#and the l e g s jesus fucking christ

[sanshinexx]

Here's part two of drawing my family pictures as the Bad Batch because I can and you can't stop me

#i can tell you right now that drawing their armor was a fucking pain in the ass #and the l e g s jesus fucking christ #why do i have to care about anatomy #don't ask where crosshair and wrecker's legs are btw i wouldn't know #fun fact the original picture is from our summer vacation to Italy back in 2018 #tech is me in this picture actually real and true #another fun fact #omega's eyebrows were blonde until the very last minute because i felt like they looked kinda odd #and she does actually have dark eyebrows in the show so-- #i don't know if they look any better now but ehh good enough #hunter looks so wrong for some reason but i can't fix him i'm sorry #also yes they're all in their blacks because a) i couldn't be bothered to draw all the armor again and b) they deserve the comfort #i might do proper shadings if i find the motivation for this but until then this is what you're getting #the bad batch #bad batch #tbb #the bad batch fanart #bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #hunter #omega #crosshair #wrecker #echo #tech #the clone wars #star wars #star wars fanart #fan art #art

[xstarkillerx]

brian oconner would totally be the type to rely on the pull out method. ROMAN L I T E R A L L Y SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PULL OUT METHOD WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED MIA WAS PREGNANT IN FIVE (i think it was five? the scene where he rubbed her tummy and gave that FUCKING GRIN AKFJSKSKQ)

just imagining he’s got reader on him riding him like no tomorrow, tit in his mouth and other getting felt up. and that pussy is just squeezing him so good and checking all his boxes so much quicker tonight, he’s loosing his shit. tapping at her hip like ‘you gotta get off baby, ‘m gonna fuckin cum’ and she’s just all whiny and shaking her head, eyes all teary and doe eyed at the mere thought. literally B E G G I N G him to cum in her, thighs locking up all pouty. and how can he say no? especially when he isn’t exactly apposed to fucking a baby into you (he totally has dreams of it, he did not hesitate for a s e c o n d with mia). and it’s the best orgasms of your LIVES.

I have no fucking words, I'm horny for Brian rn and I knew there had to be something in my inbox and this was it, Jesus Christ I'm on my KNEES.

I have my thoughts on Brian and kids that I'll post some other time (because oh boy is that gonna be a POST, and maybe not in the way you might think), but Christ I've just gotta revel in this for a second. He's so fucking weak when it comes to pussy, his issue is always getting caught up with women, and he's absolutely the type to rely on the pull out method, but I just fucking know he loves stuffing a pussy full of cum I just know I just KNOW I JUST KNOW OK. And he's a dirty motherfucker he'll eat it out of you after while you're both still coming down from the high, dragging his tongue across your skin to catch the trails of it dripping out of you, sucking and moaning into your pussy like he's starving for it and god knows you're barely keeping it together with the way you're still sensitive. Grab his fucking hair and watch him, he loves attention, knows he's pretty, knows the image of him eating a cunt is priceless, and so is the look you give him when he gets another orgasm out of you.

This was wonderful thank you

#brian o'conner #brian o'conner smut #fast & furious #fast and furious smut #donnie does 👑 #anon

[asoftspotforangels]

so I was tagged three times lately so I am putting it all in one post XD

from least to most difficult askfhjadkhfjkdlhaf

from @hardboiledteacozy 💝

⟡ rules : answer + tag 9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with!

⟡ fav color : green 💚

⟡ last song : Moment's Silence (Common Tongue) by Hozier

⟡ last movie : Barbie (I haven't seen any movie since last year lol). tv series - 1670

⟡ currently reading : I just finished I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy and started 1F: Fukushima I Nuclear Power Plant Work Log by Tatsuta Kazuto

⟡ currently watching : Dungeon Meshi 🍳

⟡ currently craving : some nice juicy oranges 😔 if anyone has tips on how to choose the best oranges, let me know pls

⟡ coffee or tea : I like coffee only if it's a sweet treat (so with milk and sugar or some sugary syrup); tea, however !! 🥰 a few days ago I opened a blend I got who knows how many years ago and from where or from whom, it's green and white tea, and it's soooo gooood~

from @minnichan 💗

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people. my url is too long for that lol

I have a playlist for songs I currently listen to, let's see if it's enought to complete this game… there's not a huge variety of artists tho ^^"

A - Appaloosa by Lor S - Sinktank by Inabakumori O - Overdose by Natori (hi minni!!!! I saw a cover of it in one of your asks lately!!! :3) F - fanfiction by Lor (yes, that's a lyrics video on their official channel xd) T - Tail by Sunmi (when will she come back to Poland TT__TT) S - Sweet Dream from Alien Stage by C!naH / by BL8M (I have both versions on my playlist, yeah) P - Post Shelter by Inabakumori O - Order of Silence from Genshin (ost from Cyno's demo) T - Trafalgar Square by Lor F - FightSong by Eve O - Overture from Jesus Christ Superstar 1996 R - Ruler Of My Heart from Alien Stage ( ‼ spoilers from Alien Stage here ‼ cw: blood, violence, death, panic attack) A - agaki (亜ガキ) by Ora (sometimes the background music skips between left and right side and I love it) N - Nonsense Bungaku by Eve G - A Gentleman's Fantasy from Honkai Star Rail (amazing boss theme!!) E - Ezra Was Right by Grandbrothers (this one starts quite slowly, if you're impatient you can start at 3:15 xD) L - Lagtrain by Inabakumori S - $hrek 2 by Lor (cw: guys without shirts fighting at school)

Lor is a Polish band that I recommend with my whole heart :3

many Eve's MVs are like short animes, I love them so so much

the whole Alien Stage is quite short, because it's basically made of music videos and there's less than 10 rn (here's a playlist for anyone interested) (but it can be quite triggering sometimes)

fuck gachas and their gambling, but genshin and star rail have amazing music

here's a very fun fact: I started listening to Eve and Inabakumori last year on April 17 and May 4 respectively, so about a year ago!!

from @dangerliesbeforeyou 💖

list 5 topics i can talk on for an hour without preparing any material

this one's difficult!!!! because I can endlessly talk about my fandoms and blorbos........only. I don't feel knowledgeable on anything specific, but I could, however, ramble on about my interests

I'm back to that Stardew Valley Grind™ rn so I could talk a lot about my farm. my first farm. year three, winter, and it's probably the ugliest farm you've ever seen. and. and also. my cyhaino sdv au brainrot. 😳

genshin, especially my ultimate blorbo Alhaitham 🌱 idk, I just like this guy, I saw first leaks and I was like 👉 this guy. this is my dude.

my babeys blue lions from fire emblem 3 houses 😭 I chose them in my first playthrough and I still do NOT care about anyone else (that's an exaggeration, I care about others, but... not as much... 😔) also, Sylvain is there and flirty red guys are my ultimate weakness. I know he can, just, switch to your house if you're playing female Byleth (lol), but I don't want to separate him from his friends 😭 they're all traumatised and need hugs

painting and drawing! lately I fell back in love in traditional art and I picked up acrylic painting, and I'm watching a lot of videos and learning a lot - by my own trial and error too, but it's fun!

various handcraft I learned - embroidery, crocheting, knitting, punch needle, sewing - and stuff I created. I don't do all these all the time, only when I feel like it so.....irregularly lol! but I have lots of ideas and some plans, and unfinished works

tagging: @natowe @one-trash-alek @hardboiledteacozy @dangerliesbeforeyou @minnichan

@vanyafresita @giosele @shuuenka @thebrokenwriter911

tagging everyone for everything, do whichever you want or nothing at all, no pressure ✨

(but I love reading other people's answers :3)

pretty dividers from @cafekitsune (x)

#Agnieszka talks #I had to separate the tagging because I couldn't @ more than 5 people in one line ._.

[incarnateirony]

oh that's cute patrick thinks everyone only gets info from M&Gs like him

Protip: if you use M&Gs as anything more than to supplement existing information, you're gonna end up as off kilter as Pat. Like sure I got hit by an apollo dodgeball of Misha's 2 year old M&G sent late, but at the time it meant nothing, it only had value in context of other information. That's the part Pat can't wrap his head around. Having actual information.

All M&Gs are good for is actors basically redistributing information to the semi-public yall. But it's truncated, translated by a bunch of muggles, and already generally trimmed out for spoilers. Like. Congrats they told yall and still nobody gets it lmfao

He's apparently self consoling bc apparently Jensen said some similar shit to some other shit going on right now and like. Yeah. Go figure. He eventually is going to repeat things in more public avenues. Am I speaking greek? Expecting brain surgery?

