How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?
Arthur - 1 for confidence
Kieran - sober, hand him over
Lenny - 2 so we can cheers
Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction
Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though
Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement
Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)
Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him
Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser
Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though
Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance
John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(
Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels
Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(
Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw
Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee
Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(
Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(
Charles - 2 for confidence
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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:
(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)
Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors
Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government
Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks
Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..
John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed
Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond
Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms
Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA
Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls
Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind
Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams
Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton
Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well
Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty
Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons
Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us
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