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trvlystxrk · 4 months
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Sam: ….I get it. I’m an absolute mess. A human disaster…a terrible person.
Bucky: Damn, I mean, yeah, you kind of are-
Sam: SHHHHHHHH
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freshmoviequotes · 2 years
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The Lost King (2022)
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alcoveofconcealment · 7 months
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@hannshines I'm doing this again because even without the context of the show it's still very funny
(Captions in ALT for those who can't read my handwriting)
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falconscales · 8 months
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I just realized I don't have an intro post
Hello!
You can call me Falcon or Ren! I'm dragonkin, harpykin, werewolfkin, rendogkin, and blood elfkin (from Warcraft.) I'm also dinohearted and possibly indominus rex-hearted (if that's the term?)
I use mirror pronouns as well as scale/scaleself, feather/featherself, and fel/felself. Most of my neopronouns tend to relate to my kintypes or hearttypes.
I am a minor! I don't mind interacting or talking with people older than me but please keep that in mind.
My ask box is always open! I love talking about alterhumanity as well as alterhuman headcanons for anything I'm interested in! If we happen to share an interest I'd love to talk about it!
Moodboard and stimboard requests are open!
I mostly reblog otherkin and otherhearted posts here but there might be the occasional reblog of one of my hyperfixations and special interests, though I keep those mostly to my main (with the exception of something that involves one of my kintypes)
I may also occasionally post my alterhuman based drawings and writing, those will be tagged with "#Falcon's writing" and "#Falcon's drawings" with the tag for anything artsy I make being tagged "Falcon's art"
I have a blog that's for general writing, mostly stuff like fanfic (@shatteredblueflame) however I tend not to talk a whole lot about alterhuman stuff there besides the occasional mention in tags which I also tend to reblog from there to here with the same tags.
My interests (list updates regularly):
Mcyt (specifically hermitcraft, the life series, empires, and pirates smp, but I don't mind hearing about any others!), World of Warcraft, dragons and dinosaurs (in general), warrior cats, guardians of Ga'hoole, wolves of the beyond, eragon, wings of fire,
I don't have much of a DNI besides the usual dni if you're a bigot, don't support neo/xeno pronouns, are anti-alterhuman (why are you even here). If you hate on one of my interests that I reblog here you're fine as long as you don't reblog it with hate, send me an ask to be hateful, or tag me in anything hating on it.
Do not involve me in discourse, I try to stay away from any discourse especially on this blog. If you send me a dm or an ask or whatever involving discourse I will ignore it and most likely block you.
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eliquidsconchshell · 1 year
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posting my f-zero (Captain Falcon x Dr. Stewart) headcanons then leaving bcuz it’s like 4 in the morning rn I should NOT be awake SOBB I do really wanna draw these tho :<
Captain Douglas Jay Falcon:
- Hair is originally brown, was dyed black just before the F-Zero X era - He never redyed it, so his hair is still dyed black at the tips (Kinda looks scene it’s funny)
- Has Protanomaly colorblindness to a mild degree, but the visor on his helmet makes it 1000x harder to distinguish colors LMAO
- AuDHD man GRAAAAH
- On the gay spectrum somewhere, I feel like it gives him anxiety trying to figure it out (me w gender fr)
- TERRIBLE at cooking, please don’t let him do it he can and has burned the kitchen down multiple times
- Has farsighted vision and refused to get contacts to correct it vision until Stewart forced him
- Major sweets guy, like a little uncanny how much he eats
- Blasts “California Girls” Esq. songs while he’s racing, you can occasionally catch him singing them around the house
- Gets into sword fights with Goroh but he literally doesn’t have a sword or any form of defense besides a gun he can’t aim for shit with and gets his ass cut
- Probably super overreactive; tiniest paper cuts has him in tears
- Bird like tendencies; ‘puffing up’, ‘nesting’, ‘preening’
- Half Puerto Rican!! Doesn’t know any Spanish or much about his culture because his parents died when he was very young and he wasn’t able to learn much :( (he’s self conscious about it)
- Learns small bits and pieces of Spanish from Stewart, struggles to keep it in his brain though • his favorite Spanish word is “la jaula” or “cage” (he likes the way it’s pronounced)
- Def has a bit of a receding hairline LMAO
- First time he figured out how to Falcon Punch it scared the SHIT out of him like so bad he didn’t attempt to do it again for another two months
Dr. Robert Stewart:
- Has studied abroad in multiple different countries, really enjoys learning and participating in their cultures and is very knowledgeable
- Can speak multiple different languages, born in Canada + knew French from the get go (also speaks Spanish + Chinese.)
- Tries to help Douglas learn Spanish, he never holds any information in his brain
- Since inheriting the Golden Fox, Stewart pushes himself to the limit trying to be like his father until Douglas comes along and through him realizes that he can be his own self and that he’s happier doing so :3
- Has cat like tendencies, Douglas also just compares him to a cat like all the damn time
- Very clean guy, habit from being a surgeon (enter falcon walking in the house everyday like a mud soaked puppy)
that’s all I’ve written down for these guys but the library expands every day ;3 (aka the voices get louder) (:D)
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cerastes · 6 months
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Penance getting a wine aunt shitfaced by the staircase alt costume is great because it stays in line with Penance literally just being someone, everyone else in Siracusano is some sort of power player mk ultra super assassin messenger of the wilderness gods, fully embroiled in a bloodline-defining, family tree-etching shadow war that decides the continued fate of the entire slab of land in which it takes place, vehemence setting the pace and subterfuge playing the melody, cloak & dagger being an essential every day skill, uninvolved people dying to the crossfire so often it doesn’t really matter, Sargonian Agent 47 is there, and in the middle of the highest echelons of this conflict, one can find Lavinia “Let Me Solo Her” Falcone, whose special powers include:
Went to law school
Being a pleasant but firm woman
Harnesses an enigmatic power known as “empathy”, in which the user puts themselves in the shoes of others, an Art unknown to even the brightest minds at Leithenien’s ivory spires.
