#crime soulmates

[realbeefman]

house and wilson are both committing malpractice but in like. opposite ways. house is so detached from his patients that it sometimes actively harms his diagnostic process and almost always causes unnecessary distress/harm to his patients but wilson is so. so disgustingly disturbingly attached to every single person he treats. he sleeps with patients he gives his liver to a guy who doesn’t even know his name his office is a literal monument to the items he’s collected from everyone he couldn’t save. they’re both incapable of maintaining or respecting personal boundaries but it manifests in vastly different ways.

#this is why they are perfect for each other #enabler x enablee #soulmates really #hilson #house md #james wilson #greg house #hate crimes md

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

One of my favourite examples when talking about how well Wilson and House know each other, is the episode where Wilson becomes convinced that House has a gun. The fact that Wilson even knows House has a gun in the first place shows how much they know each other. But in the episode, they both trick each other and Wilson breaks into House's apartment and House tries to stop Wilson, but eventually Wilson outsmarts him and ends up going through House's apartment and everything he owns, all while House is insistent that he does not own a gun.

And then, at the end, Wilson pulls up to House's office, brandishing the gun, going, "Ah ha! I knew it." And House rolls his eyes and tells Wilson it's fake and Wilson doesn't believe him, and House eventually hands him back the gun and tells him to shoot him. So Wilson is standing there holding a gun with House encouraging and trying to goad him into shooting him to prove that it's fake. Eventually, Wilson gives up and gives House back the gun and concedes. And then, at the end, it's revealed that the gun was real, and House's bluff was to try to get Wilson to shoot him with a loaded gun as a way to earn his trust.

This is such a good example because I feel like it wouldn't have worked the way it did with anyone else. House was betting his life on how well he knows Wilson, he was so sure that Wilson wouldn't risk shooting him even with a fake gun, that he handed him a loaded weapon and tried to convince Wilson to shoot him. He only did that because he knew Wilson wouldn't. Wilson, on the other hand, knows House well enough to know that he definitely had a gun, and there was always a chance that it was real even if House said it wasn't. He took the gun with that knowledge and refused to do what House was encouraging him to do. He knew House well enough to know that House knew him well enough that there's a chance he'd pull a bluff like this. And so Wilson didn't risk it. They know each other so well that House can hand a loaded gun to Wilson, convince him it's fake, tell Wilson to shoot him, and then be secure in the knowledge that he's not in danger because Wilson wouldnt do it.

I feel like 90% of the characters would've just shot him because they fell for it and wouldn't have believed House would pull something like that. And I don't think House would've pulled that with anyone but Wilson.

#Theyre soulmates your honour #And before someones like “well House doesnt care if he dies” #Yes he does but even if he didnt he would never risk Wilson being the one to accidentally kill him and have to live with it #hed never put wilson through that #checkmate #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #wilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #house/wilson

[ghosted-jazz]

Oh no- they’re domestic

#MY WEAKNESS!! DOMESTIC FLUFF! #double life smp #impulsesv #bdouble0 #skizzleman #Impulse knew what he was doing playing that soft music when he and bdubs were doing work around the house AND IMMMM NOT READY #Skizz isn't in dlsmp because hes too busy planning all these weddings #Also if Skizz was in dlsmp and he didn't get Impulse as his soulmate im sorry but that'll be a crime. they share hearts all the time already #my art

[thethiefandtheairbender]

endless list of otps: (remake) Callum and Rayla, The Dragon Prince

To have that kind of strength, it's not enough to love someone. You have to trust them to share the burdens you carry. [...] Callum, there's a... burden I'm carrying, and I've kept it a secret. And maybe that's part of what's made things weirder with us. But I think—I know that I trust you to help me carry this. If you're okay with that? Rayla. We've been through a lot together. And a lot has changed. Well, some things have changed—but not everything: I would do anything for you.

#rayllum #limiting this to only like 3 moments per season was. impossible and a crime #i'll have to do one of those Big picspams with them someday or something #maybe once all the seasons are out #tdpedit #the dragon prince #my edits #tdp #otp #otp: the most amazing person i've ever met #shout out to 'hey sad prince' 'we're lucky to have your as our friend. i do trust you' #all their dumb puns to each other esp in s3 and s5 #'just push me-' 'Together <3' #the way this man jumping off a mountain for her was just scratching the surface of his insanity #all the hugs and helping each up and dumb shared smiles and bouncing ideas off each other <33 #i love them So Much #enemies to friends to best friends And lovers to estranged besties to alterous as hell soulmates

[multifand0mbabe]

My favorite kind of duo: Partner in crime who got their endgame!

