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Inbox Collective Part I

Anonymous said: People are saying we should be happy because Chris looks happy. Looking happy and actually being happy are two different things. Yeah, he’s smiling in those pics but IS he happy? That’s the most important question. He said once before he’s a terrible liar and while I do believe he may have tells, he’s a talented actor, which means he I’m sure he can fake it good enough when be needs to. This is the same man who hid his face while out his fam at Disney now he’s facing the camera? 💁🏾‍♀️ LOL

Anonymous said: I hope whatever Chris is getting out of this arrangement is worth it because he looks like a joke now

Anonymous said: Here’s the thing, I wouldn’t actually mind if they were real. I’d support it and think it’s cute. But everything they’re doing looks fake and staged to the max. You never know, they could be Ben/Ana or Shawn/Camila 2.0 where it seemed fake, but turned out to be real, or Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift where it was clearly PR. Only time will tell. However, I do think it’s ironic that Tom/Taylor happened around the time Tom was nominated for a Globe, and won. Chris’ team def wants that Emmy nod.

Anonymous said: JS said in Vulture that he is extremely a private person and here he is doing poses for the paps in the middle of a pandemic lol. I thought MK was the girl who will call paps on them I guess here is Lily lol.

Anonymous said: Niall Horan said if you dont want to be papped you will not be papped. This photo reeks PR stunt. Taylor and Tom already did this back then when he is about to be nominated in emmys 🤣 I guess this one is way worse than Minka.

Anonymous said: you saw video 🤣 !! Backgrid said it was yesterday July 7, not today 😂🤣 DailyM they you left so bad as always 🤣 and they killed your article love in the park with the video 🤣🤣😂

Anonymous said: Srsly. They shouldve brought in the professionals to handle this. Did a table read. "Block the shot (set up up their positions, actions, etc)" at the hotel. Fincher, DuVernay, Joon-hoo. Or maybe Apatow since this and his life is a "big dumb comedy." His words. 😉

Anonymous said: For his next pap walk, I would suggest him making some training and some chemistry test before. Just the looks of him and the actress can sell the stuff for the public (who will not give a second thought after seeing that) but the older stans that will follow him through the years, will see through it quickly.

Anonymous said: Never thought we would reach another low level after JS.

Anonymous said: The fucker always walks like that when he knows he’s being watched. I can’t deal hahahah SO PR 🤣😂

Anonymous said: I could've lived without the video. It was bizarre. The ice cream eating was aggressive lol😂. Idc what anyone says they aren't comfortable around each other. She actively swung out of the way to avoid touching him while walking. They should've built up reporrt before public outings. But I guess Chris' time is limited like they bought his time along with the daily mail package. I feel like this is going to be very t swift hiddleston. He won't ever live it down and when asked insist it was real.

Anonymous said: I wonder how hard they’ll try to sell this crap in the coming weeks/months when it’s obvious that they’re trying so hard right now that they’re massively failing lol

Anonymous said: I kinda got a feeling after Saturdays pap stroll things fell through and after getting dragged for not wearing masks, and that this is damage control and he’s just not that into her. Especially with the watermelon thing paired with the weird body language. Like it seems so, odd.

Anonymous said: To the other anon questioning watermelon talking: Acting is actually quite ridiculous. If you saw hot things look on set, you would not be in awe. Everything is exaggerated and fake. It all comes together in editing. Most of the big actors I’ve seen on set often look quite silly in the moment.

Anonymous said: Biiiitch can you imagine? Lily: *licks ice cream* Hey Chris, watermelon. Chris: *licks ice cream* Haha, watermelon. Anyway all this just truly gets me thinking about if he does one day end up with a girlfriend and keeps it on the down low, is he willing to continue these types of publicity stunts. He has said in interviews that he wants to settle down and have kids but I think if that was something he truly wanted he could find it. I don’t think he’s ready to give up the Hollywood game just yet

Anonymous said: to the anon who said they would find chris and lily saying random words silly- they could be talking about how stupid the fans who buy this are and how many "cute couple"s and" they're adorable together"s they're gonna get after this cringe fest. or maybe she told him how she'd staged this to get rid of the "lily james snorting powder in a park" images that come up first on google search and she's happy he agreed 😏 for whatever reason none of us knows (yet)

Anonymous said: So they not even have a real conversation? Whoa 😲 this show getting worse every minute

Anonymous said: (Diff anon, I’ll use 🔅 as my marker for when I send in) As an actress upcoming in the industry watermelon talking is probs the first thing you learn in scene work if you’re a backdrop/extra/filler. This looks extremely staged and I’ve had training for dealing with paps/how to look and act when paps are around. Also notice how they’re “faced out”. If you’re an actor you know how to face your body outwards towards “the crowd” to get a good shot. They’re sitting to get perfectly photographed.

Anonymous said: I'm pretty sure I read on here or maybe elsewhere "We're not going to find out who his future girlfriend is based on who he follows on Twitter." Well technically I guess that's true :D Also we were dismissive of any chance of him and that athlete because she lives in Canada, and yet he was willing to go to the UK.

Anonymous said: They look like two people who are trying to ACT like they don’t want to be noticed and be all nonchalant but in fact they know the whole purpose of being there is to be noticed. It’s an act, pure and simple.

Anonymous said: The way they are eating their ice cream in saying one word between two licks is so weird! One strick tongue, one word, one strick tongue, one word. First time i see people eat like that. In a normal universe you talk and time to time you eat. You make break between. And are eating them so quickly. And Chris doesn't see to be the kind of man who lay down the grass like that. They are a big joke.

hagarsays said: But also we don’t know what’s happening behind the scenes maybe there is something going on between them we don’t know but saying this whole thing is stage well maybe it is but also what happen if they are dating and they are making it official now I’m not trying to start a fight or anything this is just what o think

Anonymous said: I'm feeling second hand embarrassment from all of this. Even if it seems it's working for his mentions on twitter.

Anonymous said: Me on Monday: Chris, where is 😷; me on wedneday afternoon: Chris, what 😯🤔🙄; me on wednesday night: oh, Chris 😂🤣🙈🤦‍♀️

Anonymous said: Maybe this whole things is the "work" he traveled across the ocean for…

Anonymous said: This is hiddleswift 2.0 😂

Anonymous said: Two PROFESSIONAL actors can’t fake one date. He really think he will be nominated for Emmy? Go back to Concord Youth theatre and learn some lessons how to look like you on a real date.

Anonymous said: For me what sold this as a PR move (no matter whether they get romantically involved with each other for real or not) is not just the fact of the timely pics and vid from BackGrid but usually when celebrities are "unknowingly"/ "unexpectedly" papped almost immediately you find fan pics of their sightings all over the place. But that's not on their case.

Anonymous said: I’m imagining a Ben and Ana situation where we get pap pics of Chris and Lily in Boston and Chris’s niece and nephews are running around with a Lily James cutout 🤣

Anonymous said: celebrities as big as chris and lily have incredibly talented teams... youre telling me BOTH TEAMS were unable to properly hide them from the paparazzi??? nah, they definitely wanted to be seen.

Anonymous said: That video has my DYING😂😂😂 y’all are actors do better😂😂

Anonymous said: At first I was mad at Chris for this shit he made, but after that video I can’t wait for more. THIS IS THE BEST COMEDY SHOW. Chris please don’t stop, give us more material to lost respect for you.

Anonymous said: Something that I always found attractive on Chris is the fact that although he played the PR game, it was subtle and he never looked thirsty. For me, the paps pics used to be a happy occasion to see him. Now he looks... thirsty? Still not on the same level of other celebs but it seems he took the first steps to reach that low. I have nothing to say about Lilly. That is her thing, she is just doing more of the same. And she is definitily not alone on this.

Anonymous said: He might hate having to do this, but he's choosing to, and not even bothering to *try* to look into her. That video made it glaringly clear that it's all pr

Anonymous said: I feel like you don’t want him and lily James to date Idk why

Anonymous said: I’m so sorry but this is not a real relationship. That video and these park pics really did it for me. I can’t stop laughing at this spectacle I feel like this is more Megan for damage control

Anonymous said: that video makes it look so staged even the way they are sitting. Wonder what will be next?

Anonymous said: I think these pics were taken on Saturday the day after. It has been wet in London (good ole British summer) and they would not be sitting on wet grass. Does scream PR. Chris will have to be returning soon to US for his ASP launch unless he zooms from London. Sill can’t believe he would fly over for a hook up it has to be work related as will.

Anonymous said: What’s going to happen if they come out and say they been dating you still not going to believe them you will still think it’s PR

Anonymous said: Also if they wanted this whole thing to be PR they would have started a long time go before DJ came out I really think they are dating like we can never know what happens behind close time

Anonymous said: I don’t even know which parts of that video more funny. That awkward ice cream licking while paps shouting or that awkward walk like two strangers. And some people really think these two are real life prince and princess love story.

Anonymous said: I feel like we are all jumping to conclusions with this whole lily and Chris situation but MAYBE JUST MAYBE they are really dating

Anonymous said: I feel embarrassed for them in these photos. No offense I don’t mean to come off rude. But this is so staged. I thought maybe this was real but a video I’m sorry there was a purpose for this

Anonymous said: There nothing wrong with the video the paparazzi is being so nosey you acting like they are staring at the camera but they are not they are just talking

Anonymous said: They look more interested in their ice creams than each other 🤣. Why didn't Jenny get this treatment? At least Minka got a few pap walks.

Anonymous said: There nothing wrong with the video the paparazzi is being so nosey you acting like they are staring at the camera but they are not they are just talking

Anonymous said: Oh yeaaaah, they seem super natural and in love in that video 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anonymous said: Is there any possibility that they are genuinely dating/having a fling but are using it for PR at the same time? Or are perhaps just fwb?

Anonymous said: I know this is a weird thought, but her clutching the hotel bag felt like her guilty conscience speaking. If she really had slept with him, she wouldn’t be so desperate to prove it. Maybe I’m wrong, though. He flew all that way, he might as well get something out of it, since he’s killing his reputation. I thought I actually heard a story about him laughing at the TS drama on the avengers set. Oh, how the tables have turned.

Anonymous said: Do you think there’s any possibility they’re just starting out dating or just friends with benefits maybe?

Anonymous said: Someone on Twitter said Lily begins filming something later this month? Hopefully this nonsense won't last for long. He's sort of flushing away his credibility and good will by pulling such stunts when so may people are going through such hardships and tragedy. It's so insensitive and out of touch. Especially if this is all for an Emmy nom. That award belongs to Mark Ruffalo anyway.

Anonymous said: I would pay all my money to see Scott’s reaction watching those pictures from the park. I think he’s second hand embarrassed for his brother. Or maybe Chris will get some lessons how yo look more natural on their next date.

Anonymous said: I agree with you. Celebs can't scream "my privacy", "leave me alone", or "ugh, LA" (as Chris said once in an interview) when they are doing this kind of thing. That are actors and actresses who never used this kind of tool or are rarely papped and manage to have a good career. But maybe those are the more talented, that get screenplays at their doors? Or the ones who truly give a sh*t about fame?

Anonymous said: So we've decided all this PR probably isn't for ASP, and maybe it's for the Emmys, even though it's a long shot he'll be nominated, and he definitely won't win. That's a hell of a lot of hassle to go through. And I still don't get why it was necessary to go to the UK for this when he could've been papped with an American actress. Is it just because it'll be easier to break up with her when the charade is over? Long-distance, conflicting schedules etc.

Anonymous said: First time of his pap walk career I see Chris watching paparazzi. Not one made unintentionally but a few! And in laughing! He never did it with Minka, he lowered his head or acted usually, same with Jenny and their airport pics, just the time to order a taco or get their bags back but now he watches the camera, exposed during maybe one hour?

Anonymous said: I heard that today it is raining in London! people who live there mentioned it !! So maybe these photos were not really from today

Anonymous said: There’s always been something I’ve disliked about Lily, I’m usually really into actresses but with her there’s just something that is off-putting, perhaps cold or clout chasing etc. Do you know what I mean? I can’t exactly put my finger on it but my guesses/feelings/thoughts about famous individuals and people in general usually turn out to be correct without fail.

Anonymous said: I’m a Trevor Noah fan! How do y’all know him and Minka are dating?👀

Anonymous said: Why I want to know is why Chris would do this with Lily of all people, she’s so not his type from what he’s said but he’s also said that that goes out the door when you meet someone. They don’t seem to have anything really in common other than acting? Do they have any shared likes, he’s known for being really politically involved and she doesn’t, he seems a big animal lover but she doesn’t. Anything else you’d like to add? 😂

Anonymous said: Someone needs to create an account like that Ana de armas update account on twitter soon if this keeps going the way it is...

Anonymous said: So I’ve got a really really good intuition/sixth sense it’s actually quite scary. I can usually guess correct on things that happen months before they actually do or pick up on people’s changes etc. I have an uneasy feeling about Chris and Lily together, something doesn’t seem natural or adding up to me.

Anonymous said: I find this whole thing just odd. I think celebrities are so used to being at the forefront of news outlets that with the virus and movements they are doing really desperate things for attention and it’s almost humorous.

Anonymous said: Is it just me or was lily distant like alway looking away , and towards the paps ?

Anonymous said: I guess it’s safe to say this sh**how is going to get worse before it gets better (and less fake?)

Anonymous said: You said : “As for ASP, I don’t think he gives a crap about that at this point.” That’s kind of sad, seeing that he put so much effort into it, maybe that’s we’re all this comes from.

hagarsays said: Wait Chris probably went to London after he did his pre-recorded stuff for variety,deadline and 92y

Anonymous said: If i was chris’ PR, i would def not want this PR stunt to be bc we’re pushing for an emmy nom. Thats just tasteless & not the mark of a “serious” actor like chris wants to be. He made a mistake ignoring the deadline interview (unretweeting) bc it is just one of the few big ways that could get ppl taking him seriously bc it was MATURE. Lowkey weird to be 39 & doing classless PR stunts w/ an actress who isnt down to settle like he seems to want

Anonymous said: US said same thing as dm. I do not confirm the relationship between them again! that leaves me a lot to think about 🤔

Anonymous said: I’m confused. You do think that yes they are a real couple or no they’re not and it’s just PR?

Anonymous said: Def agree with you about ASP. Now it seems like he didn’t even give a shit. Some would think someone who wants to be taken seriously with his political website he would stay lowkey and wouldnt pull a PR bullshit but here we are. I guess Emmy nom is more important. Also guys its not about fans its about general public. The more ppl talk about him the more getting a nod from Emmy. Cuz the award shows need audience and if the ppl they nominate has new ppl interested in them it means more watchers!

Anonymous said: What post did he like that mentioned him? Was this on Twitter? What did the post say? Very confused and speculative rn bc this seems so staged.

Anonymous said: I can't wait till the paps 'accidentally' catch them strolling around Concord 😂

Anonymous said: Is that a new necklace Chris has, the pendant looks bigger than the usual one or is it just me. Also noticed the gold watch 😳

Anonymous said: Reminds me of hiddleswift that relationship started when he was in talks to get a GG. If we get lovey dovey pics i will be on the PR train. plus she has work scheduled for the fall and he’s kind of a homebody and she insta allowed in the country. So I don’t think it will last

Anonymous said: I’m confused about why get a cab to the park. Also it’s friggin cold here ATM. And many showers. Why bother.

Anonymous said: Mood, I'm not sure if it was you that mentioned that some of his friends posted pics on SM attending parties for 4th july. Analyzing all this situation I think that Chris and at least some of his friends can be entitled and irresponsible. He was even more irresponsible.

Anonymous said: This is backfiring on Chris big time. Some of his stans might be kissing his ass, but other people are pissed. The photos made it to ONTD and people are shitting on Chris real hard. And talking about Lily snorting it up in the park the other day IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. Those photos of Lily barely had any rotation and now people keep bringing them up. This is so stupid. Why would he do this now?

Anonymous said: Also, one last thing: I think this confirms that chris DEFINITELY has a type, and it has nothing to do with brunette hair, her own independence or a great ass. Instead, his type really does seem to be basic, emotionally needy and fame thirsty actress. Like, he's on chick #3 who seems desperately thirsty for media attention. It's a pattern ON HIS PART for sure. I don't think he really cares about privacy so much as he cares about being judged or seen in a negative way.

Anonymous said: all theses pics of Chris made me wonder why we never see any pap pics of him with his family I find a little strange cause they are very close

Anonymous said: It can't be just me that thinks that if the did indeed hook up this weekend or even before (where even is that theory coming from), then they'd at least look more comfortable around each other. Because you'd think the play would've been this park set up first and then the hotel stunt.

Anonymous said: Anyways, I wonder if Jenny is getting married soon? Because as soon as I saw the ice cream pics, my first thought was: oh, I see, so jenny's wedding must be coming up soon... like this is a kind of petty revenge on his part. He's just such a dumbass that he fucked it up by forgetting about the global pandemic. Doh! I may be crazy, but my intuition about stuff like that is very often on point.

Anonymous said: Idk why but i feel like maybe Michelle introduces them since lily and Michelle worked on downton Abby and Chris and Michelle worked on defending Jacobs maybe that’s how they meet or got introduced

Anonymous said: They went to the park so whenever you Google "Lily James Park" you get these pictures w/ Chris instead of the ones of her snorting whatever it was she was snorting the other day.

Anonymous said: Worse than that, wasn't the post actually criticizing/mocking him? So he reads. He's OBVI on board with this, so of course he's checking for or is being informed of it's reception in real-time. His "Old man yells at sky" spiel abt mod tech doesn't jibe w his deleting a couple of tone deaf tweets (months aft his mentions/comments were in shambles), getting "caught" liking/unliking at lightning speed, etc. He reads, he just responds subtly: Dodger content, blue hearts, got snippy in a kids video.

Anonymous said: It still sucks that he did this when people are literally dying due to Covid19. Surely, their meet cute could have waited till things were better? I was supposed to fly to London later this year but can't because I'm not a wealthy white men with an abundance of privilege. It's like they are rubbing their privilege in our noses. Even if this is real, it's a terrible way to begin things. Makes them both look careless and selfish.

