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marlenesluv · 6 months

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omg hi babe loved the oscar smut! i was wondering if u could do a smutty smau about him. like everyone thinks his relationship is so wholesome and sweet (like shes the picture perfect housewife pretty much), but then their sex tape gets leaked and its NASTY and like some photos get leaked and her ass is all bruised

Leaked. (OP)

hi!! thank you so much! and omg fuck, i love this?! i read this and had to start writing immediately.

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

fc: no fc! j pinterest pics

warnings: i would say 18+, lots of sexual language, cussing, some suggestive photos

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tagged: oscarpiastri

y/n.user: my sweet sweet boy and mimosas🧡

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oscarpiastri: i love you, my sweet sweet girl

↳ y/n.user: hmph🥹🥹

f1wags: the way she posts him >

user4: they literally have the most wholesome relationship on the grid

danielricciardo: i would actually like photo credits for the first photo😁🙋‍♂️

↳ y/n.user: i’m not adding that to the caption, but if ppl read your comment, they’ll know!!

↳ danielricciardo: oh😃

piastri.fp: y/n is so good for oscar. he’s so gentle with her, like wtf, don’t make me feel lonelier

user9: guys wake up, our fav wag j posted

f1editpage: this is why my page is full of y/n and oscar edits, they are too cute

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twitter:

F1 Updates and News @f1newsupdate • 3hr

Breaking F1 Oscar Piastri and girlfriend, Y/N Y/L/N’s sex tape is leaked!! It has spread wide and far over twitter and porn sites already….

The couple has yet to post anything on the matter. But explicit photos have also been released. Fans aren’t sure what to make of this. No one expected Y/N, the innocent and sweet girlfriend, to be in this situation.

↳ Papaya Boys @papayaboys111 • 3hr

“explicit photos” mhmm. literally photos of her bruised ass 😭

↳ Monaco Bby @monacomylove • 3hr

no cuz the tape was hot, and anyone that disagrees is a liar. the way he kept slapping her ass and then throwing his head back when she gave him head? i’m deceased

↳ F1 Fanpage @formula1fp • 2hr

i agree, i mean, they filmed it and put sm effort, i have to watch!

↳ Y/N’s Fanpage @fpy/n • 2hr

when oscar ate her out and shook his head? when she grabbed his hair and pulled?? when he said “go on, baby. you’re such a good girl for me, arent you?”🫠🫠🫠🫠

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oscarpiastri: whatever. at least we’re hot. you’re welcome

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user3: BRO SAID “you’re welcome”….. and yk what? THANK YOUUUUU

y/n.user: we did look so good

↳ oscarpiastri: we always do

f1wags: jaws = dropped (slay tho)

carlossainz55: i’m not even sure if i want to know

↳ maxverstappen1: seriously? you don’t know?

↳ carlossainz55: what happened??

↳ charles_leclerc: their sex tape got leaked

↳ carlossainz55: oh no! i am so sorry guys 😟

↳ landonorris: i don’t even think they care

↳ oscarpiastri: we don’t

y/nfp: y/n moaning is forever engraved in my brain now

↳ f1edits: oscar biting and licking her tits in engraved in my mind😵‍💫

↳ mclarenfans: how about when he said “come on, doll. you can take it, hm? my good girl.” 🫨

user7: you guys are really owning this, huh? as you should, it was hot and will be in history textbooks

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y/n.user: i guess we pulled a kim k👄

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user3: LMAO THE CAPTION IS ICONIC

oscarpiastri: come to bed so i can fuck you🤪

↳ y/n.user: 🏃‍♀️

↳ landonorris: have you two NO shame???

↳ oscarpiastri: not really

↳ danielricciardo: what do they even have to loose? their tape is already leaked, everyone knows

f1edits3: shameless, as you should be, that tape was hottttt

y/nfanpage8: everyone is talking about the tape, but not mentioning that it was literally 2 hours long

↳ papayaedits2: how is home girl even sitting? her ass was bruised as ffuuucccck

user2: these pics are slaying

oscarfans11: our girl isn’t as innocent as we thought, but i’m so here for it

francisca.cgomes: okayyyy, go off babe

↳ y/n.user: kikaaaaa

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oscarpiastri: i’ll always kneel for my queen

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y/n.user: 👸

*liked by creator*

f1wagpage: SHE IS A QUEEN

user3: kneeling js like he did when he took her thing off in the tape🤭

↳ formula1page: with his teeth🫠

maxverstappen1: you’re so whipped, mate. also, answer my callls??

↳ y/n.user: he can’t, he busy on his knees

↳ maxverstappen1: oh my god🤦‍♂️ i didn’t need to know that

mclarenposts81: i’m deceased, their tape being leaked is the best thing ever cuz now we have unhinged y/n and oscar

lilymhe: literal “it” couple

↳ alex_albon: and we aren’t?

↳ lilymhe: erm, we are the best, but they are the “it” couple

↳ alex_albon: oh

↳ lilymhe: no alex, it’s not a bad thing. i love youuu

↳ alex_albon: okay, i love you too

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snippet from interview with y/n y/l/n, talking about her leaked tape:

interviewer: “so, y/n, how did you and oscar react when you found out your tape had been leaked?”

y/n: “at first, we were a bit shocked and scared, wondering how mclaren and f1 as a whole would react. but after we realized that they didn’t care, since it was out of our hands, we embraced it” *laughs*

interviewer: “i see” *laughs* “were you afraid of friend and family seeing it?”

y/n: “oh, of course! but we both messaged our parents and told them so they wouldn’t stumble across it and not know what it was.”

interviewer: “and how about now? you and oscar seem fairly content with the tape being leaked.”

y/n: “well, of course it sucks, but oscar and i are hot, and we love each other. we’re secure in our relationship and our bodies, so we mind, of course, but we will continue to make light of it and joke around.”

interviewer: “i see. well, thank you for taking time to speak with me, y/n! enjoy the race, and i wish oscar luck.”

y/n: “of course! and thank you! have an amazing day.” *smiles and stands up and walks toward oscar and lando*

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y/n.user: back to our innocent posts (for now)

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user6: not sure if that’s what we wanted, but we love content no matter what. you guys are the cutest

oscarpiastri: my pretty girl ❤️

↳ y/n.user: my pretty boy ❤️

↳ oscarpiastri: oh yeah, i’m gonna need you to say that more

f1updates: you guys are too damn hot, wtf

y/n.fp: oh, we’re back to innocent oscar and y/n

danielricciardo: once again, photo credits for the first one

↳ y/n.user: what is up with you and these photo credits??

↳ danielricciardo: they are good photos and people need to know that i’m the one that took them

user9: i js wanna hear oscar beg to cum in her again

↳ user5: i just rewatch LOL. its like my cocomelon

georgerussell63: oh finally, i can go on instagram again

↳ y/n.user: you’re so dramatic

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x y/n #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri f1 #oscar piastri smut #f1 smau #18+

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tayytayy12 · 5 days

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𝗦𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 | 𝗟𝗻𝟰 𝘅 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

Summary | After a bad brake up, reader soft launches her relationship which her exes friend along with a special song

Warnings | Swearing, previous bad brake up

Faceclaim | Gracie Abrams

Requested | Yes - No

Type | SMAU

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Yourusername - I’ve been away for a while, but I’m back and here to stay thanks to my favourite girl for making me stop being sad in bed. Love you Kika 💕💕

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User1 - How did Carlos fumble THIS hard?

User2 - She’s literally so beautiful

Kika.cgomez - MY FAVOURITE BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL SWEET-HEARTED GIRLFRIEND !!!

Yourusername - I LOVE YOUUIOUII

ChappellRoan - Hottie

Yourusername - all you gorgeous

User3 - Chapell would treat her better than Carlos ever would I’ll say it now

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User4 - LMAO THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER

Lilymhe - Good to see you back beautiful 🫡

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User5 - Okay now that you’re back, MUSIC WHEN BBY?

User6 - Carlos cowering in a corner knowing his time is coming

User7 - he shouldn’t have cheated on her then

User8 - real like hold him accountable

Yourusername

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Yourusername - You ask, I’ll always deliver 🤍 While I was away I was hard at work, but just for you, but for me. This has been a rough time for me these past few months, so as always I’ve channeled all the emotions I’ve been feeling into writing music, and this is the result of that. My brand new album, ‘Good Riddance’ is out on April 22, and I can’t wait for you to hear her, she’s a work I’m so incredibly proud of. But I will be honest with you, get your tissues ready 🫡 (well except for one song about a very special somebody, I’m not that cruel) I love you 🤍🤍🤍

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User9 - NEW Y/N ERA

User10 - I can feel the sadness through the phone

User11 - ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE LAST PART? WHO IS THE SPECIAL PERSON?

