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seeing a deer before rdr2: omg look a deer!

seeing a deer after rdr2: ah yes, my honor is still high nice

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #deer #rdr2 deer

[ruben-the-cowboy]

Dutch: Okay plan G

Micah: Don’t you mean plan B?

Dutch: No, plan B was a long time ago, and I skipped plan C because of technical difficulties.

Arthur: What about plan D?

Dutch: Plan D was John’s desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

John: I'll have you know it would have worked, what about plan E then?

Dutch: I'm hoping not to use plan E. Micah dies in it.

Arthur: I like plan E.

Inspired by @notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

#red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fandom #dutch van der linde #micah bell #arthur morgan #john marston

[red-dead-bisexual]

You pass away during childbirth - VDL gang

Requested~

WARNING: DEATH MENTION

Dutch: Um okay...

Inspiration

(and thanks to @notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder for helping me decide between Dutch and John)

#I was gonna make it John but I feel like John would genuinely be sad if his partner (Abigail) died in childbirth #despite being a deadbeat #also Dutch's reaction is pretty much no reaction when Molly died so #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #dutch van der linde x reader #dutch x reader #dutch van der linde/reader #red dead redemption x reader

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My brain doesn't comprehend that at some point in my life I didn't know rdr2 and I looked at a cowboy hat and felt nothing? Looked at a deer? Seen the name Arthur?

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan

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Arthur, talking to himself: I fucking hate this Dutch is talking crazy Micah is back at the camp and I think I'm gonna soon go insane because of Sean and this goddamn hot humid weather is no good-

Tilly: Hey Arthur! Wanna play dominoes :D

Arthur: Of course Tilly dearest I love you

#anyways my brain is empty rn aka mid post #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #rdr2 tilly #tilly #tilly jackson #rdr2 tilly jackson

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Thinking about John and Abigail.

Thinking about that after the epilogue of rdr2 they thought that was it. That was the end. They are done and all that matters is them and Jack- oh and now their daughter. Thinking about John thinking of Arthur, silently saying "we did it, brother". Thinking about John dying and silently apologizing, "I'm sorry, I tried."

Thinking about the fact that for John, the sweet embrace of death felt like a hug from Abigail and a pat on the back from Arthur.

#so crying rn #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #red dead redemption memes #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2 john #rdr2 john marston #abigail #abigail marston #rdr2 abigail #john and abigail #johnigail #abijohn #abigail x john #john x abigail

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Hosea: So the plan is so sneak in without being seen, got it?

Arthur: Got it.

also Arthur being controlled by me, literally just a girl: runs into a tree on horse, gets off and falls, accidently kicks open the door, accidently presses meele instead of greet, shoots up the place

Hosea: So? How did it go?

Arthur, shaking: Great.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #i am literally just a girl #just a girl #gaming

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So if Mary joins the gang what is stopping her and Arthur to take reverend out on a random night sneaking off the camp and just telling him marry us now while they exchange weird little rings they stole off someone and Mary isn't even wearing a proper dress but it doesn't matter because Arthur puts a flower in her hair and she's just as beautiful as the day he meet her and then me and reverend cry. a lot.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #rdr2 mary #rdr2 mary linton #marthur

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Abigail, looking into a mirror: Get your shit together! Oh why do I bother I do love that greasy ratman.

John, outside, whispering: Told you Arthur, she likes someone else

Arthur, whispering back: You dumbfuck she's obviously talking about you

John: You think so?

Arthur: Trust me, you're the greasiest and rattiest man I know

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i will only bring my emotional support books to college aka a story about greek obssesed weirdos killing their friend, six pretentios motherfuckers arguing, a young man discovers aging and commits murder and, of course, teenagers stealing stuff.

#ALSO KNOWN AS #the secret history #the atlas six #and #the atlas paradox #AND SOON #the atlas complex #the picture of dorian gray #the six of crows #AND PROBABLY #crooked kingdom #love them #book #books #bookish #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

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It's you it's you it's all for you

Everything I do, I tell you all the time

Heaven is a place on earth with you

Tell me all the thing you want to do

#yea lets ignore the rest of the song a little bit yk whatever i can post whatever i want #KLFDHASKFJHSADLK #LMAO #anyways #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #john marston #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 abigail #rdr2 abigail marston #rdr2 abigail roberts #abigail #abigail marston #abigail roberts #red dead #john x abigail #abigail x john #john and abigail #johnigail #video games #lana del rey #lana del ray video games #video games lana del rey

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Mary-Beth: Hi Arthur, what have you been up to lately?

Arthur, who spent the last few hours helping people, driving women home, sucking poison out of strangers legs and petting dogs: I've been a bad man Mary.

#this is reused #recycled #but #hilarious #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption memes #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #mary beth gaskill #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

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the gang as gamers

Arthur: Doesn't really game much, had some console when he was younger but grew out of it. Will ocassionaly play Gran Turismo of Flat Out.

John: League of legends (deragotary)

Charles: Farming games but those really realistic ones.

Tilly: Valorant, League of Legends, any competitive shooting game, she is in it, had a fortnite phase. (in my eyes she is the biggest gamer of them all)

Mary-Beth: Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing. Drowns and burns sims. (second biggest)

Sean and Lenny: Both play osu! but only Lenny is actually good at it.

Hosea: Solitaire gamer

#i am ofc right #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #john marston #rdr2 john #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 tilly #rdr2 tilly jackson #tilly jackson #rdr2 charles #charles smith #rdr2 mary beth #mary beth gaskill

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Friendly reminder that if you like yogurt you should be thanking Jára Cimrman

#just yk #a reminder #perhaps #a not so friendly reminder #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #čumblr #tumblr #czech #jára cimrman #cimrman #cimrmanologie #yogurt

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John, drunk: You know what, I love you Arthur and I am happy to call you my brother.

Arthur, also drunk: The feeling is mutual brother.

Tilly, the only sober one: whatthefuckwhatthefucktheyarebeingnicetoeachotherwhatthefuckwhatthefuuuuuck

#did i post this already? #or smth similar #maybe #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption memes #red dead redemption #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur #john marston #rdr2 john #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 tilly #tilly #tilly jackson #rdr2 tilly jackson

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Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON. John: That's not my middle name- Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just- Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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