Anonymous said: Why do you think Chris went on instagram Was it maybe to see what people thought out him and lily being together Or because he relieds he should of been wearing a mask , and wanting to see how people reacted to that

Anonymous said: What do you think is going on? I’m so confused as to whether they’re genuinely dating and whether they’ve been dating for a while or not, how they’re going to work the relationship- will she move or will he? Is it PR? She’s only been known lately for her Sky Mobile ads so publicity for her, and also the Backgrid stuff

Anonymous said: I think she called the paps at the hotel and now the morning after Chris is doing damage control with mask and ice cream. She is literally holding the hotel bag probably from the night before. To your point no way they would release his hotel

Anonymous said: Plus Lily has been papped multiple times since lockdown began. I don't she has ever been photographed in a mask. So this is a first for her. He obviously told her to wear one.

Anonymous said: I showed other people the pics, including someone NOT in the fandom, and they said it doesn’t look like a couple. It just looks like friends. None of the pics look “cozy”...he’s walking with his hands in his pockets and when his hands are out, they aren’t holding hands. They are just walking and talking like friends. And she looks directly in the camera again. She KNEW paps were there. It’s so staged it’s embarrassing 🤦‍♀️ Why would HE be okay with that? I thought he hated Minka doing that?

Anonymous said: dodger better be pissed about that shitty haircut. if chris was going to break quarantine anyway, what was it all for?

Anonymous said: The fact they went for a masked pap walk today totally shows they or their teams checked their mentions.

Anonymous said: Did they leave the park together in the taxi or just her?

Anonymous said: I guess that the mission was accomplished with the new pics. Anyone who dares to mention that there is still a pandem... STOP BEING JEALOUS!!!! CINAMOON ROLL IS JUST LIVING HIS LIFE! HE DESERVES IT!!! Wait, but he traveled from the country that has more cases... YOU ARE JEALOUS! HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING RIGHT FOR YOU BAD FANS THAT DON'T SUPPORT HIM! STOP! IT WILL HURT HIS FEELINGS!!!! LET ME CUDDLE MY CUTE 39 YEARS OLD BABY!!!!! But now on a serious note, I think I'm finally done with fandoms. Anonymous said: I’m confused about the timeline. The article says Wednesday but people who live in London say the weather is not consistent with the photos. It’s rainy and cold. Who rolls around in wet grass? But why lie about the day?

Anonymous said: Even if it’s not him checking what’s being said about him someone on his team is don’t be naive anon.

Anonymous said: She hasn’t been seen wearing one in public during the day until today...lol they knew to wear one

Anonymous said: Chris is wearing a bandana for dogs.... I was searching it up and yes it is for Dogs and it is the same pattern..... As a fan of taylor swift, this is basically the same with tom hiddlestone. A complete PR one lol. You can even clearly see it🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous said: Even if Chris wasn’t checking his mentions, his team definitely is. They are paid to do do. But he is checking 😉

Anonymous said: usa magazine said the same thing as daily M !! I do not confirm the relationship between them again! that leaves me a lot to think about?

Anonymous said: That fact that once again they are both looking into the camera has me rolling my eyes. You both are actors you are paid to NOT look into cameras🙄

Anonymous said: Times will tell if it's just a hook up or a serious relationship

Anonymous said: Wait did Megan courier that mask to him 😂

Anonymous said: i think chris needs to go home and have a serious think about his action maybe scott and mama evans can talk some sense into him

Anonymous said: it’s so strange that him and seb have this going on at the same time

Anonymous said: Damn. This all could have be done is such a cute and fairy tale way if they waited a little bit. But I guess overall people are liking and we are just a small piece of the internet. But in middle of a pandemic? Really gross for a "woke and political" bae. His privilege is showing.

Anonymous said: I’m sorry Minka dear for calling you the attention seeker who calls paps on you and Chris. I guess this one is the worse Lol.

Anonymous said: If this isn't for the Emmy nom, then I can't comprehend why he's doing this. Many people are saying "Oh, he's been seen too long without a public gf, he needed one." Okay, so why not find an actress in Boston, or NYC, or even L.A.? Do they have any managers or agents in common? This must be some kind of setup.

Anonymous said: What I really don’t get is why anyone is supposed to buy this stuff as real? Considering they live on different continents and in the long run, to paraphrase you a little, neither of them would likely to move. If anything, this doesn’t just look temporary, it looks tawdry and irresponsible. I have zero respect for either of them right now.

Anonymous said: did they leave the hotel only to have ice cream on park?

Anonymous said: There’s a picture of him holding her arm and one of her getting into the taxi. Looks like he followed her into it to me!

Anonymous said: both Chris and Scott have c*ke rumors about them and know he’s with a girl that has been rumored using drugs with a friends on a park what a great combo

Anonymous said: I always thought that fake relationships for PR are tacky, as using real relationships for PR is tacky (IMO). If this is fake, a hook up, or a real relationship in the beggining, being papped this way when he clearly knows how to avoid paps when he wants is tacky and cheap. And in the current moment that the world is, trash.

Anonymous said: The pictures are funny. The whole thing is funny

Anonymous said: This is giving me Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse vibes. Down to the picnic in the park when they were reading Lolita. Also widely known as a PR setup to begin with and with similar star profiles (though Lily is more known than Suki was). At least someone on their staff picked up on the mask criticism. I agree it would be comical if we weren’t in the middle of a damn pandemic. But it very clearly had a distinct PR setup vibe.

Anonymous said: Do you guys noticed his watch? Completely different from what he normally wears. Actually, I think at his daily life, he doesn't wear watches.

Anonymous said: In other pics she’s looking directly at the camera

Anonymous said: I’m dying of cringe. People gave Ana de Armas so much shitty for being “thirsty”, bc you know, Chris is such a private person, but flashforward to July 2020 we have Evans eating ice cream and laying on the grass of a London park with Lily James during a pandemic. Hahahahaha. I honestly thought he could do better.

Anonymous said: It won’t even last lol, she is based in London. And this will end in a few months cuz of “hectic schedule and long distance” LOL.

Anonymous said: And if she was the ONE?

Anonymous said: I don’t know how he would manage a relationship where their in different counties and during a pandemic

Anonymous said: Remember the comments mentioning that there were no pics of Lilly entering the hotel and that maybe she stayed there just for being pictured? I wonder if the hotel bag was an answer for that? If the criticism about the masks were not unnoticed by them, to the point that for the first time she was pictured with a mask, I wonder if all this is answer for those comments and about her being treated as "dirty secret". Not damage control, but a way to control the narrative they want to sell.

Anonymous said: He’s not holding his chest while he laughs. So I don’t believe any of the pictures 😂

Anonymous said: Do u see this relationship lasting ?

Anonymous said: still from all these pictures they haven’t touched

Anonymous said: Is this on par behavior from Chris the last time he had a showmance with the other Lily?

Anonymous said: Something about this whole thing smells fishy. I just can’t put my figure on it. I have a deep feeling that this won’t last very long at all. Maybe even a month. For a new couple, they don’t seem affectionate at all. So weird honestly

Anonymous said: the one thing i can't wrap my head around is why now. I've heard rumors he has a website launch coming up? Maybe? Anybody? It really looks like he went abroad in the middle of a pandemic to see a girl. Sloppy management

Anonymous said: Being seen traveling just for fun during a pandemic shows not great judgement. Just a terrible idea to destroy any legitimacy or goodwill he had right before launching his already problematic and naive political website. Yikes.

Anonymous said: Maybe she watched DJ as Michelle is one of her friend and she sent message and that is the way all this mess started

Anonymous said: If they are dating good for them they make a cute couple but I think they way they have gone about it is not so great.

Anonymous said: I can’t even click the link you posted of the pictures cause that sneak pic I saw while I was scrolling... I cringed so hard 😬 I’m laughing honestly lol. idk if is the fact that he’s (they’re?) eating ice cream (and on a park? )or whatever, it looks so dumb to me lmao this is sending me 😂

Anonymous said: Do you think they’re actually dating then, Chris and Lily???

Anonymous said: Do you think it’s PR or real?

Anonymous said: lmfaooooo what a nice wholesome masked date in the park after being called out for no masks and looking tawdry

Anonymous said: surprise surprise the photos and the publisher are the same again

Anonymous said: Oh my goodness! Tell me he doesn’t pay attention to what’s being said about him. What a poseur. Ironically, the ET report started with celebrities like Tom Hanks stressing how important it is to stay home and wear masks. Chris is such an irresponsible jerk.

Anonymous said: 10+ pictures of them hanging for a while and none of them kissing??? Hmmm, sure Jan. They’re totally dating 🙄🙄

Anonymous said: Also, not to nitpick, but their body language doesn’t scream sex. They apparently slept together the first night, but it doesn’t show here. They should have reversed these pap walks.

Anonymous said: Chris never did that. it sure is PR

Anonymous said: This is looking more and more like the beginning stages of a relationship now. I can’t believe this is pr anymore. It seems to me like he flew to London to be with her and now they’re trying something new. I would hate for her to be the one he settles down with

Anonymous said: How do we know he’s trying to change his image, he seemed fine with how he was as far as it looked like from interviews. Have you read or heard something new about him out there?

______ said: What do you mean by'not friend zoned'? I don't get it.

Anonymous said: another blackgrid and DM exclusive. Why do this PR now?

Anonymous said: This is so staged lol.

Anonymous said: the mask in those new photos just proves he’s had one with him the entire time you wouldn’t get something like that in the uk

Anonymous said: this isn’t that deep. he was prolly there for something, has connections with her friend group, staged a walk, maybe hooked up. I would be surprised if they had been talking and dating for months. this was set up, him and Scott followed her at the same time. To your point zero pics of her inside and with her wandering around outside. Of course that was on purpose. she looks single and happy away from Matt and everyone is talking about Cpt. America & Cinderella. Just backfired and was too messy.

hagarsays said: So now that new pictures came out we can confirm they are dating now??

Anonymous said: anyone want to talk about his account previous username though joshpeck3030

Anonymous said: I’m not sure I buy him auditioning for her film. There’s a hierarchy in Hollywood. Bigger actors are usually offered roles first, and then the film is cast around them. He really hasn’t been the one up for a screen test in a long time. Like I said before, I work in this industry, and there’s a lot of ego. It is entirely possible, just highly unlikely.

Anonymous said: I wonder if we'll actually hear from Chris team closer to the weekend since it will have more impact for the weekend. Even if he was in on the pap walk it's nothing like Seb where both people actually look like they're together.

Anonymous said: What are carly & lisas instagrams? How do ppl know who follows who

Anonymous said: I think another thing to add is the JS said Chris likes to stay home and she would want to travel but he didn’t. He also said that he doesn’t like to travel in and interview. I don’t think that would change in the 2 years he’s been publicly single and 5 months in quarantine

Anonymous said: is it possible ce did some sort of screen test on like zoom or something for the paris trap before he came to the UK? idk about this whole thing. some people think because there are no pictures of lily in the hotel that she just came for the pictures then left after the paps left

Anonymous said: Makes me wonder if theres something wrong with hollywoods “most eligible” bachelors bc they’re single. If normal ppl can find love, they definitely can esp with how much exposure they get to love. Idk 🤒

Anonymous said: That Conversations at Home interview he did was dated 29th June. So he was definitely in the US last Monday.

Anonymous said: I know I'm going to get yelled at for this bc it's pap pics why does Chris look so angry in the last shots where Lily is on the other side of the gate/fence? He's also keeping alot of space from Lily at that point. Even in earlier pics he's not exactly walking next to her. I honestly don't think this was on Chris this time tbh.

Anonymous said: But what if the date was the work? If they’re setting up a long game PR relationship, maybe that’s why he went. If his next film is in London, he’ll be able to follow up with more daily mail stunts. Soon, he’ll have hey fever in the park with her friends.

Anonymous said: But logically if this wasn’t PR, which it is, this relationship would never work. The most i see is a causal summer hookup fling. She just got out of a 5 year relationship, l like JS and she lives across the pond. For someone the before the pandemic spent most of his time in MA I don’t see that changing. And lily is based in London and is an upcoming actress who, if she had to move to the states, would go to LA or NY. Not to mention mama Evans probably won’t like her “hay fever”

Anonymous said: some chris fans are so boring, we always talk about theories on fandom and it never hurt chris before. Sometimes this is entertainment, no one is hurting anyone, but there are some fans who pretend to be naive and love everything Chris does, but hate others like Jenny and Chris ex-girlfriends and are also the same fans who are chasing him on twitter like that episode in which they discovered the topics that chris follows

Anonymous said: Do you think he’s still in the UK or back in Boston?

Anonymous said: Also Lily doesn’t seem like his type whatsoever

_____ said: Also megan REALLY cleaned up chris’ image. She had to do the lord’s work of undoing every single time chris was papped pre marvel & i gotta commend her for that. What a gem, i hope she gets paid $3938383838293

Anonymous said: Two of the three people he followed were Bel Powley and Douglas Booth. He worked with Bel on Lobby Hero, and probably knows Douglas too as he is her boyfriend. Btw, where can you all see his location on IG? It doesn't appear for me at all.

Anonymous said: Do you think Chris is going to get the Emmy nom?

Anonymous said: Do you think there will be any more sightings of Chris and Lily together?

hagarsays said: I agree I truly think he really went there for work or some type of business cause I been his fans since 2016 and till now he only flys somewhere for family vacation or for businesses or movie or work he doesn’t seem the type of person to fly somewhere like London for a date cause that’s stupid THERE HAS TO BE A WORK REASON I can’t think of anything else besides work

Anonymous said: Who is this Gemma person that Chris follows? When was Chris with lily on Friday, I thought the club/taxi/hotel was Saturday?

Anonymous said: the last two were the girl who worked in Lobby hero and her boyfriend !! I already knew them !! And to add the location of Instagram is not so precise, I say it because I follow people and I see that their location is different on Instagram. another example, sebas is in USA but it was seen yesterday in Spain !!

Anonymous said: the last people he followed on instagram are British actors, maybe it’s a project to come

Anonymous said: Do you think Chris and Lily are dating?

Anonymous said: He follows her friends? That’s so weird to do after one date unless they’ve met before. I don’t feel like this is pr anymore

Anonymous said: it's funny, because Sebastian's account is based in the USA and he's in Spain, same with Chris Pratt! Something it’s not right

_____ said: Just going back to if chris is cheap/sleazy irl, i definitely think he used to be sleazy & the residual effect is left. On deuxmoi, ppl talk abt him going to taipei to hook up w ppl (while filming push) & he hooked up when he was in LA last month. (Not slut shaming) but just pointing to the fact that chris doesnt have the steve rogers personality most ppl think

Anonymous said: I can’t stand Lily’s friend Gemma. Don’t know why but there’s just something about her that grates on me.

hagarsays said: I will die of laughter if there a statement from either team saying they aren’t together but they where seen because they might start in a movie together that we don’t know about yet😂😂

Anonymous said: Does anyone from Chris's inner circle apart from Scott and Carly follow Lily on IG? That may be a good indication of whether this is real or PR/hookup or a relationship. Also, it's hard to believe that they started dating before lockdown like that anon claims given that they were on separate continents. Also, she wasn't even in the first batch of people he followed on IG. Wouldn't his gf be one of his first follows?

Anonymous said: I have a friend from England on Twitter and we've all been talking about this. She said the travel quarantine mandate for the US doesn't start until July 10. They have their own separate rules from the EU.

Anonymous said: Twitter is full of mentions of the new beautiful couple alert. People do romanticize everything that involves beautiful people. Even what seems tasteless PR/ booty call during a pandemic.

Anonymous said: I was looking at the pictures from Chris and Lily Collins date and at least they looked like that could be a date. I would be disappointed if Chris and Lily J announces they are dating after those embarrassing pictures trying to enter his hotel from different entrances. They clearly knew they were followed by paparazzi so they can’t denied they were busted. So tacky.

Anonymous said: What I'm trying to figure out is how they would try to play the long game. There are so far no films he would be involved in shooting in the UK. Unless he flies back and forth expeditiously, which once again bad idea, I think even publications would side eye it. The Blast, even though they seem like a fan blog, pointed out fans nonetheless found a discrepancy that this more than likely the first weekend they met. No way a physical relationship has taken place prior. I can't wait to see how they

Anonymous said: 2),because it's going to be flawed and totally dangerous to keep up. Possibly he could still be in the UK but not for long. I don't understand what they thought to accomplish. Unless there is a real relationship but there is too many plot points pointing to this either being new or fake. Like you said he can throw around as many big words as he likes it doesn't make up for the lack of common sense. I truly believe whatever happens next will be pulled out of his ass unless megan orchestrates it.

Anonymous said: I noticed how Chris keeps saying that he doesn't care about how he's perceived in recent interviews. I mean, it's obvious he does, right? He sits and checks his Twitter mentions for god's sake! Do we have any idea about whether he's back home yet?

Anonymous said: “press about skeavy side entrance hookups during a pandemic is quite an image overhaul for the two of them” Why are we still going with the side/back door story? New pics of him inside & she’s nowhere in sight. Maybe she was just standing at the side/back door while she was on the phone arranging her ride out of there or where she was going next, alone, & didn’t need to stand at the front since she wasn’t going inside?

Anonymous said: I hope lilly knows even after Chris is long gone that's all people are going to ask her about. She could win an award and one sentence would be about that the rest about how she dated/hooked up with captain america. If I wanted to be known for something I wouldn't be romantically linked to Chris lol. His captain america image follows him like herpes and attaches to anyone less famous he comes in contact with. Even Scarlett gets asked and she's just a friend.

Anonymous said: I feel like Chris is trying to go for a Clooney/Pitt/DiCaprio image. Sexy bachelor that every woman desires and is a serious actor. He has the superhero thing in common with Clooney😂

Anonymous said: Another question: did he intend his blatant disregard for human life to be showcased as well? Or was that just a fun bonus?

Anonymous said: I was actually wondering about image overhaul, but then why did he spend a year launches political site and trying to look respectable? He wants to play both sides? Also, doesn’t this make the intern hookup seem more plausible now? Poor judgment is his thing

Anonymous said: I wonder if this is his way of casting off the good guy Cap rep Marvel built him, and letting the world know he’s a real Boston douche. I actually remember that I didn’t like him pre-Cap. He used to strike me as annoying. I thought I was wrong about that, but, now….

Anonymous said: Something struck me with those new pics. I know we are making assumptions that maybe she didn't enter but if that was the case, why he was at the lobby of the hotel after entering it? It seems that he is trying to get permission for her, you know what I mean?

Anonymous said: Since as of now there isn’t anything about Chris and lily situation as of now can we move on and talks about anything until we get something new or important to talk about cause we haven’t gotten anything since yesterday😂

Anonymous said: (1/2) Idk what this is but the problem is the WORLD is in the middle of pandemic & he traveled to the UK to party into the night. The same wknd thousands of ppl flooded the streets of London because pubs reopened. If it's a PR stunt, I don't understand it at all because it makes him look privileged & out of touch. Especially w/ this club being an exclusive club for the rich 🙄. I'm just taken aback because he's been maintaining a mature image with ASP & social justice things lately. (2/2) He seemed to wear a mask at the BLM protest & then suddenly he's stunting in LDN in the middle of a pandemic? Right before his website is about to launch? What I do find interesting about the pics is they remind me of the Tom Hiddleston & Elizabeth Olsen pics in London from 2015. And idk how Chris & Lily could have had something this entire quarantine because there are pics of her w/ Matt Smith from May 15, so this would've been a very distant & fast relationship to suddenly have 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anonymous said: so they said was is single? in ET or did they just say same as the articles !!

Anonymous said: I just rewatched the Entertainment Tonight segment and it was mentioned that when Chris and Lily spotted the paps in the cab they decided that Chris would go in one entrance and Lily to a different entrance. It just said there were rumors of them being romantically involved. No mention about reaching out to their PR teams about this. So still don’t know what to think 🤔

Anonymous said: Is there a possibility that Chris knows his ASP endeavor was a waste of time and money and lost likely will be considered a failure? Therefor stepping out with a new woman as a distraction is the easiest way to make people forget (since he is one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors).

_____ said: Is anyone else noticing a sudden influx of articles essentially flushing the daily fail and other articles out mentioning them? I’ve seen 6 so far. 😂

Anonymous said: Someone on deuxmoi say that her friend hookup with Chris when he was in LA recently

Anonymous said: Do you think the ET coverage makes it more likely that it’s PR?

hagarsays said: You think we will every get any confirmation or statement from Chris and lily rumor romance cause every media outlets are taking about it reaching out for comment like I’m surprised they didn’t say anything YET it makes me think they want to people what they want to think

Anonymous said: Why is she walking to the front glass doors in one photo and then walks around more to the back? But the photos of him released today he was inside the glass doors and she was no where seen. Was she already at the back door and when did she take her little stroll to the front and he wasn’t there.

Anonymous said: I wanted to ask after you made that comment about in the past Chris’ team would mention he is still single or dating around if seen with a woman. So my question is since nothing was said from his team could they really be together?

Anonymous said: Just curious, why do you say Chris was never serious about his relationship with Jenny? I wasn’t around then

Anonymous said: They obviously didn’t make out in the cab. That’s really hot and heavy for a hook up. 🙄 Neither showed much emotion or smiles or anticipation. They looked quite bored actually. You’d think they’d get out and laugh about the situation. He looks panicked. This is Chris right?

Anonymous said: What was the PR issued statement with subsequent Minka days (I remember the first one being “she did a number on his head...which should have been a red flag for MK). I don’t remember the other rounds, though

Anonymous said: BBC Series ‘The Pursuit Of Love starring her is set to film late July in Bristol. No male lead has been posted on IMBD. Wondering if that’s why he was in London and getting them papped would sell that story. Wondering if Chris would do a BBC series, also Emily Mortimer is directing and that looks to be her first directing project (what I can see on IMBD)

Anonymous said: Why would a couple who was together want to pretend to not be together knowing the paparazzi was there? Do they get paid for an exclusive scoop so they make an effort to not look official? If they are together why not look happy & go in together? Why the smoke and mirrors? Is this because he’s not committed yet? If he’s dating her he was really rude. Wouldn’t a cute picture be a better win? They could go with couple or friends even work spin. This looks shady esp knowing the cameras were there.

Anonymous said: I was just reading what you said about the Entertainment Tonight segment that if Chris and Lily being together was that he was “still single” or dating around from his team but since they didn’t say anything yet could it be tru they are really together? Just curious

Anonymous said: Are you still thinking this is a stunt

Anonymous said: This whole thing is getting rehashed over&over again&if no new pics come out it'll be just like the other Lily where when they talk about their relationships she will have once been linked to Captain American star Chris Evans. Its same thing with J.S. most gossip sites can't mention her without him&it'll bring up articles with her name when you search him. The funniest thing I've heard about it is that according to ET they went in separate doors cause they spotted the paps.

Anonymous said: Do you think they'll be anymore pics released from that night or is that all of them, also has anyone picked up on the new pics of him or are they not bothering.

Anonymous said: I agree that this was most likely a PR stunt from Lily’s team, but it’s not like she’s completely unknown. She’s def more known and well regarded in the industry than Minka and Jenny. I don’t think she’s necessarily “using his fame” since they both agreed to the stunt. If anything, it maybe benefits both of them for the time being. Lily is well off without Chris’ money and status imo.

Anonymous said: I have a bad chronical hay fever and I... don't put medicine in my nose that way???? Seriously. Do I do it wrong?🤔

Anonymous said: I’m not even sure US Weekly came from Megan. When she puts together something there is sources who are friends etc. Even with Lilly Collins. US weekly seemed to be more on her info than him. What do you think

Anonymous said: So she was photographed sniffing and nothing happened? This is a white privilege, black people are murdered for walking on the streets. is this what Chris wants for him? That kind of privilege?

Anonymous said: Besides him traveling during a pandemic, no masks and whatnot is wrong on so many levels and can’t be defended. Some who follow Chris I think this is so weird as he says one thing and totally does the opposite. He wants a family life and carve pumpkins yet does Pr with Lily who is in Primrose Hill group that all kinda posh and party. It’s just confusing but entertaining 😆

Anonymous said: If it is just PR, why didn’t he pick someone local? Was his entire business in London being papped? He could have taken a page out of Ana and Ben’s book, and been papped in LA. Hell, he could have even photobombed their pap walk with his or date and gotten free coverage.

Anonymous said: I think that maybe we should stop talking about the women he dates or is linked with and start thinking of what them show about him as a person. I'm still waiting to see one that is smart and talented and has her own career, or business, for her own merits. The type of woman that a confident straight man would be proud to have at his side, you know? Maybe those one run away from him?

Anonymous said: "Why does Chris seem to have such bad taste in women?" /// maybe it's because if he was with a good woman she'll call him on his bullshit unlike the circle of yes men/ women he probably prefers and he doesn't want that per say so he retreats to women who enable him and when he gets tired drops them to the side and let's his fans eat them alive, since he almighty can do no wrong in their eyes so whatever happens it must be the women who were never "good" in the first place

Anonymous said: This is like totally random and idk if I’m the only one who thinks about stuff like this lol, but do you ever think about what Chris’ mom and other family member think about this whole lily thing?

Anonymous said: Well non of his inner circle of friends follow her yet so that's something 😂

Anonymous said: Now an anon's friend's cousin's mailman's building maintenance's 3rd grade teacher KNOWS abt this "months-long romance?" Ok. IT DOESNT MATTER if real or pr, new or old --- if they're sooo familiar with each other: 1. Why not stay in his/their luxury hotel and "make out" so to not get 'visibly' caught by anons, and 2. Why not arrange for her visit/stay at the hotel BEFORE even coming to the UK, let alone while on the cab ride after CLEARLY being pap'd, if they've been "courting" so long???? Mess.

Anonymous said: I can't imagine this English rose in Chris Boston friends circle if they actually a thing. Jenny and Minka fitted there and It looked like they were friends with his buddies wife's/girlfriends. At least at those moments they dated Chris. Lily is too posh and to immature for Chris friends. But this is just my opinion.

Anonymous said: Do you think they’ll continue or will it be swept away like Lily Collins?

Anonymous said: I know it’s impossible to say at this point, but how long do you think a PR showmance like this will last? He’s obviously done it before but I wasn’t very active in the fandom then.

Anonymous said: “classy isn’t her signature pap stroll” 🤣 i love you 😘 😂 Chris really likes cheap girls.

Anonymous said: Does Chris just not care about his image? Why would he be okay with PR/pap pics that make it look like he was having some cheap prostitute sneaking in his hotel? This could have been done so much better without it making it look like either one of them is trash. Why does he wanna look like trash?

Anonymous said: LOL Last time I checked you don’t blow your nose not with a slender piece of paper that looks like you are snorting something. Keep it classy Chris Evans. Keeping it classy.

Anonymous said: Talking of not a good look, your jealousy is coming through as hatred. I think you need to back away from the fandom

Anonymous said: Maybe this is his new image. He’s put out stories twice now about dating around. Maybe implied promiscuity wasn’t enough. He wants us to really know he sleeps around and to get used to seeing him do it, perhaps? Or he genuinely likes her and she’s allowing him to reveal his inner sleaze bag?

Anonymous said: Huuum... Minka now looks classier than her. Lol

Anonymous said: Also to note both Chris and Sebastian are signed to CAA. Stan signed with them on late may and now is going yatching to Ibiza with a foreign women that curiously has the right passport to enter the country. Chris and James looking straight at the paps. Both couples photographed by Backgrid. 👀

Anonymous said: Sebastian was seen with a fan there picture on twitter and he not wearing a mask he been see 3 times with no mask in Ibiza and Chris was only see with no mask once in London😂😂😂

Anonymous said: If they do have some kind of relationship, this might actually work, since he’s shown here he’s willing to ridiculous pap stunts. He didn’t do those for Minka and Jenny.

Anonymous said: Well since people are busting their chops. I think there is 3 options going forward. They double down on their ignorance (if they do hopefully they adhere to safety standards next time), he let's it fade away with no further mention, or the unlikely option his team releases a statement apologizing for the lack of safety/denying or confirming their relationship. Either way nobody but us is taking particular interest anymore. It was a flop.

Anonymous said: If you guys though Chris was worse look at Sebastian he was just seen taking a picture with a fan and wearing no mask and him and his GF was seen with no mask and while Chris didn’t take pictures with fans and wasn’t seen with lily at all since Saturday

Anonymous said: So is the new image supposed to make him look like a jerk? I don’t buy the new image thing. We’ve seen him where it looks genuine being polite to women. This group of pics just looks strange; he looks not very impressed and she looks like she has a chip on her shoulder.

Anonymous said: He went from 4.5 to 4.6 million followers on insta and 120 tweet per day to 1120 per hour. People are taking and this stunt worked. And like you said not money shot of her IN the hotel. My money is on that she is still with Matt but her team is going to play it like he got jealous of her male attention and came crawling back.

Anonymous said: Also-he was so in and out of London. Like what in Thursday/Friday out Sunday...if you were seeing a girl...you are flying to London for more than 72 hours.

Anonymous said: Now an anon's friend's cousin's mailman's building maintenance's 3rd grade teacher KNOWS abt this "months-long romance?" Ok. IT DOESNT MATTER if real or pr, new or old --- if they're sooo familiar with each other: 1. Why not stay in his/their luxury hotel and "make out" so to not get 'visibly' caught by anons, and 2. Why not arrange for her visit/stay at the hotel BEFORE even coming to the UK, let alone while in the cab ride after CLEARLY being pap'd, if they've been "courting" so long???? Mess.

Anonymous said: A showrunner from a TV show I follow resumes filming today in London. She has been isolating there for the last two weeks and posting discussing her quarantine. It wasn’t required since she was there to film. She did it because she has common sense and cares about people’s health. It’s really not too much to ask of people.

Anonymous said: I don't know if really his like was real? I say this because What a coincidence he like tweet of black Raven? a very critical account about him !! If there are screenshots of Chris's Twitter account on his likes, I will believe it !!

Anonymous said: The new pics make it worse for me simply because it shows him inside, close to staff, with disregard for masks. As someone else said, just because it isn’t required there doesn’t make it better. He’s a news watching American. He knows what the guidelines are. Him looking at the camera and her possibly not going in just makes this whole stunt even more stupid. It was irresponsible. Period.

Anonymous said: My head are spinning from all the theories I read about those pictures. Are they dating, are they doing this for pr, maybe Chris didn't knew about paparazzi, maybe she's already moving with him to Boston... oh boy 🤕

Anonymous said: This whole thing makes no sense. He stands inside while lilly walks around outside. The like makes no sense, but that was an accident I assume. Which makes me believe he's going through his mentions and knows people are pissed about the masks. If this is bad pr they should stop while they're ahead. If they're dating good for them keep it to themselves cause people are already doubting this crap. This thing is unbelievable and ridiculous, you're right he's not as smart as he seems so probably 2) Anonymous said: had a significant role in this. Maybe he does believe he needs the pr. Also I wouldn't believe anything an anon source says is from someone close to them. If they want this bs official they'll leak it to us weekly or some other junkie outlet they're dating. I think they're testing the waters with this pr stunt to see how much they can milk attention. I'm disappointed in Chris for even thinking this is acceptable.

Anonymous said: Yikes. He's gotta be as dumb as a box of rocks if he knew about the paps and still thought her going in the back way was a good idea. He's really not that smart (I think people play up his intelligence a lot), but with how tightly he's kept his private life shut down since Jenny, I find this to be strange, to say the least.

Anonymous said: I don't know if really his like was real? I say this because what a coincidence he like tweet of black Raven? a very critical account about him !! If there are screenshots of Chris's Twitter account on his likes, I will believe it !!

Anonymous said: The fact that he’s looking at his mentions just confirms my feelings of If being fake🤷‍♀️

Anonymous said: For me his behaviour this weekend was way worse than homewrecking a marriage, which affected few people. I didn't come back to the fandom after JS with the same energy I had before. Maybe this is what I need to leave. I never thought he was perfect or incapable of doing mistakes. But there are too many information out there right now about the virus. This left me with a taste of arrogance from his part.

Anonymous said: So we have money shots of him in the hotel but not her 🤔 but DM is the UK TMZ they are sleazy. They would have not problem waiting around for her to go in and leave his hotel. She could have never gone in or she could been in there but why not release them. There’s so many signs of this being fake but believable to people that don’t follow Chris/Lily/PR.

Anonymous said: the fact that he deleted two tweets just after post is a signal that his not that happy with this situation

Anonymous said: I also think maybe it’s why this was her team vs Megan. Even like his articles have “sources” of they are just having fun blah blah. Not even DM or any of the US ones have his team surrounding it. They are recycling DM as the source and no reps have confirmed or commented on anything. I think he wanted a sloppy night and she documented it. And also why it was posted later so Megan could get a handle on it.

Anonymous said: now we have pics of him in the lobby of the hotel but none of her so she really entered in the back door or she didn't even entered on the hotel

Anonymous said: Why would PR want ppl to see Chris as sleazy? Also why would Chris want ppl to think he’s sleazy? If he knew paps were there & was okay with the whole back door thing, looking like some hookup that was caught or something. Why would he be okay with that? Even if that’s not what really happened, why would he be okay with being looked at like that?

Anonymous said: ASP today posted and immediately deleted posts from instagram and twitter. I wonder if he's already regret this dumb trip to see a girl. I wonder what Mark K and Joe K thinking about this.

Anonymous said: “cheap, sloppy and sleazy are his hallmarks in real life” can you further explain this? I’m having one of those days, and I think I’m understanding it correctly but I just wanna make sure

Anonymous said: So why did he do this? I mean the PR game. The guy does not need this

Anonymous said: Can I ask your opinion do you think they hooked up or just a set up pap shlt as we don't see her enter the hotel

Anonymous said: Are you still saying it’s pr or have u changed your mind

Anonymous said: I'm a little bit lost here. He truly liked and disliked the tweet? It's ironic that yesterday you mentioned that there were no pics of him getting inside and today they are here. I wonder if pics of her will show up later or tomorrow. This wouldn't bother me at all in a normal situation. But the moment makes all cheap and irresponsible. Maybe cheap and dumb is what he is? Maybe that's why the asks in interviews are all the same. Not for privacy, but to avoid dumb answers.

Anonymous said: I wasn’t in the fandom yet, but from what I’ve heard about Chris in his 20s, it sounds like he had a “cheap, sloppy and sleazy” vibe back then too. And he had a cleaner image once he started doing the Marvel movies. Now that he’s done with Marvel maybe he’s showing his true colors

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BTS as Yandere (Based on their Venus and Mars Signs)

(We don’t know BTS’s exact birthtime and location so the placements are just general predictions and not precise. Astrology is something I think reveals a lot about a person but I am in no way saying that all the members are like this)

Seokjin-

Venus in Capricorn.

Takes a long time for it to develop yandere habits/mindset. But once he gets there, there is no turning back.

Probably fell for you bc he can see a future with you. He’s very strategic and attracted to accomplished individuals so your career, work ethic or lifestyle probably drew his attention. You had to impress him in some way.

Fan of older partners. it’s okay if you’re younger but you still have to be mature. Childish behavior really pisses him off.

Capricorn is about control, once he has you he wants to be in charge of the smallest things about you. Your diet, what products you use, what shows you watch, the music you listen to and the friends you spend time with.

Public image is very important to him, so he will not deal with any disobedience esp if you guys are out in public. Wants the world to think you two are the perfect couple.

Not that romantic, but very traditional. Obsessed with planning for the future with you. Looks at houses, talks about the schools nearby for your future kids. While a venus in Pisces might write poetry for you and get you flowers, venus in Capricorn would ask to sign up for a joint bank account. That’s romance to them.

