

Because it’s a legitimate divine WAR. A war where no one is clearly in the right or wrong, and both sides have to stand on the strength of their morals, rather than being ruled by a generic fantasy Evil King you need to rebel against.

So, picture this for the God of War sequel series:

Kratos makes his way to Egypt after the fiasco in Greece, and there he meets Nephthys, the sister of Isis and a Goddess of Night, the Dead, and Air. Nephthys is in hiding as she doesn’t want to get involved in the war between her family. She knows who Kratos is, he’s got a reputation, and hides her identity as a Goddess, tending to his wounds. They end up falling in love and having a child together, whom they name Atreus. But Nephthys gives him a different name in secret.

She names him Anubis.

When Atreus is young, the family is thrown into the Succession War when Nephthys’ identity is revealed. This obviously pisses of Kratos because he’s still in his “hates all the Gods” thing and thinks Nephthys used him. But he still loves her, and despite the tension the three of them try to keep themselves together and try to stay alive in the midst of this divine war.

They don’t really like either side of the war, and both occupy a somewhat villainous position in the beginning. Horus is an arrogant jerk and Set is a brutal warrior. Both are meant to be a parallel to Kratos as well, Set having a similar backstory and warrior mindset and Horus emodying the brutal hateful anger at everything that made Kratos destroy the Olympian pantheon.

Basically, Atreus/Anubis in these games would be Kratos’ opposite. He’s gentle and weak where Kratos is brutal and powerful. Atreus’ unique ability is to communicate with the dead, drawing power from them and laying their spirits to rest. It’s this power that makes him indispensable to the war, as he gains the ability to do the same with dead Gods as well, including Osiris.

Ultimately, it’s revealed that Apophis, the Chaos Serpent, has been manipulating both sides this whole time in an effort to throw the world into chaos. Isis finally relents her mbition, Horus unbend his pride, and Set stops fighting.

They end up putting Ra back on the Throne for the coming conflict with Apophis, and the gods recognize Atreus as Anubis, one of their pantheon. Kratos is forced to learn to trust Gods and realize that Ra is not the tyrant Zeus was. He forgives Nephthys for her deception and accepts his son as a God, and they work together against Apophis.

I dunno. I just think it could work.

#incorrect super smash bros #God of War #God of War Ragnarok #Ragnarok #Egypt #Greece #Mythology #Norse #Egyptian Mythology #Greek Mythology #Norse Mythology #Kratos #Atreus #Isis #Ra #Osiris #Set #Setekh #Seth #Nephthys #Apophis #Anubis #fan #fanfic #fanfiction #game #game idea #idea #thought #musing

[the-mushroom-faerie]

Danny Phantom : this villain is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh named dulaman

me, someone who has a very rusty grasp of Irish Gaelic but also a favourite silly folk song : seaweed??? his name is fricking SEAWEED????

this song

#i still havent watched any dp episodes #but everytime i see that name in memes and incorrect quotes im just #dúlamán literally means seaweed in irish gaelic #wrong language for an Egyptian pharaoh god guy but still #danny phantom #if you want to listen to the song i highly recommend MALINDA's cover on yt #i linked it #edited because i remembered how to link something without that bulkiness

[iamfrost]

Y/n: I love you.

Khonshu, not paying attention: What was that?

Y/n: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

#moon knight #khonshu #incorrect moon knight quotes #khonshu x reader #egyptian deities #egyptian gods #marc spector #steven grant of the gift shop #steven grant #jake lockley

[godsofhumanity]

Set: -and we’ll kill anyone who stands in our way! Ra: We’re not killing anyone. Set: We'll kill a few people. Ra: We’ll kill NO people. Set: We'll kill one person who’s annoying and nobody likes. Ra: no.

#ra: i am TRYING to get you redeemed my stupid idiot son #set #seth #ra #re #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[mythos-soup]

Set: Christmas is cancelled. 

Loki: You can't cancel a holiday. 

Set: Keep it up, Loki, and you'll lose New Year's too. 

Loki: What does that mean? 

Set: Hermes, take New Year's away from Loki.

#incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #classical mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #loki #mythology #set #seth #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #hermes

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Osiris: if i die how much will you miss me?

Isis: it's cute that you think that death can free you from this relationship

#egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect quotes #osiris #isis #osiris x isis

[griftersbone-s]

glad to confirm that my 8-to-13-years-old hyperfixation on percy jackson just shifted to an ongoing one on mythology in general and on anything that barely references it so now i'm even more insufferable

#percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo series #pjo disney+ #mythological #egyptian mythology #greek mythology #incorrect mythology #norse mythology #american gods #neil gaiman #the trials of apollo #greek lore #hyperfixiating

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Bastet: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Sekhmet: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Durga: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Parvati: Guys-

#they are literally a quartet idc #sekhmet and durga #never lose yer innocence #what's that? meat posting egyptian mythology after so long?? *dramatic gasp* #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #hindu mythology #hindublr #hinduism #hindu gods #hindu goddess #parvati #durga #goddess durga #durga ma #goddess parvati #egyptian mythology #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology memes #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #sekhmet #bastet #egyptian goddess #desiblr #desi tumblr #desi tag #desiposting