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Guys what if thats just his skin and he painted it for this occasion/j

it's true

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #he painted it to match val's wings

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Ohhh, I thought the poll ended because I know red (striped with yellow) is the answer. 🤔 Now I'm wishing I had done the same as the last Anon and voted for an unlikely color. :(( Like brown. Who the fuck thinks it's brown? Why is it even there?

brown is like what you get if you straight up ignore any sort of lighting or shadow and just colour pick it and transfer it to flat colour which honestly GOAT shit wish I was like that instead of arguing against yellow truthers and stripes truthers (orange and knit are still my friends they are okay)

#ask #osrs.txt #also there are people who voted for it and I saw at LEAST one person in the notes say brown #so they exist #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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I didn't respond to this because yellow truthers don't get my time of day but since it's the last hour........

HOW ARE THESE NOT THE SAME COLOUR? they're both under the section of the photo that's covered in shadow

and I will debunk yellow RIGHT here

we know the heart on val's belt is yellow right?

so let's look here, it matches up with the colour of his left arm's poking out sleeve

therefore the other sleeve in the shadow of the picture is ALSO yellow. but would you look at that? it is nowhere NEAR the colour of vox's turtleneck

I can pick out the lighting y'all love so much but you can see it doesn't match up AT ALL

and if you still wanna argue about them not being in the same lighting

picked out from vox's poking out sleeve to match val's sleeve, THEY ARE LITERALLY RIGHT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER DON'T TRY TO SAY THEY'RE NOT THE SAME LIGHTING

at the very least, his turtleneck is orange, but more likely red because val also looks orange although we know his outfit is RED.

BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT YELLOW

VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL

there is a right answer here but I don't think y'all will like it...

#rb #did I miss out points in your argument errr maybe (smiles) I skimmed okay but I WILL NOT BE CONVINCED #I WILL DIIIIIE ON THIS HILL #don't blame me when you see vox in his stupid red turtleneck next season #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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I know in my heart the turtleneck is red but I voted yellow just for the chaos of it

COMPLETELY fair

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #as long as you acknowledge the truth I accept you #you can pretend it's something else just acknowledge the truth!!!

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Wait, what did Anon mean by "hour"? Did Viv schedule a reveal or something?

THE POLL ANON. THE POLL ENDS IN 43 MINUTES

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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We have one more hr of turtleneck discourse we must make it both hellish and memorable

IT'S RED IT'S RED IT'S RED AND KNIT THERE ARE NO STRIPES YELLOW TRUTHERS BACK OFF STRIPES TRUTHERS DNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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DYING I JUST GOT HERE WHERE THE HELL DID S T R I P E S COME FROM???????

LMAOOOOO it all started with this poll

then people started coming into my askbox and notifs about non-existent stripes. anyways some people think the vertical black lines that represent the knitting pattern are actually stripes and they are VERY WRONG

#ask #osrs.txt #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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my phone was like almost dying earlier on the train so I couldn't browse through shit so I INSTEAD decided to take out my pencil and sketchbook and sketch a stupid vox traditionally on said train and then later decided to digitialise it and colour it so here it is. the reason the line is so messy is cause I literally took a picture and edited it so I could extract the lines LMAO

anyways take this as promo for the LAST day of the stupid fucking turtleneck poll that's haunted me with incorrect opinions all week

BONUS:

#rb #scheduled self rb for the 2h left... although considering all the debates most of y'all have probably already voted

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#rb #HELP LMAOOOO #radiostatic #onewaybroadcast

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so someone uploaded a video on twitter where she asked Viv about Alastor's and Vox's relationship. Viv answered that it's complicated and sad, and damn, I'm not sure if I'm ready for the angst in season 2

I actually like didn't see the clip itself or exactly what she said just heard that we're getting backstory jskdldflg but either way I'm excited it's going to be juicy (one-sided radiostatic will be canon #TRUST)

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #again would like a personal explanation for the bi flag crash screen if it's not #recent killjoy posts making me bring back the “he has that bi crash cause he needs to remind katie not to be homophobic towards him” joke

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Val’s wings turn yellow when he has to piss and he’s been holding it in for too long

I'm going to cry

#ask #osrs.txt #what is this what has this turned into #cursed yellow val

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yeah well it's not a stupid fucking turtleneck for no reason, velvette's eyes burn every time she has to look at that picture

@onesidedradiostatic

Love dissociating for two weeks and being swept up in midterms, then whenever I open this app all I see is discourse about Vox’s stupid fucking turtle neck 😂 😭

Color is relative. The world is an illusion. Vox has shitty fashion sense. That’s what I’ve learned.

#rb #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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Final thought. Love square between red sweater Vox, yellow sweater Vox, red wing Valentino, and yellow wing Valentino.

The oranges are happily married elsewhere and not involved

I'M TERRIFIED.

#ask #osrs.txt #what is this like miraculous ladybug now #staticmoth miraculous au #live love laugh oranges I guess #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #cursed yellow val

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my phone was like almost dying earlier on the train so I couldn't browse through shit so I INSTEAD decided to take out my pencil and sketchbook and sketch a stupid vox traditionally on said train and then later decided to digitialise it and colour it so here it is. the reason the line is so messy is cause I literally took a picture and edited it so I could extract the lines LMAO

anyways take this as promo for the LAST day of the stupid fucking turtleneck poll that's haunted me with incorrect opinions all week

BONUS:

#osrs.art #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #are the proportions off? oh most definitely #too lazy to fix it though

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HEEEELP THIS WHOLE THING'S LASTED A WHOLE WEEK I've been constantly TORTURED by anons and reblogs with incorrect opinions

@onesidedradiostatic

Love dissociating for two weeks and being swept up in midterms, then whenever I open this app all I see is discourse about Vox’s stupid fucking turtle neck 😂 😭

Color is relative. The world is an illusion. Vox has shitty fashion sense. That’s what I’ve learned.

#rb #this is the most serious discourse I've ever engaged in #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

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The Val-Killjoy rivalry has an extra layer to it if you follow the Closeted Katie Killjoy headcanon. Usually not my thing, but in this case, I think it’s funny.

Imagine a lesbian or bisexual Katie who’s been repressing her same-gender attraction her whole life and afterlife, and when she finally starts to come to terms with the fact that she finds women attractive, she blames it on Val because he “gave her the gay.”

(reference to this post)

I'M GOING TO CRY SHE THINKS VAL SUCCESSFULLY INFECTED HER WITH HOMOSEXUALITY KSDLKSLLSG the moment she feels anything for the same gender she thinks "it must have been that time that moth brushed past me... no..... it must've been those 5 minutes we breathed the same air.... is homosexuality airborne?"

#ask #osrs.txt #FUCK IT new tag #the fanon val killjoy beef #katie killjoy #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino

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Also consider. Red wing Valentino and yellow wing Valentino kissing

I'M TERRIFIED.

#ask #osrs.txt #okay I actually need a fucking separate tag for val oh my god #I'm gonna steal from the person who made the original val colour edits #cursed yellow val #yeah #since it's already in use