Venus in Capricorn apparently like bigger butts, thighs and even duskier complexion. Tall partners too.

Venus in Capricorn likes to take their time. Even though he’s yandere, he still wants to progress slowly with you to savor the buildup and think about the story he will tell his kids about how he got with their mother. No kisses on the first few dates, probably took months for you guys to fuck.

Mars in Cancer

very protective of you.

He will have a family with you. That’s not up for discussion.

Although his venus in cap makes him attracted to ambitious women, his mars in cancer makes it so that after being together for a while, he would ask you to be a stay at home sweetheart while he works and provides for you.

loves being depended on. His cap and cancer both agree on this.

Very lenient on punishment. His cap will try to set harsh ground rules, but if you were to break them, just give him some teary eyes and he would fold completely. he tends to settle on lectures instead of physical punishment.

“Darling, it’s never to early to start shaping our future. We need to figure out what private school to send our kids to and that would dictate where we live next.”

Yoongi-

Venus in Aries.

While other members would despise a partner who fights back all the time and gets mouthy, Yoongi would adore it.

The sassier and more outspoken you are, the more Yoongi loves you.

One of the few members to not mind if you are independent, in fact it turns him on to know how capable you are on your own.

He likes tension and fighting, bc it keeps the spark alive and he thinks you’re the sexiest when you are fiery and livid.

Likes the chase. Will def play your game. If you give into him too easily, he’ll loose interest very fast,

Tends to like more tomboyish partners, laidback and straighforward. Don’t be too sensitive or feminine, it will only anger him.

Likes for the relationship to move fast. Will fuck you on the fist date if you let him. He doesn’t understand the concept of waiting when you set his heart on fire like it’s nothing.

Do. Not. Undermine. Him.

If you say something, esp about his masculinity, he will flip shit and prob go out to kill some ppl just to prove that he is no bitch. aries are sensitive to their assertiveness being tested. Very competitive as well.

Quick tempered at times, but not the type to hold a grudge.

Any competitors for your affection will be dealt with. utmost violence as well.

Not the type to take you out for dinner and a movie every time you guys go out on dates, wants to have exciting dates with you.

Enjoys the company of younger partners, a youthful energy is needed to keep up with him.

Mars in Cancer.

protective as hell.

He will be violent, but never at you. The type to hurt people around you rather than you. Just enough to get his point across.

“Thanks to your bitchy behavior, (friend) can expect a broken arm tomorrow. Hope you’re happy.”

possessive over you.

Needs to be told you love him. Just for reassurance.

A family would be nice, but he would be happy with just one kid or some pets.

Your guys’ shared home is sacred to him. People can’t just come over.

“Doll face, I’m bored. Let’s fight. We can have hot makeup sex afterwards.”

Namjoon-

Venus in Scorpio.

Shit.

Run bitch.

High key, venus in Scorpio is one of the most yandere placements to exist.

Obsession is his middle name.

The moment he met you, he knew he had to have you. His mindset is almost scary.

He could barely know you but he already is experiencing a need to consume your entire mind, soul and body like no other.

The deepest desire which taints his mind until he cannot think of anything else.

Convinced you two are soulmates.

Attracted to partners that are sexy, mysterious, able to enchant him whilst barely trying. Darker and more sensual clothes are preferred on his lovers. For girls, something very womanly and grown. For a guy, something manly and appealing to your form.

Possessive. An unquenchable thirst to dominate his lover. He loves the idea of completely taking over someone so magnetizing.

You have to be very intelligent, he needs stimulating conversation. You can’t just be sexy without a brain.

really likes your scent. Not the perfume you wear or the shampoo you use, but your actual natural scent. Might sniff your used clothes to get it. Doesn’t mind if you haven’t showered in a couple days. (weird but I read this somewhere and I can totally see it so hop off)

Doesn’t take things slow. why should he when he knows that you two are going to end up together either way? would fucking marry you after knowing you for two months.

Not above mind games in order to get you to stay.

Very romantic, but some of the things he says raises red flags.

“I would kill for you, (Y/n).”

Mars in Cancer.

This only enhances some of his venus in scorpio.

VERY protective. VERY possessive.

Way more likely to end up with a younger partner, this would also aid his venus in scorpio’s need to dominate and consume his partner.

Unlike the other mars in cancers, I think he would physically punish you at times. (more sexually themed punishments though) never enough to actually seriously harm you. A light spanking here and there that feeds his need to be the dominant one.

very smart with getting rid of people in your life. It happens over time and they would always be labelled missing.

Wants to be the only person you need, will provide for you too. Idk if he would want a fam bc venus in scorpio is very tunnel vision and kids may fuck with that.

“We’re soulmates baby. Don't kid yourself. No one on this god green earth will understand you or care for you as much as I do.”

Hoseok-

Venus in Pisces.

Attracted to softer and sweeter partners. He wants to be slapped into a dreamy state when he sees you.

Very romantic. Poems, songs, flowers, chocolates, five-star dining ect.

eager to please you in any way. Type to leave his house at 4 am and hit up your place to deliver ice cream just bc you ran out.

very emotional with you. Your phone could die and you can’t answer his text, therefore 30 minutes later Hoseok would be sobbing and begging at your doorstep to not leave him.

Very self-pitying. Hard to explain but have you ever been mad at someone and instead of defending themselves, they just kinda say stuff like; “You’re right. I’m the worst kind of person. I should just die already.”

He’s like that whenever you’re mad at him. He likes to play the guilt card a lot.

Enjoys smaller lovers, or petite people. Likes feeling bigger than his partner. (don't come for me guys, I literally just read this and it kinda made sense to me. Pisces are depicted as more elfish figures so he probably finds it attractive.)

Cuddling is so vital to him. it’s as if he charges himself up or something because he can literally experience withdrawls.

Loves it if you’re really sweet and charitable. also if you are into arts or occult themes, Hoseok would be so intrigued and want to learn from you

Works himself into obsessive fantasies, Pisces love escapism and he tends to day dream about you 24/7.

Least likely among the members to be violent to you or anyone else for that matter.

He would hurt himself before anyone else. He likes acting very depressed or gloomy (in extreme cases, getting himself bruised and bloody) in order to get your affection and worry.

Mars In Aquarius.

Still stands true that he wouldn’t hurt other people. He’s very logical despite being yandere and he knows that you’re not sleeping with the waiter who lingered too long.

Aquarius is very logical, so he could be very calculating with his emotional manipulating. Like tell you his dad just got diagnosed with cancer and induldge in your cuddles and coddling, but little did you know his dad has had it for years.

Punishment is very aloof. You just loose privilages.

Least likely to have an age preference out of the members.

Into some really kinky or odd/taboo things in the bedroom. At the very least, he’s very willing to experiment.

“Sugarplum~! Aren’t you so sad for me right now? Please, give me cuddles. Those always make me feel better.”

Jimin-

Venus in Scorpio

Very desperate to know every little thing he can about you.

You haunt his mind even if it was just a brief encounter that you had with him.

also wants to consume your very mind, body and soul.

Attracted to sexy over cute. Curves, dark and sensual clothes, alluring mannerisms and husky voice. He wants to be magnetized by you, unable to forget you even if he tried.

Obsessive, mind consuming, passionate love for you which depths kind of terrify you.

loyal and dedicated. Your enemies are his enemies now. (This includes anyone who happened to give you a less than warm glance).

Sex is very important to a venus in scorpio, he feels like it’s the only way to properly express his love through mind-numbing pleasure he can give to you.

He moves fast once he’s with you. he doesn’t want to go through the fluffy bullshit of waiting so long to kiss, fuck or move in together when he’s 100% convinced you are his soulmate.

Jealous. No one should be able to look at you the way he does. He’ll loose it.

Wants to control you. it’s the end-game.

Doesn’t mind if you are younger or older but he will be the one in charge.

A partner who has the appearance of dominance but will be very submissive to him is what he craves.

Likes marking his territory. Leaves bruises, hickies or makes you wear couple clothes, his clothes or a necklace or something to make him feel the thrill of ownership.

will write his name on you if you let him. Just a permanent markered ‘Park Jimin’ on your forearm or something.

But he would be so happy if you did the same to him as well.

You belong to him just as much as he belongs to you.

Mars in Scorpio.

Protective, possessive. you know the drill.

Punishments with you are sexual.

Power play with him in charge is also a big factor in your sex life.

Can and will murder anyone he deems a threat.

Even your family and friends have to keep their distance.

“Jagi, my name is beginning to fade off your arm. Let’s touch it up, yeah?”

Taehyung-

Venus in Aquarius.

Attracted to someone very different and unique.

It can be your looks, your ethnicity, personality, career or interests but for whatever reason; you stood out.

Big age gaps are seen here. Doesn’t matter if you are younger or older but chances are, it’s by ALOT.

Doesn’t follow dating normalities. Couldn't give less of a shit about dating or courting. if he wants you, he is going to get you.

Turned on by taboo relationships and sex. Like if it’s forbidden for you two to be together, it’ll only spur him on more.

Teacher/student, boss/worker, affairs, age gaps. Anything society might look at with an eyebrow raise.

Very kinky in the sheets, wants to try everything at least once.

Aquarius is very cold and aloof sometimes, so Tae wouldn’t get jealous. He has mastered the mask of indifference. If someone tries talking to you in effort to get with you, Tae would just laugh bc it’s almost funny how they thought they had a chance with you.

You must be very interesting intellectually, he wants a partner he can learn from.

His yandere habits come out when you try to block him out from your life, or try to lessen his control over you.

He craves authority over you, this is only added to bc his mars is in Capricorn.

Wants to make small changes about you, then eventually big ones.

Like it’s really subtle too, he’ll say something like “Oh, I really like that style, you should wear it more.” And then a month later, he’s in control of your wardrobe.

His methods are very sly. He doesn’t threaten you or make a big show of putting you into submission, he much rather just plant a seed in your mind and wait for nature to take it’s coarse.

Loves surprising you and playing games. Will stop talking to you for like a week and then theres a knock on your door and damn, he sent you Gucci.

Doesn’t want you to be able to figure him out. Always thinking of the next unpredictable thing he could do to keep you one your toes.

Mars in Capricorn.

After the push and pull game is over and he has put you into a submissive state for him, he wants to begin a more traditional life. House, kids, you became a stay at home lover.

Just bc he becomes a family man doesn’t mean that the freaky sex has to stop.

Possessive of you and your future kids.

The type to teach his future kids on yandere and how they should make sure ‘mommy never tries to leave daddy’.

Punishments are physical, and very harsh. He’s all about that discipline and will not be talked down when he thinks you broke one of his rules.

“Why is it wrong for me to make choices for you? I know what best after all. Have I ever failed you? Even when people told me to break up with you because our relationship wasn’t cookie-cutter.”

Jungkook

Venus in Libra.

The opposite of Yoongi. He wants someone who is very feminie and ‘girly.’

Dresses, pastel colors, nice perfume, charming, docile manners and sweet sounding voice.

Wants very bad to prove himself to you. Virgos and Libras are people pleasers so the fact that his sun and venus are these two signs just tells me that he desperately will try to get you to like him.

Will change his style, his hair, his voice whatever he has to do to get you to pay him attention.

Very romantic. Thinks you deserve the best so that will always reflect in the dates he takes you on or the gifts he gives you.

Libra is ruled by venus so love is something that he simply cannot live without. He fantasizes about marriage and furture plans with you.

Will call you ‘wifey’ if you let him.

He adores you.

Worships the ground you walk on.

Which is why his yandere tendencies will have to walk around your desires.

Like you tell him to stop looking through your bedroom windows at night, he can’t bring himself to do it anymore bc that would be going against you directly.

BUT you didn’t say he couldn’t install cameras.

King of loopholes.

Like a mechivous kid who loves his mom and doesn’t want to get scolded, but he still wants to sneak in some cookies from the jar.

He isn’t the punisher of the relationship, YOU are.

If he does something that angers you, just don’t talk to him for literally an hour or so and he’d go crazy.

the fear of losing you is too great.

Another one who really enjoys your scent. It’s like crack to him.

Prone to stealing a small thing froom you, like a scarf or a blanket that has your scent on it.

If you were to be away from him for a while, he would just steal your perfume and spray it on his hoodie so he could feel like you were hugging him.

Might even buy your perfume for himself.....

Mars in Scorpio.

Very protective of you and cannot handle the possibility of anyone being with you the way he is.

He will get very brutal with anyone he considers a threat, no one is safe. You can literally walk an old man across the street and Jungkook would still think the fucker was trying to cup a feel.

very sexual, switches between being dominant and submissive. It’s mainly focused on pleasing you bc of libra and virgo but mars is the planet of sex and with that in scorpio means he can be a dom.

Jungkook is (and I say this with all my heart) a switch with sub preference.

Wants to know you like no one else ever has. You know how the members with scorpio venus are so intense? Jungkook has that side to him too.

….it’s just hidden behind the sweeter venus libra.

“Princess, please stop ignoring me. You’re my goddess, I can’t handle not being acknowledged by you. Just tell me what to do to make it better.”

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The X-People: DP Degrees of BS

Frickin Phoenix!

(What does that even mean? “Every hero has a DARK side?” She kills people! Are all of our heroes murderers? - but I’ll get to that later.)

I'm mad! That's right, people! I'm mad at MYSELF! Why? Well, I could have taken the kids to go see "The Secret Life of Pets 2", so we could laugh our asses off (Idk what kids I'm talkin about - just randomly picking kids up off the streets and taking them to see movies... prob best I didn't do that).

I could have seen something cultured like "Late Night" or "THE LAST BLACK MAN IN SAN FRANSISCO"; which I admit is a stupid title, but it seems like it's a good movie. But, no, people! My comic book geekiness would not allow it!

Instead I went to see this bullshit right here - “X-Men: Dark Phoenix”.

Don't look at me that way, Sansa! You know dag gon well this movie is some ol' bullshit!

You know! The rest of your acting squad knows, the director knows, the writers know - I knew from the first trailer! I knew from the first time they announced that they were taking another crack at a cinematic Phoenix story. Why?? Cuz we've done this before! Yep!

There it is! - and it was terrible!

What’s going on with that poster? Apparently, they didn’t have any confidence in that movie either. Why is Wolverine running at me like Sonic the Hedgehog?

I tried to find a better poster, but...

Here they look like they’re posing in some 80′s rock video. TAKE THAT STAND:)

I was mad back then with the first trailer, because I knew that this moment would come. And I actually really liked the first two movies of these particular X-Men. It was Apocalypse that ruined everything.

People thought that movie was so bad, that it erased all the good that this franchised has done (even going back to the older X-Men):

The ground-breaking 1st movie (tho it prob doesn't hold up),

(Creepy old Magneto is coming for dat ass!)

Wolverine

(it's hard to imagine anyone playing him better than Hugh Jackman. And he should have won an award for how cut he got... and he was so modest. If I ever end up looking like that, WHEW! - ladies look out:),

I loved Patrick Stewart as Prof. X, James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender's intense hot & frigid bromance (though we never got our make-out seen:), Quicksilver (man, I wish we could get more of him), "Logan" (excellent comic book movie), and I'm not sure if we'd have Deadpool without them ruining that first Wolverine movie. Not to mention that they marketed the hell out of this movie franchise and made so much money! But, then this guy showed up and effed it all to hell!

("Everything they built will FALL... ")

- you ain't lyin, jack!

And while that movie was terrible, it wasn't as bad as everyone said. Bullshit sure, but... there are different degrees of bullshit. Apocalypse was forgettable BS, sometimes there's BS that makes us laugh, or think, or cry - what type of bullshit will Dark Phoenix be? - Let's take a look:

This movie kicks off with the X-Men in space. Yep! SPACE! Since when are the X-Men astronauts? Which movie did they get training for any of that? How did they build an X-Jet for space travel? Did they learn it on YouTube? And even if that were the case, how's the government allowing this? If a group of talented minorities built a functional space craft, do you think President Trump would allow them to come and go as they please? Shiiiiiii In the movie they don't even test it first. Xavier just says that they'll be fine, and sends the kids off.

I think that there needs to be an investigation. Prof. X is trying to kill these kids. He keeps sending them on missions that they shouldn't come back from:

X-Men: "But, professor, we don't know how to disarm a bomb!"

Xavier: "You'll be fine."

X-Men: "But, professor, the X Jet isn't built for deep sea exploration, we don't even know where we're going!"

Xavier: "Y'all will figure it out."

Then, as they come back, he's counting to see if they all made it - "Ten kids left, and coming back, I count... ten DAMMIT! But, wait, one is injured... doesn't look like he'll pull through. YES! (as he drinks some bourbon - which he does at an alarming rate in this movie... prob to block out all the kids he has killed).

While we're on the topic of him - did the movie "Split" ruin James McAvoy's take on Prof X for anybody else? This is all I kept seeing when he was on camera.

But, as you know, cuz they did this exact plot in "X-Men: Last Stand" Jean Grey gets possessed by some space entity while they're up there, and becomes Phoenix.

Jean (played by Sophie Turner, who actually does a good job) is found to have done something horrible. Xavier (and this is no spoiler, cuz again X-Men: Last Stand") blocks out the bad stuff she has done to try to protect her, this eventually wears off, and now we get DARK

...wait, sorry.

Now we get DARK PHOENIX!

There we go!

(”Where’s my money?!”)

Now, Jessica Chastain is in this as well seen here, experimenting with bleach,

who's leading a group of aliens to manipulate Jean (I'll get to them later). But, if JC is in the house, you can be sure that a women's rights message will be in there somewhere (#drinkinggame) And BOOM, there it was - "Don't let some MAN in a chair tell you what you are? - what you can and can not be! Don't let him controoool you!"

