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Another lesson

[pt. 2 of keep you quiet, but you can read it as a one shot]

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Steve's gives you another lesson on being quiet...this time, Bucky helps.

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Steve Rogers x reader x Bucky Barnes

(Sadly no Stucky in this one...maybe only a hint? Blink and you'll miss it)

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: barely any plot tbh, smut, 3some, p in v, unprotected sex, oral [ m & freceiving ], fingering, squirting, overstimulation, cum swallowing, cum eating, dp, Dom!steve, Dom!bucky, sub!reader

Tell me if I need to addd anything.

Btw I've never written a 3way so I've no idea how to do that. I hope you'll like it.

I literally put everything else aside to write this one lol

Keep in mind English is not my first language!

18+

Nervously you entered the elevator and pushed the button to Steve's floor. Would it really happen? Would you really have sex with Steve? Maybe he was just joking? Yet, it didn't really feel like a joke.

After leaving Steve and Bucky you went back to your room, where you've showered and changed. Even though your walls have been throbbing and clenching all the time, you haven't touched yourself. It...didn't feel like Steve would like that.

As soon as the elevatordoors opened, you walked to Steve's door. After knocking you could hear steps.

The door opened-but it wasn't Steve who opened them.

Surprised you looked up into Buckys beautiful blues. You could feel yourself blush, when you realised he was also shirtless. "Bucky-hi-what...I'll come back later", you mumbled, but Bucky only smirked teasingly and grabbed your top, pulling you into the room. Stumbling you accidentally leaned against Buckys naked stomach-were these abs real? There was no way-

"She can really be pretty quiet, huh?", said Bucky. "She can be, yeah." Only then did you realise Steve was just behind him-also shirtless and with his belt open. "What happened sweetheart? Where's did that bratty mouth go, huh?", Steve asked mockingly, pulling you against him. Your hands instantly slid to his naked skin.

Slowly you looked back to Bucky and then again to Steve. Bucky stepped a bit closer, putting his hands on you waist. You could see the question in their eyes.

Oh god, would you even survive two super soldier di-

Steve pulled you a bit closer against him, leaning to your lips. "Come on, sweetheart, where's that voice of yours", he mumbled. You couldn't stop yourself from grinning. Slowly you let your hands glide over Steve's pecks. You've never seen him backed from up close-same with Bucky. Immediately one of your hands found Buckys chest.

„Let's see if you old men can keep up", you mumbled cocky.

The next thing you knew, you were in Steve's bedroom, thrown on Steve's bed, with two super soldiers hovering over you. You had no idea who's hands where at your body, who's lips kissed your neck.

It felt amazing. Getting so much attention of two men-not only any men, Steve and Bucky.

You've always liked Steve and Bucky-well, besides the constant arguments. The two were pretty nice, funny and charming. Many agents wanted to get to know them better...you've heard some very detailed conversations. Very, very detailed...

You moaned quietly when a hand pressed on your clothed core. "Are you still wet, baby?", Steve whispered against your ear, while Bucky bit into your exposed collarbone, while he slowly pushed your shirt up.

"Yes, Steve, please...Bucky, please", you mumbled while grabbing Buckys hair and pulling him closer to your lips. He immediately understood and kissed you fiercely. His tongue found it's way into your mouth, while he grabbed your bra clothed breast under your shirt. A quiet moan escaped you and you pressed yourself towards their hands. Steve watched the two of you for a moment, before he started to pull your sweatpants down. They quickly Landed on the floor.

His face was close enough to your heat, he could smell you. How wet you were. It made his-already hard-dick twitch. Unintentionally he grind against the bed. Looking at your pretty panties he could see the wet spot of your arousal forming. "Fucking drenched..." He couldn't stop himself from pressing his lips against your clothed entrance and sucking on your clit. Immediately you moaned loudly into Buckys mouth.

The brunette looked down at you, before his attention was taken by Steve's head moving between your legs. Bucky pushed your shirt over your head and threw it to the floor, next to your sweatpants.

"So pretty...isn't she pretty, Steve?", Bucky mumbled against your neck, which made you lean your head back, to give Bucky more room. He kissed every inch of your skin. Your skin felt so soft against his lips. He wanted to taste all of you.

His left arm grabbed your bra in the middle and ripped it right off of your body.

A surprised gasped escaped your lips while your hands immediately tried to cover your backed breasts. You haven't expected something like this.

Steve lifted his head and watched, as Bucky put both of your hands over your head, teasing your nipples into peaks with chilly metal fingers and soft lips.

Grinning Steve slowly let your panties slide down your legs. Seeing your glistening core, your puffy and pulsing clit, made him moan immediately. He couldn't stop thinking about your pussy, since you've left the common room a few hours before.

You grabbed Steve's hair when his tongue found your heat, licking over your folds to your clit. Your taste spread over his tongue, making him moan into your heat. He licked all of your juices up. Steve looked up from between your legs, only to meet your and Buckys gaze. "Steve, keep going...", you mumbled, pushing his head closer to your core.

Both men looked with raised eyebrows at you, then at each other.

They had a silent conversation, which made you feel unsure, but also very aroused. More then you already were.

"Let's see how many times she can cum before she loses her voice, what do you think about that, Steve?", Bucky asked, still twirling your nipple, like it was his Stress-toy. Steve let one of his fingers slide slowly into your entrance, making you whimper. "Yeah, that's a great idea, Buck. We should do that", Steve answered, licking over your clit again. They had this conversation, like you weren't even there. Like you were a toy. And this thought made you clench around Steve's fingers. "She seems to like this idea." Steve roughly pushed a second finger into your tight hole, which made you mewl breathlessly.

Watching Steve eating you out got Bucky even harder-his pants felt way too tight. Quickly he opened them and let them slid down his legs. You could see the head of his dick sticking out of his boxershorts. God you could already tell he was also big. Huge even.

You needed to feel both of them.

You wanted both of them to fuck you, till you couldnt walk or think for the next few days.

Steve's fingers stroked right over your g-spot, making you see stars. He licks around his fingers, before licking back to your clit and sucking on it-this gave you the rest.

With a silent moan you arched your back, pressing yourself into Steve's and Buckys lips. Bucky looked up for a moment to watch your face. You grabbed his hair and pulled him closer, so you could kiss him again. He let his tongue explode your mouth, but not for long, because he wanted to watch Steve still eating you out.

Steve didn't stop liking and thrusting into your cunt, not even for a moment-your legs started to tremble slightly, while the knot in your abdomen started to build up again. It felt so intense. It was too much-and yet you couldn't get enough. Buckys cold metal finger found your nipple again, pinching it lightly-. Your body tenses and you come with a hot rush of fluid that soaks you both. Your juices leak out of you, drenching Steve's face and the sheets you were laying on. Both men moaned seeing this.

Steve came up again and pressed his lips hungry to yours. He could come right now untouched, alone because of how your clenched around your fingers.

You could taste yourself on his lips-his tongue pushing the taste deeper into your mouth. You couldn't stop yourself from moaning.

After Steve pulled away, you could feel him taking his fingers out of your drenched hole, which made you feel empty. "Open, sweetheart", you opened your mouth and Steve pushed his fingers in. Slurping you started to lick around his fingers, treating them like you did with his dick a few hours ago. Steve felt his dick twitch against your leg, while Bucky gripped his own to relieve himself at least a bit. It didn't really help. He wanted to feel you so bad...

"So, Steve, do you want to fuck her first or should I?", Bucky started talking, without looking at you. It made you squirm. Steve chuckled darkly and looked down at you. „I've already felt her mouth first, so it's only fair if I let you fuck her first", Steve moved from his position between your legs.

You grabbed Steve's pants and tried to pushed them down, same with buckys. „too many clothes...", you mumbled. Both men chuckled. Their pants hit the floor before you could even blink.

Bucky moaned when he looked down at your drenched pussy. He but his bottom lip, while, he let his tip rub between your folds, coating him with wetness. "I'm gonna fucking split you apart, sweetheart", he grinned, slowly pushing the tip in. You could already feel the stretch, which made you whimper. It felt so, so good.

Bucky felt the same. He couldn't think straight with the warmth around him. Your wet heat was sucking him right in. "You gonna finally fuck me or should I bring my toy-", before you could finish your sassy remark, Bucky forced his whole length inside you, immediately starting pounding hard into you, hitting your sweet spot every time. You cried out in pleasure, grabbing Steve's arm tightly. Bucky only chuckled.

"What? Nothing more to say?", Bucky slid out for a second, to turn you around so faced Steve, who was leaning against the headboard, stroking his dick slowly. Grinning he looked at your already open mouth.

"Someone's eager to having a dick in your holes", Steve grabbed your hair and let his tip slide along your sticked out tongue. His taste made you moan, while Bucky pushed once again into your warmth. He started pounding into you, hard and fast. In this Position he felt even bigger-god, he was really splitting you in half. His movements pushed you forward, pushing Steve's dick deep into your mouth. His hand gripped your hair and pushed even further down, past your gag reflex.

