#I’m a woman

[psshaw]

Speaking of evil plants, I gave myself poison ivy this week. And because I had a lot of hubris from the last time I dodged a bad reaction, I was STUPID-neglectful. This morning I found a bump on my eyelid.

I feel like poison ivy is doing things all wrong. Like, how does it help you survival-wise to only cause boils a day or three after the fact? You think you’re that memorable, that we immediately think of you when we wonder who we pissed off? No. We think “my skin is weeping yellow tears, I’ve clearly been cursed by a witch.” Forest hags have been hanged because of you. Poison ivy hates women.

#gasp #I’M a woman

[lonestar-badash]

:22

Jot. That. Down.

(if you aren’t at this point yet, you will be… and I am here for it)

#l-ba #spotify #pop #I’m a woman #a very fucking brave strong woman #jot that down

[mangoposts]

this shit got me wet af

https://www.tumblr.com/strawberrysturniolo/739321306219184128/need-a-sub-chris-asap-giving-you-creative-freedom

Bricked thru my pants rn you could see my hard on from miles away

#🥭 #I’m a woman #chris sturniolo

[corrdunk]

I don’t care what sftv fans say I am not transitioning

#I’m a woman #I’m a she #I’m a her #I don’t mess with that mentality ill shit #/j #Sftv

[toxoplasmewsis]

#oh to be reincarnated as a woman’s odd pet and be treated to living lavishly like this #be normal or I’m adding the banner again

[emotinalsupportturtle]

David Tennant being a lifelong Doctor Who fan who was inspired by the show to act, becoming the Doctor and Ncuti Gatwa who watched David Tennant and was inspired to act, playing the Doctor opposite David’s Doctor is the most beautiful thing

#This is a fanboy moment of immense proportions #Also they are both so silly it’s perfect #Dw spoilers #Doctor who #david tennant #ncuti gatwa #10th doctor #14th doctor #15th doctor #I’m just thinking of “I saw a regeneration scene on tv aged 3 and decided to be an actor” tennant #And ‘I watched David Tennant”s hamlet before drama school and realized that’s what an actor should be and what I should aspire to” ncuti #And that hug is so wholesome #it’s really come full circle #Also we can’t forget Mel for being the no 1 hype woman there

[justascrollingghost]

am no being funny but being a woman is so stupid why does my uterus just decide to yeet itself out of me once a month like can you pull it together please we’ve got shit to do

#before you all start #I know why #I’m a woman #I’m fully aware of the inner workings of my reproductive system #and do not need it explaining to me because I made a joke #periods #being a woman

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

#diana prince #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #dc #dc fanart #dick grayson #nightwing #koriand’r #kori anders #dickkory #starfire #titans #teen titans #jason todd #red hood #robin #my art #artists on tumblr #i hate how this is laid out HEAD IN HANDS!!! #tumblr formatting my worst enemy #i have so many wips for this i was going to throw in lol but they’re a little tew messy #feels illegal i didn’t include clark in this lol i’m defo going to do more so lmk if any1 has specific requests 👍

[kewpiekills]

marcille visiting the chuck family and their very much not elf-sized furniture (idea from @maria-ruta <3)

#kewpie's art #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #chilchuck #meijack #flertom #meijack lesbian moment #a beautiful woman???? a beautiful BLONDE woman????? in MY house???? #<- i’m betting she has a thing for blondes too #nobody let that blond butch elf near her

[saetoru]

gojo is definitely the boyfriend who you think is fast asleep so you finally stop scratching his back and then as soon as you do his head is popping up to look at you like you got some audacity to stop

#sorry babe #i’ll get back to it #that back be carrying too much weight i can scratch it a bit longer no worries #i was wrong #i’m just a woman #JDKAKSJD JK JK JK #me when i’m a feminist until gojo satoru comes along

[sisaloofafump]

The moment he takes off the cowl he’s a normal guy, but until then…

#this has been in my head for AGES #he’s just the size needed for any given scenario #batman #batblob #bruce wayne #batfam #I’m not tagging all of them #the flash #Wonder Woman #superman #Clark Kent #superbat #wonderbat #and offscreen is Selina Kyle :) #my art #dc comics

[nortism]

#i’m never shutting the fuck up about them #rose tyler the woman you are #ninth doctor #rose tyler #captain jack harkness #jack harkness #ninerose #timepetals #ninejackrose #ninerosejack #captaintimepetals #the doctor x jack harkness #the doctor x rose #jack harkness x rose #doctor who #the doctor #easily the hardest part of shipping a poly ship is tagging all the fucking ship variations #new who #mine

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[e-vay]

Amy Rose and Tifa Lockhart are my favorite video game women of all time. I’d LOVE to see them interact, I think they’d be fast friends!

Happy International Women’s Day!

#my art #amy rose #tifa Lockhart #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy #final fantasy 7 #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic trash #I’m madly in love with them both #love a strong woman #my queens #crossover #outfit swap

[routeriver]

oh, goddess of Mine

#i’m supposed to study instead i draw block woman amen #jrrart #q!barb #q!barbmine

[maishiia]

Underrated sapphic media? Fried Green Tomatoes is first on my list

#fried green tomatoes #fried green tomatoes at the whistle stop cafe #idgie threadgoode #sapphic #lgbt romance #wlw #fanart #digital art #my art #art #Idgie Threadgoode is the woman of my dreams #I’m not at all kidding #may be one of the hottest women I’ve seen in my entire life #if only she wasn’t a fictional character #and also soulmates with ruth