#im right though

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[butchybats]

Louis apologists and Lestat apologists constantly being at each other’s throats is stupid because they’re apologists for each other. We should be having gay sex like them.

#does this make any sense #im right though #interview with the vampire

[mickmundy]

"well, fraulein bluey, as you are no doubt aware, nobody quite knows just How cats can get in one's stomach... but nevertheless i fear that operation is inevitable. fraulein bingo, please put the patient to sleep so we can proceed"

casually crossing over my two favorite things dont mind me. anyway

bluey would have SO much fun with medic bc medic would let her have Unlimited Stickenpokies and medic doesn't have a medical license (but Does have a wild imagination) i think they'd have the most FUN games of Clinic.. where they Of Course both forget to put their patients under!

and bingo would LOVE hanging out with sniper bc he'd be so patient with her... they'd have so much fun... so here are my two favorites being my two favorites together... "sniping can be so trifficult!! :'(" sooo true bingo god your wisdom!

#xposted from my twt #dutchfoolery #ive been sitting on this for MONTHS because i wanted more of my oomfies to get into bIuey so that i wouldnt seem Crazy for posting this #im right though #it feels so stupid to tag this but i want it tagged in my own blog archive so like. uugghh #tf2 #medic #sniper #unfunnypages

[takami-takami]

It's one in the morning so i'll post this when no one sees to hide my shame.

I just know Keigo cums so much. He shoots fat, sticky ropes. I just know his backshots and creampies are out of this world.

#don't look at me #im right though #i couldnt even make this into a fic i just had to blurt it out #will delete this once I get some sense in me #god bless #🐇 rambles

[devzik]

If you think that a blind boy wouldn't be overly physically affectionate towards their significant other then here's your wake up call.

Also if you think that someone who (I'm pretty sure) doesn't even hug his sister would be the overly physically affectionate one then this is also your wake up call.

#hogwarts legacy #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #probably unpopular #im right though

[gizmogigiz]

This is my insanity arc

#im right though #robbie mercer #stu macher #wes hicks #roman bridger #chad meeks martin #charlie walker #randy meeks #mickey altieri #billy loomis #derek feldman #scream #scream 2 #scream 3 #scream 4 #scream 5

[vii-spider]

c. catney.

#total drama #total drama island #courtney total drama #courtney td #tdi #idk if this would be part of the moth dawn stuff #so im just not gonna tag it #im right though #she would 100% be a cat #also shes afraid of jello bc it fucks up her fur #catgirl

[leafatlaw]

Estrogen could have saved Rolan Deep

#sparrow speaks #maybe i dont main tag thsi #im right though

[necronatural]

cant stop thinking of neuvillette/wriothesley cold duke of the north 4 cold duke of the north

#its the rofan brainpoisoning. #im right though #pers

[nouru-vi]

convinced btw that the Miracle's grand design behind every single one of its 'blessings' is in fact "what if there was a really fucked up guy. would that be fucked up or what"

#*is immediately and violently excommunicated* #im right though #blasphemous

[pagesofkenna]

editor hot take:

in any situation in which you 'need' to use an Oxford Comma to clarify meaning, you should just reorder the list

#ill expound on this when i actually clock out in a bit hold up #im right though

[hacksawboy]

another banger from my bsky

#im right though #watching a disturbing game iceberg rn and idk how we got from postal to rapelay but im absolutely complaining #i love disturbing games but sometimes i forget that its not just postal n manhunt n there r disturbing games that r genuinely deplorable #good disturbing is like postal 1997. manhunt. bad disturbing is fucking custers revenge and ethnic cleansing #fucking hate “disturbing” games that r just s/a or violence towards women or racism or shit like that #like man. just go play postal or some horror game if you wanna play a disturbing game. corpse party is my recc personally

[its-the-sa]

so im rewatching the centaurworld finale, and i just realized why i vibe with the nowhere king so hard:

he's fucking autistic.

like,..

on the one hand you have the general, who is this confident, charming, effortlessly cool Normal Guy, right?

and then you have the elk/nowhere king, who:

has a blank stare 90% of the time

speaks in a flat or unnatural-sounding tone

is blunt and honest to an uncomfortable degree

has no concept of personal space

cannot make eye contact like a normal person

obsessed with exactly one (1) thing, and talks about it until he is explicitly asked to stop

unironically uses the word 'mayhaps'

and like... he honestly doesnt even seem to realize how weird his behavior is?

that's what really gets to me. bc the original elktaur was so self-conscious about how others perceived him, but the nowhere king just... isnt. he gave his last fuck long ago. he doesnt even remember what normal is. hes in full autism overdrive at all times, and is not the tiniest bit sorry about it.

basically nwk is the literal embodiment of "do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes" and i just think thats really based of him

#centaurworld fandom #nowhere king #am i projecting? probably yes #im right though

[aro-oak]

Just called someone a loser for not using their turn signal. What has possessed me

#im right though

[fellfromavent]

Jimmy "not a builder" Solidarity

and Tango "Not a builder" Tek

making the most beautiful and cute builds I've ever seen, yeah sure they're not builders

#I mean just look at what they've done #they are builders and I love them #ranges from a whole scary castle to cute cottage house #im right though #hermitcraft #double life #tango tek #jimmy solidarity #nox rambles #mcyt

[nellieuno]

sometimes i think too hard about themes in codename: kids next door and then im talking about the cycle of abuse and the symbolism of father as a villain in a show about children fighting adult tyranny

and then i wonder how someone who doesn't care about knd would feel if they stumbled onto my blog and they were like "isn't that the cartoon with the gross pinkeye episode"

#im right though