#I’m attracted to you

[warrior-cats-junk]

Happy Ides of March

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #marcus brutus #Brutus #cassius #Gaius Cassius Longinus #Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus #when did I make this #what was I on #also wth is in the background #like I can’t be the only one who sees the eyeball right #I made this but I dont remember doing so #I’m attracted to you #Roman dagger #dagger #stabbing caesar #happy ides of march #ides of March is the best holiday #silly pun #pun #joke #Caesar joke #what a loser

[bulldog-butch]

i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable

#you literally cannot change my mind #if you accept that sexuality is about something other than genitals than you also have to accept that there are going to be millions #of definitions for the same labels #and that’s okay #who you are attracted to cannot possibly ever be described with one word #put weirdo little brains and desires are too complex for that #*our #anyway #i’m right #bork bork!

[zurka-durka]

they got lost

#one punch man #saitama #fubuki #opm #my art #“i’m just an acquaintance shut up saitama #you are fwiends #i'm trying to lean into webcomic fubuki because her unhinged selfish nervous self is so attractive to me #love her sm

[houseswife]

if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”

#I’m a little tipsy rn and I think I hauv covid… #that pic of him in the vicodin bath is making me feel the same way I assume playboy mag enjoyers feel #I need that printed out above my bed #like. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! [jerks off and dies] #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hugh laurie #the only other fictional male character I have been this viscerally attracted to (as opposed to just gender envious/admiration) #is nbc hannibal lecter #that’s two evil gay doctors. is that my niche kink or something. #I need to see a psychiatrist #or not. considering that I might nut

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Damian does not know how he has got into such a mess.

That was a lie.

Like most messes in his life, it all started with his family and their constant “ribbing”.

‘They act as if gaining a date was not easy,’

Damian glared as he scouted out a suitable target in the mall.

Sitting alone by the arcade there was an attractive boy on his phone.

Acceptable.

Making his way next to his target, he sat down and tapped his shoulder.

The other boy flinched and subtly (though not to someone as trained as him) glanced Damian over, eyes seeming to catalog instinctively.

Good, not perfect but admissible all things considered.

“Uh hi.?”

“Your age.”

“Pardon?”

“What is your age?”

“16.?”

Damian nodded as he mulled over the information. About a year his senior, not ideal but still viable.

“ Date me.”

“Excuse me??”

“I will pay you for your inconvenience of course but I am in need of a date and you are the most suitable person I have seen so far.”

“Wait a minute-“

“Here is your first payment.”

Damian handed the boy the envelope he had prepared for today and had to hold back a smirk as he saw they other boy’s eyes widen.

“I-“

“I will pay you monthly with bonuses for any extremely taxing events that may occur if you agree.”

“I- I guess?”

“Good, now give me your number and I will contact you for our first date. My name is Damian Wayne.”

