#bucky is a malewife

[stuckytruther]

bucky: would you still love me if i was a worm

steve: i loved you even when you were a german sleeper cell, buck

bucky: oh right

#captain america #bucky barnes #stucky #stevebucky #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #bucky is a himbo #steve is a wife guy #bucky is a malewife

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

this bit i found on bettina levy's channel but make it my mcu dr (credits to beaft)

i hope i did this whole photo editing thing right

again, credits to beaft

also yes that is my contact name for him

#ithinkimightbeagoose #mcu shifting #shifting to mcu #mcu #shifting realities #shifting #reality shifting #reality shift #shiftblr #shifting community #james buchanan barnes #james bucky buchanan barnes #james bucky barnes #bucky barnes #winter soldier #the winter soldier #he's so malewife #malewife

[corvincro]

stucky week soon!!! cant wait :3

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #steve x bucky #puppyboy #malewife #puppytwink

[yesand87]

The story of a man who:

Had to leave his sick wife to go to war

Fought bravely in WWII

Was experimented on as a POW

Stayed on the front because he wanted to make his wife feel happy and safe

Was a POW a second time

Had needlessly extreme operation, resulting in losing a limb

Was further experimented on

Abused and assaulted in custody

Spent years drugged in an enclosed space

Told his wife was dead

Brainwashed to do unspeakable things while retaining the memory of physically doing them

Programmed to kill his peer

Programmed to kill his friend's son

Programmed to kill his wife

Partially deprogrammed by wedding vows

Wandered without any psych care

Framed for terrorism

Existence costs his wife their job

Voluntarily returns to drugged enclosed space in hopes of recovery

Goes through helpful therapy

Fights again in inter-world war

(Wife abandons him for ex)

Goes through unhelpful therapy

Watches symbol of wife inspire bloodshed

Prevents another world war

Forced to accept actions while brainwashed as his own

Labeled as belonging to/working for his abusers

#steve may be a top but he's still a malewife #steve abandoning him depends on your personal headcanon #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stucky #mcu #fuck #disney #fuck disney

[punkbarnes2]

I did this back in the new year passing, and just now i noticed that i didn't post this on Tumblr.

I got a little carried away drinking wine and champagne at the new year that I couldn't finish this, (Bucky did it too, it's canon to me)

#wallacewells#scottpilgrim#scottpilgrimtakesoff#scottpilgrimcomics#drunkhomosexual#buckybarnes#jamesbuchananbarnes#jamesbarnes#wintersoldier#whitewolf#sebastianstan#trophyhusband#sassybucky#naughtybucky#malewife#manbun#cozybucky#cozy#mcu#marvel#marvelfanart#stevebucky#stucky#ipadartist#ipad8#procreate#procreateart#apple#digitalart

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #stevebucky #stucky #marvel fanart #captain america #steven grant rogers #ipad8 #james barnes #wallace wells #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #drunk homosexual

[7soulstars]

My Incorrect Universe #97

*At Avengers HQ*

Loki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Bucky, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is.

Me, spritzing them with a water spray bottle: hey! no! bad!

*meanwhile in Mirkwood*

Me: I can't believe you tried to assassinate Thorin!

Thranduil: Well, 'assassinate' implies it was politically motivated. I tried killing him because he is a dick, so technically I tried to murder him

Me: ohhhh

Elrond, his blood pressure rising: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

*me whenever Loki and Bucky misbehave*:

#winterfrost are literally cats #elrond asked me to get him bp medications from Earth #Thranduil has enough 'alleged' crimes booked against him to make him eligible for Presidency #my incorrect universe #my incorrect quotes #lotr imagine #lotr elves #lord of the rings #lord of the rings x reader #thranduil x reader #thranduil oropherion #elrond #yes loki bucky and stephen are all married to me #winterfrost x reader #winterfrost #loki x reader quotes #avengers x you #avengers incorrect quotes #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit imagine #james bucky barnes #bucky x reader #loki x bucky

[buckymilf]

thinking about retired househusband steve... malewife even... taking care of alpine and the house, making dinner for when bucky comes home from a mission, tired, imjuried and wanting some love from his husband

#i want them back your honor #bucky barnes #bucky #stucky #steve rogers #stevebucky #marvel #wintershield #captain america #steve x bucky #winter soldier

[felipe-kuso]

