#and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then'

[hitsugaya-toushirou]

If I can ask, what reads do you dislike from the fandom? It's ok if you don't want to answer, I was just curious.

I'm so sorry anon this ended up being extremely disjointed and kind of stream of consciousness 😭

In general there's too many to count honestly, but in reference to that post I made 👇

It's umm. Very bewildering to me to act like Ichigo is depressed in the Fullbring arc because he's living a normal life, instead of that y'know... He's powerless? More powerless than he's ever been in his whole life even? He didn't just lose the powers he gained over the series and get reset to zero, it went beyond that and he even lost the ability to see ghosts, which he's probably had since he was born.

Not only did he have to grapple with that, he was kind of uhh isolated? From the spiritual stuff. Rukia never visited in a gigai (she has a job to do I get it lol). His dad never feels the need to explain ANYTHING to him, leaving him open to Ginjou's manipulation. Urahara obviously has not been keeping contact with him seeing how Ichigo was so suspicious of Karin at his shop. (Neither of them stopping Tsukishima from attacking his friends and family is a whole other can of worms.) Watching his friends go off and fight Hollows while he has to sit there unable to do a thing? It's lonely. It's depressing. That's why he fell prey to such a shady group like Xcution! He was desperate for even a shred of his former power!

And you have to remember that the first half of Bleach before the timeskip takes place over... 6 months-ish? Give or take. Ichigo was constantly fighting for his life, or his soul, or his friends lives, or the worlds. He never actually got to rest with just the security of having his powers in his life lol.

Ah, it's also very funny to me to think Ichigo would join the Gotei when he dies lol. Like that is just nooot a good choice for him to make. If he was smart it would play out like this:

Gotei 13: Omg Ichigo u finally died! We have a spot open just for u!! 🤗

Ichigo: ...I'm a substitute tho 😐

And then he goes and kicks it in Rukongai with all his homies. Like obviously he'll visit plenty to hang out and give them a hand with things, but he shouldn't enlist. Could you imagine?

Let's just put him in two canon situations.

"Ichigo we need you to go slaughter an entire race of people because they won't do as they're told, and are making our jobs harder. We are giving up on diplomacy and going full genocide babey! Men, women, helpless children and elderly and all!" or "Hey! Things are kinda out of wack Ichigo :/ Can you go slaughter a bunch of Rukongai citizens to level things out? About 28,000. Thankies 😚"

Even if it's for the so-called "greater good" do you think he would do it? Absolutely not.

Okay so now what? Is he committing treason by refusing? Is he getting jailed? Is he fighting all his friends now to stop them from killing innocent people? Is he throwing a coup?

Being a Shinigami is NOT just cleansing Hollows, and Ichigo would have a deep moral opposition to a lot of it.

Like there's a group that's straight up assassinating people, and everyone knows it lol. There are people jailed not because they have committed any crime, but because maybe they could be dangerous some day. Who even knows what fully constitutes as dangerous? There's people like Mayuri obviously, but who's to say someone who advocates for switching to a new system of government isn't considered dangerous? And all we've seen is likely just the tip of the iceberg.

And to say Ichigo would change it all... Ichigo changed the hearts of the upper echelon of the Gotei a little bit but guess what... They're not in charge!!! The Seireitei is an aristocracy-based militia. The Central 46 make the rules, the Central 46 dole out the punishments. These rich haughty people who only care about their own self-interest are not gonna listen to Ichigo, they're not gonna be changed by him. So now what? Are we back to a coup? Lmao

Also like. On top of all that, for the entire series besides the epilogue, Ichigo is a teenager lol. I doubt he even understands the full workings of Japanese politics, let alone the intricacies of a feudal ghost aristocracy, that he only stepped foot in for... less than a month? And he was fighting tooth and nail for a large chunk of that lmao.

An entire government is just not something you can change with a punch or sword strike (Well I guess technically you could with a lot of sword strikes, but that's a tooon of bloodshed and not a route Ichigo would go down). Also like. It's not Ichigo's responsibility!!! It should not be on the shoulders of a child to overturn the corrupt layout of a world he doesn't live in!!!

I don't know where to end this so, apologies for the tangent <3

#asks #anon #sanpost kenjuu

[fl00rk1ller]

Snowball Fight! Mitsuo Kumatani x Reader

(Yeah uhh.. This is actually my first time fanfic writing. Although I may not be good at writing things, so please understand!)

(Kumatani's dialogue is bolded in black, Y/N's dialogue is colored in red!)

"You and Kumatani were walking down a street, with piles of snow. Then, you asked if Mitsuo wanted to have a snowball fight with him."

"Hey! Kumatani! There's some piles of snow here! Wanna have a snowball fight?"

You yelled out that question to Kumatani, as he was a bit far away from you, looking at a puddle of melted snow on the ground, showing a reflection of his face. Kumatani then turns around to you once you asked him that with a neutral face.

No, I don't want.

As you heard his answer "No", You decided to try to get him to play a snowball fight with you, you know it's a beautiful day out here and there's snow out here. But why won't Kumatani play a round of snowball fight with you?

Aww! But it will be fun! There's a lot of snow here and you're missing out the fun!

I don't care.

Kumatani then turns away from you. Apparently, he doesn't wanna be involved in your activity dealing with snow, but you're not giving up just yet, you still have a lot of fun to do with Kumatani. You're still gonna convince him to play a round of snowball fight with you.

You catch up to Kumatani, with a snowball on your right hand.

Look, Kumatani! A snowball! See? Look!

Huh...?

Kumatani then turned to you, questionized.

Look.. A snowball!

Catch this!

You then threw a snowball at Kumatani's face.

Oh you! I will get you! I know I will! Let's have a round of snowball fighting, then!

Kumatani then rolled up a snowball from the piles of snow that was on the ground, then he threw it at you but you completely missed it.

Haha! You missed!

You threw another snowball at Kumatani.. He laughed and he waa still getting another move this time.

Oh... Hehe... I will get you this time... Just wait and see...

Kumatani smiled, as he was going to really get you in this snowball fight this time.

Ohh.. You wouldn't! I bet I won't get snowballed by you any minute!

But.. You then turned around for a break, since you've wasted energy on throwing snowballs at Kumatani.

You turned around, and looked at the sky, taking a deep breath, also getting that fresh air as usual too.

Hmm... Fresh air!

Kumatani actually had an idea of what to do with you, and it was a really smart idea he came up with.

I know what to do with you, Y/N...

He giggled and smiled, as his idea was gonna be really funny.

Kumatani then rolled up a snowball from the piles of snow that was on the ground, once he was done, he was so ready to do something to you with it.

Hehe... I wonder what Y/N will say, Once I do this~

Kumatani then tried his best to sneak up to you, he was creeping up behind you, you actually didn't know he was doing that since you were busy with your break getting some of that fresh air you wanted.

Ahh, this fresh air! How beautiful, I love being in the outside like this!

Once Kumatani was behind your back, he pulled your coat back and dropped the snowball inside your coat, you froze as he did that.

OhH- HEY! HOW COULD YOU?

Hehe, see? I told you I would get you.

Your back felt wet after that, as the snowball melted inside your back very fast.

DAMN YOU, KUMATANI!

I told you, I would get you... You're so funny when I got you like that!

I mean, it was pretty funny of course, after all you did get me quite good...

Of course I did, now why don't we have another snowball fight?

Okay, sure! I bet you I will win this time!

Got you on that one! Whoever loses has to suffer the consequences!

Haha! I'll win this time and I'm sure you know it!

Kumatani laughed, then you two just continued with your snowball fights. You had so much fun on such a snowy day, and you and Kumatani enjoyed the fun together like this.

(Part 2 coming out soon~)

#life lessons with uramichi oniisan #kumatani mitsuo #mitsuo kumatani #uramichi oniisan

[hanako-san]

I’m not really a fan of #hananene

1 I read but not really interested or liking romance ( it alien to me)

2 I’ve read tumblr posts explaining what their opinion on the ship or explain so far relationship and the thing I understand so far is , yes they love each other obviously 🙄, but the way they sorta treat each other uhh 🤔 I think it not in right nor best and I actually love how AidaIro is able hide it behind the cheery fun tones ( the picture perfect arc is a good example ) there other moments too but the point is I think they need to work on themselves with what other issues they have then maybe have a chance working on the relationship if that even make sense. Even that art of hanako with the yellow tulips gives hints about it because from what people search yellow tulips can symbolize a one sided love ( is it hanako, nene?) possibly both some how. I have trouble explaining my own thoughts yet still more I want to talk about but for now I’ll leave it at that. If you’re reading this than thank you.

