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xiaq · 5 days
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Story time: A (sex) trope conversation with my husband
Y'all want to hear about a hilarious conversation I had with B today?
Of course you do.
So B knew one of the fic authors I follow had posted a new work and I was planning to read it after dinner while he watched some sports ball. Afterward, he asked me how it was and I said, "Eh, kinda disappointing, but for me reasons not for author reasons––the writing was bomb, as usual."
And he was like, "How was it disappointing?"
I explained that the story started right off the bat with the "fuck or die" trope which I'm not typically into because dub/non-con isn't my jam. UNLESS the characters already have a romantic/sexual interest and especially if they are secretly pining for each other and then wracked with guilt in the aftermath for enjoying the circumstances before admitting they've been in love with each other all along. In which case it's
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But that was not the case, here.
And B, bless him, was like
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"...I think we have fundamentally different ideas of what 'fuck or die' means, can you please explain?"
So I did––gave him a couple examples like biological imperatives or heat/rut, pollen or potions, etc.
And he was like, "Ohhh ok, that is...not what I thought it meant. How did that become a fandom thing? Is that a trope in some major franchise?" he asks.
And I was like "My love. My heart. Are you familiar with STAR TREK?? PON FARR??"
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and he was like "Why are you shouting I have no idea what you're talking about."
So then he got an education.
The man has only seen a few episodes of next generation and the more recent movies so had no clue about the deep and abiding fandom fascination with Vulcan biological imperatives. But boy howdy is he now aware.
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meredithmcclaren · 9 months
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I'm very easily amused.
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neongreenllama · 8 months
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Prompt: Conquest
@wolfstarmicrofic - 895 words
Genderqueer, slutty Sirius?
cw explicit talk of kinky sex
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“I told him to go harder, I swear to God he went softer. I was just like are you gonna be done soon? Like I was dreaming of going back to studying.”
Chairs screeching and plates clattering, a loud group of students sat down at the table Remus had previously eaten alone at. He’d been hoping to get some peace to go over his notes before the next lecture, but at this time of day the cafeteria was always crowded.
“And he kept calling himself Daddy,” one of them kept talking, animatedly and probably louder than would be necessary to be heard over the general bustling. ”Like, Daddy is gonna give it to you, and, tell me how bad you want Daddy’s cock, and I was just like ugh stop.” They rolled their eyes in a way that clearly spoke of disdain.
Remus pretended to be focused on his notes and his food, but he was glancing up out of the corner of his eyes to look at the person who was apparently talking about their latest conquest. They were very pretty. Long black hair, a lot of piercings, and tattoos. Just from the way they dressed, which included a skirt, a mesh shirt, and a bright green oversized blazer, it was impossible to make out what gender they identified as.
“His cock wasn’t even that good. Below average for sure. Like he said to tell him how big his cock is and of course I was like, sooo big, I don’t know if I can take it, but –“ They gave a pointed Look and held their thumb and index in a way that left a very small gap.
“Your standards are just too high,” someone else, a girl with a huge afro, chipped in. “You’re always complaining.”
“What do you even want with cock, pussy is so much better,” a girl with a shaggy bleached mullet added, grinning at a girl with the prettiest, longest braids Remus has ever seen.
The other girl grinned back, and they shared a French fry in the most PDA fashion possible. Remus felt out of place witnessing it and quickly looked back at his notes.
“I haven’t even got to the worst part yet,” the person continued as if the couple wasn’t breaking the university’s campus rules. “He wanted me to piss on him. He said ‘Yeah you little bitch, you wanna piss on Daddy?’” they imitated a deep, rough voice. “I was like no. No I don’t. Like whatever I guess, do what you want, I don’t care what you’re into, but I don’t even know you and I’m not into that. Like do that with your girlfriend but leave me out of this.”
They stole a handful of the couple’s French fries and shoved them in their mouth, earning them loud complaints. Again they completely ignored the couple and simply shook their head at the audacity of their one night stand.
“And he was like call me, and I was just like yeah, yeah, whatever. I deleted that number so quickly,” they added with a laugh.
They must have felt Remus looking because their eyes met for a brief moment before Remus quickly looked away, desperate to pretend he hadn’t been staring or listening. These people were cool and they knew it, which made them arrogant, the black haired one most of all. And cool, arrogant people were the sort to pick on the quiet loser people Remus was a part of.
