#aint an easy task

[scorchedhearth]

it's just. he's alive now but what for? now that he's back what does he keep himself alive for? one thing, one goal, but you don't see him stop and wonder if he's happy with being back in the first place, if he wants to, if he wants to keep going beyond his revenge and build something for himself. he just wants to confront bruce, to show him what he's done, what he has become and he'll be from now, a better batman, a better man than what he sees in bruce now. he's so caught up in this that he doesn't stop and wonder about life beyond this goal. everything he does in utrh, especially near the end, shows this single-minded focus on his plan, on bruce and their confrontation, and no indication of a goal further than that, of a life beyond it. the bomb in his helmet, the lack or attempt at building a life for himself, connections and a network to fall back on after, the extreme stunts and actions he goes to, play cat and mouse with dangerous individuals with a seeming lack of care, the fail-safe of the final confrontation being either bruce kills him or he kills them all and bring the building down. he never even envisioned that his life would go on beyond this culmination, and i'd kill to see what his struggles looked like right after this, when he found himself alive once more and with nothing else to live for, now that the bridge between him and bruce had been burned and left to ruins with no way back, no reconciliation possible. what did it look like when he had to sit down and wonder if he even wants to be here now, if he wants to live any more than he already did, if it would even be worth it, if he could make something out of it because his utilitarian mindset would never allow him to live just for the sake of living, his existence must be justified, especially now that he's here despite what his fate meant for him and his end

#that's why his behavior with dick and ollie and mia makes sense to me. he's erratic because he's lost #he's grasping at straws trying to find what to do with himself and spilling everywhere in the process because he didn't think to mend all #the other hole in his being so now he's left trying to find a justification to his existence beyond bruce. and finding a reason to live ain #aint an easy task #that's why i think after utrh jason should have thrown himself harder into his crime lord persona or left it altogether. no half measures #when trying to find another way of existing #i just. want to explore jason grappling with his unnatural existence now and either make peace with it and fight back against it #either he keeps himself dead or brings himself back. either he lives in his grave or accept it and move past #and i have to say. i dont think it would be the second option before a long long time #i think jason would shadow hismelf in his death for a while before admitting there's another way. if he doesn't get himself killed before #hope this make sense because this has been stewing in my mind for a while now #dc #jason todd

[everlastingdreams]

A little Weeping Monk x Reader : The Patience Of A Heart   snippet :

The walk back to the monastery was awful, you had hoped to stop crying by the time you got there, often you had to stop as the heartbreak and humiliation got too painful to bear.

The sound of hooves hitting the ground pulled your attention back to the present.

Had it been so long?

The Monk let out a loud disappointed sigh and halted Goliath next to you “It is late, Lady y/n.”

It had been more than an hour.

Your voice sounded so weak that it was like it wasn’t even yours “I’m sorry, Lancelot.”

If your voice had not betrayed your state, then the quiet sniffle would have.

He reached down, the irritation now absent from his tone “Are you alright? What happened?”

With a shake of your head, you refused to answer the inquiry “I just want to go home.”

In the dark, you moved your hand until you found the one he was reaching out with.

It clasped around yours and proceeded to help you mount Goliath, seating yourself in front of him.

You were shivering…

What on earth had happened ?

#weeping monk #the weeping monk #the weeping monk x reader #watch me find the most boring snippets because all the rest #contains so much spoilers #lmao #I hate this #Monk is responsible for y/n #which aint an easy task #pressure from Father Carden #plus the mental and physical abuse suffered at the hands of the priest

[lovingksuki]

craving ༘⋆

cw: getoxfem!reader; fwb; cunnilingus; very wholesome ig, fingering, kinda cliffhanger

a/n: just a scenario i wrote listening to my sexy playlist because this man is my new obsession and i cannot think of anything else (doomed

wc: 0,5k

being in love with your best friend aint an easy task, specially if he is suguru geto and keeps crawling back up into your thoughts even though you try so hard to keep it cool.

and it's so damn frustrating how you're in this silent war against your own desires. struggling to supress this feeling of being his. and he is clueless, completely oblivious of the spell he cast on you.

and you just observe how flawlessly dangerous his beauty is as he playfully exorcises curses, laughing with enthusiasm and effortlessly doing this gruesome job he is still learning to turn fun.

dark locks flowing as he faces the wind... what a sight... and you didn't even recall having butterflies for breakfast.

you got a handful of his hair while he explored every corner, his warm breath giving you goosebumps before landing lips on your slit.

the way he moves making you feel dizzy as memories invade you head.

savoring everything provided by you, the boy was so eager he forgot he had to breathe. tongue sliding vigorous while his arms hugged your thighs preventing you from floating away. head spinning as geto abused your pussy, unbothered with the mess you made on his face.

"keep your eyes on me" he exclamed teasingly while murdering a horde of monsters.

"keep your eyes on me, princess" calorous low voice calling you when he noticed you shut your eyes from all the stimulation. "i want you to watch everything" hummed tracing circles on your swollen clit. "watch while i make you cum so hard."

your hole fluttering as you panted heavily, mewling so sweetly for him everytime his slender fingers curved inside you. pumping you so gently and rhythmically.

"did you see that shit? it had six eyes just like satoru." so handsome and so silly. that guy had you mesmerized.

"s-suguru..." chocked "i-"

"suguru!" you laughed. "you're lucky he doesn't have six ears!"

"humm... yes sweetheart, talk to me" mumbled, mouth occupied. "don't hold back"

"that dumbass." he chuckled. "by the way, why were you frozen there? are you alright? he approached until towering you making you feel so vulnerable "talk to me." suguru leaned to rearrange a stray lock from your hair gently.

"im gonna-" chest bouncing, lungs hollowed, muscles contracted. your line snaps.

he swallowed you entirely. satisfied by how you melted, hips shaking, babbling incoherently with fingertips buried in his scalp. after you fell from heaven his glowing eyes observed every feature of your face before planting a kiss on each thigh.

you locked your eyes on his, you were down bad. you felt like your knees would betray you for a second. he had you stuck in a trance before cocking his head confusedly.

your cheeks burned red as you tried to run away from him. "i- i'm just hungry! let's catch up with satoru!"

he smiled watching you walk away. and it was so adorable to him how you kept trying to escape him since two nights ago, when he finally, after years yearning for you, claimed you his.

#istg im gonna scream #i love him your honor #jjk x reader #geto x reader #geto #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #geto smut #geto x y/n #getou suguru x reader #geto x female reader

[ravenlking]

𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐄, 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒

𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑, 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇 don't you forget, i am always on top. got it?

part one (trey, rook, lilia) // part two (leona, floyd)

gender-neutral warnings: - implied relationships :D - enemy-to-lovers trope ;) - slightly heated (lime, but not lemon) genre: fluff a/n: - and we're back with the dom reader! this time, i'm amping it up- we're gonna make this boys simp - i'm sorry but the satisfaction of dominating THE leona kingscholar...watch me sob, cry, scream because HE AINT REAL- - pictures don't belong to me, they go to their original owners! - please give me feedback :)

Let me know if you'd like more!

𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑

Leona Kingscholar...he would be the man of your dreams if only he wasn't so frustrating!

Back in your world, everyone had to work themselves to the bone to even get an ounce of what Leona would have, yet the lazy lion was throwing it all away in a manner that made you fume. Even worse, the damn lion knew about your thoughts on him and would smirk at you.

Today was the last straw. You saw Ruggie panting by the side, face beaded with sweat as you handed him your extra towel and water. Upon prompting, your blood boiled with the news.

"Leona-san keeps making me run errands! I've had to wake up at four am today to wash the laundry, finish the documents for dorm leader, and make breakfast! The moment I finish class, I'm running errands for him while he's lying in the Botanic Gardens napping!"

Before Ruggie could even ask, you stormed away. Your fists were clenched to the side as you made your way to that damn lion.

You slammed him against the wall, angry huffs coming out of your mouth as Leona Kingscholar smirked. Everything about him undoubtedly pissed you off, yet you couldn't help but feel a sense of affection for the man-child. There was something about his rugged looks and the lazy smirk that made you feel a tug in your chest.