This man is such a sad sack. He still pretends he has one over me when literally his big slam dunk was me having the original ending, and him being so out of it he had to pay 5,000 to even admit it was omitted. And then the pilot script fail.

Like if this dipshit can't figure out how "knowing the original ending. the guys talking about wanting to finish what they wanted, having access to the pilot and all hiring info long before release, and where the story is heading" all fucking connect he's a more hopeless rube than I thought.

Then again, he argued and laughed about the roadhouse reunion and other missing details, then adamantly refused to admit it was omitted, then paid out the ass only to find it was omitted, to turn around and argue that he had inside Chaos Machine sources telling him my script was fake, only for filming and the trailer to hit. Oh and those big long posts he wrote about how stupid I was for saying that the entire premise of the prequel was about letting go and moving on and then that TIME TO LET GO trailer hit. He endorses anti-jensen anti-misha fuckery and refuses to accept where Jensen's at on certain topics, arguing against statements mine or his. Then in rolls Jib12. Like he can't catch a clue on the patterns here, somehow.

But hey, I'll enjoy the long year of him prematurely crowing victory again only to wipe out and, as he always does, show he's never had access to a single goddamn thing of value when it smashes his face in like a hammer again. He's kinda like Trump. There's always an embarrassing tweet

Goddamn painful that this motherfuckers' only concept of intel is friends of friends of friends that live in LA or M&Gs. Jesus christ.

No wonder the dude can't hit the broad side of a widely advertised barn. He's technically well past his three strikes but we'll let him keep trying for his feelings till he taps one.

honestly pretty sure this man would piss his pants if he knew my current employer ngl. well no, first he would have to have the scope to comprehend how many pieces of media he's seen, viewed or read of ours in the last 24 hours alone. Or sometimes unironically cites in his posts, badly. I mean thanks for the traffic man, we appreciate it, but y i k e s l o l

like do we have screeners, well at a few of our child companies yes. Do I have access, no, and I'm not gonna explain to Pat's pea brain why that's different and just not something I can snipe. Just keep pissin in the pond till you feel better dude

dipshit doesn't have enough media sense to be able to detect the time/date stamps vs drafts vs timing of release or understand that scripts get sent out abroad for agents and casting at a specific time. None of this. Zero fucking media comprehension. And that goes for every dumb motherfucker like the "pre successful actor" lolj that echoed it. Could have completely avoided looking like a self-penetrating asshole but here we are. And he's gonna just. project everyone gets their shit from M&Gs.

Though ironically this did remind me to update my twitter bio after all my layout overhauls. Had an "ex" to pull and some other specifics to add. :)

Keep thinking back to this it's so funny. thinking about pat's cm source that even argued with me. and calling them a cm source is generous at best. But it's what pat calls them. bc they're still all fandom fuckin muggles trying to put on their robe and production wizard hat. You either get it and you don't. And you, my dear, do not.

If I can argue with your "CM source" (which you fell for hookline and sinker not knowing that person's limitations), confidently, and know they are wrong, what the FUCK do YOU think you have over me, dumbfuck?

[moon-ursidae]

it’s time for session #2!

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH OF THE LAST OF US GAMES UNDER THE CUT!!!!

these notes are so scattered if you read them without context and i am SO SORRY lmao. i’m typing them so fast trying to keep up with my brain that’s going 700 mph and the game. ANYWAY, we’re getting a very late start tonight bc i was helping my friend learn guitar for a few hours haha

total play time: about 2 hrs and 40 min (there’s not much story progression here just exploring seattle!)

okay so we last left off with ellie and dina in the woods on horseback post joel’s house. i have not gotten farther than the woods bc i was super ultra mega tired. so let us continue!

okay sooooo this section is called the gate cool cool cool

this is fucking gorgeouuusssssss

omg dina listing off all the people that joel crossed

i’m sure there’s more before that bro

oh my god the LIGHTINGGGGG in the woods so so good

we’re so close to seattle i’m scared

so much happens here man

map acquired✅

CARD BABYYYYYY

jesus christ i L O V E the aesthetic of nature reclaiming land and man made structures. it’s sooooooo pretty

oh shit QZ!

i’m looking through ur journal ellie hope you don’t mind haha

dina seems to be sick? well. i know why but ellie doesn’t yet so shhhhhh

it’s so sad to me that every drawing of joel so far that ellie’s done, she hasn’t been able to draw his eyes. that was the last thing she saw of him while he was alive. like she wants to get them just right but everytime she draws it that means she has to look him in the eye again. and maybe she’s feeling too guilty to do that rn. ugh idk i know neil always does shit like that but maybe i’m reading too much into it haha. ANYWAY that is one of the most heartbreaking parts about her journal dude. UUUUGGHHHHH 😭

“i really love her.” 😭😭😭😭 ELLIE TELL HER PLEASE

we just got a letter, wonder who it’s from🕺🏻

kieran?? kieran duffy??????

haha wrong game

also lemme just say, i fucking love dina

she’s so sweet and empathetic, but will cut the fuck out of a bitch when needed

I HAVE TO PARKOUR?? UP HIGH?? IN THE LAST OF US?? OVER A GATE??

this is some nathan drake shit bro where’s nolan north

FUUUUUCK I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA FALL BRO OH MY GOD

hoooooollllyyyyyy fuuuuuuck this is a big city jesus christ

LMAO her wobble before she fell down to the platform below

this game is so gorgeous. holy fuckin shit i’m gonna say that a lot huh?

THE SOUND DESIGN??? WHEN GOING DOWN THE LOOKOUT TOWER AT THE GATE OF THE QZ??? WHEN SHE FALLS AND IT ECHOES?? THAT SHIT WAS CRAZYYYY

guys i’m gonna be honest. i’m team brick.

i LOVE being able to break windows this is so fun

oh god i have a horrible memory plz don’t make me memorize these gate codes

side note: i love ellie’s hair here. i’m gonna have to try a lil half up half down situation

i saw someone on twitter point out that it looks a lot like tess’s hair🥺

“well, we believe in you” shimmer and dina? or baby and dina? hmmm things to consider

totally unrelated, but i can’t not hear ashley johnson going “babyyyyyyyyy” with an s.o. since the mighty nein reunion lmao

ellie seeing dina and going “babyyyyyyyy” like yasha LMAO

ANYWAY

fuck i hope i can pull out that page of codes dude

THANK GOD

oh shit another hotel

i’m traumatized after the last on dude you can’t make me go back

H O L Y. S H I T.

THIS IS SO OPEN I’M GONNA SPEND SOOOOOOOO MUCH TIME HERE

FUCK DUDE

this is fucking crazy

there’s so much small shit everywhere oh my fucking G O D

omg joel was definitely reading that space book for ellie she just talked about an early moon mission at this tank

DINA’S JOKE “she’s sounding a bit hoarse” they’re literally made for each other

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THE DR. UCKMANN CARD NO FUCKING SHOT

damn is this his way of addressing the crunch work hours at naughty dog?

“once a well respected researcher… questionable experiments in the realm of pushing human limits saw him ostracized from the scientific community… Laurent Foucault of SPARK Laboratories found his work dubious…”

the music is hauntingly beautiful in this area oh my god

OH MY GOD THE SCANNERS THAT DETECT THE VIRUS FROM THE BOSTON QZ IN THE FIRST GAME

i miss the first game LMAO even though i JUST finished that

THERE’S A FUCKING PEARL JAM POSTER IN THE MUSIC SHOP😭

IF I EVER WERE TO LOSE YOU, I’D SURELY LOSE MYSELF😭

i feel like this is supposed to be hank williams which would be fucking sick bc “alone and forsaken” and all that jazz haha

“guitars starting at $49.99” BRO SINCE WHEN I FUCKING WIIISH DUDE😭

as a drummer, i can confirm dina is a fucking natural

“i love you?” A H H H H H

ANUTHA CARD WOOO

Das Wort is my favorite card so far. he just like me fr

WAIT THIS IS THE TAKE ON ME SCENE

i will cry

SHE’S PLAYING FUTURE DAYS😭😭😭😭

BARRE CHORDS??? ellie i could literally never wtf

the chords are all accurate too holy fuck naughty dog

ashley has such a nice voice oh my god

i’m gonna fucking cry bc they put this in the hbo trailer

AAAAHHHHHHH😭😭

this is why i fucking love music dude. it transcends everything and always will. it’s the one thing that connects everyone. and it’s connecting people in this game too and i UGGHHH i love music holy fuck

the way dina looks at her🥹

and also knowing that joel was the one that showed her all of these songs and artists bc ellie wasn’t even alive to hear take on me and future days, and literally everything else. GOOOOODDDDDDDD😭😭

