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sleepinginmygrave · 2 months
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NEW THEMEEEEEEE
JELLYFISH!!!
THE COLORS!!
I LOVEEE
AAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! AND YESSS JELLYFISHES OFC THEY'RE MY FAVSSS
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mochie85 · 3 months
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Thank you @lokiandbuckysdoll for the tag. I wanted to create a new thread cuz the other one got long.
1. are you named after anyone? I don't think so. And for those of you who know my real name, I honestly don't know why I'm named that either. My parents never gave me a straight answer when it came to naming me.
2. when was the last time you cried? Today. I went to the dentist 😭
3. do you have kids? Yes
4. what sports do you play/have you played? I was never into sports. I was the theater kid. The drama kid. The arts kid.
5. do you use sarcasm? noooo....yes. Yes i use sarcasm.
6. what is the first thing you notice about people? Their noses.
7. what’s your eye color? dark brown
8. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings! I cannot do scary movies. I have trouble sleeping and my over-active imagination won't let up.
9. any talents? does my writing count? I'm usually good a finding gifs 😏. I can solve a Rubik's cube.
10. where were you born? The Philippines.
11. what are your hobbies? I love making things with my hands, so drawing, any crafts, cooking, writing, gaming.
12. do you have any pets? Sadly, I am allergic to pet dander. So I can't have any...OH WAIT NO! I FORGOT ABOUT MY FISHIES!! We have three goldfish and a snail that cleans the tank- her name is Dotty, cuz she has white dots on her shell.
13. how tall? 5’2"
14. favorite subject in school? psychology, humanities, english-literature
15. dream job? I wanted to be an actress when I was little.
16. in place of ___, what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home? my laptop. I could be anywhere traveling but I always bring home with me.
tags below
@lokisgoodgirl @michelleleewise @shadeysprings @joyful-enchantress @theaudacitytowrite @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @lokiandbuckysdoll @sailorholly @wheredafandomat @coldnique @gigglingtiggerv2 @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @give-me-a-moose @lokischambermaid @muddyorbsblr @sarahscribbles @xorpsbane @holdmytesseract @fictive-sl0th @liminalpebble @mischief2sarawr @immersed-in-mischief @goldencherriess @the-lady-amphitrite @chantsdemarins @glitchquake @athalialaufeyson @glitchquake @navybrat817 @chrisevansmaindish
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seniaasaysstuff · 1 year
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𝐌𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🥀 || 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Reposting because my tumblr keeps glitching.
a/n- This is a grumpy! sukuna x !sunshine reincarnated reader filet. The reader was kind of lovers with sukuna before he became a curse. Idk haha read to find out! Hope you enjoy it. Let me know if you want to read more of it. This chapter is a bit cracky sukuna and reader's interaction is so funny.
I’ll be creating a tag list so let me know if you want to be added!
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You ran towards him. He caught you in his arms.
You wrapped your legs around his waist and hid your face in his neck.
"You're alive." You sobbed.
You had missed him so much. He was your rock.
He stayed with you through thick or thin.
He rubbed your back soothingly. "It's okay l'm here now aren't I?'
"You're not allowed to leave me again." You mumbled.
"You left me first tho?" Sukuna teasingly spoke.
You whacked the back of his head.
"Hey asshole, don't joke about that" He cursed out in pain.
"Still the same." He shook his head fondly.
"And you're the same old bast-" he hoisted you in the air.
"Noooo RYO im going to kill you," he tossed you in the air again.
"What were you trying to say huh?" He cockily questioned.
"Nooooo I meant you're my same old handsome boyfriend." You kissed his cheek. The tip of his ears was red.
"Are you blushing? Aww my baby kuna." You cooed at him.
"Woman if you don't stop right now-" he grumbled in embarrassment.
Someone coughed, bringing you both back to reality.
You alanced hack and there was a white hair dude with a blindfold on and that spiky emo boy.
"Oh god. You mumbled and hid your face in sukuna's neck in embarrassment.
"They saw all of it didn't they?" You questioned, still mortified.
His whole body shook when he laughed.
"If you don't stop laughing, I'm going to hit you."
You threatened him.
He just burst into a fit of laughter at your threat.
You started weakly punching his back. "You're such an idiot."
"Damn woman stop it hurts." He groaned. You heard another cough. You squeaked.
"Um hi?" The weird dude with white hair and a blindfold spoke.
"Miss? Do you know who this guy is?" He asked.
"Oi, who're you calling miss? Don't speak to her. Don’t look at her and don't even breathe in her direction." Sukuna growled.
The white hair dude that introduced himself as gojo raised his arms in surrender.
"Wait a minute where is Yuji?" You asked. In the midst of all the chaos, you forgot about Yuji. You felt terribly guilty. You forgot about him. You felt like crying.
Sukuna's cheek grew a mouth and spoke, "I'm here nee-chan! Ryo-nii just took over my body to talk to you." You gasped at the voice.
"How?" You looked at sukuna. "Magic." He whispered in a low voice.
You whacked him again. "Ow." Both Yuji and Sukuna yelled. "What the fuck." You mumbled.
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pastelwitchling · 1 year
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Noooo, no, no. :´( I love your fics but I can´t read this new one. I can´t even stand the thought of M/M being married :´(
Anon, Anon, Anon… 😌
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I’d tell you to trust me again, know that I would never actually write them as a loving couple, know that I know what I’m doing…
But I can see this makes you anxious, so I’ll suggest you wait till it’s finished and take the word of others, if it makes you feel any better.
By the way, and I forgot to include this earlier, but I’ll add the tag now for; cheating. I know some people have a problem with that. But I certainly won’t here.
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so-lychee · 1 year
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I posted 7,089 times in 2022
That's 1,088 more posts than 2021!
1,102 posts created (16%)
5,987 posts reblogged (84%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 4,095 of my posts in 2022
Only 42% of my posts had no tags
#kerry replies - 910 posts
#prev tags - 390 posts
#you me and the beat - 338 posts
#ask games!! - 319 posts
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#stay for the night i’ll sell you a dream <3 - 139 posts
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
The Boiled Potatoes Cult
@f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s 
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In the boiled potatoes cult we eat boiled potatoes, write ballads about boiled potatoes and hit whoever says anything bad about us with boiled potatoes :D
Mkay so i made discord server too- no clue how it works tho-
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#4
OH WAIT
anyone here an air sign? like gemini, aquarius or libra??
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#3
OK BUT IS ANY BSDCULE PERSON HERE I HAVE AN AU IDEA
94 notes - Posted January 14, 2022
#2
WAIT OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN
@akuutaguava @panic-at-the-gender @jesperisamfbicon @chuuy-a @lillybet-the-overlord @existential-dread-in-the-am @narcissisticvictorian @11nolongerhuman AU IDEA
✨F A K E   D A T I N G✨
98 notes - Posted February 7, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
BSDCule History AU
@akuutaguava :  that snobby rich kid who is like always sick and coughing on everyone and everyones like rushing to my aid but i yell at them to back off
@panic-at-the-gender
@glittercrashhh : Dying king who has no heir’s illegit child
@elvearryn : Local mysterious person who no one knows much about
@boombboi :  the son of a duke who hates the king and secretly joins the other kingdom’s side and when he finally inherited his father’s title, he becomes a spy for the other kingdom
@chuuy-a :  enemy kingdom’s runaway heir
@jesperisamfbicon :  the bisexual princess that the king would like to leave the throne to but sOCiEty diSApPrOVes
@exi-stencil-ism
@the-unhinged-fangirl :  that one enby with a witch-y aesthetic. will fuck you up but when it comes to killing that pig NoOoO she suddenly has morals now
@alexanderthepatrochillestrash
@adultkiddo :  assassin that isn’t specifically from any kingdom, but will take orders from anyone in any kingdom
@narcissisticvictorian :  A vampire that the king imprisoned
@lillybet-the-overlord :  the rogue-ish, Fae child of a nobleman who runs away to become a pirate and writes memoirs about their adventures
@11nolongerhuman :  may or may not be a sorceress in secret who is powerful enough to do anything
@eros-vogue 
@stinkydeadmen :  The sapphic enby in a big house in the forest
@anxious-limp-noodle :  a bard who play songs that may or may not be secretly prophecies in disguise 
@yukiko-otaku :  a maid, who is the confidant of the vampire
@galacticfairytheweeb :  a lonely closeted noble who recently debuted into society
@existential-dread-in-the-am :  mild-mannered doctor from the apothecary who knows suspiciously much about everyone and everything. Secret history as a street thief before being taken in by this weird guy who taught them everything
@anonymouse-the-asian :  the silent and chaotic scout with surprising soft side and undiagnosed adhd,  a scout of no kingdoms come
pretty sure i forgot someone please tell me if i did-
I’ll add the rest of the roles later when you’ve decided them btw
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radation · 1 year
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Bed tickles
Lee Antonio ler Dolores and pepa
(Summery: Antonio is to energetic to go to bed so his mom and sister come up with a plan to tire him out)
It’s not a lie that Antonio is an energetic kid but at times he is a little too energetic which makes it nearly impossible for him to go to bed so what his family would do is they would tire him out by playing with him but sometimes they are too tired to do that, which leads us to to this story
Antonio had recently finished a game with his animal friends, freeze tag or animal tag as they like to call it
All was going well until they heard the door open and close Antonio turned to see his elder sister
“Aye good job you changed into your pj’s and now it’s Time for bed” said Dolores
“Nooooo” the animal boy took off running and hid
Dolores sighed and face palmed until her mother entered and asked her what’s wrong
Dolores calmly told her that Antonio doesn’t wanna go to bed, the ginger hair got a cloud but it wasn’t a thundering one just a white grayish cloudy one (meaning she was tired)
Dolores had an idea with a smirk she told her mother the plan and her mother happily agreed so together they looked for Antonio all over his room, now since Antonio was only 5 years old he didn’t hide very well and needed someone older than him to hide with him so he can remain hidden. everyone knew this so this was about to be a piece of cake
Not even 5 minutes in and he as already caught, squirming in his mothers hands yelling “NOOOO IM TO YOUNG TO GO TO BEDDDD” or “I’m not even tired why should I go to bed”
Finally they put him in bed but he just wouldn’t go to sleep no matter how many times they tried, stories, lullabies,soothing rain you name it they did it but it just wouldn’t work
They were on the verge of giving up until Dolores had an idea
She began to gently run her fingers up and down his sides
“Ahe hehrmahna what ahre you doihng”
“Tiring you out so you can go to bed” she told as she started to tickle both his sides gently
Pepa soon started to give pokes to her son’s belly while saying the words “tickle tickle toñito, funny notice how it has a little ring to it?”
“Yeah it really does”
“WAHHAHAIHIIT” Antonio trying to protect his belly and sides
“Mom I think we forgot a lullaby” Dolores said before tickle Antonio’s ribs and humming a melody to tease him and just as expected the animal boy squealed,
Keep in mind that Dolores has gone through many tickle fights so she is used to the squealing
“AHAHHHAHAHAHAHA NAHAHHAHA HERHEHEH HEHRHRMAHANANAHAHA” Antonio was having trouble saying his words because of all the tickling
“STOHOHAAHHA STOHOHOHOHOP”
“Dolores be a sweet dear and pin his arms”
“Got it”
Antonio was fighting every urge to not let his sister take his arms but due to the prodding and poking of his mother’s devious nails it was about as easy as taking candy from a baby
She pinned Antonio placing his arms under her legs and tickle his armpits
“NOHOH *squeak* I CAHAAHNT PLEAHAH *squeal*PLEHAHAHHEHEHSEH
“Aw can’t handle the tickles? Well maybe you should have gotten to bed and listen to your elder sister and mama”
“NAHAHADAAHH” (nada means no in Spanish)
“Oh really?”
“We’ll see about that” soon spoke pepa before then blowing a raspberry
“HAHHAHAHA NAHHAHAH MAHAHAHMIHIHI” Antonio screamed laughing
Pepa was blowing raspberries all over his stomach before making Antonio go into a silent laughter
Both girls knew he was done, dolores released his arms and pepa gave a few kisses to her son’s belly
“Ahe hah nahah ihi cahnt” he said wiping the tears he got before elder sister wiped the tears away for him and brushed his hair out of his face
Pepa gave one last kiss to her toñito’s nose as he held his mother’s face and giggled
“Who’s Mi principito? You are, aren’t you mama’s little warrior huh?” (Mi principito means my little prince) pepa grinned before kissing his nose
“welp time for bed” pepa smiled placing her son to sleep
“W-wait before you go, could you sleep with me?”
“Of course”
“I don’t see why not”
The animal boy’s face lit up as he got comfortable in his bed
Both girls were getting ready to sleep, holding Antonio and softly smiling while singing a precious lullaby and before you even know it, the boy was fast asleep
before pepa and Dolores were going to sleep they gave one last kiss to the sleeping boy before drifting off to sleep holding him in their precious arms
The end <3
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wanderingpages · 7 months
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Chapter 6??? Already?????  Im gonna cry…but also i trust you peach…not to leave this on hiatus indefinitely ahem 🥰😛
“when it started as a tease, but he kept quiet after seeing the panic and distraught look on my face.” aww he eased up that day… i love the small tidbits we get from that day ngl its like a little puzzle fr
“Like I had wished back then, I wish now to open the car door and fling myself into oncoming traffic.” omg Jude, no!
I love that he just lets her fuck around and be nosy with his car like thats couple behaviour sir u better stop before i propose.
“One is shaped like a curved hardware nail, the other like a star with a pearl dangling from it. ” curved nail - girl he got cartier just layin in his car??? ( i got side tracked and tried to google the other earring bye i know that bitch not from target) wait omg 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 he said u like em? Keep em 😌😌😌😌 and she said bet
Aww jude said fuck the money - you literally lived this close to me for HOW long????? Noooo this is so sad like what if they really had met before asha and madoc???? Like whattttttttttt naurrrrrrrrrr i am so sad about this new set of information 
🙈🙈🙈 anyways damn whats up w asha treating cardan like glass or smthn feels fishy 😠👀 (Trust NO one ..Not even YOURSELF) god my skin has goosebumps like jude is really calling him dad and cardan really calling her mother and those two are really married and yall kids is finger poppin each other in diners like wow. I forgot this was tagged taboo lol u got me there peach… we love sinning and being sinners 👁️👄👁️
“If I think about it too much now, I’ll see the erratic behavior for what it is and maybe stuff Cardan has told me before, about how unfit his mother was, would start to make sense. But it was her way of coping, which is no worse than my scarred fingers or my willfully ignorant father.” — ohhh not her her just slipping in her madoc being a dick right here.
Goddamn  asha’s betty homemeaker getup grinds my gears i know shes hiding something!!! If cardan dont trust her neither do i !!!!!!!
Wait shut up peach not the three stuffies she had in the books awwwww i love all the easter eggs 🥰
Oh wow asha keeping cardans room like a shrine is insane considering this is the first time hes stepped foot in this house (hot girl math time ) one year since the wedding, one year of engagement and im just gonna assume one year of dating, so 3 years abd this si the first time mans is stepping foot in the house wow. Peach i think Asha might be delulu. 
GIRL NOT THE BIBLE IN THE DRAWER LMAO
Peach is it the same cross from the dressing room thats in their kitchen?? Peach… peach. lmao
Damn not cardan doing a jumpscare, sir it is 3 am (Im lying idk what time it is but for my own headcannon it is 3am)
“His thumb reaches towards me, and he swipes down the corner of my lips, rubbing away the smear of red and brown, making my knees feel weak because suddenly, I'm in that booth at the diner again and I want him to paint me as red as those cherries.” - stoppp peach…. Your writing…. Ugh
“I stick my middle finger up at his back, annoyed that he can switch his emotions around so easily, annoyed that he plays this game better than I do, annoyed that I had even given him the green light so many months ago, thinking I could best him somehow.” - omg i … TEA🤪
Omg i love her friendship with Vivienne bless her
“At the end of the day, Asha isn’t my mom, but she’s done more for me in three years than my real mom has done in five.” first, my hot girl math was right!!! Im so slay for that fr! But second TEA but i knew . cus i read between th e lines. I pick up what u put down. 😌😌
““Don’t ‘what’ me – the car ride, you dick,” Vivienne huffs and it’s funny, so I can’t help but giggle. “With Mr. Oh-no-step-bro-I’m-stuck-under-a-table,” She elaborates. “Dude… I can’t help but live vicariously through you right now – like are you guys fucking? In the same house your parents are fucking? That’s so gross,” She snorts, and I make a face.” I SCREAMED! ALSO JUDE UR A LIAR TO SAY NO ONE IS FUCKING ANYONE cus … YET OK YET
““Just be safe, ‘cus it’s going to be super weird when Jude Jr. pops out and you have to explain that her daddy is also her uncle.”” - so vivienne is my everything absolutely unconditionally 
Aww babygirls a runner shes a trackstar 🥰🥰 i also like this tidbit of character. Send that bitch to the olympics peach
Oh mentions of Fand…foreshadow? 
