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[thesarahshay]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#I love to see kids learning about their heritage #the top comment on that video is currently “damn it really wasn't a rickroll huh” #btw it's from a 2006 film titled “Virgin Territory” #Can you believe that insane segment is the intro to a film with such a basic-ass porn title???

[thesarahshay]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#I have also wondered this

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#It is an absolute delight to run into Bob the Angry Flower in the wild #Bob the Angry Flower #transphobia

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This brought special joy into my life.

The Golden Girls - 2.11 - ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

#golden girls

[thesarahshay]

Tumblr users who do not write fanfic, chime in! We are small, but we shall not be erased!

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

[thesarahshay]

To peel something means to remove the peel from it. To coat something means to add a coat to it. To dust something can mean either one. Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold; mere anarchy is loosed upon the English language.

#linguistics #English language shenanigans

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In French they say "80 blaze it"

#Laugh rule #I get that reference

[thesarahshay]

You children need to treat yourselves to the seminal 1995 French film The City of Lost Children (La cité des enfants perdus). It's sci-fi, it's goth, it's cyberpunk and steampunk at the same time. It has Ron Perlman, an American who does not speak French, in a lead role. It's amazing, and there's even an English dub out there if you absolutely can't handle subtitles. GO GET YOUR LIFE RIGHT.

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#I honestly can't even wrap my brain around these pronunciations #“Mighty” doesn't even make sense in English! There are two Ts! #Do you pronounce “baguette” like “bag-oo-tay”???

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"I don't eat meat 'cause I'm a veterinarian" actually makes perfect sense, since both behaviors indicate a love of animals. In this essay, I will

#Time to find out how many of my followers are over 35

[thesarahshay]

Also known as "Do all churches look alike or was this shot in Portland?"

Thought, "Do churches all look alike, or do I know this one?"

Yeah, I know this one

The Librarians - "And the Dark Secret"

Leverage - "The Boys' Night Out Job"

#Leverage #The Librarians #Maybe she's born with it #Maybe it's an Electric Entertainment production shot in Portland

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My roommate and I watched all of Leverage twice through during the first two years of the pandemic. Then we watched The Librarians, and I kept forgetting Jacob's name and calling him "Smart Eliot."

Then we watched Almost Paradise, which of course stars Christian Kane as "Dad Eliot."

Gave in and started watching Librarians. I'm barely half in the first episode and El- I'm sorry, Jacob Stone feels like a grift persona Leverage Inc will cook up as a cover. I keep waiting for El- pardon, Jacob and Flynn to start talking through the comms randomly

#Also Noah Wyle plays two characters on Leverage: Redemption #Outside the cons he's a ex-corporate lawyer grappling with his immoral past #Then whenever he actually has to try grifting he just becomes Flynn Carsen #Christian Kane #Leverage #The Librarians #Dean Devlin

[thesarahshay]

"We're going to have to make tough choices in the near future to make sure our state is protected for future generations."

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I crossed paths with a neighbor walking her dog the other day, and the dog plopped down to wait for me to come pet him so I obliged. She said, "This is Arnold and he isn't spoiled at all." I replied very solemnly, "Of course not -- he only gets exactly what he deserves." Then we had a little chuckle.

Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

#Reblog to add silly lighthearted moments with strangers

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This post hits different when you used to work at Blockbuster.

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

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My number one used to be "long-suffering girl secretary to an embittered private detective with a heart of gold," but this is less appealing post-40.

careers to consider when I finish uni:

girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry

WWII war nurse

muse for a late 19th century artist

archaeologist in the 30s

suffragette

background character in a Wodehouse story

incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

hmm

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I need a gentile to explain why Lord Peter Wimsey mistakes an Anglican church (the denomination he was raised in) for a Catholic one in Unnatural Death. Aren't there uh... differences? My British history is not great but I feel like there being a difference was something people got murdered over in the past.

#lord peter wimsey #Church of England

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I really did have this exact reaction to seeing him in Bigtop Burger.

Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together

#This is my character voice #And THIS is my normal voice #SungWon Cho #Bigtop Burger #Would you like some Satan cake?