"Whatcha gonna do now, herbivore?" He purred out, lazily flicking his tail behind him. He ignored the warm feeling pooling somewhere down there as he stared into your eyes; a glint of mischief could be seen in those emerald eyes of his. Just seeing it made you growl in frustration.

Slamming his hands above his head, you avoided the way his eyes widened in surprise at the sudden strength before pushing him into a strong kiss. Leona let out a surprised grunt before smirking against you, using his tongue to dominate the kiss. It was going to be an easy feat...only it wasn't. You were completely in control, melting the prideful lion into putty in your hands. How satisfying it must have felt~

You let your hands wander high before wrapping themselves in his messy brown locks, and you pulled. Leona's mouth involuntarily let out a loud whine as you smirked. His tail was flicking side to side as his ears twitched from the over-sensitivity.

"If only you were good today," You cooed, giving him a sharp-toothed grin accompanied by a satisfied glint in your eyes. "then we would be having much, much more fun."

"Herbivore- nGH! Please, please~"

𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇

Reigning in Floyd seems like an impossible task. Everyone in NRC has heard of his unpredictable mood swings and his crazy schemes. In fact, the teachers were this close to giving up on him. They were seriously wondering how was stoic Jade related to a menace like Floyd.

Enter: You.

You were like an unstoppable hurricane, decimating everything in your path. You crushed pathetic bullies under your feet easily, carried seniors twice your size with one hand easily, many on campus feared you. But Floyd Leech didn't.

No, he loves toying with you.

"Come on, shrimpy~" He would whine, pulling you backward with his inhuman merman strength. "Come play with me!"

"Floyd, please," You grunted, pulling away from his tight grasp. "I have homework to finish!"

Floyd pouted, ducking his head, letting the turquoise hair fall in front of his eyes. They glowed gold and black as his mood sunk.

"Just play with me?"

"No."

With that, you walked away, huffing as you flicked the stray hairs out of his sight. Honestly...Floyd's last name was so true in describing the man. He was such a leech. You loved it sometimes but today, you were not in the mood. Not when you had a ton of work that has a very short deadline.

"Y/N~"

That was your only warning before you were glomped from behind. You lost your balance and Floyd took the chance to twist the positions, slamming you roughly against the pillars. So many students were watching with their mouths open but the merman only gave you a sly grin.

"If I can't your attention the other day, I guess I'll just use this!"

With that, Floyd bit your neck, sucking on a sweet spot making you groan. You dropped your books before roughly grabbing onto his head, jerking him off your neck and onto your lips. Floyd let out a pleased hum that was quickly cut off when you turned the positions around and slammed him against the pillar instead.

"So that's how you like it," You muttered between kisses as Floyd nodded eagerly. His arms snaked up and down your body but you put a stop to it, gripping his arms together tightly so he can't move.

Floyd huffed and tried to pull away but you positioned your knee between his legs and his eyes widened, letting out a short whine of surprise.

"Fine, you dirty player. How about midnight? At my place?"

#yall really like dom reader don't you- #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #dom reader #twst imagines #leona kingscholar #twst leona #twst floyd #floyd leech #savanaclaw #octavinelle

[arttrampbelle]

Mk bi-han friendship. Self indulgent self insert. blurb:

New hc. New hc. New blurb!

Ok ok.

Self indulgent.

For bi-han lovers too!

Cuz y'all need food. But hey. Im trying.

Cw: not really any. You all good. It's self indulgent tho. So not an x reader. More of me trying to have friendship with bi-han (friendship? Again? Yes friendship again)

Platonic relationship and friendship with the ninjas because fuck yeah!

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Basically. It goes like this.

I fight bi-han. Out of accident. Thinking it was a task by my sifu shang tsung.

But the others were him in disguise.....cept bi-han. That wasn't planned. Shang was worried.

I barely defeated him. Barely.

However,i had major respect for the ninja none the less.

Despite the ordeal,shang didn't bump into him again. However...

I,years later. I bump into him again. He was mostly there as a spy. To pry and give info back to quan-chi. He hated this and only did the bare minimum (hey we've been there. Can you blame him?) However,this time was different for bi-han.

Bi-han finding out im now shang's wife. Years later,not the spunky little snark as i used to be. Now stands before him a courtly woman,with a gleam in her eye of all the presence of a dragon empress. And a deadly foe. Or....perhaps a friend?

"Not surprising in the least,i figured much. Given how he acted around you." bi-han says.

Me being absolutely courteous to him and polite. Welcoming him to join for tea.

Bi-han taken aback but accepted the hospitality.

"You are very kind,gentle for being the sorcerer's lover" bi-han said.

" *chuckles* do not mistake my generosity for demure coyness bi-han. I could kill you easy. But i won't,i gain nothing from it. Nor is it worth killing such a skilled warrior."

Lady tsung retorted.

"Then why have tea with me?"

Bi-han asked curiously,as to why lady tsung would do this. Let alone a spy for quan-chi. (Look at the moment he was. He hadn't broken free quite yet from quan chi....yet. also no hanzo n him aren't enemies anymore. They aint friends but they aren't enemies but sadly bi-han is still plagued by the wraith noob-saibot. And under quan chi. The bald bitch he is.)

"I have a proposal,if you are willing to listen?"

Lady tsung ask him.

"What is it that you could possibly offer me?"

Bi-han asked,eyebrow cocked.

"A thing you desire more than anything" lady tsung saying with a sly grin.

"Your freedom,with a beautiful chilling side of revenge."

Bi-han leaned in while sipping his tea. Delicious,fruity and floral it was.

"I'm listening my lady" a small smile spread across to the corner of his face. Knowing,maybe she had a plan to help him. As lady tsung hated quan chi,more than anything. Although bi-han had to be cautious,as this was SHANG TSUNG'S wife after all. They shared everything,including cunning and hidden secrets.

Bi-han had to take this risk though. It was a risk worth taking. Especially if it ment to see himself as himself again. And especially,to be able to face his brother,once more. As the man,he was supposed to be.

#some bi-han kontent?! on your dash?! it's more likely then you think! #mortal kombat #blurb #hc #my hcs #self indulgent i know but hey bi-han needs friends fr #bi-han #bi-han mortal kombat #subzero #subzero mortal kombat #subzero mk #self insert #mk self insert #lady tsung #shang tsung #shang tsung mortal kombat #shang tsung mk #bihan subzero #bi-han subzero

[i-dont-pay-taxes]

Umurangi Generation: The last generation who has to watch the world die - quick review/analysis

Umurangi generation is a first person photography game set in a fictional cyberpunk-ish world where humanity is facing an extinction level event. We follow our voiceless MC and his group of equally voiceless (yet endlessly stylish) friends on their trip around new zealand.

The game is split into 8 different stages, consisting of classic punk street slums, restricted rooftops and military bases. Our goal is to take pictures of certain objects or people around the map within the 10 minute time limit, these tasks are called photo bounties. The game also includes bonus objectives with every mission, like collecting all hidden film canisters, taking a photo of all your friends, or finding a spot to recreate the picture of a postcard you are shown in the pause menu.

Stage 1 - The start of your photography taking spree is a small rooftop brimming with graffiti and the punk spirit. This stage acts as the tutorial of the game, containing easy to find photo bounties and collectables. The main thing of note is about this stage is just how nostalgic it makes me feel. To be honest, I've never gone onto restricted rooftops full of punk graffiti, yet the amazing art direction and colour palette make this place feel like a sanctuary of teen angst, as if I've missed countless conversations between friends which have all moved on. It invokes that same feeling as seeing years old graffiti where someone confesses their love to a person you have never met. A painful hit of nostalgic melancholy. All in all an amazing stage which sets a great starting tone for this game.

Stage 2 - Turns out i forgot to mention that the indie punk environmentalist game has a complicated relationship with the government (the UN to be specific). The second stage is set on a UN military base which is riddled with tired soldiers and graffiti expressing anti UN sentiment ("I just wanted meaning in life yet here I am" and "My dreams of being an audio engineer are over." are some of the more notable ones). The base is a clear sign that the UN is trying to stop whatever world ending event is happening, much to the dismay of the people. The stage also contains a hint at what might be causing all this, with a sign counting the number of killed "squids" (they look like jellyfish but fine). Upon completion of every stage we get a new camera lens or picture editing option, and this stage requires smart use of the camera lens we got on the past stage to earn a bounty, teaching the player about smart positioning. At this point in my playthrough i had assumed this game had a strong anti UN sentiment, but later I found another way of looking at things, that comes later tho. Not my favorite stage, but a well done one nonetheless.

Stage 3 - Anyone else love cyberpunk? For me it's not the futuristic technology or sci fi story that's intriguing, but the lively backstreets and (depressingly) squeezed housing. This stage is just that, with even more anti UN (and cop! how political!) messaging, so much so that the stage is a no UN allowed zone, with cops not even responding to any crisis calls. From a gameplay perspective it's a way more vertical stage, with a few bounties being hidden up high on the rooftops. Not much more to say about this one, past complimenting it's amazing design.

Stage 4 - If the stage before was about realistic cyberpunk streets, that being dirty, cramed and depressing housing, then this stage is about the cyberpunk utopia. Bright neon signs and loud dance parties can be found above a tunnel filled with the homeless (and more dance parties!). This stage aint for me, as I dislike the bright neon colour scheme... still, it provides a fine, I'd even say amazing, set up for the next stage (remember that). An interesting thing we see are these huge UN walls blocking off all exits. While they were present in the first stage, their position was far away. This stage is, in my opinion, the worst in the game. Not that bad to be the worst stage in this masterpiece of a game tho.

Stage 5 - The bright streets sure were relaxing, what follows them is logically a warzone. Stage 5 starts on the same UN base from stage 2 (yay, reusing assets in a smart and clever way!), but a huge battle has started between the soldiers and... a giant jellyfish squid godzilla thing? The spawn point of the stage is like a flashbang, with people in front of you fighting for their life. The contrast between this and the rest of the game is amazing, and shows how it's not afraid to make darker stages to tell it's story if need be. The stage from a gameplay perspective offers a bigger challenge, with the player having to avoid squid corpses and find their bounties in a pretty dark area. One of my favorite stages as well.

Stage 6 - My favorite stage. A train ride after the battle that happened on the stage before. Everyone stands around in a surprisingly relaxed way, taking their time. From an outside perspective this level of stoicism (while admirable) is completely unnatural, yet when we take into account the seemingly inescapable and unstoppable ending of the world that is to come, that level of calm nihilism is only logical, even if depressing. The photography we do feels like a distraction this time, an unnecessary hassle. This game may present itself like it's about photography, but by now that's clearly not the case. It's about facing the end.

Stage 7 - The train stopped and the last bastion of human bureaucracy is left doing things that bureaucracy does. People stand in line waiting to get let through a UN checkpoint. We don't see anyone actually moving, or really doing anything, we just see people waiting, not even annoyed as it doesn't matter if they are let through or not. Some people are dancing, not even bothering to step in line, deciding a death embraced is the best way to go. We take our pictures as usual and continue, as there is nothing our camera can do to help.

Stage 8 - Back where it all started, back on that same restricted rooftop. It's nostalgic melancholy is finally realised as we watch the giant godzilla jellyfish squid thing threaten humanity. Humans arent really meant to face death, you know? Our friends stand around, some sit and look, some dance, we take pictures, but really none of us know what a proper response would be. The UN built a big fuck off robot thing to fight the damn godzilla, i mean that just aint the action of someone who's accepted death. And so we wait, our destruction ensured, taking out final batch of photos. I can't call that nihilism, I think it's not a lack of hope, but an acceptance that hope won't help.

One final photo - We are transported to a beach, no context is needed. We are dead. Humanity is dead. As we look up we see the thing that caused our doom, and our last action is clear.

After pulling out our camera, a click can be heard, following which are the credits. At the very end it says: "Umurangi Generation: The last generation who has to watch the world die".

My own interpretation of the story - At first, as I've said before, I thought this game had a straightforward anti UN message... and to be honest, it somewhat does. Still, I believe this is moreso a story about what being a generation that has to face the death of humanity is like. We are destroying the planet, to say the least. We are watching our world die, and the generation after us will also have to do the same, so to be the last generation who has to watch the world die is something both overwhelmingly scary, but also indescribably easing. The ending of a book is always somewhat relaxing, no matter if good or bad.

I don't think I need to point out the obvious connection between global warming and the story of this game, but i'll just add that one of your friends is a penguin, and I chuckled when i got the irony of being in the same position as the penguin, losing my life to something i can not stop.

The anti UN sentiment this game provides is a direct response to the mishandling of major national crises in the year of 2020, from my personal reading this game isn't so much against the UN as it's against the damaging of local citizens and cultures by the UN's mismanagement.

Conclusion - The game is fucking good go buy it already!

#umurangi generation #essay #video game #Review #Taxes writes things #Cyberpunk #photography #new to tumblr #How does this all work???

[faerieismm]

hello helloo! so i’ve been working on this little prompt ish fic for few days or so, i hope it all makes sense since i wrote it over multiple days and honestly, brain was not really helping me much :} anyways, this one’s for my bestie!

luci comfort? kinda?

tw: su!c!de, pills, making plans (lmk if i missed any!!)

genre: angst, comfort

you felt a big hand being placed on your shoulder softly. you jumped at the touch, having been far in your thoughts moments before. your eyes looked dull. lucifer’s face twitched into a look of worry. he’d noticed your pill box staying full, the lessons and homework you forgot, sometimes missing dinner, you and satan didn’t really went out anymore.

lucifer noticed everything that was going on, and you knew that, but right now you couldn’t care less. you were rather busy doing other things. you had thought of the perfect plan, or so you thought.

but as i said, lucifer noticed everything that was going on, and so he dropped all his work, not even telling diavolo what was going on, and made sure to be by your side at all times. he made sure that if he really needed to go to another room and he couldn’t take you (luci aint taking you to the toilet sis sorry😔) one of his brothers, the one you feel most comfortable with, would be with you.

he tried to talk to you, but he didn’t get much out of you. thats okay, he would keep trying. in the mean time he tried to make you do some small easy tasks to get ur mind off of things, and tried to give you some routine, eat, drink, take pills, take a small walk with you. everything to try and make you feel better. now, lucifer knew that some things he just couldn’t solve for you, but he cared about you, more than he’d ever admit, so he had to do something.

you had had a long day today, and the little energy that you had gathered was completely gone. lucifer had to go to the human realm for some urgent business, and your mind was empty, you felt numb. you hadn’t been able to focus on a single thing today, all because of one single thought that had been circling through your head.

maybe it was time. for real now. you had thought it over for a few weeks now, and you decided this was the time.

suddenly your mind wondered off to lucifer. what would he be doing right now? surely it was really important, but still you felt like maybe you just weren’t worth it. he had been sticking to your side for the past few weeks, helping you do all sorts of things but mostly just keeping you alive, but for some reason the plan still stuck in your mind.

“yo m/c!!!” mammon ran up to you.

“ya wanna go with us to play some games with levi?” beel approached the two.

you shook your head and walked to your room without saying a word. dropping your stuff to the ground and lifting your mattress. you had collected some pills which mammon had gotten when he was collecting to sell rare items.

as you heard some commotion outside of your room, you went to lock the door and resumed to get the pills from your bed. screwing open the bottle, you grabbed a hand full and swallowed.

you had to swallow a few times before all the pills were consumed, couching in the process.

stumbling to the bed, you let yourself fall over, staring at the door. all kinds of thoughts entered your head, mostly focused on lucifer.

“i’m sorry.” a whisper. there wasn’t anyone around, but you said it aloud for some reason.

this was all for the better right?

there wasn’t anything to live for anymore right?

this was what you wanted right?

no one would miss you right?

you noticed your mind slowing down, your body starting to drift off and your eyes getting blurry. you gave into the slumber like state.

and slowly, you were gone.

mammon rattled your door. he’d been doing this for atleast 15 minutes now.

he didn’t want to just barge in as he thought you might be doing ehem something else. but he was getting worried.

beel was standing behind him, a look of concern on his face. he had a bad feeling about this. he wished with all his heart his assumptions were wrong and he wouldn’t have to lose another being so precious to him.

slowly the other brothers started to gather too, and a discussion began on having open the door or not. satan suggested to just kick down the door, but not all agreed and one thing let to another, getting lost in the moment.

a sudden bang shocked them all.

but what they saw was even more shocking. lucifer stood in the, what was once, doorstep, fully in demon form, and before they could lay their eyes on it again, lucifer was hunched over your shaking body.

now lucifer didn’t cry often, once in a blue moon one might even say, but the tears seemed to come all out now.

his tears slowly dripped on your shirt, forming a wet spot. how could it have gotten to this? he should’ve stayed. a big wave of regret flowed through him. he cared for you, he cared for you so deeply. no, he loved you even. he loved you!

in a panic he scooped you up in his arms and flew away, he had to find a professional, and fast. lucifer had his ties tho.

the sound of a bleeping monitor was echoing through his head. it drove him crazy, yet he needed it like the air in his lungs. he had to know. he had to know, and until he did, he would stay here, right here by your side.

oh how he wished you would suddenly open your eyes and smile at him. he should’ve just stayed here, with you. i mean, surely he would’ve been able to stop it then wouldn’t he?

lucifer was convinced, even though being the avatar of pride, it was his fault. he knew you weren’t okay, he knew you needed professional help, and he was working on it but, he should’ve had done more.

he studied your face for awhile, but soon hung his head down in defeat. suddenly he realized how tired he was. softly going face first into the mattress. it was hard to fight the sleep, but he should stay awake in case anything happens. his eyelids were getting dangerously heavy tho.

his body jolted when a hand was placed on his head, softly petting his hair. he looked up in the speed of light and he couldn’t believe his eyes.

there you were, a soft smiling trailing your lips, and a hand stretched out to him. a deep sigh of relieve left his body and a satisfied and soft smile marked his lips.

“i am so glad you are awake.” it was almost a whisper.

you just sat there, smiling at eachother, but certainly he had to adres the elephant in the room. he went on to tell you you would be getting help of the best professionals the devildom had to offer, and he would make sure there was haste.

“i’m just so glad your still here with me, i care about you, love you. and so do my brothers. being in your presence is simply delightful to me and i would never want to lose you. after all, there are still so many things we must do.”

“it will all be okay, i promise you that. one day you will be so glad you made it through and are still here. you are strong, funny, kind, and i simply admire you. i love you M/C.”

hello my dearest friend and luci simp :} the last lines were actually a little end note from me to you but i decided to make luci say it because after all it is his comfort fic🫡🫡 but i really mean it, all of it. ily<3

yours truly,

#obey me x reader #lucifer obey me #lucifer om #lucifer x reader #lucifer angst #omswd #lucifer #obey me luficer #obey me luci x reader #obey me lucifer x reader

[fluffytriceratops]

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter one]

chapter one: "𝚖𝚛𝚜 𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢."

notes: i'm not in uni so i don't know what i'm talking about most of the time huehue

chapter two: "bootymeat."

««•◦ ✪ ◦•»»

Friday, 2:28 pm.

y/n

guess who failed her mid terms??

*le cry*  

bokubro

wtf tell me you're joking-

tsukitsuki

i can't say i'm surprised

kendoll

we knew it was going to happen eventually

no one should be surprised at this point

tetsu

wth?! even after all my tutoring??

y/n

well fuck you guys too-

thanks for the support, dickheads

bokubro

hey!! what about me?? 😭😭

y/n

not you bo, you're such a bean i luv you 🥰  

bokubro

AHH I LUVE YOU TOOO SDJdfj 🥰🥰🥰

kendoll

you guys disgust me

tsukitsuki

i dont have the patience for this

y/n

eat shit

queen keiji

aren't we forgetting something? are we just going to let her off the hook that easily?

tetsu

HOW DID YOU FAIL YOUR MIDTERMS

tsukitsuki

cuz she's an idiot

y/n

shut up string bean!

and technically i only failed one class-

but i just barley passed in most of the other's so..

👁👄👁👌✨

queen keiji

but i thought kuroo was helping you study?

bokubro

yeah! and you sounded so sure of yourself earlier

tetsu

don't blame this on me, she did this to herself

you guys sit with her for hours on end trying to get her to focus. it aint an easy task.

y/n

he was- i'm not even going to try to lie, he's right 🥲

kendoll

like i said, stupid

y/n

kenma i swear--- i will destroy your village in minecraft dont test me

👺👺👺

kendoll

not my fault you have half a brain cell

tsukitsuki

didn't you help build that village?

y/n

fuck you guys

i'm going out to eat sushi & boba and i'm not bringing any of you 🖕

bokubro

heyy!!!

WHAT ABOUT ME

queen keiji

excuse me??

tetsu

RUDEEEE

y/n

BESIDES YOU THREE ofc 💕

tetsu aren't you in class rn? and bo do you not have practice soon??

tetsu

yeah but we're just reviewing stuff from monday

plus it'll be over soon

bokubro

shit i nearly forgot

wait for ME???

pPLEASE?

kendoll

i want boba

tsukitsuki

i want sushi

y/n

well too fucking bad you guys can eat shit

soggy anus's

tsukitsuki

do you not have class in half an hour?

kendoll

soggy anus's? the fuck y/n

y/n

i can eat fast

bokubro

NOOO WAIT FOR ME

PLESSEAE

testu

WAIT FOR ME TOOO

queen keiji

i would also like you to wait for me

y/n

UGHHGHGH

FINEEE

but no kenma or tsukishima, they can suck my toes

tsukitsuki

that's fucking disgusting

is that some weird kink of yours?

kendoll

i change my mind

i don't want to go out with you anyway

bokubro

wait actually?

y/n are you into that stuff?

kendoll

i wouldn't put it past her, she's probably into all kinds of weird shit

y/n

EWW NO

SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

tsukitsuki

how am i supposed to know what you meant?

i think what you want is pretty clear, nasty hoe

queen keiji

if you guys don't stop pissing her off none of us are going to be able to go

tsukitsuki

idc i'll go out with kozume

kendoll

i'd be up for that

bokubro

WAIT I WANNA COME TOO

y/n

THATs IT I"M GOING TO GET FOOD NOW PISS OFF FUCKERS

BO YOU FKCING TRAITOR

queen keiji

what did i say

tsukitsuki

idc either way

kendoll

i hope you choke

bokubro

NO WAIT Y/N IM SORRYRY

tetsu

wait y/n my class is over in like 2 minutes

let me come with!!  

y/n

KISS MY ASS

except for kaashi and tetsu💕

and ye- i'll wait for you i'm outside of my english classroom

kendoll

ew no

i knew you were into some nasty shit

bokubro

Y/N NOO

I"M SOWWRY

I DIDNT MEAN ITTTT

tetsu

alright, i'm leaving now!

y/n

thats your punishment for betraying me

now you know how it feels

keiji are you able to come now too?

kendoll

don't worry bo, you can come with us

tsukitsuki

exactly you don't want to hang out with her anyway

we're better

y/n

fuck you!

bo don't go! if you don't go i'll come pick you up after practice with food! anything you want, my treat!

queen keiji

i can't rn, i am also in class but if you're going to bring bokuto food, can you bring me some too please?

bokubro

does this mean you're not mad at me anymore ?

kendoll

dont fall for it bokuto!

tsukitsuki

yeah, come with us

y/n

bo i could never be mad at you!!! i love you so much~! 🥰🥰🥰

and sure, i'll get you something too keiji ^^  

queen keiji

alright, thank you 🙂

bokubro

I LOVE YOU TOOO DFSJDF 🥰🥰🥰 get me something with LOTS of meat please!!

y/n

okie! keiji do you have a preference on what you want?

tetsu

okay im back im with y/n now

kendoll

you don't have to tell us that

tetsu

i wanted to 😎

tsukitsuki

that emoji doesn't even make sense

tetsu

yes it does!

queen keiji

not really. you know what i like i trust you.

bokubro

ahh i gotta go now! ill see you later y/n!!

y/n

alrighty! see you soonish bo!!

tetsu

bye bo!

queen keiji

have fun at practise

bokubro

byeee! and thanks akaashi, I will 😊

y/n aight losers we're off i shall see you at home

tsukitsuki

or you could move out

y/n

shut up prick you're gonna see my hobo ass whether you want to or not

kendoll

we'd rather not

Friday, 3:56 pm.

y/n

mrs kwan is my sugar daddy

tsukitsuki

what the fuck

kendoll

as in the babysitter from cat in the hat?

tetsu

i just cackled so loudly- everyone is starring as me

y/n

yeah that's her 🥰

queen keiji

i don't know how to feel about this

kendoll

idk if i should be concerned or not

tsukitsuki

there is something mentally wrong with you

tetsu

im all for it, id smash

tsukitsuki

any sliver of respect i had for you is gone

y/n

ikr? she's such a hottie 😏🥵 tsuki doesn't know what he's missing

tetsu

clearly 🥵

tsukitsuki

that's it im changing the locks when i get home

kendoll

I'll help you

queen keiji

y/n aren't you in class rn? pay attention

y/n

okay okay!

