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i-like-superheros · 2 months

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Why couldn't Marvel just give us winterwidow 💔

They would actually be unstoppable.

#mcu universe #mcu fandom #mcuedit #mcu icons #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #disney black widow #black widow marvel #natasha romanov #natasha romanoff #scarlett johansen #winterwidow #winter soldier black widow

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msclaritea · 4 months

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Guess which Wes Anderson project did better with the public, and is currently more popular? Henry Sugar. Now, guess which film project the trolls on Twitter are going gaga about? Asteroid City and every other project BUT Henry Sugar. *Waves to the GLAAD crowd*

#Wes Anderson #Which project did more tor uis reputation this year?#Asteroid City or Henry Sugar?#Twitter Trolls #Scarlett Johansen #Benedict Cumberbatch

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tex6689 · 1 year

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#scarlett johansen #pantyhose #black pantyhose #stockings #tights #sexy fashion #celebrities in pantyhose

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howardhawkshollywoodannex · 4 months

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Woody Allen directing Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Scarlet Johansen in Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008). This is Woody's eighth honorable mention, after Play It Again Sam, Alice, Shadows and Fog, Another Woman, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Small Time Crooks, and Scoop.

#javier bardem #penelope cruz #scarlett johansen #vicky cristina barcelona

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gonfrees · 10 months

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first time in my life I think I was reverse cat called on the street

#said my hair color was annoying and rhat i was not pretty compared to Scarlett johansen #thank you i know im annoying and ugly compared to famous actors #idk why you stop someone walking on the street to tell them that

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frenzyarts · 3 months

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>>Send me your worst opinions.<<

Okay.

In the cartoon Jungle Book movie, the constrictor snake, Kaa, is singing this "Trust in Me" song to Mowgli to try to hypnotize him so that Kaa can eat him. The one in that movie is kind of eh.

Selena Gomez did a cover of it for a Disney compilation album.

When they did the remake with the live action Mowgli and realistic-ish CGI animals, Scarlett Johansen voices Kaa and does a version of the "Trust in Me" song.

So for the worst opinion to come out of this, I think I understand vore a little better now: I'd stand still and let a snake that sings like Selena or Scarlett eat me.

Oh, turns out Sioxsie and the Banshees also do a cover of this song. Didn't know that I just did a fresh Youtube search for it.

I haven’t seen that movie but I’m so happy for you!! Congrats on the vore fetish 🙌 I’m not a vore fan myself but I support you

#frenzy post

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chloe-skywalker · 1 year

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Another Agent Barton? - Clint Barton

Clint x reader daughter

Avengers x reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 910

Summary: Being Clint’s daughter, and having been trained by him and Natasha. The Avengers need help from another smaller agent.

Authors Note: A shorter reader for reasons of needing her help. First time I believe I’m writing for a shorter reader. Fun Fact Scarlett Johansen is 5’3 and I’m the same height.

Masterlist

Avengers Masterlist

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“Yeah, but who can do that.” Tony asked out loud. They had a urgent mission but there were parts that none of them could do.

“None of us can. Not even Nat.” Steve let out a sigh. Tony was right, as annoying as that was.

Nat looked to Clint with knowing eyes. “We could call her in.”

Clint let out a frustrated sigh. “Nat”

Everyone was getting confused now as they watched the two spys. “She’s been dying to help and she just got backfrom her mission over seas.” Natasha added, knowing she was right that girl always talked to her. Told her everything.

“You advocate for my daughter more than you do for anyone else.” Clint glared at the redhead but there was no malice in it.

Nat shrugged. “I like her more than anyone else.”

“Who are you both talking about?” Bruce asked the question that was on everyones mind.

“Clint’s oldest daughter.” Natasha stated looking towards the others.

“y/n.” Clint told them her name. It’s not that he didn’t want Y/n on the team. Hell she was already an agent, it’s just he would be so focused on making sure she’s okay. That could endanger the others or at the very least himself. And he didn’t want her to get hurt. Or at least have to see it happen.

“You have another kid? You Bartons are very busy.” Tony said under his breath. They do have a lot of kids.

“She’s an agent?” Wanda asked with her head tilted.

“Yes, trained by me and Nat ourselves.” Clint nodded explaining a bit more about her to his friends that he considered family.

“Could she help?” Steve asked crossing his arms.

“Your call, you know how I’d vote.” Natasha stated as Clint looked to her for her input.

Clint nodded letting out a sigh. He just didn’t want her to get hurt, him being there and he couldn’t do nothing about it. But Nat was right. They needed her. “Fine. I’ll call her.”

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“Where is she? We’re about to leave.” Tony questioned as they stood in the quinjet, waiting for this young Barton Agent to get there.

“She’ll be here.” Natasha stated glaring at Tony. She’s very protective also of Y/n.

“Paticnce, Tony.” Steve said trying to defuse the conversation before anything could happen or be said.

“There she is.” Natasha nodded towards where a girl probably in her early 20’s was coming from a black SHIELD SUV dropped her off.