I'm glad there are more people who don't like this couple. These two shouldn't be together. Yashiro doesn't deserve Amane. I used to rooting for them, but that was a mistake. She treats him really bad and I don't like how it continues in later chapters "they both treat each other badly", only Amane doesn't treat her like she treats him. And honestly, she's the most problematic here. He gives 100%, and she not,she makes him apologize, she blames him for HER mistakes, she doesn't apologize. She is aggressive only towards him, with others she behaves differently, defenseless and She not giving too much positivity in this relationship, just more negativity. I woke up in p.p arc as she started bullying him knowing what she had done and then she didn't apologize like nothing happened, he asked her out on a date. FTW. She doesn't learn from her mistakes at all. The only thing she got out of the other's wish was that she "has to think"… bravo.

She defended him a few times, but that's not enough. She personally treats him much worse!

I gave her a chance but after chapter 86 I said "end" and chapter 91 only helped me understand that my decision was the right one.

As for Yashiro, the fact that AidaIro perfectly hide her offensive behavior by showing it as a joke or in a funny way.

Amane is a smart boy, he would understand his mistakes in the relationship, but her? Has she ever apologized to him? No.. she keeps blaming him and doesn't apologize. She is aggressive, she beats him. They literally should have isolated her from him because he didn't deserve a girlfriend like that.

When it comes to tulips, I think Kou? Although it could be Amane and Nene or even Teru… after all, he likes Aoi and Aoi loves Akane. It's really hard to tell.

As for romances, I'm not a big fan either, but I like them too… it depends on the story and the characters.

I will answer the questions… don't worry. It just takes me more time but if you ask a question I will answer 100%

P.s:

(Okay,I was slightly wrong, in pp arc she said"i'm sorry" but then she started acting aggressive again and at the end it looked like she didn't apologize to him because she beat him at the end of the arc and then went on in other chapters. she went ahead and wanted to punch him 71 then she started punching him 86 and she was ready to attack again and gave the order to "apologise" in 91 What is this?! She doesn't see anything wrong with what she's doing, she's only sorry for a moment, and then she behaves as usual and is aggressive towards him),it doesn't scare him for beating him, and that's violence. She is the abuser and Amane is her victim. Just because she has a cute face doesn't mean she's okay, her disgusting cuteness stopped working on me a long time ago and this ship is toxic and they shouldn't be together. I hope there's a way to save her life because it means they won't be together.

Seeing what's going on in this manga, I doubt it's going to change. I talk about her all the time because she doesn't understand anything, as if what happened before and how she behaves towards him doesn't matter to her and she doesn't see anything wrong with how she treats him, it's a pity that she behaves like a defenseless mouse when she's with the others and she's not so brave anymore (I know I repeated here,I wanted to express my point of view more clearly. I hope you don't mind)

I'm glad that it helped you to understand other people's opinion about this ship I honestly don't care about other people's opinions, I have my own and I will wholeheartedly be on Amane's side.

#scar-eyejolteon14 #my answers

[draftish]

Chapter 3: Wild Coincidences

Beatrix closed her eyes firmly and opened it again to check for the nth time that she isn't dreaming. She still wonders why the man in the video looks like her dad. She knew her curiosity would not stop until she asked questions about his brother.

"Edel, what was his name?"

"His name was Bancroft."

For some unknown reason, Beatrix was a little relieved that Edel's brother and her dad have different names. Maybe it is just a wild coincidence, perhaps an alternate version of her father if such a thing exists. So she let out a relieved laugh.

"Is there something funny?" Edel asked her.

"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just your brother who resembles my dad so much that I thought they were the same person."

Edel's face suddenly turns into an expression that everyone makes when they are in denial of something. "How old was your father when he died?"

"Uhh, thirty-five, I guess? I was just seven when... When he died." It's still painful to discuss, or just mention that her dad is gone.

"I don't think you can access it here. How about you go back to your world and download it? Then come back here to show me. Come with me." He stood up and walked towards the door.

"What-- Hey! Where are you going?!" Trix hurriedly follow Edel since she's too afraid to be left alone in this world.

"To Anita's. I have to see those photos."

"Do you really think my dad was your brother?"

"Of sort. Yes." He said while opening the glass door.

"How sure are you?"

"About 60%. I remember him mentioning he was planning to get married in another world but I never bothered asking the details because I was just six years old."

He wore his wrist device and spoke, "Hawthorne, please prepare the car to take us to Anita's shop. And please bring an extra WCD for our guest" (WCD- wrist communication device).

While on the way to Anita's, Edel is teaching her how to use the WCD.

"Okay, when you need to call me, what you should do?" Edel asked her to confirm whether or not she was listening to his instructions.

"Twist the outer part of the device and when I see it lit up, I'll touch the call button, which weirdly looked like two people talking, and twist again to look for your name, and then touch your photo to call you. Was that right, Jimmy Neutron?"

"Okay, great. But we still have to do something."

"What now, Mr. Einstein?"

"I have no idea if you are calling me the wrong name on purpose or you forgot my name already. Anyway, you need to learn how to turn off and on that device's location."

"This won't work in my world, right? Why do I need to turn off the location?"

"It will mess up the navigation system of this world. It might send wrong signals to our system and people in the control room might get suspicious."

"Control room? Like a surveillance system? I have so many questions right now!" Trix still don't understand but the car suddenly stopped and landed outside Anita's shop.

"I promise I will answer your questions once you come back, but first let me show you how to turn this off."

"Sure! I'm a fast learner!" Trix claimed with confidence

They spent a good hour learning to turn off the locator in WCD which was hideous to wear or just how Trix described it in her mind.

Trix entered the shop and was greeted by Anita.

"How was your first day as a traveller?" Anita asked her nicely.

"It was... Interesting."

"Going back to your world?"

"Yes. Uhh... What should I do to go back and forth?"

"Enter the shop alone. Or make sure the shop is empty so you can travel between worlds."

"Anita, I have a question about Edel's brother."

"I may know the answer."

"Who was Bancroft?"

Anita did not seem surprised when Trix asked that question. Trix made an impression that Anita was expecting the question even before she got in the shop.

"He was a traveller. Ever since he made a mistake, I haven't seen him in years.", Anita answered.

"What mistake did he make?"

"I think this is enough for today. Go home, young lady."

"Alright. See you tomorrow, Anita!"

Beatrix left the shop and entered her world. She looked around and everything is familiar. It felt comfortable having to see her world again. She walked towards the train station nearby. Her feet felt pain, she just realized she was wearing a four-inch heels since this morning when she went to go get her new phone and also go scarf shopping. She glanced at her phone, and saw it is already seven in the evening.

The reminder of her scheduled dinner with her room mate an hour from now popped up in her screen notification.

'I still have time to slip into something comfortable first.', she thought to herself.

[1950s themed diner somewhere in Earth 2030]

She arrived at the 50s themed diner where she and her roommate often study late at night. Well, most of the time, just Trix alone while her roommate is busy partying. This diner has booths where they could sit comfortably but still provide privacy. Trix let out a sigh. She misses school already. How she wished she could take the summer classes but she already took the only courses available this semester. And she only needs to take the required course next semester as a prerequisite to graduate.

"That's a deep thought!" A voice coming from a familiar person just made Trix to stop spacing out. She looked across the table and saw her room mate about to sit across her.

"Dahlia, I miss studying." Trix stated which made her room mate's eyes roll.

"And you're killing me, homie! Do you know what course I am taking?"

"Principles of Physics: Electromagnetism, Circuits, Waves, and Ray Optics?"

"Yes. That. Again! And I know you've already passed that course with me last semester so can you please do me a favor?"

"Okay?"

"Please give me your brain? You're going to graduate a year earlier because you've been taking more units than everyone and already finished your experimental research thesis last semester!"

Trix laughed at her friend's rambling. "If I could, I would. I guess I could just give you my notes and old exams. Will that be enough?"

"You are an angel!"

"So, can we order now?"

"Friday!" Dahlia called their favourite waitress to order their usual. Dahlia ordered roasted chicken with tortilla chips and salsa whilst Trix ordered baby back ribs with corn salad and mashed potatoes, this is what her dad used to make every Sunday morning he was with them. Their food arrived after a good twenty minutes.