User12 - It might now even be a guy, it’s probably Kika or Chappel or something

User13 - Real people are so delulu

SabrinaCarpenter - I can’t tell that you devoured

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User13 - All these sad ass sing titles then a random ‘so high school’, you can’t tell me that doesn’t sound like a love song

User14 - so soon after Carlos is icky

LandoNorris - Can’t wait!!

User14 - ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?

User15 - Is it April 22nd yet?

LandoNorris

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LandoNorris - Back on the podium !!!! All thanks to a certain good luck charm 🤍

User16 - UM HELLO LANDO??

User17 - That’s me guys

User18 - The fact that he and mystery girl are in an orangey papaya light is so cute

User19 - Y/N IN THE LIKES HELLO?

User20 - A podium with Carlos, and no Carlando pics for the first time ever? What happened 🤍

User21 - THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

User22 - My man Carlos was glaring DAGGERS into LN 😭😭

User23 - ‘good luck charm’ brb sobbing

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User24 - HELLO SO HIGH SCHOOL? SCREAMIN?!?!!?

User25 - I WAS SOBBING THE WHOLE ALBUM THEN THIS CUTE HORNY ASS SONG COMES ON

User26 - I need to know who it’s about like right now

User27 - ‘And in a blink of a crinkling eye I'm sinking, our fingers entwined’ I want a relationship written by THE Y/n Y/l/n

User28 - We all do

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Yourusername - My one and only, Mr. So high school 🤍

LandoNorris - Cutie

LandoNorris - I love you baby

Yourusername - Squealing

User29 - UM HELLO?

User30 - WHAT WHEN WHERE AND HOW?

Kika.cgomez - Couple goals fr 🫠

LandoNorris - Thanks Kika (first nice thing she said to me btw)

Kika.cgomez - Was talking about me and Y/n but okay

PierreGasly - Um okay?

Yourusername - Sorry guys, me nd Kika forever

User31 - Carlos’ best friend is moving dirty

User32 - She’s in her revenge era and I’m so here for it

LandoNorris

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Tagged | Yourusername

LandoNorris - My favourite, most beautiful girl

Yourusername - Crying I love you so much

Kika.cgomez - She is actually shedding tears

LandoNorris- Cutie

MaxFewtrell - Just listened to Y/ns new song, do me a favour mate, never play GTA with me again?

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joonberriess · 9 months

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⊹₊ ⋆ “he love how i ride it, hop on that dick i make him get excited,”

TAGS — dilf!jk, riding, creampie, dirty talk, slight fingering (brief lol), reader’s a soft good girl, praise kink(?), brief masturbation (male), jk is obsessed with his bby, riding it good wooo, reader’s like a shy good girl uwu, nasty flip-flopping sex, daddy kink to the MAX, she’s subby but kinda bratty, jk has a high sex drive LMAO, mentions of future pregnancy at the end

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Jungkook’s insatiable when it comes to you–even more now that you two started sleeping with each other. You didn’t mind at first until you realized it was a bit harder to keep up with him and his high sex drive. He fucked like a man on death row, like he was never going to see you again or something. You were left fucked out but positively bruised.

How Hani hasn’t walked in on you two yet is still a mystery to you with the amount of times you two go at it. If you were down in the kitchen, Jungkook had you on the counter spread out within seconds of walking in. Watching a movie with Jungkook? That won’t last long, you’re lucky if you even get to see the beginning of it. It gets worse when Hani says she’s going out for the day (he will NOT let you out of his sight at all).

Needless to say you weren’t complaining about the situation, you were just as needy as Jungkook was.

“Hey baby.” Jungkook pops his head into your room with a tiny smile, “What you up to?”

You stopped typing on your laptop and spun around in your chair to greet him with a soft hum, “Finishing up this essay, ‘s due by the end of the week.” You mumble and look down to see him holding something from behind the door, “What you got there?”

“A snack for my hard-working girl.” He grins and steps in, holding up the piping hot bowl of ramen that instantly has your mouth watering. “Figured you could use something since you’ve been cooped up in here for days now baby.” He makes his way over and sets the food on the side table.

“Thank you.” You shyly reply and take his hands in yours, “You’re the best..” Jungkook squeezes your hands gently, “How was your day? I didn’t see you when I came home from class.” You run your thumb over his knuckles tenderly.

“Boring without you baby. Had you on my mind the entire time.” He grins mischievously, and you already know where this is heading. “Couldn’t stop thinking ‘bout your pretty little lips and sweet little noises.” He slips one of his hands up to cup your cheek, thumb stroking over your soft pillowy lips.

Your eyes flutter coyly and you lean into his touch, “..missed you too.” You mumble out and let your eyes drop down to his chest where the top two buttons sit unbuttoned, “Missed you lots.” You breathily whisper out.

Jungkook must notice how glazed over your eyes look because he smiles at you deviously and chuckles quietly, “Yeah baby? You were thinkin’ bout daddy too?” He says as he tugs your chair and makes it roll over in front of him, “Tell me what you were thinking about sweetheart.”

“You. Wanted to..wanted you daddy,” you softly mewl, “didn’t like how we couldn’t finish this morning, you left me hanging daddy.” You press your thighs together, rubbing them slowly as a soft pout forms on your lips.

Jungkook licks his lips hungrily, “Baby’s upset she didn’t get to cum in the morning? Didn’t I make you cum two times before that baby? What a greedy girl I got, needs more than my fingers in her slutty little pussy.” He smacks your thighs apart, “Open up for me, don’t be a brat.”

You whine quietly and let your thighs fall open for him, shivering when he slides his hand up, “Daddy…it-it isn’t fair! Y-You said that you will always make me cum however many times I want.” You yelp when he smacks your inner thigh.

“Don’t get mouthy with me baby, where did my sweet girl go? You’ll take what I give you won’t you baby?” He says as his eyes narrow, “Unless you’re being a bad girl?”

Your heart beats faster and you shake your head vehemently, “I’m not a bad girl daddy, ‘m a good girl.”

“Then act like it.” Jungkook pulls back and stands, “Since my baby’s so desperate for my cock why don’t you prep yourself, get you nice and stretched with your fingers. Go on,” he sits on your bed, legs wide apart as he man spreads and leans back.

A small whimper threatens to escape your throat as you watch him, you can feel your mouth salivating as drool threatens to slip past your lips. “Go on.” He nods, “Don’t keep me waiting.” With that you reach down to slip your cotton shorts down your thighs, your panties come down with them but you let them dangle around one ankle as you bring your knees up on the chair, spreading your legs wide as your pussy’s out for his pleasure.

“There you go baby,” Jungkook darkly mutters as he unbuckles his own slacks, “touch yourself for me.” He licks his lips.

A shudder runs through your body, goosebumps erupting all over your body as you shyly bring your hand down to part your slicked up pussy lips. He groans low when you show off your puckered up hole shiny with slick, he’s got his own cock out of his boxers, hand steadily stroking himself. “Look at you,” he sighs, “so messy.”

You let your fingers dip low at your hole, you tease yourself a tiny bit by slipping the tip of your finger in before you slip it back out and circle them around your clit. You softly moan his name and repeat your actions from before a few more times until your pussy is slicked up and dripping. “Go on baby, slip ‘em inside and get yourself ready for my cock.” He purrs.

“Daddy.” You whine out and curl your fingers as you stuff your pussy full with your ring and middle finger. “Don’t wanna stretch myself out, wanna have you inside already.” You let your head loll back as you speed your fingers up with a quiet whine.

Slicked up noises filled the space between you, slick dribbles down between your ass cheeks and on to the desk chair. Your fingers are soaked and your poor clit throbs from lack of attention. This wouldn’t be happening if Jungkook wasn’t making you tease yourself. “Daddy please,” you whimper, “wanna ride you.”

“Yeah baby? Gonna do all the work and let daddy lay there while you use my cock to get off?” Jungkook groans as he speeds up his movements, “Fuck, get over here baby. Sit on my cock,” he slides the rest of his pants right off, “c’mon.” He coos.

You eagerly let your fingers slip out and you make your way over to him, happily climbing over as you crawl up the bed and over his lap. “Please daddy,” you beg softly and settle on to his lap nicely.