“Thats Bartons daughter?” Bruce asked with squinted eyes. She was older than mot of them expected, most of his kids were a good portion younger.

“Her names Y/n or as she’s called in the field hummingbird.” Nat stated, they really couldn’t call her by her name? That was ridiculous. Y/n is more than just Clint’s kid. She’s her own person.

“Why hummingbird?” Wanda asked curiously, while everyone else just thought ‘another Barton with a bird code name’.

“She hums to distract her targets and she can move fast so they look one way but she comes around from the other.” Natasha explained kindly to Wanda as she was the only one in Nat’s eyes not being rude about her niece.

“The bird family.” Tony snarked which earned him a glare from not only Nat.

“Well, she did inherit Clint’s sense of sight.” Bucky spoke up which caused all eye’s to turn to him. Which made him uncomfortable, Bucky shrugged his shoulders before continuing. “What? It’s in her file. And I’ve ran into her before. Back when I was the Winter Solider.”

“Everyone.” Clint said as him and Y/n walked up the ramp of the quinjet. Clint had been waiting axniously for her to arrive. “This is Y/n. My daughter. Y/n everyone.”

“Hey everyone.” Y/n said smiling giving a small wave to all the Avengers. Then her focus turned to the two people infront of her she already knew. “And hi, Nat. Bucky.”

“You know Bucky?” Clint turned his attention to his daughter so fast it scared her abit.

Y/n shifted on her feet biting her lip not knowing what to say to her father about this. ‘Hey dad Fury sent me on a mission when I was only 17 and I ran into the Winter Solider’. No, that wouldn’t work. “Uhhhh, top secret mission.”

“Y/n-” Clint went to start interagetting her but Y/n cut himoff.

“Ask Fury. Okay?” she raised her hands in surrender.

Before Clint could question her anymore Tony spoke up wanting to get the mission started as soon as possible. “Alright. Let’s see what you can do. Let’s go.”

“Got a suit?” Steve sked with kind eyes.

“Yup.” Y/n gave him a nod.

“Then Suit up.” Steve nodded backwith a smile.

“This is gonna be fun.” Y/n sat next to Nat with a huge smile on her face. She was excited to finally get to work with her dad and Aunt Natasha. They trained her after all.

“Just don’t do anything to scare your dad. Got it? Or me.” Natasha smiled she to was excited but she was also nervous for the same reasons as Clint.

“I got it. Besides I want to be able to help you guys again.” Y/n nodded trying to get her to not worry as much. There was no way Y/n was gonna be reckless. She wanted to work with them all again someday.

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bookishtheaterlover7 · 5 months

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RDJ is a huge Armie Hammer supporter, even funding him financially during his whole cannibalism thing.

Scarlett Johansen is a huge Woody Allen apologist.

Everyone forgets how problematic Jeremy Renner is all because he almost died.

These aren't exactly good people anyway. They're all in the Hollywood game. If we're going to separate actors from their characters, do it for all of them. I expect Hemsworth to jump in and casually show up in a pic with her soon.

#An🫶n asks #booky reacts #booky answers #no words #Jesus Christ #chris evans #scarlett johansson #robert downey jr #jeremy renner #chris hemsworth #HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS #NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS CORNER #😭😭😭😭😭

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i-like-superheros · 4 days

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Endgame was 5 years ago. 😭

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msclaritea · 3 months

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ceoofmorro · 2 years

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ninjago fame hcs

- lloyd, kai and jay make sturniolo triplets videos.

- zane is usually quiet in interviews but in every interview he’ll have one of the most if not the most funny thing you’ll hear.

- i think i said it before but skylor does emma chamberlain type content. (the new style)

- morro made a video like the iconic scarlett johansen tiktok “i’ve seen the edits.”.

- nya has no shame and will tag the others on anything even if it’s not necessarily appropriate.

- cole watched popular shows/movies and then has a live reaction on twitter.

- lloyd makes so many trauma jokes on tiktok that at some point people started to worry.

- the first time kai was trending world wide on twitter was because he had one of those rain photoshoots.

- pixal and zane only post when it’s pictures of them together or pictures of their shared garden.

- jay didn’t open twitter for a week or so and then he came back to everyone asking if a genie will ever be a villian for the future and he panicked but pretended to not have seen anything.

- nya publicly has a crush on maya hawke and she doesn’t hide it she fuels the fire when people ask if she in fact does.

- morro in the early times before he understood social media one time he accidentally twitted “fuck?” and it’s his most liked tweet.

- kai purposely likes edits of him because 1, it rises his ego and 2, he enjoys seeing people panic when they realise he saw it.

- cole draws amazingly to the point that his fans convinced him to make an art account on instagram.

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buffyfan145 · 6 months

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Just saw today's article from Variety talking about all the behind the scenes things going on at Marvel and kind of sad to see all this happen and the different things they have planned. I'm going to post some behind a cut as it's likely major spoilers if these things do end up happening. I'm not surprised by a lot of it since they have been losing money lately, there's too much now for even us longtime fans to keep up with, and things going on in real life that are affecting it. It does make you wonder if maybe they should've taken a break but at the same time I get some of these are I kind of want it to go back to how it was. Just even more curious how this is all going to work out but is weird seeing it happen here similar to DC, which I'm also a fan of.