I'm all for girl power, buuuuuut she HAS been on a bit of a carnage streak, and she has been killing people, annnnnnd isn't Jessica Chastain also trying to control her? But, imma let all that go... what do I know?? :)

I gotta be honest, I was digging the first half of this movie. They were capturing everything I love about the X-Men: social issues, political issues, teen struggles. They have lots of real drama going on amongst themselves. There are times when you'll cheer the X-Men on and times when you'll agree with some of the humans that THEY GOTZ TO GO! I love the flaws of the X-Men; it makes them relatable. I even love the struggle with having so much power, and yet having to try to walk a line of morality - which they suck at btw.

The professor sucks at it the most, which made me kinda sad, actually. BUT, to be fair, he has the power to control people's minds... would any of us with that power be able to consistently resist certain temptations?? Def not giving him a pass though. He does a lot of messed up stuff (some things they draw attention to, and others that they don't). Some things that made me cringe, even though MOST of what he was doing was out of love. I can't depend on none of my fave leaders anymore - not even the fictional ones.

We were getting into some deep stuff! BUT, then it was as if some big shot walked on the set and reminded them that they have a "Blow shit up" quota to meet, and that the plot points were slowing them down. Soooooooo, they burn the script and start blowing things up. Some people might say "Praphit, this is a comic book movie, how much script can you expect?" If this were 20 years ago, I'd agree.

Plus, it's more the fact that nothing makes any sense at this point.

Magneto (who's always the voice of reality in these movies, in my opinion) wants to kill Jean (for very good reasons), but he knows that he can't take Phoenix by himself, so why is he trying? He's a smart dude; why not come up with a better plan? Prof X wants to talk to Jean, to reason with her... the problem with that is that they just tried that a few days ago, and that couldn't have gone any more terribly than it did. The aliens in this movie (which lack all personality btw), who's objective is to control Jean, also know that they can't really do that or take her out (which was plan B), so... what the hell are we doing? The aliens are supposed to be the smart ones!

Prof X should have just controlled everyone's minds, and played a big game of immoral chess to take Jean out - that would have been a cool movie. But, this (though the effects are VERY COOL:) simply became a shoot-out! Not to mention, that right before all of this awesome, but confusing damage takes place, they have a big speech about restraint and not doing harm. Literally, a minute later, the X-Men are blowing buses up!

But, all of that is not even what makes this movie bullshit (grade: D+ btw). What makes this movie bullshit is the fact that it's the last one before Disney takes over.

You'd think that they would have given it their best, so that they can go out making us miss them! But, it felt like half way through the movie the team was told that this is all over, and that Mickey Mouse is coming to collect, but instead of going out with their best, they said to themselves "bleep it" and mailed-it-in.

The way that the final battle scene ends doesn't make any sense. It's one of those scenarios where "If you could do that... why didn't you do that earlier and save more destruction?" and a lil bit of "Well, if you had THAT much power, then none of these other altercations should have even been close."

The way it ends after that too! Man! It's like they just fast forwarded through the parts they didn't feel like acting out. This is the last one, people! Just lazy!

Yeah you!

I've got a spoiler, sooooo if you don't want it, skip through the text after Patrick Stewart - and start reading again when you see his handsome face again:)

(this is back when I learned to love this man)

So, Jean is... gone (possibly dead), and the X-Men name the school after her "Institute of Jean Grey" or something like that. Also, Prof X steps down (maybe due to guilt of his misatkes with Jean, who knows for sure, cuz they didn't act it out), and leaves Beast in charge in with the other teen X-Men to instruct the 'young kids at the school. "Other TEEN X-Men" Did they just make these kids professors? And what qualifies Beast (at this stage in his life) to run the school? Plus, Jean Grey was kind of a murderer wasn't she (and this wasn't a secret from the rest of the world)? Come on,kids, let me sign you up for "Ted Bundy's School for gifted youngsters" Would you be onboard for that? Hell no!

(Here’s PS fresh off a bender. “I promise, Timmy, I’ll try to think about never touching the sauce again, but this hair says that I will.”)

So... I'd say, entertaining bullshit. The effects (especially) at the end are great! But, the rest... and to go out like this... ugh.

There's a cool quote in here from Mystique (played by J.Law) who clearly didn't want to be there. It was a quote about how the women in the X-Men seem to be sticking their necks out and saving the day way more than the men, and that maybe Xavier should change their name to “The X-Women”. I thought that was not only funny, but a damned good point. I say do it!

I'd love it if you had a a big strong manly man of the team go ahead of the action and stand up to the enemy, and when asked "Who are you?" he replies

"We're the X-Women."

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Okay, y’all gave your approval, so I’m doing a partial liveblog of King of the Castle. Can’t get all of the episode right now, but I’m gonna do what I can and then redo the episode for a proper liveblog when it comes out in the states and I can, ya know, watch all of it.

This one won’t be rated, because I’m missing like 10% of the episode and so can’t judge fairly.

As someone who was once a young girl, it is incredibly nostalgic watching Gwen daydream about being crowned Queen of England. That is just how it be with some girls. Also Ben is just not having shit.

Lady Wilhelmina Warrick of Castle Bishopbrooke, nickname Willy. Huh. And apparently a cousin of some sort.

Gwen is going to die of joy for she is related to a Lady. Ben is going to die of horror for they’re going to a haunted castle. Sounds about accurate.

Ben running for the haunted castle for the sake of proving it’s haunted.

Kevin, lurking on either a roof or a balcony, waiting for a certain small Tennyson. Do we ever get an episode where he appears just, dive-tackling Ben from offscreen? I feel like we need that in our lives.

Gwen disappointed that the castle is in shit shape. I’d say just rough but, part of the floor is missing, including the area of rug that should be hiding it. Willy needs to step up her game, pick up a hammer or something. It’s called DIY.

Willy’s got some upper body strength. Also refers to Max as Cousin Maxie, so I have to assume the two are actually somewhat close. How close of a relation is it, I wonder?

Gwen curtseys and Ben tries to copy her but doesn’t have the balance for it. This is why we practice, Ben.

Gwen wanting to know everything about being a noble.

“There’s always work to be done” that’s putting it mildly.

The only thing here out to get you Ben is Kevin. Although I wouldn’t put it past him to be behind that, though I do think Gwen is right about it just being how bad of shape the building is in.

I’m fairly certain Willy’s about to put Max to work helping clean shit up (you brought it on yourself Max) while the kids escape, but given we lose some bits right here this is just an assumption. We jump from Max offering directly to Ben and Gwen wandering around.

Ben goes Heatblast to light a load of torches to keep ghosts at bay, and immediately the wind comes through and blows them all out again. And Heatblast himself while it’s at it.

More Kevin, sneaking about the halls. Child are you honestly behind this? I wouldn’t be surprised, you totally would, I just wanna know how. Also the fucking chord when he appears, it’s not Norman Bates fucking chill.

Ben is too scared of ghosts to wander around without his cousin.

Willy drinking tea while Max mops up and mice run about. I am not shocked.

Well Gwen, this is what happens when you go someplace labelled ‘haunted’. They tend to be very dusty and also a lot less elegant than the not-so-haunted castles. Besides, Willy’s a Lady not the Queen.

The Warrick family crest is a bear playing a harp like it’s a fucking electric guitar. Have you ever had that moment where you wonder where a character gets it and then the show just, answers you in the most unexpected way?

And Ben lights the tapestry on fire because an end curled up when Gwen went to look at it and so it is clearly evil and possessed. Gwen leaves, Ben panics, and the tapestry crumbles to ash after he throws it out a window. You know Kevin is behind one of those bookshelves going ‘this is why I bully him’.

Ben does not like being alone in a haunted castle.

Ben: “It’s clear what happened here- Gwen was eaten by a ghost, and you’re next if you aren’t careful! It’s too late for Gwen, but you have lots of options!” Followed by an imagine spot depicting him not being able to do shit to defend himself against a ghost with Gwen clearly visibly in it’s belly. 10-yos everybody.

I just love that as the imagine spot goes on eaten!Gwen gets more and more tired of the whole situation, ending with her kicking back and reading a book inside the ghost. He doesn’t half know his cousin, does he?

Also confirmation Ben knows he can’t go Wildvine or Overflow.

Gwen is very good at this ghost prank thing, though Ben does make it very easy. And the reveal the ghost is Gwen is where we leave off on this portion. Only one more clip to go and that seems to cover most of the rest of Kevin’s existence in this episode.

(Random, did y’all know CN Aus has the whole of Escape from Aggregor up on youtube? I’m not gonna liveblog it because I already did a few years back, but in case y’all wanna watch it, it’s there.)

We begin this next section with a Ben and a Gwen and a hedgemaze.

Ben has been eaten by the hedgemaze, it’s Rose Red all over again.

And Ben is panicking, not helped by Kevin taking full advantage of his fear of ghosts to be all eerie voice from out of sight. Because this child.

“Gwen is that you again?” Ben asks of the very Kevin voice. Like seriously, this kid isn’t even trying to hide it’s him. It’s wonderful.

Oh look, it’s, Thornblade I think? Kev’s Wildvine equivalent? Taking full advantage of location. I’m going to assume Kevin watches a lot of horror movies because he’s playing it well so far.

Dodging blows being thrown at you from the hedges right up until Thornblade forms himself out of vines in front of you while you weren’t looking.

Nobody would’ve expected Ben to be happy to see Kevin, but Kevin he can at least fight, unlike a ghost.

I admit, the way that was going, I was expecting the argument to devolve into yeah-huhs and nuh-uhs. Don’t know whether I’m sad or not that it didn’t. Although Ben claiming he’s fought houseplants badder than Thornblade is both hilarious and stupid given he is in Thornblade’s clutches at the time.

Ben goes Four Arms, surprising Kevin which I wasn’t expecting. But then Ben gets to be surprised when he knocks Kev over a hedge and it look like he times out, only for sudden- Undertow was it? Eh, I’ll probs find out in a second.

Ooo, nice use of the water powers, focusing on the ground so he can trap Ben in mud.

Okay, now Kevin is just showing off. ‘Look at what I’ve got and can do’. Seriously, Kev, 1) how did you get these aliens, and 2) stick with a shape child. What did you just add this feature? Oh my gods that’s exactly what’s happening isn’t it? You added the switching feature like, yesterday, and are having too much fun testing it out.

Okay, can I just say I really love Dark Matter’s design? Just, we went from a smol frog with no physical capabilities to speak of to balance out the brains, to an actual fucking horror movie monster with brawn as well. And I mean it, look at Dark Matter and how Kevin moves as him, that wouldn’t be out of place in something like Alien or Pumpkinhead.

Seriously, Dark Matter just, kicks ass. Never was big on Grey Matter but this is a frog I can stan.

Seriously those movements are just, exquisite. Also the crystal power? I don’t know what the fuck that red crystal he caused to overtake Ben is or how he managed it as Dark Matter, but it’s cool at fits the horror movie aesthetic.

Trying getting Kevin to monologue for those last few seconds before his watch times out. Not that it works, but it was a valiant attempt.

Not that it mattered anyway because it was literally seconds left. Also the look on Kevin’s face when he realizes he’s timed out and Ben is still Four Arms- you can hear the ‘fuckfuckfuckfuck’ going through his little head.

Exit, stage right, pursued by alien.

Ben, having timed out: Alright Kevin, it’s time to ask question and get answers, and I’m all out of answers. Kevin: This boy is a moron

(I know that’s not the line but still.)

Also immediately reminding Ben that in their normal forms he is bigger, smarter, and stronger. Which is true on all counts, given Kev is apparently a tech whiz and definitely older than Ben is.

And teasing Ben for being scared of ghosts just before they both get jumpscared by an inanimate object, the bear statue sending them both fucking bolting, complete with screams.

And Kevin tumbles through a hedge, poorly, just in time for his watch to time back in and an ominous shadow to appear over him.

Forever Knight is here and complimenting Kev. Apparently he ‘shows promise’ (on this we can agree). Kevin, meanwhile, responds to a stranger in full armor appearing out of nowhere and striking up conversation with glares and mild sass.

And while the Forever Knight is touting that old-ass ‘work with me and we shall crush our enemies’ line Kevin has walked away, scoffed at him, shut him down, and called him a nerd and a creep. I’m so proud of my child, he’s a shit but he’s so good.

Willy is gonna miss the fam, though the kids were a delight, Max was a big help.

Willy gives Gwen an antique family heirloom music box as a parting gift, because some people are cool like that. Ben gets forgiveness for all the damage he caused. And Max gets some quality tea to help him chillax after what was apparently the worst day of cleaning ever to look at him.

And we end on Willy having just gotten some contractors in to patch the place up. Good on her. There’s more to the episode but, well. Bits & pieces.

#ben 10 2.os

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relaxandlaughatyourself · 5 years

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Recap of Ika’s IG Live March 8, 2019.

It’s been too long! They were very lovey and touchy, laughing a lot (when Dem wasn’t sleeping lol). They seemed truly happy. You saw every side of Ika in this live, the petty, the funny, the sweet.

She says that she wants to be able to be busy and still stay connected but it’s hard. Youtube takes a lot of time and they haven’t had it. She’s wanted to do a live when getting ready but she knows she gets distracted so she didn’t.

Was supposed to go to a dinner/event but got home too late.

Someone asks Dem how his birthday was and they both say he had a good birthday. Dem then kisses Ika’s shoulder.

She’s loving the new season of BB, she wasn’t sure before but she thinks they’re there to play and they’re messy. Dem: “Messy, desperate people.”

Ika raves about Afia’s makeup. She had a bunch of people in her DMs asking what she got done.

Ika: “They’re asking if we’re doing a youtube video for tomorrow.” Dem: “Tomorrow?!” Ika says this is her first time being home and sitting down. She feels like going out and dancing. Dem says they’re going out tomorrow but Ika says there’s a game tomorrow, but Dem says they can go out after.

Talks about Laura, she didn’t conform or be fake at all, and you have to do that to stay around sometimes.

Opinion on Kailyn’s age she decided to say she was. She’s silent… “that’s what I think. Black don’t crack but it does chip.” She was trying to send mental signals to her to have her say 33.

“Dem is not participating! He is laying down in the corner.” He’s really tired.

She loves that production is so messy.

She wanted Cory to go into the house, she showed up in the interview and was energetic and more fun.

“Do I like cats? No.” Someone asks if Dem likes cats and he says no too.

Ika knows she likes Dane still and wants to continue liking him.

Damien doesn’t give a good first impression, he was one of her least favorite people, and she’s surprised the guys didn’t take him in, but he comes off too cool. But she’s here for it. She wants him to form his own alliance and go on his own.

They’re gonna start posting on youtube again, it’s in response to a question.

What do you think of Adam? Not her favorite but likes watching him.

She shows us Dem sleeping… “who was I talking about? I forgot because you guys were talking about Dem.”

She hasn’t found the person she’s going to stick with for the entire season.

CBB ideal cast? Tiffany. Evelyn Lozada. Jussie Smollett. Jordyn Woods. “I want messy.”

She screamed when Evelyn followed her, she was with Dem but he wasn’t as excited so she called her friend.

“He can just lay there and fall asleep. It’s so annoying and frustrating. You might hear him snoring.”

“If you take a closer look at his hand you can see he still wears the bracelet, my hair band around his wrist. He never takes it off, two years later and he never takes it off. Even when he’s mad at me.”

She wakes him up a bit, but just stares at him. “Honey? I don’t want to be too loud.” She keeps looking back at him and laughing too.

Who does she think should win? It’s too hard to say. She doesn’t want Estefania and girls like that to not do anything all season.

She takes us to the bathroom to show us new makeup.

“I do need to grab some wine.” She goes to drip wine on Dem’s face but he woke up. Dem: “The Greek gods were looking out for me.” Dem tells her not to open the wine.

Dem asks if she’s going to his hockey game tonight and she says yes, she wants to watch him play.

Ika: “Honey, you can get some rest, I won’t bother you again.” Dem: “I don’t believe you.”

She will prank Dem back, but not sure she’ll be able to record it for youtube, she’s not good like that but will IG story it. She wants to do things while he’s sleeping. Dem: “Your little threat is not going to make me lose any sleep.”

Ika: “Honey, where are the wine glasses? Did you hide them so I can’t have any?”

Dem came for her today and said she’s messy, and she said Beyonce is messy so she can be too. He said when she starts bringing home coins like Beyonce she can be messy.

She feels bad that they haven’t posted youtube videos. She feels as though they’re so much funnier off youtube. They tried filming yesterday and it was so busy and crazy. Youtube is also hard.

In your opinion who is the best player in bbcan history? Ika: “Me.” Dem: “I thought you thought it was me?! I thought it was you and you thought it was me. I guess we both think it’s you.”

They think doing a video on ancestry DNA tests would be cool. They show their youtube setup in the corner.

Favorite moment on bbcan? Dem: “Spinning on that wheel with you.” Ika: “I was testing you to see if it would change because you always say that.” Ika: “What was my favorite moment?” Dem: “Meeting me?” Ika: “Yes, it was meeting you.”

They filmed a video but they were missing a part of it, it was good though. They miss the chapstick video.

“Let’s just give my boyfriend a big shoutout. He’s been so supportive and so nice. And he’s a realtor in Toronto and they’re busy and stressed, but he tries to come with me wherever I go to support me and make me feel comfortable. Thank you, honey bunches. I’m still pranking you though.”

Dem: “That’s why I let you drink the wine, the compliments keep coming out.”

Dem has hockey tonight and wants to make sure his athletic abilities don’t deteriorate. Dem: “I want to age like wine.” Ika: “I don’t want you to age like wine.” Dem: “Is that why you hide your lotion?” Today Dem knocked over her super c and broke it. Ika was upset, it’s expensive and she loves it, she tried to hide it. He felt so bad and says that he’ll buy it for her, she says he doesn’t have to.

Dem: “I never used to put lotion on.” Ika: “You can continue that.”

Dem takes her wine to have a sip, she filled it way up, Ika: “you only let me have one glass so I fill it all the way up.”

Someone asks if she likes being wrapped up in Dem’s big arms. Ika: “Demetres’ body temperature is so hot, I can handle it for about five minutes and then I’m like let me go.”

Ika says hse doesn’t mind him snoring when she likes him, when she’s mad at him she wants to beat him in his sleep. They both laugh. She says there’s a couple things he does that she doesn’t like, but when she likes him she likes almost everything.