“you should have kissed me then.” “i wanted to.”

god i love dina and ellie they sound like an old married couple already

first dawn of the wolf poster i’ve seen!!! WOOOOO

i’m gonna come back to the nutrition distribution center bc i feel like that shit is gonna be bad news bears

“wasn’t joel all about coffee?” as he should. i’d be all about coffee too if i didn’t have it for years

ANUTHA CAAAARD

i really like the Big Blue card too

THAT FUCKING INFECTED IN THE BATHROOM SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY OH MY GOD

so many fucking side quests oml what do you mean “barko’s”

oh my god there are so many fucking alleyways to go down

THERE’S SO MUCH TO DO I AM SO BUSY FINDING SECRETS AND STUFFS

BARKO’S LOCATED

it’s too dark in here i don’t like it

“they think we’re sheep! BARE YOUR FANGS.” what in the fuckin trump train “sHeEpLe” is goin on in here

i feel like i’m gonna get fucking jumped by infected again in here

THIGH HOLSTER ACQUIRED

omg plz “we can get a little creature to take care of” AND THEN THEY HAVE A FARM AT THE END😭😭😭

STUN BOMB ACQUIRED

i have already spent 2 hours in this fucking QZ holy shit

i just wanna explore rn i don’t wanna progress story atm

i am secret hunting

ANUTHA CARD BABYYY WEST GATE 2

it doesn’t even look like i’ve done that much😭

i also have a bad feeling about this bank

oh fuck this shit. it goes underground

they are ALWAYS underground bro

dina this is not cool, this is scary

i don’t fucking trust this shit

HOW DID I FUCKING KNOW

infected or whateva🙄

SHOTGUN ACQUIRED

FUCK this bank dude i’m GONE

dina said she’d get a farmhouse with the money😭😭

okay i think i’m gonna stop here bc it is literally 5am and i am sleepy haha. no story! but got some goodies and secrets out of the way! i will continue maybe tomorrow? not sure bc i am quite busy but we’ll see!

having a really good time so far and i love watching ellie and dina’s dynamic! still lots of buildings and secrets to loot! i’m excited >:)

#the last of us part ii spoilers #the last of us part 2 spoilers #the last of us spoilers #the last of us part 2 #the last of us part ii #the last of us #tlou part ii spoilers #tlou part 2 spoilers #tlou spoilers #tlou part 2 #tlou part ii #tlou #mads plays the last of us!🌿 #mads plays the last of us part ii!🍃

[eurofox]

Yakuza 3 review

I heard that this is one of the least popular games in the series. As it’s one of the oldest games I can see why. It’s also fairly short while also poorly paced. I still enjoyed it but less so than that other games. I have heard it was rushed though

SPOILERS:

The good shit:

It’s nice to see Kiryu happy and living his dream

Another great soundtrack, some gems here (clay doll on the cradle is my face)

I actually don’t mind Kaoru’s departure. Kind of refreshing to see a female character choose a career over romance (she was shown to be ambitious) and her fling with Kiryu really seemed like a ‘heat of the moment’ thing than a real relationship. I hear it’s because her VA was a nightmare though. But I wasn’t too bothered with this

Kiryu’s rad shirt

Okinawa is a nice change of pace and easy to get around (it took my 3 games to know my way round Kamurocho lmao)

Rikiya and co grew on me.

Pretty brutal combat, smashing people’s teeth out and shit

Has the best gun based boss in the series with Andre Richardson. Actually LIDL own brand Wesker one of the best Big Bads in the whole series.

The Kanda love hotel fight is comedy gold

Kanda gets a well deserved death

All the E N G L I S H

Hospital battle is great. One of my fave long battles in the series

Daigo’s hurt screaming MINE

Kiry getting Majima to babysit Daigo

Majima has a few shining moments here, especially the lorry rescue

Kiryu’s blog is such a funny idea.

Bullfight was silly, but enjoyable

Daigo’s post coma crackshot is unintentially hilarious

Mine’s boss fight is ok

The Bad shit:

Holy fuck people were not exaggerating with the BLOCKUZA jokes. Having some low level mooks block my every move did not make me feel like the dragon of Dojima. 

That Lau Ka long fight where I just kept getting stunlocked while he made those wacky noises

Looks dated and feel dated. They did what they could I guess but I think this game could do with the Kiwami treatment.

At this point, 4 games in, I’m starting to see re-used tropes.

JESUS CHRIST TAKE AWAY THE FUCKING GUNS FROM DEFEATED FOES

The disrespect they showed Kashiwagi

Rikiya’s death is pointless and was avoidable.

Daigo’s model looks so bad, with his shiny and miss-shapen head, I thought at first he was the white guy who I’d heard was in this game

Evil (or good I guess?) Kazama twin, really?

No hamazaki fight

Shortest game and it starts going too fast once you meet Joji

That duck eating cutscene, minging.

Those damn kids. I get they wanted to build up the relationship with them but it really should have been sub story’s. It just got tedious after 5 hours. Especially as Kiryu says he’s ready to go and still fannys about in Okinawa

ANIKI every 2 seconds is really fucking annoying. I abandoned him in serena

30 minute long exposition scene with the politician

Kiryu’s god awful sideburns

Why is Kiryu so W I D E

Goons with annoying introductions

Having to run around finding shit for that stupid dog

Chase sections

I just don’t really get all the Mine love in the fanbase. He’s not developed enough

Dumb fake out death scene

The plot here is messy, though I kind of preferred it over 3 for several reasons. I’ll go into what I made of it:

It’s nice to see Daigo trying to help Kiryu (He tries, he really does) but why not just relocate that orphanage? They build it back in no time when Mine wrecks it so couldn’t he just ask kiryu to move? He needs the cash.

The whole resort/military base thing needing each other was confusing tbh.

The super secret place Kahiwagi stowed Daigo? The hospital. Damn, they’ll never find him there.

Nakahara and co. are nice, but why do we never see them again?

Why would Kazama never mention his CIA operative twin to Kiryu?

So it turns out Joji never actually shot anyone, just that big meanie Andre while Joji just stood there shaking his head in disapproval presumably.

The CIA couldn’t tell that the head of the evil Black Monday was pretending to be a CIA agent?

Kiryu howls in manly pain for poor aul rikyia who he knew for a year, but gets over the death of his mentor/brother figure Kashiwagi in like a minute. And was machine gunning Kashiwagi really necessary?

Mine’s whole ‘I ❤ DAIGO’ thing comes across a bit psycho-esque. He’s cartoonishly evil, demolishes an orphanage for fucks sake. And his reason for going wild are odd. Daigo’s only been in a coma for a few days and he wants to put him down like a lame horse? He’s not even in ICU, he’s hardly a ‘tangle of tubes’, doesn’t even have a dripstand, just an oxygen mask. Reminds me off that scene in the simpsons when Barney tries to smother homer in hospital when he’s actually fine. Plus he sells out to Black Monday for more money cos of some dumb bullshit about real brotherhood or something. He seems to be more popular in japan so I checked out some of his RGG online stories and he comes across as  obsessive over Daigo, which seems one sided. I can’t tell if he’s actually gay for Daigo. There are plenty of very close platonic male friendships in this series but his doesn’t seem that way.

While I never really got into Mine, I really liked Andre as a villain. His plans aren’t the convoluted mess like the other ‘real’ baddies. He just wants to steal some missiles for money. He is so aggressively American that it’s just funny. Blond, tall and blue eyes, refuses to speak Japanese despite understanding it, his silly phrases ‘ah shit’ and ‘go to hell’, giving up on hand to hand combat and just pulling out a glock. Also his white guy entourage looks like they were rounded up outside an office building in Birmingham. His boss fight is actually fun as he doesn’t block as much. His gun doesn’t constantly knock you on your ass like in Kiwami. Gets his ass handed to him by a guy coming out of a coma and completely ruins Mine’s dramatic speech with his his whining ‘let me go’ ‘wah’ ‘stop it’. Also I got last samurai’d on my playthrough as I hadn’t bought any healing items in Okinawa so the Andre and co killed me in that surprise fight. Overall, great villain.

