ASoIaF/GoT Characters and If They’d See Barbie💗 or Oppenheimer💣 Part 1 (Starklings)
Warnings: slight spoilers for whether there's a war after A Game of Thrones/Game of Thrones season 1
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Ned Stark: Barbie and maybe Oppenheimer if it's accurate and doesn't shy away from acknowledging the horrors of war. He thinks the victims should be remembered enough, and that at least one of them should be a fully fleshed-out character.
Catelyn Stark: Both, a nice mirroring of her own world as both a woman and mother and the representing Lady of a great house in the midst of war
Robb Stark: Just give him a break from all the war and let him watch Barbie.
Jon Snow: Should Jon Barbie venture the journey into the unknown? What was he she even made for? Totally Barbie, but would go see Oppenheimer with the boys+Arya.
Theon Greyjoy: Oppenheimer, "Barbie's for girls." Maybe he'll sneek in for Margot Robbie or Ryan Gosling though 🤭
Sansa Stark: Barbie all the way with cute matching clothes and potentially making your own accessories or her making them for you.
Bran Stark: Barbie, I mean he likes climbing, but flying? Really cool.
Arya Stark: (Let's just ignore the fact that the showrunners made her misogynistic🙄.) Both. First of all: the meme! Yes, this might not be the most well-thought-out explanation a lady could give at the high table. She doesn't care. But on a more serious note, there have to be more movies about womanhood, and there should be more discussions of war technology.
Rickon: He's too young for Oppenheimer, so if at all, Barbie.
What do you think 🙂?
Part 2
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Alternative Barbie Movie...
...written by George R.R. Martin.
I'm not talking about the violence, or the shock-value that people often associate with Game of Thrones. I'm talking about the well-rounded female characters, ones who are important characters just as layered as the male ones, who are sometimes successful by beating gender roles - and people, also by beating people 😅😂 - who are sometimes successful by employing the knowledge they acquired by being raised the way girls are in this world.
Yet for the story to be the same as in the actual 2023 movie, there would only be one doll with anything near the possibility of three-dimensionality. To achieve the same writing of female characters as in A Song of Ice and Fire, the story of a Barbie movie would have to be different. The interesting statements and questions George makes about gender roles and women wouldn't fit into the same Barbie movie.
Because Barbie (2023) isn't primarily about stereotypical Barbie discovering the meaning of womanhood as I thought it would be. It's about her beginning - and only beginning - to discover the meaning of being human, and noticing some things about being percieved as a woman, while being percieved as one of the prettiest.
Gloria's speech highlights some very important things about the perception and expectations of women, but it feels less authentic than the fragments of the same argument scattered across A Song of Ice and Fire, because there the women have various types of views, and sometimes even use false reasoning, for example Cersei arguing that women can use sex to get what they want because men fight and fuck the way they want as well: so saying that because men do what they want including bad things, then women can do so as well, instead of saying that everyone has a right to their own body.
Sometimes it can be good to have other female characters question a statement another character made about gender roles (for example when Catelyn didn't completely agree with Brienne's comparison of knights in war to Ladies).
In conclusion, the things that were said in the Barbie movie are good, and I hope that everyone who's ever attacked because of their looks or weight just starts chanting Gloria's speech like it's the Night's Watch's oath, but there need to be more stories like A Song of Ice and Fire, where the female characters are more diversely flawed than just wanting to keep their power and ignoring men. Sex and gender equality in entertainment isn't just about whether the narrative is sexist or not, it's about whether the characters are given the same level of depth.
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Tumblrwoman Election Masterpost 2023
Status: Round 1 Voting Now!
ROUND 1 Part 1
January 29 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM
Match 1: Makima (Chainsaw Man) vs. Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Match 2: Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact) vs. Yor Forger (Spy x Family)
Match 3: Franz Kafka (Prague) vs. Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)
Match 4: Judy Hopps (Zootopia) vs. Yennefer (The Witcher)
Match 5: Regina George (Mean Girls) vs. Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
Match 6: Lana Del Rey (New York) vs. Rey Skywalker (Star Wars)
Match 7: Mavis Dracula (Hotel Transylvania) vs. Marceline The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
Match 8: Taylor Swift (Pennsylvania) vs. Edna Mode (The Incredibles) vs. Elsa (Frozen)
Match 9: Malfina (Married to Conneticut Clark) vs. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Ray (My Immortal)
Match 10: ENA (ENA) vs. Vivec (The Elder Scrolls)
Match 11: Bowsette (Super Mario Bros) vs. Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
Match 12: Rouge the Bat (Sonic) vs. Harley Quinn (DC)
Match 13: Queen (Deltarune) vs. Other Mother (Coraline)
Match 14: Toriel (Undertale) vs. Morticia Addams (Addams Family)
Match 15: Mommy Mearest (Friday Night Funkin') vs. Administrator TF2 (Team Fortress 2)
Match 16: Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)
ROUND 1 Part 2
January 30 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM
Match 1: Hitori (Bocchi) Gotou (Bocchi The Rock) vs. Skylar White (Breaking Bad)
Match 2: Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) vs. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)
Match 3: Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs. Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Match 4: Rose Tyler (Dr. Who) vs. Isabelle (Animal Crossing)
Match 5: GlaDOS (Portal) vs. Barbie (Barbie)
Match 6: Bayonetta (Bayonetta) vs. Bella Goth (The Sims) vs. 2B (Nier Automata
Match 7: Popuko & Pipimi (Pop Team Epic) vs. Jessie & James (Pokemon)
Match 8: Pissvortex (Poster's Valhalla) vs. Velma (Scooby Doo)
Match 9: Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Shego (Kim Possible)
Match 10: Ranni (Elden Ring) vs. Cirno (Touhou)
Match 11: Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Peridot (Steven Universe)
Match 12: Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8: Village) vs. Joyce Messier (Disco Elysium)
Match 13: Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Bea Santello (Night in the Woods)
Match 14: Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs. Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones)
Match 15: Katya (Goncharov) vs. Mina Harker (Dracula) vs. Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)
Match 16: Siobhan "Shiv" Roy (Succession) vs. Helen (The Magnus Archives)
Round 2
January 31 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM
Round 3
February 1 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD
Round 4
February 2 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD
Round 5
February 3 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD
Finals
February 4 2023 / CET 12 PM / CST 5 AM - Candidates TBD
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⤷✿.。Since you voted yes to commissions, so here we are. I was a little unsure about the price, so I researched and tried to make it as fair as possible. I hope you agree with this! ❤️
Also, this is completely optional! If you don't want to, you don't have to request a commission! All the other requests works the same way!!
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What I would write
I write for any gender, both character and Reader/OC, be it female, male, neutral transsexual. Any.
Yandere!Character x Reader, Yandere!Reader x Yandere!Character, Yandere!OC x Reader and Yandere!OC X OC.
Dark!Au, Gore, Disorders, Smut/NSFW, explicit language, soft!yandere, alternative AU, Horror, Age gap (depends on how much).
Romantic, platonic and general Yanderes, as well as more specific themes; example: yandere x depressive!reader.
Stockholm syndrome.
Pregnancy, childbirth and death in childbirth.
Non-Con, Dub-Con, BDSM.
Fluff; non-yandere.
Monsterfucking, specific kinks.
Angst.
What I DON'T write
Any kind of NSFW content with children, anything with children will just be platonic.
I don't write NSFW with characters that have a childish appearance or personality, just platonic.
I don't usually write ships because I consider it something personal, but I can do it if someone wants to.
Age play, scap.
Minor x Adult (only platonic).
Prices (in $ and R$)
Headcanons
2,00 $/R$ 2,00 for 500 words;
6,00 $/R$ 6,00 for 1000 words;
12,00 $/R$ 12,00 for 2000 words;
NSFW content adds an additional charge of $3,00/R$3,00.
Imagines, Scenarios, Reactions, Oneshots, Prompts
3,00 $/R$ 4,00 for 500 words;
10,00 $/R$ 13,00 for 1000 words;
18,00 $/R$ 18,00 for 2000 words;
20,00 $/R$ 20,00 for 3000 words.
NSFW content adds an additional charge of $5,00/R$6,00.
My list of current fandoms, but I can always add more:
Anime
Attack on Titan, Amensia, Death Note, Demon Slayer, Diabolik Lovers, Fruits Basket, Haikyuu!!, Hakuoki, Hunter x Hunter, Jujutsu Kaisen, Kamigami no Asobi, Naruto, Mirai Nikki, One Piece, Blood of Zeus.
Books
Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Pegasus and The Flame of Olympus (series), IT., A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), The Bridgertons, Twilight, The Lord of the Rings, The Cruel Prince: The Folk of the Air, The Bridgertons, Twilight.
Games
Genshin Impact, Detroit Become Human, Mystic Messenger, Time Princess Dress Up (TP: characters), Yandere Simulator, My Candy Love (Amour Sucré), Arkyos Angel, A Plague Tale.
K-Pop
BTS, BLACKPINK, GOT7, EXO, BIGBANG, TWICE, AESPA, Stray Kids, ITZY, Hyuna and Dawn, Red Velvet, NCT, Monsta X, Taemin, Dreamcatcher, LE SSERAFIM, (G)I-DLE.
Series/TV Show
Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, The Originals, The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, Outer Banks, Friends, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Euphoria, Reign, Bridgerton, The Flash, Supergirl, Outlander, American Horror Story, Wednesday, Riverdale, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Sandman, Lucifer, Winx Club, Ragnarok, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, Invisible City (Cidade Invisível), Shadow and Bone, Adventure Time, The Witcher, Rebelde MX (RBD), Heartstopper.
Movies
Disney Universe, Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Maze Runner, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Transformers, How to Train Your Dragon, Miraculous, Ever After High, Monster High, Barbie Universe, Christmas Movies, Maze Runner, Avatar, Twilight, Star Wars.
K-Dramas
My Demon, Bussiness Proposal, Doom At Your Service, Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha, Crash Landing on You, My Name, Mr Queen, King the Land.
Mythology
Greek, Egyptian, Norse Mythology and Brazilian Folklore.
Historical Characters
Alexander the Great, Cleopatra, Caesar Augustus, Julius Caesar and etc...
Additional Information
I accept payment via PayPal and Pic Pay only (PayPal = Ko-Fi)
Payment must be made before I start and I will always send you updates if you ask me.
I write in English and Portuguese.
I have a deadline of 5 to 10 days to complete your commission, however, if something unforeseen happens and it ends up being delayed, I will inform you.
If I write more than what was asked, obviously there will be no additions.
If you are interested, DM me with details and feel free to ask me anything.
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