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How the fuck do people cope after major surgery because I’m on day 2 of minor wrist surgery and can categorically say that I’m not having a good time

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Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) dir. Glenn Ficarra & John Requa

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25/4/24

#literally everyone in Manny would rather burn than leave the MEN

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If you’re wondering what I did today I told the consultant that his operating theatre “wasn’t exactly cosy” and called the anaesthesiologist a “nasty nasty man” when he adjusted the cannula directly as he knocked me out for surgery😭😂

#I’m really squeamish #so I was on a need to know basis #and everyone was aware #so they didn’t tell me shit #and to be fair to me #nasty nasty man is very tame #I’m northern English #so nasty cunt is usually the phrasing #the nhs #surgery

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#oh to be leading my army of farm animals in a gentle jog

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Mor: why’s Cass crying in the bath with a bottle of wine?

Az: he forgot half the family are mated with children

Mor: oh for cauldron’s sake what did they do this time?!

Az: him and Nyx thought it would be funny to stage a kidnapping.. in the middle of the night..

Mor: and Rhys beat the shit out of him?

Az: not quite..

Rhys: Feyre beat the shit out of him whilst still wearing her sleeping mask over her eyes

Feyre: AND I’D DO IT AGAIN THE FUCKING IDIOT

#acotar #acotar incorrect quotes #feyre archeron #morrigan #azriel #cassian #feysand

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My Nanna: ill come see you after surgery

Me: Okies! I’ll text you next week when I’m less of a mess and not off my face on the meds they gave me

My Nanna: next week? I’m coming tomorrow. Love you x

#nobody stops Kath😂 #especially when it comes to the girl that still holds the trophy of favourite grandchild #and no I’m not being big headed #I’m literally the favourite😂 #idk how because I’m so busy I disappear for months #but family events tend to be ‘we missed you so much you’re our favourite’ #😂😂😂😂

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Directly after surgery: this is chill idk why people complain!

2 hours later: I’m in the depths of hell I think I’m dying

#minor surgery lol #that was my day

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What I would give to read Feysand pregnancy through their eyes, and not as a plot device to "make everything better" between the sisters.

I wanna see them doing cute couple shit like going shopping for the baby, buying maternity dresses, eating whatever Feyre is craving.

I wanna read Rhysand wait his mate hand and foot, be there for her while she's going through morning sickness, and just generally take care of her.

#it’s still wild to me that we got to their happy ending #and Sarah was like ‘anyway here’s Nesta who hates Rhys so he’s now a dickhead’ #like???? #and everyone is obsessed with ACOSF and I don’t get it #it just annoyed me😂 #maybe cause I still don’t like Nesta #idk #ACOSF ain’t for me #i said what i said

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

#I say this to my clients alll the time #why are there steps? #why are there rules for showering #do it your way #if a massive exhaustive step is standing then sit down? #if the water over your head is too stimulating aim it away from you and use the water when needed #there are no rules to showering #literal zero #so shower in the way that works for you #‘but Loni I can’t sit in the shower!’ #why not? do you shower with an audience judging your showering abilities? #no? then you can do what you want

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It blows my mind that The Watcher thinks people want these high-tech jazzy videos because the reality is I would watch Ryan and Shane yell at each other across a dark room on iphone cameras..

#people aren’t watching for the production value they’re watching because it’s 2 pals having a laugh #your lives will become so much easier once you figure it out lads #the watcher #ryan and shane #the ghoul boys

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Artist : leilov.illustrations

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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

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Medically recognized, but not formally diagnosed: a psychologist or other professional recognizes your autism, but you don't have a formal diagnosis

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#reminder that attachment and trauma can also present similarily to ASC #especially in kids #it’s why neuro won’t assess if there’s trauma present #it’s not because they don’t want to diagnose you #(which yes I’ve heard parents argue that) #it’s because they know there’s a good chance they’ll be incorrectly diagnosing you

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Them: Aelin is raising an army

Aelin internally: fucking hell am I?! When did I start doing that?!

#aelin galythinius #throne of glass

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Me: I’m not taking my sleeping meds tonight I’ve been smashing it sleeping

Me 5 hours later at 2am: POP IT LOCK IT POLKA DOT IT COUNTRIFY AND HIP HOP IT

#this was a bad idea #and now it’s too late to take them #fgs #sleeping #zopiclone uk

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Feysand, Nyx and Tarquin

Look at the details in Feyre's postpartum body, I like it 🥹

Artist : Fissart