Kinda doesn’t like it when things aren’t fair.
Penance probably worked retail. She has the unrelenting perseverance and counter-based damage often found in survivors of getting asked to see the manager, and the burst damage windows commonly seen in those who were the manager. Penance played futbol and was probably just a step above dogshit at it. Penance can make extremely good calzones. Penance had zero supernatural ties to the forces that be that she knew of. Penance can forget to hold back and kill a wilderness god in a single wicked strike with her hammer. Penance is nobody. Penance is everyone. Penance is drunk by the staircase. Penance smells of booze and gives good hugs. You like Penance. It’s true.
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wandamaximoffsbadgirl · 3 months
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Let's Talk About That Chapter 2
Psychiatrist!Avenger!fem!reader x Wanda Maximoff
Summary: The compound has been built, and training has begun. With the two of you living together now stolen moments are bound to happen.
Word count: 2.7K
Warnings: legal age gap r is 19 and w is 25, talks of depression, bit of angst, bit of fluff, talk of vo*it (once towards the end)
A/N: The moment between R and W is taken from the moment in WandaVision where they go through Wanda's memories so R is taking the place of Vision and says his lines in that moment.
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June 21st 2015
The new Compound was finally built and all of the Avengers moved there to live and to train. You got a new office looking similar to your old one and before you could start moving your things in it was time to start training the new recruits.
Captain America and Black Widow prepare to train the new roster of Avengers, consisting of Falcon, Wanda, War Machine, and Vision.
You stand just off to the side of Cap and Tasha. "You ready to finally show off your powers?" Cap asks you as you smirk, cracking your neck to either side. 
"Oh Cap, you know I was born ready.” you tell him as your eyes glow purple. 
"Alright, line up!" You call out. The new recruits line up. "I have a simple task for you four, move me from this spot." You tell them and you hear Sam chuckle. 
"You deal with our emotions, how hard could it be to move you?" He asks. 
"Thank you for volunteering to be my first victim Sam!" You smile. "Please front and center. The other watch as Sam tries to move you in any way, but can't. Even using his wings he can't. Then Rhodey tries and still nothing, Vision attempts and you don't budge. You look at Wanda. "Well?" You ask, quirking an eyebrow up at her. She has this soft look in her eyes almost like a baby deer.
"I don't want to hurt you." Wanda says her being the only magic user besides you currently on the team. 
"Oh sweetie. You could never hurt me. Go on, hit me with your best shot." You tell her, her eyes and hands glow red as she unleashes attacks on you as you swipe your hand up, a purple force field looking much like Wanda's own magic comes to protect you. They all look at you in shock. 
"Oh did we forget to mention something?" You hear Natasha's condescending tone ring out behind you making you chuckle, catching the attention of the newest members. 
"I think we did Tasha." You say pulling the collar of your shirt down, showing off the glowing purple stone in your chest, looking similar to the mind stone in Vision's head. "I have the power stone in my chest. Really I'm the best of both worlds. Brains and brawns. The stone gives me psychic energy manipulation, force field generation, disintegration of objects I touch, energy absorption, magic empowerment, and of course superhuman strength and durability.
The new Avengers stood in awe as you revealed the Power Stone embedded in your chest, their expressions a mix of shock and admiration. You could feel the weight of their gaze on you, but you stood tall, unyielding, a smirk playing on your lips.
"Wow," Sam exclaimed, breaking the silence. "That's... impressive."
You chuckled, feeling a surge of pride at their reaction. "Thank you, Sam. But let's not get too distracted. We have work to do."
With that, you motioned for them to regroup, eager to put their newfound knowledge to the test. "Alright, let's try this again," you announced, positioning yourself in the center of the training area. "This time, I want you to work together to try and move me."
The recruits exchanged glances before nodding in determination. Sam and Rhodey took to the skies, while Vision and Wanda focused their powers, creating a coordinated assault.
As they unleashed their combined efforts, you could feel the energy swirling around you, pushing against the force field generated by the Power Stone. But despite their best efforts, you remained rooted to the spot, a testament to the strength of the stone's power.
"Keep going!" You encouraged them, a grin spreading across your face as you felt the thrill of the challenge. "You're doing great!"
For several minutes, they continued their assault, each attack more powerful than the last. But no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't overcome the barrier protecting you.
Finally, with a triumphant shout, they ceased their assault, panting and exhausted but exhilarated by the challenge. "I... I can't believe it," Sam gasped, shaking his head in disbelief.
"Believe it," you replied, your voice tinged with pride. "With teamwork and determination, there's nothing we can't overcome. You guys are new to being a team. I'm sure you'll be able to take me on properly soon."
As the others caught their breath, you couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement for the future. With this new team of Avengers and the power of the Stone at your disposal, there was no telling what this new team could accomplish together. And as you looked around at your teammates, you knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you would face them head-on, united as one.
