#azul rambles

[azulotus]

I was so out of the loop in last quarter of 2023 (family emergency) so i only just found out there was a way longer translated Walpurgisnacht Rising trailer rn !!!!!!

If anyone knows any good trailer analysis or theories or whatnot pls send my way

I avoid the "haha suffering" shitposts cause thats not how i see the show. I dont have enough pmmm friends to chat with about this stuff orz

#azul rambles #pmmm #madoka magica #text post #sigh #ignore me im just having a fake fan crisis #puella magi madoka magica

[brocedesbenz]

it's 3am, the only correct music choice at this time is heavy rave music and slutty reggeaton from the 2000s

#azul rambles

[hey-haven]

Just wanna say how cool it is that the families in twst all have very diverse dynamics, and it’s something that’s normalized

Like Deuce was raised by a single mom, Vil by a single dad, Azul gets along well with his step father, Ruggie was raised by his grandma, Lilia is Silver’s (and Malleus’s tbh) adoptive father, and I could go on cause there are more examples.

It’s genuinely nice how casual the writing is when it comes to these things. Like yeah, their home lives are different and it’s chill cause there’s nothing wrong with not having a nuclear family.

#haven rambles #twisted wonderland #deuce spade #vil schoenheit #azul ashengrotto #ruggie bucchi #lilia vanrouge #silver vanrouge #malleus draconia

[blanketorghost]

Octomer Baby Development: A guide for new parents (Part 1)

Parenthood can be as fulfilling as it is challenging, and for new parents, this may seem like a daunting task to make. But with the help of this handbook, you will be walked over all there is to know about the newest member of your family and how to take care of them.

PHASE 1—THE EGG:

0-2 months:

The egg has just been laid. Roughly about the size of a bead. Though coloring may vary, most octomer eggs look transluscent with a bright colored center, in which the embryo is located.

Unlike octopuses, octomers only lay one or two viable eggs per mating cycle. This greatly increases their life expectancy as their digestive system no longer shuts down inlieu of producing viable eggs. Octomer eggs, like most marine life eggs, are extremely fragile and squishy. Parents often create a small nest out of weaved kelp, sea cucumbers, and soft live coral. These are not only meant to cushion the egg, but the toxic tendrils of the live coral help protect their precious offspting from predators.

Another difference to Otopus eggs, is their shspes. Since Octomer eggs aren't hung on the ceiling of an underwater cave, they lack that telltale teardrop shape most octopus eggs are known for, instead taking a more spherical form.

3-5 Months:

On this stage, the egg is about the size of a ping pong ball. Eyes and a mouth start to look visible and the embryo's body starts to develop the octomer's signature 8 arms. Though poor, their sight and hearing will develop and the embryo will start reacting to sounds and light. It is recommended parents start talking to the egg to incentivize development.

It is common for octomer parents to carry their egg around in small pouches or bags so the embryo can be stimulated by outside sounds and light fluctuations at different sea levels.

5-7 months:

Most of the octomer's body is fully developed at this point and sex can be determined by the lack or prescence of a hectocotylus. The outer membrane of the egg also starts to lose color and become more fragile as the embryo absorbs more nutrients. The egg is about the size of a billiard.

At this point, it is not recommended to move the egg, as it could possibly harm the delicate shell and cause premature hatching.

7-9 months:

After absorbing all the nutrients from the egg, the octomer baby is expected to pip and hatch around this time. The outer layer is expected to be completely transluscent as all nutrients have been absorbed, and instead all coloration has been transfered to the newly hatched baby.

At this stage, their chromatophores aren't fully developed, and as such, most octomers at this stage only have light pale coloration alongside freckles or marks reminiscent of their specific species. Octomer babies have also not developed the ability to create water jets, and due to their small size— around the size of a baseball— can be swept by ocean currents. This is why, most octomer babies will be constantly in the care of their parents up until they've reached 24 inches or 61.4 cms in size.

#art stuff #twisted wonderland #fanart #azul ashengrotto #doodles #twst azul #ghost rambles #this has been in my mind for a while... #just an excuse to draw babyzul for like 100 times hehe #also i saw this adorable pic of babyzul being finger-sized and I thought that was SO CUTE?? #twst

[cloudcountry]

hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

#HELP THIS IS SO STUPID #auburn's rambles <3 #headcanons <3 #yes im tagging it as that #auburn's fish market <3 #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst x reader #disney twst #twst #octavinelle #octavinelle x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #azul fluff #azul ashengrotto fluff #azul ashengrotto x reader #soft jade leech #jade leech fluff #jade x reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #floyd fluff #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd x reader #floyd leech fluff

[ventique18]

Any Sensible Person: Yes.

Malleus: "Yes. 10 million is enough for human greed to destroy themselves in various ways, anyhow. In fact, I would pay a million to see that."

Azul: "Yes. Invest 1 million to kill outsmart the person and win their 10 million for myself."

Idia: "What if the person I hate the most is myself? Do I get 11 million?"

The rest of NRC except for a few white-haired guys: "NO. Nobody should be happier than me."

Leona Kingscholar in particular: "I mean, I'd wish for cancer if that guy gets to get triple cancer."

#twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #leona kingscholar

[ghostiidasponk]

OK SO i had to help my brother with his school thing and I imagined dumbass trio (Ace Deuce and Yuu) or Octatrio doing the Philippine tinikling dance LMAOAOAOAOOOO Jade and Floyd hitting the bamboo sticks too early on purpose just to hit Azul's feet and make him trip JKONVOERJN6

quick sketch becuase its so funny to me fsr

anyway yeah thats it thanks for listening to my tedtalk

#azul ashengrotto #twst #twst azul #twst azul ashengrotto #twisted wonderland #twst fanart #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #ghostii art #ghostii rambles #poorly drawn octatrio #octratrio #octavinelle

[ranimotia]

sorry for disappearing for so long, I got bitten by a radioactive worm and became a superhero so it was up to me to save the universe, so I didn't have any time to post. I promise I'll get some yummy new content out soon, have these masterpieces I made as an apology <3

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #vil shoenheit #riddle rosehearts #Azul Ashengrotto #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia #idia shroud #kalim al asim #Jamil Viper #floyd leech #・❥ rambles over tea

[trappolacore]

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst yuu #ace trappola #deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #lilia vanrouge #jack howl #idia shroud #riddle rosehearts #floyd leech #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #jade leech #twst grim #vil schoenheit #jades lunatic rambling

[crystallizsch]

i feel like i'm being teased with crumbs.

CRUMBS

of Mr. Jamil Viper sir in the Savanaclaw manga

(credits to turtlesoupscans for the translations!)

WHY IS HE SO JBJKDJSVKK

#i am SO NORMAL for jamil viper #his eyes are so pretty #that's how he gets u #everyone else is yelling about azul in the octavinelle manga and then there's me #and i know there's the anthology but like #i'm just looking at this and already wondering how the scarabia manga is going to be like #i'm gonna go feral once it comes out #lord help me #i will simply pass away #[— #twisted wonderland #twst #twst manga #episode of savanaclaw #jamil viper #kalim al asim #jamil viper propaganda #★'-twst-rambles #—]

[azulotus]

Im normal about animal crossing

#azul rambles #animal crossing #this is just taking from a famitsu interview of acnh devs #tragically only translated with google

[brocedesbenz]

did I mention that I hate only children

#srry babe we can't accommodate you. we're not your parents <3 #azul rambles

[egophiliac]

thank you for blessing us with twst pokemon au i appreciate it greatly. if i may ask you a question

how does one read book 7 without selling their soul to the deep dark web. i've been wanting to read the other parts for a while but i can't find a place with all the chapters. i've seen translations on youtube but i don't think they have all of them?

(also why'd you government name mickey like that on your last post what did he do)

thank you! :D

I'm not really sure where to find up-to-date main story translations, so opening it up to the floor for other people to chime in! for reference, the latest release in JP was episode 7 chapter 6 on December 11th, which covered 7-88 through 7-100. fingers crossed for more in February...but that's where we're at right now!

(Michael knows what he did)

#twisted wonderland #(the real answer is that i just think using his full name is funny) #(ala donald fauntleroy and george g. geef) #i am once again forming baseless conspiracy theories about the schedule #the rest of january is going to be kind of a light month for us between master chef and then magift ruggie #which makes me hope it's leading up to another big drop next month 👀 #it could mean nothing i am just eternally thirsty for more episode 7 #but look at that nice big gap between cater and azul's birthdays where it could fit riiiight in... #god i don't know what i'm going to do if they drop more story cards though #i have to save for sebek and silver's birthdays! #i am finally having some luck again with getting the diasomnia birthday cards and i want the streak to continue #this concludes another edition of rambling about my personal gacha woes thank you for attending #joseimuke games are serious business

[0ann3]

Quick doodles of my main fav ships in this fandom

Which is these pairs!!!

While I do draw more FloRid (or pretty much the ship I like drawing together the most), TreyJade is technically my top fave ship LMAO. I really like their dynamic a lot and I have more fics saved with them but drawing Trey is either a bit easy or way too difficult for me and no in between ✨

FloRid still comes as a close second 😌 It's always fun thinking about their dynamic

Also doodled an AzuDeu because I'll be a liar if I say that they're not growing on me and are slowly crawling their way to be part of my main ships kJASHKAJSh

I remember literally saying this week about how there's no one I mainly ship with Azul. And then about 24 hours later, I slowly get invested with him being paired with Deuce- Then again, their dynamic with their personalities? It's too cute?!?!?!

@thehollowwriter (Haha not sure if it's okay to tag you for one doodle 😭✌)

#twisted wonderland #twst #trey clover #jade leech #riddle rosehearts #floyd leech #deuce spade #azul ashengrotto #treyjade #florid #azudeu #doodle #ramblings #I realize it's basically the octatrio and my ships for them KAJSAKhs #But I've been also rambling in the tags about why I doodle this for today #Then proceeding to deleting them #Haha in the end I'll just go for 'today's a very confusing and stressful day that I decided to doodle smthng' #went with my fave ships bcs they make me happy #but I wouldn't be having any decent breaks anytime soon as well

[cloudcountry]

what if azul followed the sea witch's advice for courting on land (and i KNOW she only talks about women in relation to men but just disregard that okay just assume this would apply to all merfolk)

"You'll have your looks, your pretty face.

And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore!

Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word

And after all dear, what is idle babble for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man."

LIKE WHAT IF AZUL THINKS YOU'LL LIKE HIM MORE IF HE SHOWS IT THROUGH BODY LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF TALKING....

so when you walk into the mostro lounge or whatever he sits next to you, points his body towards you, makes eye contact but says nothing. he says absolutely nothing and yet he acts like he's WAITING for something and you're like ????? what?????

and then the LEECH TWINS see whats going on and make fun of azul and he defends ursula's words with his LIFE saying that the great sea witch was a wise and powerful woman so OBVIOUSLY she would know how to woo surface dwellers!!! even if your ways of courting are odd!!!

obviously the leech twins just sit and watch him struggle while you eat your food and wonder why the fuck hes just sitting there staring at you. he gets frustrated because you're not picking up on his hints at all and thats when floyd suggests he try to get more physical with a shit eating grin on his face.

THEN azul is like "why would i do that?!" but no less than a day later and he's using his suave businessman charms on you by...holding your hand.

and you look happy.

it seems the sea witch was right. but azul could stand to communicate with you a little more. perhaps two sneaky mermen will have to give him another push.

#THIS THOUGHT HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR SO LONG #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst #disney twst #disney twst x reader #auburn's rambles <3 #azul ashengrotto heart eyes #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul ashengrotto fluff #azul fluff #azul ashengrotto

[ventique18]

If the housewardens were to have job classes like RPGs, what would their most ill-fitting jobs be? IMO

Riddle: Armored Knight. Bro would take one step and faint.

Leona: Bard. He wouldn't be bad per se but he'd hate it.

Azul: Flying Knight. A flying knight who can't persuade his mount to lift one meter off the ground.

Kalim: Merchant. He donated their potions to another party instead of bartering.

Vil: Thief. Too conspicuous.

Idia: Barbarian/Berserker 💀💀💀

Malleus: Priest. I mean????

Now what would be their best job classes?

Riddle: Sage

Leona: Tactician first, warrior close second

Azul: Merchant

Kalim: Bard

Vil: Apothecary

Idia: Summoner

Malleus: Just... Dragon. Or the designated Lord, since he naturally takes the role as their de facto leader. Dragon Lord.

But of course if they somehow got trapped in a simulation where they have to clear the "game" to escape, they'd be forced to take up their worst job classes.

#twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia