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#Like just imagine the kids calling James “dad”
sunny-prongs · 2 months
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Nothing in my mind except this AU I have imagined in which Jegulily and Neville's grandma raised Neville and Harry likes brothers because Voldy choose Neville as the prophecy kid and have kill Frank and Alice not James and Lily
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inkdrinkerworld · 20 days
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They ARE girl dad!Sirius thoughts (because of course he’s a girl dad)
- god ok just imagine this man holding a baby… like just holding his tiny baby girl in his arms and she looks even smaller than normal and he needs to be holding or looking at her 100% of the time otherwise he goes insane
- he loves to spoil his baby girl, like even before she can talk if she looks at something in a store, it’s hers because how could he ever say no to her when she’s so perfect? And he definitely talks to her like she’s an adult, sitting on the couch with her cradled in his arms like “can you believe what James said, that bastard?” and she’ll babble in response and he’s like “I knew you’d understand” (her first word is definitely a curse word but the two of you find it hilarious)
- once she gets a little bigger, he loves carrying her around in those chest carrier things so that his hands can be free but he still gets to stay close to his baby, like you come home and he’s in the kitchen and your daughter is strapped to his chest and she just has this giant baby grin on her face
- she’s a total daddy’s girl, like literally all she wants is to be just like Sirius when she grows up, and she loves drawing on her arms to give herself tattoos to look “just like daddy!” and you can’t even be upset at all because it’s just so cute
- he’s definitely shockingly amazing at doing hairstyles, like of course because his hair is longer he’s pretty skilled but these are like professional-grade hairstyles on his daughter and they always look so perfect and it’s his favorite part of the day when the two of them just get to sit together (until she starts grumbling about him pulling her hair too hard and then he feels awful for the next few hours)
- like he would literally do anything for his baby girl, and his daughter is definitely in the same, like when parents in her class start talking shit about the two of you because you’re so much younger (like Lily/James when they canonically had Harry) and Sirius doesn’t look very stereotypical dad with his piercings and tats and leather jacket but this little girl is ready to physically fight anyone who insults her parents, child or adult
- around the holidays she gets so spoiled but like she’s so perfect so she deserves it, and your house is always decorated and so cozy and the three of you bake cookies together and decorate your tree as a family and obviously you get your daughter lots and lots of gifts but she also gets things for you two, whether she makes them or sneaks off with one of you to go to the store to pick something out for the other
There are more hehehe but all in all just like Sirius being the best dad ever even though he’s terrified of becoming just like his parents (don’t think of all the times during your pregnancy when he broke down about not being a good father and it definitely didn’t stop after your daughter was born but he is the best dad in the world regardless of what he thinks)
Omg YES TO ALL OF THIS!!!
He def does break down a lot while you’re pregnant, more so when you hit pregnancy milestones like feeling the kicks. He starts panicking when he feels the pressure of the foot against his hand.
“What if I mess her up?” He whispers, tears in his eyes as your daughter keeps kicking. “What if I’m like them?”
You hold his face, looking at him all sad and your heart cracks open as you whisper, “You won’t mess a thing up. Not a thing.”
That all proves true when your daughter, Daphné is born. Sirius’ heart expands so much he can’t breathe when he holds her. From then on they’re inseparable and she’s Sirius’ entire world.
His little Daphné is a fighter! The moment anyone says anything about you or her daddy, she’s ready to tussle, even at five. You and Sirius have been called into school more than you care to admit because Daphné likes shoving kids off swing sets when they talk about you and him.
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lvrcpid · 1 year
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wind flower - avatar cast!
includes: gn!reader. fluff FLUFF FLUFF. use of y/n. this was on the forefront of my mind so it’s kinda half assed LMAO. the interview isn’t really in depth.
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imagine being apart of the avatar cast and doing an interview with them!
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background info!
you were a famous childhood actor. you’ve been obsessed with the idea of being on the big screen since you were 7. luckily enough your parents let you go through with it and you were a big hit! landing shows like greys anatomy, my babysitters a vampire and movies like adventures in babysitting and diary of a whimpy kid.
with age comes venturing out of certain genres. when you turned 18 you ventured into more mature shows and movies. you stared in shows like euphoria, grown-ish, bridgerton and now at 21, your first movie, avatar : the way of water.
when you got the call back for your audition you were bouncing practically through the roof. you loved avatar as a kid and wanted to become an avatar yourself. this was like a dream come true for you.
when you met the cast you were over the moon, they were all so sweet and welcoming. the energy while filming was one you could get used to, especially considering you had 3 more movies to film in the avatar universe.
when you guys wrapped up filming you were really sad but looked forward to the interviews you all could do together! your manager called you and told you that you all were to do an interview with buzzfeed. it wouldn’t be your first rodeo with them.
enough chitchat, let’s get into the interview!
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“hi buzzfeed! we’re the cast of avatar: the way of water and we’re here today to answer some questions while playing with puppies!!” you spoke looking to the camera with a smile as you watched the puppies run over everyone’s legs.
(yes i did that buzzfeed interview type cause it’s SO CUTE)
after playing with the puppies for a second it was time for everyone to introduce themselves. you were last and gave a small smile as you waved to the camera “hi im (y/n)(l/n) and i play (c/n)” you said as you picked up a puppy and held it in your arms.
a few questions later and it got to you. you grabbed the piece of paper and read it out loud “who is your character and how would you describe them.” you looked over to bailey who busted out laughing as you did the same. “bailey is such a hater! that’s why i hope the dog pees on you!” you laughed and turned to the camera. “ well i play (c/n), he/she’s jake and neytiri’s oldest son/daughter about 2 years older than neteyam” you pointed to jamie “and how i would describe him/her-“ “sassy!” jack spoke up. “a raging ball of fire” trinity chimed in “i feel so attacked and im mad they’re right!” everyone busted out laughing.
after a few more answers the interview was coming to a close and the director at buzzfeed wanted everyone to give their opinion on the movie and what to look forward to.
“for me” you started “i would say the movie is really about family that’s the biggest component. it touches on a lot of familiar undertones that you really don’t see in a lot of movies like we get to see jake sully as a dad you know” you shifted in your seat before speaking again. “it’s a really good movie that james cameron worked really hard on as well as the cast and everyone behind the scenes and im really excited for everyone to watch it” you smiled as you grabbed another puppy.
“you guys want me to do it- okay fine- thank you to buzz feed! and thank you to these little adorable puppies who are available for adoption if you want a furry companion to watch the movie with. thank you guys again and make sure to go watch avatar: the way of water out in theaters now!! bye!!!” you snuggled the dog before smiling again. the interview coming to a close.
“just so you know. the dog did pee on me.” bailey pulled you to the side and you fell out DYING LAUGHING.
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a.n // staring at my inbox while writing this. I PROMISE IM WRITING THEM GUYS im just proof reading a few rn and scheduling them to post okay bye love you mwah
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its-time-to-write · 10 months
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Hi!! I’ve got a request that I’ve been thinking of for a while (but if you don’t vibe with it, that’s cool). I’m imagining something after the S1 Richmond vs Man City game, where Jamie goes to reader for comfort, both because his dad sucks (obviously) but also because like? Jamie’s football hero got badly injured and will probably never play again because he tackled Jamie? I just feel like Jamie would be upset and think Roy’s retirement is partially his fault.
😎
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you don’t want to know me
It’s fucking late. 
It’s fucking late and you’re still awake.
It’s always like this after a Man City game, and it’s been like this since they signed Jamie Tartt. You’ve been friends for ages, always running in the same circles. Your friendship of proximity has now turned into a real friendship, although you hadn’t seen him since he was loaned to Richmond. 
You’d been at the game, because you never missed a match. Man City was your team ever since you moved to Manchester and you have to say, it was weird to see Jamie. You were proud of him for making the extra pass because it was different than how he had been playing, and a brilliant move to rely on his team. The only thing you didn’t like was thinking about why Jamie played selfishly. You just hope James Tartt, Sr. is far, far away from Manchester, from the match, and from Jamie. 
You settle into your bed with the lights dimmed, ready for a long, sleepless night. 
You’ve been staring at the plant on your dresser for so long that it’s starting to look distorted. You sigh and think about Jamie again. A branch taps your window and you groan. Fucking wind.
You roll over and it taps again with more insistence. It sounds like little rocks. 
You remember you don’t have a tree outside your window and you bolt up. You flip off the lights and pull the curtains back to reveal Jamie Tartt throwing stones at the glass like you’re teenagers again. You turn the light back on and give him a one second motion.
You hurry downstairs, turning the light on in the living room as you go, and unlock your front door. Jamie stands in the porch light, so different from the last time you saw him. He says, “Can I come in?” so you move aside.
He’s just standing awkwardly in your kitchen, still in his Man City tracksuit. His hair is slicked down and you have the urge to run your fingers through it to muss it a little. Make him look how he used to.
“D’you- d’you want something to eat?” you ask and he’s a little taken aback. You wonder who’s been taking care of him, if anyone. He gives you a little half nod, and you wordlessly point to the couch. He sits there stiffly as you pull out a plate and some leftovers, and put them in the microwave. You silently hand the plate to Jamie and sit on the couch next to him.