You knew your whole body would be sore after today-especially your jaw and pussy. Steve thrusted shallow into your mouth, before pulling you back. "You wanna say something, sweetheart? Any sassy remarks left?", before you could answer he pushed his dick back into your mouth, silencing anything you wanted to say-because you'd have a sassy remark ready, he just knew it. He knew you.

"That's much better. I only want to hear you choke on my cock-" "fuck, she likes that", interrupted Bucky, when he felt you squeeze around him. Steve chuckled and started thrusting into your mouth, which made you gag every time he hit the back of your throat.

Bucky put his metal fingers on your clit and started rubbing your bud. Immediately your eyes rolled back. "God, she's so close-I can feel her chocking my cock", Bucky groaned, increasing his speed. It's all your needed for the knot into your abdomen to explode. Moaning around Steve's dick you felt your juices leak around Bucky. It only made him thrust into your harder. "Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum-gonna fill this tight cunt”, Bucky mumbled.

Steve pulled you back from his cock, grinning at your ravening state. Your pupils were blown wide and teary, your lips were puffy, swollen from his cock.

“You hear that, sweetheart? Buckys gonna pump you full of his cum”, he grinned. You nodded immediately, but your gaze fell back to his cock. Opening your mouth Steve understood you wanted his back into your mouth, which made him grin even more. He immediately pushed your head back down.

Buckys thrusts started to become more irregular, so you knew he was close, still hitting your abused G-spot with every movement. You’ve never had this much sex at once-this many orgasms. Everything felt so…you felt on fire. Everything in you felt overstimulated.

With a last deep thrust Bucky came deep in you. You could feel his hardness throb in you, shooting his big load in you. Suddenly you felt yourself come again, which made you moan breathlessly around Steve’s tip. He immediately pulled your head up, grabbing his dick with the other hand to hold back his own orgasm.

Bucky slowly pulled out, watching his cum dripping out of your throbbing hole. “So pretty…so full”, he mumbled, while spreading your folds with his fingers and watching more cum leaking out of you. He couldn’t help himself from pushing it back inside.

Feeling his fingers press into your hole made you cry out softly. Your whole body was shaking, your legs, your arms-yet you looked back at Steve’s cock, slowly opening your mouth again.

Steve only shook his head and slowly pulled you onto his lap, while Bucky laid beside the two of you. A tired, yet satisfied grin formed on his face and he watched Steve guiding his dick in your cum filled hole. The added wetness made him groan into your neck, while you let your head fall against his shoulder. Your hole was throbbing around him.

“I think we managed to break that sassy mouth”, said Bucky, stroking over your sweat covered back. Chuckling Steve slowly started pounding into you, making you sob into his neck quietly. It felt so good…but it was so much…yet you didn’t want for it to stop.

Slowly Buckys hand slid down to your clit, rubbing it, making you whine against Steve’s neck. You grabbed Steve’s hair and shoulder, holding yourself up and trying to ride him-but you hadn’t much energy left, so Steve started thrusting into you.

Suddenly another g-spot orgasm sweeps violently over you, from the drag of Steve’s cock over your sweet spot and Bucky’s fingers.

“Oh fuck, you’re squeezing me to death, sweetie. Gonna pump you full with my cum”, he groaned, burring himself deep into your pussy. You feel his cock pulsing inside of you, filling you with come.

The two of you stayed like that for a moment, before slowly pulling out of you. The sudden emptiness made you whimper. Steve slowly laid you between them. Both men wrapping their arms around you.

For a while none of you said anything. The three of you just enjoyed the bliss after your orgasms.

You were exhausted.

“Everything alright?”, Steve asked quietly, stroking over your hair. He looked to Bucky for a moment. The brunette nodded slowly, shifting so he laid on his side. He gently stroked along your back. To answer Steve’s question, you mumbled a quite ‘yes’ and buried your face into Steve’s pillow. It smelled nice. Like Steve.

A small smile spread over your lips, while you slowly turned onto your side. “'m Feelin’ awesome…”, you mumbled, tucking your face into Steve’s neck.

You grabbed Buckys arm, that was laying lazily around your waist and pulled him against your back. Slowly you felt yourself getting tired. Steve gave you a gentle kiss on your forehead, smiling at Bucky for a moment. Bucky smiled back at Steve and gave you then a kiss on your shoulder.

“I guess you old men still have it in you..”, you grinned against Steve’s skin. Both men looked with raised eyebrows at you.

“Still haven’t learned your lesson?”

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yellowjacketsgayfanfic · 11 months

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Caught in the middle with Tai and Van *NSFW*

SUBMISSION: 3way w/ reader adn van/tai?

It took you be surprise when Tai called you for the first time in over ten years. She talked your ear off all night about all the things she had wished she could've told you about in the decade you hadn't spoken. She asked if you'd spoken to Van lately. Surprisingly, the answer to that was yes. Van and you kept in touch often enough. Her favorite way to communicate was sending you cat memes over email.

Hearing Tai's voice felt good. You missed her a lot, and jumped at the chance to offer her a ride to Van's place which she graciously took.

During the car ride, you could tell she was running entirely on adrenaline. You convinced her to take a nap while you took the brunt of the driving.

You wondered what it would be like to be in the same room as Van and Tai again. How long had it been, you wondered. Since Shauna's wedding? It must have been. It had been even longer since you'd been intimate with each other, since college certainly.

As teenagers, you didn't have the vocabulary to describe your relationship. All the three of you knew was that you were gay, on the same soccer team, and were utterly obsessed with each other.

After several hours of driving, you pulled over and put the car in park.

"Is this it?" Tai questioned, looking at the retro film shop that was in eyeshot.

You nodded. "This is the place."

"It's very, Van." Taissa chuckled, tears stinging her eyes.

You wondered if it was from emotion or exhaustion.

"Yeah, it is." You smiled at her. "You okay?"

"I'm scared." She whispered.

Taissa and Van had a very tumultuous relationship after the wilderness. That place brought out the worst in both of their personalities. You were the peacemaker, a source of comfort and kindness. With you in the room, Tai and Van could relax.

"Don't be." You squeezed her thigh. "It'll be fine. Just follow my lead."

The two of you sauntered off toward the shop. You walked right in with all of the confidence you could muster, and there she was. You spoke frequently, but it had been awhile since you'd seen her in person. She hadn't changed very much at all - still as beautiful as ever.

"Y/N?" A smile painted her lips.

That smile made your heart pound. It always had that affect on you. "Van..."

Tai walked in behind you, almost using you as a shield. Van's smile dropped, replaced by shock. "Taissa?"

"Hey, Van." Tai whispered, gripping your hand with all her might.

***

"Holy shit." Van breathed.

Tai had told her everything that was going on. There were tears, some shouting which you were able to deescalate, but mostly a lot of old feelings. You were all sitting in Van's studio above her store. You on her bed, up against the wall which was painted a pretty shade of blue, Van pacing back and forth, and Tai curled up in the fetal position on the couch.

"I don't know what else to say." Van scoffed. "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Have you considered that we are the only people on this entire planet who might understand anything Tai is going through right now?" You chastised Van, looking at her with warning in your eyes. "Things got really fucked up between the three of us, but we're all we have."

"She got married." Van said breathlessly, pointing at Tai. She was resentful, clearly. "Had a fucking kid with another woman. You and me are all that we have. It's not my problem that she fucked up another family."

"That is not fair." You defended Taissa. "You're not exactly the person to be talking right now considering you moved states away and will only talk to me through 2012 era memes."

Van stopped in her tracks, clenching her fists. She couldn't argue with you, because it was true. In many ways, Van and Tai had ran so far from each other in anger that they both left you stranded.

"I can't do this without you." Taissa admitted. "I need you right now. Both of you. Please don't fucking make me beg, Van."

"Come here." You patted the bed for Tai to come sit with you, and she obliged. She immediately curled up into your side.

Van stared at the two of you. There was great hesitance on her part to join you on the bed. What would happen to her heart if she did? She couldn't fight it much longer though. She climbed onto the bed and prostrated herself on her knees in front of the both of you. "I have...missed you." Van whispered to the both of you. "I've missed us."

You opened your arms to her, and Van fell into them. You brushed hair away from her face, and tenderly kissed her scars. "Don't fight so hard for once in your life."

"Are we going to do this?" Van asked.

Taissa looked at you, and you at her. You didn't have to say anything. The overwhelming majority answer was yes, of fucking course you were.

You got up and immediately undressed yourself, pulling off your white t-shirt, wiggling out of your black pants. Taissa moved to remove your bra, and Van tugged down at your panties. Like animals, they pawed at you, bringing you back onto the bed and underneath them. They removed their clothes above you, heavy breathing and hearts racing. Taissa gathered your head in her hands and kissed you deeply, like she hadn't in so many years.

Her touch was hungry and fueled with desire. Your lust accumulated in your pussy, you groaned into her mouth. Van then took her place, her lips sweet like coconut and strawberries. Her tongue slipped between your lips, reacquainting itself with your mouth. Tai situated herself behind Van, her hips and pelvis against Van's rear. You reached your hands up for Van's breasts, squeezing them tightly in your palm. She gasped, breathing onto your face.