"By the way, cute wristband! Where did you get that" Dahlia told her while they were in the middle of eating dinner.

"Just a gift from a friend."

Dahlia eyed her then displayed a playful smile. "A friend, huh? Gone for hours, and now you have a "friend"? Is that an arrangement of friendship with benefits? Where have you been anyway?" Dahlia knows all of Trix's friends and she knows no one among those would give something like a plain black wrist band.

"If the benefit is a new hideous wristband, sure. And will you please stop? He really is just a friend."

Dahlia's smile get wider. Trix knew Dahlia won't stop asking about it upon finding out it's a man. "So... he's a he!"

"No big deal. I think he knew my dad. So I'm sticking around just to get know my dad more."

"Sure sure, I believe you." Dahlia is shaking her head and while saying this which meant she thinks of the opposite of what she just said. "Anyway, Dan was asking about you. We are in the same class."

Dan is a guy who will always ask Trix out but always get rejected since Trix is afraid of guys who seemed into her way too much. Maybe it's a human nature to dislike those who like them, and like those who dislike them.

"Just tell him I am still not interested. I will never be interested."

"Come on, even just one date?" Dahlia seemed to like Dan for her. She's been setting Trix up on a date with different men but nothing worked out since Trix is always focused on her studies and physics and chemistry experiments.

"I'm busy. You know that."

"With that wristband guy?" Dahlia teased her again.

"Okay, that's it! No old notes for you, missy!" Trix jokingly said in an angry voice.

"Ay! Is that latest version?!" Dahlia noticed her phone.

"Yes, dear. Just got this baby this morning. It has two terabytes of memory space, 1500 megapixels camera, sixteen core processor, wireless charging--"

"Yes, I get it, you have great phone. I'm just here for the good image quality." Dahlia get Trix's new phone and took a photo of Trix and them together.

"Wow, girl we are glowing! Send me our pic later, okay?"

"Yes, remind me later." Trix also reminded herself she will download the photos of her father from the cloud.

The two girls finished their dinner and went to their apartment. As promised, Trix gave Dahlia her notes and old exams but in exchange, Dahlia will not be allowed to ask any questions about the new friend who gave Trix the ugly wristband.

Trix remembered her cloud photos so she went to her room to download it on her iPad. She thought it would be clearer if she would just bring her iPad to Earth 1880 (or she calls it E1880).

She plans to go back to E1880 tomorrow afternoon so she packed a few essential items and some snacks just in case foods in that world do not agree with her.

With all honesty, she kind of like the idea of being able to travel to another world. She wants to explore what it is like on the other side. She also wants to know more about her father, if Bancroft is really her father. She is still in denial of her father's death. She still wants to believe that her dad somehow survived the crash and is still alive somewhere. She'd fully believe it if only there wasn't a body found in the burnt car of her father.

Her laptop screen suddenly lit up notifying her that her downloaded files are complete. She viewed her memories with her dad. They would often sing together while her dad plays the piano. Her mom would always record a video of them while singing. She decided to play the last video of her complete family.

"Mom, dad, ready?" A young voice of Trix could be heard from the background while in the video, her dad was seated in front of their piano and her mom adjusting the microphone and seated beside her dad.

"Okay, ready!" Her mom said happily.

"Introduce yourselves, please." young Trix said

"Hi, I am Bobby!"

"And I am Tracy, and we are going to sing Location Unknown"

[Please listen to this song: Location Unknown by Honne (Brooklyn Session]

Trix could be heard clapping and squealing while her dad started to play the intro. Her mom sang her verse:

"Traveling places. I ain't seen you in ages but I hope you come back to me. My mind's running wild with you far away. I still think of you a hundred times a day"

Her mom have such a sweet voice. Trix haven't heard her mom sing this song anymore. Maybe she is too sad to sing this.

Her dad started to sing his verse:

"I still think of you too If only you knew. When I'm feeling a bit down, I don't wanna pull through. I look over your photograph and I think how much I miss you. I miss you

I wish I knew where I was 'Cause I don't have a clue. I just need to work out some way of getting me to you. 'Cause I will never find love like ours out here in a million years. A million years"

They looked so happy but the song seemed sad. My mom said dad would always travel and would be gone for months because of his job. Maybe that's why they chose to sing this song.

"My location unknown, tryna find a way back home to you again. I gotta get back to you gotta, gotta get back to you. My location unknown tryna find a way back home to you again I gotta get back to you gotta, gotta get back to you. I just need to know that you're safe given that I'm miles away on the first flight back to your side. I don't care how long it takes I know you'll be worth the wait On the first flight Back to your side"

Trix realized the video finished playing a long time ago. She misses her father. She misses seeing her mom looking this happy.

She cried so hard that the more she thinks of stopping herself from crying, the more the urge to cry. This is the first time she cried this hard. She would often hide the pain, even from herself. Maybe it's her system letting it all go.

She looked at the accident photos given by the investigation unit. Her dad is severely burnt that they could not even recognize him. There are lots of burnt stuff scattered every where.

Her dad is dead. She needs to accept that. Bancroft is just a person who looked like her dad and happened to be dead too. For the sake of Edel she still plans to go back his world to show him photos of her father. 'To finally give him closure that this is just a wild coincidence', she thought.

#alternate dimension #alternate universe #fantasy #reading #writeblr #my writing #spilled ink

[batarangsoundsdumb]

yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

#i love all of you guys so much thanks for all these asks #some of these are literally from march but fuck it #the day tumblr puts dates next to anon messages is the day i close my inbox crawl into a hole and die #it's such a basic task to answer asks but i don't want to bother anyone with asks clogging up their timeline #and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then' #so this is for you #also i deleted a few asks because it gives me mental pain to see my inbox go over 50 and it's almost at 100 #i was complaining about having too many asks to the-real-peter-parker like months ago and then i had 45 asks in my inbox #now it's amassed to going over 100 twice #but no i love all of you and you're great and you're all fantastic and i lvoe you #muchos kiss kiss #kiss kiss for my kiddies lvoe you #invincible spoilers #dc #dcu #dc comics #ask #anon #bataranswers #i really wanna try aguapanela now i'm gonna see if i can find panela somewhere and review it for you babes #uh yeah that's it #muchos gracias for all your questions babes

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, mentions of suicide and violence, descriptions of suicide (basically a brief description of what Baji did), suggestive

Baji: mkay I'm gonna ask them

Draken: why do you guys have no respect for people's privacy? it's their business not ours

Smiley: you're so fucking boring oh my god

Mikey: yeah Ken-chin it's not a big deal it's just a question🤕

Draken: A QUESTION THAT COULD MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE. LEAVE THEM ALONE

Draken: and Mikey I know you're only doing this cause they've been spending time with Takemichi

Draken: you literally threatened Inupi

Mikey: It wasn't threatening I just spoke the truth

Mikey: I found Takemichi first. So he's mine

Draken: HE'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE OWNED HES A HUMAN BEING WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Baji: *gasps*

Baji: has Draken finally figured out that Mikey is mentally ill and needs help😮

Mikey: haha you're so funny I laughed 😐

Smiley: I'm adding them

*Koko and Inupi have been added to the chat*

Inupi: oh

Inupi: hello

Koko: isn't this a captains and vice captains groupchat?

Koko: why are we here?

Baji: initial

Baji: *initially

Baji: *initiative

Baji: how tf do you spell it

Smiley: initiation??

Baji: yeah

Smiley: dumb bitch

Smiley: can't believe you got held back again, school just isn't for some people ig

Mikey: YOU GOT HELD BACK AGAIN?

Baji: stfu

Baji: you try getting 2 fatal stab wounds and being in a coma for 4 months. fuck you guys

Mitsuya: and he went to jail

Baji: nah they put me in a psych ward since they considered it a suicide attempt, which was kinda unnecessary imo

Draken: ...because it was

Mitsuya: you stabbed yourself in the stomach with the intention of dying

Mitsuya: it was a suicide attempt...

Koko: uhh

Koko: should we go...?

Inupi: yeah we don't really know what you guys are talking about

Mikey: we just wanted to ask you guys a question

Draken: istg

Mikey: what are you gonna do Ken-chin??🤨

Mikey: exactly, nothing so stfu <3

Draken: I'll fuck you

Mikey: ...I mean

Mikey: not gonna say no to that 😇

Draken: *up

Draken: I'll fuck you up

Draken: wait what

Mikey: ...