I can see the issues with this game but it was still enjoyable. Some people might even enjoy the slice of life stuff in Okinawa but I resented how I was forced into it, especially when I wanted to get going to Tokyo for the rest of the story. Plus I can suspend belief for Kiryu’s nonsense when it’s a substory, but it seems silly when I’m looking for dogfood when Daigo is comatose in the main section. Goofiest plot so far but the cool villain redeemed it a bit. And it’s nice that Daigo got a badass moment, even if shortlived, he takes a lot of L’s in this series.So it was ok, but I can see why people are less enthusiastic about this one.

#yakuza #yakuza 3 #like a dragon #foxgames

[ghoulstars]

Hey im sorry but I think l/o/rd/s of c/h/ao/s is breeding some kind of new weird phenomena similar to the T/C/C community and co/lu/m/bi/n/er/s and shit and im very scared

#text #personal #jesus christ people #please do not fucking forget these people fucking are and were actual literal nazis #who killed real people #they are not your fucking hehe uwu pwecious b/l/a/ck me/t/al beans uwu #especially not fucking v/a/r/g or e/u/r/o/n/y/m/ou/s #come on now

[foxstens]

somebody save him

#my posts #liveblogging #liveblogging woh #dramablogging #woh spoilers #spoilers #word of honor spoilers #shl spoilers #'I WOULD STILL THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MOMENTS OF BRIGHTNESS' #JESUS CHRIST?????? #IVE SEEN PLENTY OF GOOD CHARACTERS IN MY LIFETIME BUT WKX???????/ #HES ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL WHAT THE FUCK #BUT ALSO CAN HE JUST GET A BREAK #P L E A S E #oh and id also need one too #bc there hasnt been an ep that hasnt made me cry since like ep 13 #and most of the time its actual loud sobbing #AND I AM NOT HAVING FUN #I ADORE THIS SHOW BUT G O D #/KNIVES/ DOESNT EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT #pls just #let them be fine T______T

[armins-twink]

nsfw alphabet: armin.

armin x male reader, nsfw alphabet. minors DNI.

☁ a: aftercare. ☁

after sex, armin is so sweet and attentive. he dotes on you, getting you whatever you need the moment you ask for it. he spoons you, gives you chaste kisses, gives you water, all the good stuff.

☁ b: body part. ☁

armin’s favorite body part of yours is your hips. they’re what he holds onto when he fucks you, and his hands just fit so perfectly.

☁ c: cum. ☁

armin fucking loves cumming inside of you. he always asks before he does so, of course, to make sure you’re okay with it. if you are, he buries himself balls-deep inside of you and cums like a damn faucet. if not, he cums into a rag to leave no mess.

☁ d: dynamic. ☁

armin is usually the dominant one, but what kind of dom he is can change depending on what you want. softer and sweet, hard and rough, he matches to what you want.

☁ e: eager. ☁

armin definitely puts your pleasure before his. he loves to make you cum, and keeping himself from doing it for so long makes the release even sweeter.

☁ f: favorite position. ☁

tabletop/bedside. you’re laying down, he’s standing up, hands on your hips and your legs around his waist. no clue why, it just does it for him.

☁ g: game. ☁

armin is not the best at seducing from an outsider’s perspective, but he still manages to get you hot and bothered when it counts.when he gained confidence, he could make you hard with a damn look.

☁ h: hair. ☁

armin is very well-groomed. his body is practically completely void of hair, except a trace of a happy trail, which he kept after you told him you liked it.

☁ i: intimacy. ☁

when you want to be intimate and romantic, he’s got magic. even during naughty acts, he can be surprisingly wholesome and sweet. whenever you want to, armin will take it slow and make love to you.

☁ j: jack off. ☁

armin doesn’t masturbate all that often. if he needs to, he will, but he’s either too busy or would prefer to do something with you instead of fucking his fist to the thought of you.

☁ k: kink. ☁

acarophilia: whenever you scratch his back, it just turns him on. sometimes other people see it, which is a bit embarassing, but otherwise he loves it. cross-dressing: once you wore a skirt and thigh-highs, and got your guts rearranged. praise: giving or receiving. mostly giving.

☁ l: location. ☁

kind of basic: the bedroom. but not just on the bed. against the wall, against the mirror, anywhere. he enjoys the privacy but still gets creative with exactly where in the bedroom.

☁ m: motivation. ☁

the easiest way to turn him on is to do something unexpected. dance with your hips, surprise him by wearing feminine clothing, that kind of thing. it just flips a switch in his brain.

☁ n: no. ☁

armin will never hurt you. choking, blood choking [choking until someone passes out], spanking, caning, anything like that he could never do. hickeys don’t hurt you, and you enjoy them, but he could never do something like what’s listed above.

☁ o: oral. ☁

he likes both giving and receiving oral. you’re a sensitive little bitch, so it’s fun to give it, but you have a magical mouth.

☁ p: pace. ☁

armin tends to be somewhere between slow and rough, making sure you’re pleased but also being rough for the fun of it. he will always change depending on what you want. if you want to go slow, he can go slow. if you want to be fucked like a whore, he can do that.

☁ q: quickie. ☁

armin has had quickies with you and he would do it again. pulling you into the bathroom in public places is usually how it goes down. if he has a chance to gratify himself as soon as possible with you, he’ll take it. with your consent, of course.

☁ r: risk. ☁

you and armin are fairly open about things you want to try in the bedroom, and open-minded about actually trying them. some things he won’t do and some things you won’t do, but you’ve already discussed those things.

☁ s: stamina. ☁

jesus christ. he’s a sweet guy but he can go for many rounds. makes sense, but he’ll have you crying from overstimulation before he’s done.

☁ t: toys. ☁

armin likes using toys on you, not so much on himself. vibrators, blindfolds, some of those things turn him on, but he doesn’t care much for them on himself.

☁ u: unfair. ☁

armin doesn’t tease you too much. he won’t deny an orgasm, but he will have you cumming a few times before he’s done. perhaps he counts down before entering you and ‘accidentally’ forgets where he is and starts over, but that’s the extent.

☁ v: volume. ☁

armin can control the volume of himself, but sometimes he can be rather loud. only when he’s sure you both are alone. when he cums inside you, he gets loud pretty much no matter what, but only for a few seconds.

☁ w: wild card [random headcanon]. ☁

sometimes he’ll purchase things for you to wear. thigh-highs, tights, lingerie, that kind of thing, and asks you to wear it for him, giving you puppy dog eyes.

☁ x: x-appeal. ☁

perhaps to others, armin isn’t exactly sexy but cute, but small, imperceptible things he does really get you bothered. when he wants to, he glows with sex appeal to you.

☁ z: zzz. ☁

armin waits until you fall asleep before he falls asleep. he makes sure you’re comfortable, clean, etc., before he thinks about even leaving your side. after longer sessions, he’s tired, but he can stay awake for a while longer.

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[sugrbugz]

nsfw alphabet!

hello girls and gays it’s been awhile ;p here’s my first writing works for obey me! here’s the first one for the set of dateables!!

first up: asmodeus!! 💗🌸

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i feel like asmodeus would love aftercare specially because he would show off all his cute face masks he has. he would love baths, love them. he’d let you pick out the bath bombs you use, help you put on a face mask, and wind down with a hot bath and a glass of wine

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

listen. i feel like asmo would WORSHIP a nice ass. it doesn’t matter who it’s on. something he can squish, smack, pinch, hold: he’d love it. as for himself, come on now. he loves every part ;)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

as the demon of semen, he’d love cumplay in my opinion. he’d love to cum on you, in you, around you, anywhere really. the idea of cum itself is enough to drive him wild.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I HAVE A THEORY!! because he’s the avatar of lust, he would have some pretty taboo kinks he’s ashamed of. i don’t think asmo could kink shame or ever would, but he’d definitely be into some unconventional things

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

come on. this one answers itself.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