Jude being sad about her fingers 😔😔😔😔 baby….baby gurl….
“Therapy might help, but Dad is against it. I guess he doesn’t want to know what the root cause of it is – doesn’t want it said out loud, at least.” oh its on site madoc… ON SITE ACROSS EVERY UNIVERSE 
“Why had I put myself through torture to steer clear of him when I feel so at peace now next to him?” – girl we wondering the same things fr twins.
““Why is it that we live together now, and I see less of you? Are you avoiding me?”” – hes so blunt about everything involving her lmao its truly incredible
“”I am. Avoiding you. My heart beats faster around you. My palms get clammy and my heart sinks to the pit of my stomach. It hurts to breathe sometimes,” I explain my anxiety, twisting the joint to read the words, wondering if it says something profound. “Can’t mean anything good,” I mumble. “It’s like walking across a narrow bridge with nothing beneath to catch my fall.”” – I GOT THIS REFERENCe !! – “ “Are you scared of me, dear sister?” ” AHHHH
““I think you’re prettiest when you're honest.” Cardan reaches his hand to ruffle my hair. I try to bat it away, but his fingers dig in a little tighter, weaving through and under the bun I’ve haphazardly attempted earlier. He doesn’t really need to tilt my head to face him, I do it for him. If the stars are bright tonight, his eyes are even brighter. “I’m not avoiding you,” he tells me after a long while. “And you’re not, by the way,” he is so close to me now, that our breaths mingle and turn to fog between us, “Out of my system, I mean.” My eyes widened at the answer to my question that seemed like eons ago. He releases my hair and tweaks my nose almost affectionately. He takes the roll from my fingers, but I catch a few words where our fingers touch, morbidly reminding me of Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam.” – THIS IS SO GOOD EVERYTHING THE HAIR THE HONEST LINE THE FACE TILT THE STARS THE ANSWER THE CREATION OF ADAM!!!
Shut up omg she said you cant smoke bible pages and i had to reread the last two lines bc “Oh my god!” and him responding “Yeah, i guess so” is INSANE WHAT
BIG G???  - 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 hell. Thats were were headed.
Stop the nose kiss???? Freckle under the eye?? Putting the joint in her mouth the moment she breathes in lmao hes a whole clown and im the circus w how much i want him in me 🙈
““Something in Proverbs. Keep your mouth free of perversity; keep corrupt talk… far… from your… lips.”/ “God, you’re sick,” I tell him. “Jesus, Cardan,” I manage; I feel unnerved and his lack of reaction makes me feel like I’m going crazy.” - peach i am actually going into cardiac arrest oh my god why are they so unserious 
“You’re a fucking menace,” I mutter. ” – she says wstill pulling him into her room girl u just as delulu ❤️❤️❤️
Also… hush,hush ref? : “id love to hear you scream.”/ “I dont scream” like so patch and nora coded fr 
Lol him being nosy in her room but her reaction being nervous while when she was in his car doing the same thing he was like so blase about it lmao the duality… beautiful. Also he totally just wanted to smell like her. Bet hes never washing that shirt now, weed scent and all 😌
Lol not jude comparing her fear of the exorcist to her anxiety around cardan and realizing her fear of the movie is UNPLEASANT as opposed to how she feels w her big step bro 🥺🤪
I love him playing with her hair yOUR HONOR HES IN LOVE also “I can have you screaming in other ways” SIR THIS IS A WENDYS (ur parents house!!!??)
Omg not her saying fuck off but the getting on top of him, judes so real for this
God not him being a lagged and high and groggy and just letting her have her way with him!!!
““What if,” I continue, softly, “I want to make you scream?”” BITCH ME!! IM SCREAMING ME ITS ME!!
““Look at you,” I say in a hushed tone as our fingers interlace. ” - SKIP THE APPLICATION INTERVIEW SWEET LIKE MARABU
““Look at my big brother,” I bite down on his earlobe, tugging the metal loop he’d left in tonight. “So needy…and …all… for… me.”” JUDE !!! MAAM!!! ….do continue😃
Lol not him being fixated on her not telling him that she missed him before lmao boy!!
You know dry humping shouldnt even be called dry humping if we out here getting WET
Oh my god peaccchhhh pls foreplay shouldnt be this hot im sweating (I am under three blankets)
NOOOO THAT WAS THE END???
Ok I lied THIS might be the longest ask 😭
lol no not a long hiatus, I do have a substantial amount written, I just am not in the mood to edit/rewrite these days 😔
lol other earring is Dior 🤭
Actually her rummaging through his car was so I could highlight the lighter and rolling paper so ur not toooo bamboozled when he’s smoking a joint on the roof 😭
U know my friend said the same thing about them living so close, I didn’t realize how heartbreaking that sentiment actually is 😭
Lmao not finger poppin 😭😭😭 but yes this is in fact a taboo fic 🤭
Anyways no that’s not the same cross 💀 yess those are the same stuffies lol, your hot girl math was totally right, viv is my fave too lol
Sending Jude to the Olympics is a completely different book now 😭
I wouldn’t call fand a foreshadow but more like a set up, so it doesn’t feel left field when she’s actually introduced
The creation of Adam was insane of me next to the Bible blunts 😭😭 I am going to burn in hell
Lmao not the circus bye
Yes!! Hush hush ref lmao you got all my references ❤️❤️❤️❤️
lol Jude comparing her actual fear w her preconceived fear is when it hit her sense ass fr
🎶give me a call if you ever get lonelyyyy ill be like one of your girls or your homies🎵 (i love troye and he fed the blue neighbourhood girlies with that)
Anyway yes thats it for now 😭 thank you for your commentary it really made my whole week lol
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vypresuh · 3 years
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love mark | bb
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summary: The night life is where you thrived, but also where other beings of the night did too. Out clubbing one night, you encounter the perfect partner for your night of passion, but little did you know that you were his prey.
pairings: vamp!bucky x reader
tags: bucky!smut, vampire!au, female reader, biting, light blood warning, breeding ♡
a/n: I really forgot I had all these fics I wrote from before ! So why not repost them for the people to enjoy 😌 Gotta say y'all, this was one of my favorite spicy ones. enjoyyyyy <3
word count: 2.9K
When you’re clubbing, the vibes of the night twist in the air like a disease, a contagious one—in a good way of course. It’s an intoxicating experience. Bodies move and gyrate in place, confined by the perimeter of the dance floor. The music acts as the motivation for each of your movements, drugging you and bringing you to a high that was impossible to obtain anywhere else.
You’re unable to see the ground as it’s completely packed with patrons, including yourself and the group of girls you came with. You and your friends were a few drinks in at this point and happy for it. You weren't drunk out of your mind and stumbling everywhere happy, but you felt good. You felt alert. The four of you combined were all smiles and laughs. You felt alive.
This was the life.
The immense joy you felt as you curled your hips and swayed to the beat of the music, eliminating any other thought in your mind that wasn’t radiating the pure enjoyment you radiated, was incomparable to anything else. Even with a room filled with almost over a hundred people, it still felt like it was only you.
And that’s exactly how you liked it.
There was nothing better than this moment. You danced like no one was watching, but in fact there were eyes on you all around the room.
“Y/N!” Your attention was immediately sucked from your dance routine and over to your friends who were all huddled around you, looking giddy as ever like they had just hit the lottery.
You furrowed your brows and peered over each of their ecstatic faces, letting a soft chuckle fall from your lips. “What’s gotten into you guys?”
“I don’t know if you know, but that guy over there has been eyeing you since you came over here.” one of them said.
“What guy?” you asked. Your friends collectively nodded over towards a man who was leaning confidently against the counter of the bar, with some sort of dark liquid in his possession.
He peered up at you over the rim of his cup, taking a delicate sip of the contents inside of it. His gaze was intense and practically burning into you with hunger. The temperature in your body shot up like a rocket, sending your mind into a flurry.
The male was tall, towering over most of the girls who passed him by, hell, even some of the guys—plus the bartender who worked dutifully behind him to fill orders. He wore a tan colored jacket and white shirt underneath, and even then it couldn't contain the muscles that stretched the thick fabric. His hair was full and met the tip of his shoulders, falling gracefully around his features. The man didn't appear to be the approachable type, which could explain the way he would completely ignore the women that were trying to speak to him. He seemed guarded in a sense, but with the addition of the long and sultry gaze between the both of you, it was like a non-verbal invitation to come to him. He was drawing you in beat by beat.
He continued to outline your figure, practically undressing you out of your two-piece outfit where you stood. You could see a thin smirk pull at his lips as he broke the compelling contact for the first time since it was first initiated.
“What are you waiting for, girl? Go to talk to him!” Your friends ushered you forward, but you remained vigilant.
“Noooo, we’re supposed to be having fun. It’s girl’s night!” You protested.
“And it’d be even more fun if one of us got laid tonight. So go! We’ll be right here when you come back!” Another of your friends spoke up, shooing you off.
“If you don’t I will because… let’s face it, he’s hot.”
You were hesitant at first, trying to work out all the reasons why you should ignore him and continue with your original plan of dancing into the night, but the only thing you saw was a greenlight.
“Fine.” You took the drink that was in your friend’s hands and downed the rest of its contents, the burning sensation from the alcohol sizzling in your throat. “Wish me luck.”
"You won't need it! You're gorgeous!" your friend blurted out to your back as you walked off.
Filled with a sudden burst of courage, you maneuvered your way through the sea of intoxicated and jovial bodies before finally making it to clear land. You straightened yourself up, making sure you still looked presentable--pulling down your skirt and readjusting your bralette right before striding up to the bar, recalling that same leather jacket you caught him in before, and sliding into the vacant spot beside him. He was faced away from you now, keeping his eyes on the large array of alcohol that were stacked behind the counter.
“What can I get for you darlin'?” The Bartender asked you upon you approaching.
She was even prettier up close. A redhead, pretty green eyes, and fair skin. It made you wonder why his first target of interest was you and not the countless women that also surrounded him, seemingly pining for him as well.
But you shook the thought from your mind and responded to her before she noticed you spacing off. “One Palmoa please.”
She nodded to you and gave you a small smile before going off to make your drink and collect others on the way.
“I hope I didn’t pull you away from your friends. You seemed to be having a good time.” he tried to raise his voice over the extremely loud volume of the stereos surrounding you, still keeping his gaze forward.
“Actually, they’re the ones who pushed me over to you. Not that I mind of course. You look like you could use the company.”
You gave him a reassuring smile, hopefully to let him know that you weren't talking to him against your will. You took a peek at him over your shoulder, scanning over the fine details of his features. The way his jawline cut back behind the length of his brown hair, and the light sparkled in the sharpness of his steel blue eyes. There was a somberness to them that made you want to pull away in fear of being intrusive, but you just kept staring into them.
He chuckled softly, topping off the rest of the dark fluid until he finally returned your gaze for the first time since you came over. “It’s not often I find someone as beautiful as you in my presence.”
“Wow, a smooth talker huh?” You teased. “Does that work on all the ladies?”
He laughed, downing the rest of his drink before licking over his lips. “Since you’re the first I’ve tried it on, you’ll have to tell me if it does.”
The Bartender came back with your drink, and slid it over to you. You thanked her just before she walked off to assist another patron requesting her presence.
“Maybe.” You reached your hand out to him in an attempt to make an introduction. “Y/N.”
“My name is James, but everyone calls me Bucky.” He reached out and took your hand into his grasp, pulling your fist up to his lips.
You felt faint. His heartwarming gesture and politeness was a rarity in these parts. Like he was apart of a different time or something. And they said chivalry was dead. The temptation was bubbling in your loins the moment he looked up at you, strumming your soul with his gaze.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Y/N.”
He was inches away from you and yet you craved closeness. You could feel your body trying to reach out for him more and more as the two of you carried on in conversation. The brightness of his smile made you flush, and the sight of his lips sent a small tingle between your thighs.
Occasionally, you would feel his knuckle brush against your hand, sending a light shiver up your arm. You’d do the same, subtly pressing your palm against his knee every time he made a joke you found funny, or a sly remark. It didn't take long before you both were well into your talk that you had realized you were doomed the moment you walked up to him.
He was charming. Funny. Sweet and always managed to keep the conversation going. Not only that, but he was interesting and every word that came out of his mouth pulled you further and further into the abyss. He was everything you knew to look out for, and here it was just as clear as day and you were falling for it. You couldn't help but to as he bore into you with those captivating pools that you wouldn't mind taking a dip into.
You couldn’t quite recall when, but at some point the two of you found your way closer together. He was dangerously close to your figure, and you were practically standing between his legs. His knee was pressed against the side of your thigh as he leaned into you, wrapping his hand around to your backside and leaving it there as he positioned his head into the crook of your neck. You wanted to linger in that position just for a moment longer as you felt his cool breath tickle your skin.
“How about we go somewhere a little more private?” His voice was like a soft cloud and danced into your eardrum. You felt his fingers caress the skin on your back; his thumb brushing gently across your flesh.
You smiled cheekily back at him and rose your voice in response. “I know just the place.”
The next thing you knew, the both of you were making your way through the club, hand-in-hand, dipping between the wriggling frames of those who were dancing as you led Bucky through a set of hallways until you reached a door that led to the back of the club—a place that you knew no one would ever bother you in. You only knew about it because of your friend’s countless nightclub flings that they told you about, and they told you exactly where to go.
It wasn’t a few moments that passed when you pushed through the door that his lips attacked yours in an instant. Time seemed to slow. You could hear your heart knocking against your chest; your knees growing weaker from the deepness of it. You found yourself pushed against the back wall—his knee worked between your legs, holding you in place as if you had any desire to run. You whimpered into the kiss, melting at his touch alone.
His hands scoured your body like he was searching for treasure and he found it right on your backside. He took a full grip of your ass into his pams, almost lifting you effortlessly onto your tiptoes. You returned his kiss, pushing your hands between the folds of his jacket and peeling it off of his shoulders, letting it drop at your feet. The warm feeling of his lips on yours softened you, though feral in nature, it was the perfect feeling.
Your hands tangled in his hair, grasping at the strands of his hair. His tongue slid into your mouth, twisting around yours like a rollercoaster. The both of you groaned hungrily into each other’s mouths while Bucky slipped his hand under your thigh, wrapping you around him. He held you closely, letting the passion ooze out of your embrace.
“Bucky..” you moaned between kisses, feeling a slight trickle between your legs. “I want you..”
Your words alone seemed to light a fire under him, and one in you as well. In a matter of moments he swiveled his pants off of his waist, exposing his fully erect member. You reached your hand down and pulled your panties to the side, allowing him to position himself at your entrance. You felt like you were in a moment of pure ecstasy—a severe high just off of him alone. The two of you were only locked in a kiss and you could collapse into a puddle right now. He trailed his kisses down to your neck, canvassing your flesh with soft pecks while he fiddled with the buttons on his fly.
“Say that again..” he cooed. "Tell me how bad you want me."
“I want you so fucking bad.” You filled it without hesitant—sounding a little more needy than you anticipated.
As soon as you said that, his mouth made its way back up to your lips, entangling your pairs in another fit of heated passion. You clasped onto the back of his neck that was surprisingly cooler to the touch than you thought it would be, as soon as he stuffed his hips into yours, pushing the entirety of his length into you slowly—wanting you to feel every inch of him. The both of you let out a series of sharp sighs, your walls tightened around him. His head fell by your side, resting in your neck while he ground his pelvis into you, stroking into your pleasure with everything that he had. You moaned out into his ear, dropping yourself down onto his throbbing member.
“Fuck..” He growled heavily each time he pushed through your warmth, shaping your juicy insides to his girth. “You feel so good..”
You clawed at his back as he picked up his pace, causing your eyes to roll to the back of your head. "Shit.. yes! Right there.. don't stop."
Bucky kissed down your jawline, sucking and nibbling on tour hide in an attempt to explore the rest of your flavor with his mouth. The sensation was enough to make you teeter on the edge of climaxing. The sound of your moans mixing with the heavy smacks against your mound filled the entirety of the space around you.
“Do you trust me?” he asked, unlatching his lips from your skin.
You looked into his eyes as you nodded your head, brushing a strand of his hair out of his face. The glaze in his irises resembled a deep lust and desire to please you and even himself. He looked as if he were starving and you were the meal that he craved.
“I need to hear you say it, Y/N..” He seemed adamant. He wouldn't continue without your say so.