He’s not in a talking mood and neither are you, necessarily, but you’re absolutely sure he hasn’t actually talked to anyone in ages. Georgie has stopped mentioning him so much so you figure he must not be calling her anymore. That’s why you bite the bullet and say, “It was your dad, wasn’t it?”
Jamie nods.
“And seeing Roy Kent injured, too, right?”
He nods again and puts down the fork.
“I mean, he’s a dick and all, and he fucking hates me, but his poster was on my wall. He was my hero. And I fucking- I fucking injured him. It was my fault. He was chasing me down and he tackled, and broke his fuckin’ knee. And then me dad-” Jamie can’t speak for a minute. “He was just there, and he said a bunch of shit and pushed me around. Felt like a kid again.”
It’s funny. This isn’t the first time Jamie’s showed up like this, but it’s the first time in his Premier League career. You wonder why he chose now.
You choose silence, taking the plate from him and setting it on the coffee table. You unzip his jacket and help him shrug it off, then give into the urge to mess up his hair. You move your hands slowly toward his head and he flinches the tiniest bit. His hair is crunchy and he needs a shower, but you think he needs human contact first.
There’s nothing you can say to make this better, so you choose to say something that won’t make it worse. 
“Do you want to spend the night?”
Jamie looks up at you with that same surprised look, breaking your heart a little.
“You have to shower first,” you warn. “I just washed my sheets.”
Jamie nods. 
“C’mon,” you say, standing up with his hand in yours. “I’ll show you where the bathroom is.”
Jamie leaves his jacket on the couch as he follows you. You’d sell your soul for this boy, and you think maybe he knows it. You’ve been in love with him for the longest time and sometimes you could almost convince yourself he felt the same way.
You were really convincing in times like these.
“Alright. Here’s the shower, it should have everything you need. Extra towel’s right behind the door.” 
You turn to leave, but Jamie tightens his grip on your hand.
“Stay,” he pleads. “I’m not tryin’ anything, I just hate showering alone. You can sit on the sink for all I care, I just can’t be fucking alone.”
You won’t refuse him. You nod and he slips behind the shower curtain, throwing his clothes over the top and onto the floor.
He’s not in there long and doesn’t say much, just asks you to throw a towel over.
You go to your room to give him some privacy and sit on the bed until Jamie appears in your doorway. He’s in his Man City track pants and no shirt, damp hair falling in his face. 
You ask, “Do you want the left side?” and Jamie nods, so you move to get under the covers and pat the bed. Jamie slides under the sheets, smelling like lavender. You’d think you would both be stiff and awkward, but you’re not. You’re pulled to each other like magnets, like gravity. That’s why you wrap your arms around each other and thread your legs together. 
“I love you,” Jamie murmurs.
“I know, Jaim,” you whisper.
“No. I mean it. Always meant to say something, but I figured we’d end up together eventually. All the times I showed up at your door, even as kids, I wanted to tell you. I was too fucking scared you didn’t feel the same way, but I don’t give a shit anymore. Life’s short. I need you to know.”
You brush a strand of hair out of his eyes. “You really think I’d let you in my bed if I didn’t love you?”
Jamie snuggles closer to you and you’re going to have a lot of things to talk about. For now, though, you’re going to get some fucking sleep.
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buckrecs · 1 year
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Single Mom!Reader
masterlist | req masterlist 
bucky with kids🥺
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ONESHOT
Feel Like Baking Love by @wehaveabucky-archive
you forget the most important part of your kids birthday party; the cake. but thankfully, a local patissier is more than willing to help you in your hour of need
Marley by @leascorner
Eventually, Bucky gave his deepest secrets away and you let him know yours. Her name was Marley.
Can I call you dad? by @winvterstan
You and Bucky have been dating for eight months. One day your four years old daughter has an interesting request for Bucky.
Who’s That? by @imagineaworlds
A Bucky x single mom reader and the reader brings him to dinner.
good morning by @buckybarnesdiaries
after a mission in Europe, you come back to the Avengers Compound, being received by a lovely surprise.
Playdate by @becca-e-barnes
You’re a single parent to an outgoing little boy called Oliver. On the first day of school he makes a new friend, Thomas Barnes. Both Thomas and his dad Bucky come over for dinner.
incandescent glow by @allyouneedisbuck
bucky barnes has a knack for finding warmth. his job as a firefighter. steve and nat and their unwavering warmth and kindness. you, and your daughter, and the sunshine filled smiles and laughs. he’s just trying to figure out how to tell you he wants it all with you.
Operation Get Mr Bucky and Momma Together by @golden-barnes
Bucky doesn't play favorites but Amaya is definitely his favorite, especially because her mom is hot.. Cue a 6-year-old trying to get Bucky to be her dad. (Teacher!Bucky)
goodnight kiss by @alisonsfics
bucky stays over at your place because he’s having work done on his apartment. he gets to hang out with you and your son.
What’s on your back? by @itsbuckysworld
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
Catch Me If You Can by @buckyalpine
Maybe he isn’t so bad.
Disney Princesses and Dog Tags by @buckyalpine
My Mom Thinks You’re Hot by @bluehourbucky
your son tries to set you up with an avenger in a grocery store
apartment 4d by @sunmoonandeddie
There’s nothing Bucky loves more than the widow down the hall and her son.
family additions by @ezm-imagines
reader's daughter calls bucky dad for the first time.
SERIES
The Slip Up by @justkending
After a last hurrah to graduating college with a future to be a family practitioner, a little slip up happens… Seven years down the road, just when things just now seem to be going smoothly, Y/N approaches that slip up from all those years ago. She’s not looking for anything right now. She is just where she wants to be in life. It seems the universe has a different idea though. One called James Barnes.
Yours, Mine, Ours by @coffeecatsandcandles
Bucky Barnes has been raising his girls, Rebecca and Winnie, for the last two years. He'd lost all hope of falling in love again until he met you, a pediatrician with two children of your own- Elliot and Willow. He falls in love and he falls hard, but the challenges of being single parents still weigh on you both at times. Luckily, you'll always have each other.
Redcove Harvest by @iwillbeinmynest
Farmhand!AU and SingleMom!Reader
The Lucky One by @avengerofyourheart
As a single mom with a jerk of an ex-husband, you’re doing your best to run the family business all on your own when your mother hires a mysterious man with a troubled past to help out. He just might be what you need in your life, but will his secrets bring you together or tear you apart?
Grant | 2| 3 by @coffeecatsandcandles
Bucky finds out you have a son from a previous relationship.
Love At First Grade by @buckysimp101
When father and first grade teacher Bucky Barnes ends up with Avery L/N in his class, the daughter of the “ruthless” CEO of L/N Enterprises, he's in for a surprise that's sure to change his life.
Part of a Family | 2 by @onceuponastory
After Y/N is abandoned by her boyfriend, the father of her 8 month old son, her best friend Bucky comes to the rescue. The same Bucky who’s been in love with Y/N ever since he met her.
Blue is for Ben by @writerlyhabits
Bucky has a meet-cute with you as you're waiting for the elevator in his building, and he's instantly captivated by you.. and your son. What lies in store for the super soldier as he falls head over heels for the single mom who lives just down the hall? Or finds himself wanting to hear about four-year-old Ben's day at school…
My Little Hero by @bucky-bear-barnes
Bucky stumbled upon a sweet young girl defending his honor. And finding out that her mom is the lovely single mom he always kind of liked.
From Left Field | 2 | 3 by @ofstarsandvibranium
chubby Bucky falling for a mother.
The Road Goes Ever On and On by @rocketrhap3000
Life as a single mother of a three year old certainly has its struggles. But when a sweet stranger makes his way into you and your little boy’s life, a one of a kind connection sparks.
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mrsfrecklesmarauders · 5 months
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Can we imagine James and Lily actually practicing parenting while they were Head Boy and Head Girl at school? I like to imagine they were mother and father figures to the other students, especially the Gryffindors and most especially the first and second years.
Just imagine Lily being a authority figure but not that strict, allowing certain stuff now and then. And being ideal to give advice. I imagine younger girls telling Lily about their crushes because she is a good listener and a hopeful romantic. I imagine her being so good at comforting people when they are sad or crying. She really knows what to say to make them feel better. And even if Lily is having a bad day or she is stressed, she would always put an smile and try to help others.
She takes this job seriously. She is constantly finding ways to make the students more comfortable and have a better life at school. I mean these are all kids full of hormones that have no parents around. So they need guidance.
And James... James is absolutely the cool funny dad. He makes friends with a lot of younger students. They like to play pranks on him and viceversa. He allows mischief more than Lily and is definitely making sure everyone is having fun or at least smiling. I imagine him calling younger girls "darling", and younger boys "little mate" and rubbing their hair a lot. I imagine him lending his expensive Rugby equipment and his expensive video game consoles to other students around Gryffindor.
And his favorite students, are a group of second year boys who do mischief like pros, who he thinks can be the successors of the Marauders when they leave school. He is constantly helping them out and they consider him a hero. (The other Marauders help too).
