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Sorry sköll was extra houngry :(

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

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Sisyphus: You can defy death, my friend. How? Just refuse it. Say no. When Death comes knocking on your front door, just tell it, "No thank you." Close the door in Death's face. Congrats. You're now immortal. You can do it. I believe in you. You are God.

#hes so bbg for this fr

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WAH

I fuggin LOVE history and biology literally never mention history or paleontology near me unless you want to hear a 5h rambling

I speak 3 languages fluently (+2 that are real rusty but yeah)

I have eaten soap on at least 5 different occasions just from the beggining of last year to right now :)

No pressure yall: @duckyysknife @echoteaa @emotaylorsversion @xena204 @fanfship @klakikoinwonderland and nanyone else

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog !

I was born with an extra set of ribs :D

Green is my favourite colour

And

I have a very unhealthy obsession with dragons (which somehow didn’t bleed into this blog )

@very-evil-bubbles @smelgor @the-ghost-of-a-spirit @thejokig23 @chasmwilt @inwayovermyhead and @ anyone else who wants to join in! (You don’t need to answer if you don’t want to!)

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Tyr: FREY!! COVER ME!

Frey: On it Tyr!

Frey: *places blanket over Tyr*

Tyr: goodnight :]

Freyr: night night *walking away in bunny slippers*

#mythology #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #queuetzalcoatl #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #source: me #source: my brain #tyr #frey #yngvi #freyr #norse pantheon #norse gods #brotp

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YO WHAT

Thank you so much wth 🥹

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Me fr when that happens

edit: this got way too many notes, let me try to find the original artist and Ill credit them, brb

edit 2: this is the only thing that comes up so I guess this is the artist? if anyone can confirm this please let me know https://twitter.com/DanilWasHere/status/1748756435347857502?t=Ij-lgsCUv32SpqO6Ld6lsQ&s=19

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Sorry for the lack of activity yall yk lufe things and studies get in the way of bathing in the fiery pits of hellsite

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More folks follow ne here so

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

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Oo ty

Chemical worker's song (cover by colm mcguiness)

Curses by the crane wives (predictable i know)

Dam damm by päter

Foliohattukauppias by haloo helsinki

Doctor worm by they might be giants

Tags: @jeanclaudevandammes @apofid-puffleburry

Tagged by this cutie patootie: @edsbug 🖤

PROMPT: 5 favorite songs at the moment

Stay by Ghost ft. Patrick Wilson

It's Only Love by Elvis

In The End by Black Veil Brides

Call Your Girlfriend by Robyn

Temptation by Imminence

Special mention: Blood Sport by Sleep Token

Tagging: @writethrough @bookshelf-dust @oh-my-front-door @starmended @slowsweetlove @austinbutlermischief @avengen @bluebeardtheblasphemous @blurredcolour @eddiesdruid @eiightysixbaby @girlnairb @ab4eva @headfullofpresley @lululacava @littlewinter1917 @made-of-archimedes @mariposa-mila @mooodyblue @burninlovebutler @nix-rose @artlover8992 @olives-and-sunshine @unknownfaceless-ds9

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Welp it wad this lol

Bingo time!

How abt uhh tlaloc ye

Okay while I'm kind of not sure what this ask is referring to

I would love to make an Aztec Gods bingo

That sounds like so much fun 🤩

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Omg did i get the wrong person 💀

Bingo time!

How abt uhh tlaloc ye

Okay while I'm kind of not sure what this ask is referring to

I would love to make an Aztec Gods bingo

That sounds like so much fun 🤩

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Rb and tag the god you're supposed to hate but you love

#*inhales* #tezcatlipoca #loki #hera #utgarda loki #sisyphus #(<— dumbass idiot <3) #ahuizotl i mean hes just a doggy #also sorry for going off the “gods” criteria and going into just mythological characters #arachne #smallpox demon #hati skoll and fenrir for the same reason as the ahuizotl #eris #pandora #baba yaga

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Reblog cause im stupid proud of this one for 0 reason

Crossover hc tume-^-^-^~

Sun squad!

I think they like take shifts for being the sun

It would work on a monthly basis so the moon can change as well at the same time (yk would be whenever the moon cycle is abt to repeat)

And to me the idea of them just chilling while its someone elses turn is just so funny to me like Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli are doing their thing then Helios shows up like "alright guys cut it out cut it out now its my turn" and them just grumbling and going to go do their own things

Just bc of how funny i find that concepts have some silly made up situations:

Hati & Skoll: gggrrrfff bARK brrark bbbrfffAORK

Apollo: Yo Loki control your fucking dogs they almost bit my beautiful beautiful face >:(

Loki: first of all they are my grandchildren so dont you talk abt them like that and second of all its almost sunrise time so chop chop Sol and Mani are on their way

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Ra, Sol, Mani & Huitzilopochtli: how come you guys can just do your job without fearing for your life or fighting your worst enemy this is really unfair :/

Helios, Apollo, (the many other egyptian sun gods i cant be asked to name), tonatiuh, nanauatl, amaterasu:.....what..????? Are you guys ok???

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Patroclus: Sometimes facing your fears is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary. Achilles: Yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of the gods anymore. Patroclus: That is… Not what I meant. Odysseus: YOU DID WHAT?!

#YESS ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS POSTING

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Crossover hc tume-^-^-^~

Sun squad!

I think they like take shifts for being the sun

It would work on a monthly basis so the moon can change as well at the same time (yk would be whenever the moon cycle is abt to repeat)

And to me the idea of them just chilling while its someone elses turn is just so funny to me like Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli are doing their thing then Helios shows up like "alright guys cut it out cut it out now its my turn" and them just grumbling and going to go do their own things

Just bc of how funny i find that concepts have some silly made up situations:

Hati & Skoll: gggrrrfff bARK brrark bbbrfffAORK

Apollo: Yo Loki control your fucking dogs they almost bit my beautiful beautiful face >:(

Loki: first of all they are my grandchildren so dont you talk abt them like that and second of all its almost sunrise time so chop chop Sol and Mani are on their way

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Ra, Sol, Mani & Huitzilopochtli: how come you guys can just do your job without fearing for your life or fighting your worst enemy this is really unfair :/

Helios, Apollo, (the many other egyptian sun gods i cant be asked to name), tonatiuh, nanauatl, amaterasu:.....what..????? Are you guys ok???

#mythology #classical mythology #norse mythology #loki #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect norse gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect aztec gods #incorrect japanese gods #aztec mythology #japanese mythology #greek mythology #egyptian mythology #sun #sun gods #sun myths #hati #skoll #hati and skoll #hc #hcs #headcanon #head canon

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Odin: I think Loki is in trouble. 

Thor: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

#mythology #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #loki #thor #odin #wotan #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queuetzalcoatl

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Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

#mythology #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #loki #odin #wotan #sigyn #logyn #loki x sigyn #sigyn x loki #baldr #balder #baldur #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queuetzalcoatl