HE WOULD LOVE MISSIONARY THAT IS ALL

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he isn’t very goofy but he is rather cocky, he does crack the occasional joke but it’s always at your expense.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

the carpet doesn’t match the drapes because asmo would be completely shaven. he has no problem with body hair, however he himself likes to be hair free out of his own preference.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

it’s honestly a mixture. it’s all depending on the moment. if it calls for romance he can be super alluring, but we all know this.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he doesn’t do it often since he always has a few succubus at his disposal, however, if he was in a relationship and didn’t have access to his partner? jesus christ let’s just hope no one questions the bags on bags of used tissues.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

the limit does not exist. however, he’s love bdsm, forced feminization, and cockwarming. just to name a few.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his giant ass bathtub (pool as i like to call it) and of course the night clubs you guys go too ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i feel like confidence is the big seller, he’d love it so unbelievably much. asmo is always confident, so to have a partner that matches that confidence? bingo.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that ruins the skin such as knife play, heavy scaring and such, and of course the things that involve bodily fluids.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he’s so fucking good at it. he loves giving head, it’s like a hobby to him. he doesn’t care what’s in his mouth as long as his partners satisfied.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he is whatever you want him to be, that’s the beauty of asmodeus.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn’t mind them at all. however, he does prefer to take his time on occasion.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

oh absolutely. he would love fucking around, testing the limits to see just how far he can go.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go?)

i would say 6 at max

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

asmo wouldn’t be afraid of bringing toys into the bedroom. he doesn’t feel inferior to them, rather he sees them as an opportunity to lust after him more.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

an insane amount. don’t even try to be serious with him, he’s such a cocky little shir

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i think asmo would be rather loud. he wouldn’t be able to control his noises and moans i think. he would also be super whiny and high pitched!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

asmo is a big big fan of marking on his s/o. he wouldn’t like them too much on his own skin because he believes it would compromise his own complexion! but you? you’re free game. he wants people to know about the evening you shared.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i full believe he goes commando or wears expensive lingerie. a nonbinary icon.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

next question.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i think he’d start getting sleepy after your relaxing aftercare bath and body session!! lots of snuggles nude…before he wakes up and wants to go again.

hello!! i hope you enjoyed!! <3 i love writing asmo since he’s one of my highest kins!

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#o.💌

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[robinofinashiro]

request from anon: “Hi, can I request yandere alphabet for Kyojuro Rengoku 👉👈Thank you and have a good day Queen.”

pairing: yandere! kyojuro rengoku x fem reader

request status: OPENED

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

rengoku does not give a singular fuck who sees him when it comes to giving you affection! you’re in the public? you’ll be holding his hand, kissing your cheek when he feels like it, and if it’s that bad, he’ll do a quickie in the bathroom. 

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

very messy! he doesn’t care. if he sees someone getting too close to you, he’ll make sure to get rid of them as soon as possible. he can’t let anyone get close to you. he’ll go to the ends of the earth to make sure that you’re by his side and that no one comes in between the two of you. 

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

honestly, he’ll mock the hell out of them when he feels like it’s necessary. if you’re purposely doing things to annoy him or going out of your way to piss him off, he’ll make sure to remind you that you’re never leaving him. other than that, he’ll treat you like you’re a princess! you deserve everything in the world and he’ll give it to you if he feels like you deserve it. 

D - Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

despite from the sweet nature that he gives off, he will do ONE thing against your will and that’s to have kids. he needs to continue his family line and since Senjuro isn’t working to be a pillar anymore, he needs to make sure that someone continues that and it might have to be his kid. 

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

rengoku, when he feels like the time is right, will bare everything to his darling. come on now, you’re gonna be his wife, right? it’s only right that you know what his baggage is! he doesn’t care if you judge him or not, when it comes to this sort of thing, he kinda wears his heart on his sleeve. 

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

he would be kinda pissed. you’re supposed to be this perfect wife/darling and by you acting out, he doesn’t sit well with that. why can’t you be more like Sanemi’s wife? a perfect little darling that just sits there and waits for her husband like she should. punishment is a whole other ballgame that i will touch on later. 

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

absolutely tf not. how can this be a game to someone? rengoku is the kinda person where if he meets someone that he falls madly in love with, he’ll stick by you until one of you dies first and even then, he might commit sewerslide if you happen to be the one to go first. however, he might get a kick watching you trying to leave him bc it’s nearly impossible to leave where you’re trapped.

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

rengoku’s affection, jesus christ. that shit could get mad annoying. if he’s had a particularly bad day, just brace yourself and let it happen bc he will be one affectionate mf. it could get to the point where he’ll be affection even into the next day if it’s that bad. 

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

literally a picture perfect life. (very much the american dream in a sense). he wants kids, hell, if you want pets of some sort, he’s down to adopt a few dogs or whatever you or your kids want. he just wants everyone to see that his family is perfect and how far he’s willing to go for them. 

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

oh absolutely. rengoku is the type of mf that if he sees someone flirting with his darling, he’s ending that shit QUICK. he cannot and will not let it happen. clearly it isn’t your fault so he’ll console you that you had no way of knowing what that scums intentions were and after he’s done with that, he’ll try to find the person to give them a lesson. 

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling

he will be very clingy like i said. he wants everyone to know that his relationship is perfect but in private, double that. he’ll make sure that you know you’re loved and that he wouldn’t trade his life with you for anything in the world. 

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

he would try the attempt to court you at first. rengoku is someone who is very charming so 8/10 times, it’ll work. however, if you’re being stubborn, that’s when the other side of rengoku comes out. but if you do decide to date him willingly, he’s the sweetest mf ever. he’ll bring you courting gives to every date, etc, etc. 

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

honestly, rengoku is seen as the black sheep in the sense that he’s always readily happy and enthusiastic. not much changes when he’s in the public. unless you happen to piss him off in public, seemingly the only time when he would change his personality. 

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

he doesn’t try to do it often, he hates seeing you hurt. but if you happen to actually piss him off to the point where you need to be punished, anything ranging from being alone for days to sexual punishment (that i wont be going into detail for).

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

not many tbh. you have free range into his entire estate. however if he has maids working around, they know it’s best for them not to talk to you. he wont let you leave his estate to speak to anyone. you have the right to anything as long as you’re not trying to leave or get into contact with someone. he’ll even let you visit your friends or family as long as he’s there. 

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

eh, he’s about 50/50. he can be very patient with you or be ticked off almost immediately. more than likely tho, he’ll deal with your shit most days. the days that he doesn’t, it’s probably bc he had already probably had a bad day and you’re just making shit worse. 

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

if you die, rengoku won’t move on and like i said before, he’d probably commit sleep forever. if you escape, he’ll spend the rest of his days looking for you. regardless if you escape or die, he won’t move on. you’re his and you will remain that way important person in his life. 

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

to a certain point, he’d feel guilty. i think the only thing eating him up is the unethical part in all of this. the fact that he’s basically abducted you and refuses to let you go. but will he ever let you go? absolutely not. you’d have to kill him before that happens. 

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

i see the only way this happening is bc of his life. his childhood wasn’t the greatest but it wasn’t exactly the worst so idk, i think more than anything it was out of curiosity and probably seeing others do it that make him snap. 

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

if rengoku isn’t at fault for making you upset, he’s HEARTBROKEN. he doesn’t like seeing you that way and he’ll find the person that did it and make them pay for it. HOWEVER, if he was the cause of it, he almost turns into a wall and brushes it off, probably murmuring that you deserved whatever it is that made you cry. 

U -Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

honestly no. he wouldn’t only bc he’s very much the person that finds the classics of being a yandere as the only way to do it. anything like killing your darling or along those lines are way to extreme for him and he doesn’t like it when others step out of line. 

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

SENJURO RENGOKU. his little brother is also his world and i think if you catch kyojuro in a situation where you can exploit senjuro, he might give in but honestly, it probably won’t hurt and it’ll be worse for you when he finally has you alone. 

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

like i said before, only if it was necessary. he wouldn’t ever intentionally hurt you if you didn’t deserve it. he doesn’t like seeing you hurt and he hates seeing you cry so only if it came to you being a brat would he then actively physically punish you. 

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

ehhhhhh, not really. he sees this relationship as 50/50 however he did kinda worship you when he wasn’t your boyfriend/husband but he would go different lengths in order to win you over. he doesn’t really care what he has to do, he will make you his whether you like it or not. 

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

tbh, it doesn’t take long before he snaps. if he sees you going out with someone and he feels like you might leave him, that’ll be a point. if he sees you being too free, that might be another point. in general, less than a year before he snaps. hell, less than half a year. 

Z - Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

mentally, YES! physically, if he needed to. but not to the point where he’s killed you. 

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[incarnateirony]

Yo Mount Pleasant, you may have turned off javascript to avoid one part of my countertrolling but you realize I can still see your insane amount of accesses right. And the rest of your details. right. ...Right? You. You realize that, right?