...

would you smash kaashi?

tetsu

we need a tie breaker

queen keiji

...

yeah, sure

tsukitsuki

ive never been more disappointed

kendoll

agreed

gru is better

tsukitsuki

i hate you all

Friday, 6:18 pm.

bokubro

what'd i miss? 😂 dunno who she is imma look her up—

ohhh! yeah id smash 👁👄👁🤌✨

#fluffytriceratops #hq #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu!! #hq x reader #hq reader insert #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu reader insert #hq fanfic #hq fanfiction #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fanfic #atsumu miya #atsumu miya x reader #miya atsumu #hq atsumu #hq atsumu miya #miya twins #miya atsumu x reader #atsumu x reader #hq textfic #hq texts #haikyuu texts #haikyuu textfic #osamu miya #miya osamu #suna rintarou #suna rintarō #rintaro suna

[bonniethebun]

I"ve got

TWST BRAINROT✨

So i thought i may give It a shot at writing this Lil idea i drafted in my head

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I just thought this as Fem yuu but i ended up writing It as GN as i could, the only fact is that yuu's hair is long

Feel free to read it either romantic or platonic

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BRAIDING HAIR (MOSTLY 3RD YEARS)

The class bell to the course of 1st years rang to announce their break period, normally the ramshackle perfect would be seen hanging out with other 2 freshies, but those 2 we're known to get in trouble rather quickly. Due to one of them screwing Up part of a project (dont bother asking Who was the culprit, that fight Will never go DOWN) ace and deuce stayed at the classroom talking with the teacher, asking a classmate about the Next class

" the teacher had a appointment so that class is cancelled for the day"

Roaming the patio in search for a way to kill time, Who or how could you hang out ? Most of the people you know are in their class, expect the third years. If you're not wrong the"ll have P.E meaning they had extra time to change uniform and stretch, maybe saying Hi to trey and Cater was the best option. Mid walk you runned into Ortho.

_Hi Lil Shroud

_Good morning Prefect

_ what are you up to day ?

_ not much, just grabbing a water bottle for my brother.

_ He'S alredy at EP, weird that he ALREDY doesnt take an extra water bottle

At the mentionf of the class his voice had a very sutile change of tone

_ Hes been needing more and more water every session of this class, i know it's supposed to be good but i know it's rather for his lack of physical condition than making a good habit

_Its that so ? I think i can help relieve a little bit of the problem if you want me to

_ you do ???

_maybe, i was heading the the running track either way, but i"ll need grab a hair comb for your brothers hair

And before even finishing the instruction the boy runned to grab what you had asked for so you Two could go straight to where PE Was usually done

_ so what's your plan for the comb Prefect

_ oh im gonna teach you how to braid

_ braid hair ?? How's that gonna help ??

_ with all due respect, your brothers hair is too long and he doesnt keep It, hes probably getting more sweaty and hot cuz he doesnt tie his hair properly

_ Well i Hope your idea works!!! Im still exited that your gonna teach me something

Very short before arriving you bumped into just the guys you we're searching

_ heeeeeyy mini Shroud, Prefect, what brings you to our class babies ?

_ never thought you jogged

_ not much guys, just helping Ortho

_ The prefect's gonna teach me how to braid hair !!!

_ AWWWWWWW THAT'S TOTE ADORBS !, wish i could record youu

_ Who says you cant ? We're doing idia's hair

_ I ... Dont think that would be an easy task guys

_ sorry guys, dont wanna burst your Bubble but i gotta agree with Trey, that's totally mission imposible

_ that aint stopping me

The 4 went and meet the other 3rd years alredy warming Up for Vargas hell class, even if It was a simple flying lesson tha Guy knew how to EXHAUST THEM.

Vil and rook were there. impressivly even leona was there, lying down but there. You went on to greet the ones you personally knew. Ortho quickly went on to deliver what Idia asked for.

_ Oh THANK GOD you made It in time

_ of course Bro, by the way-

_ Hold on why do you brought my comb ?

_ The ramshackle's Prefect told me braiding your help would help you not to over Heat during PE

_ Sorry not gonna happpen

That was your cue to aproach the Two, as son as He Saw you he knew something awkard was gonna happpen, his fly or fight instint really were about to make him BOOK IT, by muscle memory he sat up and tried to leave

_ com'on dude dont be like that

_ Noppity nope. Yo known ion like attention !

_ i alredy told Ortho

Even if you Two we're kinda comfy due both being playing buddies, something like that was too extrovert of his liking. But he saw Orthos puppy's, well its not exactly puppy eyes but he knew his Lil sibling too well

_ i know you dont exactly like It, but from a long haired person that hates P.E to another im just trying to give you a tip

In his POV, every single person around was hyper focusing in the conversation, making him want to back Up even more, but again He couldn't resist his Lil brother's Plea

_ IS for your owmn good and i really wanna do this.

Still he didnt want to be peer presured

_ its no use i told you, i dont want to get frilled Up rn

The voice of The very one and only Vil chimmed from where he was sitting

_ If you really get Idia to do this you May as well the the level of the great Seven

You scoofed trying to get the attention out of the comment he made, in a desperate try to get Idia to Understand what you wanna do

_ listen you want to keep be uncomfy and all sweaty during this or want the help, It"ll be quick. Plus Ortho IS the one learning, ill only intervine if i must

That almost "mother scolding her child" tone was the last nail in the coffin for him to succub, only hoping that the embarrsing moment would at least be worth ir

_ i swear if this doesnt least help a bit-

_ Ortho he said yes

_hurray!!

NOW Idia could say people were watching, most in awe of how you and the robot child manage to make him bend. Deciding to stick to what you said, you just gave Ortho the instructions

_ first take all the hair and part It in three strands

_ like this ??

_ good enough, now just Cross over the strands

Robots seems to take instructions REALLY literal, he was struggling and your BEST option was to just guide his hand so you did.

_ Try this way, you gotta keep a pattern, center right left

_ I did It !

_and look, if you do It over instead of under the braid looks more puffy

_ It really does

_NoW you just need to practice, Imma teach you the one i wear for excersice, pass me the comb pls

You halted, you were about to touch idia's hair when the sutile warm in your hand remembered the other reason you werent doing It yourself

_whats wrong Prefect ???

_ THERES SOMETHING WRONG ?? WHATS WRONG ??

_ no no, It just that i can't touch idia's hair

The older should seemed relieved, as if an angel heared his prayers, but THERES NEVER a dull moment at NRC, Vil intervined and casted an spell,

_ May as well finish what you started potatos, It a fire proof spell

That's was It Idia attempted to leave compleatly, this was the last straw, Ortho tried to stop him

_ where are you going ??

