#1 oz lemon juice

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

#2 oz vanilla vodka (i used pearl bc its cheap and good) #1 oz lemon juice #1 oz lavender syrup (1 part sugar 1 part 1 water in a sauce pan #healthy coating of EDIBLE!!!! lavender to cover the top #bring to boil then reduce to a simmer for 5 mins #take off heat and let that shit steep for a bit #longer the better #i say 25 mins at the LEAST for a strong flavor #15 mins will do the job tho probs #filter out the lavender w a siv #add 3 drops each of blue/red food dye to make it purple if u want #garnish w a lemon #i bartend at a restaurant and this is one of our signature cocktails #i was iffy about lavender cocktails/lattes n shit before #but this drink changed me. the perfect balance of lavender notes and sweet/citrus #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #dipnpip #danisnotonfire #do people still use that tag #whatever. its there #danandphilgames #<3 #i love them so much #they are my birth mothers

[bibleofficial]

girl i went & bought wine today & this cashier was SO damn NOSEY yall i was just tryin to get in get out & she’s out here makin full EYE CONTACT 👁️👁️ HI HOW ARE U TODAY ? like girl it’s 1 bottle ring me up here’s my id i was TUNED OUT & now i’m home lookin at the damn bottle like do i rly even want this

#stream #nosey !!!!! #i mean ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAMALA #my rationale is like ‘i should’ve went to the OTHER liquor store bc they’re WAY less NOSEY like 😭😭😭’ #anyway idk what it even is i think it’s a sauvignon or some shit bit my RATIONALE is bc i’m almost done w the vodka like i’m having #IM CALLING IT ‘ginger punch xx’ ALSKALSKLAKSLA like the xx is necessary bc it’s … unserious #1oz lemon juice + 1oz lime juice + 3oz ginger vodka + 4oz orange juice #WAIT HOLD ON + 1 teaspoon of grenadine + 2dashes angostura bitters #usually 2oz orange juice when it’s 2oz ginger vodka but i THOUGHT it was BARELY 3oz left but no it’s 4oz so i still got an oz of booze then #i can enjoy the wine but i also was TEW lazy to 1) clean the wine glasses & b) open the damn bottle like WORK ew anyway #i mean i LOVE the ginger lunch i think it’s so fun #i love drinking!!!!! m #wine girly in progress #like ALSKALSKALKSALKSLA AT LEAST U KNOW TO STOP AT 2 GLASSES #do u ? no xx #but instead u just drink until ur hungover every night ALSKALSKLAKSALKSLAKSLA #w liquor #bc honestly as i progress in drunkenness i just forgo all mixers im just like ‘martini time girl … u can focus & balance for like 2sec of #pour we’re good’ ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSL #LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #it’s bc american liquor laws are so strict but like girl i’m 23 ? am i ? #no i’m 24 !!!!!!!!!!!!! #IM 24 GIRL FUCK OFF #NOSEY #‘u don’t look like ur id pic’ mfs are so annoying she didn’t say nothin but like girl … i was 17 ? in that 😭😭😭 #yea ??? it’s been 7 years ????? #my hair long now xx it’s pretty & u know it u may not say it but u do #this wasn’t even just. now this was like 5.30pm girl why u so NOSEY !!!!!!!!!

[reality-detective]

Nature's Gatorade

Ingredients used:

1 cup peeled ginger

- 6 cups water

- 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice

- 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar

- 1/2 cup maple syrup

- pinch of celtic sea salt

1. Add your ginger and water to a 2 quart pot

2. Get it to boil then turn off the heat, let it steep for 20 min

3. While that’s cooking, to a big pitcher or a 64 oz jar, add the lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup, and Celtic sea salt

4. Once the ginger is done steeping, strain out the ginger root & add the water to your pitcher/jar

5. Serve with fresh mint leaves and top with sparkling water

6. Enjoy! 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #natures gatorade #for your health #health tips #healthy living #natural remedies #you decide #health drink

[maamlet]

THE CHERRY GIRLCUM

2 oz gin

1 oz lemon juice

1 egg white

cheerwine, or a cherry soda of your choice, to top

add gin, lemon juice, and egg white to shaker. vigorously dry shake (without ice), preferably in a motion reminiscent of jacking the hell off. add ice (around 3 or 4 ice cubes worth), shake vigorously until your hands hurt a bit from the cold. double strain into a chilled collins glass and top off with cheerwine (or other cherry soda). enjoy.