Without much needed convincing, you decided to speak up, placing your trust in the hands of a man you hadn't even known for two hours. “I-I trust you.”
He took note of that and sighed softly with relief. “I'll be gentle. It’ll only hurt for a second, I promise.”
You weren't sure what he was referring to, but you braced yourself. Bucky pecked at your neck, running his slick tongue across the smoothness of your skin while he continued to pump into you. His teeth sunk into you, but it wasn't a normal bite, this one was sharp and seemed to pierce your skin. You sucked in air sharply through your pearly whites and whimpered out to him. It was painful and something was telling you to push him away, but you couldn't because underneath the guise of pain, you felt pleasure. It was orgasmic. There was something euphoric about it—the pain— that made you mew softly as he continued to go deeper into you, puncturing your plush layer.
You felt something warm and wet trickle down your collarbone. You shuddered in his hands as he drew deep, gulping mouthful after mouthful, reveling in the taste of you.
The hurt slipped into pure bliss. You felt limp in his hands, but he kept you propped up. You even pushed his head deeper against you for some odd reason, not wanting this moment to end. With him thrusting into you and clinging onto your body for dear life as he fucked you senseless, you were pushed off of the edge. The both of you let out a long string of pants and sighs as he clutched onto your thigh, scraping his nails against your skin, pushing himself deeper inside of you until he met that snug place in you.
He retracted from your neck, and looked up at you, the corners of his lips coated in a dark red liquid that dripped down his chin. You laid your head back against the wall, syncing up your movements together. Holding on to the intimacy of the moment as you both locked eyes.
“Bucky…” You cooed, alerting him that you were close to the edge. “Fuck I’m gonna cum.”
“ Let it out for me baby. Cum for me, Y/N..cum for me.”
His coaching was like adding coal to a fire. You clawed at his backside, digging your nails into his shirt, feeling the sweat beginning to bead onto your forehead. Bucky throbbed inside of you, his grunts becoming deeper with every strike into your center, nudging at your release. After another jab into you, you both released the pressure that had built inside of you, letting your juices leak out onto his member and intertwine.
You flushed against him, letting out a low hum from the high that you were on. You shivered lightly against him, feeling completely drained of your energy. He slipped out of your tight grip, grumbling as he pulled out, giving way to your leakage.
He flicked his thumb over his mouth wiping away the blood and smiled. “You taste even sweeter than I thought you would.”
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BnHA Chapter 314: ...Or You Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain
Previously on BnHA: Some random assholes were all “let’s throw exploding spears at All Might and see if it activates his Conqueror’s Haki” and SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT DID!! Elsewhere, Lady Nagant confusingly tried to capture Deku alive by shooting him in the stomach, but to be fair I guess that’s what happens when you send an assassin to do a bounty hunter’s job, so yeah. Deku was all “ouch”, and then because this is a shounen he basically just straight up forgot about it, and did a big fancy Smokescreen thing, and then activated his mildly incomprehensible new ki-blasting quirk which he got from the Third. En and the Third were all “hey Deku maybe let’s not just impulsively activate all this shit in the heat of battle when you don’t know how to use it yet and you’re already injured,” and Deku was all “thanks for the quirks guys but I’ll take it from here” and snuck up on Nagant and grabbed her arm and so now what’s going to happen I wonder.
Today on BnHA: Nagant is all “[shoots Deku again]” because of course she is lol. Deku is all “tell me about AFO!” and Nagant is all “why would I tell you anything?” and then proceeds to tell him her entire life story which is FILLED WITH SO MUCH MURDER, YOU GUYS. Holy shit. So basically she was an assassin for the HPSC, which we already knew, but somehow it’s one thing to know that, and another to actually see her running around capping dudes in the forehead and being covered in more blood than the elevator from The Shining. Anyway, so you’ll never believe it, but all that murder had a negative impact on her psychologically, and eventually led her to question everything she believed about hero society, and so she killed her creepy boss and was promptly sent to Tartarus. This extremely fun chapter ends with Overhaul showing up all “HI, HELLO, I’M STILL HERE”, because for some reason he is still here. Why are you still here, Overhaul.
“the beautiful Lady Nagant” oh you know your audience don’t you Horikoshi
well all right then! so I’m guessing this means that she is not, in fact, going to roll over and die just because Deku’s out here all “GOT YA!” like they’re playing a game or tag or something. ffff may the manga gods have mercy on our young suicidal protagonist
lmao so Deku is all “GOD I’M SO SMART, WHAT A GOOD STRATEGY I HAD, CAPITOL JOB THERE OL’ CHAP, CAPITOL” and lol, okay. I mean, it was a good plan though. but I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop here
“I’ll make you give me information on All for One” well there you go, lol. Deku Angst arc still fully engaged. still no light in his eyes either of course. just a lil chaotic ball of sleep deprivation and rage
lol, fucking THANK YOU though
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oh my god what the hell did she do to him lol
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did she shoot him with her elbow??? fucking look at this?? THIS IS WHY WE LISTEN TO HAWKS oh my god Deku are you dead
WHAT’S HAPPENING, IS THIS GOOD OR BAD, WHO’S WINNING
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things that I wish I could tell from this panel which I unfortunately cannot tell
did she stab him or shoot him?? can you imagine if it was the former lol. why does Horikoshi keep stabbing all my kids. look Kacchan now the two of you can match
did she actually hit him or did he get away??
or did she hit him and then he jumped away?? just, what
well anyway, so now Deku is asking her why she sided with AFO, but he seems a lot more pissed off than when he was interrogating Muscular, though. probably because she shot him three times. fair enough
oh my god
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does Lady have a blog here on tumblr dot com?? -- does Horikoshi have a blog here on tumblr motherfucking dot com?? why do I suddenly feel like this man is out here sneakily reading up on all our discourse
oh my god Deku it’s almost like getting up close and personal with someone who can shoot custom bullets from any distance and any position with deadly accuracy was a terrible fucking idea
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IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU NOT TO ENGAGE WITH HER AT ALL COSTS. IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD HAD THE FORESIGHT TO DO THAT sob. can you imagine how much shorter this series would be if characters actually listened to Hawks. Hawks, and Momo. why do we even let anyone else run the show ever
OH MY GOD
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DEKU, RUN
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
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this looks a lot like what happens to me whenever I play One’s Justice. those fucking combo attacks that you can’t fucking escape from and so your character just has to stand there getting their ass whalloped repeatedly while you wonder why you paid $40 for this
but anyways though. so Lady who did you kill?? I bet they deserved it, don’t worry I forgive you
(ETA: ANYWAY SO FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT LADY NAGANT DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HER ENTIRE LIFE. aside from murdering all those innocent people and shit. but there were CIRCUMSTANCES, and THEY WERE EXTENUATING, OKAY.)
-- holy shit
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looks like the HPSC arc is back on the menu boys
so are we about to learn that the HPSC was going full Hydra on people’s asses? secretly dispatching anyone they deemed a threat to society?? “taken care of” as in you fucking shot them??
so then was the “hero” she killed actually one of the guys who was giving or carrying out these orders?? holy shit Lady, up until now I’ve mainly just been stanning you for your flawless eyebrow game and metal af quirk, but this shit could actually get real very quickly, and I am prepared to genuinely and sincerely love the shit out of you depending on what we learn next about your backstory
oh my god?!?
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so wait, hold up. am I reading this right?? basically the HPSC started murdering vigilantes because they were worried they were gaining too much of the public’s favor?? holy fucking shit???
oh my GOD oh my god
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“it’s been a while since I scarred you all with the dead dog and the graphic slaughter of an entire innocent family, huh,” Horikoshi says thoughtfully. “anyway so what do you all think of my new creation, the Spaghetti Bullet.” well, Horikoshi, so you know that squished-up face that Kermit the Frog makes sometimes? yeah. that’s what I think, if you must know lol
holy hell the juxtaposition
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I’m actually kind of surprised to learn she had a lot of fans? what with her M.O., I was expecting her to have been an underground hero like Aizawa, but apparently not? then again I still have absolutely no idea how any of that works. I really need to read Vigilantes already
oh snap
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nothing like a sweet dose of assassin trauma to finally round out our BnHA Trauma Bingo!! well done guys, we finally collected all of the traumas! hooray!
noooo Ladyyyyyyy
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holy shit what a fucking chapter. like, this man promised us an assassin, and went and fucking delivered. I was not expecting it to be this dark, lol, but holy shit I am here for it
you know, at some point you have to start questioning the logistics of this, though
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I mean, how do I put this... her quirk isn’t exactly subtle. that murder scene from a few pages back looked like the first season of Dexter for fuck’s sake, that’s not exactly “disappearing” people now is it?? and I mean, her bullets are literally made from her own fucking hair; it seems like it would be impossible not to leave any evidence behind. did no one start to wonder who the fuck was going around murdering all these people? or did the people who asked too many questions wind up getting conveniently “disappeared” themselves??
and hey, speaking of asking too many questions
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holy shit is he blackmailing her??!? or no, wait -- what the hell is he reaching for in his pocket boy you better not
(ETA: what exactly was this man expecting fdslkjd. “uh oh my unstoppable hair trigger assassin who is literally always armed is asking questions, better announce that I am going to shoot her and then reach into my pocket veeeeeery slowly while she stands there all of two feet away.” how did this guy ever function as the head of a shadow government with these decision-making skills, I’m genuinely baffled.)
OH MY GOD LADY YES
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this. right here. is why “run the fuck away” was damn good solid fucking advice. oh shit. but my god did this dude have it coming
so wait lol has she just been narrating all of this out loud to Deku this entire time
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okay but can we just stop for a moment and appreciate the fact that they’re having this deep conversation about the dark secrets of hero society right in the middle of their intense mid-air sniper free-for-all lol
holy shit you guys, Nagant’s the one that should have made the tell-all video. I mean, no offense to you, Dabi, I’m sure you worked very hard on your video and did a ton of crunches every day so that you would look good with your shirt off while you told the world all about how your dad was a jerk. but seriously...
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this is already like 100x more convincing than what he put out. also, gasp, is it another flashback
yes it is oh my gosh
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so the HPSC Chairladyperson whom ReDestro killed used to be this guy’s direct subordinate, huh? I wonder if she kept the whole assassin program going after she took over. can’t say I was feeling any particular kind of grieving way about her death before, but certainly not now lol
but unfortunately Nagant has finally lost me at the same place where all of the villains inevitably do, which is to say when they somehow make the dubious mental leap from “society sucks and is bad” to “let’s just be openly fucking evil lol, worth a shot.” because when heroes murder innocent people and cover it up, that’s obviously bad (and I mean, it absolutely fucking is lol, don’t get me wrong); but when villains murder innocent people straight up out in the open without giving a fuck, they’re righteous revolutionaries? just -- is there really no non-murdery middle ground here?? I guess that’s what Deku and co. are for, hopefully
anyways oh shit Deku seems to have spotted something?? and he’s doing something weird with Blackwhip what
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oh, he spotted her, I guess
lmaooooo
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new favorite Deku panel right here. a masterpiece
oh my god you guys our little boy is starting to grow up before our eyes
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you love to see it. and you can tell with those elipses that he’s gearing up to say something really cool and determined and badass like the shounen protag he is, yes please, Deku ilu so much please do your thing
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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IS THAT A TEENY TINY LIL EYE SPARKLE THERE OMG. still not anywhere close to his usual standard, but that’s some clear resolve there in his eyes there at long last! it always shines the most clearly when he’s being true to himself and his ideals, so I love that it finally shows up again here, when he’s reaffirming his resolve to help others no matter what
uh oh so what’s Lady going to do now
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is it time for a trump card?? kinda sounding like it’s time for a trump card
???
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I lied btw, this is my new favorite Deku panel. but anyways what is she up to now lol
ohhhhhh, lol
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why does she seem shocked, lol. here I thought this was part of her plan, but apparently she forgot all about ol’ “Look Ma, No Hands” back up there
and so I guess that’s it for this week! so we’ve learned basically everything now about Lady and her quirk and her history with the HPSC and why she agreed to work for AFO. pretty much the only question that still remains is why the hell she decided to drag this asshole along for the ride! because I still cannot figure that out dsklkjlkf
(ETA: actually now I’m kind of wondering if they maybe have some past connection we don’t know about yet. when exactly was Nagant sent to Tartarus? is it possible she was ordered to track down and kill Overhaul at some point before that, but never got around to it? or something else along those lines? idk but now I’m curious.)
anyways Deku, I know that your empathy has no bounds and that you’re on a “saving villains” kick right now, and good on you... but also, if you decide to just like, skip all of that shit just this once, absolutely no one will hold it against you, I’m just saying. just, all I’m asking here is maybe let’s think twice before we start trying to reform guys who imprison and torture little girls for profit. I think maybe that’s a good place to draw the line. next week is going to be a very interesting chapter lol
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My thoughts on Seabound!!! 🌊🌊🌊 (4/4)
Here we are! What a journey, and while perhaps this season wasn't at MoM level it was REALLY good, with great new villains/allies, great little throwbacks and an awesome story! 🤩
How to get this was very good to great? Give me a very good ending Seabound!! 💕💕
Alright, here we go!
GENERAL THOUGHTS
I genuinely got too much into this remaining four episodes and forgot to put any general thoughts 😅 So you'll see me rambling at the end, see you there 😉
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
This title really summarize my feelings so far, like, I'm seriously wondering how it will move on from now, but I do expect the outcome to be CRAZY 🤯
Aaahhhh, yep, the one in Shintaro is a fake 😅 I wonder when did the change happen? How did Kalmaar pulled that off, wow
I'M SORRY WHY ARE WE PUTTING THE TITLE SCREEN WITHOUT THE INTRO?? THAT'S A FIRST EPISODE STUFF AND IT HONESTLY SCARES ME??? It reminds me of Winds of Change too and that episode was WOW 😭😭😭
Heeeeyyy, it's youuuu... huh... *watch scribble on hand* google snake guy, huh... Glucose... yep, good old Glutine and everything 😅
Are we having a "I may have made a mistake being evil" with this guy?
Jay: ah, Prime Empire! I was in that game you know! I fought for my life and the ones of all of Ninjago and I've seen my best friends and the love of my life die before my eyes... good times 🙂
Jay and Nya having fun at DDR has to be one of my favorite thing, they are so in sync and so lovable ❤💙❤💙
DID THEY ACTUALLY PUT THE JAYA SHIP NAME INTO THE SHOW??? OMG GUYS THE FANDOM IS TAKING OVER THE SHOW AT LAST!!! 🤯🤯🤯 The electric Jaya, heeeyy, niiicee 😎😎😎
HOW CUTE CAN YOU BE
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MY SHIP 💙❤💙❤ They even gave each other high gives... this is neat, and it means something awful will happen right 🙂
Commissioner: he's saying something about a giant snake... and the end of the world... didn't we already have something like that?
Okay yep, he did the trick while fighting Nya, dang Kalmaar is sneaky! Not too shabby... but I gotta say, the summoning of the Great Devourer was a lot more dramatic 🤣🤣 Props to the serpentine, still my favorite snakes 💪💪
Wojira seems to be a little smaller than the Devourer maybe? His head way bigger than the bounty, while hers is not that massive even in comparison with Kalmaar
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I might be wrong but at first glance, I stand by my opinion and by the superiority of the OG giant snake 🤷‍♀️
Yep Glutine guy did have a change of heart, better late than never 🤷‍♀️
You're telling me that Jay doesn't do engineering anymore, okay... HOW IS KAI A BETTER SOLUTION??? 🤣🤣🤣 Lol look at the messy brothers, love Lloyd and Kai so much I miss them interact 💚❤💚❤
Thank you Kelly for the alert 😗
It makes me wonder if they actually do have simulations of evacuations often, it would be pretty smart considering the city 🤷‍♀️
OKINO IS THERE HI DUDE!!! 😍 I hope he's doing great! 🥰🥰
Gail Gossip! Been a while!
WOW, this is going Deluge like, my first Spinjitzu Master! 😱 How... how do we go with three episodes from here? Like, I'm guessing Nya will have to do what Nyad did before her (which TERRIFIES me), so are they going to struggle trying to find another way? IDK BUT I'M IN LET'S GO!! 🤯
ASSAULT ON NINJAGO CITY
Alright, pretty straightforward title, let's see what we got here!
Tourists?... that actually makes sense, I mean, I would want to visit all the places where history was made on this island 😍 Aww nice to see they remember the battle against Garmy of Hunted, also that it is known that Jay was the one who faced Unagami 👍👍
DARETH!!! 🤎🤎🤎
Where have you been you knucklehead, I've missed you! 💕 I think I've last seen him in a commercial from the Fire Chapter?
