#incorrect norse gods

[godsofhumanity]

Odin: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Frigg: Loki uses that line as a skipping rope.

#odin #frigg #loki #brotp #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[mytholots]

Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Neit: What was the color called before then?

Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

#Mod D #athena #neit #bellona #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect roman mythology #incorrect roman gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect celtic mythology #incorrect celtic gods #ares #tyr

[thatwaywardwolf]

Idunn in Skáldskaparmál:

#idunn #loki #thjazi #shitposting #norse #norse paganism #norse polytheism #norse shitposting #heathen #heathenry #norse heathenry #incorrect norse gods #paganism #mythology #norse mythology

[mythos-soup]

Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

#mythology #classical mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #loki #odin #wotan #sigyn #logyn #loki x sigyn #sigyn x loki #baldr #balder #baldur #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queuetzalcoatl

[salvepersone]

#im telling you #daffy duck is loki from another universe #they are the same #(also hermes read the letters too #but thats not important) #norse mythology loki #norse loki #myth loki #loki #thor odinson #thor norse #norse odin #odin allfather #myth odin #norse mythology #myth thor #norse gods #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #im sorry (im not)

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

#norse mythology #incorrect norse mythology #norse gods #incorrect norse gods #incorrect quotes #loki #angborda #baldr

[mytho-nerd]

Loki: would I lie to you?

Thor: yes.

#loki #Thor #Norse mythology #Norse gods #Norse myths #norse myth memes #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect qoutes #s: nrb #loki norse god #Norse Loki #norse thor #Thor norse god #queque

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Loki: Don’t preach to me about romance, Sif. I had a three-way in a space shuttle.

#mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #norse mythology #norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #loki #loki norse mythology #sif #norse pantheon #norse loki #norse mythology memes

[lovelypuppetmax]

Odin: why do the mortals keep giving Garm cake!?

Hel: because he is the bestest boy

Odin:... *Looks over at the bloody Garm*.... Really?

Hel: yes, now get out

#incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse god quotes #norse mythology

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship? Odin: It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what. Loki: I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to but I am not digging a hole in the ground. Odin: Why is that the one you won't do? Loki: Too much work. Sounds exhausting.

#real #loki #odin #brotp #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #mythology #incorrect mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[those-horrid-horrid-things]

A teen Hel presenting Naglfar to her siblings: "I mean, could a depressed person make this?!?"

#oc trash post #incorrect oc quotes #incorrect norse gods

[mythos-soup]

Loki: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Sygn: AS ENEMIES?!

Loki: ...

#queuetzalcoatl #classical mythology #norse mythology #mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #loki #loki laufeyson #sigyn #loki x sigyn #sigyn x loki #logyn

[salvepersone]

Loki: on a scale of 1 to 10, how annoyed with me are you right now?

Odin: 8

Loki: i can do better than that

#norse odin #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #norse loki #norse mythology loki #norse mythology #myth loki #myth odin

[luxthestrange]

RoR Y/n's Thoughts#2

Y/n*Is tied with a red ribbon that has a tag"Your's now!" to the gods, still with a dazed look into the abyss*Dude...When we yawn...do deaf people think we are screaming?...

Buddha:...Really we're doing this again?*Came to the God section after he heard your voice your thoughts out loud again*

Y/n: If you're waiting for the waiter...aren't YOU the waiter?*Looks deep in thought*

Buddha:...They're just gonna keep talking...

Y/n: Why aren't apple chargers just called apple juice?

Thor:....*Actually looks like you gave him the biggest revelation*

Y/n: Bruh....if you work as security at a Samsung store ....does that make you guardian of the galaxy?...*Puts the song from guardians of the galaxy-"Stuck in feeling"

Thor:....what is a guardian of the galaxy?

Y/n*Is hugging Loki's leg and looking up at him in shock*MAH GUY HOW DO YOU THROW AWAY A GARBAGE CAN?

Loki: PLEASE STOP MY BRAIN HURTS!?*Actually looks distressed from all the whiplash of thoughts your given him*

Y/n:...If you buy a bigger bed...you're are left with more bedroom but LESS bedroom!?

Buddha*Grabs You and starts to wrap you in a blanket like a baby potato*Alright goodnight you PHILOSOPHER YOU-you should be doing all that thinking in your OWN room...but anyway-*Taking you away to sleep in his room*

The Norse Pantheon was left in disarray...

Part 2 of:

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no walkure #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror buddha x reader #snv buddha x reader #ror thor x reader #snv thor x reader #ror loki x reader #snv loki x reader #ror norse gods #snv norse gods #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #Y/n thoughts series #incorrect quotes #existential questions au-

[mytho-nerd]

Loki: see you tomorrow, partner!

Thor: until tomorrow!

Freyja, cleaning up a mass trail of destruction: yeah. No, you’re not doing this again.

#s: adventure time #loki #Thor #freyja #thor norse mythology #loki norse mythology #freyja norse mythology #norse gods #Norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect quote #queque #this is not SUPER in character for thor but deal with it idk

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Loki: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

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