THE CHERRY GIRLCUM IT IS GOOD

EVOCATIVE OF GIRLISH WOOD

CHERRY GIRLCUM IT IS SO GREAT

MAKES YOU WANT TO PROCREATE

CHERRY GIRLCUM ITS YUM AND SWEET

YOU WILL SNARL, YOU WILL SQUEET

O, CHERRY GIRLCUM HARD TO SING

SO HOLD ON TIGHT AND JACK THAT THING

#hi. resippy i invented #the song came to me in the shower. enjoy #kind of just a variation on a gin fizz. but whatever

[kitchenwitchtingss]

Hi, I just wanted to say that I love your blog and your recipes look wonderful. I was wondering if you had any recipes for protection. Any type of food or drink that could protect us from negative energy or negative intentions from others seen or unseen.

Thank you

Hi, thank you so much! I have a few posted on my blog already but here's another recipe:

WITCHY BREADED COCONUT CHICKEN TENDERS

SWEET AND SOUR CAULIFLOWER FOR PROTECTION

WITCHY TOMATO BASIL SOUP

NO FAKE FRIENDS WITCHES RAMEN

WITCHY SAGE SKEWERS

PROTECTIVE ICED TEA TONIC

this recipe deflects negative energy and intentions directed toward you

1 tbsp Aloe vera juice ~ protection, healing, luck

lemon peel ~ protection

lemongrass tea (can be subbed for spearmint or lavender)

lemon juice ~ healing, happiness, protection, purification

1 tbsp honey (or more, for tasting)

7 oz of boiling water

a sprig of rosemary ~ protection, purification

In hot water, steep lemongrass tea, honey, lemon peel, and rosemary for about 5 minutes. Over ice, pour in lemon and aloe juice, and the steeped tea. Stir clockwise, and taste, adding additional honey if its not sweet enough to your liking.

#witches #witchy #kitchen witch #witch #magick #witchcraft #witches of tumblr #kitchen witch recipes #modern witch #modern witchcraft #tea #tea recipe #witchblr

[mixergiltron]

Spring has sprung.

It's Spring time in DC,which means we get to enjoy the beauty of the cherry blossoms. The weather wasn't so great this year,but they were still pretty.

(actual cherry blossom pic taken by Uncle Giltron)

And of course,there are Tiki drinks for this occasion.

Mix #160 Cherry Blossom

1.5oz white rum 1oz pineapple juice 1oz cream of coconut 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz blue curacao 1/2oz cinnamon syrup

Shake well with plenty of ice and pour into hurricane glass.

Created by Justin Wojslaw,from the book Minimalist Tiki. Despite the name,there is no cherry in the drink,and it's actually turquoise colored instead of red. So it's pretty much the perfect drink for the way things work in DC. It's sweet and creamy with a cinnamon profile. Pretty good,if a bit touristy.

Mix #161 Cherry Pie Tai

1.5oz Demerara rum 1/2oz rhum agricole 3/4oz Cherry Heering 3/4oz lemon juice 1/2oz orgeat

Shake with ice and pour into Mai Tai glass.

I love Mai Tais,so a cherry version was perfect to go with the blossoms. Created by Nathan Robinson,it pretty much tastes like a tart cherry Mai Tai. Quite nice.

Mix #162 Paradise Cooler

2oz white rum 1/2oz Cherry Heering 1oz velvet falernum 2oz orange juice 1oz lime juice

Shake with ice and pour into double old fashioned glass. Garnish with cherry speared with an apple slice.

This was the house drink of the Denver Hilton in the 1960's. It's tart and citrus-y with some spice and a bit of cherry finish. Very nice. A good Tiki drink for cherry fans.