This is a terrible guide 😵 Not knowing the brown ninja? Owner of the dojo the Green Ninja had trained in? Brief commander of the Stone Army? Master of makeup and puffy potstickers? Unforgivable, someone fire this woman ASAP 😡😡
LOOK AT DARETH TAKING CHARGE!!! 🤩 He's right, he should get involved every once in a while, come on guys!
Ah okay good, I'm not the only one struggling with that google snake name 😂
Yay Bentho is fully integrated with the team! He is a great addiction, like, I know he'll probably take the throne at the end or something but I do hope we'll need his help again in the future! 💙
Sometimes I forget how much I love Kai and Zane interacting 🤣 The brainiac and the airhead 🤍❤🤍❤
Oh right, Cole came back from Shintaro! So... now in this extremely secret city there is a fake amulet hanging into a highly secured place... how is it always Shintaro the keeper of flukes? 😂😂
A bath as a boat but it has a whole 😂😂 I love this show's randomness
What ears are they supposed to cover 😅
I LOVE THIS ATMOSPHERE!!! 😍😍😍 Between the gray sky of storm and the sea underneath, this is the perfect scenario for Wojira and it's not even forced! I love how they are handling backgrounds for Ninjago recently, I really hope it gets as good as in the finale of Prime Empire 💙💙💙
AAAAAAHHHHHhhhhh okay for a moment I was scared Wojira was going to eat Jay 😅 After The Island this is already the second time Bluebell risks it... STOP
WHY THE CLIFFHANGER!?!?
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NUUUUU WHAT NOW??? 😱😱😱 We have two more episodes, how is this going to end? I DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY WANT TO PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD FINALE SEABOUND!!! 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️
NYAD
I AM SCARED FOR MY WATER LILY OKAY
Daaaang she can just float on that? She got super good at controlling water! Now I want her and Kai just randomly flying around with their powers 😂😂 Kai got missiles in his hands come on 🔥🔥🔥
JAY CAN YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT YOU GUYS ONE AT THE TIME??? 😱
What would Kai do? WHAT WOULD KAI DO?? DID YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO DIE JAY WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF HIM??? ... although technically Kai is the only one with Jay who didn't straight up die before coming back to life in a dramatic moment... huh... Kai might be the most reasonable choice after all 😅
We grew up from Ninja never quit to NINJA AREN'T IDIOTS AND KNOW WHEN TO GET THE HECK OUT 😎😎 Even our motto got a character development 💪
JAY NOOOOOOOO 😱😱😱😱
BENTHO YAAAAAAASSSS 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Did I ever say that I love shark boy? BECAUSE I FREAKING DO!! 💙
Master prankster Wu once again, take that empty ship Calamari head 😎 Although the poor bounty doesn't deserve to get destroyed as many times as it did until now, it's my favorite ship... pun intended 😜
Ah more ninjajan, wait a moment
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"Auto Pilot". Fair enough, although I was hoping for a "psych" or something 😂😂
NO WAIT NO WHAT THE HECK!!! I THOUGHT JAY GOT SAVED HE INHALED WATER??!? BLUEBELL NOOOO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But Cole running to his best friend immediately? HECK yes 🖤💙🖤💙
NYA CARRYING HER BOYFRIEND BRIDAL STYLE THIS IS THE RIGHTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! ❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙 Gosh this season gave me amazing Jaya moments, I've been fed 👌👌
Okay Lloyd pacing back and forth? Kai already mad at their enemies? All the guys eager to help Jay? MY FAVORITE NINJA FAMILY BABY!!! 😎😎
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I NEED A MOMENT 😭
Oh... oh gosh I knew Nya doing the Nyad thing was meant to happen, but this way? My heart is melting already 😭
I remember a post that said that Jay told Nya that he loves her many times, while she never did. Tommy reponded that she lets her actions speak... boy do I see it now, I see all of her love 😢😢
I never felt such conflicting emotions for a villain like I do for Kalmaar, like, he caused so much pain to Nya... but he is voiced by Giles... but he is the reason Jay is hurt... but that startle gag 😂😂😂
Okay this? Is adorable?
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What the HECK? The police in this city is generally not very helpful, but the Commissioner is very wholesome 💜
Nyaaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭 I didn't think it was possible to love her even more, she was ignored for so long during the show, but now we finally see all of her. She is an amazing warrior, a selfless person, and a real hero 💪💪 And coming from such a mature girl that doesn't like to act irrationally, this means so much more
Jaya grew up so much, it went through some very questionable phases yes, but what they have here? It's the result of all they had lived together 💙❤💙❤
I have chills, this is amazing so far, I'm legit scared of going further 😱
SHE SAID IT!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Okay this moment, everything, EVERYTHING, is absolutely marvelous. Nya said I love you without a voice, alone, showing again that she values the actions more, but still her feelings are 100% truthful. Then the transformation (THERE IT IS HER BEAUTIFUL WATER FORM 😍😍😍), Jay getting saved, the realization of what she just did from everyone... DANG IT IT'S ALL BEAUTIFUL HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO THINK OF THIS SCENE???
*slow clap for Bragi, Tommy, and the Ninjago crew*
Jay and water Nya with their hands together gives me big The Form of Water vibes... LOVE THAT MOVIE WHO'S READY FOR AN AU??
Jay wants to help her, I had no doubt 💙 They always help each other in these BOUNDs seasons 😍😍😍
Kalmaar: where are the ninja??
Commissioner: I don't know, they are ninja!
FINAL BATTLE INCOMING AAAAHHH I HOPE THIS WILL HAVE A GOOD ENDING OMG BRING IT!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
THE TURN OF THE TIDE
Oh, curious title? It feels a little vague, I don't really know what it could be
YES GIRL GO GET HIS CALAMARI BUTT HECK YES!!! Just how cool can you be for walking slowly while the attacks go straight through you? 😂
Hey Nya still recognizes Jay! 😃😃
HEY NYA GOT VAPORIZED WTH 😱😱 It's too early, I don't believe that's it!
WHOA JAY WENT BERSERK JUST NOW!! I don't think I've seen this before, this is the coolest thing! 💙💙💙 I just love when he shows how strong he is, you can be a comic relief AND kick butts 😎
FIGHTING ANIMATIONS MAN I LOVE THESE SCENES!! 😍😍😍
What the- was... was that a cameo of the lightning chicken? Ninjago what the HECK I love your randomness 😂😂
BENTHOMAAR TAGS IN!!! Showing off why he is best boy of the season 💙 These fightings are very cool but I can't help imagining Wojira just chilling while there are midgets getting very angry at each other onto her head 🤣🤣🤣
WHOA, CALAMARI BITE! Kalmaar got the Pythor treatment... might change color by next season if he returns 😅
(Please return I loved having Giles' voice in this season 💙💙💙)
NYA IS A DRAGON!!! I REPEAT NYA IS A DRAGON!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 I was wondering where the dragon moment was, this is Ninjago after all 🤷‍♀️
Head empty, just Jay smiling softy at Nya because he loves her 💙💙💙
IT'S RAINING NYA, HALLELUIA IT'S RAINING NYA, HEYE!! ☔☔☔ This fight is MASSIVE! We had finales with big creatures before but now one of the ninja is big enough to face them and that's 🤯
NYA DID IT!!! 🤩🤩🤩 ... now onto the angst that I KNOW it's coming
Kai being unbelieving is tragic, and Jay's "don't leave me" broke my heart. Please end this misery, where is the deus ex machina that solves everything?
Wait she left?
...
WAIT SHE ACTUALLY LEFT??? WHAT THE HECK THEY AREN'T ENDING IT LIKE THIS
...
OH MY GOSH
ARE THEY?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Omg the grief in this is beautiful, nice to see Jay and Maya so close to each other! Also Kai leaning onto his mom while Cole is comforting his best best friend? Amazing, they really do these scenes great 👌
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EVERYONE SHOWED UP I LOVE THIS CITY SO MUCH 😭😭😭 Aww Ed and Edna, wasn't this such a sad situation I would be so much happier to see you guys 🥺
Master Wu even mentioned that she built Samurai X, you really want to make me cry now do you? 🥺🥺
MAYA AND RAY 😢😢😢😢😢😢
Omg look at Cole being there for his best friend, he is amazing 🖤💙🖤💙
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I have such Rebooted vibes from this... is it hopeful? That Nya comes back like Zane? She's no nindroid but still... oh my gosh they got her symbol on the vase I just noticed, I need more tissues 😭😭
"In loving memory of Kirby Morrow". Always in our hearts 🖤🖤🖤
...
Wow
WOW
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I NEED ANOTHER MOMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT IN THE WORLD THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHANGE THEY DID IN A WHILE!!!
AND NOW WHAT??? 🤯🤯🤯
FINAL THOUGHTS
I'm speechless... like that's true, have A LOT to write over here 😅
This type of plot twist reminds me of our early seasons. Zane sacrificing himself, Garmadon giving up his life, those moments that made me so curious and excited about the following. I have no idea what will be the outcome for this, but I can't wait to find out
With that out of the way, AMAZING SEASON 😍😍😍 I think this finale beats MoM's, just because it was really unexpected and opens up a SEA of possibilities... yeah too soon 😭
I'm still shaken, my world, they did something HUGE and I do hope it will be a good shake to the entire Ninjago plotline. Nya is "gone", we still don't know about the person behind all that vengestone, we haven't heard from Garmy in forever, there are so many good ideas out there now that they've set the ground for more 🤩🤩
Voice acting was *chef's kiss*, not only for the villain which I already stressed enough about, I think Kelly reached a new level of emotional intimacy with Nya and I'm so happy she showed her skills 💜💜
Animation is TOP, there's little to no point into saying anything else since they showed it very clearly in the latest season ☺
This was the emotional, witty and engaging writing I was looking for! Good jokes, meaningful dialogues, emotional scenes, everything was really good and I'm gonna rewatch some scenes especially for that 😍
It turned out having Maya and Ray back was kind of a distraction to fool us all 😅😅 Well played actually, and it was very cool seeing them again in any case 🙋‍♀️
And now? Jay lost his love, I have no idea if the show will work on him getting over her or hold onto her memory (thinking of Jay probably the latter, although I do think that handling the first would be an interesting idea). KAI LOST HIS SISTER 😢😢😢 I have no doubt he's gonna beat himself up for it, like he did when Zane was gone too. Everyone lost their friend, she had become such a vital part of the team and now she is not here anymore it will be hard...
They are back with the four plus one green savior formation, I sincerely don't know how I feel about that 😅 I'm always happy when we get the OGs, but this is about going on without Nya... maybe Skylor will be called? Or Pixal will be more active? That could be interesting to see, who knows 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Gosh, how are they going to handle the next season? It will have to give A LOT of answers to the millions questions we all have right now. Man I can't wait, it could be anything!!! This is a Ninjago revolution!
But if I have to mention a little complain, and I'm a fangirl so I absolutely have to, Kai didn't show much of a reaction to Nya's "departure". Okay, she didn't straight up die like in Skybound (I'm gonna fear all BOUND seasons from now on 😱), but he's her brother and he loves deeply his family. Either we're gonna see him go all out next season, or the writers really did only focus on Jaya. A tiny bit salty... but you got me a fantastic finale so I'll move on 👍
Outstanding, I'm blown away. Whenever I think I'm used to this show they do stuff like this. I'm so glad and sad you guys 😅 But mostly happy that despite everything I still get very strong emotions while I watch this long time favorite show of mine 💜💜💜
What else can I say at this point? ONTO NEXT SEASON!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Thank you for reading me freaking out over LEGO spinning ninja as always! It helps me calm down but this time it might be harder thant the others... *sobs*
I need to lay down and process all of this, I'll be on my way 😂😂 BYE!!! 💜
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saw this post and the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until i wrote it. so enjoy the random Inukag and moroha family fluff i guess.
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“C’mon, Moroha, I really don’t want to do this tonight...”
With a heavy sigh, Kagome swept aside the reed mat to her home and wasn’t at all surprised to find it empty aside from her lightly dozing husband. He sat against the wall in his usual fashion, legs crossed, arms tucked into his opposite sleeves, and he stared at her with curious, but tired eyes.
Kagome huffed and crossed her arms. “Where’d she go?”
“She?”
She gave him a look. “I know I saw her run in here. Did she climb out the window again?”
A slow blink. “My eyes were closed, wench. I didn’t see anything.”
Kagome wrinkled her nose and tried not to pout because as much as she wanted to believe otherwise, she knew her husband spoke the truth. He and Miroku had just gotten back an hour prior from a week long demon slaying trip and a single glance as he’d dragged himself inside their little hut had told her of his bone-deep exhaustion. He’d shaken his head at her inquisitive look and she hadn’t pried, figuring he’d explain all that had happened tomorrow morning after he’d gotten some well deserved rest and they had a little time to themselves while Moroha slept for another hour or so. So she’d merely smiled, kissed his cheek, and left him to rest while she wrangled up their hyper-active toddler to get ready for her bath.
But of course, true to form, Moroha was anything but compliant, the resulting happiness from her father’s return making her energized, hyper, and consequently turning everything into a game. 
Ergo, why Kagome was now searching for her hyper-active daughter after the child had darted away with mischievous giggles, evidently deciding that a game of Hide and Seek sounded like a great idea.
Kagome disagreed.
Heaving a long-suffering sigh, Kagome jutted her hip to the side and pinned her half-demon with a look of weary tolerance. Inuyasha likened it to fond exasperation.
“You’re lucky I love you.” Dark eyes glinted impishly at him and the corners of her lips twitched.
He fought a grin. “And here I thought you only married me for my ears.”
The look she gave him that time was coy and her smile was even more so.
“Among other things,” she said leadingly and had the audacity to drop her gaze somewhere lower than his face. 
Inuyasha’s lids lowered and he beckoned her over to him with a jerk of his head. “C’mere.”
Kagome bit her lip and took a single step forward before halting herself and narrowing her eyes at him.
“No.”
Black brows rose into silver bangs. “No?”
“Yeah. No, because I know that look, you need to rest, and I need to find your kid so I can give her the bath she’s avoiding.” 
“My kid, huh?”
“Yes, your kid. Because no child of mine would ever be this stubborn and hyper-active and suddenly think bath time would be a great time for Hide and Seek.”
“Really.”
She suppressed another smile. “Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?”
“Ain’t that what we’re gonna be doing in a couple hours, anyway? Sleep?” Inuyasha rejoined, quirking a brow.
Kagome rose both her eyebrows at him and tipped him a small smile that spoke volumes.
He couldn’t do it. He grinned at her. “Keh.”
Kagome snickered and tossed him a little wink. “Get some rest, dogboy. You’re gonna need it.”
“Cheeky.”
“Only for you.” She smiled, blew him a kiss, and ducked out the door, calling for their wayward daughter once again. 
Chuckling, Inuyasha shook his head and released a yawn. 
A few minutes passed and then suddenly a little nose poked out from behind the curtain of his suikan sleeves, sniffing once, twice, three times. Inuyasha watched, amused, as his daughter tentatively peeked out from behind the large draping sleeves that hid her from view and surveyed their home for her mother. Finding the room empty, Moroha giggled in triumph and slithered out from her father’s lap to land on the floor in a wriggling heap, relishing in her victory. 
Inuyasha gave her a deadpan stare.  “You’re gonna get me in trouble.”
 Moroha grinned at him. “Nooo, Papa help me!”
“You used me, runt.”
“Noooo!” she giggled and got to her feet.
“You gonna let Mama give you a bath?”
“Nooooo.” Vehement head-shaking followed.
“Will you let Papa give you a bath?”
“Noo!” More giggling as she stomped around in circles.
“You ever gonna stop answering everything with ‘no’?”
The devil-child grinned at him. “Nooo.”
Inuyasha’s ear flicked and he nodded sagely. “I see. So then you don’t want the gift that Papa got for you while he was away.”
Moroha’s eyes widened. “N--” She stopped. Blinked. Furrowed her brow as she thought hard for a moment before her eyes brightened. 
Nodding her head rather enthusiastically, she said, “No.”
Inuyasha balked. Blinked. Then narrowed his eyes. “You brat, that’s cheating.”
The toddler smashed her hands against her mouth to hide the obvious grin as she danced in place, bouncing up and down in her excitement.
“Noooo,” she denied amid her giggles, apparently having far too much fun with this particular “game.”
Cheeky. Just like her mother. Keh.
Inuyasha tried to keep the stern look on his face as he shifted his position, moving as if he was getting ready to get to his feet and being deliberately slow about it.
“Alright, runt, you have three seconds to make yourself scarce before you learn how to swim like your old man did and not how your mom wants you to.”
Even at such a young age, Moroha knew it was an empty threat but she acted like it wasn’t anyway, releasing a high-pitched squeal of laughter before turning around and darting through the doorway with more giggles.