"It's so hot that you're so desperate for Y/N." Taissa said roughly. "Are you going to let her fuck you?"

Van was grinding against Tai as you attached your mouth to her neck. "Will you fuck me, Y/N?"

"You don't have to ask me that question." You growled, lifting yourself into a sitting position.

With a slap to her ass, Taissa let go of Van and crawled back over to you, running her fingers along your soaking wet pussy. She lifted her hand to her mouth, sucking you off of her. "You always taste so good." She groaned.

You opened your legs wide and Van got into position, lowing her cunt onto yours.

"Oh, you dirty thing." You laughed, bucking your hips so that you could grind hard against the beautiful red head above you.

Van moaned loudly. "Oh, Y/N."

Tai sat up and lunged for Van's mouth. Van hung on tightly to Taissa as you continued to fuck her. Taissa grabbed Van's ass, slapping hard. "You don't know how bad I missed you, Van. How much I've wanted to feel you again."

You used your hands now to separate Taissa's thighs, hooking a single digit deep inside her. She made a very girly sound at the sudden sensation. You curled your fingers, making a 'come here' motion against her G-spot.

"Oh, Y/N." Tai moaned into Van's shoulder. "More. More, please."

You entered a second finger inside her, speeding up with her now.

"Y/N always fucks us so good." Van said seductively, leaning down to kiss you again.

You removed your pussy from hers, and took your hand out of Taissa's. "I want someone in my mouth. Right now."

Tai jumped at the chance, pinning you down with her thighs. She filled your mouth up with herself. Van crawled down to you, her tongue teasing your slit. Her fingers gripped your hips so tight you knew they'd leave bruises. You rode her face as Tai rode yours. You couldn't stand it anymore, feeling as though you might explode with desire.

Van moved her hand down to her own crotch, trying to get herself off while she fucked you good.

"God, I'm gonna come." Taissa squeaked. "A little harder, Y/N."

You obliged, your tongue exploring her hole, entering inside. She used your upper teeth to tease her clit, causing her to yell out with desire. Almost in unison, the three of you came at the same time. Taissa removed herself from your mouth, opting to sit next to you up against the wall. She breathed heavy.

Van crawled up to your chest, and rested her head of red hair between your breasts. "Mmm." You smiled to yourself.

"Why did we ever stop doing this?" Van asked softly, gripping Tai's thigh tight.

"If it's so bad, why does it feel so right." Tai looked at you with want in her eyes.

"The real question is," You giggled. "how did we do that for hours on end when we were kids?"

The other two laughed. "Stamina. Soccer girl stamina." Van stated.

"Maybe I should get back into sports. I'd have more energy to keep up with the both of you." You mumbled.

"That's hot." Taissa pressed a kiss to your shoulder. "I'd like to see you in a uniform again."

"Me too." Van agreed. "Gonna dress up for us?"

"Maybe." You chuckled.

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pesterloglog · 4 months

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Jake English, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 5805-5814

GT: Roxy?

GT: Rox! What is she saying?

GT: Talk to me roxy!!!

GT: Please dont leave me hanging here.

GT: I cant take it i cant bear having two of my closest chums hate me and then having you shut me out on top of that!

TG: ok sheesh jake calm ur microshorts

TG: im here

GT: Ah there you are.

GT: Im sorry for being a pest but i just see jane there pecking away at conversations with you and dirk and it feels like youre all kind of leaving me behind.

TG: no jake nobodys doin that

GT: Ok yeah im probably being paranoid...

GT: But ive done such a bangup job of alienating my other friends.

GT: So youre the only one i can talk to for now.

GT: Wait i havent alienated you yet have i?

TG: nah dont worry we are still humanated

GT: Are you really sure roxy? Are you sure youre not just trying to spare my feelings?

GT: You can be honest with me! If you hate me now too please just say so.

TG: SWEET GUY FIERIS FAT LAUGHING GHOST JAKE

TG: no i dont hate you i promise youre still my bro god dammit!

GT: Ok. Phew!

GT: Then talk to me!

TG: um

TG: about what

GT: I dont know. Anything! What are you talking about with jane?

TG: my drinkin problems

GT: I see.

GT: Would you like to talk about them with me? Maybe i could help!

TG: damn jake

TG: like

TG: that is cool and appreciated in theory?

TG: but this is some kinda heavy shit 4 me

TG: i rly dunno if i can do double duty on my alcoholism with you and jane simultaneously

GT: Oh. Yeah thats probably not the best way to go.

TG: yes prolly not

GT: Sooo then. What else is there we can chew the old fat about?

GT: Really bond over together in an emotionally fulfilling manner?

TG: dag you are an extra silly guy

GT: Well??

TG: dunno j why dont u tell me what youre thinkin an we go from there

GT: Alright.

GT: So. That sure was a doozy of a kiss you gave dirk there huh?

TG: LOL fuck

TG: yeaaaahhh

GT: How was it?

TG: it was

TG: uuuummmmm

GT: Go on!

TG: it was fuckin INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!

TG: and yet

TG: and yet.........

TG: omg it was so choice

TG: but wrong!

TG: wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

GT: I dont know. It seemed innocent enough to me.

GT: What was so wrong about it?

TG: a whole host of things...

TG: not sure in how much detail i wanna spell out why exactly it wasnt cool

TG: but like

TG: jake ur a pretty simple guy and i mean that as <3ways as possible

TG: it just wasnt right

GT: No disagreement there. But like i said im here to talk about whatever you feel like.

TG: ok see this is just another embarrassing thing from my past

TG: when i was more out of control

TG: with dirk i was just

TG: waaay too aggressive

TG: i hassled him all the time

TG: pretty much every day just like he said

TG: about

TG: me and him

TG: like

TG: GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: U KNO LAST MALE & FEMALE ON EARTH OOH HES A HUNK! IS DREAMZ COME TRU TIME 4 REPOPULATE!!!

TG: yeah

TG: so not cool lookin back on it

TG: and i had no excuse i always knew he was just

TG: SUCH a gay dude

TG: and i guess maybe hitting on a guy who dont like girls once or twice maybe is alright or even flattering but after so long it was probably just pissing him off or messing with his head or something

TG: it def wasnt what he wanted to hear from a friend

TG: let alone day in and day out through garbled drunktexts

TG: so when i fuckin harassed him into kissin me...

TG: it just brought back some low rent shit i thought we put behind us

TG: just another way i completely humiliated myself in front of him

GT: So is that why you cant talk to him now?

TG: mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm

GT: I certainly have no trouble relating to that.

TG: yep

TG: i dont even know why really

TG: hes like taciturn to the max about everything

TG: but theres somethin about him

TG: that just makes it hurt to feel like you let him down

GT: You really love him dont you?

TG: siiigh

TG: yeah jake i guess

TG: the answer is

TG: a categorical unapologetic fucking 'yeah'

TG: but

TG: i dont think that was much a secret

TG: and the fact that it was so LOUDLY not a secret exemplified my stupidity on the matter

GT: Its fair to say i never came close to feeling as strongly about him as you.

GT: I envy you actually. Ive actually worried at times that i just wasnt capable of feeling that way about anyone.

GT: And maybe thats why i was just meant to be alone.

TG: ehh you aint missin much

TG: love is a brutal shitninja w/ turds 4 nunchucks

TG: be grateful that stank ass motherfuckers flippin out nowhere near you

GT: I noticed you nearly slipped that wedding ring on his finger!

TG: oh GOD

TG: that ring

GT: You almost scooped my boyfriend out from under me in one fell proposal.

TG: oh DID i

TG: from under u eh? ;)

GT: Wait. No i mean...

TG: ;););););) wonks 4 eternity

GT: WHOA NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

TG: easy dude just messin

GT: Oh.

GT: Ha ha ok.

TG: man

TG: that ring tho

TG: what happened to it do you remember?

GT: Not really.

TG: god damn it

TG: must of lost it when i was a FUCKING trickster

TG: sflkjfslkfj

TG: *shakes fist @ all trxstrs*

GT: Did you need it for something?

TG: need it?

TG: not really

TG: i just really liked that ring

TG: kinda spoke to me in a way

TG: hehe

TG: want to know something lame?

GT: Yes.

TG: the moment i first saw that ring

TG: i was like in my head

TG: thinkin

TG: some day i want to give that ring to the person i marry

TG: whoever that is

GT: Daw.

GT: Thats not lame thats nice.

TG: nah its pretty lame but w/e

TG: shows what sorta one track mind i got

TG: god i am obsessed with findin somebody to kiss arent i

TG: it is rly quite pathetic

TG: although the funny thing is the ring turns you invisible

TG: which might be my subconscious telling me something about my lovelife

TG: like i find a guy of my dreams

TG: slip it on his finger

TG: and POOF he disappears!