A red-haired girl huffed. “Have you ever thought about being nicer?”
“Mhh.” They made a show of thinking about it. “No.”
They grinned sweetly at her. Remus wanted to roll his eyes.
“But if –“ she tried to argue, but a man with his arm around her shoulder interrupted her.
“You can’t stop Sirius from doing anything, babe. It’s useless to try.”
Remus almost scoffed.
“Exactly, Prongsie gets it.”
They high-fived each other and one of the girls changed the subject to upcoming lectures. Sirius’ eyes caught Remus’ once more before he returned his plate and left for the bathroom.
He was washing his hands when Sirius came in.
“A piss kink, really?” he asked drily, trying to keep the amusement out of his voice.
A huge, shit-eating grin grew on Sirius’ face as they shrugged. “I have to keep up an appearance.”
“But do you have to be so …” obnoxious about it, he wanted to say, but refrained from it because the answer was clearly yes.
“What? You’re telling me you don’t like to be called Daddy?” They blinked innocently, nearly pouting.
He huffed. “I don’t.”
They leaned in over his shoulder.
“Fuck me, Daddy,” they whispered close to his ear and Remus would keep pretending for the rest of his life that never affected him. After a few seconds and in a normal voice Sirius added, “We could also just tell them.”
Remus let out a sigh. “Not yet. I just … need a bit more time,” he said and felt bad about it because he knew how much Sirius’ friends meant to them. He just wasn’t ready yet.
“Whatever you say, baby, but I’m telling you they’ll love you. More than me probably. If anything, I should be the one worried that they’ll replace me with you.”
He looked up at the mirror to take in the sight of Sirius and himself next to each other.
“Soon,” he promised.
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van1llam1lkk · 7 months
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Bitter Cravings
[ sfw | TW ; Manipulation, Feederism, Implied Sexual Content, Dubcon, Mentions of Terrorism and Homicide, Coercion As well as some General Yandere content but it's very subtle, Smoking, There's a scene where smoke is blown into your mouth]
Female Yandere x GN Reader
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Mei hums a oddly familiar tune to herself, her gentle smile never wavering from her face as you hesitantly ate the dessert she had prepared for you.
"Do you have to watch me eat?" You ask, ending the silence that was only punctuated by the clinking of your silverware and Mei's humming.
"But of course, I have to make sure my Darling eats their fill." She remarks, propping her chin up with her hand. "And you are entertaining me, no? In turn I..." She trails off, clearly already forgetting what the original deal was.
"You give me information about this place in return," You remind her, irritated at her short-term forgetfulness.
"Oh yeah! Yeah, so hurry up and eat- you want that information don't ya'?" She pauses before adding "Pretty please?"
You stare at her for a moment before turning back to your plate of chocolate cake. Gingerly, you cut the rich velvet cake with your fork, somewhat embarrassed that Mei is watching your every move. When you take the first bite, it is an explosion of flavor - dark chocolate, ganache and vanilla cake melting together in your mouth. And with each little bite of yours her gaze bears down on you harder.
The dessert was delicious, but the fact that you were being watched so intently made the experience rather off-putting and Intimate in a uncomfortable way.
"This is way better than what they have around here," you say, in an attempt to avoid an awkward silence.
"Yes, there are several farms in my faction. So, unlike the subpar products we sell to you, we just keep the high-quality items for ourselves or outside vendors." She waved her hand nonchalantly before continuing. "It's really nothing complicated."
You hummed in acknowledgment as you tried to think of your next question. "So... Whole water incident." She let out a loud groan and threw her head back in annoyance as she mumbled a colorful vocabulary or curses. Digging through her pockets, she pulled out a pack of cigarettes and removed one small one from it—odd since she said she could make any product she wanted— and put it into a golden cigarette holder.
"It happened before I was born, so truth be told I can't give you many details. But in short, a large number of members bought large amounts of highly concentrated forms of Soman and released it in the subway stations The leaders behind the act were executed and the followers were probably just sentenced to life in prison." She hesitates for a second, trying to recall any other crucial details.
"There were several homicides that followed, targeting anyone in positions of power or people who leaked information about the incident afterwards. Their bodies were dismembered and strewn about. And after those two events, the government kept us under surveillance for a while— seventy decades if I'm right." It was strange how nonchalantly she spoke of such a heinous act of terrorism.
