alright now that she’s not checking my tumblr every few minutes to call the cops on me. can we all acknowledge how funny it is that I said “you like licking your uncle’s boot more than pussy” to the genital-exclusive lesbian who talks about her favorite military family members. yes it may have burned some bridges. but it was very funny.
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my big brown doe eyes looking up at hot prof through my lashes while i apologize for how bad this exam went
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please elaborate in tags :)
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why is everyone going through an IASIP phase (me too, for the record)
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EGO DEATH
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A gift to the Metal Gear fandom - a clean copy of the ‘Poor Little Froggy’ unused codec from MGS2 Tanker.
Also, I love that we as a fandom have all decided that Otacon’s favorite animal is a frog.
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like. holy fucking shit 😭😭😭😭
that kendrick diss is fucking crazy btw. kinda still reeling.
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that kendrick diss is fucking crazy btw. kinda still reeling.
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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store
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I've watched the people boosting this gofundme become more and more desperate as the Rafah invasion draws near:
This baby was born during this genocide and has only ever known this genocide. If you can donate to help her family evacuate, please do.
If you were thinking about donating to any evacuation, now is the time. They don't have much left.
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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Euphoria - Kendrick Lamar (Drake Diss)
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hell yeah. either hotprof's got a big, generous heart (🥱) or he's just terribly down bad for you (👀) dare i say you've got that old man wrapped right 'round your pinky either way gotdamn.
he IS really sweet when he wants to be, but he was not half as lenient w everyone else 😭😭 that email that I sent him dude…it was so casual and practically on my knees BEGGING for help…….. also, the look on my classmate’s face when I said “he gave me until the 20th for the paper”
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hot prof went SO easy on me for my final exam grade. I would like to remind: I wrote “I’m so sorry” twice on it, I took up 1/4 of the amount of pages everyone else did, wrote 2 paragraphs instead of the 4-5 (at least) you would expect for an essay, etc….. 82 ‼️‼️
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it doesn’t matter that she was hot (esp bc we were not Involved) sorry I had a bit of a misogynist moment. but she is hot 😭😭😭
me when a hot girl I’m hanging out w says “I have half a pack of camels because they taste gross to me now for whatever reason so I only smoke them when I’m drunk will you smoke some”
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