She says she needs to check her emails, there are probably a lot of opportunities in there.

She says that if her phone signal stays up, she’ll show us Dem on the ice.

Ika says she doesn’t love the taste of wine but it gives her a nice buzz. Dem: “She didn’t like wine until she met me.”

Someone asks who Ika would be friends with of this cast. She says she usually doesn’t try to befriend them, if it works out to connect it will. She does like Erica and have hung out with her and Chey before and they like them a lot. They talk to Cass. Karen is a given, they talk almost every day. They love Gary. Dallas and Dem are very close, go out all the time. She talks to Kenny and Sarah, Sabrina sometimes. They love Merron, consider him a friend. They like Andrew. She’s good friends with Zakiyah, they talk about everything, like a little sister. Even if she doesn’t talk to people it’s not that she doesn’t like them, it’s just that they don’t talk. Topaz lives in Miami now, Dem: “life happens.” Dem: “I am the only one that matters.” Ika: “I also talk to this guy. His name is Demetres.”

Ika says that she is happy with her relationship with Dem, if anything fades, like ET Canada, she would still be happy with her life, with Dem, with her kids, and that’s all that matters. “I came on the show, I met someone, and I got this opportunity, an extension of that experience, so it was great.” She says if someone comes on bbcan and gets those opportunities that would be great. She doesn’t feel entitled. Ika: “You need to be happy in other parts of your life, so if it’s gone you’re not depressed and dying. Right, honey bunches.” Dem: “If someone takes your spot I’m slashing their tires.” They laugh and joke.

Ika: “Demetres has been there for every single thing I’ve done. He just wasn’t there for the Canadian season (he says he wasn’t allowed), and I kept looking over because he gives me little signs. He’s so supportive and helpful. I know you think he only eats the fruit baskets, but he does a lot more than that. And sometimes I’ll do interviews and ask questions and he will give her advice and say what to say. These interviews were… if I do anything again, I’m going to be like ‘listen, he has to be there.’” Dem says today was good, it was cool.

Ika runs her hands through his hair, says it’s soft, he says there’s no gel.

Ika says there’s a huge difference interviewing the Americans vs the Canadians. Dem says he can tell, he says the Americans are easy to read, he can tell how they’re going to be. Ika agrees, they will give you more of who they are, the Canadians are so controlled with their answers, Dem says they have a guard up. Dem says it’s more stock answers, they don’t give much actual information. He says the Americans almost act as though they’re still trying to get on the show.

She says she thinks she saw her niece in the live. The live ends, she says she’s going to watch TV with Dem. Ika: “Honey bunches, say bye.” They wish him luck on the game. Dem says he’s not convinced she’s going to go, and she says she isn’t either. He says she’ll prob be the only person watching.

#ig live

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flushed-feels · 6 years

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Not just another high school play || Crush Imagine

Pairing : you / your crush

Warnings : cursing (will probs be in all of my imagines sorry), light fluff, mushy stuff (ish)

Word count : 1,295

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The paintbrush accidentally falls from my hand and onto the stage with a plop. Oh shit! I run to the supply closet and grab drop cloths to wipe it up with quickly, looking around to make sure my director isn't witnessing the mess that is me.

Not just another high school play. That's the high school play were doing this year. And I, as lucky as I am, am playing the part of actress number one while also living a double life as the set design manager.

Today is the day before the first show and everyone's freaking out, as per usual. Most people are back stage, getting fitted and practicing their lines. Some are even getting their makeup done already. But me, yes, me, I'm the only one actually doing anything productive. There was a last minute mix up and I have to repaint a whole slide, by myself. Well, for now. Y/f should be here anytime to take over for me so I can go get ready.

Y/c, my crush who works in the construction area (ik hot) walks by to see me cleaning the floor suspiciously and laughs.

"Aw, did you drop another paint brush?" He's teasing me, obviously. That's what we have, a love hate relationship.

"Possibly." I avoid eye contact at all costs. Behind his chunky glasses, he has these bright green eyes and I just know that if I look up I might start stuttering again. And how pathetic would that be?

"Clumsy clumsy y/n" he tsks, shaking his head disapprovingly before leaving me alone on the stage.

I let out a sigh of relief when he's finally gone, happy I made it through that without completely embarrassing myself. Adding the finishing touches to the slide, I nod in approval. The doors to the school suddenly fly open and I glance over to see who entered.

One look at the duo and I'm gone. Bolting, I run backstage. I slightly open the door and slide in to see that it's completely empty.

Where the legit fuck did everyone go? No joke, five seconds ago everyone was back here. It was so crowded I could barely move, or breath really!

As if reading my thoughts, Y/c suddenly appears next to me, leaning up against the hallway wall, "Most of them moved to the hallway by the locker room because it was too crowded."

"Ohh, and where did Miss Fille go?" I lean back against the wall opposite him, so that we're facing each other.

"She went to get pizza."

"Finally, I'm so hungry I could eat a small animal."

He's laughing when I hear the voice of my worst enemy from outside of the hallway. Whom I may have possibly pissed off earlier today and am now completely ignoring. Thus the running away from the stage.

"Oh shit." I crack the door to the makeup closet and turn around to face my handsome companion, "I'm not here."

"Wait what?" With a confused look on his face, he approaches the closet, where I'm trying to hide.

"Kaitie an-"

I'm cut off my the sound of the door knob jiggling.

"No time to explain." I grab his hand and pull him into the closet, shutting the door softly behind me.

"Ya know, if you wanted to be in a closet alone with me you could've just waited until later. Logan's hav-"

"Shhh," I press my finger against his lips. His soft, plump, luxurious, dang it I'm off task again! That's when it hits me what he just said, "wait what?" I whisper.

"I may have possibly asked Logan to rig the games at his party tonight so we could be together."

"What, why?" Even though he can't see me, I hope my cheeks aren't completely red from the news that he might actually like me.

"Y/n, I really like you."

"Really?"

"A lot actually."

The smile spreads on my face by accident and I can feel my cheeks turning red.

"I like you too."

"Seriously? Like you're not just messing with me?" He comes to life beside me and for a second I forget why were here in the first place.

Giggling to myself I slightly shush him, "No, I'm not messing with you. I just didn't think you liked me back."

His hand reaches out to grab mine and I can't help the butterflies filling my stomach as he intertwines our fingers. He tugs on my hand to pull me closer and my the smile on my face turns into an ear to ear grin.

One hand around my waist and the other intertwined with mine, he leans in, his lips just barely hovering over mine when I lean in to meet him in the middle.

My lips crash into his and the fireworks start exploding. Not literally, but you get what I'm saying. Our lips move in sync, slow and soft, almost like we're testing the waters. I let go of his hand and wrap my arms around his neck, pulling him closer. He moves his hands down to my waist, goosebumps appear on my skin as he pulls me against him.

The kiss intensifies as his tongue slips into my mouth. I absent mindlessly moan into the kiss and this clearly gives him some confidence as he detaches our lips and starts to leave rough kisses on my neck. I try my hardest not to moan, knowing anybody could be outside of the closet. Though this proves difficult as he starts to nibble on the sensitive skin. I run my fingers through his hair and tug slightly at his blond ends, earning a groan in return.

Our lips reconnect and we're both leaning into each other, needing more. My back hits one of the closet walls with a soft 'oomph' as he leans over me, supported by the wall behind me.

He's pushed up against me and yet my arms are wrapped around his neck, deepening the kiss. An accidental moan slips out of my mouth when we're so rudely interrupted.

"Pizzas here!" It's Nate, and he sounds far away but that's how it works when you have a loud voice.

We pull apart and I make sure to tug on his bottom lip with my teeth slightly.

He groans, leaning down to leave butterfly kisses on my neck.

"So, Logan's party..." He mumbles it between kisses and I don't have to see his face to know there's a joking smirk etched across it.

“Maybe we should think about how were gonna get out of here before we start thinking about that." I whisper lightly.

He mumbles an agreement against my neck and the vibrations send chills through my body.

Beep beep

He pulls away and rests an arm on the wall behind me, propping himself up to watch me pull my phone out.

I squint at the bright light but see I have multiple messages from Lexie

From: Y/f

Um, where are you?

From: Y/f

I'm just going to start putting things up, you finished the slide??

From: Y/f

Okay so Kaitie says you were here but then randomly disappeared, are you okay? Were you kidnapped?????

"Follow me, I think I've got this." He grabs my hand and creeps the door open slightly. Looking through the crack, he decides it's good enough and opens the door wide enough for us to get out.

Nobody is backstage, they’re probably eating pizza or something. Still holding my hand, he starts to lead me out of the drama hallway when I catch my reflection in the mirror in the prop room.

My hair is okay but my face is completely flushed and my lips are obviously swollen. The icing on the cake is the small, purple mark on my neck. Just great.

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miingyu · 3 years

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Catch up Tag!

I was tagged by @wonwoosjeon. Thank you, Vince! 😊

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1. why did you choose your url?

Mingyu is my ult and this url was surprisingly available! I keep telling myself I’ll never change it again... but I’ve got a mingyu/lee know combo url saved that I stare at with heart eyes sometimes...

2. any side blogs?

This is actually a side blog! I also have one where I reblog ps resources/tutorials I want to revisit. It’s nothing special, like maybe 5-10 things reblogged there.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

Since 2017-18ish.

4. do you have a queue tag?

Nope!

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was learning how to make gifs and what better place to test it? On a brand new side blog of course with no followers so when I started posting my messy gifs no one would know it was me hahaha

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Have you seen 24h Mingyu?!? That hair? That look? It’s not fair! Ugh, but yeah I’ve had this icon for almost a year now and I know I should upgrade, but I’m just lazy.

7. why did you choose your header?

Don’t have one and yes I’m lazy when it comes to headers too heh

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

This Yoongi

Also

This Hao

9. how many mutuals do you have?

Honestly no clue! Prob like 20-30 off the top of my head. But I’m an introvert who almost never interacts unless I’m coaxed out of my cave with a message, ask, tag or game. My apologies mutuals I promise that I try 💕

10. how many followers do you have?

An amount 😉

11. how many people do you follow?

339

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

I... I don’t think that I have?

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

Like a month or two ago I banned myself from getting on when I’m working so I’m usually on at night/on weekends. I miss soooo much stuff bc of it but it’s necessary for work rn.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

Sigh… there was a time when I had a serial reposter who was a nightmare to deal with. I won’t elaborate further but yep it wasn’t a pleasant time!

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

I’m assuming this is about “you need to reblog and not just like!” posts so completely ignore this if it’s not!

I’ll be honest- it’s everyone’s choice to do as they please and post what they want on their blog. As a cc though I can totally relate to the like/reblog posts and I've rb’d some before. I do share the frustration and would love nothing more for increased reblogging to become a reality, but at this point it’s just not gonna happen. Likemaggedon is here. Case in point I’ve got a post in my notifs rn with nearly 1200 notes and 750+ of those are likes so yep 🤷🏻‍♀️

16. do you like tag games?

yep yep

17. do you like ask games?

I do like ask games and want to do them more often but with that comes me wildly overthinking the whole thing like: will anyone send anything? Will the anons be nice if I get any asks? Then I just don’t do the ask game 🥴

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Uh idk what tumblr famous is but I think everyone is doing amazing things! 💞

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope

20. tags?

😅

I am THE WORST person to ask to tag ppl bc I’m anxious and don’t want to be a bother. So I’ll tag a few below but absolutely NO pressure to do this!

Tagging: @ditzymax @miannedomusings @shuaway @cheolgyu @haniehae @xuseokgyu and anyone else who would like to do this!

#tag games

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kitanoko · 7 years

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Todomomo/Kamijirou Double Date??

Note: This is a ~8000 word one-shot for Kamijirou and Todomomo, has a tiny mention of Izuocha (because my friend @c-jay321 loves them) as well. I hope you enjoy! The formatting also prob looks way better on comp.

This is entirely comedic and lots of fluff; Also a crap load of Kaminari and Todoroki bonding LOL

In which Todoroki gets help from Kaminari

“Thanksagain, Todoroki,” Kaminari rubbed his eyes with the heel of his right palmbefore collapsing onto the textbook in front of him. Marvelling at the summersky, layers of coral pink and delicious lemony yellow covering the horizon,Kaminari heaved a sigh.

What a great day to go out and enjoy apopsicle or two. Well, at least if he wasn’t stuck indoors, begrudginglymemorizing chemistry formulas.

Because of that dreaded unittest, which apparently was “as easy as punching Deku in the face” as quoted fromBakugou, Kaminari had to listen to Aizawa lecture him about his currentstanding in Class A. The electric hero would have also been out and about withhis girlfriend by now.

Not in the deserted UA library having aprivate lesson with Mr.Expressionless over here.

Todoroki pulled the book fromunder his friend’s sleepy form to the latter’s chagrin.

“We aren’t done with SN1 and SN2substitutions yet. I think we still have pages 53 and 54,” Todoroki thumbed theedge of the worn-out textbook, voice monotonous.

Kaminari made another obviousexhale, clearly expressing his boredom and hesitation, fingers making soft butincessant taps on the wooden desk.

“Hey, I don’t like this more thanyou do,” the fire and ice hero side-eyed the boy beside him, “I only volunteeredto help you because Yaoyorozu said she was busy. And also because you’reactually failing.” He nudged Kaminari who did a stretch and leaned away fromthe cursed text before Todoroki slammed it down. Teaching was definitely not one of Todoroki’smany talents.

“K, start reading from the secondparagraph.”

Kaminari made a ‘tsk’ with thetip of his tongue. Ugh. More atomic structures. Skimming the passages and the practicequestions on the bottom of the second page made him feel worse than drinking 12shots of vodka before going on a merry-go-around. Why must he suffer throughthis? Not like he needed to know how to make a monounsaturated fatty acid orwhatever while shooting lightning bolts at his enemy anyway.

“So, number 1,” The blondstarted, desperately trying to ignore the diagrams on his left, “is asking forwhat? I don’t get it.”

Expecting an answer, Kaminariwaited, resting his chin on the edge of the table, eyes appearing like smallgaps by now. He rustled his over-gelled hair.

Silence.

“Todoroki, yo, so number 1,what’s it talking about.”

Cue the crickets.

The boy pulled his shoulders backand turned to his tutor, who looked as though he was caught in a trance. Dartinghis golden eyes at the doorway in the direction that Todoroki was facing,Kaminari noticed their Vice President laughing and smiling with some boy fromClass B.

The taller boy standing next toYaoyorozu had a red hairband on and appeared to have just ran a marathon, skinglinting from the sweat. He had a gentle smile beaming across his face, eyesgiving the girl the ‘up-down’ every once in a while. Obviously trying to look‘cool’ by leaving his elbow on the windowsill, he let his back leg cross behindthe other, hand clutching onto a water bottle. Kaminari dug deep into the cavernsof his memory.

Oh yes, now he recalled, it’sAwase. The boy who saved Yaoyorozu from certain death.

Todoroki’s hawking gaze stayedsteady on the two, eyelashes unbatting as Yaoyorozu shifted weight from leg toleg.

Kaminari had an ‘oh shit’ momentfor a second, practically hearing his own gears turning in his head and smirkedslyly. So his tutor was attracted to her, eh?

“Todoroki I swear, if you don’thelp me, Imma have to call Yaoyorozu.”

The mention of her name baitedhim to respond. The fire and ice hero quickly tried to act as if he was neverdistracted in the first place, fingers pointing at random on the page.

Well, that got his attention.

Kaminarihad the urge to text Jirou right away. His girlfriend told him several timesabout her suspicions. Sometimes, she would see Todoroki staring at her bestfriend for no apparent reason and whenever Yaoyorozu helped Aizawa with smalltasks like cleaning the desks, Todoroki would always volunteer along. Who knewhe was falling for their resident Yaomomo this hard?

“Todoroki,”The blond crossed his arms, his gaze emitting all sorts of mischief, “I shouldrepay you for all your hard work, teaching me, you know?”

Histutor didn’t look interested but gave a response, albeit half-assed, “To behonest, it’d be a gift already if you could stop posting weird crap on myFacebook wall. And that goes for snapchat too. Stop sending me snaps of you andJirou kissing ‘cause it seriously annoys me to no end.”

“What,you’re just jealous! And, dude, I thought you said it was fine!”

“No, Ididn’t actually. In fact, I’ve never said anything about it. Until now.”

Kaminaricrossed his arms looking peeved, “Fine. Anyway, back on topic. So how about Iset you up with your crush.”

Todoroki’sbrows scrunched together almost forming a unibrow, the muscles on the rest ofhis face unmoved. All his life, thiswas probably the second time anyone asked him about the topic of romance (otherthan being confessed to), which, to Ashido’s skeptism, was definitelyimpossible because of his ‘pretty boy’ face. Whatever that meant.

“Idon’t have a crush on anyone,” the boy finally spoke, eyes fixed on the book.

Is this a replay of Midoriya before he started dating Uraraka?

Kaminari wanted to laugh.

“Don’tlie, Todoroki! I know you like Yaomomo!” The blond boasted as if he solved theworld’s biggest puzzle and the latter shot him a chilly glare that failed toshut Kaminari’s pride down. Good thing the tables within 15 metres of theirradius were empty. “I might not remember how many bonds carbon can make but I’mnot that clueless!”

“Well,great,” Todoroki was having none of this, “Let’s get back to the importantstuff. Like getting you back on track with your damn grades.”

Itreally isn’t that Todoroki didn’t like her. In fact, he questioned his opinionon her many times, most of the time during class. One of the prettiest girls inthe whole school, at least according to 90% of the people he had met, sat rightnext to him. Every day when he looked out the window, she’s in his view. When ateacher asks a question, she’s the first, if not the second to answer. Not abad answer too, it’s always one verbalized with thorough analysis. How cansomeone be so capable, intelligent, and utterly impressive? That was beyondTodoroki’s breadth of understanding.

So heguessed one could say that he was falling for her. Hard.