TG: bye bye hubby

TG: o well dont matter

TG: the ring is gone

TG: and with it so too

TG: are my lame, lame dreams ;(

#homestuck #jake english #roxy lalonde #homestuck act 6 #page 5805 #page 5806 #page 5807 #page 5808 #page 5809 #page 5810 #page 5811 #page 5812 #page 5813 #page 5814 #homestuck act 6 act 5 #homestuck act 6 act 5 act 1 x2

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skippyv20 · 3 years

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HiSkippy. I read that PC/PW wanted a 3way meeting with PH because they didnt want any confusion about who said what. Smart. IT could have put some kind of listening device in PH’s belt and recorded all that was said. She’s a snake and would do anything to forward her agenda. Just my opinion

Prayers for HMTQ.

Ok...look......first off.....this is the BRF.......

Second.......they have the best intelligence in the world.....

Third.......she has NO power

Fourth.......Harry is NOT “with” her.....

Everything you have seen Harry do....was with permission......and has brought dark to light....

Fifth...they are family.....anything that is said is kept private....anything you read about is coming from MM...and are all lies.....

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

4/20/21

#Ask Skippy #submission

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gyll-yee-haw · 4 years

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Hi! Love your blog and I know you have tons of request so I don’t want to be annoying. I just wanted to check if you got my request. I know sometimes tumblr eats them. It was a bout a 3way with Jake and Seb and reader trying to make Jake jealous by paying more attention to Seb and so Jake makes the reader stop and makes out with Seb in front of her while he keeps eye contact with her

Hi! Omg, I'm glad you checked, cause I couldn't find your request here :(

But here it is now, hope you enjoy it! ❤

Warnings: masturbation (Male, female, everyone), jealousy, mentions of oral, dirty talking and degradation.

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You loved to test both of your men's patience

But with Jake is was slightly more fun

He lost his mind so easily and got way more rough than Seb

So you often brought him to his limits

Like this one time

It was "Jake's night" and he took you out for dinner

But you had other plans

So you put on your best puppy eyes and told him you missed Seb, cause it had been a while since you saw him for the last time… so maybe you could call him and ask him to join you again

Jake's ego was a little hurt after he heard that you missed Seb, but he couldn't deny that he liked the idea

So you decided to go back to your place and wait for Seb in there

And when he arrived, Jake started liking the idea a little less

Cause you were all excited to see him. Filled his face with kisses, wrapped your arms around his neck and guided him to the sofa, where the two of you started making out like Jake wasn't even there

"You missed me, doll?" Seb smiled, running his hands through your thighs

"So much." You bit your lip and spread your legs a little more so he would touch you where you needed him to

Jake was growing impatient

But when he was about to get mad at you, he stopped and thought about the way you were acting

It was pretty clear that you were trying to make him jealous, so he would give you whatever you wanted

But he wasn't gonna play your little game. He was gonna start his own

He approached the two of you, and managed to separate you by pulling Seb's shoulder

So he positioned himself between the two of you, and you were ready for him to crash his lips against yours

But he didn't turn to you, he turned to Seb instead

You couldn't believe your eyes at first, but Seb looked at Jake with a face that meant "yeah, why not?"

Their faces were so close, they were breathing fast

Jake started to unzip Seb's pants

Your chin literally dropped

Jake grabbed Seb's cock and started stroking him

Seb moaned obscenely and Jake looked directly into your eyes

"What's wrong, puppy?" He chuckled darkly. "It sucks being ignored, doesn't it?"

You nodded because you thought that was the answer he wanted, but you weren't really sure. You were so confused. You had never imagined anything like that, but it was insanely hot

At some point, Seb left out a loud moan, and you were so focused on that scene, that you ended up moaning too

They looked at you and saw that you had your thighs pressed together and your hips absolutely couldn't stay still

"Touch yourself, baby." Seb asked

You looked at Jake and he didn't say yes or no, just smirked

So you pulled your skirt up and your panties down

When you touched your pussy, you couldn't believe how wet you were

You started rubbing yourself real good and Sebastian was losing his mind while watching you

Jake's hand was moving fast, and you tried to touch yourself on the same rhythm, causing your moans to mix with Seb's in the air

"Shut up, slut." Jake told you. "This is not about you. You asked Sebastian to come here just to use him to make me jealous, didn't you?"

Your eyes widened. "I'm so sorry, daddy, so sorry…" you weren't even sure if you were apologizing to Jake or to Seb

Well, Seb was a little busy at the moment, so he didn't really care

The way their lips were so dangerously close and Jake's hand wrapped around Seb's cock had to be some of the most beautiful things you had ever seen, and that sight didn't take too long to bring you to your orgasm

You shut your eyes, threw your head back and moaned

They both knew your body well enough to understand what just happened

And Seb, who was already close, couldn't hold it anymore

He came all over Jake's fist

Jake turned to you again and made you lick all of Seb's cum from his skin, which you were more than pleased to do

"Good girl." Jake said. "Now you're gonna suck me off while Seb catches his breath. Then we're gonna deal with you."

#jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal x reader #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal x you #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan #sebastian stan smut

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fallwritesfiction · 6 years

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Prompt: 108 Compromise Fandom: RWBY Pairing/Characters: Yang Xiao Long/Neopolitan, Yang Xiao Long/Junior Rating: Teen Summary: Yang makes her lines very clear, with both Neo and Junior. Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University. Part of the Beacon University AU

Yang stares down at her phone, growling under her breath. How do you say "never do that again" without ruling out ever banging the person again?

The thing is, she's mad. She is. What Neo did was fucked up and if she'd had like thirty seconds to actually think she would have said hell no and kicked her out. She knows she shouldn't have been thinking with her clit instead of her head, but she did, and Neo didn't give her a real chance to say no. Yang wouldn't call it forced or anything, but some lines got blurred and it's not okay.

On the other hand, she never set any boundaries. She never said that she didn't want Neo in any other part of her life. Yang made it pretty clear she wasn't trying to do anything long-term, but Neo didn't cross that line. That doesn't make it Yang's fault, but it means she could have been clearer, and she wasn't.

She flips a couple contacts over and messages Junior instead, because that's easier: hey look im sry abt neo. i didnt ask her to come and shes not gonna do it again. im not cool w/3ways and i didn't mean to say yes. sry.

Yang actually isn't against threesomes, but it's close enough to true. She flips back over to Neo's screen, growling again because she still doesn't know what to say. After a few minutes, she asks: how did u kno where i was??.

Yang's phone buzzes almost immediately. I've been in this town for a long time, Blondie. I know a lot of things.

A second later, it buzzes again. Did you have fun with your boy toy after I left? ;)

Neo not regretting anything makes her response easier. It wouldn't make it okay if Neo were drunk or did it on impulse or something, but Yang would have a different reply. it wasnt ok. felt like being stalked by someone who knows how 2 make my brain shut off. dont do it again.

Way to make me sound like a creep, Yang.

Yang rolls her eyes. dont act like one and it wont be so easy. i didn't tell u where i was and u showed up and walked into the middle of my scene. not ok.

I didn't hear you complaining when I was in your lap.

She has to put her phone down and walk away from it for a few minutes before she can reply. This is why she doesn't do long-term, because girls are just like this. Yang takes a deep breath, trying to clear her head. She doesn't mean it. She personally knows a lot of girls who aren't like that. She's just... she was starting to like Neo.

Yang crawls back into her bed, laying on her back with her phone held up. look i made a bad call bc ur hot even when what ur doing is fucked up. u still came bc u knew i was there and got in my biz. She bites her lip, then quickly sends: i wanna keep doing this but u have 2 respect my limits.

While she's waiting, she gets a k from Junior, which is pretty much what she thought she'd get. They don't message a lot, and he keeps his short.

Yeah, okay.

That nearly gets her to throw her phone.

There's no way to know how Neo means that. Is it basically an apology? Is it sarcastic? Just her acknowledging the point and moving on? Yang groans, turns the phone on silent, and goes to make dinner. She does not have the brainpower to deal with this right now.

(Several blocks away, Neopolitan looks down at her phone with a bitten lip and what might be remorse in her eyes.)