Aka THE cops + THEIR consultants ❤️

#bones tv #booth x brennan #castle #caskett #lucifer #deckerstar #the mentalist #jisbon #partner in crime #endgame #soulmates #seeley booth #temperance brennan #kate beckett #richard castle #chloe decker #lucifer morningstar #teresa lisbon #patrick jane

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[squishymamasboy]

Stuilly core 🔪

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#stuilly #Husbands of horror #Soulmates #Partners in crime #Stu macher #billy loomis #scream #Call them whatever you want I'll call them in love #This necklace is basically for all of my OTPs #CAN Y'ALL TELL I SCRATCHED UP MY NECK FOR THIS? LMAO

[xxswagcorexx]

love reading swagdoons fics because it literally goes from "CAN'T STAND HIS FAKE ASS!!!" *one year later* "me and the love of my life"

#swagdoons #tw swearing #media.warning.swearing #like. #maybe one day the swagdoons ex's fic i have in my head will be real but #its so funny. how did we go from a crime lord playing russian roulette with his hostage #to domestic fluff soulmates that find each other in every universe #tw caps #media.warning.caps

[sandraohdamn]

#manifest #manifest netflix #ben stone #saanvi bahl #ben x saanvi #benvi #manifestedit #song: soul mate by flora cash #mine #jeff rake you will pay for your crimes #they're soulmates and i will die on this hill!!!

[milquetoast-on-acid]

Mariska and Chris play firefighters for a day

#bensler #mariska hargitay #christopher meloni #chris meloni #robert john burke #denis leary #law and order organized crime #they really were firefighters 🚒🔥 for a day! #bro! look how cute they are! #look at her! she's a spider monkey. #they love each other so much y'all! #their love is so pure and they make me believe in soulmates #because these two are #i don't mean romantic #svu #law and order special victims unit #law and order: svu #olivia benson #elliot stabler #bro!!! they are so freaking adorable 🥰

[hargreevesseance]

okay but the fact that one of mobius’s aliases is mr. tesseract has me foaming at the mouth!!!

#i’m feral!!! #clawing at the goddamn walls #they’re soulmates your honor #okay but loki finding out about this and getting extra flirty #that mobius was his favorite crime #(bc we know loki is mobius’s favorite crime) #my first post in like 4 years #and it’s THIS #because i’ve had brainrot for WEEKS now #i’m sorry but i need to know more about mobius #lokius #loki series #loki #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #AND the addition of O.B. (mr. ouruborus) i’m 🥹

[hotluncheddie]

Do you think there would be a difference in how much Robin knows about Steve's kinks, depending on whether it's Steve or Eddie growing a belly?

oh man, i think there would be and i dunno if he'd ever go into detail with her as in like, actually what goes down in like super detail. but i think she would definitely know enough, he would tell her if she ever asked questions and she definitely definitely knows they're obsessed with each other.

i guess with steve it might start with like, pointing out that he looks a little different, that he looks good, the weight suits him. and it does but more importantly she can see how happy he is. maybe she sees how eddies hand rests on his stomach when they cuddle on the couch, or how he likes to offer steve bites of his food if they're having different things for dinner. likes to get steve something sweet when they watch a movie, refilling whatever snack it is if he gets up to got to the bathroom. robin notices, she notices steves soft eyes and pleased smile. so she points out his weight gently, kindly, says 'you like it don't you.' just to see him nod, 'its weird isn't it?' but again she remembers his smile, the ease of his laugh these days. 'nah.'... but he's still her best friend and that gives her the right to poke him and smile, sharp and teasing, 'and eddie likes it too, really likes it.' just to see him blush, cover his face, maybe pace around or wriggle where they're laid out on her bed. say 'yeah', answer if she asks for details, says how good it all feels, the kissing, the food, how eddie fucks him so dee- 'yep okay! i don't want details actually.' and they'll both laugh, and she'll look at him, her best friend, her soulmate, body a little different but she loves him so much. loves how happiness looks on him.

