Hi, I'm Malina Stharlock. 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
she/her :30s, Transfem,
Omnisexual, Polyamorous,
King of the Space Pirates
https://linktr.ee/stharlock
This blog is just random thoughts, funny stuff, shit posting, informative post, a diary of my transition and me posting cute selfies. I hope I can entertain you 😘
The modern Cinderella story we need. One that involves a horny step sibling, a set of those gazongas, and a sad lonely gamer who just wants to go to their favorite con cuz it'll be the last year it's held and they desperately wanna go. Also there is no fairy god anything, don't trust the wee folk. Instead we have GuzzleBub, they're a magical furry space monster with lots of teeth. Kinda like those things from that old horror movie Critters but more zany and yassss-afied.
The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.