#rwby #yang xiao long #neopolitan #hei 'junior' xiong #baked alaska #call me sir #beacon university au

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miamia980198019801 · 2 years

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3.28.22

still not doing well. i’m lonely now because i don’t even respond to people ever and i always blow off plans and i sleep so much. so much. i still need to make those update posts because a lot has happened. good and bad and neither. i made a new friend this weekend at work named kayla. she’s 20 and she’s obsessed with animals just like me. we actually have a lot in common and i really clicked with her. yesterday after work we went to the kane county animal expo and we got a tarantula and scorpion. probably for her, but i’m thinking about facing my fear and taking the tarantula. i didn’t feel scared around it or any of the snakes or anything i think because i’m so numb, normally i would’ve been really nervous. but i’m not a human it feels anymore lol i’m somewhere in between :/ i think cesar started dating that lady that pays for all of his stuff and we still haven’t hung out since that one night at dad’s house. it’s different now. we go into room #2 and that’s kind of our lil joke we’ll be like “let’s go clean #2” and we fuck in there but i just miss our nights together so much. he brought coke twice last week and put some on his dick and it made me remember how we used to be doing that so much together. i still have that box of wine in my car from when leila was here so sometimes we have that too. i just wish he would see me again i need him even just one night i miss him so much. whatever. and i still feel weird about last sunday. when chesco invited me to come hang out at his cousin victor’s house. lol the name. but chesco really made it seem like he wanted to have a 3way like even when we were kissing and he was touching me he laid me down and was just about to finger me victor came in and chesco said some dumb shit like “come get in on this g” and then as soon as me and vic started kissing and getting together he left??? he went to the bathroom and said his girl was calling him and stuff but literally what the fuck i didn’t even want to hook up with victor i just wanted to be with chesco that night. i left pretty soon after that because i felt so weird and used. he was just saying “yeah i’m sorry i shouldn’t have put you in that situation” he didn’t seem mad or upset i’m just so confused. maybe he didn’t want to get with me at all or maybe he was testing me but i really don’t know and i don’t trust chesco at all anymore. he is living proof that really hot people can get away with so much because i’ve been hearing so much stuff about him. that he’s been with 300+ people, gets paid to fuck women, had sex with someone from love island, and all this shit. yet he acts so sweet to me and i still want him so bad??? he still is saying we’re gonna hang out just me and him but the whole vibe is off now since what happened with me and vic. i leave for florida this thursday so i doubt we’ll hang out before my trip, maybe after. also me and taylor are friends again. normally i would be pissed and not be her friends again since she came back for a dumb reason (she was dating michael and unhappy with him and sharon dropped her as a friend so that’s when she started responding and stuff to me again). but i just love her so much i can’t ever stay away. we even called michael together on the phone and broke up with him. i do have to say i still like her and want her. i think she feels the same even if it’s deep down just a little bit so i’m trying to spend more time with her and i literally just want to snatch her up before some lame person who doesn’t deserve her does. her birthday is coming up, i probably won’t even be invited bc most of her friends hate me (for now) but i’ll still do something really cute for her and maybe actually give her a card of how i feel this year. we made a cute little collage of my pinterest pictures on my walls:))) but yeah to sum up my love life, i really want chesco i want to fuck him so hard and i hope that happens but i don’t trust him at all, his cousin victor was actually really cute and chill and i would hang out with him again, i would date taylor in a heartbeat, i miss cesar a lot.

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rose-by-any-name · 6 years

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So, I don’t really care if a million people read this or if I’m the only one but I’ve just gotta write this.

I came out for the first time yesterday, to my friend. I’m bisexual.

I was so nervous; what if she was disgusted and outed me to everyone? I go to a Catholic, all-girls school so that would've pretty much been disastrous. Obviously, there are a good number of people who would be fine and support me but I think the ones who would react negatively would react REALLY NEGATIVELY.

Ultimately, though, I didn’t need to worry because she was totally fine.

Like, COMPLETELY FINE.

She was excited that she was the first person I had told and very excited that I was accepting and embracing myself. She literally told me that it made her day to hear me tell her. AND she said she noticed that recently (since I accepted myself) I’ve definitely seemed happier and more sociable!

ALSO, SHE DIDNT SAY/ASK ANYTHING AWFUL!!!

Like, you know what I’m talking about. She didn’t say I’m just confused, or just haven't realized I’m a lesbian yet. She didn’t ask if I was attracted to her. She didn’t imply I was promiscuous or into 3ways (which I’m really not sure how she could have because she knows I literally haven't even had my first kiss yet).

But it was SO NICE to not have to deal with any of those awkward questions or have to explain that bisexuality is actually real!

She did ask me if my attraction is 50/50, which I had no problem answering. She also asked if I was planning on telling my parents, which I’m not, and she was super understanding when I explained why.

I seriously couldn’t have expected anything better. I mean, I suspected she would probably be fine with it eventually but that it would take a little explaining. But she just completely surpassed any expectation I had.

Anyway, I’m just SO HAPPY and I really wish everyone’s coming out stories could be this nice. Also, she listened to my nearly 2-hour long Spotify playlist of bi songs! Like, could I ask for a better friend? No, I really don't think so. She’s fucking amazing and I fucking love her!

#coming out #better than expected #bi #im so happy #2018 mood #I hope everyones 2018 ends up being as good as mine is right now #I have the best friend in the world #GOD I LOVE THIS #LIFE IS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW #HAPPY #SO VERY HAPPY #feeling good #I can FEEL the good vibes #sending good vibes #i says stuff

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thatsaweirdwaytospellundead · 4 years

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Dream Live Tour Prism Star! Audience Survey

Hi! If you attended Dream Live you probably got a form with a survey to fill out. These surveys are pretty important since they gauge audience satisfaction and can affect what happens in the next live!

Official Survey link

Please fill out this survey only once!

Also please try and use Japanese for the survey since other language responses may not be read!

Q1. Who did you attend the concert with?

By myself

With a friend/acquaintance

A partner/spouse

Family

Other (please write)

Q2. Where did you watch? (you can pick more than one)

At the venue

Live viewing

Q3. Which concerts did you see?

ver.SCATTER (Makuhari Messe)

ver.REFRACT (Makuhari Messe)

ver.SCATTER (Intex Osaka)

ver.REFRACT (Intex Osaka)

Q4. Where did you hear about this concert? (you can pick more than one)

Announcement at the end of the 3rd Tour

Ensemble Studio Monthly broadcast

Announcement in the game

Ensemble Stars Official site

Ensemble stars official Facebook or Twitter

Star Live official site

Star Live official Facebook or Twitter

Game-related media (magazines, websites)

Voice actor or anime related media (magazines, websites)

Heard about it from a friend or acquaintance

Through a friend or acquaintance’s Facebook, Twitter, SNS..

Other (please write)

Q5. Did you attend the 3rd Tour?

Yes, I went to the venue

Yes, I went to the venue and the live viewing

Yes, I only went to the live viewing

No, I did not go

Q6. What did you think of the overall concert?

It was perfect

It was pretty good

It was alright

It wasn’t that great

It was bad

Q7. What did you think about the amount of songs performed?

It was a lot

It was quite a lot

It was just right

It was a little less

It was too little

Q8. Please tell us what you liked about the concert.

Please write this in Japanese

Q8. Please tell us what you did not like about the concert.

Please write this in Japanese

Q10. Would you want to attend Dream Live again?

Yes

Other

Q11. What songs would you like to see at Dream Live?

Please write up to 3 choices!

Q12. What units would you like to see at Dream Live?

Please write up to 3 choices

Q12. What goods did you buy at the concert? (you can pick more than one)

Pamphlet

Character pins

Acrylic stand

Ring light

Lightstick

T-shirt

Hoodie

Tote bag

Towel Clip

Unit towel

Wristband

3way pouch

Lip balm

Dream Shower (seasoning)

I did not buy anything

What was your opinion about the goods/tell us about goods you would have liked to see

Q14. Did you attend the live viewing for this tour?

Yes

Undecided

Q15. If you said “yes” to the previous question, what theatre did you go to?

Please write the name of the theatre in Japanese, if you did not attend, please just write “参加しません”

Q16. What did you think of the live viewing?

Please write this in Japanese

Q17. If you said “yes” to attending the live viewing, why did you choose to go?

Could not get a ticket to go to the venue

Venue was too far

I like Ensemble Stars

I wanted to invite a friend or family member

Other (please write)

Q18. How did you hear about Ensemble Stars? (you can pick more than one)

Game-related media (magazine, web)

Voice actor, anime-related media (magazine, web)

Heard about it from a friend or acquaintance

Through a friend or acquaintance’s Facebook, Twitter, SNS...

Advert online

App Store, Google Play ranking

Niconico video, Youtube, other video-streaming platforms

Animate, comiket, anime Japan, etc. (anime related events)

TV Advert

Other (please write)

Q19: What is your favourite unit from Dream Live? (of the units that performed)

Please write

Q20. Who is your favourite character from Dream Live? (of the units that performed)

Please write the character’s name in Japanese

Q21. Please tell us about any other opinions or thoughts you have on the concert.

Please write this in Japanese

There is a second page to the questionnaire but it is all in English! Thanks for filling this out!

