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reminder:

jango: these are my children. they’re a little dumb at times but you hardly notice it with their combat training and critical thinking skills

obi wan: that one just closed his eyes and fired a blaster

jango: he’s only 9 give him a chance

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obi wan can’t say shit tho after what he pulled on utapau:

clone: *fistfights a droid*

obi wan: *kicks general grievous*

#spot this difference because i can’t #im master obi wan kenobi i think i’m better than everyone else bc i’m forty #i love him very much even with his mullet hair and princess attitude #star wars #obi wan kenobi #the clones #kamino #jango fett #star wars tcw #revenge of the sith #general grievous

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The clones nearly broke their backs the way they carried star wars humor

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UM HELLO?? ARE WE GOING TO STOP HIM???

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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peak arc trooper performance

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pim gyatt 😳

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he really said i want to be y/n i want to be the main character and i want my trusty side hoe to be this small purple australian man with bug eyes and a jealousy problem.

You cannot tell me that Charlie from smiling friends is not just a self insert oc of Zack Hadel I mean ……

#heheheehehehheheeh #smiling friends #smiling friends charlie

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everyone please repost this iconic work of art

I know exactly how next week's episode is gonna play out guys #TheBadBatch #FreeZilly

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the newest edition made by none other than mr arc trooper echo

“it’s, uh, a special security patrol…”

or whatever the fuck he said because he failed at lying so bad even fives wouldn’t have believed him

the clones lacking the ability to proficiently lie: a thread

“where is your captain?”

“uhhh…captaining.”

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“what’s going on here?”

“nothing sir, just waiting for the general…uh…general.”

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“trooper! report, trooper!”

“uh yes sir, uh everything’s fine in the hanger sir. nothing’s out of control down here.”

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i swear none of these guys are beating the bad lying allegations *cough cough fives cough*

#emerie was NOT buying it whatsoever #she’s been through this shit before #emerie karr #echo tbb #echo #the bad batch #star wars tbb #star wars #tbb #the bad batch season three

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something about how i want it back the minds we had or whatever

#i miss them sm #fives come back ur domino twin mommy-coded sneaking vigilante best friend mother of the whole bad batch arc trooper misses you #FIVES EVERYONE LOVES YOU #YOU DIDNT DIE IN VAIN #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #echo tbb #fives #tcw

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I WAS THINKING THIS EXACT THING AAHAHA

RAMPART BE RUNNING LIKE WOODY FROM TOY STORY THIS EPISODE HAHAHA

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i know we’ve all been theorizing and debating on how tech survived and daydreaming about him reuniting with the batch and phee but i’m really starting to think that maybe just maybe….

we’re all just a wee bit mentally ill and can’t deal with our comfort characters dying.

#we’re all just a fucking joke #maybe he’s actually just dead #i really really hope not but #have we been stretching this too far? #PLEASE NO DONT #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #tech tbb

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No thoughts, just Echo’s ears and dad jokes

#i never thought i’d be so happy to see ears #BUT ECHO’S EARS AGGSGSHHS

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One of my favorite pieces of canon continuity is that clones cannot lie for shit

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S3 E14 - Flash Strike

#oh the hands #everyone respect crosshair right now #he’s facing his trauma to save his little sister #wdym he was a villain for the first two seasons? #he has done nothing wrong ever #just forget about the first two seasons #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #crosshair tbb

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“but omega didn’t leave me behind when she could have. i owe her.”

#STOP IT MY HEART HURTS #fuck u rampart u don’t know him like i do #crosshair please don’t die #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #crosshair tbb

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headcanon confirmed: rampart screams like a whiny little bitch

#he has no idea what he’s fucking doing #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #admiral rampart #crosshair #wrecker #hunter #echo

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“thanks for the hand”

oh no echo is back again with his dad jokes

#not the dad jokes #i love him so much #someone needs to bring the joy into this whole finale #is there an echo in here? #yes #i’m echo #oh echo always so silly #star wars #the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 3 #the bad batch star wars #tbb spoilers #echo tbb