Inuyasha sank back down with a grunt and released another yawn as his ears picked up the sound of a gasp, small feet scrambling in the dirt, and then a triumphant “Gotcha, you little sneak!”
Seconds later he heard the melodic sound of his little girl’s laughter as she was “punished” by way of The Tickle Monster, aka, her mother. Softer, throatier laughter joined in before the woman herself stepped through the doorway once more, their daughter tucked beneath her arm like a sack of rice with her little dirty feet kicking merrily in the air.
Placing her free hand on her hip, Kagome arched a brow at him and said dryly, “Didn’t see anything, huh?”
“I was an unwilling accomplice. I’m innocent.”
Kagome snorted her opinion of that. Moroha echoed the sentiment.
Inuyasha frowned at the little backside wiggling in the air at him. “Traitor.”
Said wee traitor giggled, clearly unrepentant.
Kagome couldn’t hold back a smile. “Where was she?”
He stared at her for a minute before resuming his earlier position. Crossing his legs, he stuffed his hands into his sleeves again and cocked a single brow at his wife. 
Kagome gaped at him. Then at their daughter. 
“You sneaky little demon!”
Moroha giggled and squirmed in her mother’s grasp. “Sneaky!”
Inuyasha chuckled.
Kagome pointed at him. “You’re in trouble.”
He grinned.
She narrowed her eyes. “Stop that.”
He stopped.
Rolling her eyes, though unable to keep her lips from twitching upward, Kagome flapped a hand at him as if in dismissal.
“Go to sleep. You’re annoying me.”
“Excuse you, you’re the one who barged in here and disturbed my beauty sleep.”
“Inuyasha, no amount of beauty sleep in the world will--”
“Finish that sentence, wench, and you’ll find the runt and yourself taking a nice little evening swim in the cold river.”
Kagome promptly sealed her lips and smiled as she batted her eyes at him. 
Inuyasha snorted and stuck his nose in the air, closing his eyes. “Beat it. I need my rest and you two are loud.”
Finally giving in with a soft laugh, Kagome shook her head then knelt down to set their daughter on the floor. She whispered something to the toddler and with a bright smile, Moroha obediently scampered on over to her father.
Inuyasha waited until she’d reached his side before dipping his head. He received a soft kiss to his cheek with a soft, “G’night, Papa,” and small arms wrapping around his neck. He hugged his little girl back, wrapping an arm around her tiny body and dropping a kiss to her head. 
“Night, babygirl,” he murmured. He was rewarded with a bright smile - her mother’s smile - before his daughter turned and toddled back to his wife.
Kagome hoisted their toddler up into her arms, bestowed her husband with a soft, loving smile, then turned and left their home to finally give their daughter her long-overdue bath.
When Inuyasha woke, it was fully dark out and a small hand - a familiar hand - was lazily stroking his ear. Said ear flicked, there was a brief pause, then the gentle massage continued. One by one his sense came back online; the smoke and burning wood from the fire pit was the first thing to register. Next was the soothing sounds of two heartbeats, one slow and steady with the rhythm of slumber, and the other calm and nearby. Lastly was the feeling of something warm and soft leaning against his bare back, skin against skin, warm lips pressing a kiss to his shoulder.
He sighed, deciding he was content enough for the moment to relish in the warmth, the feeling of his wife’s body against his own, her forever intoxicating sent surrounding him as she stoked his ear. But then she started kissing his neck and he abruptly decided nope time to move.
A shift, a tug, and then he had her under him, bare and beautiful and smiling. Her hands pressed against his chest and he leaned down, kissed her nose, her jaw, her chin.
“Miss me?” he murmured and laid his forehead against hers, eyes twin pools of heated amber gold. 
“Yes.” No hesitation, no pause; just open honesty, genuine love in those dark eyes. Hands curled around the back of his neck as she tilted her face up, a silent request.
“Show me,” he whispered against her mouth before claiming it in a slow, languid kiss that had he been aching to give her for days. 
His wife, the mother of his child, his beloved Kagome happily returned it, her passion soft but urgent, heady but contained, hot but maddeningly slow. She whispered his name, kissed him one more time, then promptly rolled him onto his back so she could do as he bade and show him how much she’d missed him.
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A little birthday ramble for my favourite jean man~
It’s my favourite characters birthday??? Woah! That means I gotta try and actually make something-
So here, have this rather rushed birthday edgejeanist ramble for my favourite lanky jeanist because I love them too much.
Tagging: @chaotic-trash-can @kouricaesar @kiriderp @theshisthings @chiggersmcnuggies :)
TW: none! It’s fluff!
*buzz*
Tsunagu blinked slowly, his eyes adjusting to the morning light as he woke up to see two silver eyes staring straight back at him.
*buzz buzz*
“Good morning~” A familiar voice cooed.
Startled by the sudden greeting, the blond man grumbled and opened his eyes to see Shinya facing him, head perched in his hands as he smiled at his sleepy husband.
*buzz*
“Hm.....good morning....” Tsunagu mumbled, stretching his arms out and plopping them back down over the duvet.
*buzz*
“What....uhhh.....buzzing...huh?”
The silver haired man chuckled slightly at the other man’s confused expression. “Messages, love. It’s 7am. A rather special day, too, might I add~”
A rather special day?
What?
Was he missing something?
Tsunagu now felt even more confused than before as he laid there trying to piece things together.
“Wha-” he started, before being interrupted by Shinya letting out a loud laugh and pulling him into a big hug. “-hmmph?”
“Hahah! Ahhh, you are so stupid in the mornings, I love you so much hahaha~” The smaller man snickered as he buried his face into the crook of his husbands neck.
The still-very-confused giraffe blinked. “Did- did you just call me stupid?!”
“Heheh...”
“Oi!” Tsunagu pouted, blushing slightly at the sound of Shinya’s adorable laughter. “Don’t make fun of me......I’m really confused, I don’t know what’s happening, and I’m worried now that I’m missing something very important-”
Shinya simply chuckled and rolled his eyes in response to Tsunagu’s weary mumbles.
“Yes, dear~”
Yawning loudly, Tsunagu slowly sat up and started to gather his thoughts. Did he have work today? Or was it his day off? He wasn’t sure. But he could definitely tell he was missing something.
“Love?”
“Hm?” Shinya hummed inquisitively as he also propped himself up, hooking his arms around Tsunagu’s waist and resting his head on the other man’s shoulder.
“What....what day is it?”
Shinya smiled and let out a small sigh.
“Tuesday!” He exclaimed brightly, his eyes sparkling mischievously as he toyed with his partner’s confused morning brain.
“Ah.....wait, no, I mean the date. ‘Cause it might- oh come on, Shinya, stop-” Tsunagu huffed, realising the smaller man’s intentions to mess with him even more than he already was. That little sneaky ninja....
Shinya simply chuckled at the taller man’s response and slid off the side of the bed, making his way to go and get ready for the day. “Heh...it’s the 5th of October....ring any bells?”
The 5th of October????
The 5th of October........
“Ah!” Tsunagu jumped up, accidentally startling the other man with his sudden enthusiasm. “It’s my sister’s birthday!!!”
Wow.
Shinya stood there for a moment before bursting into laughter, though trying very hard to stifle it. ‘Oh my god he’s a fucking idiot-’
Tsunagu blinked. “W-why are you laughing?”
The silver haired man shook his head and tried to keep a straight face, thinking incredibly hard about his response before simply settling with a small, “it took ya long enough!”, before turning to head out of the bedroom.
“I’m phoning Ai, gonna pester her until she answers me- wait, where are you going?” Tsunagu questioned, rapidly unlocking his phone and dialling his sister’s number while managing to completely ignore the various messages and notifications that he had received.
“Ahh, it’s getting kinda late, I need to go and wake Izumi up for school, I have work, and I’m pretty sure you have a morning patrol, do you not?” Shinya scratched the back of his neck as he made his way out the door. “Make sure ehe- ahEm- make sure to tell her happy birthday for me!”
“Ah....yeah you have a point....okay then.”
Tsunagu looked down at the phone, making sure it was ringing, and waited for it to be answered.
*click*
“Hello?”
“Hey, dumbass, happy birthday!! Hope you have a great day, love you lots!” Tsunagu sang down the phone, showing no hesitation to greeting his beloved sibling.
“Thanks, you lanky shit, happy birthday to you too! Sending love from all of us, have a great day yourself!” Ai chirped in reply. “Don’t get lost on patrol this time either, stupid, last time we waited for hours at mom’s for you to finally show up.”
Tsunagu blinked. What was that? “Happy birthday to me too?”
“Huh?”
That’s when he finally fully woke up and actually realised what a literal dumbass he was being. A massive idiot. No wonder why Shinya was acting so smug and snickering to himself earlier.
“Oh my fucking god-” Tsunagu covered his face with his hands as he wallowed in his own embarrassment. “Ai, I’m a fucking idiot, it’s my birthday isn’t it?”
The line went silent for about ten seconds before the woman on the other side erupted into fits of laughter.
“OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHA THAT IS FANTASTIC-”
“Ai...”
“AHAHA TSU FORGOT- AHAHAhA-”
“Ai, stop, it’s my birthday-”
“OUR birthday! You somehow remembered that it was mine and forgot that it was yours as well- we’re TWINS Tsunagu, we have had the same birthday for over 37 years!! Hahaha~”
“Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever....” the blond man sheepishly muttered as he continued to hide his face in shame. This was going to be a long day...
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After what seemed like a while of embarrassment and one-sided laughter, Tsunagu ended up hanging up and threw his phone to the side, huffing as he tried to shake off how embarrassed he felt.
He sat thinking about the day ahead of him for a little while before noticing some hushed whispers and muffled laughter coming from behind the door.
Smiling to himself slightly at how adorable his husband and daughter were, he rolled his eyes, laughing as he opened the door to reveal two sneaky silver haired troublemakers staring up at him with big mischievous eyes.
“Gotcha~” Tsunagu sang, reaching down to tickle Izumi under the chin playfully.
“Wahhhh!! He caught us!!!” The small child exclaimed, giggling as she jumped into her fathers arms. “Happy Birthday, dad!!”
“Oh, why thank you, sunshine!” The blond man happily responded, twirling his daughter around as he exchanged a soft gaze with his partner, who was now leaning against the door frame with a cup of warm tea.
“So you finally remembered? Got that old brain woken up finally~~” Shinya teased, a sly grin spread across his face.
Tsunagu chuckled. “Hey now, you’re only a few years younger than me y’know! And I’m only a year older than I was yesterday, leave me be!”
“Ahh, sorry sorry~”
“You better be. You weren’t any help this morning when I was oh so lost and confused! Laughing at me, unbelievable!”
“Papa said you were very silly and forgot your birthday!” Izumi chimed in, sticking her tongue out at her taller dad as he ruffled her hair.
“Did he now?” Tsunagu raised an eyebrow as he looked back up at Shinya.
“Noooo......” the sly ninja pouted, winking at their daughter in a very over exaggerated manner.
“I see.....”
Sharing plenty of mischievous joy, the three of them laughed and headed downstairs to get ready for the day.
Watching as their child whizzed around gathering all of her school items, the two parents stood silently together, smiling at Izumi’s enthusiasm as she twirled around.
Shinya wrapped his arm around Tsunagu and looked up at the taller figure gently as he felt the other return the same action, smiling as he felt his face heat up, ever so slightly, and familiarly.
“Happy birthday, hon.” The smaller figure said as he leant into his husband’s warm embrace. “Love you.”
Tsunagu sighed happily in response, feeling his heart flutter slightly as he looked down at his small husband, before leaning down and pecking Shinya’s forehead and smiling as he rested his head gently on top of his. “Thank you, dear.”
“Love you too.”
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hiii can i do number 7 with bakugo
# tags: scenario; current relationship; baking!au; light romance; fluff; pouty!katsu; sfw
includes: gender neutral reader ft. katsuki bakugou {bnha}
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7. Saying, “Ohhh, you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
Bakugou stared at your figure standing by the gas stove, then sighed in annoyance as he stamped his foot against the bright tiles on the floor. Of course, you were well aware that he was expecting your attention and some loving affection, but were you going to do it when he himself could have asked for it? Haha, noooo.
So instead of taking care of your boyfriend, you just melted the butter in the pan to make the caramel for your cake, which you wanted to give Sato which had to judge yours culinary skills; you two made an arrangement to bake sweets for the whole class every week, and today it’s your turn! Also, your friend shared one of his favorite recipes so you couldn’t even refuse. Everything was going perfectly, only the mentioned caramel remained for decoration.
“Now, a lot of sugar...” You muttered to yourself, and Bakugou coughed, but you still didn’t pay attention to him, starting to stir slowly melting, white crystals.
“Y/N.” He whispered as he came closer to you like a sad puppy and you glanced at him out of the corner of your eye, your one eyebrow raised up. “You forgot something.”
“Huh? No, I don’t think so, ‘Suki. I poured the right amount of sugar and my cake is ready and is in the fridge.” You smiled, then looked again at the silver pan full of slightly brown and liquid sugar. “If you want something, just say it to Katsuki. You know, I see that you want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid and very cute. Although, it surprises me a bit because you don’t like PDAs after all.” You chuckled as you moved the long wooden spoon again.
Before the blonde turned his head in the other direction, you noticed a small, red blush on both his cheeks and nose.
“I don’t want to kiss you, stupid.”
“Okay, so I”ll go back to making my small cake. We’ll talk later, okay?”
“... No.”
You lowered the gas a bit, then turned to your beloved one with hand on your right hip.
“Gawd. Come here, big baby.” You opened your arms to hug your boyfriend and he approached you hesitantly, shortly after cuddling your body into his slightly bigger and much warmer one.
Seconds later, you stood on your tiptoes so you could reach his face, then looked into his eyes meaningfully, giving him silent consent to kiss you.
You tasted like a milk chocolate and ripe cherries, and Katsuki really regretted that he waited so long to give you a kiss you both wanted. He lost a lot in the last few weeks of your relationship in which you were the one who started every act towards him... But from now on, it will all change!
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And I am back at it again trying to count the kills in The Walking Dead. I am slowly going insane.
That's the link to the first three seasons since I thought the post was getting a bit long :)
Season 4
Character introductions:
Patrick ? ep. 1
David ? ep. 1
Zack ? ep.1
Bob Stooky ep. 1
‘Mouldy lady’ (she doesn’t have a name I think) ep. 1
Lizzie Samuels ep.1
Mika Samuels ep. 1
Ryan Samuels ep. 2
Doctor S ep. 2
Tara Chambler ep. 6
Lily Chambler ep. 6
Meghan Chambler ep.6
Mr Chambler ep.6
Mitch Dolgen ep.7
Pete Dolgen ep.7
Alisha ? ep.7
Abraham Ford ep.10
Eugene Porter ep.10
Rosita Espinosa ep.10
Joe ? ep.11
Gareth ? ep.13
Gareth and Alex’s Mom ep.13
Alex ? ep.13
Top characters - in my opinion :)
Abraham Ford
Daryl Dixon
Beth Greene
Eugene Porter (don’t ask why, I genuinely don’t know)
Tara Chambler
On to the kills!
Karen: 5 walkers
David: 6 walkers
Glenn: 29 walkers
Daryl: 6 humans + 74 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 80
Sasha: 22 walkers
Zack: 2 walkers
‘Mouldy lady’: 1 human (herself :( )
Carl: 28 walkers
Rick: 5 humans + 29 walkers with a total of 34
Carol: 3 humans + 10 walkers (1 assumed) with a total of 13
Maggie: 25 walkers
Tyreese: 26 walkers (1 was assumed when he put down a Mika)
Dr. S: 1 walkers
Michonne: 3 humans (1 assisted) + 32 walkers with a total of 35
Bob: 23 walkers
Herschel: 5
Martinez: 1 human (spoken of but never seen) + 1 walker with a total of 2
Governor: 2 humans + 5 walkers with a total of 7
Mitch: 1 human
Lily: 1 human (assisted) + 1 walker with a total of 2
Lizzie: 3 humans (not seen, but we can all agree she killed Mika) + 4 walkers with a total of 7
Beth: 3 walkers
Mika: 4 walkers
Tara: 10 walkers
Abraham: 14 walkers
Joe: 1 human (killed off screen and was by multiple of the claimers)
Rosita: 5 walkers
Eugene: 4 walkers
Total walker kills: 338
Total human kills: 27
Total kills overall: 448
Total walker kills over all 4 seasons: 1033
Total human kills over all 4 seasons: 121
Overall total kills in all 4 seasons: 1134
Main character deaths:
Zack: bitten on ankle and face, then crushed by a building ep.1-30 days without an accident
Mouldy Lady: stabbed self twice, left to turn ep.1-30 days without an accident
Patrick: ok I haven’t looked at this in a while and in my book it said he died of ‘extreme Covid’ so take that as you will ep.1-30 days without an accident
Ryan: Bitten and put down by carol ep.2-infected
Karen and David: Carol stabbed them in the head and then burned them 😳 ep.2-infected
Dr. S: Was sick and turned (I think Herschel put him down but I can’t remember) ep.5-interment
Mr Chambler: died from lung cancer then put down by ‘Brian’ ep.6-live bait
Shumpert: got drunk and walked into walker pits. He was killed in between seasons but is only mentioned at this point
Martinez (another fave dead): Hit by ‘Brian’ with golf club then fed to walkers ep.7-dead weight
Pete: killed by ‘Brian’ and left to turn under water ep.7-dead weight
Herschel (NOOOO): Head cut off by the governor (brutally) then put down by Michonne ep.8-too far gone
Meghan: Bitten then put down by The Governor ep.8-too far gone
The governor (thank the heavens): Shot by Rick (non-leathaly), stabbed through the chest by michonne, shot in the head by lily ep.8-too far gone
Mitch the Bitch: Shot with bolt by Daryl ep.8- too far gone (lots of people going this ep)
Lily: eaten alive, willingly. Between episodes but witnessed by Tara
Mika: Stabbed in the neck (I think) by lizzie ep.13-the grove
Lizzie: shot in the head by carol ep.13-the grove
Joe: Bitten in the neck by Rick (walker style) ep.16-A
Alex: Shot by Rick ep.16-A
Saddest death: Herschel. WHY DID HE DIE! HE NEVER HURT ANYONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Happiest death: The Governor. Hmm let me see: he tortured Glenn, assaulted Maggie, tried to get Daryl and Merle to kill each other, killed axel, KILLED MERLE, killed his entire army, was the cause of Andreas death (but who really cares), killed Martinez and Pete (he just wanted to be a good person), beat the shit out of rick, tried to torture michonne, and I think I’m missing something... Oh yeah-HE KILLED HERSCHEL. That basterd deserved worse.
Best death: Lizzie. Lizzie was kind of a psycho and she deserved it a bit, but the main reason her death was the best is because it started carols whole ‘mental downfall’ thing, which is very important to the story.
Worst death: Martinez, I guess. I can’t choose Herschel since I’ve given him the saddest death so it has to be Martinez. Personally I think Daryl should have killed him because of their betting game thing in season 3
Top 15 killers:
1. Rick. 150 walkers. 10 humans. 160 total. Currently alive
2. Daryl. 140 walkers. 10 humans. 150 total. Currently alive
3. Glenn. 69 (noice) walkers. 0 humans. 69 total. Currently alive
4. Michonne. 61 walkers. 7 humans. 68 total. Currently alive
5. Governor. 27 walkers. 40 humans. 67 total. Dead S4 ep8
6. Herschel. 66 walkers. 0 humans. 66 total. Dead S4 ep8
7. Merle: 32 walkers. 24 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep15
7. Andrea: 54 walkers. 2 humans. 56 total. Dead S3 ep16
8. Carl. 50 walkers. 1 human. 51 total. Currently alive
9. Maggie. 39 walkers. 3 humans. 42 total. Currently alive
10. Shane (go away): 32 walkers. 4 humans. 36 total. Dead S2 ep12
11. Tyreese: 35 walkers. 0 humans. 35 total. Currently alive
12. T-dog (hang in there, man): 32 walkers. 0 humans. 32 total. Dead S3 ep4
13. Sasha: 25 walkers. 0 humans. 25 total. Currently alive
14. Shumpert: 21 walkers. 3 humans. 24 total. Dead between S3-S4
15. Bob: 23 walkers. 0 humans. 23 total. Currently alive.
First (and last) words:
Patrick: 1st (yes ma’am) last (I don’t wanna yack on someone)
David: 1st (take that) last (take that) he only has one line
Zack: 1st (I was just about to come find you) last (Don’t leave me!)
Bob: 1st (Hey!) last (?)
Mouldy lady: 1st (wait please) last (you don’t come back)
Lizzie: 1st (Nick! Look over here!) last (I’m sorry)
Mika: 1st (one of them has a name tag) last (I love them!)
Ryan: 1st (it’s happening isn’t it?) last (take care of your sister)
Dr. S: 1st (got no bites) last (you’ve gotta go)
Karen: 1st (Noah’s asthmatic) last (I’ll see you later)
Tara: 1st (you look like you barley got out alive) last (?)
Lily: 1st (Tara!) last (Meghan!)
Meghan: 1st (Mama) last (it’s ok, I can do it myself!)
Mr Chambler: 1st (have a cigarette?) last (please)
Mitch: 1st (you know this guy?) last (You, get up now!)
Pete: 1st (they’ve got a kid for Christ’s sake) last (it’s a sha-)
Alisha: 1st (just messing with my knife) last (I’ll find you)
Martinez: 1st (say the word) last (yeah and then-)
Hershel: 1st (was he bit?) last (it could work, you know it could) 🥺
The Governor: 1st (save your ammo for when you need it) last (liar)
Abraham: 1st (well look at this) last (?)
Eugene: 1st (it’s classified) last (?)
Rosita: 1st (don’t do this Abraham) last (?)
Joe: 1st (get your asses down here!) last (that’ll be fun, won’t it-)
Gareth: 1st (I’ll guess Alberts on perimeter watch) last (?)
Alex: 1st (did they deserve it?) last (Gareth?)
Finaly we’re done with season 4. Sadly a certain person *cough, cough* Shane *cough, cough* won’t leave us alone on the leader board, but I doubt he’ll be here for much longer. Until next time!
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Hi y’all I’m back with another TOG story! 
Summary: Joe and Nicky raise a duckling together during their time off. They're great parents and the ducking is very cute, and absolutely nothing sad or angsty happens because we all deserve some undiluted serotonin.
(Edit: Forgot to tag earlier, inspired by this post by @silly-old-guard-aus <3)
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“How are they?” Joe asked, smiling softly as he held the phone to his ear.
On the other end, Booker ran a hand through his hair fretfully. “I don’t know them like you do, obviously. But I- ah, I don’t know, this might be presumptuous of me. But I think they’re gonna be alright.”
“You know Andy well.”
“Yeah, but not Quynh. This is my first time meeting Quynh.”
“How did she react?”
“She didn’t cry in front of me. Didn’t even yell. Andy broke down instantly, but not Quynh. I told her Andy was mortal now, and then I left. I thought maybe it would be easier for them to be vulnerable with each other if I wasn’t around. Do you think Andy will be safe?”
“Yes. She is always safe with Quynh.”
“But Quynh was so angry.”
“She has every right to be angry. Even though it is not Andy’s fault. Andy knows this. Their love is many millennia old, Booker. These past 500 years will not break them.”
Booker grunted noncommittally. “I’m going to go back. Just to check on Andy. I’ll sleep in a motel if they want to be alone.”
“Alright. Text me, okay?”
“Yeah, of course. How’s everything over there?”
Joe looked over at the couch. Nicky was reclining in the corner spot, watching with rapt attention what Nile had called “one of the best episodes of Queer Eye ever” on their laptop. Nile was curled into a ball at his side. A cool draft snuck in through the cracked window, and Nicky adjusted the plush throw that was draped over them both. Nile sighed contentedly, snuggling closer for warmth.
“Good,” Joe replied, voice suddenly soft. “Everything’s really good here. You don’t have to worry about us.”
“Do you all need anything from Paris?”
“Not that I can think of right now. But I’ll let you know.”
“Okay. Okay, sounds good.”
“Sebastian.”
“Yeah?”
“Take care of yourself, okay? They’ll both be alright. Don’t sweat it.”
There was a pause. Then Booker sighed. “Yeah, okay. I’ll relax.”
“Good. Text me when you figure out where you’re sleeping tonight.”
“For sure. Thanks, Joe. Good night.”
“Good night.”
Joe left his phone on the counter and crossed over to the living room. He sat down on the carpet in front of Nicky, tilting his head back to rest it against Nicky’s knees. Nicky smiled, reaching down to run a hand through Joe’s hair. He wrapped a few curls around his fingers, tugging ever so gently before letting go. He shifted his hand a few centimeters and repeated the act.
“Come up here?”
Joe shook his head, practically melting under Nicky’s loving ministrations. The floor was especially comfy when it was closer to Nicky. “I love you,” Joe mumbled, as instinctively as exhaling. After a moment, he frowned. “I love you, too, Nile.” Nicky laughed, and Joe could almost feel Nile roll her eyes.
The episode ended with Tan France demonstrating how to do a French tuck, and Nicky wondered aloud if the technique would work just as well with his highlighter-green shorts. Joe, despite knowing full well that Nicky was trying to provoke him, promptly went off on a well-rehearsed tirade about the detriments of wearing a dress shirt with basketball shorts.
“Nile, back me up here!”
“You’re right. He’s right, Nicky. Why would you even suggest such a thing?”
“You two can’t stop me,” Nicky argued, just to be contrary.
“At least it won’t be as bad as that time you wore only yellow for two months,” Joe said resignedly.
“Yellow?” Nile asked.
“Yes, he insisted it would make the duckling feel more at home.”
“Duckling?!”
Nicky clicked his tongue impatiently. “I wore various styles and shades of yellow, from pressed goldenrod shirts to an actual pastel canary dress. He has no right to complain about my lack of versatility.”
“The duckling liked me better, and I just dressed like usual.”
“She didn’t like you better. You always kept blueberries on you to bribe her with.”
Wait,” Nile interjected. “We need to backtrack. When and why did you guys have a duckling?”
Joe gave Nicky a pointed look that did nothing to hide the mirth in his eyes. Nicky sighed around a smile.
“It was an accident.” ___
“Nicky, stop moping. Booker, get up from the floor. Enough is enough,” Andy said, far more gently that her words implied. She prodded a very drunk, very anxious Booker with her foot. “Book, have you eaten at all today?”
“He hasn’t,” Nicky muttered from the kitchen counter. “But neither have you, boss. You’re telling us to get it together, but you’re equally antsy about this whole thing. Don’t deny it.”
Andy sighed in frustration. “I wasn’t going to. It was a bad call on my part. I shouldn’t have sent Joe alone.”
“It was a one-man job. You said so yourself. And he did have the best-suited skill set out of all of us. I think, tactically speaking, you made the right decision.”
“But you’re still upset about it, aren’t you?”
“Look, boss, just because it’s a one-man job doesn’t mean said one man wouldn’t prefer company. And it would be safer to have someone along.”
“It would have been a lot of extra work for Booker, security-wise. You know that.”
“Noooo, I din’ miiind,” Booker slurred from where he was curled up on the rug. He made a valiant effort to prop himself up on an elbow before collapsing back down with a thud.
Nicky put his head in his hands. “He was supposed to be back today, right?” he whispered into his palms.
“He’ll be back. He’s fine. I know he’s fine.” Andy paced back and forth restlessly. “We just need to get out of our own heads for a bit. Be a little patient. Joe will be fine.”
The stool scraped noisily against the kitchen floor as Nicky got to his feet. “I’m going to go for a walk and not think about anything for half and hour. I’ll bring takeout on my way back. Is that alright?”
“Yeah, solid plan. I’ll drag Booker to bed and try to get him fully conscious by the time you’re back.”
“Sober?”
Andy chuckled. “Don’t get too ambitious.”
Twenty minutes later, Nicky was sitting on a park bench, forlornly looking out over a pond as the sun set behind him. He’d already called a nearby Indo-Pakistani restaurant and ordered one plate each of everyone’s favorite biryani to-go, including Joe’s. Joe had to come back tonight. He had to.
Nicky shook his head in frustration. He was doing a very poor job of thinking about nothing. Suddenly, a tiny movement out of the corner of his eye caught his attention. He turned his head, squinting at the reeds growing on the pond bank.
The reeds rustled ominously. Nicky was just contemplating his chances of outrunning a rabid racoon, or alternatively, how long it would take him to heal from death by racoon, when the rustling stopped. Then, with a piteous squawk, a small ball of yellow fluff popped out onto the footpath.
Nicky stared in surprise. The poor little thing had landed on its back, its orange, webbed feet flailing in the air. It didn’t seem to be able to turn itself upright. Cautiously, Nicky approached the creature and very gently scooped it up. It gawked at him with wide, frightened eyes, and he heard himself mumbling soothing reassurances as he set it back on its feet. It stumbled half a meter and fell into the pond with a splash.
Nicky almost jumped to rescue it, before remembering that it was a duck and probably did not need to be rescued from the water. Was this one old enough to swim on its own? At what age did ducklings learn to swim, anyway?
The baby animal splashed around happily in front of him, clearly not drowning. Still, Nicky decided to stay for a few minutes, just to make sure it would be okay. He looked around. The mother duck and her other babies had to be around here, somewhere.
Eventually, his phone pinged with a message from the restaurant, letting him know his order was ready to be picked up. He was startled to find that it had been over forty-five minutes since he’d left the safehouse. If he didn’t get back soon, Andy and Booker might start to worry.
Nicky looked wistfully at the duckling. “Off you go, little one. Go home to your family. I’ll go home to mine.” The duckling blinked up at him quizzically. “I’ll come visit you tomorrow, if you want,” Nicky tried. “In fact, I’ll bring Joe with me. You’ll love him. He’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. A ray of pure sunshine, just like you.”
As he spoke, he unconsciously reached out a hand to the duckling. To his utter shock, the creature hopped right up onto his palm and settled down.
“No, you can’t come with me,” he cajoled. “You belong here. In the water. Come on, in you go.” Reluctantly, it leapt back into the water, but made no move to swim away. Nicky pursed his lips, thinking hard. Maybe if he just got up and walked off, the duckling would go back to its family. He figured it was worth a shot.
Nicky got to his feet and turned around. He’d taken only two steps away from the pond when he heard a frantic splash behind him, followed by the soft thwack, thwack, thwack, of webbed feet on concrete. He whirled around.
“No, you have to go back to your pond!” he whispered urgently. The duckling tilted its head. “The pond!” Nicky gestured dramatically toward the fading light on the surface of the water. “You know, your home.”
Nicky sighed. He would just have to walk away as fast as possible. There was no way this baby duck could keep up; it would have no choice but to go back to its family. The thought made his heart break a little, but he had no other option. Taking a deep breath, he began to stride away purposefully.
In a matter of seconds, a series of tiny, woeful quacks stopped him in his tracks. He turned to find the duckling flopped over onto its stomach, crying.
“Ehi, no, piccolo mio,” Nicky exclaimed, rushing forward to gather the poor thing in his arms. He unbuttoned the top of his coat and held the duckling against his chest to warm it up. “Don’t cry, it’s okay. It’s alright.”
He looked back towards the pond. There wasn’t one single other duck in sight. He looked down at the duckling, trembling weakly in his jacket as it calmed down. He sighed. Andy was going to throw a fit.
“Looks like you’re coming with me, little one.”
Nicky managed to smuggle the duckling in and out of the restaurant without anyone noticing. As he picked up the warm takeout boxes, the duckling poked its head out of his jacket to investigate this new source of warmth. By the time Nicky reached the safehouse, he was carrying four boxes of biryani stacked one on the other like a Christmas tree, with a sleeping ball of fluff on top where the angel would go.
Before he could even knock, the door flew open and Andy shoved her cellphone in his face.
“Look, it’s a message from Joe! He says his flight got delayed, but he’ll be here tomorrow morning!”
Nicky almost dropped their dinner (and the duckling) in his haste to grab the phone. Beneath the update, Joe had sent a selfie of himself at the airport terminal, captioned with a cheery “See, boss? I’m fine!” and a couple heart emojis. Looking at his beloved husband’s radiant smile, Nicky felt his eyes mist over involuntarily.
“There’s a duckling sleeping on my biryani.”
Nicky and Andy turned around. Booker, who must have maneuvered the takeout from Nicky’s hands while he’d been distracted by Joe, frowned dubiously at the stack of boxes.
“Do you see it, too, Andy? Or did I just drink way too much earlier?”
“Both,” Andy replied without missing a beat. “Nicky, why is there a duckling-”
“It followed me,” Nicky blurted out. “I was sitting by the pond and it fell out of the reeds right in front of me. After that, it just kept hanging out nearby. When I tried to put it by the pond and go, it started crying. What was I supposed to do? I couldn’t just leave it!”
“Okay, but what if its mother is looking for it?”
“I really, really tried to find the mom. But there wasn’t one other duck in that entire pond. I have no clue where this guy came from.” Nicky spread his hands helplessly.
Just then, the duckling woke up. For a frantic second, everyone held their breath as it flailed around, threatening to topple from the stack of boxes. But the moment it saw Nicky, it sat back down, contentedly preening its downy feathers.