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The Next Day June 22nd 2015
It's late evening after you had roused yourself to get a snack you notice Wanda's door cracked slightly as you forgo getting a snack and decide to knock on her door. "Open." She says similar to you when the two of you first met. You open the door fully and smile at her, but she doesn't have a smile to give you back. 
She has Malcom in the Middle playing as she is sat on her bed, a grey tank top, mostly covered by a black sweater hanging off her shoulder and tight black leggings. She's sitting with her legs crossed, a pillow in her lap that's she's leaning on. "If now isn't a good time I can..." you trail off. She pats the bed next to her, still no smile, but you can read her well enough that she wants company, she just doesn't always know how to ask for it. 
She looks away, pulling her sleeves over her hands and even though they're covered she still keeps tugging at them with anxiety. You sit next to her mimicking her posture as you grab one of her pillows from behind us and crossing your legs. She finally attempts a smile at you for half a second once you've settled. Then turns her attention back to the TV where Hal gets hurt and you chuckle. 
"I only watched Malcom in the Middle when it was on TV, but I tended to find Full House, Fresh Prince, and The Nanny playing when I'd go looking for late night TV." You tell her. 
"You like sitcoms?" She asks and you look at her with a warm smile. 
"Yeah I do. Never got the chance to tell you though." A smile creeps onto her lips without her knowledge. You unconsciously lick your lips as you stare at hers. She always somehow managed to look perfect and maybe it's the repressed emo girl that you used to be, but her in all black, and her black nail polish she just so happened to be your type. 
"Y/N?" You're pulled back to reality by her voice.
"Hmm?" You ask. 
"I asked what's your favorite sitcom?" She repeats and you think a moment, you end up letting yourself fall back against her bed, staring at her ceiling.
"That's honestly hard for me to answer. I'm not good with picking favorites." You look over at her. "I always feel bad when I pick a favorite anything as if the others aren't good enough or something." You confess to Wanda. 
"What about like top 3 or top 5?"
"Hmmm…” You think for a few moments, going through the list of sitcoms you've grown up with, contemplating about each for no more than a moment. “Full House, That 70s Show, Seinfeld, Friends, Golden Girls, and The Office is probably my newest obsession." She smiles before letting a laugh pass her lips. You smile, biting your bottom lip as you do so because she's just so, "Beautiful." I end up saying out loud. She stops and you can see her face redden. You scramble up off her bed. "Shit sorry if that made you uncomfortable. I'm sorry I'll leave!" You ramble and as you turn to run you feel her grip on your wrist. You look back at her, eyes glowing. 
"If we're being honest with each other Doctor I'd like to let you know I think you're quiet beautiful yourself." She admits to you and something about her calling you doctor sends your brain into a frenzy and you can tell she's hearing every thought going through your head and you can't find yourself to even be mad about it right now as you step back to her, grabbing her face and kissing her.
The moment your lips met, it was as if time stood still. All the worries, the doubts, the fears melted away, leaving only the warmth of her touch and the sweet taste of her lips against yours. In that fleeting moment, there was nothing else in the world but the two of you, lost in the intensity of the connection we shared.
As the kiss deepened, you felt a surge of emotions coursing through you, a mixture of desire, longing, and something deeper, something you couldn't quite put into words. It was as if your souls were reaching out to each other, seeking solace and understanding in the midst of chaos.
When you finally pulled away, breathless and flushed, you found yourself gazing into Wanda's eyes, searching for any sign of regret or hesitation. But all you saw was warmth and affection, mirrored in her gaze.
"I'm sorry," you murmured, your voice barely above a whisper. "I shouldn't have—"
But before you could finish your sentence, Wanda silenced you with a gentle touch of her finger against your lips. "Don't apologize," she said softly, her eyes sparkling with emotion. "That was... unexpected, but not unwelcome."
You felt a rush of relief flood through you at her words, a weight lifted from your shoulders. For the first time in a long time, you allowed yourself to believe that maybe, just maybe, there was hope for something more between the two of you.
As we sat there in silence, the glow of the TV casting flickering shadows across the room, you realized that this was just the beginning of your journey together. There would be challenges ahead, obstacles to overcome, but as long as you faced them together, you knew the two of you could conquer anything.
With a smile, you reached out and took Wanda's hand in yours, intertwining your fingers as if to seal the unspoken promise between the two of you. As the two of you sat there, bathed in the soft light of the TV, you knew that no matter what the future held, you would face it together, side by side, as partners, as friends, and perhaps, if we were lucky, as something more.
Wanda pulls you onto her lap after moving the pillow away. She pulls you into a tight hug and whispers, "I've been so tired recently. It's just...it's like this wave washing over me again and again. It knocks me down and when I try to stand up it just comes for me again and I can't-" you hear her voice cracking, her emotion shifting along with her aura as you rub her back. "It's just going to drown me." She confesses.
"No...no it's not..." you tell her.
"Yeah..." She lets out a dry chuckle and you pull back, letting your hands find her cheeks again. You stare into those deep green eyes full of sorrow and hope there comes a point where you can see them full of joy. You’ve only gotten small glimpses of happiness from Wanda and all you wanted was for those glimpses to last longer until there was no sorrow left. 
"No it won't, I won't let it. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me Wanda?" You're searching her tear filled eyes to see if on any level she believes you because you could only hope that your words offered some solace to her feelings. All you wanted to do was take some of it away, even just a little so she wasn’t drowning anymore.
"How do you know?" Her voice is cracking and soft, it breaks you to hear her like this.
