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psshaw · 1 year

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Speaking of evil plants, I gave myself poison ivy this week. And because I had a lot of hubris from the last time I dodged a bad reaction, I was STUPID-neglectful. This morning I found a bump on my eyelid.

I feel like poison ivy is doing things all wrong. Like, how does it help you survival-wise to only cause boils a day or three after the fact? You think you’re that memorable, that we immediately think of you when we wonder who we pissed off? No. We think “my skin is weeping yellow tears, I’ve clearly been cursed by a witch.” Forest hags have been hanged because of you. Poison ivy hates women.

#gasp #I’M a woman

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lonestar-badash · 1 year

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Jot. That. Down.

(if you aren’t at this point yet, you will be… and I am here for it)

#l-ba #spotify #pop #I’m a woman #a very fucking brave strong woman #jot that down

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mangoposts · 4 months

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this shit got me wet af

https://www.tumblr.com/strawberrysturniolo/739321306219184128/need-a-sub-chris-asap-giving-you-creative-freedom

Bricked thru my pants rn you could see my hard on from miles away

#🥭#I’m a woman #chris sturniolo

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corrdunk · 6 months

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I don’t care what sftv fans say I am not transitioning

#I’m a woman #I’m a she #I’m a her #I don’t mess with that mentality ill shit #/j #Sftv

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toxoplasmewsis · 11 months

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#oh to be reincarnated as a woman’s odd pet and be treated to living lavishly like this #be normal or I’m adding the banner again

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emotinalsupportturtle · 5 months

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David Tennant being a lifelong Doctor Who fan who was inspired by the show to act, becoming the Doctor and Ncuti Gatwa who watched David Tennant and was inspired to act, playing the Doctor opposite David’s Doctor is the most beautiful thing

#This is a fanboy moment of immense proportions #Also they are both so silly it’s perfect #Dw spoilers #Doctor who #david tennant #ncuti gatwa #10th doctor #14th doctor #15th doctor #I’m just thinking of “I saw a regeneration scene on tv aged 3 and decided to be an actor” tennant #And ‘I watched David Tennant”s hamlet before drama school and realized that’s what an actor should be and what I should aspire to” ncuti #And that hug is so wholesome #it’s really come full circle #Also we can’t forget Mel for being the no 1 hype woman there

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starspilli · 1 month

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dc cowboy doodles & wips !

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justascrollingghost · 5 months

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am no being funny but being a woman is so stupid why does my uterus just decide to yeet itself out of me once a month like can you pull it together please we’ve got shit to do

#before you all start #I know why #I’m a woman #I’m fully aware of the inner workings of my reproductive system #and do not need it explaining to me because I made a joke #periods #being a woman

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kewpiekills · 3 months

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marcille visiting the chuck family and their very much not elf-sized furniture (idea from @maria-ruta <3)

#kewpie's art #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #chilchuck #meijack #flertom #meijack lesbian moment #a beautiful woman???? a beautiful BLONDE woman????? in MY house????#<- i’m betting she has a thing for blondes too #nobody let that blond butch elf near her

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foldingfittedsheets · 24 days

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I feel the need to share since my lube post is going around that my life is just like that since I worked at the sex shop. Sex Ed is a very standard topic. People just immediately pick up a vibe from me and even in situations where someone doesn’t know I used to sling dildos for a living they’ll just start confiding sex stuff to me.

Not in a creeper way. But like this weight had been lifted and they can finally talk freely about sexual topics. The energy I put off is just so blasé and accepting that people tell me about their sex lives, usually very quickly after meeting me. They usually then have a moment of panic or regret and apologize but I always reassure them that I used to work in a shop and that I see nothing odd about talking about it.

My go-to line is, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.” They always laugh. Then the questions get more specific or people start asking for brand recommendations. It’s always been funny to me.

My beloved has always been a little confused by it. “People don’t just start talking to me about sex! I know you don’t bring it up. It just always seems to go there when people talk to you.”

“It’s just my energy.”

The first time I was meeting their mom she was coming to stay with us. We picked her up from the airport and brought her home. My beloved went upstairs to use the bathroom. When they came back down their mom was asking me questions about vibrators and their jaw hit the floor.

In our room later they said, “She doesn’t even talk to me about that stuff! She’s so embarrassed about sex topics, I cannot believe she was asking you about that!”

“What can I say,” I shrugged, “I’m a creature devoid of judgement.”

#ramblies #ffs foibles #funny #story #writing #they also note the amount of times I’m approached by strangers for random stuff #most recently was a woman looking for a hair model for beauty school #afterward my beloved was just like what is your life that people randomly come up to you #I’m getting an A+ in humaning

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saetoru · 8 months

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gojo is definitely the boyfriend who you think is fast asleep so you finally stop scratching his back and then as soon as you do his head is popping up to look at you like you got some audacity to stop

#sorry babe #i’ll get back to it #that back be carrying too much weight i can scratch it a bit longer no worries #i was wrong #i’m just a woman #JDKAKSJD JK JK JK #me when i’m a feminist until gojo satoru comes along

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sisaloofafump · 1 year

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