“Oh my god,” Booker said incredulously. “Nicky, I think it imprinted on you.”
“What?” Nicky demanded.
“Oh, no way,” Andy countered. “Ducklings are supposed to imprint on their mother ducks. Nicky isn’t even the same species.”
“Yeah, but ducklings have been known to imprint on other animals, including humans,” Booker continued. “Especially if the mother is absent during the baby’s first few days for whatever reason, it will imprint on whoever it can find. Nicky, looks like you adopted a duckling. Or it adopted you. Good luck.”
“Oh no,” Nicky fretted. “I can’t raise a baby all by myself. Where is Joe, I need a co-parent! Andy, can I have some time off? Maybe, uh, a few weeks? Oh no, I don’t even know how long it takes for a duckling to grow up. I don’t know anything about ducklings. Booker, can you print out the Wikipedia page on ducklings for me?”
“Relax, Nicky,” Andy chided. “You’ve raised chicks before. How different can this really be?”
“8-12 weeks,” Booker read out from his laptop. “Nicky and Joe are going to need 8-12 weeks off to raise this duckling to full maturity. After that, they can reintroduce it to the pond.”
Andy sighed. “Fine. You two were gonna have time off anyway, since I have business in Portugal and Booker’s going to Germany because he scored tickets to the World Cup.”
“Oh, Joe didn’t want to come?” Nicky asked.
“I only managed to get one ticket,” Booker admitted. “I offered to let Joe go instead of me, but he wouldn’t hear of it. Said maybe next time, if we get more tickets.”
“Oh. I guess that works out then.”
“For the record,” Andy said as she extracted her box from beneath the duckling, “this is absolutely ridiculous. Only you, Nicky, would go out for a walk to ‘clear your head,’ and come back with a real live orphan duckling.”
In the end, it was a good thing they were in Genoa, because Nicky had maintained his ties to the port city over the centuries and, in a matter of hours, was able to take out a lease for a small cottage closer to the pond. After dinner, Booker and Andy helped him shift his and Joe’s belongings, as well as some meager furniture, into the new place.
“I think I’ll stay the night,” Nicky decided as they finished up. “The duckling is already asleep on my jacket, and I don’t want to jostle it in the process of moving back to the safehouse.”
“Sounds good,” Andy said around a yawn. “We’ll send Joe over as soon as he drops off the mission file. Come on, Book. Time to go.” There was no response. “Booker?”
Booker tip-toed out of the room where the duckling was sleeping, waving his laptop around triumphantly. “She’s a baby pekin. That’s the species. Also she’s a she, in case you were wondering. See this faded eyeline?” He pointed to a picture on the laptop. “That’s how you can tell.”
“A she,” Andy grunted approvingly. “What are you going to name her, Nicky?”
“I don’t know. I’ll ask Joe tomorrow. He’ll come up with something pretty and meaningful.”
“Your laptop was dead, Nicky, so I plugged it in to charge,” Booker said, shoving his own laptop into a bag. “You’re gonna be doing a lot of googling, I think.”
“Thank you, Booker.”
“Mhm. Andy, let’s go? If I fall asleep before we make it back, you’ll have to carry me the rest of the way.”
“I’ll leave you on the footpath.”
“You wouldn’t!”
“I might. Let’s go. ‘Night, Nicky.”
“Goodnight, you both. Safe travels, in case I don’t see you before your flights.”
The next morning, Nicky woke up to webbed feet padding determinedly across his chest. He opened his eyes to see beady black eyes staring down into his soul, and very nearly had a heart attack.
“Madre de dio!” he yelped, sitting up sharply. He managed to gather his bearings and catch the little ball of yellow fluff before it tumbled off the bed. “Piccolo mio, you can’t just do that!”
The duck let out several loud, indignant squawks, stomping around in his lap. Nicky furrowed his brow.
“Are you…yelling at me?”
The squawking and stomping continued.
“Oh,” Nicky surmised. “Maybe you’re hungry. Babies usually cry when they’re hungry. Is that right, preziosa? Shall we find you something to eat?”
Nicky doubted the duckling understood any of what he was saying, but she responded to his tone, nuzzling her tiny beak into his hand. He took that as a yes. Nicky climbed out of bed with a yawn, stretching thoughtfully as he walked over to the clothing trunk to get dressed.
That was how, ten minutes later, Joe walked in on Nicky standing at the kitchen table in yellow sleeping shorts and a yellow t-shirt, slicing green grapes in half as a very energetic duckling devoured them happily. Joe felt his lips curl up into a hopelessly wide smile.
“When Andy told me you had a surprise for me, this is not what I expected.”
Nicky dropped the knife and whirled around, practically throwing himself across the kitchen in his haste to wrap Joe up in his arms. Joe gasped as the wind was knocked out of him. He clung to Nicky, burying his face in his neck and breathing him in. God, how he had missed him. Finally - finally- Joe felt like he was home.
After a few moments, Nicky pulled back, eyes shining as he cupped Joe’s face in his hands. “You stink,” he accused, before kissing him soundly. Joe’s protests died in his throat, and he grinned into the kiss, feeling full to the brim with happiness. He marveled quietly at his husband’s ability to make 900 years seem like the blink of an eye. Perhaps his body had stopped aging centuries ago, but it was only in his Nicolò’s arms that Joe still felt 31.
Eventually, a series of tentative chirps interrupted them, and they broke apart, laughing.
“Aww, amore mio, how rude! You haven’t introduced us yet,” Joe quipped, gesturing between himself and the duckling.
“Ah,” Nicky smiles sheepishly. “Joe, this is…a duckling. Duckling, this is Joe - remember the one I was telling you about by the pond? The one with a smile like sunshine, sweetest person you’ll ever meet?”
Nicky turned, and Joe kissed him again, impossibly more in love than he’d ever been in his life. The idea of his husband waxing poetic about him to ducklings in a pond was just too adorable to bear.
Later that afternoon, after Joe’s valiant but fruitless attempt to potty train the duckling and Nicky’s stoic re-sanitation of their patio threshold, they decided to swaddle the drowsy baby in a soft washcloth and watch a movie together while she napped. They sat on the loveseat Andy and Booker had carried in last night, the duckling nestled comfortably between them. Both of them elected to watch a soppy romantic indie they’d seen a hundred times before instead of the new action flick; it was Joe’s first day back, after all, and he’d really had enough of gunfire for a very long time. Nicky couldn’t agree more.
Around halfway through, Joe leaned forward and paused the laptop. He stroked a finger gently down the sleeping duckling’s back, and then looked up at Nicky.
“Did you really not pick out a name for her yet, amore?”
Nicky shrugged his shoulders with a half-smile. “I figured that’s your department, no? Coming up with something melodious, beautiful. Poetic. Some worthy descriptor for this lovely little creature.” Nicky yawned. Maybe the duckling’s need for sleep was rubbing off on him. “You’re the creative one.”
Joe gasped in mock offense. “You are creative!” he whispered insistently.
Nicky laughed softly. “Yes, coming up with ways to keep you enamored for nine centuries does take creativity.”
“You could laze about on this couch for the next nine centuries and I’d still love you more than life itself.”
Joe’s retort was very matter-of-fact, but Nicky melted like sugar in a flame. Given how often his husband said things like that, he didn’t see how it was possible to be caught off guard every single time. To be stunned into speechlessness, heart alive with emotion his tongue knew no words for. It made Nicky realize what the poets meant when they compared love to a river of fire that could only be crossed by drowning.
“I know, hayati,” he replied at length, leaning in for a kiss. “Believe me, I know.” Nicky did not add that he felt the same, that if they never so much as left this house for another millennia, their love would only continue to grow - but Joe heard it anyway.
The next evening, Nicky finished showering and, after a moment of contemplation, opted for a mustard-yellow sweatshirt and last night’s sleeping shorts. As he walked towards the kitchen to make dinner, he decided to ask Joe to run down to the local pet store and pick up a bag or two of proper duck feed. The duckling could only be expected to eat grape halves for so long. He reached the kitchen and promptly froze in the doorway.
On the counter was a large steel basin filled with water. Inside the basin was a very happy duckling, splashing around gleefully. Next to the counter was a rather disgruntled Joe, soaking wet and trying in vain to coax the duckling into staying still long enough for him to rub a little Dawn soap onto her back.
“Wallahi, Nicolina, a little soap doesn’t hurt! Come on, baths are nice. You’ll like it, I promise. Would you rather smell like pond water, or, uhh…” Joe squinted at the soap bottle. “It doesn’t say what scent this is, actually. But I’m sure it’s better than pond water, don’t you think?”
“Joe, what are you doing?” Nicky laughed from the doorway.
“Nicky! Oh, thank God you’re here.” The duckling seemed to agree, chirping excitedly at Nicky as he walked towards them. “Give me a hand, amore. Nicolina doesn’t like soap.”
“You’re calling her Nicolina?!”
“It suits her. She’s just a miniature you, see?” Joe managed to seize the duckling and hold it up next to Nicky. “Both yellow, both don’t like soap-”
“I like soap!”
“Both like to swim,” Joe continued, ignoring Nicky and putting the duckling back into the warm water.
“And I’m only wearing yellow to make the duckling feel more…at home, you know?”
“Pekin ducks are white, Nicky.”
“Well, this one’s clearly yellow.”
“That’s because it’s a baby. Mother ducks are white.”
Nicky shook his head to clear it. He’d definitely come in here with the intention of telling Joe something else, not arguing about duck colors.
“Oh, right! Joe, I meant to ask you - could you get duckling feed from the pet store while I make something for dinner? After you’re finished bathing her, of course. That way she’ll have something nutritious to eat tonight.”
Joe nodded, and then leveled Nicky with his best poker face, a sparkle of mischief in his eyes. “Who will have something nutritious to eat, amore?”
“She will.”
“Who?”
“The duckling, Joe.”
“Yes, but the duckling has a name, right?”
“ I am not calling her that.”
“Però-”
“Yusuf al-Kaysani, I swear-”
Joe put on his best puppy face. “But you said I could name her anything I want!”
“I said you could name her something beautiful and meaningful.”
“There is no name more beautiful and meaningful to me than yours, Nicolò. You asked me to find a worthy descriptor for her - and I found no better way to honor her charm and kindness than to name her after you. You stole my heart the moment I saw you, and she did the same. What can I do? It’s perfect.”
Nicky gaped at his husband. “Wha- I- You- Hayati! You can’t just say things like that!”
Joe gave a tiny smile, trying to hide his triumph and failing spectacularly. Nicky threw his hands up in surrender, circling around the counter to thoroughly kiss the smug look off Joe’s face.
“So the name can stay, then?” Joe asked, a little breathlessly, when Nicky pulled back.
“Don’t ask questions which you already know the answer to,” Nicky scolded, kissing him again. “Now go pick up duck feed before the pet store closes. Remember, if Nicolina doesn’t get dinner, then neither will you.”
Joe burst out laughing. He stashed the bottle of Dawn soap next to the sink, waving an alacritous finger at the duckling as he scrambled out of the kitchen. “Looks like you’re off the hook for today, little one!” Nicolina splashed and quacked enthusiastically in response. “Nicky, there’s a clean towel next to the basin to dry her off with. Can you-”
“I’ve got it, love. I’ll finish up here before starting dinner.”
“Grazie mille, see you in ten!” Joe called from the living room, grabbing his wallet and heading out the door. Nicky sighed, reveling in the peace of the moment, silent but for the gentle splashes and chirps of the duckling in front of him. Eventually, he picked up the towel.
“Alright, Nicolina. Let’s get you dry and warm for your nap, shall we?”
The next few weeks passed happily, with Nicolina becoming a central part of their family. She was extremely intelligent, managing to figure out potty training by the end of week two. It took until week three to convince her that soapy baths were a good thing, but she grew to love it enough that as soon as a bubble bath was prepared, she would hop in of her own volition. Both Joe and Nicky were ecstatic. By the time week four was drawing to a close, Nicolina had even learned how to turn her heat lamp on and off by herself, by stepping on the switch.
One evening, as Nicky was walking back to the cottage after running an errand, he was struck by a thought. Tomorrow, he realized, would be the one-month anniversary of having found Nicolina by the lake. Since the duckling wouldn’t be with them for a full year, this was probably their best chance to have a first birthday celebration for her. He pulled out his phone and hit recent.
“Hello, Joe?” He paused as Joe spoke. “Yes, yes, the post office was open. It went smoothly. Yeah - I wanted to ask, can you feed Nicolina and whip something up for dinner? I just remembered a thing; I’ll have to take a bit of a detour.” On the other end, Joe grumbled something about Nicky going on impromptu shopping trips without him. “I never said I was going shopping!” Nicky laughed. “But you’re right, as usual. Tell me, hayati, how am I supposed to surprise you with what I buy if I take you with me?”
The next morning, Nicky snuck out of bed before either Joe or Nicolina were awake. He decorated the living room of their cottage with baby blue and yellow balloons - some hanging off the roof and walls, others rolling around lackadaisically on the floor. Then, he puttered around the kitchen for a bit, mixing batter and putting two cakes in the oven to bake: a regular one, and a special miniature one made with all duck-friendly ingredients.
Miraculously, neither of his housemates had woken up to all the ruckus he’d made in the kitchen. Nicky tip-toed back into the bedroom and quietly slid a dress box from beneath the bed. He went to the bathroom to shower and get ready.
When he’d stopped at a clothing shop the previous night, Nicky had honestly been dismayed at the lack of birthday-appropriate formal wear available for men in any color other than dark blue, black, or tan. Certainly there was nothing even approaching some semblance of duckling yellow. Nicky had sighed in frustration - he should have brought Joe along after all. Joe would have known what to do.
Nicky could almost imagine his husband’s gleeful smile. “Amore, try this!” he would say, gesturing to the obnoxious excuse for a suit on Nicky’s right. “Or no, wait - what about this?” Nicky’s gaze had snagged on a lovely light yellow dress, on display in the women’s section across the aisle. It was a simple a-line dress with short sleeves and a flowy skirt that would probably come down to a little above his knee. There was no print, only a few tiny red flowers embroidered at the hem and on one sleeve. Also, it had pockets.
In his head, Nicky imagined Joe, who would have suggested the dress as a joke, tracking Nicky’s interest and suddenly getting on his soapbox about how men can wear dresses, too, because gendering clothing is stupid and outdated, and really, it was supposed to be hot tomorrow, did Nicky really want to spend Nicolina’s first birthday all uncomfortable in a scratchy suit, and…
Before he could second-guess himself, Nicky took the dress off the rack. He skipped the fitting room and decided to just pray that it looked good on him instead. He’d made his purchases and been halfway across the street when he realized that he hadn’t picked one out for Joe. He’d immediately turned and started walking back, earning a confused honk from a taxi driver who had to swerve to avoid him.
That was the story of how, on the morning of Nicolina’s first-month birthday, Joe came into the living room to see his husband in a stunning pastel-yellow dress, glowing like the sun itself among a shower of blue and gold balloons, playing peek-a-boo with a delighted duckling perched on the coffee table. Warmth and sunlight streamed through the open patio, and the air smelled sweetly of vanilla and cinnamon.
Joe pressed a hand to his heart, so overwhelmed with love that he was physically unable to breathe for a few seconds. Looking back, he prided himself on being able to remain standing at all. It shouldn’t be humanly possible, he thought, to fully and truly embody perfection to the degree that his Nicolò did. Joe smiled at the irony - he sometimes forgot that the very basis of their existence itself wasn’t humanly possible.
Nicolina spotted Joe first, and ran excitedly off the end of the table in a wildly risky attempt to take flight. Nicky gasped and lunged after her, managing to catch her before she hit the floor. “Nicolina, what the-”
He looked at Joe, standing open-mouthed in the living room entrance, and smiled. “Good morning, my love. Did you sleep well?”
“You’re beautiful,” Joe blurted out, like a thirteen-year-old talking to his crush. He frowned. Surely, Nicky’s current state of dress deserved something more poetic.
But Nicky’s smile only widened. “I’m so glad you like it, Joe. I have to confess, I had my doubts. But the look on your face convinces me I made the right decision.”
Joe opened his mouth to say, yes, yes this was absolutely the right decision, this might have been the best decision ever - but what really came out of his mouth was “Uh. Yeah. Can I, um. I really want to kiss you. If you want.”
Apparently, he would continue to be possessed by the ghost of an incoherent and besotted teenager for as long as Nicky was wearing this damn dress. Fortunately, Nicky seemed to find this endearing, laughing as he gently deposited Nicolina in his pocket - omg, it has pockets! - and walked up to Joe. He reached out to cradle Joe’s face in his hands, gazing at him like all the stars were in his eyes. Joe, who had just gotten out of bed and hadn’t even combed his hair, couldn’t imagine what Nicky was seeing, but the next moment, their lips were pressed together in a tender, blissful embrace, and every other thought in Joe’s head dissolved like salt in the ocean.
“Oh, I almost forgot!” Nicky exclaimed, pulling back all too soon. “I got one for you, too! It’s in a dress box under the bed. Would you be interested?”
Joe blinked as his brain caught up. “One for me?”
“Yes, and don’t worry, I picked something you’ll like. It’s not tacky or unfashionable, I promise-”
“I like everything you pick.”
“That’s not true, you didn’t like the t-shirt I wore two days ago-”
“I like everything you pick for me.”
Nicky paused, trying to find a counterexample. “Ah. I guess you do. Well, go try this one on, then! Let’s see.”
Five minutes later, when Joe hesitantly stepped out of their bedroom in his new dress, Nicky realized that he had vastly overestimated his own ability to remain a functioning member of society with Joe looking like that. Even Nicolina, now resting quietly on a bunched-up blanket on the couch, couldn’t seem to take her eyes off of him.
“Well?” Joe asked, giving an experimental twirl that did nothing for Nicky’s screaming brain. “Does it look okay?”
Joe was wearing a knee-length deep teal sheath dress with a dribble of silver sequins spilling down one side like stardust. A shallow v-neck gave way to a sleeveless top, and the richly colored fabric fit snugly against his hips in a way that had not been nearly so breathtaking on the mannequin. Like Nicky’s own, this dress was simple, without excess print or decoration. Still, the way it looked on Joe as he stood there, smiling a little shyly in the late morning sunlight, left Nicky stunned.
He tried to speak around the sudden dryness in his mouth, but no sound came out. Rather, Nicolina chirped up first, quacking approvingly from her comfy spot on the couch. Joe grinned, crouching down next to the duckling.
“Aww, thank you, little one. At least someone has feedback for me.” Nicolina nuzzled her beak into his cheek affectionately.
Nicky sat back down on the couch and put his head in his hands. Joe glanced up.
“Nicky?” he asked, a little worried now. He walked over and sat down next to him. “Amati, is everything alright? Do you not like it? I can change back-”
“Mashallah, Yusuf,” Nicky said hoarsely, taking Joe’s hands in his. When he looked up, Joe was shocked to see tears glistening in his eyes. “It’s just - you are the most beautiful, wonderful, miraculous being that God has ever created, and I never forget this, but sometimes I am reminded anew and I just- I am left in awe of you, of your endless love and beauty. I can’t handle any of this. You’re too handsome, too kind. I wish I had one hundred hearts to love you with.” He sniffled, wiping his nose with the back of his hand.
For the second time that day, Joe was rendered utterly speechless. On Nicky’s other side, Nicolina whimpered worriedly, climbing out of her blanket nest and nosing at his elbow. He chuckled wetly, reaching out to pet her.
“I’m fine, piccolo mio. Better than fine. Don’t worry.” To Joe, he said, “Sorry. I’m overreacting.”
“No,” Joe mumbled. He dropped his head to Nicky’s shoulder, reverently bringing their joined hands to his lips. “Ti amo, Nicolò. So much. Thank you.”
Nicolina clambered onto Nicky’s lap, snuggling close to him for warmth. Nicky caressed her downy feathers comfortingly. He turned and pressed a soft kiss to the top of Joe’s head. It had been a busy morning, and they still had big plans for the day, Nicky knew. A nice long walk in the park, visiting Nicolina’s pond, eating cake, maybe going out somewhere fancy for lunch or dinner (somewhere that allowed pets; he would have to google it). But for now, he allowed himself to just breathe, swathed in bone-deep contentment.
Over the course of the next month, they took Nicolina to the pond every single day. By week five, her feathers were growing out in earnest, and she could fly quite reliably. In week six, Nicky and Joe got comfortable leaving her at the pond unsupervised, using the time to run short errands before returning to pick her up. By week seven, Nicolina would stay out longer and longer, often loathe to leave the water even after the sun had set.
As week eight drew to a close, Nicky reminded Joe to pack an extra jacket for their trip to the pond. Nicolina ran ahead of them excitedly. The pond was always her favorite part of the day. After watching her splash about for a bit, Joe went for a walk around the park, and Nicky left to go grocery shopping for the upcoming week.
When Nicky returned, Joe was back on the bench in front of the pond. For a second, Nicky had a vivid flashback to the evening this all started - he’d been sitting in that very spot, worrying about Joe, when Nicolina had quite literally dropped into his life. He shook his head fondly at the memory.
“Joe?” He approached the bench. Joe looked up at him and smiled, patting the adjacent seat.
“How was groceries?”
“Ah. Nothing too remarkable. A lady spilled a gallon of milk in the aisle where we were waiting to pay, and then we all got distributed into different queues, so it took longer than usual.”
Joe clicked his tongue sympathetically. For the next couple hours, they sat mostly in silence, listening to the sounds of the evening and watching the last rays of sunlight fade from the surface of the pond. As it got dark, the park slowly emptied out, save for a few teenagers roasting marshmallows over a fire pit in the distance.
Nicky sighed deeply, holding his arm out to Joe. Joe scooted closer, wrapping his arms around Nicky’s waist and resting his head on his shoulder.
“She’s not coming back tonight, is she,” Joe whispered. Nicky squeezed his shoulder, pulling him closer.
“Got attached, Yusuf?”
Joe huffed. “Two months is nothing in the span of centuries, right? So why…” He trailed off, but Nicky heard what was left unspoken.
“The heart only knows how to live in the present, hayati. That is why it falls in love. That is why it cries when something ends. Even if we always knew it would.”
“You’re so composed - won’t you miss her?”
“I will. Terribly so. It just hasn’t sunk in yet, so I can offer you wisdom like a hypocrite.”
Joe smiled sadly. “When it sinks in, I’ll do the same for you.”
“I know, my love. My all.” After a few minutes, he said, “Give me that extra jacket.” Joe handed it to him, and Nicky shook it out, wrapping it like a blanket around Joe’s shoulders. “Lie down.” Joe lay his head in Nicky’s lap, stretching his feet out onto the bench. Nicky wove his fingers through Joe’s hair calmingly. “Alright?”
“Mhm. Nicky?”
“Yes?”
“Are we staying the night?”
“We can stay as long as you want.” ___
“The end,” Nicky said with a flourish.
“Wait, what?” Nile lifted her head from his shoulder and looked at him incredulously. “What do you mean, the end? You never saw her again?”
“Of course we saw her again,” Joe answered from the floor. “We walked by the pond several times a week, and she would always swim over to say hi when she saw us. It was the sweetest thing.”
“About a month later,” Nicky picked up the narrative, “Booker got back from Germany and Andy from Portugal. We took a series of back-to-back missions after that, and didn’t get to return to Genoa until early spring.”
Joe’s phone buzzed on the counter, and he got up to go check it.
“Mhm, and then?” Nile prompted.
“Well, when we got back, we came by the pond to see if the ducks had returned to their northern habitats yet. As we stood by the water, one duck, a beautiful, white bird, swam gracefully up to us and nuzzled our ankles for a bit. She looked really happy to see us.”
“Oh my gosh - Nicolina?!”
Nicky smiled in confirmation. “Do you know, she had a mate? He was quite lovely, too. They made a good pair.”
“Wow,” Nile breathed. “That’s so awesome.”
“Guys, look at this.” Joe walked back to them, phone outstretched. “A message from Booker.”
Nicky took the phone, and Nile leaned over to see. On the screen was a photo of Andy curled up next to a Vietnamese woman that Nile had only ever seen before in her dreams. Quynh, she knew. Andy was fast asleep, and Quynh smiled serenely at the camera. Her eyes looked like she had been crying, but her happiness was evident, even in the hastily taken picture. The message beneath it read “they’re letting me stay the night,” followed by a tentative thumbs up and smiley face.
Nicky grinned. “Oh, God. I can’t wait to see her. And look at them - I told you, Joe.”
Joe leaned in for a quick kiss. “I never doubted it.”
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Rewatching “Fright Night” (the 1985 version)
No I ain’t watching the remake with David Tennant.  ‘Cause I said so.
*does Borat impression while loading the movie on Amazon Prime*
“Sit here beside me on the veranda.”  Is this the... TV show scene?  The show with Roddy McDowall?
SCARE CHOOORD!
“So... luminescent.”  *laughs*
Those were some... horrible kissing noises
I like the out of context implication that as soon as the woman asks the dude to lay on her chest, Peter Vincent’s like “NONE IN THIS HOUSE!”
“IF SHE BREATHES...”
What idiot puts their smelly ass soccer cleats on their headboard?
“We’ve been going together almost a year, and all I ever hear is ‘Charley, stop it.’“  Well then maybe that’s a you problem
Also what the hell is that map thing next to Amy?
“Let’s get into bed.”  *bug eyes*
Amy, that is not the look of someone who is ready to have sex.
“It says right here that the divorce rate is 76% higher among couples who don’t argue before marriage.”  Shut up, Mom.
“Thank you [Amy] for helping Charley with his homework.”  ...I was gonna make a sex joke here but nah.
Oh I hate Charley’s friend in his movie.
Charley’s car, while super nice, looks like a sunburnt cow
“My luck.  He’s [the neighbor] probably gay.”  AAAAAHHH THEY EVEN SAID IT!
I really Charley to slap Teach [Ed] at some point but I know it’s never gonna happen.
For a moment, I thought that the carpenter dude partner was gonna be like Kenny from “The War at Home” but nah.  He probably just uses his teeth a lot.
*silently jamming to the background synth music*
*Charley spots a woman removes her bra in the window*  What was this rated again?
AN:  It’s rated R
*yells when Jerry looks over to see Charley through the window*
*Shot of Jerry’s hand pulling down the window blind*  That... is a lady hand.
AN:  They were actually extensions that Chris wore and he helped apply them himself so that he could just rip them off after a day of shooting
*Charley’s mom ruins Charley’s cover*  DAMN IT MOM
This movie is basically “Who Cried Wolf” but with vampires?
“I’m his roommate Billy Cole.”  Can you believe just that the fact that this movie was made in the mid 80s when the AIDS crisis in the US was getting ready to happen and director Tom Holland and the screenwriter went “YES they’re gonna be GAY and THAT’S FINAL”
“You actually saw the body, Charley?”  Uh doesn’t that tone raise any suspicion from the detective STANDING NEXT TO HIM?
*snorts in hilarity when Billy jokingly does the sign of the cross*
Charley, I would not trust anything Teach tries to tell you.
AND OF COURSE CHARLEY’S MOM INVITED JERRY OVER
OMINOUS SYNTH CHORD
My God, Chris Sarandon...
What’s with the celery?
Charley’s mom is the most oblivious character in this whole movie, I swear
FISH EYE LENS
I forget, do we ever see Jerry in vampire bat form or do we just see him as Chris Sarandon with fangs the entire movie?
Why yes, Charley, use your tiny crucifix.
Doesn’t the whole “enter with permission” count with bedrooms too or just the house in general?  If it counted with bedrooms, couldn’t Charley just put up a sign on his door that said “NO ADMISSION WITHOUT PERMISSION” and that would keep Jerry out?
Jerry is the most casual vampire I’ve seen so far.  Someone would just throw a chair at him and he’ll just No-Sell it like “Listen... I was just saying...”
There’s got to be a logical way to explain this Christmas thing.
We just need a vampire that’s like Catherine O’Hara from “Schitt’s Creek”
I love how Charley’s like 80% out the window and yet he can still reach for an entire mug of pencils
NO WAIT WE SEE HIS [Jerry’s] VAMPIRE FACE NEVERMIND
Valium?!?
Christopher Lee!
THAT FRAMING [of Billy kneeling directly in front of Jerry’s legs] ISN’T OBVIOUS AT ALL TOM HOLLAND
The logic for this movie is something else.  Charley sees someone on TV perform a vampire killing ON A TV SHOW and thinks “YES I’m going to ask him to help me with this vampire situation!” 
This is like asking Drew Carey if he can assist in a vampire hunting
*imitates Peter Vincent shooing Charley away*
*snorts at Teach and Amy walking in on Charley setting holy stuff ALL OVER HIS HOUSE*
Also I absolutely forgot about the weird side plot with Amy being an incarnation of a past love.  What is it with this and Bram Stoker’s Dracula going this route?
Man, Roddy McDowall is just a masterclass in classical acting.  You can tell the different style between him and the other actors.
There’s a bust of Klaus Kinski’s Nosferatu in the glass box!
AN:  *in best Janet from ‘The Good Place’ impression*  Fun fact, Klaus Kinski was actually an asshole
I like the red and black plaid night coat
God, all those clocks going off at once reminds me of the scene in Pinocchio.  That would give me so much anxiety in real life.
WHO TOSSED JERRY THE APPLE?!?
OH AND THEY [Jerry and Billy] WALK OFF TOGETHER OF COURSE
*imitates Peter Vincent saying “Good evening good evening”*
*going through AO3′s Fright Night 1985 tag as Peter explains what he’s doing*  Wow there’s four pages.  I might have to bookmark some of these.
Ohhhh kay, nevermind on half of these.  Not into that.  Nope nope nope.
I forget, is Billy also a vampire?  Or is he like some ghoul?  Werewolf?
...Interspecies romance?
For a fact, I know that if CinemaSins covers this movie, they would award Jerry the “eating an apple because he’s an asshole” sin and I would laugh
Oh he’s [Jerry] gonna go for the hand kiss, isn’t he? 
OH GOD DAMMIT
*has to still register it*
Wait, did Jerry hold the bottle up in front of the fire in case there was actually holy water?  Would heating it up counteract the holy water inside?
WAIT DOESN’T PETER CATCH JERRY’S LACK OF REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR AS THEY LEAVE?
How did they do that?  Did they just... comp Chris Sarandon out or did they have him tuck out of frame but still say his lines?
AN:  Tom Holland originally goofed up the shot I guess but they ran with it
JERRY IS BI HEADCANON CONFIRMED
WAIT HE FOUND THE MIRROR SHARDS
The overhead tracking shot following Ed in the alleyway is actually pretty good.  And the way it slides to a normal shot is great.
Oh they do the creepy Dracula fog!
Wait, this movie came out the same year as Nightmare on Elm Street 2.  Dang.
And that movie also had a weird homoerotic tone to it.
You know what, the way Jerry offers Ed salvation only to attack him was actually pretty solid.  Just good acting from both of them.  I was sold.
WAIT IT’S THE CLUB SCENE!
*Peter presses a cross to Ed’s forehead*  Great prosthetic too, holy crap!
*jams out to the song playing at the club*
Why do Jerry’s dance clothes look like either my pajamas or really lame exercise clothes?
God, it’s [Jerry pacing back and forth watching Amy] like a cat stalking a bird holy crap
NOOOO I DON’T NEED TO WATCH THIS SHE’S LIKE SIXTEEEEENNNN
*jaw drops when Jerry runs his hand up Amy’s leg*  NOOOOOO
Not gonna lie, this song almost sounded like a remix of the Nightmare on Elm Street theme
NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOPPPP CEASE DESIST
Amy’s hair just gets wilder and wilder during this dance sequence
STOOOOOOPPPP
Quick, Charley, start a fight!  Just... punch someone!  Commotion!
*just yells when Jerry steals a kiss from Amy*
*Amy wakes up in a white dress in Jerry’s house*  NOPE
God and he [Jerry] took off his shirt too just *hides face in hands*
*covers mouth with hand in attempt not to say anything*
*Jerry’s dragging finger scrapes off wood on the banister*  Oh that’s just mean
*Jerry drapes his arms over the back of Billy’s shoulders*  HMM
They would be that duo who would pick up a phone and take turns to go “...surprise, Sidney...”
*A wolf walks out of Mrs. Brewster’s room*  WHAAAAATTT?!?
Dang they really just tossed a plushie wolf off the stairs
WAIT the guy that did the VFX for this movie also did “Ghostbusters” if I remember correctly
AN:  Yes
They are just... really dragging out Ed’s death scene
That kinda exasperated look Peter gives the smoking house is great
Wait is Billy a vampire too?  Zombie?  What is he?
I really just want Charley to reach out and just slightly poke dying Billy in the chest so that he crumbles backwards.  That would have been hilarious.
How long is Amy’s hair?
HE [Jerry] DOES TURN INTO A BAT!
Real plot twist would be that the bat bite also starts turning Charley into a vampire so Peter would have to kill three birds with one stone (heal Charley and Amy and kill Jerry)
Boss move:  Peter closing the coffin in front of Jerry
And it ends with the same shot as the opening!
“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster.”  So is Ed alive?
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