Just read the comic where Joker runs into Robin!Tim for the first time post Ethiopia and starts raging about “How are you back!? I killed you! I killed you! No matter, just gotta do it again then!”
And it got me thinking again about how similar Tim and Jason must have looked in costume and just—
(Look I’m not saying there was a part of Bruce that was comforted by having “Jason” close again but—-)
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My favorite "emotional support" archetypes:
White haired dead kid
That guy's just autistic I think but this is a surreal setting so I'm rooting for him
Arsonist (emotional instability)
Accidental arsonist (ADHD)
"This prophecy fucking sucks and I don't want to be here" <- least luckiest person in the world
Baby (a child)
Babygirl (emotionally unstable man)
Milf (emotionally unstable man)
Instigator™️
Female serial killer
Guy/gal/icon who means well but has never been honest nor emotionally vulnerable once in their godsdamned life
Magician, but the magic is Fucked Up™️
*Matching special interests*
Milf (badass "can't tame her" energy)
Transgender allegory
"Your father died, and for fucked up reasons, you're the only one left of your people. Bet that won't have long term consequences huh."
And, of course,
Goth.
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Okay but given that you can make alcohol from just about any plant, a world built around Minecraft could have SUCH a liquor cabinet.
You’ve got your basics, the potato and wheat vodka, gin, whiskey, then rum from sugarcane or beet sugar if you’re feeling a little adventurous.
Then you’ve got the fancier things. Dandelion and melon wine, spike vodka, pumpkin liqueur, applejack. Zhuyeqing jiu and chocolate liquor if you REALLY want to go for the cool stuff.
You’ve got mead and all kinds of moonshine, everything from carrots to kelp to sawdust brandy if you live out in the Badlands. Sunflower and rose spirits, lilac wine, even milk liquor and advocaat if you want to deviate from plants a bit.
But then you’ve got the plants that don’t exist in our sphere.
Chorus liqueur, dripleaf absinthe, glowberry champagne and sweet berry wine, glow lichen beer and crème de spore blossom, golden apple cider, glistering cordial. For the truly danger-seeking, wither rose lanique.
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Minecraft feels like it doesn’t know what to do for big updates any more so they’re doing like small miscellaneous updates collected together. I wish they’d move on from trying to give them a theme bc I feel like that’s just confusing.
One thing I wish they’d do is do updates from time to time and go back and add pieces to old update. Like maybe add more fish or tree types.
Specifically what made me have this thought is that I’d love if they’d add more to the geodes. Like the amethysts are lovely but I’d love if there was a whole range of crystals to find in geodes!! I feel like that’s along the line of the archaeological stuff they’ve done recently! Digging into the earth for history and stuff!
Also if they ever do a forest update I’d freak out. I’d love if they revamped their nature bc I feel like that part of the over world specifically has been the same since the beginning era of minecraft. Like ocean, nether, caves, villages, NOW FOREST. And end.
Feels like natural progression of their universe growing! And I like feeling like the updates can have a “story” like aspect to me. Especially bc worldbuilding. Favorite idea when it comes to minecraft lore
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you are not a milf you are 29 years old
some people call me mom, and some people want to fuck me, that's the criteria I don't make the rules that just how the cookies crumble. milf by association
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JANE: Why are you microwaving carbonated drinks. That feels wrong.
DIRK: I dunno. Most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposefully lets Coke go flat because I like it better flat. So me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
ROXY: i feel like.......thats def gonna cause some sort of explosion? but also. idk enough about microwaving liquids to prove that
DIRK: That's fair. Probably would explode if I forget to open it beforehand, which likely will happen eventually.
ROXY: wait wait wiat are u microwaving it in the fucking can
DIRK: Yes??? It's only aluminum, right?
ROXY: ohhhh my fuckin god
JAKE: So um... microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching which can cause fires! I suppose thick aluminum is fine but thin aluminum like foil and i ASSUME the edge of an open can is NOT.
JANE: Not to mention, microwaving liquids can be dangerous, as they get hot extremely quickly...
DIRK: Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.
JAKE: ...
ROXY: O_O
JANE: I... I don't think you should be let near the microwave anymore.
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