"Well it can't all be sorrow, can it?" She's searching your Y/E/C eyes now, your thoughts even. "Tell me. What is grief if not love persevering?" You ask, a small tilt to your head. Her dam finally breaks as she cries and you shush her, helping her through it. "I've got you Wanda. Always. I'll hold you above the waves. I'd let myself drown before I let it take you." You tell her softly. “I can help take some of it away, would you like that?” You ask her, her tear filled eyes looking up at you and nods ever so slightly, but still asks,
“Will it hurt?” Her voice cracks as you rub her cheeks with your thumbs, wiping the tears away.
“No darling it won’t it’ll make you feel lighter. I don’t do it often. Bad emotions are disgusting. I have to take them out of you and eat them which I’m sure sounds weird and I guess in a way it is, but for you I’ll do it.” She nods once again, clinging to you as you move your hand to her back, rubbing a gentle circle. You can feel the physical manifestation of the emotions pulling them apart from one another, only taking out the pain and grief, not all just enough. 
A black oobleck is pulled out threatening to slip through your fingers as Wanda pulls back to look. You use both your hands to keep it contained as you bring it to your mouth. You open your mouth as wide as you can, tongue sticking out as you let the gooey orb fall into your mouth and swallow. Your face contorts and a shiver goes through your body like when you take medicine you can’t stand. It tastes like vomit in the worst way possible and the main reason you tended not to do this. 
You feel Wanda cup your cheeks and murmur, “You’re okay.” and “Thank you.” As much as you hated it, you knew you’d do it as much as she needed. You lean in, placing your forehead against her own, nuzzling your faces together as you feel your cheeks dampen from her tears. 
“No more tears darling.” You whisper, feeling her smile against you. 
The two of you eventually make it up her bed, laying against her pillows, small soft kisses are peppered in between things. There are no more tears from Wanda through the night as the show continues playing as she falls asleep on your chest. 
As Wanda rested against you, her breathing steady and her grip on you relaxed, you couldn't help but feel a sense of peace wash over you. Despite the turmoil and uncertainty that surrounded you two, in this moment, all that mattered was the warmth of her body pressed against yours, the rhythm of her breaths lulling you into a state of calm.
You gently brushed a strand of hair away from her face, marveling at the serenity that seemed to radiate from her even in sleep. She had been through so much, faced unimaginable challenges and losses, yet here she was, still fighting, still clinging to hope.
And in that moment, you made a silent vow to yourself, to always be there for her, to be her anchor in the storm, to hold her above the waves no matter how fierce they may rage. Because Wanda was more than just a teammate or a friend—she was someone you cared deeply for, someone you would do anything to protect.
As the soft glow of the TV bathed the room in a gentle light, you closed your eyes and allowed yourself to drift off to sleep, knowing that no matter what tomorrow may bring, the two of you would face it together, united in our strength and our love. And as you held Wanda in your arms, you knew that as long as the two of you had each other, you could weather any storm that came your way.
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tearwolfe · 7 months
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CAN I GET SOME ANHANE UP IN HERE?!
supercybered the lesbians <3 an is a fire magic user, like her dad! she works at his cafe, which kind of doubles as an underground magic goods seller. rui comes here to get supplies for his inventions sometimes!
kohane can talk with animals. she has a few "pets," including a hamster and a falcon. she also gets along well with the weekend garage cat, who quickly attached himself to her. she spends a lot of her time with an.
they are partners! what does this mean you may ask? :)
these two girlies are humans, but the other half of vbs is not! i'll probably draw them soon because i've been thinking about them.
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llama-named-pizza · 1 year
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Anyone talking yet about how Elon fired someone right after publicly mocking him, and for what? Asking Elon for some contact after being ignored for days?
Meet Haraldur Ingi Þorleifsson. Born in 1977 with a genetic congenital muscle disease that forced him to use a wheelchair since age 24. That didn't stop him, though. In 2014 he founded the company Ueno. Ueno was a company that designed digital brands for various companies. The company was pretty successful, since it won various awards and Haraldur was named Icelandic businessman of the year in 2019. You can see more things he's done on his website - http://haraldurthorleifsson.com/
In 2021, Haraldur sold his company to Twitter. Not just that! He sold it as a salary so that he could pay higher taxes. He ended up paying the second highest tax in Iceland for that year (for an individual).
Outside of his company, he also aided in a project called Ramp Up Reykjavík, the intention of which is to help in installing wheelchair ramps around the city for better wheelchair access everywhere. After the success of the first project, a second one called Ramp Up Iceland was launched, with the intentions of building 1000 ramps around the country. This seems to be the site for the project - https://www.rampur.is/ - it would be great if someone who knows Icelandic can help with explaining how to donate to it?
He also created Bueno, a project that, by his own words, "a non-profit that donates money to good people doing good things". He was given The Order of the Falcon by the president of Iceland, the Icelandic medal of chivalry for contributions to social issues. He was Person of the Year in Iceland in 2022. Honestly, there's probably even more.
And this is the person Elon Musk decided to take the mick out of.
Queue March 6th, 2023. Haraldur tweets out to Musk.
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[id: Dear elonmusk,
9 days ago the access to my work computer was cut, along with about 200 other Twitter employees.
However your head of HR is not able to confirm if I am an employee or not. You've not answered my emails.
Maybe if enough people retweet you'll answer me here?]
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[id: Elon Musk: What work have you been doing?
Haraldur: I would need to break confidentiality to answer this question here.
If you have your lawyers share in writing that I can do that then I'd be happy to discuss that openly!