Mikey: uhhhhhhh

Baji: LMAO CAUGHT IN 4K

Smiley: you guys are getting off topic

Angry: I don't think this is a good idea Smiley

Baji: fuck it I'm tired of waiting

Baji: Koko, Inupi

Baji: are y'all homosexuals

Baji: and are y'all in love with each other??

Smiley: surprised you could spell all that

Koko: ......pardon?

Smiley: who the fuck says pardon

Smiley: now I know he's gay

Smiley: gay people can't talk normally

Smiley: instead of saying "that's cool" they'll say "it's slaying absolute penis"

Smiley: true story I heard Hanma say that

Mikey: Hanma isn't normal, we don't talk about him

Inupi: I-

Inupi: ❓

Smiley: stop acting like you're confused answer the question

Draken: they're being dicks you guys don't have to answer the question

Mikey: Ken-chin you're being homophobic

Mikey: If you guys are gay I'ma need you to understand that Takemichi's already taken so like stay away from him <3

Koko: we're not gay

Inupi: .....yeah

Inupi: not gay

Inupi: and not in love with each other

Inupi: yeah

Baji: it's not like we're making fun of you everyone in Tomans a lil gay

Baji: like me, Chifuyu and Kazutora are in a polycule

Draken: wow okay, didn't know that

Baji: Mitsuya and Hakkai are together

Draken: i-

Draken: really???

Draken: why dont you guys tell me these things

Baji: Mikey's says him and Takemichi are together but I don't believe him tbh

Mikey: 🤨

Koko: we're not gay, and we're not in love lol

Inupi: mhm

Baji: I don't believe you

Mitsuya: Baji let it go

Draken: I just think you guys should tell me these things

Draken: I didn't know Hakkai and Mitsuya were dating

Mitsuya: we were keeping it on the downlow cause y'all are assholes and you ruin everything

Baji: I won't deny that

Draken: it's true you guys do ruin everything

Mikey: ok I'm gonna head over to Takemichi's house Ken-chin come over

Draken: why? you just said you're going to Takemichi's house

Mikey: I'm tired so I don't wanna drive

Draken: 😐

Draken: ill be there soon

Smiley: free Draken 🤕❗

Inupi: ok we'll just leave now haha

Koko: yeah this was uhmm... something

*Koko has left the chat*

*Inupi has left the chat*

Mitsuya: y'all suck tbh ☺️

Mikey: and you swallow

Mitsuya: and what about it

Mikey: oh

Draken: Mitsuya?????????

Mitsuya: bye <3

#its slaying absolute penis #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers manga spoilers #toman groupchat #tokyo revengers texts #sano manjiro/mikey #ryuguji ken/draken #hanagaki takemichi #baji keisuke #matsuno chifuyu #bajifuyu #mitsuya takashi #shiba hakkai #mitsukkai #maitake #inui seishu #hajime kokonoi #kokonui #kawata nahoya/smiley #sorry of i mischaracterized anyone💀 #also the is from a tweet i saw on Pinterest so like not mine

[peanut-butter-parkerxx]

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Wiping his cup before drinking prank (TikTok)

Warning: kissing??

Pairing: Peter x fem!reader

Status: dating <3

Y/n POV

I was just scrolling through TikTok, sitting in peters bed waiting for him to come back from his patrolling.

*text from: lovey 🧸*

Lovey 🧸: hey y/n/n I'm getting Starbucks, want some? 🤓

Y/n: yess plssss 🥺

Lovey 🧸: okk what do you want? Ur hot drink order or cold one?

Y/n: ummm the cold one pls

Lovey 🧸: on it 😉

Y/n: thx bubs

Lovey 🧸: no problem, love

Ugh I don't deserve him, while I was waiting I organized his room a bit, he's been working really hard lately he can't even clean his room properly, so I decided to do it for him.

After cleaning up peters room I went back to his bed and kept scrolling on TikTok, until I found a video that caught my eye.

The video is about a girl wanting to try her boyfriends drink but instead of just drinking it she wipes his cup, and the boy looked hurt and confused, I really want to do this to Peter, it'll be hilarious!

So I set up my phone just below the desk, because I was sitting on the ground and waited.

🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸

Peters POV

I just entered the elevator to my apartment with my girlfriend and i's drinks, I was so tired from patrolling and I couldn't wait to see y/n, she always makes me feel better after my morning patrols on the weekends.

DING

The elevator stopped at my floor, and I grabbed my keys walking to my door. I opened it and said:

"BABE?" while closing the door, looking for my beautiful girlfriend.

"IN UR ROOM!" She answered, I smiled gently and walked to my room

"Oh there you are" I smiled, "got your favorite drink" I said.

"Ugh you're the best!" She beams giving me grabby hands.

"uh uh uh, what's the magic word?" I ask grinning

"really?.." she says clearly annoyed (in a joking way), I gave her the 'you gotta say it I or I won't give it to you' look, "ugh...Spider-Man's the hottest avenger" she blurts out.

"actually it was "Spider-Man could beat any of the avengers ass, but that's a good one too" I say shrugging.

"hey that was never a magic word! You just want me to say your the hottest because you saw me drool over Bucky" she playfully slaps me, I just laugh and give her, her drink.

Y/n POV

So I got my drink and it tasted sooo good! Like always, I wanted to start the prank before he notices the camera, but before I ask, Peter suddenly grabs me by my hips and puts me on his lap, I look at him confused but he just had this stupid grin on his face.

"wipe that grin off your face Parker" I say, shifting in his lap to be comfortable, I just ended up straddling him.

"I missed you" says softly, which literally made me melt, he knows I can't resist his face when he does that, "I missed you too" but before I could say anything else, he puts his hand behind my neck and kisses me, his kisses are soft and sweet, and makes you feel like you never want to stop.

🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸

Suddenly, aunt may knocks on the door, and literally in a split second Peter lifts me up and puts me on his top bunk, I don't even know how he did it, but it happened so quick i couldn't process what happened.

"heyy! i just wanted to tell you guys that im ordering pizza- why are you guys out of breath?" she asks curiously

"oh uhh, he was chasing me, because i said that bucky was the hottest avenger" i say quickly trying to make an excuse.

"oh haha well he definitely has a reason, no ones hotter than my little boy" she says grabbing his cheeks

"mayyyy!" peter complains which makes me laugh.

"anyways peter can you help me with the groceries?" may asks and both of them leave the room, i took that chance to fix the camera because it had been recording for 10 minutes now and just wait for him, hopefully i can do the prank now.

"ok sorry about that" peter barges in and flops on his bed.

"no problem, what do you wanna do now?"

"OHHH CAN WE WATCH STARWARS!" "he beams the smile never leaving his face.

"sure! but can i try your drink first? it looks really good, what is it?"

"oh uhh its just a vanilla milkshake but here try it" ok go time

i took his drink, and took a napkin from my back pocket that was secretly meant for this prank and wiped the cup. peter looked at me intently, and tilted his head like a puppy.

"what are you doing?" he asks, he looked kinda hurt and reeeally confused, i was trying not to laugh coz that would ruin the whole thing!

"oh nothing just wiping the cup" i said nonchalantly like its not a big deal.

"b-but why?" oh he's definitely hurt now, aww i cant stand him sad! no y/n keep it together

"because of germs and everything" i try to play it cool

"germs?! GeRmS" he says making fun of me "we just made out 10 minutes ago!" he says not believing me, i couldn't contain my laughter so i was giggling a bit

"i don't know its just to be safe" i shrug my shoulders

"excuse me?? you know what, come here" oh no "wha-" then peter suddenly grabs me again and kisses me sloppily, i obviously didn't want to stop so i kissed back. After a couple of seconds he pulls away, "now what happened to the GeRmS" he asks, saying 'germs' in a weird way.

"'laughs' nothing!" i couldn't stop laughing now, his face was hilarious, "it was a prank babe, im not disgusted by drinking from the same cup" i say, clutching my stomach from laughing so hard

he was relieved and happy but still annoyed from what happened "baaaaaabbe." he grumbles "i really thought you were disgusted, not that you cant be its okay if you are, but it made no sense i literally hand my tongue all of over your throat like 10 minutes ago so i got so confused! and not gonna lie, a little hurt"

"eww peter! but no im not disgusted don't worry" i pout, sitting back down and hugging him. "from now on, your only drinking from my cup" he says in a matter-of-fact tone.

"what? so i cant have my own cup?" i ask laughing.

"just for today, its payback for pranking me" he says grinning, "wait- is there a camera? WAIT THERES A CAMERA?" he says worriedly "DID IT JUST RECORD OUR WHOLE KISSING SESSION?" I laughed again, worried peter is just so funny.

"now everyone will know that nerdy shy boy peter knows how to kiss a girl" i say smirking.

"y/nnnnn" he grumbles hiding his face in my neck, at this point i couldn't even talk so i just pointed under the desk, when he saw it he looked at me like he's ready to attack.

"ugh you little-"

have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

-quacksonlover

#spiderman #peter parker x fem #peter parker fanfiction #peter parker #peter parker fluff #ned leeds #may parker #aunt may #the avengers #mcu #michelle jones #marvel #sony pictures #imagines #peter parker x reader #fluff #peter #parker #avengers

[ask-beacons-finest]

Okay poly!fam, the kids are all off somewhere with respectable and trustworthy chaperones; who's the favorite? Every parent has one. (Asked by anon)

Ruby, with a bit of pride: I know this may sound like something every parent would say, but we obviously don't choose favorites.

Weiss, firmly nodding: Of course. A favorite would be immature, not to mention unfair. 

Blake, agreeing: It just wouldn't be right. We all love all our children equally. 

Yang: Aye, absolutely. 

Ruby, smiling: See? Not a single favori-

Weiss, with her chin up: Though, of course if I had to choose the answer would obviously be Thyme. They're the most mature and naturally talented after all, the perfect Schnee.

Yang, awkwardly laughing, tilting her head: Ummm...no? It'd definitely be Parsley, she holds all of our values, and she's the oldest and strongest. Not to she's following in our footsteps. 

Blake, narrowing her eyes: Excuse me but, the triplets have brought so much joy to our lives, and a lot of variety considering their individual skills and personalities. 

Ruby, awkwardly sitting there as _WBY begin to argue over favorites, nervously chuckling: Hah...haha...guess I wasn't right after all. This'll never end without a tie-breaker, huh?

