#every tweet

[gay-strawberry]

i wish i could look at something without my brain making it about neil josten

#those books changed ny brain chemistry permanently #any content i consume #any art i see #more than half of the tiktoks i scroll thru #every tweet #my brain is like #how can we make this about #neil josten #you know who would say this ? #neil #you know who would never do that ? #yeah. its neil #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #set me free #let me go neil please #🦝

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors?????????? #anyway. are you americans okay??? #specifically…. are white americans ok???? #is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution? #also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes????? #polls #*r

[thevagaries]

Edited to add this does appear to be shopped, but the transphobia to fascism pipe line is a well known one.

#harry potter #jk rowling #dril tweet for every occasion #trans rights

[frappegoddess]

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

#lol #bruce wayne #dc batman #batman #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #batman comics #dc universe #dc #justice league #justice leage of america #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin #jason todd #red hood #stephanie brown #dc spoiler #duke thomas #barbra gordon #damian wayne #robin #clark kent #superman #kal el #superbat #Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments #Picture Barry Allen clowning every week #Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him

[qiinamii]

races and naps

#words contain two tweets since theyre posted separately!! #this was supposed to be drawn long ago as a first impression to fontaine but time passed way too long #and i already maxed the areas and completed every world quests #but still wanna get the ideas out anyway haha did u know otters sleep holding hands so they dont drift away by the current #qiiarts #xiao #lumine #traveler #paimon #childe #tartaglia #neuvillette #frankly enough i think the otter treasure hunts thing amount to 11 little guys and that number i drew was a complete coincidence #genshin impact #fontaine #just woke up and realized i forgot the twins tag im so sorry bbs #lyney #lynette

[ashipwreckcoast]

#twitter #gender #this tweet makes me laugh every time i see it #because like two months before top surgery i bought a crop top at target #and i just couldn’t bring myself to wear it before top surgery #but AFTER??? #every fucking day #as if it was the only shirt i had #after i was allowed to wear something besides the button ups obvs

[annqer]

is it really you?

#inspired by this one tweet with that premise #despite everything its still you #i just made it edgier #i need to remind every sunday fan of my dreadful existence #sunday #art #fanart #honkai star rail #hsr #sunday hsr #hsr sunday #hsr fanart #penacony #sunday honkai star rail #robin #hsr robin #robin hsr

[politicalprocrastinator]

(x)

#they are every tweet #dw #doctor who #thoschei

[ohitslen]

Kiss gun!

Based on this tweet!

#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA #I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it #and silly coocoo *airhorn* #today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next #there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that #they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it #I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis??? #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #lenssi draws

[reunitedinterlude]

dan phil and phil (2018 // 2023)

#me trying to find the tweet and eventually giving up cause i was searching on dan's twitter instead of phil's sjdds #anyways. that was a quick delete and fix <3 #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #gamingmas #gamingmas2023 #What If Your Best Friend Secretly Hated You? #Dan and Phil React to Every Phil is not on fire! (3) #parallels

[koppaiterocker]

Sometimes low quality gifs are simply funnier

#PLEASE LOOK AT BRUCE BEING THE GIRLS HYPEMAN IN THE THIRD #HE LOVES THEM!!! #bruce is the most woman respecting woman lover ever and its not even romantic ever #hes the personificiation of the “me n my girl dont argue she tells me to shut up and i listen” tweet #and every other tweet in that genre #i love u bruce #beautiful beautiful bruce #koppaitepaladin #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #tbt #brozone #trolls brozone #beeps gifs

[corviiids]

(more persona 5 / persona 5 royal spoilers again)

(this one has art by dotdotdotukno on twitter please view)

compilation of specifically my obsession with ryuji and goro being terrible... friends??

#this doesnt even include me and kj's ongoing war live on the tl where every time he does anything i point at him and go 'ryuji' #and he does the same back at me #like the paws typo battle #which i won #p5 #p5r #rookposting #goro akechi #ryuji sakamoto #akeshu #this one's kind of topical because LAVA is coming to australia soon #and im like i should pay human dollars to ask at least robbie but maybe robbie and max to say something? #and im like. i could ask them to read one of my dumbest tweets. i could do that as an adult with a job #but then the new problem is all my tweets are so dumb i dont know which one is the dumbest. #anyway last one for now ill wait a bit before i post anymore #.too much purse owner

[qiinamii]

old men's little guys

#again they're separate tweets in the linked words! the first pic is older #got a buncha whoopsies in the 2nd pic so this is the revised one LMAO i give u the tumblr priviledge #ive been playing HSR since release day would you believe me that the standard banner gave me every 5* charas except yanqing #and bronya like i s2g if it gives me bronya or Not yanqing b4 i can hit its 300 pull. i will sue yanqing personally idc if hes 14 /lh #old long-life grandpas with their boys whos either unsatisfied or doesnt know how to accept gifts pick a struggle #qiiarts #zhongli #jing yuan #yanqing #xiao #lumine #sword choices were hard SKDJFHSDF #genshin impact #honkai star rail #stelle

[palskippah]

Hi! This is a compilation of Luigi and Bowser expecting a baby jsj

@penbwl this one’s for you! For opening my eyes to this idea ajksdjasd also your art of Luigi is so cute!! :’v

#super mario bros #my art #luigi #bowser koopa #bowuigi #bowser jr #princess daisy #mario #Isaac if you're reading this I LOVE YOUR ART AND YOUR LOVE FOR LUIGI #I considered some tweets I saw #Also Luigi cries most of the time normally and more so while expecting #EVERYONE EXCITED ABOUT THE BABY I SAY SO #Bowser is overprotective as hell #Junior excited to become a big brother #Also I know I drew in his overalls in every drawing but pregnant people in overalls is cute #...and i realized i could draw him in something else when i had most of the drawings colored and ready asdkaldsa #the baby doesn't have a name because i can't think of a nice one that fits alskda #also #mpreg #in case people has that blocked or something sjsj #Isaac congrats on your surgery!! I'm glad it went well #I hope you have an easy recovery #<33 #fankid

[analpacino]

#i think about this tweet every other day.. #brba #bcs #gus fring

[killakalx]

17+ content, blank blogs dnf

threesome (bruce x reader x selina), sex toys, overstim, begging, very brief double penetration. first time writing for both of them so pls give me grace

they’re no good together. no, too good together. too good at breaking you, reverting you to a wet and squirming mess at his mercy while she holds you in faux comfort.

“bruce,” you cry to him, legs trembling and cunt twitching around the silicon he’s stuffed inside you over and over, too many times to even count. a little vibrator buzzes at your clit again and you sob, thighs snapping together as salty tears bubble under your lashes. “bruce- I can’t, ‘m done, please…”

his eyelids hang low and large hands grip the underside of your thighs, giving what you can only assume is a glare of impatience. “you’re not done,” he corrects, a light slap landing on your swollen clit that has you flinching open. god, he’s insane- you’re leaking around the thing, lips quivering and clawing at sheets, begging for mercy, yet he’s got the nerve to tell you you’re not done.

he’s mean, you realize, and only one arm is needed to leave you vulnerable while the other force’s the thick toy deeper into your cunt. his tongue rolls along his lips, almost in concentration as he stares you down; no indications of his own arousal are clear, but his enthusiasm for abusing your sore and puffy pussy speak volumes.

“I know you can give me another one,” bruce states in a matter-of-fact tone, brows furrowed further when you still attempt pushing him away. “and I know you want to.” the hint of irritation in his voice alludes to dangerous outcomes- hold out on him any longer and he’ll make sure this doesn’t get better for you. he reads you inside and out without missing even one line. bruce knows what makes you tick- what makes you cry, beg, even demand more. he’s almost insulted that you’d even try to withstand his ministrations, and the vibe against your sensitive nerves kicks up a notch.

“be nice, brucie,” selina chimes in with a little tut, pretty and nimble hands tracing your collarbone and jawline. the delicate scratch of her nails send shivers up your spine and you whine at the faux sympathy. “we’re just prepping her, remember? save the brooding act for later.” shit, just prepping?

“oh my god,” you gasp, not even a second before that coil of overwhelming tension breaks, clinging desperately to selina’s arm as your body convulses. you hold onto her as if she’s your final thread, the only thing stopping you from passing out, and the sentiment has her smirking. “fuck, selina, make him… please- just make him…” the man torturing your cunt exchanges a sly look to his counterpart, a low groan from the depths of the throat prompting you to look down.

“aw, make him what? make him keep going?”

she’s evil.

they’re both evil.

“just greedy,” selina coos, only now choosing to ignore your more elaborate pleas of clarification. your mouth hangs open with drool near the corners, and you’ve seemingly resorted to the gods above to grant you mercy- then her thumb drags down your lip and rests on your tongue. it quiets you down as she shushes you, gaze landing back on hers. “greedy, isn’t she…”

“since you want me to be so nice,” bruce hums as the head of his cock prods at your pussy, not even bothering to move either of the toys; fuck, you feel like you’ll die from how much he stretches you out. “i’ll give her what she wants so bad.” ❧

#yall remember that thirst tweet? #yeah i meant ts #commentary would be very nice pls give me every little detail #this may be ooc… sorry :( #i’m having fun tho #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne x you #bruce wayne x fem!reader #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x reader #batman x catwoman #batman x fem!reader #bruce wayne smut #batman smut #selina kyle x reader #selina kyle smut #kali ;; bw #kali ;; sk #kali ;; wet dreamz #black!reader #dc x black!reader #bruce wayne x black!reader #selina kyle x black!reader