Elon Musk: It's approved, you go ahead.]
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[id: Two consecutive tweets by Haraldur: Among others:
- led the effort to save about $500k on one SaaS contract. Supported closing down many others
- led prioritization of design projects across the company to make sure we were able to deliver with a small team
- led design crits to help level up design across the company
- was hiring manager for all design roles
- worked on efforts to steer the company away from focusing on power users and on to younger users (because our user base is aging)]
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[id: Elon Musk:
- Level up from what design to what? Pics or it didn’t happen.
- We haven’t hired design roles in 4 months
- What changes did you make to help with the youths?
Elon Musk: Would you say that you're a people person?
Attachment to the second tweet: A YouTube video named "What would you say...you do here?". The video depicts a conversation between two men, presumably higher ups, and a third man, presumably someone who works at the company. The conversation is condescending towards the third man, implying his job (a type of customer service) is useless. The video ends with the third man outbursting "What the hell is wrong with you people!" before he leaves the room - based on his body language (looking down when he almost bumps into a colleague), it is implied that he was fired.]
There are other threads with the two conversing, this one is the most notable though as this seems to be when Haraldur learns he is fired. Musk later attempts to imply that Haraldur didn't work, saying that Haraldur "claimed he had a disability that prevented him from typing". As I mentioned above, Haraldur has a disability that forced him into a wheelchair. This same disability is slowly forcing Haraldur to lose strength in his upper body and arms. Not to mention, you don't need to type to work, mister "Lines of code matters". Newsflash, people can do work without typing. Musk thinks he's the only one who can do work without typing, I believe.
It's unknown (to me) if Haraldur was fired during this exchange or before it. At any rate, don't forget that Haraldur was on a "Don't Fire" list, yet Musk still laid him off.
And definitely don't forget that Musk seems to be avoiding paying him.
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[id: Tweet by Haraldur: But ok, fair enough, I've been laid off and I'm ok with that.
Next up though is finding out if Twitter will pay me what they owe me per my contract.
Or, will elonmusk, one of the richest people in the world, try to avoid paying?
Stay tuned!!]
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trvlystxrk · 4 months
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Sam: So what happens now?
Bucky: I don’t know. The world will implode, I guess.
Sam: What the hell makes you say that?
Bucky: Well, it’s not normal for someone like me to have actual feelings.
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hunn1e-bunn1e · 11 months
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Baizhu - Hawks-like Geo Vision User Reader
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I always put in a screenshot of the ask first before I actually start writing and this one is huge so it may look a bit disproportionate, sorry about that. I made it so reader's wings are there but when they're not being used they disappear like weapons do when their not fighting. They really only come into play when the reader is flying or when the use their ult or e skill. —Benny🐰
                                                                                                   
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🐍 Firstly; Dr. Baizhu here loves your laid back, devil may care attitude, it helps distract him from his rather bleak seeming fate. You always know how to show him the bright side of every minuscule thing throughout the day, it seems.
🐍 That confidence of yours is also quite contagious; sometimes, you can catch him strutting around Bubu Pharmacy like some sort of runway model. It's quite the entertaining display, I assure you.
🐍 You're quite the charmer as well, it seems. You're always able to get Baizhu flustered out of his wits with that lazy smirk of yours. You make his knees turn to jelly and his stomach feel all gooey and warm inside.
🐍 He loves how clingy you are, even if he blue screens for a couple seconds after first contact. He's just not used to this kind of thing. Qiqi gives him hugs, of course, but your touch is just... different somehow.
🐍 You love kids, you say? That's great! Baizhu would just absolutely adore it if you get along with little Qiqi. He definitely leaves her to you when he needs to go out and about to run various errands or pick up things for the pharmacy.
🐍 Your bird-like traits intrigue him to no end. Are you an adeptus perhaps, like The Conquerer of Demons or Rex Lapis? Or maybe you're a yokai from Inazuma or something. He has no idea, you should definitely let him conduct a full-body examination.
🐍 As a person who needs glasses, Baizhu is kind of jealous of how great your eyesight is. Though, he has to admit that your eyes are helpful to him in a way; you've somehow been able to identify a new species of Violetgrass... somehow...
🐍 You've made this poor man have to go and buy a whole storage chest with all the little nick-nacks you bring him. Not that he minds of course, the more the merrier. Weirdly shaped rocks, small chunks of ore, loose buttons, jewelry, flowers, etc.; he'll happily accept it all.
🐍 He loves to put on upbeat music to see you bob your head to it, it makes him laugh every time. Sometimes he'll even see Qiqi do it with you and can't help but join in too, it's actually really fun in his opinion.
🐍 Baizhu never actually knew you had wings until they suddenly materialized out of thin air. He thought they were beautiful; similar to a bird of prey's wings, like the Brownwing Falcons of Wuwang Hill.
🐍 When you took him out to Mt. Tianheng and let him watch you fly around it's cliffs and peaks, he was absolutely enthralled. Just how fast could those beautiful wings even take you? To him, you looked like an angel.
🐍 And when you showed him how you incorporate your wings and your Geo vision? By golly, Baizhu was over the moon with wonder!
🐍 You almost looked like you were preforming one of Yun-Han Troupe's feather fan operas. You're wings encased in amber as you spun and dove; taking out those evil slimes that threatened to harm your Prince Baizhu. Oh! It was like a fairytale.
🐍 Though, out of all of your wings' features, he enjoys how you express yourself through them the most. Drooping when you're sad or disappointed, quick little flaps when you're excited or happy. And of course his most favorite is when they puff up when you're showing off. He thinks it's cute.
