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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

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World Infrastructure Map

by Peter Atwood

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Instead of it saying ‘secret third thing’ on polls, it said ‘fuck you, I’m gay.’

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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Everytime I see queer people existing in public spaces I breathe a little easier

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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This might have been a bad family dinner to get high before ...

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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remake of that one post that i cannot find so some please link it in the comments!!

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okay but seriously 7+ billion ppl is a number that absolutely wouldn't exist without the coercion to reproduce that straight society produces. i don't want ppl to die i want ppl to keep cumming in her gay ass

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