Mix #163 Hemingway Daiquiri

2oz white rum 3/4oz lime juice 1/2oz grapefruit juice 1/2oz maraschino liqueur*

Shake with ice until chilled,then strain into coupe glass.

*I used Cherry Heering.

So,the story goes that Ernest Hemingway went into the El Floridita bar in Havana to use the restroom. On the way out the bartender was setting up a line of daiquiris and Hemingway decided to try one. He commented that it wasn't bad,but he preferred twice the rum and no sugar. So the bartender made one his way and named the drink after him. And over time it has morphed into the recipe above. No idea if any of this is true,but it's a good story. Since Ernest was a man's man,I decided to use Smith & Cross navy rum instead of white rum. The result was a VERY tart drink. And I used Heering which is sweeter than maraschino liqueur. I didn't want Ernest's ghost to haunt me and call me a wuss,so I finished it,but if I were ever to make another I'd definitely dump in some simple syrup. If tart's your thing,then you might like this.

Mix #164 Ankle Breaker

1oz 151 rum* 1oz Cherry Heering 1oz lemon juice 1/2 oz simple syrup

Shake with ice and pour into double rocks glass.

*I used Wray & Nephew Overproof.

I came across this recipe in a Facebook group. According to Beachbum Berry's book Remixed,this was created in the Swamp Fox Room bar in the Francis Marion Hotel in Charleston, South Carolina sometime in the 1950's. It was inspired by a story about hero of the Revolutionary War,General Francis Marion(AKA,the Swamp Fox),who supposedly broke his ankle jumping from a second-story window of the hotel while trying “to escape sober from a party at which this drink was flowing too freely.” Again,no idea if this is true but a good story is a good story. While 151 rum is intended for this,the poster used Wray & Nephew Overproof(which is "only" 126 proof) and since I have W&N and have been meaning to use it more,I used it too. And since I like funk I also doubled down and used Demerara syrup instead of regular simple. Very nice. This drink is very daiquiri-like. The rum really came forward with just a bit of cherry finish. Of course with overproof rum it had some kick. I'm going to make this again with some other rums just to play around with it.

So until next time,have a cocktail and enjoy the pretty flowers.

#tiki drinks #tiki #tikiculture #rum cocktails #cocktails #rum drinks #rum #tikilife #spring #springtime #cherry blossom #cherry cocktails

[chefchatter]

Peach Cobbler Cinnamon Rolls

Ingredients

Produce

• 1 1/2 cups Peaches, fresh ripe

• 1/2 cup Peaches

Refrigerated

• 1 Egg, large

Condiments

• 1 tsp Lemon juice

Baking & Spices

• 1/2 cup Brown sugar, light brown or dark

• 2 tbsp Brown sugar, light packed

• 1 1/2 tsp Cinnamon, ground

• 2 tsp Cornstarch

• 4 9/16 cup Flour

• 15 1/3 tbsp Granulated sugar

• 2 tsp Instant yeast

• 1 cup Powdered sugar

• 3/4 tsp Sea salt, fine

• 1 tsp Vanilla extract

Dairy

• 22 tbsp Butter, unsalted

• 2 oz Cream cheese

• 2 1/2 tbsp Heavy cream

• 1/2 cup Whole milk

Liquids

• 13 tbsp Water

Other

• Tangzhong ( from recipe above)

#kitchen #recipes #cooking #foodporn #cheese #food #dessert #cheeks 🍑 #recipe #cookies #easyrecipes #sweet food #pastry #meal prep #ideas #food and drink

[foodshowxyz]

Decadent Biscuit Crumb Kadayıf Parfait with Coffee Cream and Cherry Sauce

Yields: 4-6 parfaits Prep Time: 30 minutes (plus chilling time) Cook Time: 20-25 minutes

Ingredients

Biscuit Crumb Layer

1 cup biscuit crumbs (digestives, graham crackers, or your favorite kind)

3 tablespoons melted butter

Coffee Pastry Cream

2 cups milk (whole or 2% for richness)

1/2 cup granulated sugar

4 large egg yolks

1/4 cup cornstarch

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 tablespoons unsalted butter

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 tablespoons strong brewed coffee (or 1 tablespoon instant espresso powder)

Kadayıf

4 oz package kadayıf (shredded phyllo)

1/4 cup melted butter

1 tablespoon granulated sugar

Cherry Sauce

1 cup pitted cherries (fresh or frozen)

1/4 cup sugar

2 tablespoons water

1 teaspoon lemon juice

Assembly

Vanilla Ice Cream

Instructions

1. Biscuit Crumbs

Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).

