God 'I'm not an easy guy to protect' Usopp and Roronoa "I don't want easy" Zoro is so thematically important to me
Source: Alex London (with some additions)
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Tim: “I need to tell you something”
Bruce: “What did you do??”
Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”
Bruce: “what did you do???”
Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”
Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”
Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”
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Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”
Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“
Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”
Jason: “I got a DUI”
Bruce: “Jason!”
Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”
Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”
Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”
Bruce: “I don’t follow.”
Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”
Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”
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Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”
Jason: “He knows.”
Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”
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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*
Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?
*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*
MC: Lucifer is no longer with us
Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!
MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!
Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….
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i don’t care what anyone else says, THIS is carol and steve’s dynamic
they were insane girl besties, and every time people make her “just tommy’s girlfriend”, an angel dies. just fyi
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Anakin turned, and found within Obi-Wan’s eyes a depth of feeling he had only rarely glimpsed in all their years together; and the pure uncomplicated love that rose up within him then felt like a promise from the Force itself.
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on longing, romance, and every in-between.
References:
1: painting by Filippo Lippi
2: John Koenig 'The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows'
3: painting by Anthony van Dyck, 'Portrait of Mary and William of Orange'
4: uncertain, will be added once found
5: painting by Luis Caballero
6: 'Elegy for My Sadness' by Chen Chen
7: a fragment of ourselves returning v, 2018 by Beatrice Wanjiku
8: Richard Siken
9: uncertain, will be added once found
10: Tumblr post by @mothicalspoken
11: uncertain, will be added once found
12: Joan Tierney
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Grian: I just ended a relationship.
Scar: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Grian: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Skizz and Impulse fighting from across the room*
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Obi-wan: *sees Din and Luke together*
Obi-wan: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Anakin: You mean... you ship them?
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Part 2 of the Incorrect Quotes cuz I got bored:
Computer: enter a new password.
Aiden: *enters “Ashlyn”*
Computer: password is too short.
Aiden: I know.
Ashlyn: since I’m going to be out for a while I left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.
Ashlyn, picking up a piece of paper from the bowl: for instance, “Aiden and Tyler stop doing that” applies to everything.
Tyler: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
Ben, using text-to-speech: I really like Eminem.
Logan: I prefer skittles.
Taylor: He’s talking about the rapper.
Logan: Why would he eat the wrapper?
Logan: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Tyler: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Aiden: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Tyler: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Aiden: Yeah, they're all birds.
Ashlyn: Aiden, you’re in charge while I’m away.
Aiden: okay, I’m your man!
Ashlyn: don’t do anything stupid.
Aiden: okay, I’m kinda your man.
Ashlyn: and keep the others out of trouble.
Aiden: you need another man.
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