“Go on, you know what to do baby.” Jungkook smacks one of your ass cheeks, “Show me you’re my good girl.” He grins.

You grip the base of his cock with one hand and lift your hips up to position your pussy over the head of his cock, “So fucking wet,” he mumbles and watches with hooded eyes, “like that baby, there you go.” He bites his lip.

Your lips part in a silent moan as you slowly inch yourself downwards on his cock, the stretch is a bit painful but not by much. When you sit fully on his lap you’re eager to have your way with him right off the bat. You set your hands on his chest for balance and begin grinding your hips in slow sensual motions.

“Shit.” Jungkook grunts as his head falls back on the pillow, “ ‘s good, pussy so warm and wet ‘round my cock. Got you drippin’ all over me.” He rolls his hips upward as if he wants to slip in deeper somehow.

The shift has you whining and grinding down on him harder, his cock just presses up against all your sweet spots just right. You can feel stars bursting behind your eyelids as you lean your head back.

“Daddy,” you whimper out and grind faster, “please—feels so good, can feel it here,” you set a hand over your lower abdomen, “so deep.” Your words come out slurred.

Jungkook cusses under his breath when you hears you talk like that, “Oh fuck baby,” he whispers, “look at you, desperate little thing you are. You like the way my cock fills you baby? Fills you up just right don’t it?” He runs his hands over your soft cheeks before he smacks both hard and jiggles them in his hands.

You nod your head rapidly, muffling your own whimpers as you begin bouncing in his lap. His cock strikes your g-spot with every bounce, your thighs shake and loud smacks fill the entire room. The sounds you two make are fucking filthy—wet, messy, hot—the bed frame begins rocking into the wall.

“Daddy please,” you bring his hands up to wrap around your waist, “ ‘m getting tired, can’t do it anymore.” You whimper out as your bouncing comes to a stop. You lay down on top of him, idly grinding back and forth.

“You want daddy to fuck you sweetheart? Need me to take over and fuck you so good?” Jungkook moans as he turns his face to hide in your neck, peppering kisses all over.

“Please.” You whisper back and turn to slot your lips against his in a sloppy little kiss.

Jungkook sighs into the kiss and readjusts his grip on your waist before he begins fucking up into your battered pussy. Loud fopping noises resonate as he fucks you like a animal. You bury your hands in his hair and grip it tightly as he plows you from below.

“Baby,” he moans out, “feels so fucking good, gripping me so tight.” He whispers in your ear over the loud squelching noises your pussy makes when his cock slams into you over and over again.

“Mm..! T-There, right there,” you beg softly and meet him thrust for thrust, “gonna cum daddy.” You reach behind to move one of his hands, “Want you to touch me here daddy.” You tug it towards your aching clit.

Jungkook growls low and his thumb immediately finds your clit, rubbing the tender bud side to side rapidly. His hips smack into your ass over and over as he sends you hurtling towards your much awaited orgasm.

“J-Jungkook..!” You cry out and stiffen, your back arches and hips raise as you cum hard all over him and his stupidly perfect cock. “S-So good,” you gasp out.

He grabs your ass tight with one hand as he continues fucking into you until he’s coming too. “Shit baby,” he gasps and rolls his hips slowly, “shit..” He chuckles breathily and lays there blinking slowly, “Made a mess.”

You lay tiredly on him and bury your face in his neck, “Mm..” Your drained, that fucking really took the life out of you, “I didn’t get to eat my ramen.” You mumble out.

“Let’s clean up and take a nap, yeah baby? You worked too hard today on your essay, take some time off.” Jungkook whispers and presses a kiss to your temple. You nod to his words and head over to the bathroom together.

You miss the telltale signs of your watch that sits on your dresser beeping, next to it lies your open pack of birth control, something you completely forget about even after the nap, and then the day after that, and after that…

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#bts #bts fanfction #bts fanfic #bts smut #jungkook x reader #jeon jungkook #jungkook smut #bts jungkook

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moody4world · 11 months

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In my business pt 2

A/N: ik i take ages to post stuff guys but some things in life been kicking my ass and i either dont have time or im just not in the mood to write. I hope yall like this tho. next part will have more jack!!!

summary: AU where reader is an all around artist (writer, singer, model etc) and after being spotted with jack harlow she becomes the talk of the town. What will her baby daddy/ex central cee think???

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moodymagazine Uh oh moodies! It seems like #Y/n baby daddy #CentralCee not too happy about the circulating rumors after she was seen getting cozy with the first class rapper #JackHarlow. He posted a photo of himself with the middle finger from a page of his interview in a #DazedKorea magazine, captioning the foto with “Current mood”. So far we have yet to receive any confirmation from Y/n or Jack Harlow about their current situation.

What do you guys think, let us know in the comments below⬇️

#moodymagazine #moodymagz

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ryyannexox 1h

omg here we go again he is so pettyyyy. he nees to move on and leave her alone didnt he cheat on her multiple times???? men always act like trash then get mad when you leave them.

iammari 1h

@ryyannexox How does it feel to be loud and WRONG! You people just say anything on the internet. Cench and y/n both have said that he never cheated on her and the fact that they still follow each other should be a sign that they're still on good terms so stop projecting lmao

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yungkelly 3h

Idk why yall bother arguing about these twos relationship. They break up and make up more than me and my man thats not my man

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nia2pretty 3h

LMAOOO not my man thats not my man bitch im deaaad

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bridget82 2h

They're both alays in a different country i hope theyre kids are well taken care of

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y/ncloset 1h

@bridget82 yall ALWAYS worried about THEIR kids did you cook dinner for your own kids yet miss BRIDGET?

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amylai 10m

the white boy she raps about in her unreleased song is probably jack!!!! hear me out guys

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nianiania 6m

@amylai YOURE ONTO SOMETHING FR

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❤️ 🙌 🔥 👏 😢 😍 😮 😂

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y/n

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y/n he be feedin me 🍝 & 🦞 #areacodes out @ MIDNIGHT !!

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icespice 2m

😍😍😍😍

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bbgrlashly 9m

y/n im begging you to give me one chanceee😫

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_ell.a 3m

@bbgrlashly Get in line bby girl!

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cyabiah13 1h

It's the body for meeee🔥

amore2.o 1h

maam are you not gonna address the rumors???👀

missjanay 1h

Stomach said "what kids?!" share the routine sis

davespi 1h

Jack harlow out of all people? thought you were different

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@davespi boo fucking hoo go cry somewhere else. as if you ever had a chance with your ugly ass

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the last social media au was so cute!! maybe one where george’s gf is a famous romance book author and when they make the relationship public his friends cannot believe posh “arms against the wall 2023 intro package pose” george could be the inspiration for all the smutty scenes his gf is famous for (only if your comfortable of course!)

instagram au

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hopelesslyromanticshark · 27 days

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ok i have no idea if i’m doing this right because i’ve literally never requested anything before 😦

but i love your writing so i’ll risk it 🫶🫶🫶

ok so i was wondering if you could do a connor stoll x daughter of apollo reader hcs?? i love him but you’re like the only person i’ve found that writes him good 😅

sorry if i did that wrong lol… love you tho!!! 💕

-☀️

⋆⭒˚.⋆ connor stoll x daughter of apollo! reader hcs

content: connor stoll x daughter of apollo! reader hcs warning: little tiny baby angst but that's it. unless there's language, which there very well could be lmao author's note: my beautiful sunny anon, you did it correctly, no stress!! also, this is for you and @imasimpdealwithit , who also asked for our bby boy connor with an apollo reader!!

smiley boy with his sunshine girl frfr

the sun jokes and pet names are endless

bro is fr walking up to you and throwing his arms around you, humming 'you are my sunshine' every time

loves loves loves stealing whatever is taking your attention away from him

be it poetry books, medical tools, or bows

if it is splitting your time with him, it's already missing before you have time to think about it

and you both know that connor took it ever time

and every time he plays dumb

"give it back."

"no hello? no i missed you? some girlfriend you are-"

"give. back. my. poems."

"but they're so sweet and clearly about me- OUCH!"

"ILL BREAK ALL YOUR BONES AS MEDICAL PRACTICE!'

so cute

is your number one defender at all times

if he so much as hears whispers that someone doesn't like you, they are instantly on the stoll's prank list

and these are not 'silly goofy' pranks anymore, these are 'send you to the infirmary' level pranks

which is where you welcome them, covered in glitter and cuts, knowing exactly who sent them

and you can't find it in yourself to tell your protective boyfriend off, even finding it slightly romantic

loves loves loves taking pictures of you

(im back on my hermes children take good candids grind, you already know)

his favs are when the sun is just setting or rising and you look just ethereal

it's probs that natural apollo glow, ya know??

will ALWAYS steal for you

"look, baby, i got you a new ring!!'

"aww, it's perfect- wait, i could have sworn one of the new campers had a ring just like this-"

"don't think too much about it."

"CONNIE!"

"DO YOU LOVE IT OR NOT??"

"I MEAN I LOVE IT BUT-"

"WORTH IT THEN."

he carried a pic of you in his wallet, purposefully flipping it open dramatically whenever he (rarely) pays for things

he's basically begging the cashier to ask about you and get's all pouty when they don't

prefers to sleep in your cabin as it's (barely) less crowded

at first your siblings were weary of him, preferring their stuff not stolen, but after forcing him to swear on the river styx to not steal their stuff and always bring snacks when he came over, he was more than welcome by cabin seven

sometimes connor gets really sad to see new campers leave to their real cabins, this sinking feeling of being forgotten and left for dead taking over his soul

he'd always seek you out, his sunshine girl.

you could always tell when he was in these moods, instantly opening your arms up and squeezing him to your chest, kisses planted against his temple and whispers of never leaving his side following suit

and just like that, he's okay again!!

you always knew the right thing to say to get him feeling better, of course

but he wasn't sure if it was the medical gifts of your father or the poetic ones

either way, he was more than grateful for his sunshine girl

and you couldn't be happier with your little thief

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #connor stoll #connor stoll x reader #connor stoll x you #connor stoll x y/n #pjo hoo toa #pjo x reader #percy pjo

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masterlist ೃ⁀➷

SFW WORKS

BOUNDARIES

widowed!jake sully x fem!metkayina.

— angst, mentions of grief/loss, mentions of blood

: ̗̀➛ you & jake have an argument over his treatment of lo’ak.

PART 1. PART 2.

INSECURITIES

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— mentions of body insecurities

: ̗̀➛ you’ve been feeling insecure about your body & jake reminds you how beautiful you are.

NSFW WORKS

KISS IT BETTER (ONGOING)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar x tonowari.

— sub!tonowari, dom!jake, praise kink, degradation, bunch of smut, slight angst, honestly just a bunch of filth

: ̗̀➛ you were tired of jake being mean to you — so you decided to fuck around with his nicer best friend.

PART 1. PART 2. PART 3.

CRUSH

PART TWO

dilf!jake x fem!metkayina

— clit stimulation, v slight agoraphilia (sex in public)

: ̗̀➛ jake knows you have a crush on him & likes to test you.

CAUGHT

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— masturbation, p n v penetration (kinda), jake watching reader, slight overstimulation

: ̗̀➛ jake finds you touching yourself while thinking of him.

CALL OUT MY NAME

sub!jake x fem!avatar

— nsfw content (18+ mndi), bondage, edging, p n v penetration, overstimulation, degradation, hair pulling, pet names, usage of 'um'ma* (basically means mommy)

: ̗̀➛ during an annual festival within the clan, you notice jake flirting with another woman. once the celebration had ended & the two of you had retreated to your hut - you made sure to remind your mate who he belonged to.

PRETTY, LITTLE THING

dilf!jake x tonowari x fem!avatar

— p n v penetration, masturbation, pet names

: ̗̀➛ jake loves to jerk off while watching tonowari fuck you.

REFLECTION

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— fingering, slight overstimulation, use of pet names

: ̗̀➛ jake loves touching you in front of a mirror.

LITTLE ONE (DRABBLE)

tonowari x fem!avatar

— fingering, clit stimulation, pet names, p n v penetration, size kink

: ̗̀➛ drabble about how big tonowari is compared to you.

JAKE’S THIGHS (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— thigh riding, clit stimulation, pet names, daddy link (sorta)

: ̗̀➛ drabble about riding jake’s thigh.

DAD’S BESTFRIEND (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— p n v penetration, daddy kink, slight degradation

: ̗̀➛ drabble about fucking jake, aka your dads best friend.

UM’MA (DRABBLE)

dom!neytiri x sub!jake x sub!reader

— edging, oral (f receiving), handjob, neytiri being called um’ma

: ̗̀➛ drabble about neytiri edging jake & reader.

UNAPOLOGETIC (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— p n v, slight breeding kink, use of daddy & pet names

: ̗̀➛ drabble about jake being loud in bed.

SUBBY JAKE <3 (HEADCANON)

sub!jake x fem!avatar

— pet names, p n v, slight mommy kink, oral (f & m)

: ̗̀➛ headcanons about sub!jake.

WANNA TOUCH? (DRABBLE)

sub!jake x fem!avatar

— bondage, subby jake, slight mommy kink, jake watching reader touch herself

: ̗̀➛ desperate bby boy is tied up & watches you touch yourself.

BRAT (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— p n v, degradation, daddy kink, brat taming, hair pulling, pet names

: ̗̀➛ after you decided to flaunt yourself in front of other men, jake punishes you.

SIT DOWN (DRABBLE)

tonowari x fem!avatar

— alludes to fingering/sex, slight power imbalance, pet names. pretty tame tbh

: ̗̀➛ tonowari invites you to sit on his lap.

WAKE UP, BABY (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!avatar

— somnophilia, alludes to p n v, daddy kink, pet names, jake fucking himself between ur thighs

: ̗̀➛ jake fucks himself between your thighs till you wake up.

DILF!JAKE THOUGHTS

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— mentions of p n v, fingering, clit stimulation, oral (m receiving), exhibitionism, rough sex, degradation, pet names, cream pie (lmao), cockwarming, mean dilf!jake, bunch of nasty shit

: ̗̀➛ thoughts about my favourite dilf <3

SHY GIRL (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, lil bit of dirty talk

: ̗̀➛ shy reader getting fucked by jake.

POLAROIDS OF YOU

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, polaroids during sex, oral (f & m), finger fucking, hickeys, masturbation

: ̗̀➛ headcanons about dilf!jake taking dirty polaroids of reader.

SPANK ME (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— spanking, mean!jake, fingering, dirty talk

: ̗̀➛ drabble about jake spanking reader after she was being bratty all day long.

DILF JAKE WHO CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOU (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, whimpering mess jake

: ̗̀➛ basically what the warnings say lol

GOIN’ DUMB ON ME? (DRABBLE)

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, daddy kink, infidelity, pet names

: ̗̀➛ jake fucking you after you confide in him about your relationship problems.

CELLOPHANE MASTERLIST (DISCONTINUED)

dilf!jake x fem!reader

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV (NEW CHAPTERS TBD)

— fem!reader, age gap (32 & 22), mentions of daddy issues, power imbalance, no comfort angst, mild violence, alcohol usage, arguing, infidelity, eventual smut. reader is madly in love w/ jake n kinda delulu, jus like me fr

: ̗̀➛ in which your infatuation with your olo’eyktan begins to cause problems.

NSFW DILF!JAKE THOUGHTS P2

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, cream pie, pet names, sucking cum off fingers (idk how else to phrase this 😭), overstimulation, cockwarming, jake is a boobs guy

: ̗̀➛ nsfw thoughts about dilf!jake.

SUB!JAKE WHO BEGS TO CUM. (DRABBLE)

sub!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, slight mommy kink, pet names

: ̗̀➛ jake begs you to let him cum.

MARKED

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, marking (jake bites u hard asf basically), daddy kink, pet names

: ̗̀➛ dilf!jake marks you for the first time.

JAKE IS A TITS GUY

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— p n v, creampie, orgasms, tit/nipple sucking, tit jobs, clit stimulation, daddy kink, dirty talk

: ̗̀➛ headcanons about jake being a tits guy lol

DILF!JAKE BLURB

dilf!jake x fem!reader

— oral (f receiving), daddy kink, dirty talk, pet names

: ̗̀➛ smutty drabble of dilf!jake.

MY PRETTY BOY

sub!jake x fem!reader

— handjob, pet names, subtle mommy kink, cum play

: ̗̀➛ you’re cuddling with your best friend, and soon notice the bulge in his loincloth.

#sel’s masterlist ☆#avatar #avatar x reader #jake sully #tonowari #masterlist #avatar blog #writing wip

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beefros-sin-bin · 4 months

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Goodbye 2023!

Thank you to everyone who sent in submissions - I have so much reading to catch up on now! 🥩💜🥩

If you have more fics to recommend for the SinBin, keep sending them my way.

I was originally going to break everything by category into the various P-boys, but the majority are one specific character. So we have two categories:

Joel Miller Fics

Other P-boy Fics.

I've included the comments (if there was one) for each fic submitted, but kept the submitter anonymous.

Beefro & the SinBin 🚮🥩💜

Joel Miller Fics (in no specific order)

Left in Lincoln - @toxicanonymity

Left in Lincoln. It's no secret my love for this series, and for my favorite Joelkémon, but this story is one I love not only for the slow burn sexiness but the horror elements in general. The balance of fear and horror with the soft, beautiful descriptions of the characters and setting make it one I return to over and over. The musical references and influence on the story is just the icing on the cake 🖤 Or ice cream on the pie, in this case 🍑🌸 Ty for the beautiful stories Toxy, and community to obsess over our mutual obsessions 🥰🖤

Scarecrow & Fear Thy Neighbor by @xdaddysprincessxx

So my first rec is @xdaddysprincessxx and her Farmer Joel series 🚜 All of her work is amazing but this one is so fun and soooo hot! (Heed the warnings though if you choose to read) I'm biased because I got to hear about her writing process and contribute some of my own thots 🤭 But it's not only sexy af (just like her!) but scary too!!! Be sure to read the sequel too 😉 She's not only a talented writer but a wonderful human in general 🖤

Help I’m Stuck! By @nosesitter

Reader gets “stuck” in the dryer. Luckily her father in law Joel just so happens to find her and helps 😉 her. When I read this I finally got the whole “oh no I’m stuck!” sex scenario lmao I always found it kinda funny bc in porn they’d be stuck in ridiculous spots but this fic? Fucking hot as hell. I get it now 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can be your pretty girl by @walkintotheriveranddisappear

Okay so I’m almost positive she is tired of me recc’ing & talking about this series lol it’s the hottest fucking fic ever. I genuinely am obsessed. It has everything. She deserves a Nobel peace prize for this idc idc.

A Secret Worth Keeping by @multiversed-daydreamer

Vamp Joel. I repeat Vamp. Joel. 🥵 and his vampirism is a secret and readers blood is his krptonite and she has to keep what they do hush hush. It’s so goddamn delicious 🤤

Fall into Temptation by @joelsgreys

Whew okay where do I start? Reader is the pastors daughter. Joel is Joel. 😏 they end up falling for each other and having a beautiful love affair. That has to be a secret bc her father would forbid it! Duh! It’s spicy, they have to sneak around to meet up with each other (again I am paraphrasing ish I don’t wanna spoil lol) and the religious tones in it? My baby is feeding me. This heals my religious trauma. Feeds my daddy issues and desire to fuck this old man.

Deliver Me From Nowhere by @atinylittlepain

It is beautifully written, touching a delicate topic with such care, it is truly an amazing work.

Just This Once by @talaok

Okay hear me out: this one brings the angst. The emotion. I felt so bad for reader, bby girl just wanted love. It tore me up inside. I had tears.

Self Indulgent Tendencies by @strang3lov3

So this was actually the first fic of Bugs I ever read. And. I. LOVED. IT. I’m trying not to spoil anything but long story short; Joel catches reader and fucks her to teach her a lesson. (I am extremely paraphrasing this lol) it still lives in my damn brain 🥵

Meet Me in the Back by @atticrissfinch

Sleazy gas station Joel. That’s it. That’s all. He is so sleazy and ugh I need his dick. And so does reader after she gets it. And she keeps coming. Back for more that is 😉

All You Wanna Do by @atticrissfinch

Now I am an angst queen. And boy this one is not for the weak. It is dark, please please please heed the warnings on this one. But personally I love this one. She has truly ripped my heart out, made my chest physically hurt. She invokes emotion so well.

No One But Me by @koshkamartell

This is a small blog's series that deserves to be promoted!

The Wrong Way by @romana-after-dark

Raider!Joel Miller and Raider!Tommy Miller x fem!Reader

Other P-boy Fics (in no specific order)

Dirty Uncle Ezra by @bonezone44

😏 yea I said it. Dirty Uncle Ezra. Hottest fucking concept I’ve ever heard. He’s so dirty and sleazy and ngh I’m already moaning. Also this beautiful human is an amazing artist so plz check out their art work 💜 (a note from Beefro: the fact that the age tag on this is 56+ made me laugh out loud)

Pascals Pursuit of Love! by @elvinaa (all the P-Boys!)

The innovation! It has all the P boys Bachelorette style. It’s so much like the show, it’s got twists and turns, there’s funny moments, cute moments. I look forward to each week aka each chapter lol I love it so much.

Apple by @romana-after-dark

Bisexual!Dark!Santiago Garcia, Bisexual!Dark!Frankie Morales, and Bisexual!Dark!William Miller x fem!Reader

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Put it On The Floor

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by jackharlow, cardib, urbanwyatt, claybornharlow, taylorrooks, angelreese, brandisimmons, normani, theestallion, and 6,912,005 others

y/ninsta: Rip me out the plastic, I been actin brand new 🤭

Put it On The Floor AGAIN, BITCH!

Big Latto and Big Bardi!

MIDNIGHT!

claybornharlow: produced by little baby 😊

y/ninsta: claybornharlow you always come thru for me!

claybornharlow: y/ninsta unlike my sibling

jackharlow: PAUSE claybornharlow what the hell is wrong with your ass?

2forwoyne: WHAT'S HAPPENIN?!?

claybornharlow: jackharlow little baby always wins. woulda thought you learned that by now

jackharlow: claybornharlow not when it comes to this ass whooping you about to get

normani: PRETTY BITCHES ONLY!!!

y/ninsta: jackharlow claybornharlow you two need to go to family counseling, my goodness lmao allthingsy/n: AHHH WE READY QUEEN!

jackharlowsource: might have to change my name to y/nsource lmao the queen has been killing it lately!

theestallion: y/ninsta they'll never learn lol

angelreese: thank you so much for having me!

y/ninsta: angelreese of course bby!

jessicakelce: TRIPLETS WHERE?!?! YALL ABOUT TO EAT THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY UP!

blancahood: somebody go and check on grandma lmao

y/ninsta: blancahood lmao she might need to be hospitalized after this

saweetie: y/ninsta blancahood lmaoooo aye yo

saweetie: I got the prettiest best friend everrrrr

urbanwyatt: oh y/ninsta jackharlow finally let you out the house?

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt no I snuck out and left the triplets with him. jessica and blanca were outside with the car running lmao

jackharlow: had me fighting for my damn life. I'm calling for her ass and next thing I know, I hear tires scraping and they asses flying down the street full of bad decisions and hot chips. just like in high school smh

saweetie: NOT FULL OF HOT CHIPS AND BAD DECISIONS

urbanwyatt: jackharlow not our fault we can handle spicy food and you can't and y/ninsta not you ditching the husband lmaoooo

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby please stop being dramatic. I was gone for less than an hour and they just went to wing stop with me 🙄 urbanwyatt I was coming back!

jackharlow: y/ninsta coulda fooled me the way yall asses was flying down the street! about to make me a single parent and shit

quiiso: jackharlow we woulda helped you with them!

shloob_: quiiso speak for yourself. I'll take the first two, but yall can have Autumn

2forwoyne: shloob_ don't tell me you scared of Autumn just like you scared of her momma lmao

shloob_: 2forwoyne SHE IS LITERALLY A MINI VERSION OF HER THAT LOOKS LIKE JACK. I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

jackharlow: I know our youngest is a little terror but damn lmao

claybornharlow: jackharlow that's funny because when she's with me she is always on her best behavior

y/ninsta: claybornharlow because she adores you lol

claybornharlow: jackharlow you hear that big brother? how your child love me more than you? just like your wife

jackharlow: claybornharlow all I hear is you screaming for mercy as I kick your ass

y/ninsta: CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO! LMAO

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y/ninsta: told them bitches meet me at the top, think they got lost

blancahood: grandma definitely got lost. think we need to buy her walker to catch up?

jessicakelce: blancahood nah, she need one of them motorized wheelchairs lmao

y/ninsta: the both of yall get on my damn nerves lmao

jackharlow: my baby girl 😍

jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme suck on you like you sucking on them wings 😉

urbanwyatt: jackharlow NO, WE ARE NOT HAVING A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE PLANE TO AUSTRALIA

wingstop: you're in her DM's, we're in her lap

jackharlow: wingstop I'll do you one better, I'm in her mouth 🥰

y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS! PLEASEEEEE

saweetie: jackharlow I CANNOT WITH YOUR ASS

taylorrooks: and this is why yall asses got three kids now smh

y/ninsta: taylorrooks can't help it sis, my man fine lmao

yungskylark: we need to place bets again yall. how long you think before she's pregnant again?

normani: yungskylark 24 hours

claybornharlow: yungskylark 2 weeks and 5 days

druski2funny: yungskylark spoiler alert, she's already pregnant

2forwoyne: yungskylark a year at most and druski2funny y/ninsta is about to kill you for that lmao

y/ninsta: NOT YALL PLACING BETS!

jackharlow: oh lemme join!

jackharlow: at the absolute most there will be a six year difference in between our triplets and the next baby, at the absolute least three years because someone decided to get on birth control

y/ninsta: jackharlow you have super sperm, I couldn't risk it lmao

saweetie: y/ninsta oh swallowing wasn't working out as your birth control anymore?

y/ninsta: saweetie it wasn't! I needed to take more serious measures and druski2funny shut your ass up because I AM NOT PREGNANT AGAIN

druski2funny: y/ninsta YET

y/ninsta: normani imma kick your ass too smh

normani: y/ninsta not my fault I can see the future

dualipa: jackharlow taking you to court for child support once she leaves you for me

claybornharlow: dualipa GET IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING LINE!

jessicakelce: LMAOOOO HERE THEY ASSES GO!

jackharlow: both of yall can fuck all the way off. only one I might drop off on your porch and speed down the street is Autumn.

y/ninsta: jackharlow yall gonna stop talking about my baby

jackharlow: y/ninsta did she not just stick her lollipop in my hair earlier and laugh and you had to cut it out or was I imagining things?

y/ninsta: jackharlow she went to Harlow baby jail and served her sentence!

jackharlow: y/ninsta and now she's back on the streets terrorizing folks smh

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jackharlow: I swear I'm set for life, she let me get her preg 😏😏

y/ninsta: 🤭🤭🤭

yungskylark: actually surprised it took this long

urbanwyatt: keep in mind the pregnancy scare at 16 lmaoo

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt you are never about to let that go, are you? lmao

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta NOPE

dualipa: jackharlow duh, we needed a sperm donor. thanks Jack, Jack!

saweetie: jackharlow fights for his life every single day on this app lmao

jackharlow: dualipa I better not see you on my door step this weekend

dualipa: jackharlow too late, flight's already booked

jackharlow: dualipa well unbook it, unless you want to meet my flame thrower face to face

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby quit it! allthingsy/n: jackharlow what's your favorite line in the song? jackharlow: allthingsy/n the end lmao allthingsy/n: jackharlow WHY YOU SHADING YOUR WIFE jackharlow: I meant what she says at the end lol y/ninsta: jackharlow you nasty as hell smh jackharlow: y/ninsta you the one who said it not me jackharlowsource: wait what she say? urbandjack25: jackharlowsource it's giving cunt, she playing with her pussy in the booth lmao jackharlow: y/ninsta surprised you didn't call me to take care of that for you y/ninsta: jackharlow come take care of it now!

jackharlow: y/ninsta SHE STARTED IT!

y/ninsta: jackharlow but on a serious note, I love your smile and you look so happy in this pic 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta because you rode me less than an hour ago

y/ninsta: jackharlow never mind. I take it back.

jackharlow: y/ninsta just playing, baby! you know you and our little ones can always put a smile on my face.

urbanwyatt: jackharlow Autumn will be the one to give you more gray hair, not a smile on your face

jackharlow: urbanwyatt she's already started smh

jackharlowsource: our parents are really growing up in front of our eyes 😥

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y/ninsta: Ivy, Axel, and Autumn’s momma 😘🥰

saweetie: THE BADDEST TO EVER DO IT!

jackharlow: RIP ME OUT THE PLASTIC!

urbanwyatt: I BEEN ACTIN BRAND NEW

yungskylark: BITCHES ACTIN LIKE THEY RUNNIN SHIT

2forwoyne: THEY REALLY RAN THROUGH

jackharlow: prettiest baby momma that I ever did see 😍

lilnasx: still can't believe you and jackharlow are in charge of three little people lmao

privategarden: lilnasx we can't either lmao

jackharlow: privategarden WHAT?!

privategarden: jackharlow 👀👀👀

y/ninsta: jackharlow aww why thank you 🥰

y/ninsta: lilnasx it's weird lol like they are mini versions of us. LITERALLY.

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta 2fo ate my lunch you made me

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt AGAIN?! 2forwoyne get in here NEOW!

2forwoyne: y/ninsta what the? why do I get blamed for everything?!

yungskylark: 2forwoyne because it's usually you! smh

y/ninsta: okay PG, Sunday dinner at our house. Do not wear any loose jewelry either and 2forwoyne take urby to get some ramen to make up for it

neelamthadhani: y/ninsta what the?

jackharlow: neelamthadhani Autumn's new phase is stealing jewelry and hiding it. my pg ring was lost for a week. it was in her toy chest.

druski2funny: jackharlow yall kids would be bad as shit lmao

jackharlow: y/ninsta's mom told me exactly why too. y/ninsta was HORRIBLE as a toddler 😭😭😭😭

y/ninsta: jackharlow AHT AHT! was not!

jackharlow: y/ninsta mom said otherwise lol biting kids and running smh

y/ninsta: jackharlow she wouldn't leave me alone so I bit her

jessicakelce: NOT BABY Y/N BITING PEOPLE 😭

jackharlow: y/ninsta and that's where your anger issues started lmao

y/ninsta: jackharlow no ragrets, that hoe had it coming

jackharlow: y/ninsta you were literally 3!

y/ninsta: jackharlow I bite you all the time and you don't complain

saweetie: OH

jackharlow: y/ninsta I plead the fifth

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greghatecrimes · 2 months

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So like a month or two or so ago I had a dream where I was in a supermarket (Lidl or Aldi vibes) and I got these tokens and I decided I didn't want them but I'd give them to this kid. Kid was a girl with a fringe about 3 or 4 maybe and she turned to a man (who I assumed was her dad (later turned out he wasn't)) and he mouther "dream" to her.

Now obviously that's a load of nonsense but I remember dream me thinking that that would work for your baby thirteen au. The point im trying to make is that your baby thrteen dad house au has crept into my subconsiouss

Baby Thirteen/Dad House AU brainrot is spreading! My mastermind plan is working >:3 Seriously though, I love that. And I love that you love the AU!!

The Asian market in my hometown has a little area with claw machines that you can only use special tokens for, so now I'm picturing House and bby Thirteen at one of those. Probably around three like you said the girl in your dream was. House holds her up so she can work the little claw controller and guides her to where she should aim and push the button. And I can just see Thirteen being so cute that other people in the store give her their extra tokens so she can win something. Like a little plush keychain or something. She's not trying to hustle tokens off of people, it just happens. And I'm sure that after this Wilson has to very sternly remind House that he can't mooch off of his daughter's cuteness to get free stuff LMAO

#i love this anon thank you for telling me about it!!! :D #ask #anon #baby thirteen au #baby ducks au #remy thirteen hadley #greg house

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adrianasunderworld · 2 years

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Hi!!! Okay girl, this is realll random but there's something that's been rotating in my mind and Ms. Rosehearts was stressing me out fr so I was like WAIT BUT HOW BOUT THE OTHER COOLER NICER MOMS and I think you'd enjoy the situational chaos so

Hear me out

The moms have a book club.

But it's really just a front for the REAL Yuu protection squad and also gossiping about their children LMAO.

I really love twisted wonderland mothers! They all sound like strong, compelling individuals (save for some Ms. Rosehearts PLS sit down maam😭😭😭)! Like, Mrs. business -woman-married-her-divorce-lawyer-owner-of-the-best-resturant-of-the-seas-girlboss Ashengrotto????? Ms. loving-caring-badass-single-mother-i-care-deeply-about-my-son-and-he-knows-and-loves-me-back-so-much-so-that-he-constantly-strives-to-be-a-better-person Spade???? Mrs. breaking-social-social-norms-marrying-the-man-i-love-probably-been-in-a-war-or-at-least-had-cool-sword-training-the-CROCODILE-FAE-HERSELF Zigvolt????? I like to think that over multiple breaks/events Yuu tags along with one (some?) of the boys and mom/grandma/aunt/whateverlmao just, just loves this kid and is like aw hi hon nice to meet you is my son being troublesome at school?😊💕💕💕 i hope not😇😇😇 and

...wait

ur alone??? w/o any resources or connections??? being taken advantage of by a scheming, fugly crow??? (and if it's Ms. Yuu, BBY UR A MAGICLESS GIRL IN A PRESTIGIOUS ALL BOYS MAGIC ACADEMY???) basically queen Asha but then add in mom authority and multiple mothers lmao

Like, there's a PTA meeting or a parents week lmao and Ms. Leech, Ashengrotto, Zigvolt, Spade AND YOU KNOW WHAT. EPELS GRANDMA, MAMA LILITH, AND QUEEN ASHA TOO BC SLAY MALLEUS' GRANDMA TOO???? etc... come over to check up on the prefect and they're all like

Thus begins the OP Yuu protection squad and they use a Mom's book club as a front (maybe they were a book club at first anyway???? Lmao idk logistics) and its just like

Mrs. Ashengrotto: Heyyyy bby, do you need a job over breakkk aha cool bc the restaurant has an opening and OOP oh no! the ice cream machine is broken :(((( looks like you can't do your job :((( oh, sweetie don't worry about your paycheck it wasn't your fault you'll still get paid, aw, these ice cream machines really need to break less :((( sighhhh, it's okay love, anyway do you wanna go shopping with me???

AND I THINK MAMA ASHENGROTTO WOULD BE HILARIOUS IN PARTICULAR BC THINK OF THE POWER WE'D HAVE OVER AZUL

Azul: AHA! You're now indebted to me and owe me all your robux AND a lifetime of indentured servitude whhhAT ARE YOU DOING

Yuu: CALLING YOUR MOM BITC-

Power. Yuu'd be the most powerful person on campus. Think of the baby photos. The childhood stories. THE BABY PHOTOS. Meanwhile they'd also be getting advice from this circle of wise, beautiful women who also can give the smack down on any poor teenage boy that breathes incorrectly in Yuu's direction. I also think this could be absolutely incredible for a Ms. Yuu, who would suddenly have female connections all around twisted wonderland after being deprived for so long. Maybe free period stuff. A heating pad. Handmade dresses instead of our sad, overworn uniform bc we literally dont have any other clothes😭😭😭 Like, just,,,, female advice about survival in this new world while maybe also having tea, in depth discussions about literature, and teasing their boys. A comfy circle occasionally held in ramshackle dorm about art and gossip and caring for a kid who hasn't been cared for in a long time

Ms. Spade: So ladies, what's the schedule over spring break?

Queen Asha: I will have them assist me in court for the final two weeks. I belive that perhaps Zigvolt...?

Mrs. Zigvolt: Yuu inquired about dental practices in magically structured locals such as Briar Valley. My family will take them in during the first weekend of break.

Yuu can be in the bookclub too. Just to rant and snitch about their classmates. Bestie deserves it. There can be a group chat. Love it. And if this ever takes a romantic direction...

Mrs. Leech: You know, Yuu would make such a fantasic in-law.🤭😇😊😊😆💕🌸🌸💕🥺🙂

Queen Asha: Indeed.

Queen Asha Internally: leonagetyourSHITtogetherleonaliterallyplsleonailovethemsomuchboymovebeforeimoveFORyouomlLEONA-

Like, Mrs. Leech and Ashengrotto would totally tag team this bc theyre besties and if one of their sons wins they both win meanwhile someone like Mrs. Shroud (maybe? Idk how to feel about the Shroud parents LMAO) would be loosing her MIND

And speaking of

🎆women🎆

Yuu: GUYS.

Yuu: omf-

Najma: what

Yuu: You will not believe the SHIT your brothers pulled today istg---

Yuu:

Sebek's Sister: DJDJDJDHFJGJDJSJSJD

Yuu: its the second time this week

Najma: PLS

Sebek's Sister: babe it's literally tuesday????💀😭😭😭😭

Yuu: save. me.

Najma: no <3

Sebek's Sister: how are you still alive

girls Yuu's age ready to make fun of their brothers at any given moment???? yes??? hello??? the rants??? the insults??? the hilarity??? the 3am memes??? sign me up. Najma is literally RIGHT THERE and she's only had less than one chapter of sceen time total and i would still die for her

Anyway

Yay women. At this point I honestly dont care about the boys just let me be besties with their moms and sisters and we can get starbucks or sth

Yay women.

Lmao thats it thanks for all you write for us its appreciated love ur humor thank you for reading this far hope all is well in life byeeee <3333

You're right, I love everything about this. 🥰

There is just just much potential to unfold here. With exception of event characters like Granny Felmeir and Najma, all female characters are all off screen. So we kind of have to fill in the blanks of who these women and how they act, and that is where the fun comes in.

Especially for a Miss Yuu, because by default the whole situation raises many questions and concerns that all the mama bears come out. Yuu gets more care packages than their sons. "What do you mean why am I sending her things? You have everything you need and she has nothing. Now be sure to ask if she liked the cookies I sent." Yuu went from barely scraping by to being in want of nothing in just a few months.

We all know Asha, we all know Lilith. I just know Deuces mom is so nice and offers to have her over for breaks if she ever needs it. "Does she have any family? No? Invite her for the holidays right now!" Or Sebeks mom, I like to headcanon that Mrs. Zigvolt is more or less twisted from Fauna, so she is the sweetest lady alive. Her children are her everything and she cannot stand the thought of Yuu being all alone. She will not stand for it.

Mama Ashengrotto and Mama Leech are instigating each other, I just know it. They both like Yuu and love having her around. Theyre going to set up some Kiss the girl type scenes for their sons and hope it works. If Azul or the Tweels win they both win.

I feel like they all have a friendly competition to see whose son Yuu ends up liking. The race to be her mother in law if you will.

Mama Ashengrotto: What's that land saying? We all have a horse in this race.

Queen Asha, thinking about Leonas shitty love letters: I think my horse is broken.

---

Meanwhile Yuu is having a blast with the sisters. Having everyones mom around means having their sisters pop in, and Najma and Sebeks sisters are pretty much the closest in age to her and are fun to hang out with. They want all the info on wtf their brothers are doing and laughing at all the phots of their fuck ups.

Anyway Yuu needs more female friends.

#twisted wonderland #miss yuu #twst oc

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National Anthem | Reader x LS2

Summary | American boy falls head over heels for his English girl

Warnings | None, just fluff

FaceClaim | Beabadobee

Type | SMAU

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Yourusername - Some of us (Logan), go to places like Monaco on private planes, and others (Me and Laufey) hop onto a double decker bus and go where the driver takes us, miss you American boy rah 🤍🤍🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

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User1 - I want to be in Y/n’s and Laufey’s duo

User2 - Its a need

Yourusername - *trio* @/Junialin has a cold 🥲

User3 - Thanks Y/n for feeding us with Logan pictures

User4 - She and Logan are literally everything to me 😭

Laufey - She bought Twinkie’s cause she’s never ever seen them before, then remembered her boyfriends American and got sad because she couldn’t be the first to discover American things anymore

Yourusername - Don’t be a hater ❌❌❌

User5 - She’s so British

LoganSargeant - Miss you too, Boris 🤍🤍

Yourusername - DID YOU JUST CALL ME BORIS JOHNSON?

Lilymhe - COME TO THE PADDOCK NOW 👹👹👹

Yourusername - Tell that to my uni teacher bby 🥲

User6 - I need more of her paddock fits, her silverstone 23 ate so hard

User7 - She’s been to one race in over a whole season, she needs to show up for him more smh

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LoganSargeant - A few photos that have been sent to me by my English girl in the past couple days, I’m having serious withdrawals right now.

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Yourusername - Me too baby 🥲

LoganSargeant - ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS

Yourusername - IK 😩

User8 - WHO HAS WHO SAVED AS ‘my lover ♡’ ?!????!???!!???

Yourusername - Lo to me, he’s my American boy 🤞😙

User9 - SHE GOT A CAT TATOO LMAO

User10 - This man is saying he’s having withdrawals from not seeing his girl and mine can’t even text me back

User11 - So real

User12 - We all need a Logan Sargeant

Laufey - She cried to a picture of you on her bed side table last night 💕💕

Yourusername - I hate you

User13 - She’s so unsupportive of him, Oml

User14 - Girl what

User15 - I see their point, he’s always with her on his brakes but she can nerve show up to a GP for him

User16 - She’s defo a gold digger

User17 - She’s a full time journalism student at CAMBRIDGE, she has more important things to do

User18 - And she’s been with him since she was sixteen and he was seventeen and they met when her brother was racing with him, she is anything but a gold digger

User19 - ANDDD, she’s said so many times that she’d rather be at Logan’s races supporting him then being anywhere else, their probably the most unproblematic loving couple in the whole sport world

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Yourusername - I’m liking this American boy 💕 the best surprise ever I love you my Eagle Grah wtf is a kilometre USA pretty boy, it was the worst months of my life without you, the US to my UK, forever the ant to my dec

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User21 - STOP I LOVE THEM

User22 - The forehead kiss 🥲

User23 - “MY PRONOUNS ARE USA🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🏈🇺🇸” meets “WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⛪️⛪️🏰🏰”

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LoganSargeant - My favourite girl forever 🤍

Yourusername - I loooooveeee youuuuu 🤍🤍

User24 - My favourite couple ever

User25 - I need this kind of love

User26 - We all do

LoganSargeant - My Royal Monarch 🤍

Yourusername - My national anthem 🤍

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hypocriticaltypwriter · 9 months

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For the fan kid ask game!😄

💕: which parent does your child tend to cling to? does it make the other parent jealous?

🧠: which emotional traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

👒: which physical traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

For any of your ADORABLE children🥰 ((especially the tlb👀✨))

EEEEEE Oh, MJ you doll 🤭💜💜

I'm finna do TLB babies for this one cause I wanna introduce the goobers whilst I still work on drawings of them!

💕: which parent does your child tend to cling to? does it make the other parent jealous?

Oh, all of them are DEFINITELY daddy's girls 100%. Especially Kat, Marko’s baby girl, who's probably glued to his side 24/7. 😭

Jenny comes in second cause, let's be honest here, any child of Dwayne’s is gonna cling to that lovable brooding brunette any day. The guy is totally a teddy bear for kids! AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE-🥺🥺🥺🥺

Tiff is just a daddy's girl mostly for the fact she knows he can't say no to her... Or he doesn't want to. Paul and her love having daddy daughter nights for mischeif and sneaking off without telling mom. 😈😈

And Annie, being the oldest, is just like her old man, David- trying to keep her siblings in check, which does get a prideful little ruffle of the hair or nudge to the side from him. She loves those little moment. ^^

Is Chrysta jealous of this all? Oh yes. Yes, she is. She could pout for DAYS about it, but thankfully, she's still got her little baby boy Chris, who's still too young to realize David's cooler. And she's gonna take advantage of that LMAO.

🧠: which emotional traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

All the girls + Chris have a lot of their moms personality sprinkled in here and there. Especially in their teen years when they use the charm and flirting they're mother had blessed them with LOL.

The definetly get the hyper and adventurous stuff from their dads (specifically Paul and Marko) but Annie and Jenny are on the more mellow side, Jenny leaning towards the shy and timid line. :]

👒: which physical traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

Eyes. All the kids have Chrysta's green eyes. Annie and Tiff have beauty marks dotting their cheeks but besides that and the eyes, everything else is their fathers. Vamp genes are pretty dominant in that department! 🤷‍♀️

And these are mah babehs!!!!! TYSM for the ask so that I could ramble I know if anyone got me for the infodumps it's my bby girl MJ 🫶🏻🫶🏻💜💜 LOVE YOU BOO!!!

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dckweed · 2 years

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BABES! HI! can you please write a fic where you and max are bsfs and you’re also billy’s girlfriend and she’s like reacting to reader calling billy mullet daddy? 😭 idky but it sounds funny.

hello love! lmao i fuckin love this idea so much this is gonna be so good ! def a light hearted change of pace compared to the drafts i have going right now.

ngl girls talk boys was on my mind the whole fucking time lmao (please i love my aussie bby boys so so much i had such a blast seeing them on tour this year)

warnings: MINOR SAFE ! basically reader and billy being dopey messes just for pure joy of embarrassing max, max dying of embarassment in front of her friends + her friends also dying of second hand embarassment (but secretly they all think you're adorable).

"..WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR GIRLS, DO TALK ABOUT ME?.." billy hargrove x reader

"Please, he's so pretty you don't understand-" You say, giggling with your group of girlfriends as you sit in a small circle together outside of the school, it was summer still but you guys had been trying out for Volleyball, at least two of you hellbent on making the team, the other two were just here for support. After having spent the entire summer not seeing each other you were excited to finally see your girls again, the camaraderie was light an airy as usual as they grilled you over Billy, whom everyone had noticed a change in lately. You were about to continue on when you heard his Camaro pull into the parking lot. He stopped a little ways away, close to the doors, honking once he saw you. "Speak of the devil, I'll see you guys tomorrow for a sleep over okay?"

Quickly you rise to your feet, slinging your duffle bag over your shoulder as you ran, last year's Volleyball uniform clinging to your body. You see him give a small smirk as he helps push Max into the backseat, you see her feet go over, dangling in the air and you see his shoulders move up and down in laughter.

You roll your eyes, opening the passenger door. "Stop laughing at her it's not funny!" You say, pulling the passenger seat down to help her, she was stuck on her skateboard. "You going to the mall too, Max?" You ask, helping put her upright as you say your bag down on the seat next to her.

"Yeah, I'm meeting El and the guys." She says, settling in. She gives you a happy smile, always happy to see one of her favorite people. You were so kind and sweet, too sweet to be with someone like Billy, but she had also noticed that he had done a complete 180 spin on his personality, and at first she thought it was just to show off for you, but then she realized that he was doing it when you weren't even around too. She thought it was amazing.

You put your seat back up, sliding in. "Good, I wanted to ask you something," You say, closing your door as you settle. You look up when you notice the car hasn't moved, going to give Billy an odd look only to realize he's already staring at you. "What?"

He raises an eyebrow, lips quirking into what looked like a heartfelt pout. "You're forgetting something." He says, leaning back in the driver's seat as he waits for you to realize.

You cock your head, rolling your eyes as you finally realize what has hinting to you. "You poor baby, im so sorry i forgot to tell you hello," You say, mocking him as you lift yourself slightly off the seat and lean over to him, giving him his clearly long awaited kiss. You pull away after a moment, not wanting it to get too heated with Max in the back, the girl was already gagging at the sight of her brother sticking his tongue down your throat. "Better, big boy?" You ask, looking up at him playfully.

He rolls his eyes at you this time. "Much." He says, his hand going automatically to your thigh as he finally pulled away from the school. "You girls seemed like you were having fun.."

You smirked, looking at him with a chuckle. "Oh, we sure were.." You say, he raises an eyebrow, curious. "And the fun continues tomorrow night, would you like to join us, Max? The girls can't wait to meet you." You look back at her, a smile on your face. Sure, she was your boyfriend's little sister but she was cool to hang out with, and who didn't love cool new friends.

She seems flustered at first, surprised that you would even ask her. "Um, yeah, that'd be cool..can El come too?" She asks, perking up in the seat excitedly.

You grin. "Of course she can!"

The rest of the ride is in silence, Billy squeezing your thigh occasionally as he focused on the road ahead of him. He couldn't believe how genuinely kind you were to everyone you met, especially him, who he knew didn't deserve it or you for that matter. It was something always on his mind, and he always wanted to ask but he always chickened out, too afraid of your answer.

Once he finds a parking space in the malls parking lot, you get out, lowering the seat for Max. Billy walks around the side of the car, his arm going around your shoulder immediately. You guys walk to the doors of the mall, listening to Max talk about what she and her friends were going to do.

You saw her friends once you neared the doors, and Billy pulls you in tighter. "So," His voice is in your ear, a sultry sound to it almost. "when you're talking to your girls like that..do you talk about me, baby?" You can practically feel the cheesey smirk sliding across his lips.

Max looks back, stunned that she had even heard the question. You chuckle, turning to look up at him. You bat your eyes, giving him a shit eating look. "You wanna hear all about how we talk about how cute your ass is?" You say, and you notice Max tense as she tries to walk faster. "Or do you wanna hear about how we all call you mullet daddy, because you really do look beautiful with that hair baby."

You laugh at his shocked face, and then at Max's initial reaction, which is to gag heavily just as she reaches her friends, who all in turn gag at overhearing your conversation. "Oh you poor babies, believe me, we spend our time talking about alot more than his hair.." You say, you look back at him, grabbing his hand to tug him along, leaning the kids to gag over you guys. "come along, mullet daddy."

"Please never say that word again!" You heard max, and a chorus of noises made in agreeance.

"You're lucky you're so fucking cute, you know that?" Billy says in your ear, wrapping his arms around you from behind. "...they really think my ass is cute?"

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