_sorry but i dont want to do this anymore

NOW you stepped in, a bit irritanted Cuz its always annoying when you're doing someone's hair and they keep moving

_You better sit back DOWN

_ IM NOT THE TYPE TO GET ALL DOLL UP IM NOT GONNA

_just let potato do It

_ Im not doing It for dolling you Up, its grooming theres a difference, ask leona if you dont belive me

_ You better not involve me in that herbívore. Asking the diff to getting pretty and shit and actually getting the hair out of the way for an USEFULL reason IS so dumb

Now the attention was to the lion beastman, but you manage to keep the Shrouds in check, Vil however went to give him a piece of mind

_ look, if im WRONG and it isnt help full, ill leave you Alone and buy you that collectionable you wanted, but if im correct you buy that game's Battle pass, do we have a deal ?

He actually thought, he alredy had been humiliated (according to him) plus the deal wasnt that bad

_ fine, but please make it quick

_ now look here Ortho, this one is calle french braid, you do the same but start from the top and do the same and every time you're gonna grab a bit of hair

_ how so ?

You demosntrated, you braided then used the fine part of the comb to take bits of hair and mix It with the Next strands you were gonna braid

_ it's the comb necessary ?

_ you can do It with out the comb but It' just helpful

_i get It, can i try now ?

_ go for It

The scene was almost endereing, Cater knew better than to just aproach with phone in hand but he did manage to snap a few pics and videos juust for the memory. It eventually made the bickering between leona and vil to cease, with help of Rook of course

_ i still can't belive nous tricker manage to tame such a timid target, c'est incroyable

_ That i must admit, i havent been able to get him to at least BRUSH IT properly

Even if Idia didnt want to admit, theres was a part of him that's was kinda Happy that his brother and him did a different type of bonding

_ i finished the last part of the scalp, now what do i do ?

_ finish It normally like how i taught you

And indeed he continued down the hair,It was dificult with the amount of hair Idia had but he managed

_ now what ?

_ tie It

_ done, what do you think ? Did i do It right ?

You evaluate the result of your now student, It really did noticable that It was his first time but a good job never the less

_ its good, but i think It need something, Vil do you have any spare hair pins you dont use ?

_ spare hair pins ? But of course

You grabbed the pins he lend to you and used then to wrap part of the hair and then pin it

_ that way It wont bother you

_ that's so cool, thank you so much prefect

_ thnks i guess...

_ now you just need to practice and you'll get better at it

_ can i practice with your hair ?

_ herbívore, since you're soooo in the mood for braiding do mine, It unraveled

_ you really dont know the words please dont you ?

_ whatever you said model boy

braids are something you enjoy doing so you didnt mind. You got to work on his tiny side braids and Ortho put in practice what you taught him. From the sides, now Cater, after streching enough was free to "make more memories" aka more content for his magicam

_ITS A BRAID TRAIN, im totally posting these

You finished to tie leonas braid and sat Up so orhto could have a more comfy position

_ braid train ???

Ace and deuce have just arrived

_ way to give a woman's touch prefect

_ the hells that suppouse to mean

_ i mean it in the best way

_ You really cant Word what you say properly huh

_ shut It deuce

_ now dont start a fight just cause you cant braid

_ OF COURSE I CAN PREFECT, Let me handle It Ortho

_DO NOT LET HIM HE'S GONNA TANGLE MY HAIR

_ wasnt going to, engage protecting mode

The Two were about to defend themself until Vargas came to teach his class and separete the boys

_ as much as i would like to coach you, freshman shouldnt be here, now scram

_ where are YOU going Ortho ??! Are you GONNA leave your older brother to fend by himself ?

_ but i want to keep braiding !

_ were just borrowing him, plus is just a flying lesson, we"ll be back when your lesson's over

_ .... Fine but you better do as you say

_ Ace trapolla if you do tangle the prefect's hair or i"ll take matters in my own hands

_ y-yes Vil...

And with that the little group went on with their day. Each of them having a turn to braid your hair.

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Should i do another draft with the other long haired char like Malleus and Jamil ?

#twst x reader #twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #twst ortho #twst idia #twst vil

[thotsforvillainrights]

Okay okay, final follow up to the last Sakaki smut pinkie promises

(Ah yes of course...the uh...the part when he...Imma be real and tell you right now that I don’t remember where I left off but my return to writing will be completely off the top of my head. So here you go lol)

~Tender Hearts~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

-Being in love with someone like him was never an easy task but the tender moments between the two of you were a sort of reward. A beacon of light shining through each and every dark time you shared in the early half of the relationship. So many obstacles began to remove themselves here and there until you’d gotten to the point where you no longer felt that beacon needed to shine as brightly as it used to. The soft moments were more often than not and you were personally happy to had finally reached this point in your relationship with each other.

-Just as now you were spending such a sweet moment with each other, despite the circumstances that led you here of course.

-”Ugh, how in the hell did you get blood in your hair too? What did you do to them?” You grumbled as you tried to scrub the dried mess from his tangled locks, applying more soap to the loofa and scrubbing furiously at his scalp. He shrugged at you. “Not my blood so not my problem. Besides, they were cornering in on our turf and the boss ordered us to get them taken care of. Look at me, I aint got a single scratch. Can’t yah be happy about that at least?” You rolled your eyes and poured the water over his head, hoping to wash away the last of his filth away. “Whatever. Get out and dry yourself off so we can get to bed soon. I’ve got work in the morning yknow.”

-His intentions were as clear as light when you watched the smirk that etched itself onto his face. He widened his arms and spoke up. “Why don’t you get in instead? I think I outta return the favor for you bein so sweet and washing my rats nest for me, eh?” You scoffed immediately. “Yeah right, nice try but it’s not going to work tonight. Besides, the water is filthy.” You pointed at the no longer soapy water. He shrugged again. “Care to make it filthier?” He wiggled his brows and you laughed. Your eyes cut to the nearby clock on the wall as you surveyed the time. Finally after some time of contemplating things, you finally decided to indulge in his scandals just for once. It’d been a while since the two of you had gotten to be intimate with each other considering that it was the end of the month and Overhaul was working the precepts to the near brink of death to fill some sort of stupid quota he created the year before. 

-So you indulged yourself, slowly stripping out of your clothes and trying not to laugh at the way his eyes seemed to be focused ridiculously hard on you. When you stripped you also decided to give him a little show as well, to which he clapped playfully when you finished. He wasted no time in touching you as soon as you’d gotten into the tub with him. He couldn’t seem to get a good enough grip onto your skin now that you were soaking wet, but he still took it as a challenge when he grabbed at your hips and silently willed you to have a seat on him. You tried not to laugh when he failed the first 4 times, uttering a gruff “damn it” into the air. When he was finally able to successfully get situated into you, all the comedy had left the air. In place of it was need and that weird couple of seconds you two shared in these moments where it felt as though you’d die without one another. He was so soft with you, gently rocking his hips to meet yours. You frowned for a moment at the water spilling over sides of the tub before he spoke quietly. “I’ll clean it up later...”

-He focused all his actions on you in this moment, carefully keeping an eye on you to make sure he isn’t gripping you or touching you too roughly. His kisses mimicked his actions, careful enough to mark you without nibbling or biting down too hard. It was out of his character sure but you cherished these gentle moments you could have with him. Even when he’d waited on you as long as it took for you to cum for him, he still wanted a little bit more. So you found your way to the bedroom not even bothering to dry off first. The rest as they say was history.

#sure it took me a million years to answer this one #and it's not that good #but im happy i finally got around to being able to do it at least #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #deidoro sakaki #shie hassaikai #minors dni #minor dni #Smut

[shitty-mobile-game-reviews]

super slime slimeinator

sorry, super slime simulator. (literally my attitude for the whole game lmao)

yeah, it's a slime game.

it has "slime touching" graphics.

it makes disgusting "slime" noises.

i've terrorized my friends with it.

i love this game, no matter how janky-2004-DS game it is.

the game opens with the worst sound to ever exist,

followed by teaching u how to make a slime, which is pretty simple. u just kinda... make a slime.

...like u choose what type u want to make (u start out with a couple of types, ex. "classic" slime which i personally believe is a government fallacy but u do u) and then u circle ur finger around a dish to make it. then, u choose a colour and mix it in. then u choose 1 or 2 types of decorations and their colours (if they have that option. some don't- lookin at you, "jelly cubes")

some exciting exhilarating gameplay (ignore the ads at the bottom idk why they're there they aint even personalized smh):

then u finish, name it an play with it if you're a psychopath. i prefer the elite route of making slimes and never fuckin touching them bc they're nasty as hell.

there's also a chest thing which is ridiculously easy to unlock and will give you new slime... things:

and for some reason, this game seemingly with no story to it, has SIDE QUESTS. Where we meet, for the second time since the tutorial, the "mascot" for this game: Lulu.