He is constantly high-fiving everyone around, just filling the room with good mood. But when he needs to be serious or strict, and set some boundaries, he has no problem with that. Everyone listens when he speaks. He gives the best speeches. He is a natural leader and people follow him around.
And also, at first, all the students tease James and Lily as a potential good couple. They call them "Mr. and Mrs. Potter". Or straight up consider them their parents. And Lily is constantly blushing because she actually fancies James but is not ready to admit it. And James just beams and says: "I wish" with a wink. Which makes everyone ooh and cheer for them, which makes Lily blush even more. Until they start dating and it is pretty obvious for everyone. They are just the perfect couple.
And they are exact the same with Harry in the future. The best parents in the world. Harry is a lucky kid. (And they don't die in my universe, of course).
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ladyvlolypop · 11 months
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Bucky Barnes Headcanons
these are both dating and overall head canons, if you think the writing is a little out of my usual type it's because I wrote these while
My Masterlist
Bucky Barnes x gn!reader; sfw
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Very gentle, his touches are very soft and he tries to avoid being harsh with you, knowing he’s way stronger than you(and because he’s unsure of his metal arm).
When he passes you he gives you subtle touches, his hand on your hip or waist for a brief moment.
He used to smoke when he was a soldier. Heavy smoker and drinker but he never touched a cigarette again after he became the winter soldier, not because he didn’t want to but he just didn’t want to be addicted to anything.
He can definitely speak and understand bits of german and italian because he was stationed in Austria and Italy during the war. He speaks french as well but much better(we love a multilingual king)
He understands russian perfectly but struggles to speak or write/read it. He understands bits of other slavic/balkan languages as well(if you speak russian freshen up his skills a little pls)
He sometimes still stares in awe at modern things, he imagined the world differently in the 30's. Will sometimes tell you how certain spaces changed and how they used to look like back in the day.
He likes to tell you about his childhood, liking to compare how you two grew up
Has lots oft things to catch up to
Has a flip phone w a loud ass ringtone
Jumps a little when hearing his ringtone
He has a smartphone for work but he barely uses it
Loves fantasy shows/movies and reading
LOTR and GOT fan honestly
Likes baking and cooking but he’s not good at it, he’s thankful for microwaveable meals and your cooking
Can’t ride a bike
Can’t drive, learned it just before infinity war happened
He probably let his his metal arm get hot in the sun and cracked an egg on it with sam
It fried
You only call him 'James' if it's serious or if it's to tease him
will use nicknames like "Doll", "Babygirl", "Honey","Darlin'(g)" or "Dear" for you
Uses lotion for his scars
would fold if you did it for him, def will offer to do the same for you(he gives really good messages let him)
Has a routine for his beard when he lets it grow out, likes to keep himself groomed
Same for his hair
Has insane home remedies
Pulls out chernobyl broth when you have a feet ache(boils sprite)(He read about it on facebook)
Doesn’t trust italians
He’s such a dad
Dad jokes all the way
Enjoys shopping for home gadgets
Knows how to haggle and will show his skills when he can
Will often come home with surprise groceries or gifts, things or snacks you like or some other stuff he got on sale
Likes to go to flea markets
Sometimes comes home with large amounts of certain products
Man will come home with 3 boxes of fruit because there was a sale
Love language is definitely gift giving and acts of service
Carries your bags or groceries for you without asking, pretty good at fixing things around the house
He’s good with kids, wants his own but unsure when the right timing for it would be
He sometimes shows them tricks with his metal arm
He’s not much of a talker unless you two are alone
Often rants about work
Good listener though, very attentive listener
He sleeps like a bear, very warm and keeps close to you, his arm cools down at night though and you might wake up with the feeling of cold metal against your belly
He started sleeping better when you were with him, still you will sometimes find him sleeping on the floor in the mornings, old habits die hard.
He’s very stubborn, especially if it's about your safety but he hates arguing with you
He hates the possibility of you getting hurt in any way
You're on his mind all the time
walks around with the thoughts of "would Y/N like that? Should I buy them that?"
first thing he does when coming home after missions is give you a tight hug
if it's really bad all he wants to do is hold you closely and cuddle for hours
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if you think the writing is a little out of my usual type it's because I wrote these while on a call with my bsf and she was poorly singing lana del ray songs in my ear, some of these hc were even here ideas
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New gen Harry Potter headcanons because I'm waiting for my laundry to dry and I'm bored:
Astoria malfoy is from Japan, so scorpius is wasian but still somehow comes out with that malfoy-blonde hair and blue eyes colour pallet, despite still having very Japanese features just like his mother
Carmen and Marco zabini are twins. Carmen is the older one, and she's a total no-nonsense baddie. Marco, on the other hand, is the very embodiment of a golden retriever boy.
Carmen does Marcos hair because he's horrible at taking care of it, and she learned how to braid at the age of 7.
Albus thinks he looks nothing like Harry, and he actually prides himself on being his father's complete opposite [he's actually the only potter kid that looks like an exact carbon copy of Harry]
The potters speak urdu at home, James Lily and Albus call Harry Baba and ginny muma. I'd like to think Harry- After graduating, probably had a phase where he was immensely involved in learning about his desi heritage. I feel like he probably even travelled to Pakistan a couple of times to reconnect with his culture. But I also feel like he felt more like a third culture kid sort of connection to it. The UK was still his home, and he didn't think that would ever change. He still tried, though. He learned the language and tried to teach it to his children so they wouldn't feel as alienated from their ethnicity as he probably did. Ginny learned urdu alongside him, partially because she just wanted to encourage him.
When scorpius was little he would often find himself talking to the portrait of his uncle regulus that his grandma had put up after the war. Uncle reggie , as he liked to be called, was scorpius' favourite old family memeber.
Harry always introduces Teddy as his oldest son.
Albus is exceptional at potions. He's also very talented in quidditch, the only thing is he doesn't really like playing.
James on the other hand is a total jock. I'm talking Oliver Wood level dedication to the craft of quidditch.
Lily luna is the embodiment of that scene from good omens season two of the little girl going "And I'm jemaimah! I made this pot!!"
Fred II likes to go by freddie, and him and James II are practically James and sirius 2.0. It drives McGonagall crazy.
Carmen and Marco make everyone believe they have twin telepathy as a prank one day, but now they have to keep up the bit because it's too late to drop it.
Scorpius has a pet ferret and he named it bunny. He was 6 and he thought it would be funny.
When scor was a kid he would colour in dracos dark mark with felt tip markers and scribble all over his arm and go "there now it's pretty". One day draco walked into a tattoo parlour with a scribbled mess on his arm and told the artist to make his sons art work permanent. Draco still has the mark but now its sporting all sorts squiggles and shapes in every colour imaginable. Scorpius thinks its embarrassing because that was definitely not one of his more finer works but draco finds comfort in the way his life's biggest regret becomes just a little more bareable because of Scorpius' childish innocence.
Draco is dad of the year. Harry on the other hand... is still trying to get there.
That's all thanks for coming to ny Ted talk
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prismatic-bell · 2 months
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Ben Whishaw’s career is so funny to me. He’s like “waif, waif, bisexual who separately sleeps with both members of a relationship and then they leave him, waif, Paddington Bear, waif, bitchy gay supergenius, one lone musical character because he apparently forgot you have to sing if you’re in a musical, Paddington Bear again twice, bitchy gay supergenius again twice, waif, waif, bisexual who separately sleeps with both members of a relationship and then they leave him AGAIN and it’s not the same show if I had a nickel etc., and let’s give it up one more time for Paddington Bear, the only character he will ever play who’s definitely not going to die”
Like there is nothing WRONG with this, he clearly knows his strengths and plays to them and loves what he does (when he didn’t forget he has to sing), I’m just deeply amused that he reels back and forth between such extremes. Imagine growing up with a mom who loved Sherlock and finding out your darling innocent Paddington fucked Moriarty in a play called Cock. Or going “oh I loved him as a kid! I should watch some of his adult movies!” and discovering he has two modes, “children’s media” and “enough deaths to rival Sean Bean.” Your dad gets into James Bond and your introduction to That Kind of Story is the voice of your stuffed animal buying Bond a drink and inviting him back to his hotel room.
Yes, yes, I know, I know, “it’s called acting.” I’m not saying he shouldn’t do it (I think he should do it MORE, actually). I’m saying, as someone who went “oh, Pirates of the Caribbean was great! I want to see more of Johnny Depp! Ooh, what’s this…Once Upon a Time in Mexico? That sounds cool!” at the tender age of thirteen, I KNOW HOW THIS PLAYS OUT and now that I am no longer the poor unsuspecting soul in front of the TV, I think it’s hilarious.
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little-annie · 1 year
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Licorice Ice Cream | Little_Annie
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It was just any other Saturday afternoon in the Forest Hills Trailer Park. Dogs barking, kids screaming, some fat drunk guy laid out on his lawn in nothing but suspiciously stained gitch. It was the furthest thing from nice, but it was familiar.