Ruby, freezing in place as the three others stop arguing and instantly glare at her, nervously swallows: Oh no…I should not have said that.

~~~~~~

Tarra, excitedly jumping up and down, in awe: That was amazing Big Sis Magnolia!!! I've never seen anyone but Thyme beat Uncle Ren!

Thyme, incredibly impressed: First game too, you losing your edge Uncle Ren? 

Ren, sitting cross legged at a chess board, just as surprised, but nods and concedes defeat: Hmph, well played. Well played. I'm happy to see they're both in good company.

Magnolia, respectfully bowing: Thank you kindly for the game. I'm honored to have played someone as skilled as you Sir Ren.

Ren, chuckling a little: Please, you can just call me Uncle, too. If you're a part of the RWBY family, you're a part of ours as well. 

Clove, sitting on the floor in front of the couch, clapping: Another! Another!

Basil, sitting beside his sister, equally excited: Yeah! One more! 

Jaune, sitting on the couch with an acoustic guitar on his lap, laughing a little and rubs the back of his head: How about we call it for now kids, my hands are starting to bug me.

Clove, frowning: Awwwwwhhh…

Basil: Hey! What made you learn how to play the guitar anyways, Uncle Jaune? 

Jaune, snickering, shaking his head: You wanna know the truth?

Clove, nodding alongside Basil: Yeah! Tell us! Tell us! 

Jaune, laughing a little, awkwardly: Well...I started learning back in Beacon, so I could try and serenade uhh...well, your Mutter.

Basil, his jaw dropping: MUTTER?!?!

Clove, in disbelief: You're lying! 

Jaune, shaking his head: Nope. Not lying, I had a big big crush on her.

Basil, gagging: Gross!!

Clove, covering her ears: Ew ew ew ew!!!

Nora, sitting in the kitchen, a mug of coffee in her hands, excited: You do!?!?!?! Oooooh!!!!! Tell me all about him, is he sweet? Handsome? A gentleman? Good kisser?

Parsley, her own mug of coffee in her hand, her tail flicking out as she hangs her head down to hide her blushing cheeks: Aunty Nora! 

Nora, chuckling: Whaaat? We're both ladies here, you can tell me. And hey, if he ever hurts you, you let me know. 

Nora, a deadly serious grin spreading on her face: I'll break his legs.

Parsley, shaking her head: That won't be necessary Aunty, he really is the nicest guy. His name is Alder. He's a first year at Beacon and-

Nora, raising an eyebrow: An older boy? Goodness look at you.

Parsley, her cheeks yet again flushed: O-Only by a year!!! 

Parsley, continuing: He's just...really sweet. He's funny, considerate, not to mention really cute...and…

Parsley, ducking her head down, a bit embarrassed: He...he is a pretty good kisser...but it's not like I have anything else to reference. 

Nora, with a bright smile on her face: Oh dear, to be young and all in love again. Heh, nowadays the butterflies in my stomach have been replaced with weird cravings. Thankfully, your Uncle Ren is more than happy to oblige, whether it's popcorn with chocolate syrup, or pickles and peanut butter. 

Parsley, feigning disgust, humorously: That's so gross Aunty Nora. I really hope if I'm ever in your shoes I don't get weird cra-

Ruby, bursting into the kitchen through the door, a storm of rose petals scattering around the kitchen as she pants to catch her breath, the commotion causing everyone to rush to the kitchen: KIDS...YOUR...MOMS….HERE...THIRTY MINUTES...RUN...JAUNE...CODE TEAL...

Jaune, after a second of confusion, snaps into full alertness: Oh no. Not teal!

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pollination #parsley xiao long #thyme schnee #clove belladonna #basil belladonna #tarra belladonna #magnolia jade #clock and dagger #team jnpr #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #renora

[thealternateuniverse]

Paradise City (Axl Rose) PART 2

WARNINGS: Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll (kidding) Language too.

"I told you ladies to expect visitors."

All of us groaned in frustration. "Yeah, and saw me naked."

I protested, cause Axl saw me like I'm waiting for him to fuck me, their encounter isn't horrible as mine.

All their heads turn to me.

"Okay girls, listen they won't be here for long I suggest you deal with them and talk to them about the ....well arrangement. They are harmless."

We all shook our heads.

"I can't believe this is happening."

I mumbled hopeless, there is no way I am dealing with Axl Rose.

"Beta I don't even know the guy." Katherine said shyly, I wonder who she end up with in her place.

"Seriously this is not funny and we are not some reality show women." It was Wesley who speak.

"Please bear them just for tonight. We'll talk about this tomorrow."

All of us sighed in exhasperation, what a great way to start the vacation.

The next morning is normal. When I got back last night Axl wasn't there anymore and one of my underwear is missing too ew that was nasty of him if he took it.

I don't know how the girls' night went. I haven't seen the Guns n Roses but I'm thankful we don't have to deal with them today.

Susan and I decided to have a dip in the beach and soak under the sun. Others have their own excuses, Aimee is on her period, Kath is taking a nap (she didn't get some sleep last night I guess?) and Wesley is doing her stuff.

"Are you kidding me?!" I groaned when I saw the five of them doing dumb things in the beach. I thought they were gone?

"Err- let's just not mind them." Susan said. We settle ourselves in one of the recliners and enjoyed the sun.

"How was your night?" I ask Susan. She seems okay unlike us. "It's fine, Duff was a gentleman. He slept on the couch then he's gone by morning."

So her villa is supposed to be Duff's?

"You know I really don't understand this ridicule, why are we even here?"

I just don't get it why are we in an island with Guns n Roses? It's like dealing with the wild, lucky Susan she don't have to deal with Duff.

"I guess we just have to go with the flow. They seem nice." Susan grinned. Wait....

"Oh you like Duff huh." I teased and Susan blushes. "No I'm not, I think he likes Katherine."

Who wouldn't like Katherine? She is sweet, soft spoken and beautiful.

"Well these men are ......wild." Of  course I knew them and their reputation. I bumped into them many times, being a roadie has it's perks you know and I happen to use it for my adoration towards Sebastian Bach. God the guy is pretty and I think I'm in-love whenever I see him. We had interactions because he's friends with the Crüe and I think I'm a lucky bitch.

"I don't think so. They look like they can be tamed." Oh Susan if you only knew.

Slash and Steven saw me and they went to our direction. Well they are the only two who aren't assholes and Duff also. Izzy is civil and Axl is......Axl.

"Charlie... you're here." Steven acknowledges but his eyes are on Susan.

"And you have a friend." Same with Slash who has his eyes on Susan's......bust. I throw them my water bottle.

"Hey fuckers eyes up here."

Scratching their heads they turn their attention to me. Perverts.

"Okay Susan, this is Slash and this is Steven. Slash, Steven this is Susan." Susan extended her arm to shake hands with the two.

"Nice to meet you guys." Susan smiled at them, Steve blushes while Slash scratches his head.

"Do you have any idea why we're here? Are you with this too?" I ask the two of them. The two look at each other and Steven answered me.

"No, I wasn't expecting company either. "

I guess we are all in the same page.

"If I were you, I'll just enjoy. Exclusive vacation with 5 hot guys? Life is good." Slash proudly said and Susan and I laughs.

"Come on girls why don't you join us? Let's have some walk shall we?"

I got up from the recliner seat. Su and I are wearing a two piece string bikini  and I covered it with some see through.

"Uhh I think I'm fine here. You go ahead guys."

Steven and Slash shrugs off. "Bummer."

We left Susan and we take a walk in the beach.

"I feel like anytime soon Vince will come and take our heads."

I took off my aviators and laugh at what Slash said.

"Let's not talk about that blonde bitch."

Doesn't mean there is a feud between Axl and Vince I won't be friends with other members. Motley Crüe is more handful than them and GnR are sober when they want to.

"Speaking of blonde..." Steven grins and the two of them looks at Susan's direction.

"Oh, not Susan. I think her and Duff is way better." Both of them frowned. It's true though that Susan and Duff will be a cute pair.

"Bummer Charlie. It's just a crush, I think you and Axl will be a good pair after that sex ta---" Steven didn't finish off his sentence when Slash elbowed him on the stomach.

"I'm sorry what?" Steven cleared his throat. "You and Axl will make a good pair too. Just don't kill each other."

They both laugh at me when I scowled. They keep on teasing me with Axl over the duration of our walk and I'm starting to get pissed off.

"Come on Charlie, Axl isn't that bad especially in bed. Do you know what you need?" I suppose to ask him what but Slash had me already on his shoulders carrying me like a sack and I started to scream.

"FUCK YOU SLASH! PUT ME DOWN!"  Steven being a great help at all just stood there and laugh. I screamed even more when Slash started running and throw me to the water.

"FUCK YOU SLASH!"

I rose from the water, stupid move because a I was hit by a big wave making me stumble and fell to the water again. That didn't end there because my bikini top is gone.

Steve and Slash are still laughing at me. God I wanna drown them in the water right now and why did I wear string bikinis? The riskiest piece of clothing when you are in beach.

"Yow Charlie you okay?"

I wrap my arms around myself, I don't know how to rose from the water without any top. I won't walk around exposing my tits to these guys.

I blush at the thought.

"S-Slash....Can you help me?"

My body is still in the water and I'm starting to feel cold.

"Nope. You can't make us go in the water, I know you will drown me."

I want to kick him right now, he throws me in to the water, I lost my bikini top, now I don't know how can I get out of here with decency. Susan is nowhere in sight.

"Damn it. My bikini top is gone can you help me get out of the water atleast?" That made them shut up, Steven blushed and Slash's mouth formed into an 'o'.

"W-well I'll just get my shirt."

Slash ran to their cottage and took his shirt, he went into the water and hannded it to me.

When I was done wearing his shirt I pulled him and pushed him under water.

"You idiot that was White Fox!"

Slash gasp for air when he rose. I left him there fighting for his life.

"Sorry. I'll buy you hundreds of bikinis and lingerie Charlie! Just don't drown me again." He said without any remorse.

I flip him off and walk towards my place. I need to rinse cause the salt water feels sticky all over my body.

Axl Rose is being bitchy. I don't know what got into him but I guess its just his mood swings. He has anger management issues.

"What?" His deep voice filled the thick air. He caught me staring at him.

"Nothing." I avoided his gaze and laid down on bed.

"Can you fucking move over?"

Is he serious? He could've ask nicely.

"What the fuck is your problem Rose?" I move over just like what he asked. Axl lay down next to me his forearm covering his eye.

"Not your business." He answered.

Okay, maybe he and his girlfriend had a fight.

"Wharton."

"Hmm?"

He scooted closer which caught me off guard.

His hand landed on my waist and nuzzle his head on my neck.

"What are you doing Rose?"

I tried to remove his hand but he only tightened his grip.

"Sleep Charlie."

That was the first time he addresed me in my first name.

I woke up and Axl is gone beside me. It's 7 already and I'll be missing dinner.