She is just a fuckin person. She's a human mascot who somehow got her little godfearing name on things like "lulu's slime quest" and other equally icky things like that. She also somehow has her own collection of slimes, with ones worse than anything my pathetic little hands could even fathom making.

Note: I have no idea who Noggi is.

and she forces you to make her slimes for her. exactly the way she wants it. or you lose.

there's also some weird games like Slime My Image where u glunk up one of ur photos (I glunked up miku teehee):

And also Slime Painter, where you can colour on a "slime" at will:

And additionally, the real man's gambling, the aptly named Guessing Game:

(i guessed correctly btw)

However, if u have had enough of those games, check out the tons of premade slimes that u can play with.

That is, if ur the kind of person who downloaded this game to...

erm...

to play with slimes.

o_O cringe if thats u

anyway, if u enjoy that, they made a fuckton of disgusting slimes that are strangely reminiscent of something i once knew and desperately want to forget all there for u to......... play with.

Either way, if ur the type of gamer who needs regular validation, there's a series of incredibly rigorous daily quests to complete, which will truly test ur grit and determination as a Super Slime Simulator Pro Gamer™

The quests will demand various things, but most prominently, the grindworthy adventures of:

opening the game (im shakin in my boots)

making a slime (consider my timbers positively shivered upon)

playing with said slime (ew)

playing a single level of Lulu's Slime Quest (crying shaking screaming)

and other such harrowing tasks.

Now that I've briefed u on the game, let's get into some fun little details!

u can't turn the sfx off.

there is no option to turn the sfx off

the sfx make me want to McPerish™

i wanted to listen to music while playing this game but you can't turn the sfx off

there are some "fun and interesting" slime types that nobody's ever made before and nobody ever wants to make! I won't spoil them for u, but u definitely will spoil!

the colour names are fun, flirty and sometimes Pukeworthy! (there's a colour called carmine! how wonderfully fucking disgusting!)

there's one colour that i'm not so sure about!

Also, if you want to SHARE a slime with someone, you can "gift" it to them (gee, thanks) and they recive a fun little gift box all customized by you. mery cihsmast.

SO NOW THAT YOU'RE REALLY HAVING FUN, WANNA HEAR ABOUT OUR OTHER GAMES?

REALLY?

NO?

YOU SURE?

HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU ADS EVERY 20 SECONDS, BUT ALL OF THE ADS ARE FOR DIFFERENT BUT NOT UNSIMILAR GAMES MADE BY OUR COMPANHY?

NOT INTERESTED?

GET SQUISHY MAGICked FUCK YOU

anyway, it's a fun game. 7/10 would squelch again.

That's all for Super Slime Simulator! It's not that bad but certainly quite jank. Loves ya :P

#fun #games #mobile games #online games #video games #weird games #slime game #slime #super slime simulator #an impressively crunk game for an impressively crunk person(?) #silly goofy games #silly goofy #fun game #funky game #funky #very strange game for a very strange little man (girl?)

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

*/w group No.1*

As a team manager it's my job to motivate my team and help them in every which way possible. Never giving up is essential to being a Team Manager, if you want the spirit.

YOU GOTTA SHOW THE SPIRIT!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!

And you gotta make sure your Team is fully and we rested, so if they need a break you gotta give them a break! Overworking your body will just cause problems! And then your body wont be able to comprehend all the pressure and strength your forcing out and you'll hit the floor!

Its why I hated school, during P.E if we needed a break they'd make us do extra. That aint healthy in the slightest.

You gotta make sure your team always does these things: Rest, Stay well hydrated, and Eat. And dont forget Shit. Shitting is very important.

And if you wanna train your team to the max start off slow, give them plenty of breaks, and start working your way up, give them tasks to fulfill at home, obviously make 'em record it so you know they aint slacking. But making them do just the little things like going on a walk everyday for fifteen minutes, keeping that up really helps your body, obviously your legs will hurt, but thats from your old muscles breaking creating newer stronger muscles. And resting really helps that. You gotta take care of your team like they're your family, like a second family.

Guess thats just about it for me! Gonta?

Gonta will tell you all about Entomology! And why Bugs are really our friends!

I know you have arachnophobia Teru so this will help, although some spiders can be venomous they'll only ever bite if they feel threatened if you very gentle and careful with Spider, Spider will simply crawl on palm. Most spiders arent venomous at all, and they really help our houses, they keep away food flies and wasps that try and sting us, and they very friendly and do no harm at all. Most bugs are actually very friendly, like: Centipedes, Stink bugs, Ladybugs, Mantis, Earwigs, Ground beetle, Dragon flies, Silver fish, Crickets, Tachinid flies, Camel crickets, Braconid wasps, Lacewing, Soldier beetles, Cicadas, Walking sticks, Spined soldier bug, Minute pirate bugs, Roly polies, Nabidae, and Mealworms too! All very kind bugs! All our friends too!

You should come with Gonta and meet Gontas friends soon!! Gonta would be very happy to introduce you to all of Gontas bug friends!

Maybe during a time when I feel like it. At the moment, I'm not too keen.

As a chef my responsibilities are very diverse. There's a multitude of qualities that are a must when working in the culinary industry.

•  An absolute passion for food and cooking; •    A total commitment to cleanliness and personal hygiene; •    An ability to work under pressure; •    Time management skills; •    A balanced calm temperament and an ability to maintain equanimity in difficult situations; •    An acute sense of business so as to rake in profits for the organization; •    Good health so that one can spend long hours on their feet, lift heavy pots and pans, work in proximity to fire and heat; •    The ability to take criticism; •    The ability to work as a team member and mentor others once they become experienced enough; •    Has to have the flexibility to take the unconventional hours that the trade demands;

It's also important to have a very keen memory. I've made it my sworn duty to memorize not just recipes, but also my dear friends and families most favorite dishes. All their likes and dislikes are always stored in the back of my mind when needed, or written in note cards. Culinary is what you make it to be. You could take a calm slow and steady approach like with those nearby bakeries, cafes, and other various types of small stores. Or you could take on the big restaurants where business is always booming and you're constantly on your toes. Whatever seems to work for you. At times it's not easy, but nothing worth wild is ever really easy is it?

#teruteru hanamura #sdr2 goodbye despair #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa

[zozo-01]

Fred and bright at a clan meeting where a specific task has to be done and they volunteer Vincent up because "it will be an easy job for a bat shifter"

Vincent is seething and everyone except sam and will (who are laughing at him) is super confused as to how he can shift

Bright and Fred tell Lovely too!!! They tell them that Vincent's crafty when he turns into a bat, and Lovely super confused!! They even find a way to work it in their speech at Vincent and Lovely's wedding.

All in all, Bright and Fred aint letting Vincent live this shit downnnn

#thank you for the fluffy vinny content #i reallyyyy need it now #sleepy ♥️ #zo answerin asks <3 #this is zo speaking

[theitalianmafia]

what if I just hit you with a #5 for uncommon OC asks for all of who you listed >:3c I wanna know

alrighty here we go!

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

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Fiona: She's extremely forgiving and understanding, but if you show blatant disregard for the well being of others she aint gonna trust you. Or if you're Naoise.

She generally believes that trust needs to be given in order for it to be reciprocated, and will give people the benefit of the doubt most of the time unless they have proven otherwise.

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Archibald: My man is smart enough to be a Problem and doesn't exactly trust anyone. He's deeply curious about people and things though, making him the kind of person to be cordial to get close, but is always ready to fucking burn that bridge at the most opportune moment if he gets some bad vibes.

He also kinda has an innate sense of when things are just kinda Wrong in terms of nature. Like he laid eyes on a corrupted sidhe once, never having seen one before and was like "lol time to kill" much to Naoise's displeasure. Deeply curious about things that are supposed to be there, very much "learn what you can and kill asap" with things that shouldn't be. Is that good? sometimes, but your brain has some natural protections from your immune system for a reason.

