abby pls dont drain the ocean i need it to survive
its my emotional support
Hmmmmm I suppose I won't
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Dark: uhh... where the f**k is Light?
T.U.R.F: vital signs show he is knocked out.
Dark: is he going to die?
T.U.R.F: not probable. Though possible.
Dark: great. Now I have to hunt the son of a b***h and kill whoever downed him
T.U.R.F: Examining the vital signs one last time shows he was most likely drugged.
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Dark: what?!
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why would you fight wizards. marry them
You think that wasn't the first the first thing I tried? Do you see my burnt tush?
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regeri is so pretty.... does he ever do anything w his hair?
"Thanks doll."
"But uhhh... Not really. Sometimes I pull it back if I'm carrying a buncha shit, or working on something small and delicate, but I like it how it is."
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One of my favorite things about Crosshair is that while he is a silent caretaker and a protector he is first and foremost a hater. He is ALWAYS willing to provoke people that even mildly activate his guard dog senses and he is also the first one to call his people on their bullshit. Almost every gif we have of him really truly smiling he is actively antagonizing someone, making fun of his family, or chuckling because his family got his ass back and I think thats beautiful. More hater - protector dichotomies need to be portrayed in media.
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my dad just compared me to seven of nine
is that compliment?
yeah she's cool
she's kinda. strict. in a kind of "she 'grew up' with a lot of rules and thinks everyone else needs to follow those rules" way
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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