When I got to the common room, everyone is there already, including the guys. It's weird to see them interacting when we want to get rid of them just yesterday. Wesley and Izzy are talking, Susan and Duff is at their own little world, Kathy and Steve are both laughing probably from Steven's corny jokes, and Aimee just sat there quietly watching them. Slash and Axl are talking and by the looks of it Slash is either high or drunk because he is leaning his head on the couch with his glasses on.

I sat down beside Slash and lean my head on his shoulder. I wanted to sleep more but I'm hungry.

By the looks of it, everyone already ate dinner because of the leftovers.

"Here." Axl gave me a plate with foods.

"You were asleep so I reserved some for you."

I smiled at him, not the sarcastic one but genuine and muttered thanks.

He nodded and I started to munch the food.

I noticed some bottles of Corona ans Jack, I guess they had been drinking.

After I finish eating my food, we went to the recreation room and everyone started to play billiards, more like Wesley, Aimee, Izzy, Steven and Kath.

"Not having fun Wharton?"

Slash sat beside me on the couch he already took off his glasses.

"I just wanted to sleep." I snuggled closer and lean my head on his shoulder.

He offered me his glass of Jack which I accepted.

"Bummer. You know Axl is sending me daggers."

I turned my head to Axl's direction and he is glaring at Slash.

"He thinks I'm trying to get in your pants." I nearly choke. Why is he bothered though?

"So? What is it to him?"

Slash scoffed. "Come on, that red head likes you. He just can't get closer to you because of Vince. You don't remember what happened in MTV awards don't you?"

I can't recall what happened during that time cause I was drunk all I know is that they caused riot in the event.

Then I remember Slash is high at the moment, maybe he is just blabbering rubbish.

"You're high aren't you?" I look directly into his eyes and his pupils are dilated. Gosh he and Steven had a line of cocaine.

"No I'm not." Slash threw his arms drunkenly around me.

"Yeah, only if they had some weed here."

Drugs aren't new to me, for Mötley Crue it's their candy and I've tried it only to end up in an overdose. I'm clean now though, weed works for me.

"I swear. Axl is going to kill me anytime."

Slash hid behind me from Axl's glare and I glared at him back but he only rolled his eyes. Asshat.

"I think I'll play with the girls so he won't be sending dagger looks to you."

Slash nodded and I went to the girls and participated at their game.

We played pool and the Jack is finally hitting our systems.

Steven is high and drunk, Kath is passed out beside him, Susan stood on the pool table, dancing while Duff is trying to get her down. Wesley and I are laughing with Izzy and Aimee is just silently listening to us. Axl is now beside Slash and the two seems drunk also.

We stopped when Axl and Slash started to brawl against each other.

"Fuck off Slash."

Axl already had Slash slammed on the wall. Slash who is high among the two only smirked which pissed the latter even more.

"Axl, back off." Duff tried to pull him away from Slash but Axl shrugs him off.

All of us are drunk and its not a good idea if drunken people fight.

"Why don't you tell her Ax?"

Axl's  jaw clenched stopping himself from punching Slash.

"I told you Slash fuck off."

He answered through gritted teeth. Everyone seemed sobered up when they heard the two fighting.

"Told what Axl?" Izzy asks with confusion.

"Told Charlie about the sex----"

Slash didn't finish off his sentence because Axl's fist landed on his face.

"Oh my god!" The girls gasped.

Duff and Izzy pulled away Axl before he could throw a punch again.

"Axl!" I stood in front of Axl and stared directly into his green orbs.

"Tell me what Axl?"

Axl didn't seem to hear me and is trying to get off from Izzy and Duff's grasp.

"Get out of the fucking way Charlie."

I didn't listen to Axl, instead I moved closer to him my eyes never left his.

"Axl...." I cupped his face.

"Axl calm down....." I spoke in a soft tone hoping he will calm down.

"Look at me......" Axl listened to me and calms himself. He got off from Izzy and Duff and stormed out of the room.

I went to Slash to check if he's okay. "Are you okay Slash?" Wesley is attending him now with an ice pack. Where did she get that?

"You really need to talk to him Charlie." I nodded at him and followed Axl outside.

Axl is walking towards our villa and half run to keep up with him.

"Axl....."

He didn't turn around and fasten his pace.

"Axl, wait!"

"Fuck! Not now Charlie!" He yelled and I stop on my tracks.

"Really? Not now?! After you almost beat each Slash?"

Axl stopped on his tracks too and he turn around, eyes filled with anger.

"You don't know a thing."

"Then tell me what the fuck are you two fighting about?!" I'm getting impatient and done of Axl's attitude too. I don't know what is with him but everytime we see each other it's always bickering and insulting each other.

"Because of that fucking sex tape!"

And what's about the sex tape?

"And why am I involved?!"

We are yelling at each each other, our distance isn't that far but I'm getting fruatrated so he is.

"It's our fucking sex tape Charlie, it's out and everywhere. That's why Vince wanted to kill me even more."

This is the sickest joke I've heard. He is kidding right?!

"W-what the fuck? Are you high too like Slash?"

I wanted him to say yes but..

"Am not! Remember the MTV riot? It's because Vince found out we hooked up and he thought I am using you to get even with him. When in fact I was also drunk as you are that time."

I feel like I'm in some prank show but I'm not, I hope this is just me and the alcohol.

"And why is there a sex tape?"

If he is also drunk that time then how the hell it was recorded?

"I don't have any idea. It's out in the public that's why Vince sent you here."

I laugh. I don't know why did I laugh but fuck it my life rotated 360 just now.

"I'm sorry, Charlie I should've told y---" Axl attempted to move towards me but I stop him.

"Stop, don't be fucking anywhere near me."

I ran to the villa leaving Axl, tears streaming down my face.

I am mad at Axl right now but I'm even more mad at Vince. He did not let me decide and took control of my life. What is it to him if Axl and I hooked up? I wasn't even aware that we hooked up and now I am involve in a scandal. I can handle myself, I know Axl too because he is used to issues but what made Vince think to hide me here?

"Charlie.. open the door please." He knocks into my room. Technically his room but whatever. It's not even locked.

"I know you're mad but please let's talk...."

He's calmer now than he is 15 minutes ago, I can't help but roll my eyes.

I wipe my tears when he opened the door. I didn't spare him any glance when he entered the room, my back is facing him when he sat on the bed.

"I'm sorry. We're doing everything now to take it down."

He sighed.

I continue wiping my tears that won't stop.

"And I understand if you're mad. I'm really sorry Charlie."

Not to be sarcastic but wow. Axl Rose said sorry and shit is real because he is beside me.

I am not mad at him to Vince either even though I was earlier,  it's just that I am upset because something is happening with my life, I know Vince is just trying to protect me but I can handle myself. This issue will die down sooner or later when another band got into a fight or something, it must be also tough for Axl because it involves Vince the two was never okay ever since.

I got up from bed and face him.

"The world probably saw my tits now, and my cellulites and my stretch marks. I think my mascara was even smudge during that time amd my lipstick is everywhere." 

It's a silly remark but I don't want Axl to feel bad about himself more.

"I'm not mad at you. I'm just upset." I bit my lip and look away. God I hate crying.

Axl leaned forward and wipe my tears.

"Don't cry. I feel even more bad."

"How did Vince found out that...err-you know... 👉👌"

I felt blush crept into my cheek.

I wanted to remember how we fucked that night. Duh, Axl has a reputation for being good in bed.

"I don't know how we got there but he found us in Nikki's hotel room and that's when shit started."

I'm still puzzled why Vince sent me here when he knew that this is GnR's turf?

"Then why sent me here? I guess he is not dumb enough yet?"

I giggled thinking of Vince's  stupidity.

"We saw the tape already before it went public. Someone mailed it to Nikki and Slash. Vince even stormed in our studio and threw some punch at me after. I didn't fought back and swore to him I don't know anything about it. He took the copy from me and burned it, we thought it stopped there but the next day it's on tabloids already."

I covered myself in embarassment. My cousin, Nikki, Tommy and Mick had watch us fucking. Even Slash and I don't know who else in GnR. I won't be able to look at them straight now.

"Did you---have you watch it too?"

And I am embarassing myself more by asking him.

"Yeah and it was-----" he gulped. Probably uncomfortable talking about it.

"I didn't knew you were.........insatiable."

I plopped down to bed and covered my face with a pillow.

It was obvious I took control that nght.

"Kill me now." I mumbled and Axl laughs. He didn't help at all.

"Sorry. I've put you to this. Your life is peaceful and now..."

"Come here."

I patted the space beside me and he obliged by lying beside.

"Shit happens and it will be gone soon." I said hoping it will assure him that it's not just his fault because we were both responsible for what happened.

"But still everyone saw you naked already. "

I slap his arm. "Don't remind me Rose."

"God how I wanted to kill everyone. Including Slash."

Again, why is he so hard with Slash?

Hmm?

"Why are you so mean to Slash? And speaking of... you punched him."

Being the sass he is, he rolled his eyes.

"He saw the video and you were having too much fun it bothers me."

I gasped. Axl Rose how is he bothered? Unless...

"Are you jealous?"

Axl leaned forward until our faces are only inch apart.

"What the fuck do you think?"

Oh my god.

"Hmm. Try harder Rose.."

"Sleep Wharton."

I couldn't help but smile. I like Axl, who wouldn't? even before if only he wasn't acting like an ass.

"Sleep baby. We'll have a date tomorrow."

He kisses my forehead. I snuggled to him and his hands landed on my waist.

"Nice try Rose."

One thing is for sure. I am loving the Paradise Island.

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Tomorrow Never Comes

Chapter 5 results: 86% chose to leave Enji behind

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The following story will have themes such as blood, gore, situations that may cause anxiety and major character death. If you are sensitive to any of these, please do not proceed.

Chapter 6: Sorrowful Clockwork

Enji grit his teeth. With one arm, he used all his strength to keep the door as closed as possible while his other reached into his pocket. He reached to give Kirishima something and held it in his hand firmly, not wanting it to drop.

"You give this to Shouto."

Kirishima's eyes widened and took the object but before he could say anything, Enji had already shoved Kirishima towards the window with his force. Midoriya caught him before he could fall and lead him to the window as Dabi helped them jump. The ebony haired man looked back and gazed at Enji, his teal eyes emotionless but his eyebrows scrunched with overwhelming emotions. Enji only blinked at him and nodded. Dabi didn't respond at that, only breathing out air as if he was holding it. He turned and made his jump, leaving Enji alone.