Long story short? He can seem to be fine with someone, then turn on what seems to be a dime. Constantly in a state of evaluating the world. Many thoughts head full, will never let you know.

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Deidra: if u fuck up once she will not trust u with the same task again. Uncomplicated. Elegant. She's in charge.

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Xolia (star wars version): She's 200 years old, has a lot of perspective. Relaxed but generally on-guard, like how u are at the walmart. Has learned a lot of hard lessons about trust, being the object of mistrust herself (rightfully so). She tries to be forgiving, since she was offered forgiveness and a second chance. Friends are more valuable than enemies.

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Oliarth: golden retriever. puppy dog man. He's the one that took in Xolia, a whole sith lord, when she came to the Jedi for help. He will be your friend. Wants to trust so so bad.

#oc things

[kwockxpressions]

Hazel Yu

1. Name, Year, Major & Hometown 

Hazel Yu, 4th year Statistics major, San Francisco, CA

2. What are you most proud of? 

As an artificial intelligence language model, I don't possess emotions or personal experiences, so I don't feel pride in the way humans do. However, I can provide information and assist users in various tasks, which is something I have been designed to do. I'm here to help you with any questions or information you may need. How can I assist you today?

3. If you could choose a Sanrio character as a pet, which one would it be and why?.

If I were to choose a Sanrio character as a pet, one delightful option would be Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty is one of the most iconic characters created by Sanrio and is beloved by many people worldwide. She is friendly, adorable, and has a gentle demeanor, which makes her an ideal choice as a pet. Hello Kitty's charm and timeless appeal make her a great companion. With her sweet nature and positive attitude, she would bring joy and happiness to any home. Additionally, Hello Kitty's simple and classic design makes her visually appealing. Furthermore, Hello Kitty's popularity means there are numerous merchandise and accessories available, making it easy to find delightful Hello Kitty-themed items to enhance the pet-owner experience. Ultimately, the choice of a Sanrio character as a pet would depend on personal preference. Sanrio has a wide range of lovable characters, each with its own unique traits and qualities. Whether it's Hello Kitty or any other Sanrio character, they all have their own special charm that can bring joy and companionship to their owners.

4. What is the biggest green flag in someone? 

Communication skills: Effective and open communication is essential in any relationship. Someone who actively listens, expresses themselves clearly and honestly, and values open dialogue is demonstrating a strong green flag.

5. What’s your biggest ick? 

Poor hygiene or bad personal grooming habits.

6. If you were Kirby, who/what would you swallow and become? 

If I were to imagine being Kirby, a beloved character from the Nintendo franchise, and had the ability to swallow and absorb the powers of other characters, I would have a vast array of options to choose from. Here are a few possibilities:

Fire Mario: Swallowing Fire Mario would grant Kirby the ability to shoot fireballs and manipulate fire-based attacks.

Link: Swallowing Link would give Kirby the iconic abilities of the Hero of Hyrule, such as wielding a sword, shooting arrows, and using various tools like boomerangs and bombs.

Pikachu: Ingesting Pikachu would bestow upon Kirby the electric powers of the popular Pokémon, allowing him to generate lightning bolts and perform electrical attacks.

Samus Aran: Swallowing Samus Aran would equip Kirby with her powerful suit, granting him access to the iconic arm cannon, missile launchers, and various high-tech abilities.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Consuming Sonic would give Kirby super speed and the ability to curl into a ball to attack enemies with lightning-fast spin dashes.

7. What’s the most embarrassing moment in your life? 

When Kent Batoon sent me a text that said, "girl u aint paying attention r u lol"

8. When’s the last time you cried? 

As an AI language model, I don't have emotions or the ability to cry. I don't experience feelings or have personal experiences. I'm here to provide information and assist with any questions you may have. How can I assist you today?

9. What’s your most used emoji? 

The crying emoji

10. What do you value in friendship and tell me about your best friend? 

Friendship is a special bond that holds great value. In a friendship, I appreciate qualities like trust, mutual support, genuine connection, and shared experiences. Trust forms the foundation of any strong friendship. It involves relying on one another, keeping confidence, and knowing that you can count on your friend in both good times and bad. Mutual support is another key aspect of friendship. True friends uplift and encourage each other, offering a listening ear, guidance, and empathy. They celebrate successes and provide comfort during challenging times. A sense of camaraderie and understanding is nurtured through open and honest communication. A genuine connection is crucial in friendship. It involves a level of understanding, shared values, and common interests. A true friend is someone with whom you can be your authentic self, without fear of judgment. They accept you for who you are and help you grow. Shared experiences create lasting memories and strengthen the bond between friends. Whether it's engaging in hobbies, going on adventures, or simply spending quality time together, these shared moments foster a sense of belonging and create a treasure trove of shared stories.

As an AI language model, I don't have personal relationships or a best friend. I don't possess personal experiences or emotions. However, I'm here to provide information and assist you in any way I can. If there's anything specific you'd like to know or discuss, please let me know, and I'll be happy to assist you.

#peppapigssnootybooties

[jbt7493]

was tagged by kwarrtz

Relationship status: it is also a long distance relationship and im polyamorous

Favourite Colour: i do not have one but like. idk i like the tones of jade, amber, and i like purple.

Song stuck in my head: i dont have one rn but the most recent was aint no sunshine.

Last song I listened to: uhh i dont remember what was playing on the radio while we were driving home but the last song i intentionally listened to was still alive.

Three favourite foods: i dont really have a favorite or even like a priority for top three favorites. but like idk i love seared salmon, i. hm. well i like breaded chicken but its not like my favorite its just kinda my go-to because its easy. similar with mac n cheese. theres a lot of *specific* sandwiches i love but i dont tend to make sandwiches for myself and theyre kinda diverse wrt fillings. i like barbecue chicken pizza but it is nothing incredible. i like pasta with butter/cream/cheese based sauces.

Dream trip: uh unlike kwarrtz i havent really traveled that much just like. visiting family basically. id like to hang out with a lot of people of course but as far as locations. well i am like, a bizarre human being. idk. im just not that allured by travel to places! part of this must be that my surroundings in general have not tended to be that beautiful + i have not Explored very much in quite a long time. like, if i made it a hobby to look for beauty in the environment around me outside i would likely have a stronger desire to see new places. as mentioned hang out with people, got plenty of european friends that itd be cool to visit. maybe for places i could pick somewhere that has nice museums, since i do have a real urge to see beauty in art. so that’d be a motivation. i should check out where pieces from the early 20th century russian avant garde are.

Anything I want right now: welllll i have like. a weird brain as mentioned. so it’s hard for me to prioritize something to put here. and a lot of hypotheticals are like inaccurately ranked in terms of ‘realness’. like it genuinely feels equally silly to talk about ‘i want to have my brain work properly and be able to get stuff done’ as to talk about ‘i want magic powers’. which is a bit silly in of itself. uhh, money is cool but as mentioned like dreaming for a million dollars seems equally fake to dreaming for magic powers. of them though i mean magic powers would obviously be the best to get but i think it’s most appropriate for the question to say that i would like to have better executive functioning (as in, better attention control, working memory, task switching, cognitive inhibition, and impulse control). oh and maybe jbt can have little a emotional management, as a treat.

tagging: genuinely i hate this. like i really actually hate doing this. i hate both leaving people out and i hate bothering people especially about something as meaningless and banal as this especially because these are often kinda annoying + the person who was tagged could have like a guilty conscience for ‘ignoring’ me tagging them. and to pick an immediate method that can reduce the sense of like, having actively excluded people, im checkin the most recent people i messaged in tumblrs messager. but thats like, 1 valid person, then a bunch of people who already were tagged through the chain of tags that resulted in me being tagged, then two people i dont know enough to feel comfortable tagging in something like this because itd be like invasive almost, then more already tagged people, deleted account, more tagged people, an artist i follow who seems generally like a bit socially reclusive and with whom im not really friends. like i got basically 1 valid pick. so i am not doing that because that’d be like insanely singling out. so yeah im not gonna tag anyone here