THE COOL TUMBLR USER GAMES ARE BACK EVERYONE

WITH NEW PARTICIPANTS AND OLD VETERANS

I will tag everyone for them to see this so

@rlydsntmttr

@isomorbism

@official-megumin

@triangles-dont-do-art

@the-cooler-anon

@dumb-ass-biatch

@mansplain-manipulate-malewife

@bucky-24601

@chocolatefrostingenjoyer

@fishandchips321

@puninyan-wibwob

@vampiric-ram

@not-a-shortie

@10x-beans

@distinguished-coffee-grounds

@aroaceantagonist

@pyre-the-thing

@novah-the-booi

@dont-hug-me-im-a-fander

@joshisepic2222

@maybemoltenlava

@garf-official

@generic-idiot1

@artemis-dawn8

[marvelstufflol]

Steve: think you can mansplain, manipulate, malewife your way out of this one?

Bucky: Manslaughter it is

#incorrect quotes #incorrect stevebucky #incorrect steve rogers #incorrect bucky barnes #incorrect stucky quotes #incorrect avengers

[ohbuckie]

b!bucky really truly is just your freaky sexy off-putting malewife boyfriend. he cooks for you when you say you’re hungry and he stands behind you at the pharmacy while you pick up his prescription and he gives you his card to go shopping as long as your promise not to forget that he wants one of the big tins of pokemon cards while you’re out

[mothgodofchaos]

Hello hello ^^ I wanted to ask if I could have a Illinois x Noir (Illinoir) request? Headcanons? I barely see anyone ship these two besides of me and a handful of ppl I met. I have some of my own headcanons and ideas but I’d love to see what others think of them!

Alright so I actually have an AU where these two are together, so I'll just give a little bit about those two because we love them.

Illinois is absolutely a malewife. Whenever he is not off adventuring or working his job as a history professor, he is in the kitchen. Cooking is one of the ways he stays connected to home, and all of the places he's visited by cooking the dishes he loved during his travels.

Noir (gave him the first name Bucky) will visit Illinois at the university on his lunch break, and bring him coffee. Or sometimes will sneak into his lectures just to hear his husband talk about his passions just a little bit longer.

The two of them met on a whiskey tasting tour, started talking about where they got their hats as they walked through the distillery.

Yes, there have been many times where they accidentally swap hats on their ways out the door in the morning.

They don't wear traditional wedding bands, since they're both likely to get them tarnished or scratched, so instead they wear matching braided leather bracelets with engraved beads representing all the things that they both find important.

They have a golden retriever named Nugget, which you will see in many of my fics. It's just fitting for Illinois to have a dog, no matter who he's with.

#illinois james #illinois james markiplier #ahwm illinois #ahwm #a heist with markiplier #iswm noir #in space with markiplier #bucky noir #markiplier egos #illinoir #mc monologue #pantry dweller #chaosanswers #chaoscanons

[winterbirby]

I think I'll go missing (8/?)

The most wholesome couple to ever be, Wanda and Vision! They're one of those couples where person A tweets every coherent thought every three minutes and person B doesn't tweet at all. Wanda had met Bucky online, but it did not take them long to become irl friends. Now they are a part of this beautiful extended family. While Vis is slightly more reserved and quiet, Wanda is outgoing and outspoken. They are always there for each other; literally and in spirit. They might as well be the cutest couple in town. Everybody ships girlboss Wanda and her malewife husband, Vision.

#avengers au #bucky barnes #everyone's lgbt #i think i'll go missing #marvel #marvel au #mcu #social media au #steve rogers #stucky #trans #t4t #wanda maximoff #vision #wandavision

[dumbgothbunny]

Bimbo malewife Bucky Barnes is a thot

[neverlandsky]

you know im right

#tfatws #alignment chart #mansplain manipulate malewife #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #sharon carter #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sambucky #helmut zemo #karli morgenthau #couldn't place sarah wilson shes too sweet #well last row is like all nice people but i still think its funny

[luckycl0ve]

i have updated my cool frankenstein bucky design for 2021 as a treat to myself 🧟🎉

#Bucky #Bucky Barnes #frankenstein bucky #Halloween bucky #marvel #mcu #body image #sutures #stitches #injuries #facial piercings #septum piercing #facial hair #beard #stubble #sunglasses #crop top #malewife of frankenstein moments

[heinzrat]

give me bucky taking up flower arranging as a hobby whilst sams away on missions, then surprising sam with different bouquets he's made whenever he goes to pick him up from the base/airport (whatever its called)

#tfatws #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sambucky #my stuff #just give me all househusband/malewife bucky headcanons #i too would take up a whole new hobby if it meant i could get a single smile out of sam wilson #headcanon