Combine biscuit crumbs and melted butter. Press into the bottom of your parfait glasses or serving dishes.

2. Coffee Pastry Cream

In a saucepan, whisk together milk, sugar, egg yolks, cornstarch, and salt.

Heat over medium, whisking constantly, until thickened and bubbly (about 5-8 minutes).

Remove from heat, stir in butter, vanilla, and brewed coffee/espresso powder.

Pour over biscuit crumb layer in glasses. Chill until set (at least 2 hours).

3. Kadayıf

While pastry cream chills, toss kadayıf with melted butter and sugar.

Spread in a single layer on a baking sheet.

Bake until golden brown and crispy (15-20 minutes). Cool completely.

4. Cherry Sauce

Combine cherries, sugar, and water in a saucepan.

Bring to a simmer, mashing cherries slightly. Cook for 5 minutes, or until sauce thickens.

Stir in lemon juice. Let cool.

5. Assembly

Top chilled coffee pastry cream with crumbled kadayıf.

Add a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Drizzle with the cherry sauce. Enjoy immediately!

Tips

Make it ahead: Prepare the components up to a day in advance. Assemble just before serving.

Substitutions: Swap biscuits for shortbread or other cookies. Use your favorite ice cream flavor.

Garnish: Add fresh cherries, a sprinkle of cocoa, or a mint sprig!

#food #food blogs #delicious #recipe #food pics #homemade #foodshow #dessert #cake #breakfast

[honeytonedhottie]

my january over-view⋆.ೃ࿔*:･✍🏽🎀

i recorded everything in my notion so that i could track my progress on my january goals and im rly very satisfied with how i've managed myself this january.

my goals for this january was to ;

take my supplements every day

get back into the swing of school after break (maintain straight A's)

continue to improve and manifest my life

do more challenging workouts

embody the wellness girlie aesthetic and implement habits that are health focused

this was my january over-view ;

week one : i drank a cup of peppermint tea, started taking the beauty gummies from the brand ollie (it has essential vitamins, collagen etc and its main focus is skin hair and nails), and i bought and drank a bottle of kombucha to promote digestive health. i did a twenty minutes pilates workout and it was a bit challenging but i think that i did a good job. today i ordered a stanely water bottle cup to make sure that im staying hydrated.

week two : i drank a 16 oz cup of celery juice. i drank a cup of clove, ginger, and green tea. today i drank a 20 oz cup of celery juice on an empty stomach and i took my beauty gummies. i drank lemon water and some sort of earthy liquid (diatomaceous earth). i drank that today too. i followed along and did two pilates workouts from youtube. i walked 15 minutes on the treadmill.

week three : i walked for 15 minutes on the treadmill and even jogged a little. i finished my first book of the year, then she was gone. i've been taking this dietary powder called diatomaceous earth and its an exfoliant for ur organs. i drank a new flavor of kombucha (a strawberry flavor). i had another bottle of kombucha (mystic mango flavor) and i even drank a matcha latte.

week four : i opened up my second girl blogging account so that i can post success stories and stuff. i drank cucumber infused water today in my brand new hello kitty water cup. today i ran out of peppermint tea :( i finished a whole carton of strawberries after dinner. i did a 10 minute belly dancing workout and it was a lot of fun. i finished part two of my book writing process and successfully outlined my book. i drank a bottle of kombucha (strawberry flavored) and i did a winx club inspired workout challenge this morning. i drank a green probiotic drink.