🐍 All in all, Baizhu is deeply in love with you and wouldn't trade you for anything in the world. You're the person he wishes to spend his remaining years with, however many he's got left.
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apenguinbird · 6 months
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Animal familiars in NRC
So, you know how Master Trein is the only character in the entire school with an animal familiar? (If we don’t count Yuu having Grim)
Welp, I started to think which animal would fit the best for each NRC student along with some headcanons about them, such as:
Familiars have a special magical connection with their respective mages, which is like an invisible bond.
Not every magic user gets a familiar.
Having a familiar is similar to unique magic, they can arrive at any moment and they make your magic stronger.
You don’t need them by your side 24/7.
They can’t talk unless you use magic like the one in Animal Linguistics class.
Think of some of the animal sidekicks of some Disney movies like Cinderella’s mice, Mula’s horse, or better yet, think of the villain’s companions like Maleficient’s crow, Shang Yu’s Falcon, Iago, etc.  
The magical bond allows for things like the animal having a bit of a longer life span (more on that later) and adapting better to other environments.
NRC has measures in place to take care of the familiars and fit things like good living places, health, and diet requirements.
Here are the headcanons! We began with Heartslabyul along with some headcanons of their dynamics with their respective familiar, the other dorms will come in later posts (Savanaclaw and Octavinelle, Scarabia and Pomefiore, Ignihye and Diasomnia)
Riddle: Hedgehog.
I decided to name the little hedgehog Quinte.
Riddle met her as a kid some days after the incident with his mom happened.
He was looking out his window wishing Trey or Che'nya would appear again when he saw something moving in the bushes of his house. Against what he would consider his better judgement he decided to go and check what was there.
That's when he found Quinte! He knew about familiars and he also felt something special when he saw the little hedgehog but at that moment he just wanted to make sure she was going to be okay so he brought her inside and although hesitantly, told his mom.
I honestly think Mrs.Rosehearts wouldn’t have approved of Riddle having a “distraction” but she realized her son had found his familiar so she allowed it. 
In NRC everyone treats Quinte with the same respect they have for Riddle. Quinte legally can’t break any rules.
One time a student confused her for one of the normal hedgehogs the dorm has so he put her in the same place as the others go. 
Cue Riddle desperately looking for his familiar and worried sick for something bad happening to her until he finally found her with the other hedgehogs, cue absolute relief but also a student losing his head for like a week.
I can see Cater getting her a little crown to match Riddle.
Trey: Rat
Hear me out! This works both for an Alice in Wonderland (I know the animal there is a mouse but still) reference AND a Ratatouille one!
Did you know rats are actually pretty clean animals?
I was so tempted to name the rat Remi, but I won’t. I was thinking of the name Peres, let’s call him that for now, but I’m not sure, if you have any ideas let me know.
Yes, Trey’s parents weren’t thrilled when he found his familiar, probably in his mid to late teens. But you can’t do much about it so they made sure Peres was well-cleaned and groomed, also he wasn’t allowed inside their bakery, a bit mean but they couldn’t afford to have customers seeing a rat. 
Once in NRC however, Peres helps Trey in the kitchen with things like getting ingredients or tools. The sub-chef who takes his work seriously.
Say something rude about Peres and your pastries will taste like clams.
Cater: Dog
He was a difficult one, I might change it later
A caterpillar jk
Probably a race like a terrier or a bloodhound, I have no idea why but I think his name would be something like Princess/Prince.
His magic cam is full of photos of his familiar along with cute accesories which his familar uses willingly and like a diva.
I can see him getting the dog right before entering NRC or maybe in his first year.
The dog is lucky because there is always someone taking care of it, either Cater himself or one of his copies.
Deuce: Rabbit
Was planning on giving him a chicken ngl
Deuce loves him with all his heart.
I can see Deuce naming the rabbit something like Carrot, don’t worry, he investigates and soon realizes the appropriate diet for a rabbit.
His mom was so proud.
The two found each other the same week Deuce decided to turn his life around, he took it as a sign he was going in the right direction.
Do anything to scare the rabbit and he will throw hands.
The bunny is very willing to bite and kick. Unfortunately, that also includes some furniture damage.
Also, he brought Carrot with him to the White Rabbit Fest. “Carrot, give me your rabbit wisdom.” “...” “Thank you.”
Ace: Hare
Please help. I have no ideas for the name and I don’t think Ace would call his familiar March.
Yes, he and Deuce see the irony too.
Ace insists his familiar could beat Deuce’s in a fight.
His brother probably teases him for an animal such as a hare but Ace's comeback is that his brother doesn’t even have a familiar yet.
That hare is as teasing as Ace, a nightmare duo. If you find bite marks or missing things you know who is to blame, Ace will insist his familiar is innocent and if it isn’t c’mon is just a cute hare.
If Riddle could he would collar them both.
