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vodrae · 2 months
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Tim: Send dudes
Cassie: You mean nudes ?
Tim: No dudes im in a fight
Tim: Send dudes
Bart: OMW TIMMY
Tim: Send dudes
Kon: You mean nudes ? *Photo attached*
Tim: Damn drop the core routine
Also
I NEED HELP ASAP
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litta-jpg · 1 month
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highly throwable imp........
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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queen-of-hobgobblers · 9 months
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*At an anti-gay protest*
Cassie: What’s going on?
Kon: Remember how Bart was born like, a millenia after now?
Cassie: Yeah?
Kon: Well homophobia doesn’t really exist anymore by then, so he thinks it means a genuine fear of gay people.
Cassie: What?
Bart, with a microphone: If you guys don’t give me a million bucks right now, I will kiss this man on the mouth right in front of you! *Points to Tim*
Tim: I am torn between greed and gay.
Edit: okay so since a lot of people who reblogged have thought this exchange was original, it's not. I saw it on a post by @shitpostsfromarcadiahigh and assumed it was a quote taken from something like Brooklyn Nine Nine or The Good Place. In any case, I'm not the one who came up with it, I just saw it and wanted to make a YJ version. Either way I just wanted to make that clear and also apologize if I accidentally overstepped.
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nicomoon69 · 9 days
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tim drake harem 💖
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novacomics · 6 months
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timbart panel redraw
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roseandgold137 · 4 months
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the littles
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dramat-ique · 10 months
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Bart’s high speed chatter is basically white noise at this point. Timmy’s in for the best sleep of his life.
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greenapplebling · 6 months
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Someone said "if you can't do gay shit with your friends, are they really your friends?"
And I couldn't agree more
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devine-fem · 4 months
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damn and he was waiting patiently for it and everything. don't leave a guy hanging, bart.
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nothingmeowters · 7 months
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I’ve consumed all Timbart content available to me… I’m not sure how much longer I can live like this…
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jayzelnut · 2 months
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Kiss your speedster for luck
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litta-jpg · 10 months
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bart used puppy eyes! it's super effective!
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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How's retail Steph doing during the Valentine's Day sales?
Previous: Margie | Batkids | Rogues | Justice League | Retail batkids | Retail Bruce | Young Justice | Black Friday
[restaurant] 
Kory: *lovingly stares*
Barbara: *lovingly stares back*
Steph, who's been standing there for 2 minutes: ...I'll come back later.
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[grocery store] 
Duke: Where do I find chocolates for my girlfriend?
Steph: Not at this store if you care about her.
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[drive-thru] 
Steph: Welcome to Batburger, how may I help you?
Jason: We'll take the Harley and Ivy Couple's Combo.
Roy: And make the fries extra Jokerized.
Steph: Please go up to the window.
Jason and Roy: *drive up*
Steph: That'll be $23.51.
Jason: *pulls out a gun*
Steph: *sighs*
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[call center] 
Steph: Wayne Enterprises account support, how can I assist you?
Damian: We would like to inquire about purchasing a toilet.
Jon: A skibidi toilet. 
Damian and Jon: *snickering*
Steph: I'm telling Cass.
Damian and Jon: *hang up*
Steph: That's what I thought.
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[coffee shop] 
Steph: What can I get you guys?
Tim: We'll take a large frappuccino. 
Bernard: With two straws.
Kon, popping up out of nowhere: Make that three.
Bart, zooming in: Actually, four.
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[furniture store] 
Steph: Need any help over here?
Dick: Yeah, what's your most durable mattress?
Steph: ...Durable?
Dick: Yeah, so Wally and I can both jump on it.
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[clothing store] 
Renee: How does this dress look?
Steph: It looks great.
Kate: I think it'd be better on the floor.
Steph: I'm taking my fifteen-minute break. 
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[at home] 
Steph: Hey guys—
Steph: *walks in on Bruce and Selina*
Steph: *turns around*
Steph: Guess I'm working overtime today.
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livingdeadvoid · 2 months
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Tim: I'm dating-
Dick: Hold up, let me guess.
Tim: Oh.. uh okay?
Dick: Steph... Again.
Dick: Conner
Dick: Bart
Dick: Cassie
Dick: Cissie
Dick: J-
Tim: Bernard, I'm dating Bernard.
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aloofwindbag · 2 years
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He’ll set up an all-you-can-eat buffet for their wedding
Somewhat a continuation of this comic
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