simpletale-officiale

[simpletale-officiale]

CW// A LOT OF FUCKING RANTING

was gonna post this on my main but feels like this needs to be said and will also explain some DNI's I'm gonna put on the blog soon. probably wont keep this post up for long since ik russ is gonna get mad at me for this oof lmao honestly pisses me off how many people genuinely believe men or people who like other genders outside of women can even be lesbians. WOMEN WHO LIKE WOMEN EXCLUSIVLEY ARE LESBIANS!

THIS INCLUDES TRANS WOMEN! THEY CAN BE LESBIANS TOO! YOU ARENT A LESBIAN IF YOU IDENTIFY AS A MAN OR LIKE OTHER GENDERS THEN WOMEN LIKE MEN.

I've been seeing a lot of posts recently on twitter and even a few here on good ol tumblr where people have been calling themselves "bi-lesbians" or "lesboys" and quite honestly they anger me. Like the fact that these two words shouldn't even fit in a sentence together because the definition states that the attraction is exclusively between women. Its even approved by Oxford Languages, which publish the Oxford Dictionaries. or even the Wikipedia articles definition (which is protected btw, so it cant be vandalized.)

Every time i mention this to one of these "lesboys" or "bi lesbians" they immediately immediately assume I'm transphobic for some reason? Like seriously every time i show them the literal definition of the word they immediately try to coax me into saying something that by their standards is considered transphobic while ironically a pattern I've noticed while arguing with them is they ask this question a lot "but aren't trans men lesbians?" or "but what if a trans man identifies as a lesbian" NO?!?!?!? CAUSE TRANS MEN ARE MEN!!! THE DEFINTION OF LESBIAN IS WOMEN ATTRACTED EXCLUSIVLEY TO WOMEN! IF YOU CALL A TRANS MAN A LESBIAN YOU ARE IMPLYING HE IS A WOMAN WICH IS TRANSPHOBIC!! And even if we assume the "modern" definition of the word that (that I've almost never heard used outside of, you guessed it, bi-lesbian/lesboy spaces.) lesbian means non male attracted to non male THEN YOURE STILL IMPLYING THAT TRANS MEN ARENT MEN WHICH IS TRANSPHOBIC!! and imma be honest it feels obvious to me that this is clearly based in misogyny/lesbiphobia cause almost no one is doing this to gay men. "why do you care frosty? you're not even a girl!" BECAUSE IM QUEER AND CARE ABOUT THE QUEER COMMUNTIY! AND WHATS HAPPENING IS HARMFUL TO ACUTAL LESBIANS!!! AND UNLIKE SOME OF YOU I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED EMPATHY FOR OTHERS! IF YOU ARE A "LESBOY" OR A "BI-LESBIAN" DNI IF YOU GENIUENLY THINK THAT TRANS MEN COULD BE CONSIDERED LESBIANS THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY TRANSPHOBIC. DNI

MEN CANNOT BE LESBIANS LESBIANS CANNOT LIKE MEN THIS SHOULD NOT BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT

WAS GONNA ADD AN EXTRA SECTION BUT THIS POST PERFECTLY SUMS UP MY EXTRA THOUGHTS. https://www.tumblr.com/borderline-purrsonality/736106363763228672/i-legitimately-do-not-give-a-single-shit-what?source=share

#rant post #personal post #dni stuff #oh yeah forgot to mention nonbinary lesbians are cool as well #frosty scream like gnome throws himself at brick wall and explode #lgbt pride #we at the simpleverse are suffering #simpletale #simpleverse

[simpletale-officiale]

honestly ive kinda been rotting in a corner for the last month or so but i wake up today to 56 NOTIFICATIONS ALL FROM TODAY????? LIKE HOLY SHIT IVE DONE NOTHING SINCE DECEMBER AND I HAVE 56 NOTIFICATIONS??????????????????/POS

#holy shit #what the fuck #you guys are insane #i love that #simpletale #frosty #rotting in my room

[simpletale-officiale]

HOLY SHIT PIPISLOVER HAS MADE IT TO TUMBLR HE IS SPREADING HES GOING TO INFECT THE CHILDREN WITH THE SPAMTON VIRUS

some little Great&Glitching SPAMTON's..

for TheWinter . . .

#spamton g spamton

[simpletale-officiale]

EVERYBODY GO WISH @dailykatnep A HPPY BIRTHDAY NOW!!!!!!

