Starfire presses her lips against Red Hood's to share vital informations with him as quickly as possible. Calmly Jason says
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU USED TO KISS MY FUCKING BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH ! EWWWW ! EWWWW !"
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i present mother dick grayson
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Danny never thought he would enjoy the sidekick/mentee lifestyle but Kori was really cool. She was a adult but she still listened to him and made intelligent, competent and compassionate choices that were genuinely in his best interest. Danny hadn't known adults like that existed.
Starfire was kinda wierd for a ghost though. Phantom couldn't seem to pin down what her obsession was but he guessed that was fine so long as "The Princess of Tamaran" didn't hurt anyone. Plus, not only was she a ghost, she was an alien ghost! Like from a whole other planet and everything!
Aka Starfire gets booted from the DC universe and wanders in to Dannys via Vlads ghost portal. Vlad attacks her and Starfire beats him up, destroying a lot of his visibly unethical stuff, ect. Danny has been her fan ever since.
She did clarify that she was an alien but Danny assumes she's an alien ghost due to her coming from the ghost zone and having some ghost like powers.
Misunderstandings ensue
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Winners of the “Most Likely to Live Happily Ever After” superlative
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The Family, all of the DC-comic-universe deserves!😤💗
(so beloved that bruce checks in on them now and then, without their knowing 😅)
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i miss them so much it's not funny anymore
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Dick: “Everyone meet my baby brother.”
Jason [literally a 6’0” tall absolute monster of a man who has guns strapped to his thighs, standing in front of several unconscious men]: *waves*
Kori: “baby?”
Roy “I’m already in love” Harper: “baby”
Based on this tweet:
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Jessica: something lgbt just happened to me
Based on this
(From Justice League Odyssey!)
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