"We still are, now that I think about it, but they're less strict now; just have to get their permission when purchasing certain drugs."
"That's a little fucked up... You're talking as if it was no big deal and like there weren't hundreds of people that might have been killed because of it," you say, a hint of irritation creeping into your voice.
Mei scoffs in response, throwing an arm around your waist and pulling you close. She takes a deep drag from her cigarette Cabriole before blowing the smoke right in your face. As you blink away the cloud, she finally responds.
"Honey, this place is probably less corrupt than your own government, and that's saying a lot. Just because we had a couple of accidents doesn't make us all bad." Her hand tightens around your mid-drift as she continues speaking. "Besides, I'm more interesting than any of this rusty old place's history. And I can give you so much more than anyone else ever could."
She lays her head on your shoulder briefly before sitting on your lap and wrapping her arm around your neck.
"I don't get why you can't join up here; I give you so much already and all you do for me is come by a few times a week." An annoyed scowl appears on her features. "You'd be able to get so much out of being a member here."
“Would you ever want to try smoking?” Her eyes shifted, obviously interested in the topic. “Just inhale, alright?” Before you could ask for further detail, she leaned closer and blew smoke directly into your mouth, catching you off guard. You reflexively swallowed, triggering a coughing fit that made her laugh softly. “Ahh, so I take it you have no experience with this.” She twirled the golden Cabriole around her fingers as she examined your reaction. She paused for a few seconds, studying your face before leaning closer and pushing you back against the pillows.
"You're a pretty little thing aren't cha'? And such a willing participant, letting me use you for my own amusement" She teases, her voice clearly mocking you're willingness to do in exchange for a little information.
"But, I'm not done using you." She adds on in a whisper, those words being the only warning you get before her lips soft and warm pressed against yours, the taste of Tobacco lingering on her tongue.
her hand lightly tracing your chest as her hand wanders downwards. Stopping just above your waist where she lingered for a moment longer before giving you a light squeeze.
Mei pulled away from the kiss, her breath coming out in hot puffs against your neck. "You know," she began, "there is more to be gained by joining us than just access to high-quality goods." Her fingers traced circles on your waist, lightly messing with the waistband of your pants. "And I'm sure you know where I'm getting at, don't you?"
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anon would hate that
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chrollohearttags · 2 months
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rule #1: never take ashwagandha and get wine drunk 🧍🏾‍♀️
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so who’s the top and who’s the bottom? 😅
CW: talk of sex.
submissive and dominant aren’t used in a bdsm sense here more of a who’s leading the interaction way.
too start i think both of them lean more switch but i’ll go on to explain more of where they fall on the spectrum of top/bottom sub/dom.
Leona leans more power bottom. i really like the idea lion beastmen have penile spines like real lions and believe that would make him topping bit more difficult like having to take extra care so he doesn’t hurt his partner especially if that partner is a human which Trey is. Leona’s lazy ass probably isn’t willing to exert extra energy regularly when he could just bottom! honestly he’s almost a pillow prince. he clearly like’s leading and doesn’t like obeying others (he doesn’t even have a vice housewarden because they’d challenge him) so he’d obviously be more dominant. though he’s not against occasionally being put in his place especially if it means getting to see less goody sides of his goody-two-shoes boyfriend.
Trey is a service top he finds it much more pleasurable to him to do acts to his partner then acts done on him so bottoming isn’t his thing also considering his minor gender hangs up (referencing him saying “dancing can be embarrassing for guys” in jp wish upon a star) he’d probably take a while to get to the point he’s comfortable with bottoming due to it have associations with femininity but once he worked that through he’d be fine doing it every once in a while if his partner wants. wether he’s dominant or submissive completely depends on who he’s with and on this blog he’s with Leona so he’s subbing.
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haystarlight · 3 months
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Friendly reminder that condoms aren't just for people with dicks. Like, there's the big condoms that are made to put on vaginas but also:
People that use straps/dildos/toys sometimes put condoms on the things to keep them clean. (Cause it's important to keep those things clean, that stuff goes inside people! Keep it clean!)
People that cut up condoms with scissors to make homemade dental dams.
Anyway have fun and be safe.