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stardustkylos · 1 year
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you’re sitting in the theater. it’s been 15 years since episode IX, the text crawl informs us.
rey nobody palpatine skywalker wears her hair in nine buns and now has her own jedi order that, to show growth and development, now has a bunch of female jedi! but to make sure that the lore is followed, the jedi are still the exact same #fandomrespect. no grey jedi shit allowed here.
rey nobody palpatine skywalker still has the millennium falcon (there’s a sequence where she looks at it in awe still for the audience to clap to. john williams tune plays in the background). bb-8 is also shown here. nostalgia.
baby yoda aka grogu will make an appearance. fan favorite! need to get him in there. force ghost luke is also hanging around because you know, need to fix what TLJ did!!! but rey nobody palpatine skywalker calls the final shots bc you know…….girlboss.
a student asks her about kylo ren and rey nobody palpatine skywalker talks about how good the jedi are and how bad darkness is. finn and poe call in randomly but disney doesn’t commit to them being canon so they can sell the movie in china. they give finn a lightsaber as well to fix what they did before.
the villain is once again a dark side force user. saber battle. john williams score plays. multiple glup shittos join rey in the battle. force ghost kylo ren appears for 5 minutes. they make an anakin reference as well. you have tears streaming down your face.
it ends with rey nobody palpatine skywalker giving a speech about how darkness will always exist but the jedi will always maintain order. she smiles into the camera. the camera pans over to grogu cackling. is it a sign of something? the film ends.
you walk out of the theater, buzzing with excitement. the star war has become you once again.
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writebackatya · 12 days
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my man who has zero original thoughts in his life. my horrible cell phone user. my horrible terrible boy. he is not a duck but he is in fact a parrot. sorry will you said you wanted asks and i am delivering in the worst way possible. how is his ass getting beat today. which person is killing him. i think della duck deserves to kill him despite the fact they've never interacted. he kidnapped huey and that is her CHILD so he deserves to die
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddeeeee Della Duck meeting Mark Beaks is SUCH an interaction I would have LOVED to see!!! Della Duck being this woman who was away from society for over a decade up against a manchild who is "hip" and "with the times" as any other billionaire would be funny as hell to me. And yeah, she would hate Mark Beaks with a passion. Dude has disrespected her children multiple times; his ass is grass
I can see Della throwing petty insults at Mark Beaks that eventually he's like "OH that is IT! What's your Twitter, I'm blocking you!" And then Della is like, "What's a tweet-tar?"
Speaking of DuckTales hero-villain interactions I wish we had, what about Mark Beaks and Louie? You just know Mark Beaks would give Louie the cliched We're Not So Different, You and Me villain speech. Mark would be like, "You know something, String Bean, we're not so different, you and me. We are both opportunist that take what we want. We both think outside the box in ways that some might say are 'lazy' or 'immoral'. We both have mommy issues." And then Louie would fire back with "HAD! I had mommy issues, but I got over them!"
Also speaking of Mark Beaks dying, I do actually have this WIP I'd love to actually continue working on if possible where Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Scrooge, Launchpad, Gyro, Fenton, Gandra, B.O.Y.D., Lil Bulb, and Falcon Graves are invited to a dinner at Mark Beak's mother's mansion where he informs them that he is a changed bird and is soon found dead in his mansion. It's a lot of characters tho, kinda intimidating me. But I kinda wanna write it cause it's main inspirations are Agatha Christie, Clue, and that Scott the Woz episode with the gaming mysteries
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marygih · 3 days
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Do you have any new headcanons? I found the ones in your pin very interesting!
Firstly: forgive me for the delay in responding, I started collecting my new headcanons and ended up forgetting to come back here to show them.
Anyway, my new headcanons:
1. Olive's tiara/crown is also made from a heavy material to help her stay on the ground and not fly away. It's extra weight to give her more comfort on the ground.
2. The council of ymbrynes never learned that Bentham accidentally created the hollowgasts. If they had known, Bentham would probably have been arrested. Even if he didn't create the hollows on purpose, he definitely planned a small genocide. This is probably considered a crime by the council.
3. Peculiar souls are not acidic, ambrosia was only acidic because the Wights wanted it, they made it that way. An addictive and corrosive liquid. It was their way of harming their peculiar "allies".
4. Caul always knew that Miss Peregrine was the successor of one of the 12 great ymbrynes who sealed Abaton and this probably made him hate her even more.
5. Nothing bad happened with the old Enoch loop, he probably just didn't suit the place and asked to change loops and ended up in Cairnholm,As grumpy as Enoch is, he likes living there, if he didn't like it he would have asked to change loops at the first opportunity.
6. Every time Abe visited Emma after the war he always went with the intention of ending everything with her, but personally he couldn't, he never had the courage to break her heart personally. Ending everything by letter was easier for him and more painful for her.
7. Claire is very young, she was probably found by Miss Peregrine when she was still very little and Ymbryne adopted her, that's why Claire is so attached to Miss P, she's the closest thing Claire has ever known to a mother.
8.Just like Olive and Noor, Claire is also a peculiar "Infant" she was born with a second mouth on the back of her head and her story must be quite sad.
9. When Victor's body was brought to the island, Enoch was the one who sewed up the entire body, he was the only one who had the courage to do this for his friend.
10. Millard has never feared being forgotten by Miss Peregrine, and probably enjoys being in her presence because she never fails to notice him. She feels his peculiarity, it's as if she sees him. Even though she doesn't really see him, she feels him, she always knows where he is, he will never be forgotten by her, she is the only one who notices his presence all the time.
11. Horace's dreams are completely meaningless, sometimes he manages to interpret and avoid the bad future, and sometimes he cannot understand what he dreamed but tries to explain and everything comes out confused and meaningless.
12. During the entire time that Fiona was missing, she was recovering from the injuries caused by her fall and the violence of the wights.
13. When Miss Peregrine saved Abe she probably didn't know what his peculiarity was, he was too young to be able to kill a hollow, he probably only discovered his gift when he was older and managed to survive an attack by hollowgasts. After all, there is no way for him to discover his power without having met Hollow in person.
14. Hugh has a whole routine organized for his bees so that their life in his stomach is as comfortable as if they lived in a normal hive.
15. There was probably a burial for Caul, and for all the current wights, after all, before they discovered what they had become, they were all presumed dead.
16. The constant transformations of ymbrynes into their respective birds harm their bone health. Their bones keep changing size and becoming hollow, their joints are also damaged, which is why they develop bone and joint problems early. Like Miss Peregrine's arthritis and how Miss Avocet became a wheelchair user.
17. Mr White and his men always knew that the children were with Caul and not Miss P. He was only so worried about knowing where the Falcon was because he knew that it was his master, and he was worried that he wasn't with the children. The wights were only chasing the children to force them to look for Miss Wren faster.
18. Wights do not have complete control or trust in hollows, and they can see the creatures, but they do not trust them enough to ride hollows like Jacob does.
19. Miss Peregrine's greatest fear is losing one of her children. She's already lost many children to tragic deaths, and she definitely doesn't want to go through that again.
20. The ymbrynes of the primordial era of the peculiars were also giants. Gigantic and very wise bird-women.
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Do you know what the biggest lie ever told in one piece is?
"There are only 5 devil fruits that can fly"
I mean Pell sounded cool when he said it but it has gotten worse over time with every devil fruit that appears.
Let's go down the list from least to most ridiculous DF users who can fly.
ACTUAL BIRDS:
-Pell [Bird Bird fruit: Model Falcon]
-Marco [Bird Bird fruit: Model Phoenix]
-Morgans [Bird Bird fruit: Model Albatross ]*
*Morgans is flightless in his hybrid form, but Albatrosses can naturally fly for long distances*
-Buzz [Bird Bird fruit Model eagle]**
**Buzz is a noncanon character from the movie One piece strawhat chase. He is a dog**
OTHER FLYING ANIMALS:
-Cub [bug bug fruit: Model rhinoceros beetle]
-Bian [bug bug fruit: Model hornet]
While bugs are known for crawling, these two tontatas have DFs who's species can naturally fly.
-King [Dragon Dragon fruit: Model Pteranodon]
Flying is the only natural thing that King does with his fruit. All the fire stuff is unique to King
-Kaido/Momonosuke [DF NAME UNKNOWN]
Momo can fly by summoning clouds and walking on them but dragons appear to have the innate ability to fly as shown with Kaido
BIRD BY TECHNICALITY:
-Toragatsu [Bird Bird fruit Model: Nue]
Torgatsu is a noncanon character from the One Piece x Kyoto art show. The nue is a chimera like creature from Japanese folklore that has the body of a tiger, head of a monkey and a snake for a tail. Alternatively it can be described as having the back of a tiger, the limbs of a tanuki, the tail of a fox, the head of a cat, and the torso of a chicken. It is a bird fruit because the name Nue also refers to the scaly thrush bird that the chimera mimics. Torgatsu can fly by summoning rainbow colored flames.
LOGIAS:
All known logia users [with the exceptions of Aokiji, Akainu*, Blackbeard &Caribou ] can fly via elemental propulsion. [*Akainu is in a different category]
-Ace/Sabo [flame flame fruit]
-Smoker [plume plume fruit](smoke)
-Crocodile [Sand sand fruit]*
*the presence of these 3 fruits alone in alabasta immediately invalidated Pell's statement*
-Kizaru [glint glint fruit] (light)
-Enel [Rumble Rumble fruit] (Lightning)
-Caesar Clown [Gas Gas fruit]
-Monet [Snow snow fruit]
PARAMECIA SHENANIGANS
-Shiki [Float Float fruit]
man can just straight up fly
-Trafalgar Law [Op Op fruit]
-Fujitora [Press Press fruit]
-Eustass Kid [Magnet Magnet Fruit]
The above manipulate their environment to create platforms that they ride on.
-Big Mom [Soul soul fruit]
Can use her soul to create constructs that she rides on
-Perona [Hollow Hollow fruit]
Can fly by turning herself into a ghost.
-buffalo [Spin Spinf Fruit]
Can fly by helicoptering his body parts.
IS IT FLYING IF I DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND?
-Akainu [Mag mag fruit]
Has been shown to use his magma to propel himself short distances but hasn't shown the ability to fly
-Magellan [Venom Venom fruit]
Can create pathways of poison that allow him to fast travel around impel down
FLIGHT BY TECHNICALITY
-Buggy [Chop chopper fruit]
his body parts can Float around within a certain radius of him, excluding his feet.
DOESNT COUNT AS FLYING
-Ms. Valentine [Kilo Kilo fruit]
Reducing her weight to 1Kg allows her to jump really high into the air and slowly fall down
??????
Karasu [DF UNKNOWN]
Can turn himself into a murder of crows and fly.
SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY AT ALL
-Doflamingo[string string fruit]
He flies by spidermaning his way through the air, sticking his strings to clouds
-Robin [flower flower fruit]
Grows several dozen arms that she fuses into a pair of wings
-Luffy [Gum Gum fruit]
Gear 4. Contracts and expands his legs with so much speed and force that it generates thrust.
There are probably some others that I missed but these are the major ones for where you are.
This a really cool categorization and also
Perhaps it was meant that only 5 DF like actually come with wings and the other ones just elevate their powers to do all that crazy shit
Or perhaps is further evidence Oda makes it all up as he goes along (most likely lol)
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