“Danny..”

~~~~~~

For all purposes the agreement has only worked in his favor.

His family was off his back, galas were less boring and they even shared common interests.

That being said,

“You did not need to give me a gift Daniel, it was not a requirement.”

Damian looked down at the katana shaped keychain he was handed, it was well made and surprisingly sharp.

“I know Dami, but it just reminded me of you!”

What a mess indeed…

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #shipping #damian wayne #dead serious #who would’ve though dating someone could lead to romantic attraction? #certainly not Damian #*casually heads Danny enough money to pay his rent for the month and utilities #Danny: I can finish my education #Danny: what do you mean I’m dating a famous person Sam #Danny: Tucker stop laughing!!

[kiwinatorwaffles]

“oh this character i previously headcanoned as just aromantic showed interest in someone so i guess i gotta headcanon them as allo/demiaro/grayro now” what’s stopping you from continuing to headcanon them as aromantic and writing that relationship anyway you can do whatever you want

#this is not a jab at demiaro/grayro headcanons but i’m just saying you don’t need romance for a meaningful bond #or hell even attraction #also don’t worry about blorboposting. this post is about miles edgeworth who i headcanon as aroace #kiwi’s calls #aromantic #kiwi’s aspec posting #aspec #found this in my drafts so im posting it

[friendlyengie]

tf2 rocky horror… I have been thinking of it

#tf2 #Tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 miss pauling #technically it’s implied scout/Pauling but I always read brads character as a closet case in the movie #Or at the very least brad and Janet being more compulsory het than actually being attracted to each other #so take of that what you will! #this is actually all an excuse to draw boots n bombs as Columbia and Eddie but I’m actually putting work into that one #Cw nudity #my art!!

[a-confused-teen-venting]

“OMG THEY ARE SO HOT” - said the person who never felt attraction to someone in their life.

#I know you can find people attractive if the look good I’m just stating something silly #can also apply to asexuals and aroace better #aromantic #aro #aromantism #aroace #asexual #aromanticism #ace #aspec

[immortalarizona]

listen. I have never watched Riverdale and never will. but that doesn’t mean I’m not sO FUCKING PISSED at the polycule ending.

I’m not mad about the polyamory (I would like to stress this point for anyone who wants to come after me for this post), I’m mad that Jughead Jones, one of, like, the two aroace characters in media people have actually maybe heard of (the other being Yelena Belova) is part of this romantic, sexual relationship.

he’s ace!!!

he’s aro!!!

and it fucking stings that the writers thought it was okay to erase that aroace rep when there’s next to none for us to begin with.

fuck your amatonormativity and fuck your queer erasure. we aspecs deserve better.

#“bUt aRi aTtrAcTioN iSn’T aCtiOn!!1! hE cOuLd sTiLL bE aRoAcE iN riVeRdaLe!1!11” #yeah I’m aware of that but I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WAS WHAT THE WRITERS WERE GOING FOR #and do you fucking think your average allo is gonna read it that way even if it was??? #also tbh I Do Not trust allo writers to tell that kind of story without perpetuatinflg erasure #can’t have shit in detroit I guess #tw aphobia #asexual #aromantic #aroace #riverdale #riverdale finale #aroace jughead #anti riverdale #fuck amatonormativity

[bluesadansey]

unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

#meta #s speaks #adansey #adam parrish #richard gansey #trc #I’m sorry. but also Maggie wrote this so it’s on her I’m just calling a spade a spade #more insane when you think about their first meeting being Adam teaching Gansey about cars and Gansey teaching him about dead welsh kings #reciprocal informational exchanges defining their whole dynamic in that way … sapiosexual disaster bi bitches #it’s so funny to me that the greenmantle intro scene is def her way of establishing Adam as queer outside of his attraction to Ronan but w/ #bringing Gansey into it and yet the description of greenmantle sounds like a combo of Ronan and Gansey #and the language to describe his attraction is a downplayed version of the monologue flashback of Gansey being like the sun…chile anyway. #him thinking Ronan is so attractive I wish I could imagine him as a young hot professor but that’s just not his vibe… #so I take it you’ve imagined Gansey as your history prof many a time okay. #the raven cycle

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[hopeworth]

romance dawn trio are dating except

nami is a lesbian

luffy is aroace

zoro is aromantic and swordsexual

#*anime villain voice* you think romance is a word fit enough to describe the breadth and depth of their relationship. heh. YOU FOOLS. #you fools will never understand the intricacies and transcendence of an aromantic polycule #*end anime villain voice* #by swordsexual i mean people who are really good at wielding swords aka law okiku and to an extent killer #tashigi looks too much like kuina that zoro’s never going to be attracted to her #romance dawn trio #where’s the romance in romance dawn trio? up your ass probably #aromantic people will make up the most nonsensical insane dynamics known to man. it’s me i’m aromantic people. #one piece #zoro #luffy #nami #op.txt #zoluna #zolu #lunami #zonami #strawhats

[lemonfreshlysqueezed]

Biting is a love language!

The sweet sweet way of showing affection by biting has been happening more recently in bl, and I’m here for it.

This is my collection, for now. I most definetly will be adding to it 😇

The Eighth Sense

Jae Won x Ji Hyun (Episode 6)

Gifs by @dingyuxi

A Shoulder To Cry On

Tae Hyun x Da Yeol (Episode 5)

Gif by @forcebook

La Pluie

Saengtai x Phat (Epsiode 3)

Gif by @singto-prachaya

Laws of Attraction - Both couples!

Tinn x Charn (Episode 6)

Gif by @spicyvampire

Thee x Thaenthai (Episode 8)

Gif by @pharawee

Secret Crush on You

Sky x Jao (Episode ?)

Gif by @stormyoceans

Between us Special

Team x Win (Episode Week 2)

Gif by @hoshinisuzu

Love Syndrome III

Day x Itt (Episode 3)

Gif by @crispywizardtale

Link to part 2 and 3

#biting is a love language #my list so much longer but i hit some kind off limit making this post so i’m splitting it up #i love seeing this #the neurodivergent behaviour!!! #bounprem #the eighth sense series #a shoulder to cry on #la pluie #laws of attraction the series #secret crush on you the series #between us the series #love syndrome 3 #thai bl #thaibl #thai bl drama #bl drama #bl tropes #multi bl

[glittter-skeleton]

I’m sick and I am frankly tired of tumblr sexymen. No more interesting designs. No more controversial cosmic horrors. I want just some guy.

#I’m interested in wither you can tell which ones I’m attracted to based on how they’re drawn #probably not #fanart #new girl #Nick Miller #community #jeff winger #the office #jim halpert #the good place #chidi anagonye #parks and rec #ben wyatt #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):

Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:

#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus #but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣! #he’d be all listen #I had world saving sex #of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list #😏😉😇 #*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch* #WAIT WHAT ????!! #😱😬🧐😳 #regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!? #*backs slowly out of the room* #*watching Sirius’ face* #*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck #*how did this happen??* #*more importantly why did this happen?* #*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself* #also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!* #Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!! #Reggie? the less good looking bro??? #surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!! #the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there #(involves the scarlet pimpernel)

[spineless-lobster]

Alterous attraction is so wild because it’s like I love you in a way neither of us can comprehend, I love you like the birds love the sun in the morning, I love you like the moon clinging to the night sky, I love you when we’re holding hands or cuddling or just sharing a space, I love you when you laugh or smile, I love you when you are near me and far away from me, I love you without a label, I love you when we go at our own pace, I love you when we express our love in different ways, I love you because you are my person and I am yours, we are friends and we are more and I love you

#y’all it is 1am and the pining is insane #thomas thorne wishes he was me rn #it’s so weird because like I’ve never felt like this before until now??? #it’s so confusing and I’m halfway to like ‘get a grip girl this isn’t you’ but like it IS and I am learning to feel my feelings #damn this emotion stuff his hard #anyways yeah #alterous attraction #alterous yearning #<- literally me every day