OVERVIEW :

i achieved my january goals of prioritizing my health and have made regular movement a habit. i've been so DILIGENT and consistent and im so so so PROUD of myself. i treat my body with love and CARE and i show my body love through what i eat → what i do → and how i speak about my body. on a scale of 1-10 the month of january's productivity was a (8/10)

#self concept #it girl #becoming that girl #self care #self love #that girl #it girl energy #honeytonedhottie⭐️ #dream girl #dream life #dream girl tips #wellness girlie #pink pilates princess #my goals #2024 #january #productivity #my progress #health #health and wellness #just girly things #girl blog #girl blogging #girly tumblr #journalling #my life

[brucesterling]

All the booze in all the gin-joints in this crazy world

Bruce Sterling Jan 22, 2019 9:04 AM

*Boy, they drink a lot in the classic movie "Casablanca." Granted, they've all got plenty to drink about, but gee whiz.

*I tried to keep up while watching. I had to do some research.

“CASABLANCA,” a classic movie set in a number of cafes and bars

Wine – English couple in the opening scene are drinking wine at the outside cafe when robbed by a sly pickpocket.

Cocktail – A desperado is waiting, waiting, waiting and drinks while lamenting that he will never get out of Casablanca.

Cocktail – Man tries to negotiate a passage out of Casablanca.

Wine – Man buys passage on a fishing vessel

Wine – Women trying to get more money for jewels

Cocktail – Englishmen are served by Sascha in Rick’s bar, and toasting cheerio.

Wine – Women gambling at Rick's while drinking

Champagne glass (already empty) – In front of Rick as he is toying with a chess problem

Wine – Ugarte drinks while bargaining with Rick.

Brandy (Boss’s Private Stock) – Sascha serves the good stuff to the spurned Yvonne, because Yvonne is Rick’s private stock.

Brandy – Captain Louis Renault drinks at Rick’s. He's a steady customer, since the bar also has loose women.

Brandy – the Italian Fascist Captain Tonelli drinks while harassed by Lieutenant Casselle in Rick’s.

Brandy – Rick gives some free brandy to Renault in Rick's office.

Veuve Cliquot 1926 – The top French champagne that Renault recommends to Strasser as the Nazi crassly gobbles caviar.

Wine – Ugarte has a glass when arrested

Wine – Resistance member Berger drinks wine at the bar as Laszlo and Ilsa walk into Rick’s.

Cointreaux – Laszlo orders two for himself and Ilsa as their first of many drink orders in Rick’s.

Champagne – Captain Renault orders “a bottle of the best” when invited by Laszlo to join him and Ilsa at their table.

Champagne Cocktail – Laszlo orders one as he joins Berger to conspire at the bar.

Champagne Cocktail – Renault orders for himself and Laszlo at the bar as Berger flees.

Champagne – Renault orders some for Rick when Rick joins the Laszlo party.

Bourbon – Rick drinks American bourbon to console himself for his former mistress Ilsa somehow walking into his gin-joint, of all the gin-joints in the world.

Champagne – Rick opens a bottle of champagne in Ilsa’s flashback room in their happy liaison in Paris.

Wine – Rick and Ilsa drink in Paris at the Cafe Pierre.

Champagne – Rick, Ilsa, and Sam hastily guzzle three bottles of Mumm Cordon Rouge as the Nazis occupy Paris.

“The Bourbon” – Ferrari demands his special bourbon in his own bar, the Blue Parrot, when Rick arrives to negotiate. Somehow, Rick refuses the bourbon, saying he never drinks in the morning.

Wine – The pickpocket toasts another sucker in Rick's before he robs him.

Brandy – Rick is drinking heavily on the second night in his club and Renault joins him for a brandy.

French 75s – The cocktail Yvonne orders when she comes in as the brand-new floozy of a German officer. A “French 75” is an American drink named after a caliber of French artillery in World War One.

Recipe of the “French 75” cocktail 2 oz French cognac 5 oz of chilled champagne 1.5 oz lemon juice 1 tsp. superfine sugar

Champagne – Strasser and fellow German officers are joined by Renault while living it up for the second night in Rick’s.

Brandy – Carl serves brandy to the Leuctags to salute their escape to America.

Brandy – Rick offers brandy to Annina (Bulgarian refugee girl) as she prepares to prostitute herself to Renault to save herself and her husband.