#Ensemble Stars #あんさんぶるスターズ！#c:misc

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Ali & Carly

Ali: ⚰ knock knock Ali: do i need to get the ouija out Carly: yea Carly: tho bit late to ghost the lad in my bed Carly: idk who he is Ali: 🤠 put on a disguise Ali: like whomst Ali: beats having to leave your own gaff Ali: tho it is a crime scene Carly: got love bites from my arse to my elbow Carly: is he a vamp or what like Carly: i taste good i kno Carly: [sends photographic evidence] Ali: bitch Ali: are you anaemic?! Ali: leech sounds more like it but is he sparkly with good hair Carly: bitch its too early for words i cant spell wtf Carly: he is sparkling but thats my shine ha Carly: the hair is a no Ali: low on iron, probs, i'll get you some iron tablets Ali: taste like blood, don't tell your bedmate, he won't wanna leave Ali: party's over n sharing ain't caring Ali: someone's feeling herself this morning Ali: here for it Ali: I've already been left so that's a no to me Carly: party only ended when i passed out a few hours ago Carly: so yea Carly: was fun Carly: baby no come over Ali: was whilst it lasted for me too but you know Ali: duty calls Ali: you sure Ali: don't wanna break it up if you're good to go again Carly: yea Carly: not scared to go hard on site cuz garda are to come around Carly: i am but hes snoring Carly: & boring Carly: come Ali: perks Ali: check he's not bumped his head Ali: they'd have to come if a normie went missing Carly: nah he has to go before he goes for a slash in my bed Carly: lads are ming Ali: want me to forward that to lene Ali: make her day Ali: steal my girl Carly: do Carly: never seen her party before Carly: weird Ali: Yeah Ali: she can hang but Ali: you know, other shit on her mind Ali: work being one of 'em Ali: thank god I ain't working today Carly: & i cant get a job Carly: ha Carly: can get rid of this boy easy tho Carly: hold on Ali: another skill for the CV Carly: yea Carly: better not have knocked me up Carly: not cute Ali: Umm Ali: you need to go to the pharmacy Carly: theres so much shit on the floor i cant tell whats us & whats party Carly: idc Carly: idk Carly: ill ask him Ali: Lemme know Ali: if I could pick it up for you I would Ali: guess I can, put on a oscar winning show for the nosy bitch in there Ali: Ma will die Carly: ha Carly: its k he wouldnt have gone near me w out Carly: quoted Ali: what a prick Ali: better not be there when i show up cunt Carly: hes leaving Carly: screaming him awake will do that like Carly: ha Ali: what he get for passing out 🤷 Ali: coulda shaved his eyebrows off like Carly: next time maybe Ali: get out the sharpie and all Ali: now it's a party Carly: need your artsy talents tho Carly: me just hold up i need my baby Ali: you got it covered babe Ali: i believe in you Carly: aw Carly: i gotta clean me & this place need belief Ali: how long are your rents away and are there enough stragglers we can rope in Ali: twatface not included, bye Carly: idk but yea theres lads everywhere Carly: mattress is covered Ali: 👏 Ali: put 'em to work Carly: while i lie here k Ali: hmm Ali: no bitch Ali: i know you're princess 'round these parts but still Ali: carriage is back to being a pumpkin sweetie Carly: but im 🤒 Ali: you're hanging Ali: can't claim morning sickness now bitch Ali: chop chop Carly: ha Carly: k bitch Carly: honeymoon over yea Ali: will be if your 'rents come back to this and murder you Carly: idc Carly: be sweet to me Ali: awh baby Ali: only playing tough love Ali: thinking i'm spending too much time with my gf? Carly: yea Carly: i missed you when she stole you away Ali: how dare she 😜 Ali: missed you too tho Carly: youre mine Carly: married you first Carly: & you didnt say bye to me 😢 Ali: are you sure Ali: 'cos I ain't Ali: but how unforgivably rude 😰 Carly: id remember Carly: never forget my boo Ali: baby Carly: you can make it up to me tho Ali: oh yeah? Ali: lemme guess, feed u grapes whilst you recline Carly: nah just be here Ali: easy Ali: got to yoga first but then i'll be there Ali: went too hard with the dancing last night obvs Carly: k ill shower that lad off me Carly: i think you went just right baby Ali: too descriptive babe 😬😂 Ali: calm down with your creative ways Carly: ha Carly: you should hear me sext Carly: so good Ali: sure Ali: maybe works on the straight boys 😉 Carly: not trying to work on anyone else Carly: tell your gf if shes gonna come for me Ali: you're alright, not her type Ali: I barely am Ali: 50% like Carly: shit odds Carly: that why shes so angry Ali: as shit as yours Ali: just in reverse Ali: not saying you're both wrong but Carly: k Carly: cant all be perfect babe Carly: thats just you Ali: 💁 Carly: you kno Ali: ugh my brother's being so annoying Ali: bitch i'm coming down i will fight you Carly: which 1 Ali: dancing one Carly: hes fun Ali: glad you think so Ali: send him over instead yeah Carly: you come here & stay at yours Carly: i'll Ali: alright Ali: you're getting a rough deal soz Carly: why Ali: 'cos he's usually the alright one, so if he's testing me, wait 'til the rest rock up Carly: idc i can sleep through anything Ali: be my guest Carly: but i want you to be mine Carly: had to share last nite Ali: you done w sharing? Carly: yea Carly: im mad Ali: aww Ali: pouty princess Carly: [sends a pouty selfie] Carly: cuz its better when you stay Ali: you're so cute Ali: it's rude and i object Carly: just for you my baby Ali: 😏 such a tease Carly: nah Carly: you can have anything you want Ali: yeah yeah Ali: anything you want from the shops Carly: theres nothing here Carly: i cant do that to you Ali: okay, i'll get breakfast and cleaning shit Carly: theres no money tho Ali: i don't mind Ali: s'only breakfast Ali: IOU if you want but honestly Carly: you're too good to me & for me boo Ali: nah i'm not Ali: no one deserves to be treated like shit the morning after Carly: got me crying Ali: baby Ali: don't be sad Carly: come down is a bitch but youre an angel Ali: 💚 i know Ali: you've survived it many a time before though, you'll be okay Ali: especially when you get some food and hugs Carly: yea Carly: shouldve invited your brother to my party Carly: what a bitch i am Ali: no no, he ain't here, just blowing up my phone being dumb Ali: you're alright, sure you'll meet him when summers out and he's out on town being fabulous Carly: k didnt fuck up the 1st impression Carly: love the gays Carly: your gf excluded like Ali: he's stalked your socials and liked what he's seen Ali: not in a creepy way 'cos gay, of course Ali: awh 😂 why can't we all get along Carly: he can add me i wont send him nudes Carly: cuz she looks at me like she was willing me to hang this hard Ali: oh good to know 😜 Ali: not letting him though, he chats shite and if he's gonna I need to vet it Ali: deal with it boy, crazy posessive wife like Ali: she's just angry with me Carly: idk who lads are if i cant id them in my usual and not seen his dick Carly: my bad if nudes go where they shouldnt Carly: whats he saying about me Carly: who could be angry at you too beautiful Ali: me either for a while, like Ali: feel it's unfair to describe it from memory of having to bath together Ali: awks Ali: just that you're cute Ali: n fun, of course Ali: and a hoe with it 😜 so her, easily lol Carly: aw Carly: but you didnt snog ronan last nite he werent there Ali: nah but she thinks i'm making a twat out of myself with you Ali: tragic straight girl crush, like Carly: cant have a crush on your missus Carly: weve gone beyond it Carly: real love Ali: yeah Ali: but you know Carly: she thinks were gonna fuck Carly: 3way would sort that Ali: exactly Ali: can't on principle Ali: and even if we whack out the strapon, no real dick for you so Carly: list where ive been Carly: puts loads of people off Carly: she'll know youre not trying to get w me Ali: i'm not gonna do you like that Ali: fuck that Carly: idc Carly: do what youve gonna do boo Ali: i know you don't Ali: but i do Ali: fuck those people who are just mad they weren't higher up in the list Ali: s'why you weren't so jog on Carly: stop being so nice to me Carly: if youre mean she'll forget her jealousy Ali: i don't want to Ali: i can handle it Ali: if she can't then Ali: that's that, isn't it Carly: yea Carly: but i dont wanna start shit for you Ali: trust, you didn't start this Ali: it's easier for her to pretend that's all it is Ali: that's all Carly: k Carly: if i was a lad id be fucked wouldnt i Ali: probably Ali: don't agree with that, it'd be the same but it'd be different in how she'd be able to deal, yeah Carly: thank god i grew some tits Ali: 😂 Ali: good job babe Carly: my ma was made up as well Carly: took a while like Carly: cant let her get the album out cuz i look like a lad Carly: pretty one tho Ali: you were always cute Ali: i remember Ali: grew into your ears and all 😉 Carly: aw Carly: do you tho? Ali: yeah, 'course Carly: you were always scrapping Carly: shouldve got w your gf then she'd like you more Ali: 😬 let us not think of how troubling the age gap woulda seemed then Ali: must've thought i was a right scouse stereotype Ali: bitches deserved it tho Carly: i thought you were cute Carly: & brave Carly: i was always behind my ma's legs Ali: like my sister Ali: I was always down for the more the merrier but her and Laoise said coven's had to be three so Ali: 🔮 number and all Ali: and tbh Laoise weren't that thrilled Ro was there, like Carly: black magic vibes from her forever Ali: legit Ali: shoulda been scrapping with her, like Carly: yea or fucking her first bf but i got there before you Carly: idk how she knew tho cuz he didnt tell anyone Ali: never lose that sixth sense, babe Ali: esp. when concerning keeping a man 🙄 Carly: did her a favor he was shit Carly: didnt have a clue what he was doing Carly: thought every virgin binge watched porn like Ali: 😂 Ali: have you ever binge watched? you're learning nothing of value from that shite Carly: yea but when youre bored youre bored Ali: I hear ya Ali: always bored Carly: me too Carly: & this sex drive isnt set for a cry wank or eye fuck Carly: no offence ma and da Ali: can't take it personally, lads Ali: ain't there's to try and control Carly: they gotta txt me back so i kno when they are coming home Carly: wtf got you two so busy Ali: all that sex they ain't having Carly: porn binge watch Carly: tho my dad likes reading his Ali: Can't beat a sticky page Ali: lost arm form Ali: art, lmao Ali: sure his form is grand Carly: doctor like howd you lose that arm Carly: epic cry wank Ali: 💪 on the right Ali: limp noodle on the other Carly: hot Ali: that's your father you're talking about Ali: no need to be that stereotypical Carly: shit my bad Ali: 😂 Ali: i love you bitch Carly: I love you too Carly: loads Carly: im mad at you again tho Ali: why what have i done>!> Carly: some1 came round the doorway & i thought it was you so i opened up but nah Carly: enjoy the eyeful lads Ali: oh babe Ali: 😏 bless you Carly: not gonna put clothes on for my girl Carly: waste of time Ali: obvs, charm you out so quick Ali: least it weren't the postie, or was it Ali: Ma reckons we were gonna get complaints, as if mother Carly: lad did deliver for me Carly: not letters tho Carly: least id showered Ali: gotta replenish Ali: you chasing off your comedown rn tho Carly: cant outrun that bitch Carly: some of the mas on site are mad tho you can tell yours Carly: state of their sons my bad Carly: should've kept em in if you were bothered Ali: oh great Ali: no you can't speak to the manager, piss off helen Carly: ha Carly: my da is gonna be in such a mood when he hears Carly: sorry you missed out Ali: parents Ali: not like anyone died Ali: calm it everyone Carly: dont want me to fuck on site dont want me to go off it Carly: talk sense Carly: other day you were trying to marry me off da Ali: just 'cos it brings people to his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart

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christine51367 · 5 years

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Pause and think before you speak.

Recently, due to being mad, frustrated and at to my rope, I said some things to someone about someone else to vent. It had been bottled up for years and years. The person whom I spoke about is my daughter. I do not have a good relationship with her. She has anger issues and nothing I ever do or say is right to her. Let me inform you that she is almost 27 yrs old and not a child. Even though she does things like hold a job and have her own place, she also does things like a child. She throws a fit when things do not go her way, takes it out on me, like I have anything to do with most things. After years and years of being called a dumb ass, a waste, useless, nothing by her I broke. I didn’t say things to her, not the things she she mad about now, but to someone else. Un beknownest to me, she had just gotten off the phone with my daughter and when she immediately called me she somehow she ended up doing a 3way call. So everything the person and I talked about was heard by my daughter, who just muted herself and listened. Am I even sure that the person mistakenly did this or that this was done on purpose....no. I wonder about this possibility. The outcome has been that my daughter has disowned me and refused to let me see my grandson, which hurts him as much as me. Some things were said out of anger and some things were discussed out of concern but however it was said was it was not actually received by my daughter in any way but negatively. What she heard was that I hate her, she’s fat and disgusting, her father doesn’t want her because she’s fat and disgusting and her house is a mess and her child is fat. Ok, that’s not exactly what I said nor would I use the fat wording anyway since I myself am a big woman. What I actually said was that I was concerned with her weight, just like my own. I am worried because she has a 6 yr old without a father in her life and I didn’t want him to end up not having a mother either. Her father has never acknowledged the children from his first marriage, my 3. It’s a fact he has a problem with bigger women and the last thing he said to me before I left him was...you are fat and you are ugly and I can do better than you. Fact is he didn’t. He did far worse and is paying for that mistake everyday. But back to my daughter. He’s embarrassed to be around bigger people. It disgusts him. What I said to the other person is because of the experience I had I think that may be part of the reason her dad doesn’t want to have anything to do with my daughter or her brother, both bigger people. I thought that was snobby of him because he is no movie star himself. Another fact, her house IS a mess. There’s clothes everywhere, clean and dirty and nothing put away. I don’t hate her but I don’t like her. Let me rephrase that, I don’t like the way she treats me. One time me, her and her brother were sharing a house. She worked the closing shift and came home from work about 1 am. I was sick, had been for about 3 days with what I was thinking had developed into pneumonia. She came home from work and was furious that I didn’t make her something to eat before she cam home. I did this sometimes as a treat for them since they both worked the same shift. She screamed at me to get up, even as sick as I was and get out. We just moved there and I had not found a job yet. She started throwing my stuff outside and pushing me, in my nightgown with no coat or shoes, out the door. I could barely stand as it was and of course started crying. I was eventually allowed to stay but I will never forget that, not ever. If I don’t loan her money when she knows I have it, she’s pissed. mind you I am on disability and those checks are small, not like what they tell you on ads. She doesn’t even believe there’s anything wrong with me but the doctors say otherwise. I have obstructive ventilation syndrome which means that my body retains carbon dioxide and in combination with having a small airway, my oxygen levels turn to hospital low if off oxygen for any period of time. There is no cure. I am type 2 diabetes’s and because of my oxygen

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5erotonin · 5 years

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Jk im actually disgusted by you. your bestfriend told me you cheated on me with yet again a different bitch! lol like damn ok i know you fucked someone else and cheated the first time but then finding out you were also cheating w one of my friends is just kinda pathetic like wtf i liiiiiteeeeraaaalllyyyy would sleep w you 9 times outta 10 when you wanted is that not enough pussy like goddam lol cool tho that you bragged about having a "bisexual girlfriend" cuz ya wanted to have 3ways which is whatever but it's not some fashion statement lmaooo..

Like damn dude u r seriously a compulsive liar everything out of your mouth is at least halfway untrue and i really don't understand the logic behind it. U asked me if i slept w anyone while we weren't together i was honest and said YES! the fuck? Is so hard about honesty???

it wouldn't matter if you just told me straight up BECAUSE WE BROKE UP FOR A FEW MONTHS. but srsly fucking my "friend" behind my back this entire time is literally disgusting like wtf you coulda given me something! And why even bother to be with someone when you need to do that lol. this is apparently when we were together he was doin this and i don't doubt it i saw someones nudes in his phone and now knowing it was her im like yea that body looked stupid familiar.

Lying is just the lowest level of anything in a relationship romantic or not, just tell me what'sup, you don't wanna date anymore ok cool imma prolly cry and drink a lot but at least we can stay friends or have respect for eachother. Same w anything. But the moment you lie and bullshit when i seriously fucking understand every situation it just blows my mind wtf. That's when u lose alllll my respect.

Idk what i expected outta a nigga whos almost 3yrs older than me and i act like im twice his age and he stil thinks juggin robbing and hitting licks is soooo cool lmaooo. Grown. Ass. Child. Idk how you could grow up w the mentality that stealing from a girl or ANYONE in general is OKAY?? wtf is wrong with you. Literally loved you thru everything thru when you were doing dope daily to sober to homeless to having money and i was always there but that was the mistake making my heart so fuckin available it liteeally got used as an empty room in a mansion

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science-b0y · 7 years

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this is just a vent cause i need to write down some shit

recently ive been having really bad memories/flashbacks of my exs and my rapist it might be because of the time of year, since one of the ones that impact me the most was on forth of july. i still dont remember all of it, possibly because i was drugged and possibly i tried to black it out. still to this day i have no idea who it was and that really kills me inside haha... even when writing it down, i dont like to talk about it that and then after, when i was 13-14, my first “boyfriend” was 19-20. probably the worst thing he did, beside manipulating me and making me fuck him whenever (also pretty sure he’s a pedo since the whole reason he fucked me was because my age), was that he would get me high on different drugs and then make me do sexual acts with other guys. i remember twice he made me have a 3way with him and his brother. most of the time he would just make me such guys dicks and it was so gross. he also hit me and would throw things at me. second was the guy who lived with me. who consantly made me feel like i wasnt good enough and used me for everything. the thing that sticks out the most is one night i said no and he fucked me anyway. with me crying underneath him. both him and my first ex wouldnt take no for an answer. he always complained about me and i felt worthless third was an asshole who used me again. he literally stopped in the middle of sex, said “this is wrong”, and walked out of my house. maybe thats not abusive but it still really hurt since he was playing me and left me for my best friend at the time. he then proceeds to ruin my house and throw things at me and report me for raping his new girlfriend (who was my best friend), when i didnt. he didnt even let me explain the situation with everyone that night. but i dont want to write about this now, it was fucked up, im just glad its not on my record or anything like that forth is this guy who just used me for money and drugs, thats it. he never cared or anything, he just made me in debt and used my for drugs. idk i just want someone to reasure me about everything. im so broken and distressed rn from all that and what im going to do for a job, body image, mental health and hallucinations...i just want someone to tell me its gonna be okay and reassure me and hug me and...idk haha..i hate myself. i tried to hide all my emotions because i dont want to burden people and i feel so embarassed when talking about them to anyone...idk im just in such a bad place rn and i hope it gets better soon.