As was the absolutely sweltering trailer that surrounded Eddie as he laid in a puddle of his own sweat on the kitchen floor. It was the coldest surface he could find, what with the AC dead and any fan in the tin can he called home busted.
Much like the drunk laying on his lawn across the dirt road, Eddie was in his gitch, though, his were perfectly clean, thank you very much. Maybe just a wee bit sweaty is all.
Okay. Ick.
Anyways, gist of the story is: It's summer in Indiana and it's fucking hot.
And Eddie's van is broken down because of course it is, so he can't go anywhere that actually has AC until Wayne gets home and it's not like he's fucking going outside to 'catch a nice breeze' in the meantime. No thank you.
So yeah, Uncle Wayne needs to get home.
Which is in hmmm, t-minus 34 minutes and 26 seconds. You know, according to Eddie's watch, because yes, he's counting down the seconds until he can get out of Satan's literal asshole.
Fuck this Indiana heat, man.
Eddie didn't hate it as much when he was a kid; running through the sprinklers, climbing enormous trees, jumping into the algae ridden quarry, but now?
Now, he despises it. He loathes it.
He'd rather saw off his own dick and throw it to the Owlbear's than suffer another day sweating his nonexistent tits off in this trailer.
But
That's ever so slightly fucked up and really, Eddie loves his dick and could never imagine his life without it. He appreciates it. All however many inches of it. Even though some days it likes to say a 'hello' at some very inopportune times.
Like that time Billy Hargrove grabbed the collar of his shirt and slammed him against the lockers.
Or you know literally anytime he actually attended gym class.
Or that one mortifying time he had to get something from Jeff's locker, only to learn Steve Harrington's was directly below it and apparently the man had no concept of personal space. Just said a shy 'scuse me' and dropped to his knees, only to look up at Eddie with pig pretty puppy dog eyes and have the damn audacity to look like that. Fuck. Yeah, Eddie Jr. liked that very much.
Anywho.
He's here, pale, sweaty skin sticking to the lukewarm linoleum and toast crumbs on the kitchen floor, refusing to think about the fact that his Uncle's nasty ass old man feet slap across it every morning when he makes breakfast.
Eddie shudders at the mere thought he was trying to avoid.
Then checks his watch.
32:16 remains
Jesus fuck.
Well, maybe while he's here he can do something productive, like….like count what he can see of his Uncle's coffee mug collection?
Eddie's eyes blur as he wipes sweat from his brow and tries to focus on the ceramics lining the wall across from him.
'CAUTION, be sure BRAIN is engaged before putting MOUTH in gear'
'I'd rather be having a beer!'
'Wyoming. Less people. Less Problems."
'Have a nice poop'
'#1 Dad'
'Life's like a stripper, you can ……
Eddie swears he blacked out for a minute because, the next time he opens his eyes, it's to a very amused Uncle Wayne standing above him and a dusty steel toed boot nudging him in the ribs.
Wayne smiles down at him, all sweet with his tobacco stained teeth while he asks, "Wanna go to the mall kid?"
And well, let's just say, if Eddie could move that fast regularly, maybe he wouldn't have had so many 'heart to hearts' with Chief James Hopper over the years about his 'troubled youth' and how it led to his 'drug dealing business.'
Wayne hardly has a chance to suck in a breath after his question before Eddie's barreling down the hall to his room for a change of non-sweaty gitch and clothes.
It's when Eddie's pulling on a pair of black cutoffs that he hears Wayne yell down the hall, "Don't forget pit stick boy! If you've any chance with the men in this town, you least should try not smellin' like Hank's ass!"
Hank being the nearly naked fucker passed out drunk on his lawn across the way.
Eddie can hear Wayne snickering to himself in his old man huff of air way from down the hall as he calls back a laughing, "Fuck you old man!"
Receiving a "Love ya too Ed!" in response.
Not twenty minutes later and Eddie finds himself sighing in relief as he enters Starcourt mall. The air's frigid, his skin pricking delightfully into goose flesh with every nonsensical stride he takes.
He has nowhere in mind, purely wandering this cesspool of forced conformity and capitalism for the pure enjoyment of free air conditioning.
Soon enough Wayne finds himself a spot nearest the fountain, a screaming child to his left and a bitchy mother to his right. Though he seems none the wiser as he basks in the delightfulness of cool air around him, tipping his hat low and crossing his hands over his stomach, assuming his position for an apparent public nap.
Crazy old fucker.
Although capitalism is the actual devil and forced conformity is its ugly brother, Eddie can't help but feel the pull in his bones to at least check out the art supply shop.
Sue him. He wants to get more minis to paint for his upcoming campaign.
So that's how Eddie spends his time in the mall. Staring at tiny ceramic figurines, trying to come up with ways he can carve them down or add to them with modelling clay to make them further appear as NPCs from his rapidly building campaign.
Well and if he flirts with the guy behind the counter because he's giving off serious vibes, sue him twice.
It sure didn’t seem like Mr. Blue Eyes With A Pink Hanky in His Left Pocket, minded all that much.
All fluttery lashes and rosie cheeks.
The mall's twenty minutes from closing when Eddie goes searching for Wayne.
You'd think it'd be easy to find a 5'11, grumpy looking, old white man wearing blue jeans and a grey t-shirt in an Indiana mall.
Hah.
Yeah only half the population of said mall.
Much to not Eddie's surprise, Wayne had left his original post, probably in search of food, leaving a much rounder middle aged man to take his previous position.
Though they weren't technically father and son, Eddie can see a lot of himself in Wayne. Especially the constantly hungry and always needing to be moving aside from a fifteen minute power nap side of himself.
So, in order to find Wayne, Eddie just thinks of where his 56 year old self would have wandered off to. Food, being the most likely contender.
There's a steak house on the opposite end of the mall where Wayne could have possibly gone for a beer.
A pizza place where Eddie knows they serve Wayne's favourite pie by the slice daily.
A Diner with arguably the second best milkshakes in town, the first being Benny's on highway 6.
And finally, Scoops Ahoy, the most likely of the candidates.
If Eddie were a 56 year old, grumpy fucker, wearing blue jeans and a grey t-shirt, who just got off a 12 hour shift, is sweating his balls off, brought his pain in the ass nephew-son to the mall and just woke up from a fountain-side nap, yeah, he'd probably think about being balls deep in some strawberry ice cream too.
To Scoops Ahoy it is!
Trying not to trip on the ample amount of crotch goblins stomping through the mall, Eddie eventually makes his way to the ice cream shop. Seeing Wayne's salt and pepper hair through the front window amongst many other heads, Eddie opts to grab a seat outside due to the frankly sickening amount of patrons inside.
Not five minutes later does Eddie hear a playful shout of his name come from inside. His head snaps up to see Wayne tapping the glass that'd been facing Eddie's back a second ago. There's a calloused finger waving Eddie in as Wayne continues to speak to him through the glass, "I'm at the till kid, ya want anything?"
Um. Yeah. Does a Wererat shit in subterranean tunnel complexes beneath cities?
(The answer is yes. According to the Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition Monster Manual.)
When Eddie pops his head into the shop it's not nearly as busy as it was a few minutes ago, most patrons probably grabbing a cone and dipping out before the mall closes.
But, to Eddie's surprise, as he reaches the counter, popping over Wayne's shoulder to take a peek at the menu, he sees the most glorious thing to grace this God forsaken planet.
To say Eddie's heart falls out of his ass in that moment is an understatement.
You see, they haven't been to the mall yet this summer, money's been tight, the weather hasn't been unbearable and they have more important things to spend their cash on.
But today, today is a different story. Eddie's sure he would have died of heat exhaustion had he stayed in that damn trailer any longer and both he and Wayne have been working extra shifts to round up some extra coin.
Coin, that they can spend on ice cream.
Coin, that along with Eddie's heart and jaw hit the floor at the site of Steve fucking Harrington in a sailors costume.
Because you see, if it wasn't for today Eddie would have never had the chance to see this. All five foot, eleven inches of pure American standing like a clip out of Playgirl in probably the sluttiest shorts Eddie has ever seen.
Not to mention the tight ass and chiselled thighs to boot.
Eddie's never believed in God, but after today, you might just find him worshipping at the altar or more likely confessing to father about the things Steve Harrington's bare legs are making him feel.
He's gobsmacked. Absolutely flabbergasted. Downright thunderstruck.
And he's definitely not going to go into detail about where his mind has wandered to in the moments he's begun to drool down his chin and hear "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner play in the background of his preoccupied pea brain.
"Ed."
"Son"
Oh shit.
"Huh?" He gulps, wiping his chin with the bottom half of his copped tank, eyes trying to refocus on the menu and not the Adonis standing with his gams out mere feet away.
"Steve here was asking if you wanted anything."
Eddie grits his teeth and blurts the first thing his eyes land on, "Licorice."
"Cup or cone?" Steve asks sweetly like Eddie's not having to fight off a stiffy by repeating 'dead puppies, Vietnam War, Wayne's had sex before,' like an anti public boner mantra.
"He'll have a cone." Wayne answers for him while crouching to pick up the change Eddie had dropped earlier, pinching his nephew's pale ankle in the process in hopes of bringing him back to life.