“If youdon’t hurry, Yaomomo’s gonna be snatched away, my dude! Do you know how manyguys want her? Maybe that guy over there too,” Kaminari flicked his indexfinger over at the two who were still chatting. Todoroki seriously wanted tothrow a pen at them.

Well, not Yaoyorozu. He’d neverthrow anything at Yaoyorozu.

The blond draped his arm over hisfriend’s shoulder. Carefully, of course, arm hovering in midair before making alanding. Todoroki was still somewhat of an unfamiliar, stoic creature to him.

Thefire and ice hero looked up again at the scene playing horrifyingly outside thedoor.

I can’t play into Kaminari’s trap, Todoroki thought, handsclenched, but watching his seatmate cheerfully hanging around Awase boiled hisinnards and scraped his throat.

The fire and ice hero wasactually starting to be convinced.

Todorokicleared his voice, relaxed into the plastic Ikea chair before considering.Playing out all the possible dreaded outcome that this could come to, the boyfinally let his arms fall onto the steady platform of his lap and lookeddirectly into Kaminari’s eyes, making him shift back a little.

WasTodoroki’s eyes always that…enticing?

If it weren’t for his unfortunateheterosexuality, the electric hero swore he would’ve drowned into the beautythat is Todoroki’s duo-coloured orbs.

“Sowhat’s your suggestion, Kaminari?” Todoroki asked, dragging his friend back toreality, “should I go up there right now and say something?”

“Well,that’s a little bit too straightforward. And sudden.” The spiky-haired boytapped his chin in thought before giving a short pause, happy that his friendwas finally opening up, “Kyouka and I are planning to watch a baseball game thisweekend so we could work with that.”

Kaminarileaned closer and went on.

“I’mthinking, I’ll tell Kyouka to invite Yaomomo, and I’ll say I invited you,‘cause Kyouka’s dad has connections with the stadium owner so we can get freetickets, and then we can let you guys have alone time. You know where I’m goingwith this?”

Todorokididn’t know where he was going with this.

Kaminari gave a sigh at theperplexed look on his friend’s face, “Like a double date kinda thing,” theblond continued, “but of course, without Yaomomo knowing.”

Alightbulb bursted into life in Todoroki’s head and his eyes widened for amillisecond, but his face stayed impassive.

“Ah, I see.”

What exactly was he ‘seeing’?

“Holyshit, I swear to all that is holy, I need you to friggin’ give me a smile orsomething ‘cause I have no idea what you’re thinking man! Yes or no?!”

Todorokiwasn’t used to this assertive side of Kaminari and quickly gave a brief nodbefore replying .

“Yeah, sounds good?”

A moment too late and theelectric hero would have shaken it out of him.

“That’swhat I like to hear!” Kaminari exclaimed and pounded the table with his fist,earning him a harsh glare from the librarian. He covered his mouth and mumbledan apology to her before whispering to Todoroki, “I’ll text you tonight aboutthe details. Date and time and what not.”

The boynodded again.

Mental note: Teach Todoroki other gestures other than nodding.

Though it may not seem like it,Kaminari was actually very glad, somehow feeling as though he was able to tearapart the transparent armor that Todoroki always wore around. The two hardlyspoke to each other in class and never would there be an opportunity for themto truly bond, so this could be a start of something interesting?

“Thanks,”Todoroki said, noticing the grin growing on his friend’s silly face, “Now getback to studying before I leave for dinner.” He picked his head up, taking noteof Yaoyorozu’s missing figure and continued, “And make sure what we discussedhere is between you, me and Jirou.”

“5bucks and you can buy my silence.”

Todorokishot him a ‘are you fucking with me’ glare and the boy placed his hands up indefence.

“I’mkidding! ‘Course I’ll keep it a secret!” Kaminari gave him a thumbs up,pinching his fingers together to heave an invisible zipper along his lipsbefore drowning himself in the textbook.

Seeingas his friend was again, back to doing his work, Todoroki rested his head inhis palm, mind wandering off, unsure whether or not he should feel hopeful.

~~~

Afterexplaining the situation and hacking out the plan with Jirou, whose scream ofjoy staggered throughout the hour-long conversation, Kaminari finally felt likeOperation ‘Todomomo’ was going somewhere.

“Are weseriously calling this Operation Todomomo?” Jirou didn’t sound very pleased, “Istill think Operation Momoroki sounds better.”

Kaminarichortled, “Well whatever it’s called, it’s gonna be successful.”

“Yeah,I’ll make sure my dad gets us four tickets, and of course, they’re going to be sittingtogether. And… guess what.”

“Don’ttell me you’re pregnant.”

“DENKI,STOP FUCKING AROUND!!! I’M TALKING ABOUT TODOROKI AND YAOMOMO.”

Jirouheard a snicker from the other side of the phone. He is so getting it when shelays his hands on him tomorrow.

“I’m gonna tell my dad to tellthe guys to put the kiss cam on them!”

“OH MYGOD THAT’S PERFECT. Should I let Todoroki know?”

“No wayin hell! It’s gonna be a huge surprise!”

SometimesKaminari felt like Jirou could be Satan’s spawn (and it makes sense too becauseher dad was pretty devilish at times) but that was why he loved her.

“Okay,I’m putting you on speaker so I can text Yaomomo,” Jirou said, voice raising inpitch, “Make sure you don’t start singing like last time ‘cause you totallyfreaked my parents out.”

“Ahhyeah, good ol’ times,” the blond man chuckled and followed suit, “I’m gonna dothe same for Todoroki. But you can sing if you want, ‘cause I like your voice.”

A blushcreeped on Jirou’s cheeks, phone almost slipping out of her grasp, “Ugh, Denki!!!My dad can hear you!”

Todorokicreaked open the door to his bedroom, feet heavily shuffling his body towardshis haven. He laid face first,smothering into his pillow, wallowing in its cottony softness.

He was beyond exhausted. TutoringKaminari felt like climbing Mount Everest with All Might on his back whileBakugou’s screaming bloody murder in his ears. How does Yaoyorozu do this onthe daily?

Finally, he was able to take abreak from the day’s tasks, every muscle feeling as though it went on a deepsleep. From Sero’s crazy antics to Hagakure’s constant squealing, all the noiseformed a subconscious pressure on him. Like a stress bubble ready to pop.

It was a bonus that only hissister was at home too, leaving the house serene and Endeavor-free.

But inretrospect, he did feel plagued.

Admitting his admiration for a certainraven-haired girl felt like ten pounds off his shoulders, but at the same time,he wasn’t ready for the potential rumour mill. Todoroki wasn’t worried abouthimself actually; he was more concerned how it’d affect Yaoyorozu emotionallyif people were to constantly question her like mosquitoes around a honeycomb.

Hegrunted into his pillow, playing mental tetris with his thoughts, but suddenlyfelt a light vibration.

It wasKaminari’s text.

Kaminari Denki

Yo, so u free onSunday right?

We gon meet outside Kiyomizu stadium at 1315

8:47pm

Then we gon take awalk at the park after.

U know wat u shud do then.

8:48pm

No I dont

8:48pm

Confess!!!!!!!!

8:48pm

That’s a lot of exclamationmarks. Ok. Maybe.

8:48pm

Todoroki flipped over on his back, arms still extended andstared at the screen, hoping magically that Sunday was already over.

This whole thing could either end up like a trainwreck or heand Yaoyorozu would actually….

Actually what?

The boy tossed the phone to the sides of his feet, hittinghis ankles in the process.

If, let’s say, he does confess, and she says yes, then dothey date? Like Kaminari and Jirou? And Midoriya and Uraraka? Or Ojiro andHagakure?

He gulped.

Todoroki Shouto had no idea what dating even was.

Sure, he was confessed to a few times. Heck who was hekidding, he was confessed to exactly fifteen times in his short 17 years oflife (Fuyumi kept count), and every time he would brush the other party offlike the dust on his desk lamp, perhaps a little too harshly, leaving themchoking in tears and snot.

Now, it was his turn on the other side of the fence.

That came to be beneficial now though, since he had enoughexperience to understand how a confession was supposed to work. Chocolates,cards, handmade crafts. You name it. Todoroki had received it all.

The boy covered his eyes and forehead with the palm of hishand for a brief two minutes before releasing yet another loud grunt. He hearda succession of light knocks on his door then.

“Shouto, is everything all right?”

“Ah, yeah sis.”

“You don’t sound like it! Can you open the door? We couldtalk about it if it’ll make you feel better.”

Todoroki pursed his lips together, slightly glad that hissister was so doting but at the same time frustrated at the extra company.

Ever since Fuyumi hit the age of 16, she started gettingmore and more protective of him, always mumbling how she wasn’t a good oldersister, and how she should’ve shielded him from their dad. Becoming a primaryschool teacher was also a way for her to cope, and truly get past her demons.

Todoroki swung his legs over to one side and stepped ontothe tatami mat, creaky noises left in its wake.

He opened the door, “Sure, maybe you can help.”

Fuyumi was almost jumping in joy, content that her littlebrother was letting her into his life. Todoroki scratched his head, internallygroaning again, before he spoke.

“So, I’m going to a baseball game on Sunday.”

Fuyumi listened intently.

“And actually, this girl is coming along and I want her tobe…my friend?”

Todoroki could feel his lips turning dry and puckering; hejust couldn’t get himself to say thatword.

“I see, so you two are not friends already,” Fuyumi left hiseyes in thought, “So you’re concerned about how to get her to be your friend?Who is this girl if I may ask?”

The boy seriously wanted to hit himself by now, “Okay,actually, it’s Yaoyorozu, and-“

“Wait, she’s your classmate isn’t she? She’s the other recommendedstudent. Don’t you two always walk home from school?”

Todoroki and her sister exchanged glances; his, entirelyblank but telling, while hers went from concerned to astonishment. Fuyumi’smouth rounded into a small ‘o’ when the realization finally dawned on herbefore she sucked a breath in, straightening her back completely. She lookedalmost too ecstatic for Todoroki’s liking.

“Oh my goodness, my little brother has a crush! Oh my-“ Shecovered her mouth, face scrunching up in pure joy, “Shouto, you want her to beyour girlfriend!”

Todoroki held his hand by the door, wanting to slide it to aclose to bury in cruel embarrassment. He actually had goosebumps from this, butstill managed to look indifferent in front of his sister, who was gasping andshaking her arms above her like this was the biggest news of the century for asolid minute.

“Oh, Shouto, I’m so happy for you! You shouldn’t be worried,I have faith in my little brother’s charms. Remember, uhh, those fifteen timesyou got confessed to? I swear, if Ms.Yaoyorozu doesn’t like you, she is missingout. Oh my gosh, Sh-“

“Sister, you need to calm down.”

Fuyumi was still smiling, but did as told and watched asTodoroki lowered his head, taking his thumb and index fingers to his temple andrubbing it in circular motions.

“I’m just thinking, maybe I’ve made a mistake with all this.I’m supposed to be a hero, at least working towards being one. I can’t sparetime for this. It’s not helping me, it’s useless and childish. I should befocused on school and my career.”

The woman dropped her arms to the side, lips twitchingalmost as if she wanted to smile, but wasn’t sure if she should. Her hand foundits way to his shoulder and she gave him a light squeeze, motioning forTodoroki to come closer.

“You know what Shouto, I think you’re too hard on yourself.You’re still a teenager. You’re allowed to have fun, even if….even if daddoesn’t agree. That’s what I would want for you. To make meaningfulrelationships. And I think that’s what mom would want too.”

Her voice was so gentle, always lulling Todoroki to a quietmindfulness. The boy read her hard expression and his lips tugged into a raresmile.

“Thanks, sister,” he said, “I’m glad you’re always there forme.”

Fuyumi released her hand, “I wasn’t always, but I will befrom now on.”

When his sister left, footsteps light across the halls,Todoroki slumped back onto his bed. He felt an urge to message Yaoyorozu beforehe let himself drift off to a deep slumber which begs the question: should he?This felt completely new to him, a territory unchartered and unexplored.

Taking his phone, he gulped and scrolled to her name on hisFacebook messenger app, tingling from anticipation but also feeling as thoughhis heart would jump out of his ribcage.

Yaoyorozu Momo

are you going onSunday

9:10pm

Todoroki sat there, waiting for a few minutes. No response.

Well it did say shewas on 30 minutes ago, he thought, but his attention was still on thedevice.

He almost shot up like a corpse rising from the dead when hefelt the vibration of hope awhile later.

Yaoyorozu Momo

Yes I am! Jir justasked me

9:16pm

He saw the small words at the bottom say ‘typing…’ but it flickered to a stop. So he replied:

Ok good me too bye

9:18pm

Grasping how awkward his response was considering all rulesof normal social cues, he quickly added:

Goodnight

9:18pm

A smiley face emoji popped on the left side of the screenand Todoroki smiled along with it as Yaoyorozu typed after:

See you, I lookforward to it!

9:19pm

The boy’s hands were sweating; whoever invented instantmessaging was a genius and deserved his many thanks.

Laying his hands down, a small victory envisioned in hismind and soon, his eyelids fluttered to a close without warning.

T minus 1 day.

Kaminari got there early that afternoon, exactly at 12:55pm,Todoroki saw on his watch, and wondered why both the boys ended at the stadiumearly.

“Yo!” The blond waved, his hair looking extra pointy andflashy, “You’re here early too!”

Todoroki grimaced, shutting down ‘plants versuszombies’ on his phone and shoved it intohis pocket. He didn’t want to be early either but he left home planning to walkYaoyorozu to the stadium. When he got to her house, her maid told him that shewent to offer the Mayor some help with the newest revamp of the City hall earlyin the morning. Todoroki caught a few mumbled words after about how‘Ms.Yaoyorozu has a driver so don’t worry’, but he felt so utterly bummed, he hadalready left without listening to the rest.

Her willingness to help people was great, but at the moment,it felt like someone just rained on his parade.

“Kyouka said she’s getting lunch with her parents before soshe told me to come here by myself,” Kaminari went on. Todoroki squinted athim, was it him or did Kaminari look extra bright today? Must be the endorphinswracking his brain.

“Come bro,” The electric hero said in an uplifting tone,dragging Todoroki’s sleeve like some 3 year-old, “I wanna get something forKyouka.”

Todoroki frowned, knowing that his friend wouldn’t notice, andreplied, “why do I have to come with.”

“Because it’s better than you standing there all byyourself?”

“Mm.”

Turning the corner and straight towards the hot dog stand, asmall, hidden florist had their doors opened, ready for business. On the waythere, Todoroki casually questioned whether it was common for him to give giftsand small items of affection to his girlfriend in which Kaminari nodded withouta second thought.

“I like Kyouka so I want her to be happy,” the boy wasbeaming, “You know that feeling when the person you love smiles and you just,totally melt into a puddle? That’s how I feel when I see Kyouka smile. She’slike the light at the end of my tunnel.”

Todoroki was actually impressed with his friend’s way withwords; language had always been Todoroki’s weakest point, but Kaminari hadexplained the storm simmering deep within him whenever he peeked over to ajoyful Yaoyorozu in syllabic perfection.

Yes. A cheery Yaoyorozu, or that look she gets when she getsperfect on a test (which was often), was truly a blessing to the eyes.

As they stepped foot into the air-conditioned store, Kaminariturned on his phone and proceeded to type something on it, tongue stickingslightly out of his mouth like he was concocting a scrumptious brew. Todorokigloved his hands into his front pockets again (his signature, ‘I don’t give acrap’ pose) and gave the inside of the store a quick scan. By the looks of it,the store was probably new and looked very well maintained, assortment ofbouquets and plants adorning every crack and cranny of the facility.

“Excuse me,” Kaminari waved an employee over, “I’m lookingfor this specific one.”

The girl, wearing a green apron that had the words ‘YamanakaFlowers’ on it, scurried over, bleached blonde hair tied up into a highponytail. She didn’t even need to probe the picture on Kaminari’s phone formore than second before she knew what he wanted, going over to a fridge behindthe cashier stand like she had the entire inventory memorized.

“Sir, great choice! We only have eleven of these left!”

The flowers that the girl took out and was holding ontodelicately were the most beautiful navy roses that Todoroki had ever seen. Thetips and edges had a bit of a powder blue tinge to them, granting them a sortof breathtaking magic that the boy couldn’t get his eyes off of.

Kaminari’s eyes pointed heavenward, thinking.

“Okay, I’ll take nine,” The electric hero took out hiswallet, “Make sure you wrap it nicely, miss!”

The employee gave a reassuring smile.

“Why nine?” Todoroki asked, curiosity on the tip of histongue. Nine was such an odd number.

Kaminari strolled closer to the cashier, the boy behind himwalking in tandem.

“Nine roses means ‘eternal love’!”

The pride in Kaminari’s voice had never been so obvious;when it came to dating and that sort, Kaminari was not that giving of a person.It was one of his stronger points within the scope of socializing and Todorokihad much to gain from him.

Todoroki crossed his arms as he watched the girl do the lastbit of taping, handing two different ribbons for Kaminari to choose. The boychose the white silky looking one and Todoroki was actually quite fascinated bythe skill of the florist as the final piece came together with cellophane andtissue paper all around.

“Could you not get these anywhere else?” Todoroki asked, andthe girl’s eyebrows rose up, head tilting.

“No, you can’t! Our florist has a special technique whencultivating these. Our store is famous because of it!”

The way she answered sounded like it came straight out ofthe employee handbook.

The fire and ice hero watched her eyes sparkle as if to say‘buy from us!’ and he surrendered, fishing his wallet out after Kaminari paidhis. His friend smirked, chest puffed out.

“Ahh, now you’re learning!”

Kaminari gave his friend a big pat on the back, mood stillelevated as it was fifteen minutes ago.

Todoroki shuffled over, peering through the glass behind thegirl and immediately pointed at the ones on the left, though there were onlytwo left standing in the pristine vase.

“I’ll take them both,” he handed her a five thousand yenbill, “I want them wrapped as well. Thanks. And keep the change.”

The last part gave the girl the extra motivation; after all,a two thousand yen tip would have taken her a few clients to accumulate, and sowithin a minute, her careful touch and precise craftsmanship made the smallerbouquet look just as grand as Kaminari’s.

Great, now they get to be two idiots holding flowers in astadium.

Kaminari stifled a giggle at the image in front of him,following Todoroki with a carefree strut, and with a lowered voice, he said,“Todoroki, did you know that two roses mean ‘Will you marry me’?”

The fire and ice hero instinctively gave the floralarrangement an anxious squeeze.

“What?” He gawked at the floral arrangement. His was like acoral counterpart of Kaminari’s. “Am I going to give her the wrong idea?”

Kaminari waved his hand in encouragement, “Don’t worry, I’msure Yaomomo won’t see it like that.”

Jirou, wearing fishnet stockings, a denim skirt and a greyhoodie, tapped annoyingly with the front of her Nikes. People were alwaysshocked when they find out that she was a UA student, in Class A nonetheless,because of her edgy, rock style appearance. Her best friend, though, was thecomplete opposite of her.

Yaoyorozu stood between Jirou and the popcorn stand, handsintertwined at her rear, wearing skinny jeans and a tank top which accentuatedher already more-than-perfect body. She was the epitome of grace, beauty andintelligence. If UA needed a model or a representative, Yaoyorozu wouldprobably be chosen first.

Jirou twisted her earphones playfully with a slim finger,“Where are the guys? They should be here by now. Denki said they got hereearly.”

“Patience, Jirou, I’m sure they just went to the washroom orsomething.”

Bright yellow hair, sticking out like a sore thumb, caughtthe earjack heroine’s attention like ice against skin on a summer day.

“AH, there they-EEHH?”

Kaminari strolled over, apple-cheeked. Even the grin on hisface was wider than usual. As if his flushed complexion was contagious, Jiroubecame red all over, shakily extending her arms to receive the bundle of blueroses that was no longer being hugged by him, the irritation that was etched onher face completely dissolved.

Perhaps the meaning of young love should be Kaminari andJirou.

“Denki, you big goof,” Jirou was so flustered, she couldn’teven look at him, grabbing onto theroses like her life depended on it. She kept pressing her lips together, hidingherself from her boyfriend’s view.

“You showed me them over instagram last time,” Kaminaripressed a hand against his neck, fully facing her and his girlfriend playfullypunched him on the arm.

Even though Jirou was usually acting like a tomboy, Kaminarifound these simple displays of shyness super cute.

“Wow, how unexpectedly thoughtful of Kaminari-san!”Yaoyorozu complimented, hands making lifted fists against her cheeks, eyesbright. She donned a similar expression as when asked to be a tutor.

From the corner of Yaoyorozu’s vision she saw a very awkwardTodoroki (even more awkward than usual, Jirou must say) step forward, his handsclearly behind his back.

“Hey,” his voice came out less bland but Jirou knew forcertain he was trying not to be deadpan.

Yaoyorozu glanced over.

“Yo, Todoroki, are you hiding something?” Jirou cocked an eyebrow.

The boy suddenly felt very self-conscious, especially whenJirou was observing him with eyes like a hawk. He opened his mouth to speak,but closed it again, swallowing his pride along with it.

Yaoyorozu gave a wave, “Todoroki-san-“

She didn’t even get to finish as the boy released hisrestrained arms to the front and shoved the gift into her face, as if he wantedto wipe her nose in it.

“Red roses, I thought, since Kaminari got one for Jirou.It’d look very bad if you didn’t have some too.”

Jirou gasped, and her boyfriend winked at her.

Yaoyorozu would be lying if she said she wasn’t petrified.Her black bangs were wiggled in between the two roses and with a soft reel ofher fingers, she moved her hair away, understanding completely why YamanakaFloristry was so well-known.

“They are…beautiful. Thank you,” Her gaze dug deep into hisafter lingering too long at the flowers in his hand, as if challenging him tonot look away. Her plush lips tugged into a mesmerizing smile making his mouthtaste like the velvet sweetness of white chocolate.

And so Todoroki was wonderstruck.

He took a deep breath to keep himself present, “Well, I’mglad you like it.”

He let go, and sheheld it tight.

Yaoyorozu mumbled a ‘thanks’ under her breath again, hopinghe wouldn’t hear. Todoroki glanced back over his shoulders as the four headedinside.

Her pink cheeks made his heart race.

Jirou made sure she gave everyone the right seat numberswhen they entered. The air smelled of delicious franks and popcorn. Thesoda-sipping crowd was bustling with excitement, though most were clearlyShiratori’s fans.

“I actually kinda wish that the kiss cam would be on us,”Kaminari cupped his hands around his mouth as he murmured into Jirou’s ear andshe leaned closer, turning to send him a message of her own.

“I think the flowers earned you more than that.”

Hearing that, her boyfriend coughed in a frenzy, steamcoming out of his ears and his girlfriend laughed at his reaction, noticing hishand covering his face in embarrassment.

“Two can play in this game, Denki,” Jirou stuck a tongue outat him.

Leaning forward to her left, she relished at theinteractions that Todoroki and Yaoyorozu were exchanging. The former wasrelaxed, already ensconced into the chair, while the latter poised with handsheld together in the centre of her lap. Yaoyorozu was demonstrating the depthof her etiquette; even when she drank from her bottle, her pinky would raisehigh like a lady in an afternoon tea party.

“Todoroki-san,” the black haired girl started, her beveragenow lowered, “Can I ask you a question?”

The boy shifted his gaze at her and nodded, “Sure.”

“Is this your first time…” Yaoyorozu kept twiddling herthumbs, feeling the bouquet underneath, tickling her ankles, “Your first timebuying flowers? For a girl, I…mean…”

Todoroki shook his head, “I buy it all the time.”

The girl’s eyes became rounded with surprise. So she wasn’tthe first time?

“I buy them for my mother, all the time,” he clarified,expression unreadable and the girl felt the adrenaline pulsing through herveins plummet. Yaoyorozu placed a hand against her chest as if to reassure herpounding heart that it was alright to slow down.

“That’s a relief,” she answered and he looked at her oddly.

“What did you say?”

“Oh! Nothing!” Yaoyorozu gave a chuckle, mentally chidingherself. She was an idiot.

It was safe to say that her phone call two nights ago withJirou was plenty Todoroki-centric. Yaoyorozu never once suspected that her bestfriend would ask her to join her as a fifth wheel; it only made sense that theyasked Todoroki too, in case it got uncomfortable.

But, it was Todoroki,and she was ambivalent in her feelings for him. The only person at her age thatshe had even considered admiring and perhaps it was juvenile of her to thinkso, but he was the most charming guy she had ever met.

And she had met a lotof guys; half of them being suitors from her absurdly flamboyant familyparties.

Todoroki cleared his throat and flipped over the collar ofhis blue overpiece, liking where this conversation was going, and she promptlysnapped out of her reverie.

“And yourself? Is this your first time receiving flowers?”

Yaoyorozu looked sheepish, eyes wandering around, searchingfor the best words to put together, “Well, no. But that doesn’t devalue whatyou gave me, Todoroki-san.”

The boy grinned, satisfied, “Of course. You’re right.”

With a blare of the speakers, the announcer commenced thegame. The Karasu and Shiratori team were already in positions; given the hypethat the ‘wonder duo’ in Karasu was causing in the community lately, the fourUA students had no doubt that they would put up a superb fight against theundefeated champions, Shiratori.

Kaminari wrapped his arm around Jirou, taking in the thrillof the atmosphere, and then the first inning started.

“AWW, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?” Jirou slapped her thigh in amixture of anger and disappointment as batter 5 was escorted onto the bench,standing up in the process.

Kaminari pulled her down gently, “Kyouka, I think he hurthis finger. But it’ll be fine, they’ve got someone replacing him.”

The girl huffed, “Fine, but if Karasu loses, you’re gettingme ice cream.”

“Okay-“

“Ladies and Gentleman, we will have a short intermission.”

Jirou and Kaminari’s eyes directed at each other nervouslyat the booming announcement, knowing well what was happening next. Jirou couldonly cross her fingers, silently praying that her dad did not screw up.

“So it’s kiss cam time!”

Todoroki and Yaoyorozu looked amused, staring intently atthe large screens hovering over the stadium, clearly clueless on what was aboutto happen.

“AND ITS….THIS COUPLE!”

The image above them gave the four a heart attack. Jirou wasborderline dying on the edge of her seat.

On the giant TV were a stupefied Kaminari and a stunnedTodoroki who seemed to be considering the option of jumping off a cliff.

“SEATS 42 B AND C!”

Jirou cursed under her breath. It was supposed to be C and D,not B and C!

The surrounding people and the rest of the crowd, as Jirouexamined, was appalled. Some of those behind them started to whisper amongstthemselves.

“Aren’t they UA kids?”

“Yeah, hey that’s Endeavor’s son! Can they hurry up,everyone’s waiting.”

“Dude, I remember they were super cool in the sportsfestival! Oh my god and they’re dating?!”

Yaoyorozu began nudging Todoroki, lips curving shamelesslyat the hearsays above her.

“Hurry, Todoroki-san! Everyone’s staring!”

Kaminari slapped himself on the face, “No! What, we…wearen’t a couple! They’ve mistaken!”

“Just do it, Denki,” Jirou muttered through gritted teeth,elbow gouging into his side, “My dad got us these tickets AND they know we’refrom UA!”

Todoroki’s chest rose and fell bit by bit, and flipped overto get Kaminari’s attention. The two began to feel the pressure from thestadium and so without prior warning, the electric hero wrapped his fingersaround Todoroki’s head, white and red filling the gaps, and pushed his lipsonto his.

Would it be ridiculousto say that Kaminari smelled like citrusy goodness?

The fire and ice hero snapped out of it and literally frozehis fake lover’s left palm at the contact, while Jirou and Yaoyorozu envelopedtheir faces in their arms, bowled over, flabbergasted that the guys actuallydid it.

Peer pressure was a force to be reckoned with.

“Ow, fuck!” Kaminari said, scrutinizing Todoroki’shandiwork, “yo, hurry and melt it or Imma get frostbite!”

Todoroki wanted to object, looking menacing and chafed fromthe unneeded streams of cheering. He slammed his left hand against Kaminari’s,breath unsteady, internally wishing that he could hold his anger in before hisfriend doubles over his unfurled knee.

The two boys again gave the screens a quick glance.

In the name of the devil,why the hell are we still being broadcasted?

The announcer could not come in at a worst time, “Aww, sosweet, now they’re holding hands!”

Todoroki swore he could see tears in Jirou’s eyes; both thegirls still giggling non-stop.

“If…If I keep laughing, I’m going to get abs,” words managedto escape Jirou’s mouth between heaves of air and spit, “Ah…that was …toofunny!”

Yaoyorozu didn’t look any different, trying to uphold herlady-like demeanor but rapidly failing.

“We never speak of this again, you hear me?” Todoroki shovedKaminari’s now melted hand back as if touching him for another second morewould give him disease. Todoroki had dark clouds looming over him. The lattermade a disgruntled face, nodding hastily to signify his conspicuous compliance.

The rest of the game was a hodgepodge of mortifying emotionsfor the two boys, but the girls had their fun.

This was easily the craziest Sunday that Todoroki ever hadto endure. Now that they were at the park, as suggested by Jirou and Kaminaribecause apparently the hot dog stand here was ‘amazeballs’, he felt likefinally it would come to an end.

Which really is unfair to say because the girl walkingbeside him was euphoric, seeming to have made the most out of the day comparedto everyone else.

Suddenly, someone’s dainty fingers tapped on Kaminari’sshoulder.

“Hey everyone!” It was Uraraka, bubbly like always, armlaced with Midoriya’s as expected. The green haired boy waved after sheepishlychecking his phone.

“Sorry, we’re late, but thanks for the invite Kaminari!”

Todoroki cocked an eyebrow.

What was Kaminariplanning now?

The electric hero acted as though he was expecting them,though the anxious sweat dripping down his forehead betrayed him.

As Uraraka and Midoriya began to chat away with Yaoyorozuand Jirou, the fire and ice hero almost hauled Kaminari over in haste.

“Why is Midoriya and Uraraka here too?”

Kaminari gulped, “uhh…I might’ve told them to come…to giveyou moral support…”

Was Kaminari asking for death?

“I thought I told you keep it between you, me, and Jirou?!”

Todoroki swivelled on his heel to look behind him. He would notbe surprised if Hagakure and Ojiro jumped out of nowhere by now.

This was the first time Kaminari had heard Todoroki, whowithout a doubt was exasperated to the point where even being his usualbrooding self was not helping, raise his voice.

Kaminari clasped his hands together at his forehead as if tobeg for forgiveness, “Sorry, Todoroki! Slip of the tongue, and I figured you’regood friends with Midoriya anyway, so just see it as extra company, okay?”

There was no point in arguing anyway, and Todoroki did haveto be grateful for the ‘opportunities’ that Kaminari and Jirou carefullystrategized for him, so he let out a sigh, shoulders pulling down, relaxed.

Fine, he’ll let this go.

“Hey, you two! Come back!” Uraraka was directing them backto the circle now,“let’s go around the park!”

Yaoyorozu, Jirou, and Uraraka were gleefully singing toDisney songs in front of them, hands interlocked like the three best friendsthey were as the group meandered through the stone-covered path.

Todoroki watched as Yaoyorozu batted her thick eyelashes,streetlights rendering her like a Greek Goddess, hair blowing enchantingly inthe slight breeze. She was like a prized gem, and he for once was quiteapprehensive to find out how this walk in the park will end.

“We are going over there to check out the lily pond,” Jirousaid, fingers making an imaginary loop around her boyfriend, Uraraka andMidoriya, obviously creating space for the other two, and began dragging herboyfriend along. Yaoyorozu stifled a giggle, waving to send them off to theirown devices.

“Todoroki-san, I’m sorry for today,” the class VicePresident slumped down onto the nearby bench, and gestured for him to followsuit, “I’m sure Jirou planned this so she could …you know…set us up.”

Todoroki was actually taken aback by how direct she was, andcontinued to listen intently. She started gently chewing on her bottom lip,something she often did, and pressed on.

“I’m not stupid, I’ve thought it through and I’m certainthat Jirou wanted to put the Kiss Cam on us,” she noticed how engrossed he wasin the conversation, heart hammering incessantly in her ears, “But it ended upbeing you and Kaminari-san.”

Todoroki didn’t want to be reminded of that dauntingexperience and chose to wipe it out of his memory permanently.

Maybe he should tell her the truth now. After all, therewere only minutes left until they all had to head home. He considered her everymove, feet pressed harder together, and little by little, he took her hand inhis.

Yaoyorozu stiffened at the touch, but did not make a sound.

Todoroki wasn’t sure how to start, unable to even make amonosyllabic response, before taking note of her assuming gaze, so full ofalacrity.

It was then he got to see her clearly. Having her touch wasfreeing. Looking at her was like staring into a kaleidoscope, all the coloursas lively as the first breath of life.

Wasn’t he usually very straightforward and confident? Whatwas happening to him now?

“Actually,” He began to make tiny circles on her knuckles ina semi-playful manner while giving her his interrupted attention, “I was theone who wanted this. The double date thing.”

“Wh-what?!” Yaoyorozu screamed out loud, instinctively pullingher hand free and covering her mouth, incredulously abashed at her reaction, “Whatdoes that-”

“It means that I like you.”

The words were strung with passion, so highly charged thathe surprised himself. But he was serious.

“Do you like me, Yaoyorozu.”

The girl, so painstakingly bewildered, closed her eyes,wanting to hide herself from reality.

“Am I dreaming, Todoroki-san?”

The boy bore a confused expression, eyebrows knittedtogether.

“No, you’re fully awake,” he answered humourlessly and hercheeks puffed up, lips gradually lifting into a grin.

She finally opened her glassy eyes, “Yes, Todoroki-san, I…Ido!”

Her smile really was a godsend.

Todoroki reciprocated the gesture and found himselfinstinctively angling his body towards her, earning him a slight push againsthis hard chest.

“To-Todoroki-san, what are you doing so close?!”

“Well, I need to be if I’m going to kiss you.”

Yaoyorozu was fuming, bashful thoughts inhibiting her,clearly unready for his sudden proclamation, “Please… don’t. I need time to getready!”

He was too outspoken, guilelessly saying what he was in hismind like it was the simplest form of communication. Yaoyorozu needed to getused to it and fast.

Todoroki nodded and mused, learning from Kaminari that teasingwas actually kind of fun.

“Next time then.”

“Deku-kun! I want to go into the pond and get a lily!”

“Ah, Ochako, don’t!”

Kaminari sauntered over to his girlfriend, who was sittingunder a tree with a sketchbook and a pencil in hand, the arboreal awning creatinga dimmer ambience that Kaminari was actually fond of. Jirou began leaving lightstreaks of skilful lines on the barren page, showing how well-versed she was inthe discipline of the arts.

“What are you drawing?”

“Midoriya and Uraraka, of course.”

Kaminari leaned closer, subsequently bequeathing a line ofsmall kisses along Jirou’s jawline and felt the heat rising up her face againstthe edges of his lips.

“Hey, Denki,” she said, putting her equipment down onto thesoft grass, “you think Todoroki and Yaomomo are doing fine right now?”

Kaminari frowned, “Can we just have some alone time, withoutneeding to care about the others for once?”

“Fine, you’re right,” Jirou answered and laid her head ontohis shoulder before suddenly bursting into a stream of laughter.

“What is it?”

“Well, Denki, make sure you wash your mouth when you gethome. You better not kiss me before that, or else it’d be like…..indirectlykissing Todoroki.”

Kaminari snorted, voice cracking, giving his girlfriend alight poke on her forehead, “Stop talking about it or I’ll have to go againstyour wishes!”

The girl keeled over as her boyfriend pushed her under himinto a tickle fight.

Whatever they weredoing right now, Jirou thought, OperationTodomomo to her was an indisputable success.

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