The man wasn't afraid, though. That would be beneath him. He closed his eyes, his grip slowly loosening and the world around him began to blur. Instead of the screeching noises behind the door, he could hear Shouto's screaming and Rei's sobbing. He could hear Fuyumi laughing at something she was watching on TV and Natsuo shouting at him with held back anger. He could hear the past as if it were right in front him. The last image in his mind was Rei holding an infant Shouto in her arms. She cradled him and held him close, singing a soft lullaby to lull him to sleep. That lullaby echoed in Enji's thoughts as every other sound around him was blocked out.

"Take care of them."

And as he knew then, the rest of the world went dark.

Kirishima and Midoriya landed on the patch of grass with a harsh thud. Dabi followed but he landed better than the other boys did. Todoroki and Rei rushed to help them up, Midoriya wincing and gripping his side. Todoroki began looking around not long after.

"Where's... Where's my dad?"

Kirishima and Midoriya only looked at him with sympathetic eyes. No words were needed to make him understand. Todoroki fell to his knees and looked at the ground, but not one tear fell from his eyes. He felt conflicted; the man who beat him for his own intentions and the man who was also his father didn't make it. Rei knelt down next to him and rubbed his back, her grey eyes softening. The spiked redhead began slowly walking towards him and knelt down, handing him what Enji gave.

"He uhh... He wanted you to have this," he spoke.

Todoroki looked up and took it from his hands. It was Enji's hunting knife. The blade was cold but sharp to touch and the handle red with their family kanji engraved into it. The two-toned boy looked up towards the window they fell out of and already knew they were too far from it to hear any sort of sound. By then, it began to rain. Cold droplets fell onto the group's faces. He took a deep breath and gripped the handle, slowly standing up to stash the knife into his belt.

"Let's get going," was all Todoroki said before he began heading away from the hospital. Midoriya and Kirishima looked at each other with sympathy as they soon followed with Dabi walking behind.

When they got back to the pharmacy, they were greeted by unexpected guests. Three of the creatures were banging and scratching against the door trying to get in.

"Shit...!"

Bakugou immediately acted on the scene and began running towards them. He gripped the metal pipe he was carrying and bashed it against one of their heads, knocking it down and rendering it motionless. Another creature gripped Bakugou's shoulder and yanked him back and it's jaw opened wide to take a bite. Bakugou's eyes widened in panic but the sound of a gunshot rang loudly in his ears. The creature that gripped him fell to the ground and created a pool of it's blood around the gunshot wound to the head. Another bullet fired on the last one and it fell down like dead weight. Bakugou blinked and looked around at the bodies, clearly not knowing what happened just now. He looked forward and saw that Dabi had pointed his gun at one of the bodies before putting it back in it's holster. The blonde released a shaky breath he didn't know he was holding.

"Fucking demons...," He muttered.

Kirishima and Midoriya walked towards Bakugou to see if he was alright as Shouto knocked on the pharmacy door. When there was no answer, he began speaking.

"Aizawa-sensei? All Might? It's us, open the door!"

When there was still no response, everyone furrowed their eyebrows with concern. After a few minutes of silence, someone unlocked the door and slowly opened it. A familiar face with long black hair was brought to light, and her dark eyes lit up with relief.

"Todoroki-san! You guys! I'm so glad you're safe!" Momo smiled.

As she opened the door more, the group only got more worried. Her clothes were tattered, the side of her face was bleeding and she had small cute on her elbows and knees. They didn't hesitate to hurry in as the girl quickly closed the door and locked it. When they got in, Midoriya had to take a step back. The pharmacy was trashed and there were blood stains on the floor. Some bodies were on the floor but they didn't belong to their class nor any of the creatures. In fact, the bodies wore a type of uniform he didn't recognize.

"Yaoyorozu...," Shouto began. "What happened here...?"

Momo began to speak but before she could, Jirou, Kaminari, and the rest of their classmates came out of the storage closet. They looked like they were hiding from something.

"You guys...!" Sero blinked and ran towards them with a relieved yet shocked expression. "Where were you?!"

Midoriya couldn't form any words. "W-We... We--"

"We went to go save my mother," Shouto answered firmly as Rei looked passed his shoulder.

Kaminari blinked upon seeing the woman then looked back at Shouto. "You saved her? But how?"

"It doesn't matter how," Sero huffed. "You should've been here helping us!"

"Guys please, fighting won't get us anywhere!" Momo stepped in. The girl then looked back at the group with sad eyes. "There were... These men in odd outfits. They broke the door down and Aizawa-sensei fought them off while we all went to try and find somewhere to hide. We tried fighting them but Kaminari knew we didn't stand a chance so we hid in the closet. They took Aizawa-sensei and All Might. I... I don't know where they took them or who they even were. I feel like such a coward for hiding..."

Shouto began looking around as Kirishima placed a hand on Momo's shoulder. "You're not a coward. You couldn't fight them off and it wasn't your fault. You did the smart thing. I think you acted manly!" He flashed his famous toothy smile.

Momo blinked and giggled. "Thanks, Kirishima-san..."

In the meantime, Shouto knelt down at one of the bodies and turned it over. The body was covered in blood was it doesn't look like it's from those creatures. It had stab wounds. Upon closer inspection, Shouto discovered that there was a badge on the male's uniform. He used a clean part of the body's shirt to wipe it clean and blinked in surprise.

"Hiro...," He repeated the name engraved into the badge. Shouto also saw a symbol next to the name. It was all too familiar.

Rei walked towards Shouto and knelt down next to him. "What do you see, son?"

Shouto then stood up and looked back at the group. "It's Clearnox. These people... They're from the same company who tried to take my mother."

Bakugou grunted in disgust. "Should've figured."

"Clearnox... The company that tried making quirks better?" Sero raised a brow.

"Yeah," Midoriya answered. "They caused all this from their stupid project. If these people were from there and our teachers are gone, then that can only mean they took them for experiments. I mean, why else would they take them there?"

"Experiments? What?" Kaminari blinked. "That's a little crazy, Midoriya. Where are you even getting all this information?"

Shouto looked down. "From my father, before he... He...," He trailed off and Kirishima gently rubbed his back.

Dabi finally spoke up while he examined the area a little more. "To sum it up, Clearnox was experimenting on people in order to make their little project work. It backfired, and now shit hit the fan."

Jirou jolted. "Wait a minute, what's a villain doing here?"

"It's a long story," Midoriya smiled. "We'll explain it later on but for now, we need to think of a plan to rescue them!"

"Bro, that's like the heart of the zombies isn't it?" Kaminari shuddered. "That would be suicide!"

"What do you want us to do, Pikachu? Stand around and let them die?" Bakugou snapped.

Mineta looked down. "This is all fucked up."

"Okay, we're not gonna get anywhere with you guys not having a reliable weapon," Dabi spoke up again. "And I doubt any of you know how to use a gun. You might wanna change your clothes, too."

"Eh? What's wrong with our clothes?"

"Because you can see that uniform from a mile away," Dabi snorted. "And since there are actual guards in that building and not 'zombies', you're already as good as dead."

Everyone blinked in confusion. Shouto sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. "Advice from a former villain might actually be useful...," He mumbled.

"There's a weapons shop not far from here. It's just down the block." Dabi then pointed at Bakugou. "You, blondie. Go find a bag big enough to store some weapons and clothes in."

"Hah?" Bakugou's eye twitched. "CALL ME BLONDIE ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL YOU."

Dabi wasn't fazed. "Funny. Just go do as you're told, kid."

Bakugou huffed but didn't bother to argue. He stomped towards the direction he remembered finding some luggage when the place wasn't so trashed and they were still exploring. Kirishima followed and when they returned, they brought two wide duffle bags. Dabi began heading towards the door.

"Good. Let's go."

"Wait!"

Midoriya and Shouto looked back to find Momo walking up towards them. "May I come with? I'd like to help. I couldn't when they were taken, so... Please..."

Jirou looked at Momo with worry. "Yaomomo, you're still bleeding! Don't push yourself!"

Shouto's eyebrows pinched together with concern and he walked towards the girl. He gave a sigh and a look meant to comfort her. "Yaoyorozu, you have to stay here and tend to your wounds. Besides, you can still help us from here. Think of a way to get you all to a safer place while we're gone."

The raven haired girl gave her friend a look of disapproval, but she trusted his judgement. She sighed then nodded, and gave a look of determination. "Okay!"

"Then let me come with," Uraraka stepped up. "You'll need the extra pair of hands if you want to arm all of us."

Midoriya blinked with concern. "But what about your mother?"

That queued the brunette to look back towards the woman. Her mother looked at her and smiled. "I'll be fine," she spoke as she tended to Momo's wounds. "Go on."

Rei looked back at both Dabi and Shouto before pulling them both into her embrace. "You two be careful," she gently said before releasing them. Shouto nodded as both of them went on their way.

--

As they approached the weapons shop, the busted front door and broken windows were already a bad sign. They entered the building and saw that all the shelves had been emptied and the display cases broken into. Midoriya went to check the back but when he returned, he came back empty handed. Dabi clicked his teeth.

"Dammit. Looks like this place was stripped clean before we could've gotten to it."

"Then what are we supposed to do now?" Shouto questioned.

Dabi began pacing back and forth. He rested his stitched hands on his waist as he looked around searching for an answer. The group stayed quiet as he did, and it would've seemed it had been minutes before the former villain spoke up again.

"We'll have to go to the headquarters."

The group blinked. Bakugou raised his eyebrow. "You can't be serious."

"I know we have a shit ton of weapons stored in case plans backfired," Dabi explained while he was already heading towards the front door. "The relocation is harder for heroes to find, but it's not like anyone cares anymore."

"But wait," Midoriya spoke up. "What if the villains, you know... attack us?"

Dabi didn't bother looking back when he answered. "Trust me. That won't be a problem."

The group tailed behind Dabi as the former villain lead. The brunette was looking down with worry. She looked uneasy, and it didn't take long for Midoriya to notice. He asked if everything was okay but he didn't get a response until a few seconds later.

"I'm just finding him hard to trust...," she whispered. "I mean, I appreciate his help but why continue to help us, you know? How do we know he won't turn his back on us...? How do we know it's not a trap..?"

Midoriya furrowed his brows.

Is Dabi:

• trustworthy?

• or hard to read?

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