Your commitment of the sum of your life to trying to find a way to troll my blog is both impressive and secondhand embarrassing. I don't know why you expect me to be anything but flattered at reading your 112 listed accesses in the last few days. Broooooooo.

did it really take you motherfuckers a goddamn week to figure out to turn off javascript, and you STILL think you can come out with a win from this, what the genuine fuck.

m e d i c a t i o n

all this because Vinnie couldn't keep her retarded mouth shut about her blatant assumptions so you guys committed to spending a week getting dragged through the dirt face-down to prove... something.

Protip, if you're now violently clicking around your browser figuring out what ELSE to turn off so I can't see your shit, good luck, the internet itself will become nonfunctional to you when you do, which is a very hilarious length for yall to go to.

So for all of your hot nonsense the last week getting rickrolled on automation, has it occurred to you absolute inbred dumbfucks that you never had shit and got led down moron hill by queen retard yelling nonsense, or is the attempt to disprove that what is making yall persist while proven wrong time and again.

cuz lemme tell you "inbred dumbfucks that never had shit getting led down moron hill by queen retard yelling nonsense" just about sums up the entire fandom history of anyone dumb enough to believe a word from the evil incest cow.

We go back to Point A: Ignoring you dumb, useless motherfuckers that exist only to tax on world resources and use valuable air does not mean you are winning or tricking anyone, it just means you're underneath someone so fucking far it's comedy. And this is just on the whole "URURURURUR I USA DA PROXY" dipshittery. That says NOTHING about WHY you and your fandom noise are so below me, but I think your desperate attempt to disprove to YOURSELVES while I don't even say direct what it is for you to attack livelihoods with comes from that. Bro. Just get over it. You lost. You've lost this game. You've lost the battles. And you absolutely lost the war, now you're just shitting on the battlefield crying trying to find something to win by despositing turds everywhere. When will it sink in y o u l o s t e v e r y t h i n g. y o u a r e p o w e r l e s s. y o u d o n ' t m a t t e r. y o u a r e o u t c l a s s e d. These repurcussions are, in fact, entirely the fault of Vinnie and the retard incest gang's hostilities compiled on themselves for years, there is no coming back, thanks for the Reason to Stay and even the momentum you unwittingly gave us at times. COPE. JESUS CHRIST.

Yall truly condemned yourselves to losing everything to a trans gamer catboy who gave no fucks beyond wanting to piss you off. I never cared about your conventions. I never cared about your actor worship. I just cared about facts and change and you did not fucking comprehend what you were doing to yourselves for years.

I'm going back to writing the gay dragon porn I've been posting between writing this, while you all claw around trying to find some new way to pretend to have leverage.

I know your parents told you that you can do whatever you wanna do and be whatever you wanna be when you grow up but yall missed the memo that it comes by way of actually gaining skills. Googling proxies and trolling for years online aren't skills. They're wastes of your already pointless lives. You aren't communications majors, you aren't marketing managers, you aren't socmed keyholders, you aren't producers, you have no earthly tangible understanding of the corporate media world even in any fractal part much less the whole, you've never worked for a large studio, you all just rumor bullshit to each other off of google blurbs you're too illiterate and biased to really understand. Your capability in understanding media events is even lower than your understanding of the internet. It's time to accept that.

and before you try to console yourselves that you, idk, annoyed me or something, this is what my conversation looks like with my friends

Vinnie wants so bad to chase out the trans man but is so powerless she can't even do THAT because he walked out on his own after setting everything she loved on fire and hitting her in the face 20 times a day from other sources while they waste a literal week of life getting rickrolled, god FUCKING bless you, you dumb cunt. Chew on my messaging for all eternity now. I promise you don't have to stalk my blog to even see it!

Also no, coming from google doesn't fucking save you either lmfao

m o r o n s

dunning-kruger ass yeehaws

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[nolongerslayinghere]

Yo what the fuck put that back

 I got fucking quarantined 

Authors note: I g o t a t w i t t e r

me twitter <- Theres the link if u want it

anyways heres my interpretation of you texting the genshin boys but you sent them something cursed on accident so yea

Part 1 

 T H E  M O N D S T A D T  B O Y S 

Diluc-

y/n: yo wheres the chicken nuggets

red hot candy: ....

red hot candy: ??????????

red hot candy: what the fuck is that

red hot candy: DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME ON READ BITCH

y/n:

red hot candy: Y/N ARE YOU OK AJKSHDKSAD WHAT THE FUCK

y/n: mentally no, physically also no

red hot candy: well no shit but whats this

y/n: WAIT SHIT THAT WAS THE WRONG IMAGE KAHDJKSAHDAJF I MEANT TO SEND THIS ONE

red hot candy : eye- 🏃‍♀️💨

y/n: no bitch you cant run 🤺

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Kaeya-

y/n: where tf you at 🧍‍♂️

kayayayayayay:

yo what the fuck

y/n: you didnt anwer my question pussy

kayayayayayay: i'm literally hiding from what ever the fuck THAT IS

y/n: ????? w hat

kayayayayayay:

why is this saved on your phone, it looks like fucking diluc

y/n: don't you disrespect diluc like that ever again

y/n: . . . . . YO WRONG IMAGE KAJSDKASDJ SORRY I MEANT THIS ONE

kayayayayayay: no

y/n: rude smh 😞✋

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Albedo-

Æ: Is there anything, you want from the market?

y/n:

uh yea can I get the fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh p̴̡͔̲̟̽͌̉̚ȉ̷͇̻̠̽̽͌̀͂̾͋z̵̜̳̻͂z̸̛͖̒́̐̒̈́ą̸̡̓̊̎̆̃̐͐̚͠͠ ̷̧̜̠́͆̇͗͋͒̍͝ȑ̶̼͕̜͑o̶̡̟̝͉̰̓̋̾̚͝l̵̥͈̖͎͚͔̳̲̖̲̀l̵̟̞̻̺̪̼͕̈́͋̔̀̚͝͝s̵̹̲̞͌̄̆

Æ: I-. y/n whats that?

y/n: whats what

Æ: THAT THING YOU SENT

y/n: whats wrong??

Æ:

WHATS THIS YOU SENT

y/n: MASDJKSAHEWNFUJKAHAHA I MEANT TO SENT THIS

AHJSKDHSAJK I’M SORRY 

Æ: 

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Venti-

i am the wind man the wind is delicious: Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WE RAN OUT OF FUCKING FOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am the wind man the wind is delicious: ANSWR SHDFJKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

y/n: jesus fucking CHRIST 

y/n: what you want 

venti: a p l e 

y/n;

ight i amma go get u some a̶͔͉̳͋̑̚͜͝ͅp̵̡̹͉̦̳̜̗̟̣̝̌̀̑̌͛̑̚̕̕p̴̨̡̝͖̿͘l̴̼̫͕͔̮͇͓͕̈́͌̎͊͛̈͑̉̇͝ͅḛ̸̡̧̻͚͎͎̌̒̀

i am the wind man the wind is delicious: when you bump your elbow on the table

y/n: w h a t 

i am the wind man the wind is delicious: you must be even dumber than i thought 

dumb bitch you sent this 

y/n:  i did???? y/n: OMG WAIT I DID I  DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND THAT ONE HAHA I MEANT TO SENT THIS 

i am the wind man the wind is delicious: understandable have a nice day

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Razor-

y/n: r a z o r you remind me of this 

on all levels except physically i am a wolf: what? how?

y/n: wydm how it decribes you perfectly 

on all levels except physically i am a wolf: ?????? I dont know how but I doesn’t look, or act like me.

y/n: your literally a wolf 

on all levels except physically i am a wolf: you sent this 

y/n: ASDHJASKJHFNGERTUIH64JKL3EJWRGTMOI4YKLJTUIOLKNJEIUJKRH 

y/n: WRONG IMAGE OMG WOLF MAN IM SORRY 

y/n: 

on all levels except physically i am a wolf: :0 that is me. And it’s ok :) we all make mistakes

y/n: like me dating you 

on all levels except physically i am a wolf: 

y/n: good 

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EDIT: NOOO I FORGOT BENNETT I’LL DO HIM IN PART 2 I FORGOT HIM ASHDJKSHFNSUIKJHRNFUIJKEHNUKJ SORYRYXCBVJS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this took to long for how stupid it is 

i ate half a jug of croutons while making this anyways this was long but i hope you liked it

