#he built this machine

[scatterbrainedbot]

cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!

me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!

(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)

#my art #cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #future leo #future donnie #this is super rough and sketchy cos dude i RAN after reading that update #spectacular donbot design of course #but also #bro this circular timetravel shit has got me Feeling Emotions #like #leo stood in that room and wept and BEGGED for some echo of his brother #some proof that even in death #he wouldnt leave them alone #that he was as unwilling to fade from them as they were to let him go #the man had failsafes for failsafes on top of failsafes #plans ontop of plans; surely hed planned something for this? #and heres the thing #donnie did #he built this machine #to house his spirit and allow him to be with his family #but when leo asked for it #the room was already empty #idk its really hard to articulate #you can fix the past but the past still happened #you relieved the grief but you still had to go through it #schrodiners cat but sadder #he is dead and alive all at once but always gone from you #donnie will never be there (with you then) because he has always been here (with you now) #IDK BRO TIME TRAVEL MAKES FOR FUN CIRCULAR LOOPS

[transfemzedaph]

im lore-ifiying this so hard.

#original post tag #look. look. he built a cloning machine in s7. he has been cloned before. he. uagah #video tag

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

#this is one from the vaults I started a few months ago and finally finished. it’s always the furniture details that put things on hold lmao #the former co consuls are fightinggggg (?) #rome is built on top of other people. this is about both the imperialism-slavery machine and the way that all these guys would #politically devour their own generation to sit on a throne. etc. anyway. octavian specifically sits on a throne of other people’s #accomplishments. that’s a specific kind of debt to carry around your neck. or theft depending on who is doing what #this was theft. anything involving Agrippa was a gift so there’s an obligation to succeed which is it’s own kind of currency so to speak #sugghrhfh. every crassus always has to be like this. in my heart i always root for whoever decides to go up against rome #and then i'm stuck with the guy who should've got a spolia opima like. congrats on your win. i guess. i think. RIP. #ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. while im talking about this crassus. domina fucking sucks. what an absolute clusterfuck of a show #anyway. if anyone ever does augustan age politics again. octavia would be a great character if you want to invent shit #but also more importantly octavian should seduce crassus for this. thank you. #octavian #marcus licinius crassus.....christ how do i write down that he's the grandson of my crassus. i'll figure it out later #roman empire tag #drawing tag

[barksbog]

can we talk about his whiskers

#absolute snorf machine #i love how he points them forward to bump my hand #built like a rodent ngl

[ludcake]

biggest jaehaerys flop moment as king (rather than husband and father) is when his wife, THE QUEEN, went to the citadel (his wife who is notable for being the proponent and biggest driving force of some of the main reforms of her time) and she said "hey why don't the girls get to go to the citadel" and immediately got laughed off the stage by the weird wizards and didn't get back up by anyone

(same citadel that her son attended btw)

#asoiaf #.txt #valyrianscrolls #fire and blood #jaehaerys targaryen #alysanne targaryen #genuinely like #he wasnt even good at minecraft #“nooooo but he built the roads” #mfer the construction workers built the roads #and the roads are still shitty #jaehaerys was a bad husband #a bad father #and a bad king #elevated only by a tremendous propaganda machine #competent people surrounding him #and the flop level of everyone before and after him

[realpersonfacts]

james flint || ship to wreck

#black sails #my contribution to the bsfatmcu (black sails florence and the machine cinematic universe) as it were #EYE do not think he built this ship to wreck. not all of the time. <3 #but silver does :( #my vid

[coolhorse]

#tf2 #mlp #gray mann #i think its quite funny #lore in tags: ok so i dont know if red or blue would ever get their cutie marks idk. but i think they would match. #something something destiny idk. but ok so greys more interesting to me like idc so i wanted him to be like not an earth pony so hes built #different. but yeah so hes flightless but kinda bitter abt it but idk. mfw birdlike. but his machine gives him a horn like a unicorn so he #has both technically like yknow. its the royalty symbol also in mlp so. he he he. and the gears. machines and being part of something #keeping shit running behind the scenes. his own machinery. being invisible but important. idk idk imagine it in your mind

[friedrocks]

Everyone is gonna get back from Brazil and half the fucking server is going to just be. Gone. because Tubbo thought 'why not' and literally no one was online to stop him

#qsmp #built a machine that is technically NOT a DRILL so its legal! to eat the world #hes making a 'big hole.' and has already been kicked once #maybe more though ive only been watching for a bit today #bro is gonna have ALL the fucking resources #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp tubbo

[zeb-z]

Favorite moment of any code fight is when Etoiles wins and then spams in chat some toxic trash talk message until he’s kicked from the sever. 13-0 that’s my fucking legend man

#also I fell asleep to him losing in valorant and woke up to him just having killed the code hfjsjfjejf it was the whiplash of the century #he’s the fucking goat he’s a legend he’s built different he’s a goddamn machine #defeats the code again and is like yeah ok let’s kill forever I’ll burn 3000 totems I’ve got the time #like hello? hello)????? #iconic. cant believe he’s missing the event on Saturday that’s got me stressed to hell #mcyt #qsmp #etoiles #z speaks

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

I fully believe Henry’s one of those guys who has the scary high heat tolerance in his hands. Like he can grab searing metal. He can get the toast out of the toaster. Able to just shove his hand in a campfire and not even flinch about it. Utterly terrifying.

#i assume it’s Cus of the welding and working with hot machines he’s just built up a resistance to it #i think he keeps burn cream in the workshop but mostly for other people #William totally goes like YEEEOOOWWCCH when he touches something hot in comparison #Paul would pretend it’s fine but he’s crying about it #yes #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #henry emily #yelling about the bear

[namari-hime-moved]

Hello there! I’m your doppelganger!

#mels funny art #pokemon #pokemon sv #trainer florian #trainer juliana #body horror #scissors #ask to tag #florian vidal #juliana vidal #two of a kind am i right fellas? #HERE IS JULIANA VIDAL AND HER FUCKED UP DEFINITELY NOT AN AREA ZERO BEAST BROTHER FLORIAN VIDAL #i licherally cannot explain any of my thoughts on these two its just (CAR CRASH) (EXPLOSION) (BABY CRYING) up in my brain #basically oops. time machine malfunction. julianas alternate timeline self florian is running around and has been running around for a whil #he's literally not built to exist in this timeline and accidentally combined with an area zero terra crystal to keep himself alive #top ten guys who realize theyve accidentally been using their loved ones as energy sources for the past. however long #he may be all that but also hes funny and julianas brother and also a parallel to the ai professor and not the protag hes just A Weird Guy #sorry for not really talking about juliana. i swear shes the worlds silliest girl who loves history and her friends and her pokemon #theyre like a rabbit and a hare they made me insane aughhhhh #doomed siblings forever. they cannot exists without each other but one of them is literally NOT meant to exist #THEYRE PARADOXES (get it. get it. like the pokemon) #aughhh these two #poke-mel #eyestrain

[trappednyourheart]

DCxDP prompt #3 part 2

Train station Au

Ghost Danny conductor

(basically Dannys became a ghost conductor and human conductor at the same time, at midnight his a ghost conductor and at daylight he's a human conductor for mortal beings(humans) and we see the batfam booking for midnight accidentally so you know what's going to happen next LOL)

Previously-

As they wait for like 2 hours for there train, it finally arrive...

PA: Good Afternoon Passengers(ghost) of Gotham, Your 11:30 Train will arrive in 2 minutes please check your belongings and companion with you always to not lost any important Trinkets in your journey riding The phantom express! And always keep your heads intact *giggles*.

And after that speech there train alive and not going to lie, it's absolutely beautiful like c'mon the batfam imagines it's like a futuristic train with the insides like a hotel! And they bet at the other class of the train is already A Sweet deal for other people..

(It's basically the train shapes into whatever they think it looks like so if Alfred likes to remember the old trains back in the 90s? Or whatever year it will revert into that style.)

As they went inside it look so cozy and decent (for once) and then Danny shows up!(hurray!)

Danny:umm excuse me are you all human beings?

Danny asked

And there like: what?..umm yeah or course

https://www.tumblr.com/trappednyourheart/724326589542924288/dcxdp-prompt3?source=share

Danny: oohh...well doesn't matter sorry to bother you, will you please give me your ticket so I can punch it..you guys are going to an beach huh? Don't worry there's a station in that location so we could just drop you all of there, so now please enjoy your stay at the phantom express!