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sonnykissed · 6 months
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I’m in blue
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simpletale-officiale · 7 months
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okay but who REALLY brings the fun around here, like WHO is the one who'd throw parties almost 24/7
what about fresh? since we never saw him before :D
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it's just a hippie, nothing more nothing less
he kinda just accidentally created a group of pro-sanscest hippies that just camps around areas, smokes weed and fucks (he himself does not agree with sancest)
they have no importance to the story or lore and is as basic as how hippies get portrayed in media
did i mention that they all gang bang eachother and is therefore wanted by the police?
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barbelo-babe · 6 months
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Not to hornypost on main but HRT is wreaking havoc on my mortal soul and I need put these thoughts where someone can see it and understand what I’m going through
I’ve never felt so touch starved or this desperate for intimacy
A stranger complimented my jacket today and tugged on it sharply as they walked past and I nearly melted at their touch
It’s like no matter how much release I get, 5 minutes later my skin is burning hot, like I need to feel someone’s body on top of mine.
That’s not even mentioning trigger words that send me into a borderline catatonic state. I hear someone say “good girl” or “good boy” and I am WRESTLING myself to not collapse into their body. Clawing at the desk not to slip into oblivion
I think I’ve accidentally Pavloved myself because, respectfully, orgasming feel so much better and rewarding than it did before I started.
I think I’m beginning to understand when people say “this would fix me” because I genuinely feel like someone throwing me onto my bed to mount and fuck me from behind WOULD make me stop feeling so sexually frustrated right now.
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rfswitchart · 1 month
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“While getting food at an arcade on the outskirts of Dallas-Fort Worth, Amity and Willow talk about their friendship, their relationships, and everything else in between.” AND WE'RE BACK! ....I mean, you can't keep us from rolling........ UGH! DAMMIT LUZ! NOW YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IT! Anyway, Act One is behind us, now time for Act Two, which will take us from Dallas, TX to the midway point of San Diego, CA, and we'll conclude this arc with a trip up to Seattle, WA as well as another check in with Camila and the other adults.
Oh, and one more thing, very important...
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Road Trip has now officially hit 5000 views. Thank you to everyone who has read this and I hope you love what is to come. Now, in the words of Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog: "MOVING RIGHT ALONG!"
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roselleasly · 2 months
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Rushed this SO BAD because I wanted to get this done before my sixth day. Anyway. T updates!
Cw for some wannabe sex education under the cut
For now the roughest part of the journey has been worrying about going bald and remembering if I actually put the gel on or if I put too little or too much or if I didn't at all. Being schizoid really doesn't help with this, but the main reason I've been having troubles with it is because when I wake up I'm still in an off state. I'm just dissociated and it makes it tough to remember what I do in the morning.
Another not pleasant change I've already started noticing has been genital changes. I find it inconvenient rather than unpleasant, it's probably in my top 3 of the changes I look the most forward to. I'm a bit shy when it comes to talking about it but I feel like it's the one part that's talked about the least, and it's one of the earliest changes too! (And when it is talked about, it's often demonized or treated as undesirable and diagusting) It's still too early for there to be any noticeable changes in looks, especially since I always had a higher testosterone level than avarage because of PCOS, so a lot of stuff was already happening before T (ie; minor facial hair, lower voice register, higher libido, etc.), but there have definitely been noticeable changes in sensation. My biggest tip is to not wear pants that are right against your crotch and that if you pack (esp if your packer is right in contact with your skin like an STP), finding a way to keep it in place could probably help keep the stakes down, consider investing in a harness of making your own. Or just buying some tight boxers. Have fun with your new found pubescent boy libido /sarcastic
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auroras-void · 6 months
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Anyone else find with transfem HRT, that in addition to being more difficult to get hard and stay hard, it's also way easier to get wet/drippy? Like my gf has p regularly gotten me wet enough to soak all the way through my panties, and I'm p sure it wasn't like that for me before, or at least not nearly as often or as easily as now.
Idk, maybe my ex was just bad at sex or smthn lol and it's just confirmation bias (though I don't think that's the case), but just something I've noticed, curious if anyone else has had the same experience?
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ask-the-spooky-fellas · 4 months
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So is Danny blackmailing Richard or is their relationship that good that Richard just gives him the money for stuff?
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