#diluc #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #kaeya #genshin #genshin impact #genshin memes #razor #albedo #venti #venti x reader #venti x you #diluc x you #kaeya x you #albedo x reader #cursed image

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Omi Alphabet

Tumblr ate this the first time lets see if it goes up this time

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he's very sweet, he'll clean you up and ice anything that is looking red and ready to bruise. he learns what you like pretty quickly and just sticks to that.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he really likes his arms and hands. they are so big and powerful, they can do so much damage, wonderful.

on you, your mouth. your lips are so soft and you always taste so fucking good, you can also do the nastiest things with your mouth, he loves it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he cums so much, just everywhere all over the place, his balls are so big it would be weird if he didn't produce this much cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he seems to have a bad habit of catching you with your skirt flipped up or catches you in your underwear in other ways, he doesn't do it on purpose but it happens all the time it makes him feel gross but he isn't exactly complaining.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he knows what he's doing, he's probably had sex with every serious partner he's been with and then some random one-night stands or BDSM play partners.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves to fuck you from behind, specifically pushing you down over random bits of furniture and fucking you. there is something primal about it that really turns him on

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

please Omi isn't goofy out of the bedroom he's very serious in the bedroom he takes his lovemaking very seriously.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very neat, there is a little triangle of hair right above his dick the rest is clean-shaven.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It very much depends on the mood he's trying to set, if cold passionless fucking gets you off then fine, but if you've had a hard day he will worship you and lavish every part of your body in attention and love.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

not often, but sometimes, it's not really a sexual thing for him as weird as that sounds he mostly just does it to relieve stress if he's turned on masturbating isn't going to help as much as fucking you is.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM really its rules and punishments that get him off, whether he's setting them or not. Please tell him exactly how to eat you out and hit him if he gets it wrong. he'll put your hands above your head and torture you with overstim if you move them, he loves the control.

humiliation play he loves to degrade you and make you cry, just grind you into the dirt and make you feel like shit and like you're lucky he's even putting his dick near you, what makes it all the better of course is that you are into it too.

public sex. He's so fucking nasty he wants everyone to know who you fucking belong to. He'll never actually get caught but it turns him on to think about it, you two have definitely gone at it in the locker rooms.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He loves to fuck you in the living room, just bend you over any and everything, and just go wild, honestly, there probably isn't a place in your apartment you haven't fucked.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you get out of the shower. your skin is dewy and kinda glows with the steam, he likes watching the water fall down your body and hey, you're already naked under that towel...

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Omi is just not into brat taming, he's just bad with brats. like you'll sass him and tell him "make me" and he's just lost because he thought that he was making you by asking.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn't really like oral tbh it just doesn't get him going the same way fucking you does. but he absolutely loves going down on you, he loves how sensitive you are and how he can get you wet just by whipping his mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he tries so hard to go slow and pace himself but he loses himself almost instantly and just rams himself inside of you as fast and as hard as he can.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he doesn't like them, the build-up is less and so is the reward, the only time he really likes Quickies is if you're sleepy but not quite asleep and need a quick orgasm to put you to sleep.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's pretty open about what he likes and he is willing to do what you're into if it's something he hasn't done before, and he certainly likes it when you are experiencing firsts but he's pretty hard set on his limits if he's already said no to something you won't be able to change his mind.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

stg I say this every time but these volleyball player motherfuckers have stamina for days. he could fuck you all night if that's what you want, anything for his baby.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

oh so many Omi loves toys, cuffs, gags, ropes, vibrators, plugs, everything you could imagine, and only about half of them are for you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

oh, he's a bastard. he will tease you for hours on end if you let him. He likes yo bring you to the edge of orgasm before stopping, over and over again until you're crying.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

not very loud in bed, his dirty talk is nasty but that's it until he's about to cum then he lets out this low breathy moan and Jesus Christ it gets you every time.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

one time he fucked you so hard that you start crying and he just sorta... licked your cheek? like lapped that tear right up and like you fucking wailed, it turned you both on so much. but neither of you talked about it afterwards so he's not sure if you really liked it or if he crossed a line, so he's like kinda dropped it, but god he wants to do it again so bad.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

uh big dick. long and curved upwards with a pretty pink tip. seven or so inches long and as thick as a fucking coke can uh I love him

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty average, it seems like he only gets supper horny when he's away on over seas games you bet your ass that he ruins you when he gets home.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's fine like maybe he's drained but he can wait up for you, he likes to cuddle after sex and he's more than happy if you fall asleep in his arms but he always waits for you to be asleep before he nods off.

#sakusa kyoomi x reader #sakusa x you #sakusa x reader #omi omi x reader #omi x reader #haikyuu!! #sakusa x reader smut

[capsizedskeleton]

ECLIPSE LAKE HUH

- BELOS FACE REVEAL IN THE COLD OPEN?? BEFORE THE ACTUAL EPISODE???? HM/????

- what’s that fucking sludge bro it looks like a magic version of what we’ve seen coming out of belos’ mask before and also what’s on his face

- say what is up with his monstrous form

- is it like eda with another beast inside of him or

- im getting off-track

- sick luz her friends taking care of her amity being protective and saying GIRLFRIEND

- cat palisman hell yeah! i want more backstory on it tho

- AAA

- hunter talking to his palisman right after he’s like “i don’t understand you” is like. kind of cute and also kind of sad that boy just needs a companion yknow

- amity’s abomination bottle. abominottle? abottle? fhjksdfs

- everyone’s outfits are so cute!

- bro just like. group dynamic lol

- look at these good expressions jfhskf

- on a darker note hunter and amity desperate to prove themselves holy shit

- this shouldn’t be relatable pt. who knows at this point of this episode

- they’re still frighteningly similar even after amity’s character development

- love seeing hunter be a little shit again. “byEEEEE”

- the little cat phones and the messages!! yeah!!

- HARPY EDA BABEY

- LOVE the effect on her voice

- when amity realizes luz’s messages (which were v smart btw) and just “ofc it’s luz we’re talking about’ and breaks into a smile. So Good.

- bro the moment right before the fight. hunter. that’s. a bit too relatable but christ.

- fear of not being needed and therefore not wanted go brrrr....

- amity reaches out!

- the mOMENT i saw the key falling out of amity’s jacket i was like. oh no. 

- im. hello. fight scenes are so GOOD

- ANIMATION QUALITY THE MUSIC THE TIMING THE AAAAAA

- THE EMOTION IN IT AS WELL

- AND AMITY USES HER ABOMINATION MAGIC IN A WAY SIMILAR TO THE COVEN HEAD WHICH. LEGEND BEHAVIOR. SPECTACULAR.

- JUST *SHIELD* *SHIELD* *SHIELD* *PUNCH* YEAAAHHH LET’S GOOOO

- HUNTER’S REALLY GOT GOLDEN MAGIC AS THE GOLDEN GUARD NOW HUH

- i am probably horrible to watch toh with for the first time bc i just. replay seconds of the fight scenes over and over again.

- jesus christ i love well-timed and plot-related fights

- the poses they end up at the end of it. amity fighting from below is such a good angle

- hunter’s desperation in GIVE ME THAT KEY 

- luz mushroom head fhjskfs

- “my AWESOME GIRLFRIEND” DANA, TOH TEAM I OWE YOU MY LIFE

- EVEN WITH ALL THE FANFICS I DONT THINK ANYONE COULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS

- amity’s plan to crack the key!! nice! so each have important bits yknow

- hunter and his cardinal at the end 🥺 

- the backgrounds the music the jokes the character dynamics were all so good this ep

- even if everyone went insane theorizing over it and a lot of predictions went unmentioned (the coven head vision? connection to amity’s necklace?)

- amity. girlboss (affectionate)

- it is so nice to see how despite the fact amity still has problems with her self-worth her magic and her approach to relationships has grown a Lot

- g i r l f r i e n d s❣️❣️💕

#weekly toh routine: watching an ep takes an hour bc i scream about it on tumblr and look at other ppl's posts and replay the best parts #it's so cool that a show is giving us such lore and complexity and magic but also relationships and #Found Family #maybe ill write fluff for this #the show's canon is already so good #toh #toh spoilers #amity blight #toh hunter #the golden guard #luz noceda #edalyn clawthorne #king clawthorne #where the hell is my #willow park #episode #eclipse lake #wlw #HOW was eda's requiem two weeks ago #i have been imbued with so much Story #and i am feeling Great #ty owl house for a Prize at the end of my work day #it's just so good.