After that Danny left( he's panicking-)

Part 1 here

#batfam #dc #jason todd #justice league #tim drake-wayne #Dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp au #ghost conductor danny #hes making moneg obvi #danny phantom #danny fenton #yo he was just fourteen when hes parents built very strange machine-(⁰(

[joyflameball]

Why was Meatly surprised that Sammy so popular he's literally skinny canonically blonde shirtless has suspenders ties you up tries to kill you and is tragic what did you expect people to NOT wanna fuck him

#cassie rambles #like bro i'm literally a lesbian AND aroace and i can figure out why people were insane about him #bendy and the ink machine #like in 2017 you dropped into the world a guy who was built to be a tumblr sexyman #of course he was popular like this feels so fuckin obvious #have you seen one tumblr sexyman. tumblr loves their skinny white boys who wear suspenders #if you give tumblr a guy who is so clearly tumblr sexyman material they're gonna wanna fuck him #meatly people were so obviously gonna wanna fuck him. meatly. #sammy lawrence #meatly voice why is this guy who is so obviously fuckable so popular #I SAY THIS AS AN AROACE LESBIAN LIKE TO ME PERSONALLY SAMMY IS LESS FUCKABLE AND MORE SOGGY WET RAG #DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T SEE “OH YEAH OF COURSE PEOPLE WANNA FUCK HIM” #COME ON PEOPLE #it's five am #btw none of this is meant mean-spirited this is all in good fun #i am also a sammy fan (i just think he's really interesting and has thus far been shamefully underutilized) #(meatly don't fuck him up in the cage or i'm swallowing your teeth whole) #(meatly this isn't a joke anymore if you fuck sammy up for the third time i'm gonna come to your house and put your head in a toaster)

[n4rval]

a little pause on art for finals(they are all late) but boy has brain been braining

more specifically on dings' dynamic as asriel and chara's weird uncle bc that's just something i don't see a lot

#talking to the wall #i personally like to think dadster came up to be because these two warmed up the idea of children on his lonely heart #he used to babysit them occasionally #when they Fucking Died™ mf was absolutely destroyed. back to his lonely cave of mourning and no funny children #unless ☝️ #but now we're getting into babybones territory we already have a lot of babybones content #and mad scientist playing god with DT yadda yadda you know the drill #asriel couldn't care less about the complicated sci-fi weird machine creepy shit he pulled off #in fact the guy gave him the creeps at first. made him cry once as a baby #but chara thought the guy was the coolest idiot. lab coat and super cool sci-fi shit?? you built WHAT?? #So Cool. That's their idol. Also they get to sleep late and do dangerous nerd shit their parents would never let them otherwise #eventually asriel warms up because he's also into shenanigans (and doesn't want to feel left out so he starts trying to prove himself) #by acting like a smartass #fine i'll help but only to laugh when you go bald or something 🙄 (has the time of his life) #they went bald. now them and G are both eggheads #how delightful children are. he misses these two dearly #and then their parents proceed to divorce. is love even real anymore. #should i even tag this #oh well #undertale #gaster #asriel #chara #please nerd with me dont let me shout into the void #thank you

[shima-draws]

GAMEFREAK WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PARADOX POKEMON WERE ROAMING AROUND IN AREA ZERO WAY BEFORE THE PROFESSORS EVEN MADE THE TIME MACHINE

#Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet #Pokemon SV spoilers #Pokemon SV #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet spoilers #I guess that’s why they’re called Paradox Pokemon huh 😳 #I only unlocked that dialogue with Arven recently where he’s like #’Wait. If my parent MADE the Time Machine recently to bring all these Pokemon here…why are there records of them from years and years ago?’ #I’M WONDERING THE SAME THING. #All of the Paradox Pokemon are recorded in the Scarlet/Violet book 🤔 Which was published AGES before the professor built the time machine 🤔 #Gamefreak. I DEMAND answers #Shima speaks #I really REALLY hope we get a DLC that will uncover more of this #I still have so many questions

[razormindbreak]

what if zane has a backup of a backup of sntnl and he uses that specific one for white noise purposes

like imagine him having trouble sleeping and he lets that backup zoom around like a lil roomba and he's dead asleep within 8 seconds from the noise the fan makes

#he needs noise bc thats just how he grew up #maybe that backup has a white noise machine built into it and its just gunfire with a 14 seconds interval of explosions #what being a zane flynt main does to me #borderlands