Cognac – Laszlo orders for himself and Ilsa the second night in Rick’s.

Brandy – Rick continues drinking recklessly at his own bar.

Champagne – After the publicly defiant singing of the Marseillaise, Lazslo and the French officers toast the humiliation of the Germans.

Champagne – Ilsa and Rick drink in Rick's room the second night.

Whisky – Rick doses Laszlo with medicinal whisky after Laszlo gets roughed-up while escaping a police crackdown on the Resistance.

Vichy Water – Renault pours himself a non-alcoholic drink of this after Rick has shot Strasser, but in a symbolic act drops Vichy into the trash.

THE END

[cravefoodie]

Crab Rangoon Dip 😋😋

Ingredients:

2 cups crab meat

16 oz. cream cheese (2 blocks)

1/2 cup sour cream

4 green onions, chopped

1 1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce

2 Tbsp powdered sugar

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp lemon juice

Directions:

First, soften the cream cheese in the microwave for about a minute.

Chop your green onions. Add them and your two cups of crab meat .

Add the sour cream, Wosterschire sauce, powdered sugar, garlic powder and lemon juice.

Mix all the ingredients and bake for 30 mins at 350 degrees. Serve hot with chips or fried wontons or pork rinds

Enjoy ❤

#crab rangoon #dips #food #delicious #yum #yummy #cheese #recipe #recipes #text #Christmas #thanksgiving #holidays

[thetruthwilloutsworld]

Instagram sassenachspirits

How many Moms out there have lemon trees?

Asking for a friend 🍋

WHISKY SOUR

2 oz. Sassenach Whisky

3/4 oz. Lemon Juice

1/2 oz. Simple Syrup

1 Egg White

[reality-detective]

Something worth trying 👇

Looking for a game-changing addition to your fitness routine?

Take a shot and witness the incredible fat-burning power that these shots bring to the table!

Ingredients used:

1 ripe pineapple

1 English cucumber

3-4 oz of ginger

2 lemons

Cayenne pepper to taste

Instructions:

Wash all fruits and vegetables and peel the pineapple only. The ginger peel is high in nutrients and the lemon peel will give extra citrusy flavor. Juice everything and pour in shot glasses or a big bottle/jar. Keep in the fridge for up to a week and freshen up your day! 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think for yourself #think for yourselves #think about it #self healing #healthy life hacks #for your health #health tips #health #question everything #ask yourself questions

[acocktailmoment]

Betty Is Back !

From London’s  Connaught Bar,

15ml (0.5 oz) Aperol

5ml (1 tsp) St. Germain

5ml (1 tsp) lemon juice

100ml (3.5 oz) Champagne

Add all ingredients except Champagne to a mixing glass with ice, and stir briefly to chill, about 10-15 seconds. Strain off the ice into a chilled coupe or flute, and top, gently, with sparkling wine. Garnish with a cocktail cherry, on a pick.

This article was not sponsored or supported by a third-party. A Cocktail Moment is not affiliated with any individuals or companies depicted here.

#art #design #cocktails #drinks #cocktail #cocktail recipes #recipes #drink recipes #drink #betty #connaught #aperol #st. Germain #lemon #champagne

[kitchenwitchtingss]

LUGHNASADH BLACKBERRY DANISHES

This recipe is surprisingly easy to make and can be eaten for dessert or breakfast. For Luhgnasagh, blackberries are just in season so it fits to use them.

Did you know?: Not only was Lughnasadh a time to honor the harvest, but was also treated as a festival for feasting, matchmaking, athletic competition, and trading back in the ancient pagan days.

INGREDIENTS:

store-bought puff pastry (you can always use your own)

1 cup blackberries

1 tbsp granulated sugar

1 tbsp honey

1/2 tsp cornstarch

 4 oz softened cream cheese

2 tbsp sugar

1 tsp vanilla extract

1/4 tsp almond extract

1 tbsp lemon juice

Powdered Sugar (to top)

Sliced almonds (to top)

DIRECTIONS:

Thaw out puff pastry dough. Preheat oven to 400 F.

To make the cream cheese filling, in a bowl combine, cream cheese, sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, lemon juice, and a slight bit of lemon zest together into a bowl. Mix until creamy and combined.

Macerate your blackberries by adding sugar, honey, and cornstarch to a bowl and let sit for 10 minutes.

Roll out pastry dough until thin and even. Cut into rectangles that are about 3 inches. You should have about 6-8 Danish Rectangles.

Using a knife, score the edges about 1/4 of an inch away from the very edges of the rectangle. Do not cut all the way through, you're only scoring the edges.

Add about a tbsp of the cream cheese mixture, and then a spoonful of the berries. Brush egg wash on the edges and sprinkle a tiny bit of sugar around the edges if wanted. Make sure to avoid adding too many berries, you should be able to see the cream cheese mixture from underneath.

Bake for 20 minutes, or until the edges are a nice golden brown.

Top with powdered sugar and sliced almonds. Enjoy!

Have a blessed Lughnasadh ^_^

#witches #kitchen witch #witch #witchcraft #witchy #magick #witches of tumblr #modern witch #kitchen witch recipes #modern witchcraft #witchblr #witch aesthetic #witchy vibes #wicca #lughnasadh #lammas #lughnasadh recipes

[thesarahshay]

Welcome to Bixby's Lounge

The Case of the Greater Gatsby is coming in just a few days — a 1940s film noir radio play parody coming to you from Shipwrecked Comedy, as a sequel to their short film The Case of the Gilded Lily. I came up with a few special cocktails for us to drink while enjoying the show, and figured some of you might like to drink along! See below the fold for mocktail versions and syrup recipes.

Fig Wineshine 1 oz brandy 1 oz. fig simple syrup Seltzer Squeeze of lemon

Add brandy and syrup to a highball or rocks glass with ice. Top with soda, add lemon, and stir. Serve with cookies.

Shirley Themple 1 oz. gin 3/4 oz. grenadine (see recipe below) Seltzer Wedge of lime

Put gin, two ice cubes, and lime wedge in a shaker and shake like you’re trying to get information out of it. Strain gin into a highball glass, add grenadine, and top with seltzer. Stir, then spend the rest of the evening attempting to smoke the spoon.

Ford Phillips 2 fingers of scotch

Pour scotch into a rocks glass. Serve with limited eye contact.

Mocktails Fig Temperanceshine 1 oz. fig simple syrup Ginger ale Squeeze of lemon Optional: Dash of orange bitters

The Original Shirley Temple 3/4 oz. grenadine Seltzer (Willie’s recipe) or ginger ale (original recipe) Optional: Squeeze of lime, maraschino cherry garnish

Note: If using ginger ale, I recommend going with a spicier variety to balance against the sweetness of the syrup (we used Fever Tree).

Did you know: Grenadine was originally made from pomegranate, hence the name! To taste a Shirley T(h)emple as Bixby would have made it, follow the recipe below to make your own.

Homemade Grenadine 1 cup pomegranate juice 1 cup sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice Optional: Dash of orange blossom water

Combine juice and sugar in a small saucepan. Heat on medium high until bubbles form, but before it fully boils. Remove from heat and let cool. Add orange blossom water if using, then pour into a well-sealed glass container. Keeps in the fridge 1-2 months.

Fig Simple Syrup 9 oz. fig jam 1 cup water OR 1 cup water 1 cup sugar 2 cups chopped fresh figs or 1 cup dried figs

Heat water in a small saucepan on medium high until steaming. Add jam (or sugar) and whisk gently to mix. If using fresh or dried fruit, add now. When the mixture begins to boil, reduce heat to medium-low and simmer, stirring occasionally, until it reduces by between 1/4 and 1/2 (you can taste a spoonful to check — if it’s doesn’t seem flavorful enough, keep reducing). Remove from stove and allow to cool. If using dried fruit, allow it to steep for an hour. Strain to remove seeds and store in a well-sealed glass container. Keeps in the fridge 1-2 months.

#Shipwrecked Comedy #cocktail recipes #mocktails #cocktails #Fig and Ford #The Case of the Greater Gatsby #I'm Bixby