#DO IT #simpletale #simpleverse #simpleswap #fellsimple

[simpletale-officiale]

*Shuffles the important/popular Papyri into a school classroom. All of the desks have been put into a circle. I ask them to sit.* ”Alright, thank you all for coming here today. This is a monumental step towards healing, and I congratulate you all. This session is about your Favorite Character Ever. Just a small confession, you can give as much or as little explanation as you want. And don’t lie! The point of this session is to accept yourself. I’ll start. My Favorite Character Ever is c!Wilbur Soot from the Dream SMP.”

*I pass the microphone to the right of me.*

Well that aged horribly

#help lmao #was gonna draw an actual response to this before the WS expose came out but this is honestly funnier #oof lmao #No offense to anon you're allowed to like whatever you want but is anyone suprised were talking about DSMP and minecraft youtubers here lma

[simpletale-officiale]

ICELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO PROUD OF ICELAND I LOVE BEING ICELANDIC ICELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Took this photo a while back and now I can’t unsee it…

#iceland #lazytown

[simpletale-officiale]

bodies on netflix is so good and i fucking love karl weissman

#karl weissman #bodiesnetflix

[simpletale-officiale]

ayo? wont spoil but cooolllllllllllllllllllllllll

personal simplified delta sans headcanon.

he's constantly powered by human blood. he also prob has both varisk and hera souls(on the gloves)

simpletale by @simpletale-officiale

[simpletale-officiale]

my phone cracked

while getting home from shopping i checked my phone and like half the fucking screen turned black which i cannot touch whatsoeverand it just aint worth the effort to continue using it in order to save any of my files there so im gonna need a new one (mainly due to the other methods being heavily inferior to just using a phone for some reason) TLDR; phone fucked, need new, now its up to winters

#russ is out of commission #simpletale #simpleverse #simpleswap #fellsimple #NO MORE PASTEL :(((((((((( #NO MORE ERROR404 :((((( #NO MORE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! :C

[simpletale-officiale]

bro your a one piece fan look in a fucking mirror

your "hot" characters look like fucking twigs as well

NOT COOL FROSTY

DONT SAY THAT AGAIN

I’m actually really upset about hazbin hotel fetishizing gay relationships and gay sex because those character designs are so fucking ugly and making them have yaoi together Is so painful for me it’s like taking something deeply culturally significant to me and twisting it to make me sick

#no lmao #WE DO NOT SUPPORT ANYTHING BY VIVZIEPOP #one piss vs hashit hotel idk both piss us off

[simpletale-officiale]

taylor swift going to get a fork from her kitchen

"LOOK AT THAT!"

#taylor swift is mid

[simpletale-officiale]

hey... rus... which simpleton is the most fun to draw?

she so autism, she so ipad kid, shes the only one besides 404 to have her own tag... if she talked more frequently it'd be like talking to a bunch of children

heres an old sketch i never finished because I thought i could do better with her, stay tuned muhahahahaha!!!! >:)

#simpletale #simpleverse #ink sans #PASTEL SWEEP!!! #Russ

[simpletale-officiale]

SAAAAANS! SAAAANS! I ATE A WEIRD BAG OF SKEETLES AND NOW MY FACE IS MELTING OFF!!! CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!!

parchment by @coolskeleton59

#simpletale #coolskeleton59

[simpletale-officiale]

can i eat your art. please

#simpletale #FOOD

[simpletale-officiale]

MY COMPUTER HAS FINISHED BEING REPAIRED!!

#simpletale #simpleverse #simpleswap #fellsimple #lets goooo

[simpletale-officiale]

No valentines fuck you

we don't celebrate that shit here in iceland we celebrate öskudagur AND WE SING AND WEAR SILLY COSTUMES AND WHEN WE SING WE GET CANDY ITS LIKE HALLOWEEN BUT SINGING YES IM GOING TO BE A CLOWN AND IT WILL BE SO JOLLY AND JOYOUS AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME good for you frosty (i say, before celebrating valentines with my bf)

#simpletale #simpleverse #simpleswap #fellsimple #öskudagur #iceland

[simpletale-officiale]

frosty holy shit holy ahit homy shit frosty dustbeölief dustbelief ia alive frosty did you see this frosty its alive frosty its alive FROSTY

Ive known this since the day this page came out LMAO

hey. See ya in 5 years guys! 👋

(I'm joking... maybe... I hope ( ._.) )

First - Previous - Next

#FROSTY #DID YOU SEE THIS??? #ITS ALIVE #WE ARE SO BARACK!!!