"Yep." Eddie agrees dumbly, voice nearly cracking with nerves.
And then for a moment it's definitely worse because fucking Steve 'Ass Sculpted by Michelangelo' Harrington turns around and bends over. Eddie's surprised he doesn't have a coronary. Or his eyes bulge out of his skull. Or he just like, fucking, fuck, he doesn't know, spontaneously combusts or some shit.
What the fuck is life right now?
Then he hears that old man huff of a laugh off to his left. Uncle Wayne.
Eddie's neck nearly breaks at the speed he turns his head to meet the sly smirk of his old man. He's never stared daggers so intensely into Wayne's soul as he is now.
All fire and brimstone and death and 'Jesus christ shut up old man.'
But Wayne continues to huff like the bastard he is.
Fucker.
But like, Eddie still loves him and is eternally grateful for everything the man has done and sacrificed for him over the years, even as he flips him off while the man continues to laugh.
Then there's Steve's buttery smooth voice that breaks him out of his death stare, "Will that be everything?"
Eddie just stares as his eyes finally meet Steve's, or well, actually his lips, but close enough.
God they look good, pink and plush, kissable, fuckable, come-on-able. Oof, Jesus he needs to get out of here.
Eddie's dick twitches behind his denim at the thought and before he can even grab his ice cream, he's fucking hightailing it out of there like a weirdo and squeaking out a pathetic excuse of a "thanks."
A whole minute later Wayne finds Eddie sitting on a bench out of view from the ice cream shop windows, pouting, lip out, brows furrowed and arms crossed. He joins him with a shit eating grin as he chuckles, "The Harrington boy huh?"
"No." Eddie answers defensively and rather quickly, not bothering to spare Wayne a glace.
It's quiet for a moment, then Eddie hears Wayne from beside him, "Didn't know you liked Licorice."
Eddie huffs, taking the cone from Wayne's grasp with a grumbled, "I don't."
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robynlilyblack · 2 years
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Congrats on your milestone sweets!!!!!!!💚💚💚💚💚💚
Could I request one with james potter x pregnant reader, please?
Maybe how she tells him that she is expecting his baby and how james would react.
Thank you so much Robyn! 🤍
I didn't hear a single word you said - Send me a situation along with a character and I’ll write a lil blurb (eg. remus lupin x shy! fem! reader first kiss)
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James Potter x fem! pregnant! Reader
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Summary: Y/n has something very special to tell James
Warnings: swearing, pregnancy and pregnancy test, one mention of morning sickness, reading peeing on the stick, quick proofread
A/n: 1.3k words, kinda modern au because of the pregnancy stick x thank you so much, of course you can, hope you like it and the direction I went xx
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You were nervous, fingers tapping on the counter as you waited on James coming home from work. Your nerves were of a mildly excited kind, more prospect than fear. Your eyes fall down to the pregnancy test, you hadn’t taken it yet, but with a missed period, tender boobs and your mid-morning throwing up, you were sure you already had your answer.
Your head snaps to the door, hearing the distinct jangle and jiggle of keys in the older lock that certainly needed replacing. A smile escapes you, excitement flooding your stomach. James had mentioned on passing how cute kids were, and how he couldn’t wait to have his own one day, so you could only imagine how he’ll feel that it may be a reality
“Bloody hell” James laughs as he finally gets the door open “Who needs magical locks when you’ve got that” he jokes causing a giggle to escape you
You can’t see the door from here, the cabinets block it, but you know he’s smiling, he adored being the reason you laughed. Its confirmed as he rounds the corner, pulling off his all too adorable bobble hat and sliding off his scarf with the sweetest smile you can’t help but mirror 
“It’s freezing out there” he notes, hanging up the scarf and hat before shrugging off his coat “Mere weeks ago we were laying on the bathroom tiles in attempts not to melt” he shakes his head, finally turning to you “Hey love” he finally greets, shoulders relaxing in relief at the sight of you
“Hi” you stand up, huge smile on your face
He hithers at you to come yet still takes paces to meet you in the middle and the moment he’s close enough his arms engulf you, the smell and feeling of the outside and cold clinging to him. Your cheek wants to recoil but you welcome it instead, nuzzling yourself deeper into his chest
“I needed this” he sighs into you, head tucking into your hair as his arms hold you a little tighter, prolonging the hug
“Bad day?” you wonder, it was always hard to tell, sure he would tell you and you could the agitation when he recounted the day at dinner, but when he got in he was always happy, tired, but happy, and made sure to never take any of those things out on you…merlin he was going to make the best dad wasn’t he?
“Just long” he kisses your temple before tucking his head right back in “Half way through I started to miss you so much, more than normal. All I wanted was to come home like something was…calling…me” his words slow, trailing off as his grip loosens
“Jamie?” you pull back, looking at his expression that was near certainly awestruck before following his eye line and realising
“Are you?” his hand slides from the small of your back to your stomach, eyes searching yours, so full of hope and supressed excitement, trying not to give them up
“Maybe” you confess, hand cupping his “I think I am but I wanted to wait and take the test with you” you tell him and if James’ love could increase, it did in that moment
“Thank you” he says earnest before a cheeky smile takes over his face and his hand moves down a little, squeezing your bladder gently
“Hey” you swat it away, legs crossing
“What?” he chuckles “Just helping your need to pee” he defends earning playful nudge
“No need. I already drank two glasses of water so I was ready well before you got here” you giggle, walking over to grab the test before the bathroom, realising James was following along like a little puppy behind you as you got to the door “Are you?” you ask pointing into the bathroom
He nods with no hesitation “Yup” he pops the ‘p’, gesturing for you to continue in and you do, hearing him close the door behind you as you lift the lid
“Can you hold this?” you hold the test out to him which he takes while you unbutton your trousers and get seated, not needing to ask as he hands it back
James then moves to perch himself on the edge of bathtub, still supressing his smile as he gives you the warmest look “You want me to look away?” he asks with a slight chuckle
You nod giggling “Sorry Jamie. I can’t pee with you watching” you admit, earning another chuckle before he turns his head away
"No worries my love"
After that you took the test, it wasn’t as awkward as you thought it be, and once you were done you covered the now wet end with the plastic lid 
“Done?” James asks and when you hum he turns back, taking the test from you while you clean up, wash your hands before placing the lip back down to sit once more “How long does it take?” he wonders, moving to kneel in front of you, test placed on the bathroom mat beside him while his hands find your knees, rubbing gently
“Two minutes” you inform him “Not long but still feels…” you start, hands sliding over his
“Endless” he chuckles, head falling to press a lingering kiss to one of your hands
“You think it’s too soon?” you ask after a small silence, tugging your lip between your teeth as you let the one insecurity slip out, something about the anxiety of the wait, seems to cause it to do so
James’ head lifts, hands turning around to hold yours, thumbs rubbing over your knuckles in a soothing motion “For some yeah” he admits “But for us” he lifts one and up and kisses it “Nah” he shakes his head
Your cheeks hurt from the smile, eyes watering “And you think we’re ready?” you have to confirm
He nods “Financially we’re more than fine. Space wise we have that big office we set up for me that I never use and would make a kick ass room for our kid. I mean it has a window seat along with stained glass flowers and everything” he gifts you the brightest smile, shifting closer so much his chest grazes your knees
“But are we…you and me I mean? It’s a really big change” you tell him, hand removing itself from his hand cupping the bump
His hand chases yours, engulfing it “Honestly?” he asks smiling warmly and you nod “I don’t know if anyone ever is, but I do know I will love you and that little baby with all of my heart” the hand still on your knee leaves it to cover his chest before reaching up to wipe the tear that falls from your cheek 
“I love you” you sniffle, bending down to lean your forehead on his “So much”
He cups your cheek, bring you back so he can look at you “I know you might not be…but…”
“Me too” you admit and he lets out a thankful smile
He then leans in, capturing your lips in a long chaste kiss. When you pull back your eyes never leave the others
“You think” he cocks his head to the side ever so slightly
You bite your lip “Together?”
“Together” 
He grants you one more kiss, and when you part you both look down, eyes honing in on the two lines
“Two means…” he’s already smiling, the overwhelming happiness more than apparent in his voice
“You’re gonna be a daddy” you turn back to him, smiling so wide, happy tears forming as yours and his hand on your stomach grows a little tighter but not too tight
“I’m gonna be a dad” he says a little in shock before grinning “I’m gonna be a dad!” He exclaims, welcoming you as you half jump from the toilet seat into his lap, straddling his lap as you hug him “I love you so much” he murmurs kissing your hair as his hand moves to hold the back of your head
“Love you more” you say back
He pulls back then, pinching your cheek sweetly as he scolds “Not possible love” his hand slides round to your stomach
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fruitcoops · 1 year
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Random Idea: would you write something about 5-6 year old Harry wandering off at a game against the snakes and playing with little Draco before anyone realizes then Lily finding them and not messing it up because just because their dads are huge rivals doesn’t mean the kids have to be??
Just an idea, if you can’t think of anything good no pressure at all!
-kj
This is such a lovely prompt, KJ <3 Character credit goes to @lumosinlove !
TW for temporarily lost child
Lily was calm. Lily was level-headed. Lily was not, under any circumstances, going to lose her shit.
“Harry? Harry, love, time’s up!”
Because losing her shit wouldn’t do any good. Losing one’s shit was reserved for people who could afford to do so, those who didn’t have a husband and brother-in-law that would tear the rink apart at the first sign of trouble for their five-year-old.
Oh, who was she kidding. The entire team would go ballistic.
Worst of all, Lily would have to admit she had lost her kid.
“I am a horrible mother,” she muttered, the clack of her boots in the empty hall speeding up to match her pulse. “I am a horrible, horrible mother and they never should have let me leave the hospital with that baby. Harry? Are you down here?”
Maybe it was her imagination, but she thought she heard giggling. Lily’s heart seized and she wrenched open the nearest door—nothing. And the next, and the next, and the next, until her whole body itched with anxiety.
“I know you’re having fun, baby,” she called around the growing lump in her throat. “But we’re all done playing right now. All done. You did such a good job finding your hiding place. Can you show me where you are?”
I look like an idiot right now, talking to myself in an empty hall. The next three rooms were empty as well, lined with folding chairs. A conference room, a ballroom, a kitchen; not a soul in any of them. Lily picked up the pace.
He couldn’t have gone far. She only gave him ten seconds—ten seconds, sweetheart, are you ready?—to find somewhere to hunker down. The sound of his little feet on the crisp linoleum had made her smile with one hand over her eyes, counting slow enough for him to hear each number. The door had been closed. It was just them in the break room.
The door had been closed, and then it wasn’t.
“Harry?” Panic turned her mouth bitter and she swallowed hard, forcing it back. None of that, Evans. Save it for later. “Harry James, it’s time to go home.”
Oh, fuck, James was going to lose his mind. She loved him for his rationality in the face of danger but god only knew what would happen when their fucking baby was the one missing. Taken—
No. Not taken. Lily couldn’t bear the thought.
Her breaths came faster. The corners of her vision blurred. “Harry?” she tried again, voice cracking. “We’re all done playing, baby, come see me.”
Even if James managed to keep his even keel, Sirius wouldn’t. Loyal as a dog and twice as protective. Lily loved him like a brother but he would never forgive her if she let Harry go.
“I didn’t.” The words stuck in her mouth and she sniffled. She paused, tucking her arms around herself like a hug, her lungs fucking burned oh god—“I didn’t let him go, I didn’t, I didn’t, I—Harry, love?”
And again, she was left with a silent hall.
Lily exhaled. Pressed the heels of her hands to her stinging eyes. Sniffled once, twice, three times, forced down a thick sob. “This is not the time,” she said firmly, bringing her arms back down. The bright lights made her grimace. Think. “Alright. Locker room.”
She sent a silent prayer of thanks to James for showing her all the secret nooks for sneaky kisses as she followed winding paths through the rink. The crowd above made the ceiling rumble; there had hardly been ten minutes left in the third when Lily left the break room. The game would be over all too soon. Her watch said only five minutes had passed, but she refused to believe it had been less than a lifetime since she saw Harry in front of her.
The locker room, one of Harry’s favorite haunts (much to James’ delight), was well and truly empty. The kitchen was still locked as she had left it. Momentary terror gripped her when she saw the open maw of the tunnel, but logic won out. Even if Harry had wandered toward it, he would have been swept up by one of the security guards and safely deposited with someone who would find her.
“Lily?”
Lily nearly jumped out of her skin and whipped around with a half-gasped “fuck”.
Layla smiled, though she seemed confused. “You okay?”
“Mhmm.” Tears began crawling up her throat again and she forced a smile. “Just—yeah, just left my phone somewhere. Can’t find it.”
“Okay,” Layla said gently, though one look told Lily she didn’t buy a word of it. “Well, I’m here until the end of the game. Let’s look together.”
“That’s really nice of you,” Lily managed.
“Anytime. Let’s go get Harry and—”
Lily may as well have become a puddle on the skate-scuffed floor with how fast she dissolved into tears.
“Hey, hey, alright.” Layla caught her under the arms when her knees buckled, surprisingly strong for someone of her stature. “I’ve got you, it’s all going to be just fine. Is Harry not…with you?”
“We were p-playing hide and seek,” she sobbed. “ ‘s just hide ‘n seek, he didn’t like the crowd and I had to pee and we were in the break room and I closed the door I promise.”
“I know you did,” Layla soothed, squeezing her tight despite Lily’s trembling. “Let’s take some deep breaths together.”
Lily’s chest lurched on the first.
“That was a really good start. One more.”
It was easier to breathe when she wasn’t alone.
“Great job, Lily, that was perfect.”
Layla hugged a little like Remus, a little like James, and somehow better than both of them in that moment. She let Lily clutch the back of her zip-up sweater without protest, and when they finally parted (when Lily could fucking breathe again), she tucked the wild flyaways back with a reassuring smile.
“We’ve got this.”
Lily sniffed. “We’ve got this.”
“How long ago were you playing?”
“Seven minutes.”
Relief eased the faint tension around Layla’s eyes. “Then we’ve got nothing to worry about. I haven’t seen him go by my office, so he probably went the other way. Are you ready to start looking?”
Lily nodded, but went into one last hug like she hadn’t been held in weeks. It certainly felt like it.
“I didn’t know who to ask,” she admitted once they started walking, arm in arm, looking into every storage closet they passed. “It felt—god, I’m so stupid. I felt like I shouldn’t have to, y’know? He’s my kid. I should just…know.”
Layla tilted her head from side to side. “I’m glad you asked me, though.”
Lily squeezed her hand. “Me, too.”
“The good news is, he can’t have gone very far.”
“I dunno, he got James’ penchant for trouble.”
“Pots can’t make it past me on a good day,” Layla laughed. Her ease calmed the bubbling anxiety in Lily’s gut. “That kid might be quick, but he’s not making it past trained security. Where have you already looked?”
Lily gestured vaguely. “The other way, mostly. Just kind of…everything over there. He likes the locker room.”
“Does he?” Something thoughtful came over Layla’s face and she slowed for a moment. “Would he—and tell me to shut up if I’m wrong, here—do you think he’d try the other one?”
“The other—” Lily faltered. “Oh my god, you’re so right.”
“I don’t know if he’d know where it is,” Layla admitted as they hurried down the left fork. “But it can’t hurt to try, right?”
“No, he definitely knows,” Lily snorted humorlessly. “That kid’s had more rink tours than I have. The guys bring him everywhere. He’s started reading signs, if you can believe it.”
“For real?”
“If anyone asks, he got it from me.”
“I don’t doubt that for a second.”
Lily rounded the corner to the visitor’s locker room and slowed to a stop, her momentary second wind rushing out in one harsh burst. Gloves, helmets, emerald-and-silver jerseys…and no toddler. The only movement came from the screen in the far corner, showing the last minute of the game ticking down. Disappointment, worry, fear, guilt—it was all there, leaving her right back where she started. “I thought…”
Someone giggled down the hall and Lily was there in the blink of an eye, pushing an already-open door wide with her heart in her throat.
“H—oh.”
Narcissa Malfoy’s razor-sharp gaze softened with confusion. Her hands were on the shoulders of a little blond boy in a miniature Snakes jersey, holding him tight. “Mama,” he whined, wriggling free with a wary look at Lily. “I told you I wanna play.”
Lily didn’t register the scrape of carpet on her knees until Harry was already in her arms, still holding two fistfuls of LEGOs while a cheerful flood of a story spilled out of him. She didn’t hear a single word of it.
He was warm and squirmy as always, tall as her hip when they were standing but just big enough to fit in her arms like this. She pressed her face to his hair and inhaled; soap-clean and still a little damp from his pre-game bath. Faintly, she knew she was shaking. She knew Narcissa and Layla and the other kid were probably watching. Lily brought her face up to kiss Harry’s forehead and bundled him right back in her arms to be hugged some more.
“…mama?” Harry sounded hesitant. She hummed, rubbing his back. “Did you hear?”
“Say it again, lovey.”
“I said I like hugs but I’m playing LEGOs right now, please.”
Her lungs felt too small. “We’re all done playing for today.”
“But mama—”
“Harry.” It took everything in her to separate and sit up properly, holding Harry at arms’ length. “We were playing hide and seek, remember?”
“…yeah.”
“And remember how I asked you to stay in the break room while I counted?”
His guilty look told her everything. “Yeah.”
Lily raised a brow, brushing a gentle thumb over his cheek. “I didn’t know where you went, baby. You scared me. Why did you leave?”
Harry scuffed his shoe on the floor. “Got bored.”
“Harry.”
“I wanted to see the other locker room ‘cause Daddy said it looked different than ours. Ms. Narcissa found me.”
“Thank you.” The worst part was, Lily could hardly blame him. If Harry got James’ general disregard for rules, he also got her own insatiable curiosity. Poor kid, she thought. Your teachers are going to have quite the time with you. “We’ll talk more when we get home. Can you introduce me to your friend?”