Here's the link to the story and the rest of my thoughts behind a cut.

I get the whole thing with Jonathan Majors, especially if he's found guilty in his trial that starts later this month, so it does make sense they have a backup option. Having it be Doctor Doom actually makes even more sense as he is the best known villain of the Fantastic Four and it ties in everything with both the Avengers and the X-Men. The problem is Variety saying the end of "Loki" s2 does still point to Kang being the main villain up the next 2 "Avengers" films and the timing of the writers strike ending means they couldn't do any last minute changes to "Loki" so it'll be the upcoming films/shows that will change it to Doctor Doom if that's the case.

Then I get about the changes at the TV level as we already knew about it with the new "Daredevil" switching out writers and directors. Plus, they're supposedly going to make less TV shows and focus more on movies. Am surprised though about what's happening with the "Blade" movie and kind of worried they might end up scrapping it all together. But it seems like whatever was in development is still going ahead for both TV and film.

But the big shock for me is seeing that rumor is true they are thinking of bringing back Robert Downey Jr and Scarlett Johansen and going back to the original line-up of "The Avengers" (though not sure about Chris Evans). It also fits with the rumors Taika Waititi left as director/writer for "Thor 5" and they're looking for a new one and Kevin saying they're planning on reuniting Thor and Loki finally. It seems they're trying to go back to the actors that made this franchise so popular in the first place.

So again I'm very curious how this is going to work out and what happens but does seem for certain changes are coming.

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cookie-waffle · 6 months

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It doesn’t matter HOW insane the cast list for Legend of Zelda is. They could get Scarlett Johansen to play Malon, and it still wouldn’t gain as much collective laughter and confusion as this image:

#zelda movie

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gaphic · 2 months

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millions of people are going to watch SNL and not know that katie britt actually irl sounded 100000000x more scary and insane than scarlett johansen portrays her and that's a fucking crime

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bimbosanddolls · 1 year

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Quick game with a twist: Marry, fuck, turn into a brainless bimbo. MCU ladies: Brie Larson, Scarlett Johansen, and Elizabeth Olson.

Marry Liz

Fuck Scarlett

Bimbofy Brie

#Kiki says #ask #game

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a-wild-things-rambles · 2 years

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how the mcu fuked Sharon carter over, how steggy isn’t the hot shit it thinks it is, and how Steve Sharon is actually a good ship fuck you

i had to get this rant out. i am right about this :)

1, Peggy in the comics is a one-night stand of Steve’s in the war. she doesn’t even know his name. she isn’t the love of his life, she’s barely a love interest, and she has little importance to him.

2, Sharon is one of Steve’s close friends, and there romantic relationship, while on/off at times, due to their conflicts and work, they still have a close bond and care for each other, they know the reasons they fight, but deal with them p well, they are both headstrong independent people, but they have each other’s backs when they need to.

Sharon is honestly my fav love interest of Steve’s, and the one that makes the most sense (other than Sam but unfortunately that won’t happen anytime soon) they are the type of couple who can mature together, and help temper each other rough edges, as well as both jump into danger like the highly trained people they are.

3, while Sharon and Peggy are related in the comics, Sharon doesn’t know that when she first meets Steve (and maybe never? Sharon knows Peggy has an obsession w captain America, but I can’t remember if it goes further) and honestly? it was a one-night stand, who cares.

now this is the mcus fuckups

4. Peggy shouldn’t have been made out to be the love of Steve’s life.(its Sam) she has no impact on him and I get they need a love interest, but it fucks shit up down the line, and why do u need a love story?? there meant to be a family, (I’m stopping this tangent here I have to many thoughts about the adaptation)

5, you know how Natasha’s friendship with Steve was massively strengthened during captain America: the winter soldier? yes that was meant to be Sharon, but Scarlett Johansson kicked up a fuss. all that development... also while Natasha is important to the winter soldier arc, Sharon is more in the part they are covering, and nats part is when bucky enters more.

5.1 so basically the kiss in civil war was meant to be between characters that had had a lot more development.

6. Hayley Atwell. don’t get me started. there are much better threads somewhere, but the rundown is she has some sort of blackmail cause the amount of steggy... she’s obsessed w Chris evens and has sent hordes of angry steggy shippers after Sharon’s actor and cause a lot of issues.

tldr: mcu fuked up by making Peggy Steve’s "one true love", Sharon’s character development was stolen, and Hayley Atwell decided to be v weird about it

(Disclaimer: I’m not currently in the fandom, I haven’t read captain America 2006 in a few months, and I can’t be asked to do citations, but this is something I’ve wanted to get down for a while. also, I’m not making a judgment on Johansen, but am on Atwell)

#sharon carter #steve rogers #captain america #steve sharon

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