with eddie it'd be a little different, but she's notice, eddie is her friend too. she see him soften, eat a little more, that kind of thing. but more so, mainly, she'd notice the way steve notices eddie. watch him follow eddie with his eyes, sometimes a little dark, sometimes achingly soft. she'd see them sneak off, eddie pulling steve by the hand, steve slipping his hand into eddies back pocket. she once caught them mid makeout, eddie pushing steve agains the wall with his bulk, in a way that made so much sense, she knew what he liked in bed, this was just another piece of the puzzle that was steve harrington. (she noticed all that before squawking and covering her eyes, telling them to knock it off. all of them ending up with the giggles.) she points it out one day, steve with his head rested in his palm, watching eddie move around and then fall heavily onto the couch, right after finishing the meal steve cooked him. 'eddies getting bigger.' she'd say, no judgment, no care, he looks good. and steve, he just sights, loved up and dopey, 'yeah.' he'd said, all dreamy and she smiles, loves them so much, so happy for her best friend... but she still shares an apartment with them, can't have them get too comfortable. 'im gonna head to bed, sex on the couch is still banned.' and steve balks at her, but then he smiles, because he knows she'll love him no matter what. no matter what him and his freaky boyfriend get up to. it'll never change them.

<3

#this got so soft so quick #they just love each other so much!!! #ty for this!!! #my partner in crime #the biggest brain around #chubby steve harrington #chubby eddie munson #steddie wg #hotlunch #stobin soulmates #ask

[noname-404s-blog]

💔💔

#soulmates #you broke my soul #you destroyed me #my soul was broken #recovery #heartbreak #depressing shit #sadcore #tw depressing stuff #depressing life #depressing quotes #and heartbreak image #sad quotes #im crying #sad thoughts #you will pay for this #you will pay for your crimes #im not ok guys #im not okay #i still love her #i want to feel better #sadgirl #nostaligiacore #sad nostalgia #nostalgic #you broke my fucking heart #you broke my heart #brokenheart #im cryin #sad things

[ghestlin]

Thinking of people assuming Tim and Kon are dating because Tim is always going to the Kent's to get away from Gotham where in reality Kon is just happy to be an Alibi and stay out of whatever mess Tim and Bart get up to.

Then there's Bart who finds the whole thing hilarious at first gets more annoyed over the fact that people outside of the og yj assume it's Kon that Tim's dating, even other hero's but never him.

#uhoh ppl think im dating one of my friends but in reality im doing crimes with my soulmate vibes #tim drake #batman #comics #robin #red robin #bart allen #impulse #hummingbird #timbart #barttim

[babygirlhatecrimehouse]

Sincerely one of the best parts of house MD is that by the Force of the Narrative™ all of the fellows became acquainted, nay, friends with Wilson. Like House and Wilson are so absorbed in each other's shit that they string everyone else along with them.

#house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #and isnt that what love is all about in the end #forcing ur underlings to know and talk to and maybe even like ur soulmate

[marimosalad]

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Art I made for my darling @pursuitseternal’s fic, Our Blood is Thicker, Astarion x OC who were betrothed 200 years ago, before his death and subsequent enslavement under Cazador. Reunited after the fateful Nautiloid crash, she suffers through painful memories of her long lost love, while he remembers nothing from his previous life — but both irreversibly changed from centuries of grief and torment. The drawing takes a snapshot of their sweet love in their youth contrasted to their withered, battle-worn, traumatized aged selves, where they rediscover each other as soulmates, as they forge together a future in which they will never be separated again.

Rating: E | Chapters: 12/?

More description below because I can’t stop myself from gushing about them!

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⚔️ Cordehlia is a Commander, a Fighter who has dealt with her grief and pain by becoming a notoriously deadly warrior. She’s hot headed and passionate, quick to unsheathe her weapon, but losing Astarion has left a permanent hole in her heart that no amount of blood can fill.

🗡️ Astarion can’t recall his life prior to Cazador due to extreme trauma. A highborn son of nobility, he’d left his betrothed behind to study to become a magistrate in Baldur’s Gate to make a name for himself among the elite, and never returned.

♥️ They’re a couple of horny horndogs who have had terrible coping mechanisms (violence & sex), but they are ultimately two peas in a pod. She gets his ambition, he gets her single mindedness. They push each other to great heights, and are not afraid to take risks. What that means for their future, we shall see told in the coming chapters 🤭

#astarion #astarion fanfic #astarion art #astarion fan art #bg3 fanfiction #my art #PursuitsEternal #marimosalad #bg3 #astarion x female tav #astarion x oc #astarion x female oc #soulmates #soulmatism #partners in crime