[vicious-vixxxen]

Mermaid!Kirishima X Male Reader

((Lost the original ask who prompted this, but here’s a little Mermaid!Kirishima to start the prompts off here! Thank you again for being the first to send in an ask, I appreciate it so much! And such a fun and interesting one to kick things off with, so manly! <3))

You’d almost fallen asleep. Again. Jesus Christ. Groaning, you stretched your limbs out as far as they’d reach- stifling a cry as your joints popped, and you became a puddle against the wooden dock you were laid across. The soft plap-plap of the waves beneath you very nearly lulling you under once again. Opening your eyes finally, you raised your arm to block out the harsh mid afternoon rays, and to check your watch for the time. Nearly four. He was late. “Where the hell are you, sharkboy,” You grumbled, sitting up, and stretching your arms out for a second time, stretching them for all they were worth, before slumping over and scrubbing at your tired eyes. Wincing slightly at the soft burn of your palms against your cheeks. Fuck. No sunblock. Of course. You’d be confused with a lobster by the time you went home and scooped up in a net for dinner if you didn’t apply any. Chancing a glance around the open ocean around you, spotting hues of blue after hues of blue- but no red- you sighed, tugging off your sweat soaked tank top- shoving it into your bag with the rest of your things, before retrieving your sunblock, and squirting a liberal amount into the palm of your hand. Slapping them together afterwards to smear it around, before hiking a leg up to begin applying it. The soft scent of coconut filled the air around the dock, and mixed with the salty scent of the seafoam below the dock, it reminded you of Kirishima. How enamored he’d been the first time he spotted you out here, doing just as you were now. The scent, the sight. Long tanned legs, short board shorts, no top. He’d been drooling, it was a whole adorable thing. Of course, you absolutely flipped your shit the first time you saw him. He wasn’t exactly the most subtle creature to catch a glimpse of, especially when he reared up to apologize- fins fanning out, causing you to nearly have a heart attack. You knew of mer-people, of course, but no one had seen any in these parts in decades. You certainly hadn’t. Not in your lifetime. First time for anything, though, you supposed. He’d wandered too far from his pod, and gotten curious of the handsome human male spread out like a buffet on the docks. If there was one thing to be said about Eijiro, it was that he was too curious for his own damn good. Something that both endeared you, and frustrated the fuck out of you. You hardly noticed, so caught up in your thoughts of the creature, the sound of the water breaking- the soft creak of the dock straining beneath the merman's grip as he hoisted himself up quietly, laying flat on his stomach just a few feet away. Eyes wide as saucers, red irises glinting mischievously as he tried to stick to his plan. Thwarted only by all the bare expanse of skin you were showing off. Tan, and soft looking. Soft to the touch, too, Kirishima thought suddenly, mouth too full of saliva as he recalled the feel of your skin beneath his webbed fingers. Shaking himself from his awed stupor, Kirishina grinned- all sharp teeth, as he shimmied across the dock, long tail swishing excitedly beneath the water, where it hung low from the dock. Already aware of his tardiness, Kirishima wasted no time lunging for you when he was close enough- laughing boisterously as you shrieked, and began swatting blindly at him. “You asshole! How many times have I told you /NOT/ to do that?” Y/N Shouted, initial panic already seeping away, as he was rolled over beneath Kirishima- the merman's soggy red spikes haloed by the sun’s rays, making him look….positively angelic. The fucking heathen. “You’re an absolute menace to both land and sea society Kirishima- no, no don’t fucking kiss me, I’m mad at you. Take your fishy kisses somewhere else, they will not be accepted here!” Y/N continued to shout, laughing suddenly as Kirishima nuzzled and raked his teeth along the soft expanse of your neck, webbed fingers digging just this side of rough into your sides, to elicit a fit from you. “L-Lemme g-go you smelly s-sardine! Ah-ahah! S-shit, i’m gonna p-piss myself if you don’t-ah!- stop! Kiri, please, mercy, mercy!” You cried, tears in your eyes as Eijiro wrapped your legs around his broad hips- shifting his scales downwards, as to not scrape you. Cradling you in his arms, his elbows against the dock, to shift you both upwards just a bit. Toothy grin as bright as ever as he gave in, and finally looked at you. Kirishima swore he could look at you forever. Your bright, twinkling E/C eyes, the soft, sun bleached tips of your hair. The curve of your nose. The curve of your /lips/. Especially the curve of your lips. “You can’t just show up late and expect me to be all hugs and kisses, that’s not fair,” You pouted, despite the smile you couldn’t help forming on your face. Ankles hooked just at the small of Kirishima’s back, where waist met scales. One hand splayed across the creatures back, the other finding its way deep in the crop of damp hair atop his head. Fingernails digging gently into the base, in that sweet spot that always had Kiri mewling if you scratched long enough. “Mm, i’m sorry, baby shark,” Kiri cooed, snickering at the eye roll he could practically sense, as he dipped his face back down against your neck, and kissed. “-It was my turn to lead the roundup for dinner. You know how long it takes to completely swarm a school of flounder? Little bastards shoot off in different directions. So yummy,” he paused, nipping at your earlobe, causing you to tense, “-but so difficult to catch. Like, but also kind of unlike, another little fish I know.” “A man of a thousand sweet talks.” You were already putty in the merman's hands, and you both knew it. Didn’t mean you had to advertise it. “I am sorry, baby shark. I tried to hurry, but you know how Denki can be. He gets a little zapped if he exerts himself too much on the hunt. We all gotta get him back to the cove in one piece after that, and he’s such a squirmer, so...ya know,” Kirishima shrugged, arms tightening just barely around your middle, as he leaned back, smile less predatory, and more sincere now, as he pressed your foreheads together gently. “Apology accepted...I guess,” You mumbled finally, breaking the creature's gaze, only to flick your gaze down to his plump, bitten lips. One drop of saltwater still clinging to his cupid's bow. “I missed you, dude,” Kiri whispered finally, blush painting his pale face, as he pressed chaste kisses to your cheeks, and chin. Peppering them all over afterwards as you began to giggle. “Missed you too,” You sighed, closing your eyes, and angling your head to catch Kirishima’s lips in a soft kiss. Just a press of them together, no real urgency. You had the rest of the evening, and long after sunset to spend together. There’d be plenty of time for rough, heated kisses below the docks. When you lost your trunks, and Kiri started losing control of the sharpness of his scales. Leaving small pricks and scrapes over your inner thighs, from how you’d going to his hips. Only to have the merman lay you out on the dock under the stars, and kiss them all better. Webbed hands spread wide over your stomach, your hips. Trailing down your thighs, up, and around… “Whoa now,” Kirishima whistled, pulling back to glance down between you, and you huffed. “Don’t get cocky, asshole. I haven’t seen you in almost a week, give me a break.” Hooking your chin over the merman's shoulder, you rolled your eyes once more at Kirishima’s little giggles. Mesmerized by the expanse of muscle in his back. Gaze trailing down between Kirishima’s shoulder blades. Down the small of his back, where his hips dipped first inwards, then back out. Hips filling out below his scales, bright red at the tips, and a deep obsidian at the base, where they met his flesh. Similar to the hair atop his head. Unhooking one of your feet, you ran your toes down along the soft, slippery surface of his tail, as far as you could go, before bringing it back up. Noting the shiver down Kirishima’s spine, and grinning. “Never gets old, does it?” “No, nope. Absolutely not. You make my tail feel like it’s gonna shake right off,” Kirishima groaned, planting his plans on either side of you now, caging you in as you rested back against the dock. “Should probably get that checked out by a doctor.” “Asshole.” “See if I give you the gummy worms in my backpack now.” “....did I mention how much I love you yet?” “That’s what I thought, seaweed brain.” You laughed, flinching back with a frown as Kirishima nipped at the air in front of your face playfully- reaching back for your brag, to draw out the large bag of gummy worms you’d already opened, when waiting for the merman to arrive. Grabbing one out of the pack, and holding it up between two fingers for Kirishima to slurp up. Humming contentedly as he chewed, and you simply smiled. “Love you,” You whispered, feeding him another- watching as he slowed in his chewing, before gulping audibly, and leaning down close. “Love you too. Beautiful boy.” ((Thank you again to the wonderful prompter who asked for this, I had a blast writing it!))

#eijiro kirishima x reader #eijiro kirishima x male reader #kirishima x reader #kirishima x male reader #bnha x male reader #mha x male reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader