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Dutch: ... I think I forgot something.
Micah: If you forgot, then it wasn't important.
Dutch: Yeah, you're right
John, in a jail: I'm sure Dutch will send someone!
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this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
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lonelyzarquon · 5 months
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i've gotten so used to getting my news for the fucking destiel meme especially in the last week that my first reaction to seeing this
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is to say "oh no" out loud to my empty room
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idkaguyorsomething · 4 months
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“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?
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not-a-bumblebee · 7 months
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kartsie · 2 months
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Bruce in the group chat is giving a thumbs down disapprovingly
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therealcalrissian · 1 month
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egophiliac · 2 months
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What do we think, will we get Briar Valley Event somewhere in the future? And WILL WE SEE PRESENT PEEPAW ZIGVOLT? I wonder what Sebek meant that he looks older and I really wanna see Lilia and his relationship after retirement. What do you think?
god I hope so, I desperately want to see Briar Valley and whatever family member they throw at us. and if it's Baul I hope he's the exact same sprite but with, like, a mustache crudely pasted on. that's how he looks in my head and in my heart.
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my entire KINGDOM to see one or both of Sebek's parents though, they are the best characters in all of Twst and they haven't shown up even once. 😭 though I think I might prefer his dad, because 1) show me the noodley dentistman, and 2) Mrs. Z is such a mythical figure in my mind at this point that reality could never compare (w-what if she gets a canon design and she isn't a hundred feet tall and could crack the earth by flexing her thighs, how could I go on) (jk jk she's so great that I would love her no matter what) (but also...)
of course based on past Twst events if they go to Briar Valley it's just going to go basically like this:
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frownyalfred · 4 months
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sh5 · 8 months
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zanksmxtxthings · 3 months
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"Do my eyes deceive me?...."
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This is from TGCF Vol. 5, Chapter 77
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jessepinkmvn · 5 months
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"may december was so camp" "may december was hilarious" "may december was a diva off" may december was a fucking horror movie
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keferon · 2 months
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…..I discovered Overlord’s boyfriend Trepan
My first reaction - wow he kinda like Rung but evil
My second reaction - wow hekindaliKERUNGBUTEVIL
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bertoyana · 12 days
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Erik turns and gives Xavier a warm smile.
X-Men (2000) | Dark Phoenix (2019)
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onesidedradiostatic · 2 months
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Imagine the Hotel crew breaks into the V Tower to foil the Vees' plans and they grab a contract they think is Angel's but it's actually some random VoxTek employee that they free and this dude's now at the hotel with them like "it was awful. he made me clean his Alastor shrine every day and I mean that thing is HUGE. And he made me sing an Alastor version of My Heart Will Go On every morning before work. I had to dress up as the radio demon when I cleaned the shrine." Immediate silence. Entire hotel room stares at Alastor. Alastor's eye is twitching, the radio static is getting louder and he looks like he just malfunctioned.
LMAOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. this guy joins the main cast
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and he has a song number about his mistreatment from vox and how much he had to deal with his WEIRD alastor fixation. the deep cleaning of his body pillow. the radio demon cosplay he had to put on on some days. he's so traumatised by all of vox's weird alastor shit the very sight of alastor in the flesh causes him to spiral. it was a very emotional song number. it ends with alastor blank staring at him and then saying "what" with charlie sobbing in the background.
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