“I’m Draco,” the blond boy announced haughtily before Harry could answer, which seemed to take the wind out of his sails a bit. “I’ve been playing here all night. I built the volcano, see?”
“I do.” In truth, it was hard to tell one part of their LEGO mishmash from another, but it seemed to appease him. Narcissa was still watching her as if she thought Lily would start biting. With her hand resting protectively on Draco’s back and those careful, guarded eyes, it was only too easy to see the blood she shared with Sirius. They held themselves with the same straight-backed posture, a silent challenge to take another step closer to their ward.
Lily offered a small smile and inclined her head. Thank you for watching them both. Narcissa didn’t relax, but her pointed chin did dip for half a second.
Outside, the goal horn blared. Harry and Draco made identical faces of annoyance at the interruption, but Lily felt her stomach sink. She and Narcissa had a shared point of contact—the Snakes, on the other hand, did not. She didn’t care for them. She certainly didn’t want Harry around them. From the curl of Narcissa’s lip as the whoops of the Lions echoed down the far tunnel, the feeling was mirrored on her side.
Lily broke eye contact first and bent to Harry’s level. “Time to go, lovebug, Daddy misses you. Can you say bye to Draco?”
“Bye!” Harry chirped, pulling the other boy into a brief hug that seemed to surprise him before returning to Lily’s side. “See you next time!”
The look on Narcissa’s face told Lily a ‘next time’ was unlikely, but…but not impossible. Lily sent her a final nod as she ushered Harry into the hallway. Layla was already gone; she couldn’t help but be grateful for a brief moment of alone time with Harry.
“I like Ms. Narcissa,” Harry announced, hopscotching the gray and white tiles.
“Do you?”
“Yep. She was nice. She keeps LEGOs in her purse, didja know that?”
“I didn’t,” Lily admitted. “I’m not surprised, though.”
“How come you don’t keep LEGOs in your purse?”
“Because I don’t use purses. I lose them too fast.”
“Well, yeah, but what about your backpack?”
“I keep books, cards, snacks, and some other things in my backpack. I like feeling prepared.” And I’m thirty seconds from sticking a GPS on you.
Harry made a faint noise of agreement when they entered the main hall, pulling the sleeves of his too-big Potter jersey down over his hands. “D’you think Daddy will play LEGOs with me and Draco next time?”
Lily had to bite her lip to stifle a hoot of laughter at the thought of James Potter willingly sitting in a room with anyone even distantly related to the Snakes, let alone one of Sirius’ cousins, let alone a Malfoy. “He’s busy during the games,” she said instead. “But he would love to play with you at home.”
Where I can keep an eye on you, she added. They had already passed the labyrinth of halls she had wandered for the worst seven minutes of her life, but she kept close to Harry anyway. Seven minutes was too long to be away from him. Seven seconds was too long.
Harry stopped just outside the locker room, leaning against her legs to look up at her with big, pleading eyes. “Will you play LEGOs with us next time?”
There were a variety of reasons Lily could say no, could tell Harry to stay away from that team and everyone near it. Hell, she had a damn good reason to keep Harry away from anyone associated with Sirius’ parents. Narcissa’s guarded posture rose in her memory, unwarranted. Her crisp clothes, the abrupt black-and-white of her hair, the way her pale hand had been so gentle on Draco’s shoulder. The way Draco had held on to her coat the same way Harry hid behind her own around strangers.
“Sure, baby. We can do that.”
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startanewdream · 1 year
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#1 - Cottage, for April AU @jilymicrofics. Theme: Childhood friends AU
Petunia is frowning, looking down the street with contempt. Lily doesn’t understand it.
“Do you want to look around?” She asks. 
Petunia shakes her head. “I want to go away! I don’t want to live here!”
Lily throws her a sympathetic look that Petunia ignores; there isn’t anything any of them can do now. Their parents just signed the contract and now the Evans are the owners of a nice cottage in the country.
Lily doesn’t want to say anything, but she is happy with this change. Sure, she will miss their home in London, her school and her friends, but there’s something about this village that looks far more charming; perhaps it’s the old look of the town, one that takes her back to Roman times, or the cottages that seem to have existed there since Shakespeare was a boy, but whatever it is, she could swear that Godric’s Hollow is almost magical—
“There are no other kids here,” Petunia adds, moping. She turns to enter the house. “We will be all alone with old people.”
Lily had always thought her sister fared better with grownups — everyone always commented how proper and well-behaved she was — but she doesn’t answer, Petunia’s concerns reaching her now. There is no school in the village, so they will study in a nearby town—but when they return home, that's it for the day, and Petunia says she is too old to keep company with Lily all the time now…
Perhaps this change wasn’t a good idea after all.
She kicks a stone in the ground, and sits dismayed on the porch in front of her new home. She doesn’t want to be alone—she closes her eyes and imagines all the magic in this small town swirling like a galaxy spiral, wishing that she won’t be alone—
And the universe seemingly answers her, for when Lily opens her eyes, she finds a boy around her age in front of her, looking just as amazed to find her there as she is to see him.
“Hey,” he calls, smiling. “Are you the new neighbours?”
She nods. “We've just moved here.”
“Thank Merlin for that, when Mrs. Bagshot told me a new family was moving, I thought she meant another ancient couple from the time she wrote her book.”
Lily isn’t sure she understands half of what he means. “Ah—my parents are young.”
“Oh, mine aren’t, though Dad says wine tastes better with age.”
“I don’t drink wine.”
“Me neither, it smells funny.” 
She blinks. “And I’m ten.”
“Oh.” He frows for a moment, worried. “I’m nine. When is it your birthday?”
“January.”
“So you’ve just turned ten?” Lily nods. “Oh, my birthday is next month, you’re not that much older then.” He throws her a mischievous smile. “We can be friends!”
“I don’t know if I can be friends with someone so young.”
“Oh, it’s just two months—”
She giggles. “I’m joking! You should have seen your face.” He watches her for a moment before breaking into a laugh.
“Okay, you are fun, new neighbour.”
“I have a name, old neighbour. It’s Lily. Lily Evans.”
He smiles broadly. “I’m James. James Potter,” he says, copying her. “Have you gone to the old playground yet?” She shakes her head. “It’s just at the end of the street, can you go?”
Lily looks down the street; as long as she keeps her house in sight, her parents don’t mind her exploring the place. “Yes.”
“Brilliant!” They walk together; James seems to bounce rather than walk, which amuses her. “I almost never go to the playground. Mum gets too tired and it’s stupid to swing alone.”
Her eyes sparkle. “I love swings.”
“Me too! It’s like—” He smiles to himself now. “Like flying.” James steals a glance at her, then he lowers his voice. “Can I share a secret with you? You cannot tell anyone.” She nods. “I can fly.”
Lily thinks about letting go of the swing at the very height of the arc and, instead of falling, flowing into the air, soaring like a fairy.
“Do you want to hear a secret, James?” She asks, just as secretive as him. “So can I.”
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I have a question or request. What would happen if the Bradshaws were having a barbecue, and the kids were outside playing while Mrs. B is putting some fairy lights up before everyone arrives (which she totally insisted she could do without help) and Rooster is in the kitchen when Goose comes barreling in to tell his dad that his mom fell and broke her arm or something? (I had a dream about this the other day)
First of all, I find it adorable that you had a dream about the Bradshaws! How do so many of you manage to have dreams about the TGM characters/actors? I never do! At least, none that I remember 😂
Second of all, I can totally imagine this scenario happening because I can completely see Mrs. Bradshaw telling Bradley that she’d be okay putting the fairy lights up by herself—“You’re going to be doing all the grilling, babe. I can handle the decorations.”
But she gets distracted when she hears the kids yelling out to each other during a game of tag, and she doesn’t realize how close she’s standing to the edge of the chair until it’s suddenly toppling over. She instinctively holds out her hands to break her fall, but ends up snapping her wrist in the process.
Lydia and James are beside themselves, running over to their mom and clinging to her, so Goose is the one to run into the kitchen, where Bradley is prepping the steaks for the barbecue.
“Dad! Mom fell! I think she’s hurt!”
Bradley’s dropping everything in an instant to run outside, his heart sinking when he sees his two younger children in tears and hears them wailing, “Mommy! Mommy!” As much as he’s freaking out internally, especially when he sees how pale Mrs. B is, he remains calm and carefully assesses the situation, figuring out almost instantly that his wife’s wrist is broken.
Penny and Mav are over in an instant to watch the kids so that Bradley can drive Mrs. B to the ER, and they promise to call the rest of the Dagger Squad to let them know that the barbecue has been postponed.
“I feel so awful,” Mrs. Bradshaw exclaims, all weepy because she feels like she ruined the evening.
“Honey, the only thing that matters is you. Who cares about the barbecue?”
But when they return home a few hours later, they’re shocked to find the fairy lights and decorations hanging up in the backyard, the smell of steaks and burgers on the grill filling the air.
“What?” Hangman smirks when Bradley and Mrs. B walk into the backyard to find the whole Dagger Squad & Co. present. “Were we just supposed to let all that perfectly good meat go to waste?”