#im sorry #please dont reblog #i dont really care if people read this #just dont reblog please

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damnprussia · 7 years

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19. What’s the worst thing that has happened to you in the rping community (Within an ooc situation)?

[Weirdly enough, every ‘bad thing’ that has happened with me has happened with Austria roleplayers who end up being crazy toxic.

I have no idea why this character draws weird people (not saying all who are, just saying my personal views) but it took me a while to trust any Austria rper because of two.

One girl was very toxic, we met on a private rp forum for a Space AU I was doing, and we got very close. People warned me about her but I didn’t see anything myself so I didn’t think much of it. It finally ended when she went around telling people that me, her, and my then-boyfriend were in a 3way relationship together.

My boyfriend didn’t even know who she was.

I told her to cut that shit out and not to talk to me anymore, and last I checked she had gotten into Homestuck (this was years and years ago).

The other girl messaged me on my non-rp Hetalia blog and was like, “I want to be friends! I have no friends!” so I checked out her page, and found out that she was drop-dead gorgeous.

Somehow I knew that this was a red flag because people who are a 10/10 who are desperate for friends usually do not have friends for a very good reason: they are unstable.

If i didn’t talk to her immediately I was “a horrible friend” and I didn’t very much enjoy rping with her because her characterisation was just okay. Every conversation was about how sad and depressed and lonely she was and how nothing would ever help her, ever.

One day I was visiting Poland, I was going to spend the day at Auschwitz and logged on to check the bus schedule. She IMed me and I told her I just could not talk, because I was going online to check schedules, but we could chat when I came back. She told me she’d kill herself if I logged off and went to Auschwitz instead of staying and talking to her….I logged off and went to Auschwitz.

We finally ended that when I told her she was being a bad friend and I had difficulty connecting wtih her. She said to me, “You don’t give me a reason to be a good friend, and I don’t know how to be a good friend”. Keep in mnd, our conversation for months had been how to better connect to people, how to get help for her mental health issues, how to manage coping, etc…

She blocked me after that. I’m not sure where she is. I really do hope she’s in a better place right now.]

#munday #suicide tw #long post

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Ali & Carly

Ali: save me Ali: this practice is dragging Carly: survive it & i'll help you forget you had to Ali: reckon i've only just come down Ali: but this sesh is making that happen hard and fast 😩 Ali: how's you Carly: aw baby no Carly: say you caught stage fright off me & you gotta leave rn k Carly: i was still up before i got brought down too Ali: dead believable Carly: i kno Ali: can't even blend into the furniture 'cos there is none Ali: so grunge rn Ali: unacceptable tho, who's bringing my baby down Carly: lie on the floor Carly: as protests go itd get the mood across Carly: ronan is Ali: yeah, 'less they think i'm about to go all acdc on 'em Ali: shouldn't have needed to ask but there we are Ali: what's got his knickers in a twist today Carly: wtf does that mean Carly: a load of his cousins are back on site Carly: fun Ali: oh babe Ali: missing out Ali: i'll show you, not at this rehearsal but when i'm actually bringing my rockstar a game Ali: omg is bartley there Carly: k Carly: yea he is Carly: so im not Ali: fun times Ali: i'd rather him over ronan but you do you Carly: if i wanted a bf Carly: but nah Carly: & hes not over it Ali: 😬 Ali: come to grab you Ali: awks Carly: yea Carly: like i kno im good thats why i cant save it all for you boy Carly: wife your own Ali: thought they weren't allowed to wife gorjas anyway Ali: tuttut Ali: you just out here tryna be community spirited Carly: yea im just living like one of you don't get it twisted lads Carly: cant make it clearer than fucking your cousin at your bday party Ali: damn Ali: stone cold boo Carly: told him how it had to be but he didnt wanna hear it Carly: had to show him instead you kno Ali: i get it, did the same but in reverse Ali: its cultural but its a bullshit excuse Ali: don't answer to anyone, so they don't like no, like Carly: yea? Carly: how fun Carly: like i dont answer to anyone either lads Ali: mhmm, you know how weird he got ick Ali: forreal Ali: my ma might say otherwise but shh Carly: mine wouldnt Carly: out here making her proud Ali: pop that on the next postcard Ali: glad you ain't here, lads Carly: ha Carly: wish you were tho you could distract Barty for me Carly: the grass is too wet for creeping Carly: fall on my arse Ali: poor baby Ali: i'd throw myself on that dick bomb for you Ali: lene can't even be mad Ali: loves chivalry Carly: aw Carly: youre too good Carly: i kno i should just go out there like idgaf but looking like this Carly: not gonna do me any favors Ali: like you're so 😍 there's gonna be a riot or you looking how you feeling Carly: wanna say yea to the first 1 but got the weight of last nite on me Ali: fuck this Ali: i'm coming and i'm bringing concealer Carly: might start a riot at rehearsal baby Carly: but idc if you dont Ali: nah, explained Ali: basically a feminist emergency Ali: how could they refuse Ali: don't need to mention we're gonna turn looks and party Carly: ha Carly: [sends selfie] Carly: thats what im working w Carly: emergency it is Ali: nah you still cute Ali: cuter than them, that's a given but i'll bring all my shit Ali: love a makeover moment Carly: youre so sweet Carly: love a happy lie Ali: no lies bitch Carly: ha k bitch Ali: a bitch better believe me Ali: imma make you when i'm through, don't worry Carly: you do have talent Carly: ive seen that Ali: 😉 Ali: tell you it's all natural or take the compliment hmm Carly: nobodys lashes look that good w out help Carly: but when i can see the freckles i kno you not going hard like Carly: so cute Ali: now who's the sweet one, shortcake Ali: 😊 Carly: facts baby Carly: im just saying 'em Ali: touche Ali: well your eye and hair colour combo is killer and we gon flaunt that Carly: its gonna clash w my skin if you keep making me blush boo Ali: nah, save your blushes for me Ali: stone cold fox, remember Ali: they'll never know Carly: dont let your gf kno Carly: dont wanna get grabbed by her either k Ali: 😂 Ali: she'll be gutted but cool with me Carly: love a 3way but Carly: she still scares me Ali: She's a pussycat really Carly: w you Carly: cuz youre cute Ali: so are you Ali: just a #confirmedstraight Ali: she can't be too nice, like, think of her rep Carly: ha Carly: tell her how many girls ive fucked Ali: tempting as it is to spice up the pillowtalk babe Ali: can't deal with the male gaze rant again 🙄 Carly: like you dont kno how to shhh her Ali: 😏 Ali: easy as a lad, like, but don't tell Carly: facts Carly: like i said you have talent baby Ali: backatcha Ali: for a straight girl, like 😘 Carly: ha Carly: yea lads arent no trick Ali: like you said you've fucked loads of girls too Carly: idk tho didnt stick around to tell me how it was Ali: hmm Ali: have to ask for a review next time Carly: fuck no Carly: might as well go to school and flunk that like Ali: awh baby Ali: how you expecting to learn anything 'bout treating a girl right from ronan Carly: idc Carly: as long as the lad is feeling what im doing Carly: & they do Ali: no doubt Carly: too much in bartys case Ali: hard life being a bad bitch Carly: ha you kno Ali: are any of his other cousins cute Ali: get the full set Carly: yea Carly: most are Ali: back again to homewreck hey Carly: couple are old but would Ali: shame i'm 💍 and they probs are too Carly: ha yea Carly: you could end yours w a txt but them nah Ali: you reckon? 😂 Carly: whats she gonna do Carly: show up here Carly: ill be like i dont share bitch Ali: probably Ali: shotgun toting da's don't scare her as much as they should Carly: k ill remember that Carly: hope mine dont show for my own reasons Ali: would probs scare off bart but also all the others Carly: youd think but hed just have a beer w them & b matey matey Carly: reckon hed sell me for a case if he could Carly: ship sailed w my virginity tho Ali: bummer really Ali: who knows what we coulda got outta that deal Ali: giving it away willynilly ugh past me Carly: they might wanna go harder for round 2 Carly: youre more talented now Ali: nice salespitch, babe Ali: i'm impressed, idk if they will be but worth a shot Carly: they would Carly: not that stupid Carly: & youre that cute Ali: like i'll wanna go with them when their chat is gonna be nowhere near as nice 😋 Carly: aw Carly: well you got me Carly: marital bed whenever Ali: but of course 😂 Carly: youre meant to laugh me into bed not out Ali: yeah and you're meant to wanna be there babe so it's chill Carly: k yea true Ali: even with my talents Ali: no turning water into wine, like Ali: sadly Carly: not w that attitude baby Ali: yeah being a debby downer's your only turn-off Ali: my ego thanks you, babe 😉 Carly: i'll work on the rest of you thanking me when you get here Ali: bitch... 😳 Ali: least it gon' be equal when I slay your makeover Carly: ill be grateful you kno Ali: i know

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