So despite the cast now adorning Mrs. B’s wrist, it actually ends up being a very fun evening.
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credince--writes · 1 year
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Imagine: 09 & 22 141's SWAP
hear me out:
Au fanfic where modern 141 raid some kinda weird multiverse cult sciency bunker & get transported to a universe where their 09' alters retired or at least settled down & had kids. (Like they swap with their matches)
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Like 09 Ghost & Roach got together, & had a surrogate kid with Roach's sister. One daughter, named Elizabeth.
Captain MacTavish got hitched & settled down and had 3 kids, Three Boys named Logan, James, and Oliver.
Price is a proud uncle-Grandpa
And Gaz is... white? (IM SO SORRY JUST THAT CONCEPT HAS ME CACKLING)
Like:
"You should call Liz." James urges, pushing on Logan's shoulder as they continue to stare at the two men who seemed so much like their father and uncle hog-tied in the living room, still struggling against their bindings.
"He looks mean." Oliver squeaks out, hovering behind his two older brothers while peeking out to look at him.
"He fuckin' tried to stab me." Logan hisses out, pulling out his phone and pressing the 'call' button onto Liz's contact form.
"Hello?" Her voice crackled in, the connection spotty for a moment before evening out.
"Hey, Liz. Where are you?"
"Hanging out at home, why?" She asks.
"Where... Where are your dads?"
She laughs, and absolutely cackles on the other end of the phone for a moment before picking the phone back up. "It's Thursday."
Logan pulls the phone from his ear and puts it on speakerphone. "An' what the bloody fuck does that mean Liz?"
"Remember how a few months ago I walked in on them banging in the living room and-"
"Get to the point, please." He all but begs, not wanting to relive the horrible conversation the two had when the incident happened.
"They go have old man gay sex at a hotel every Thursday now so I can't walk in on them. Like wine and dine then go tear up the-"
Logan's eyes nearly bulge out of his head, cutting her off. "You need to get to the hotel- you need to go there now and find Gary because something's happened and-"
"Hey, you're breaking up. I gotta go My Dad's calling me." She replies, hanging up the call.
Logan stares at the two men wrestling against their bindings on the ground.
"Logan?" Oliver asks.
"Yea, buddy?" He asks, picking the little boy up.
"What's gay sex?"
(Meanwhile, Roach was getting his back blown out when 09 Ghost turns into '22 Ghost LMFAO)
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mk-wizard · 9 months
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Pokemon the Anime: I love Ash Ketchum but...
Hi, friends. Fun fact about me: I love Pokemon! And I loved the anime! To me, Pokemon is a part of my childhood that I will always cherish dearly and it was one of the first animes I got into. Looking back on it, it still holds up, but there is one thing that I have come to realize about it. We need to talk about Ash Ketchum...
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Now, let me make it clear that I love Ash Ketchum. I think he’s adorable, funny and his passionate energy rubs off on you in all of the right ways. Plus, he is passionate without being obsessed and still cares enough about people and doing things right that he has a heroic streak. However... he is not a good fit as a main character because while we root for him and love him, his story is too linear, his character development is minimal, we all knew he was going to win in the end and honestly, seeing his story unfold all the time got very dull. Plus, we never really got to know Ash as a character. Just to give you an example, in ALL of the anime’s run, we never find out who his dad is/was or what his mom does for a living. In other words, he is an MC who never really develops beyond his professional skills and never really get to know. We know more about Team Rocket (Jessie, James and Meowth) than we do about Ash. To me, he would have worked better as a secondary character not an main one. In fact, this lack of details and repetitive formula is why I eventually stopped watching the anime. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy Ash won in the end, but... his story took way too long and got dull. The character who would have main a great MC for the anime is someone who did undergo a lot of development, maturing and more.
Gary Oak. Now hear me out...
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The Pokemon anime is essentially a tournament anime series where the standard formula is that the MC goes in and comes out the winner. However, Gary would have been unique, compelling and memorable for many reasons if HE was the MC.
First off, unlike most MC’s of this genre of anime, Gary is initially not likeable. He is egotistical, unkind, rude and a big bully. I remember than as a girl, I hated Gary and used to wish his grandpa, Prof. Oak, would ground him. However, as the series progressed, so did he. He softened his behaviour, learned humility and let his rivalry with Ash go which freed him emotionally and allowed him to grow up. While he still has a mischievous and competitive streak, he doesn’t get mean about it nor is he a showboat. And he dropped the personal cheerleading squad. He now seeks to better himself rather than constantly having his ego stroked which is something really refreshing and enjoyable to experience. I can’t really say his journey was a redemption story. It was a growing up story and a tale that reminds us that we all had our phases as kids, but we grow out of them.
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Secondly, as I stated before, Gary let his rivalry with Ash go and became better for it. When he did, he realized, his calling wasn’t to be a trainer, but a researcher and he was actually really good at it. Honestly, it was this turning point that made me realize that Gary’s story was more interesting than Ash’s and I really wanted to see more of his story. In fact, I also found myself wishing we saw more of his story before that turning point kind of like Ashoka Tano’s from Star Wars, but unlike her, we were deprived of that. I would even argue that this was a reoccurring flaw in the Pokemon anime series: they never answered the questions everyone kept asking and never let us get to know the true MCs. The point is, I don’t know of any other tournament anime where the rival decided to graciously step down and turn their attention towards their true passion. Now... imagine if the MC did this. I know Pokemon is a tournament anime, but it is also an anime about Pokemon first. Gary should have gotten his own spin-off anime simply because he is the most unique rival there is in this kind of setting: he quit and was better for it.
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Thirdly, having the show concentrate on him would have given us a chance to get to know the other MCs more and FINALLY answer a lot of the questions that to this day are still left unanswered. It’s very clear that the Oaks and Ketchums are very close the way the Burns and Greene family are close on Rescue Bots. I really enjoyed seeing how close the two families were and how Prof. Oak was like a father figure to Ash and a sweet grandpa to Gary. Also, Prof. Oak himself is an interesting and entertaining character. To this day, we still don’t know who Mrs. Oak was or who Gary’s parents are. Or who Mr. Ketchum was. It is a shame to me that these blanks were never filled because it is implied that they were great people and these missing pieces would explain why these characters are the way they are.
Anyway, this all just my opinion and as a rare treat, here is my fan theory about Prof. Oak’s wife, Mr. Ketchum and Gary’s missing parents... And I really want to say this first because this fan theory always made me mad, but I will try to say it nicely, but firmly.
Prof. Oak is NOT Ash’s father nor is it possible for him to be because Nintendo would never allow such a disturbing thing. And because of the Professor and Mrs. Ketchum’s age difference, it would imply that Gary is Ash’s uncle while being the same age as him. That is sick and wrong on so many levels and not something they would ever want on Pokemon and we already SHOULD know from the start that Prof. Oak can’t be Ash’s dad because has black hair.
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Professor Oak is a redhead and so is his mom. And their relationship is not romantic now either. It is that between two good friends. If it is anything beyond that, I think Prof. Oak may see Delia as the daughter he never had. Same goes with Giovanni. He cannot be Ash’s dad because he looks nothing like him.
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Plus, Ash has two distinguishing marks on his face that his mom doesn’t have which means he got that, his hair and olive skin tone from his dad who had all of these features. My fan theory is that Mrs. Delia Ketchum is a widow and her husband is no longer with us. Plain and simple. He was obviously a good man and a good husband who left a good impression on Ash, but I think he died most likely of disease while he was very young.
As for Mrs. Oak... Agatha is NOT Prof. Oak’s ex-wife because if she was, we would have always known it and be treated like a relative. Once a family member is revealed, there’s no point in hiding it so the anime always came clean when it came to that at least, but the most we got out of Agatha is that she was an old rival of Prof Oak which means that is all she is. Period.
I think the good Professor is divorced on bad terms considering he never speaks of his wife and has no ring which from experience, I can tell you is often a tell tale sign that you were once married, but it ended badly. As for Gary’s parents, I think that knowing Nintendo, their state is simple: they’re alive, but career driven people where they aren’t home very often so they left caring for the kids to Prof. Oak and Mrs. Oak (if she was alive then). Nothing dramatic or over the top. Just simple and short like that. Also, I think it is safe to say that the Oak family is well off (including the ex-Mrs. Oak) considering they all live so well.
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Finally, how does Giovanni have ties to the Ketchum and Oak family? Well, Giovanni is in fact old and close to Prof. Oak’s age. His mom had him young, and while he is rich enough to afford facials that make him appear young, if you take a really good look at his face, he has wrinkles, a receding hairline and his face has lost some of its fullness which implies some sagging. My fan theory is that he was once rivals with Prof. Oak in their youth and Mr. Ketchum is one of the few people who managed to beat Giovanni in a Pokemon Battle.
Like I said, this series is made for kids. It wouldn’t include adult theme dramatic elements like that. I admit some of the characters have exaggerated and weird backstories with some drama, but it never becomes dirty, adult or something you would find in a trashy soap opera.
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