#Heroes vs Villains Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day Special: Let Them Fight

GN!Reader x Malleus Draconia vs. Azul Ashengrotto vs. Vil Schoenheit Word Count: 5.3k

Summary: Who knew that in a world of magic, and mayhem, and outright villainy, that it'd be something as stupid as Valentine's Day that would push these idiots over the edge. Or, Malleus, Azul, and Vil go to war over some chocolates

A/N: This MC/Plot takes place in the Heroes vs Villains universe -- specifically Post-Staff's route, rather than any of our other lovely idiot husbands.

There was always some sort of strange overlap of customs from your world to this one. Halloween seemed to have survived more or less intact (even if it was a bit more, uh, extreme than the subtle evening of giving out treats and dressing as ghosts that you remembered). Winter Holidays were still very much a Thing, even if all other connotations had been stripped from them. Moreover, it was like someone had taken your familiar Earthen calendar and just sort of… mirrored it. Distorted it a bit. Just a lil’ bit more chaos than would have been socially acceptable back home.

So when you made a sly little joke about stocking up on discount chocolates after the Valentine’s Day rush and no one laughed—not even a little chortle, or an irritable eyeroll—you initially thought it was maybe to do with the irrationality of Sam’s Shop ever having a sale to begin with. You had not assumed that, you know, there was no Valentine’s Day at all.

“It’s an important holiday, then? Where you’re from?” Azul mused, busy scribbling endless, chicken scratch, notes in the margins of some form that was probably very important.

“I mean, not really,” you frowned, tossing your Mostro-Branded apron onto its hook. “Maybe. Yes? I don’t really know, actually.”

He hummed and moved to push his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. “Well, whatever it is, I’m always looking for new events to host at the Lounge. What exactly is it?”

“It’s a sort of special day for couples. Romance. Lovey-dovey nonsense,” you shrugged, and watched Azul’s finger slip off the slick metal frame of his glasses and nearly take his eye out. You waved off his obvious disgust with a dramatic sigh (I mean, why else would he be so stiff and red?). “Yeah, yeah. I know. It’s ridiculous.”

“I—I never said that!” he spluttered, and then paused to cough into his fist and clear his throat. “It just—I just wasn’t expecting something like that to…”

“Exist?”

He grinned, wry. His cheeks were still a bit too pink. “Precisely.”

“You would have loved my world,” you said. “Very capitalistic. Lots of cash-grab holidays like that.”

Azul laughed.

“I’m sure I would be fond of any place you came from.” He paused, and his expression puckered up a bit miserably—like he really hadn’t intended to express such a sentiment aloud. But he managed to smooth the sharp line of his frown back into that usual, smarmy, smirk of his easily enough. “But either way! Tell me more!” he grinned, reaching forward to grab a stack of blank paper and a fresh pen. “I’d love to hear all about it.”

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The next day you were supposed to help the Drama Club start building some stage scenery for their newest play. It was proper grunt work, which was perhaps the only sort of work you were actually qualified for. And Vil always made sure that there were plenty of disgustingly healthy but still quite tasty snacks available for the help to munch on. The food spread alone would have been worth the trip, but on top of that, Vil had made you promise. Practically a blood oath, binding you and your meager free time to the shitty supply closet in the corner of the Auditorium. And as sour as he could be sometimes, you really could never say no to him when he always looked so heart meltingly fond whenever you did agree to while away the hours at his side. That lovely face and even lovelier smile of his were fucking lethal. A war crime, surely, to use it against someone as plain and susceptible to bribery as you were.

But today you were now an idiot on a mission—an idiot determined to spread the joy of a trashy holiday that really probably shouldn’t exist in the first place, let alone in a world where people worshipped storybook villains as veritable deities. And you’d already bought all the molds, and the trays, and you really didn’t have a lot of spare pocket money to begin with, so letting this investment go to waste would not only be a shame, but a terrible business investment.

“What do you mean you’re not coming,” Vil sneered, glaring down his perfectly straight nose at you.

“I really am sorry,” you said, mostly genuine. “But I have something I need to do this afternoon.”

“You’ve made other plans?” he frowned, something a little too unsettled to fit with his usual regality twisting across his expression.

“I have to get ready for Valentine’s Day,” you explained, and his brow tugged down further. Though that earlier twinge of panic seemed to have vanished at least. You pointedly shook your grocery bag full of goodies. “I’m going to make chocolates for everyone.”

“Chocolates?” Vil echoed, confused.

You nodded. “It’s a tradition back home. You give stuff like candy and flowers to the people you care about. Normally it’s a holiday for couples, or whatever. But. Well…”

The ‘I Am Fully Aware That I’m Single as a Pringle, Please Just Let Me Have This One Thing’ was left unsaid, but it hung in the air around your head like a very persistent storm cloud nonetheless. Vil, magnanimously, seemed perfectly happy to ignore the Woe Is Me implications spewing from your mouth. Instead, he leaned forward until he was dipping precariously close into your personal space. His amethyst eyes had lit with blatant interest at your ramblings, and he hummed low in his throat.

“Is that so?” he mused, gaze lidded and warm. “That sounds… intriguing.”

You nodded past the heady scent of his cologne fogging your head. What was it with attractive people, huh? It was so unfair. You don’t get to look and smell good. Pick a lane. Save some dignity for the rest of us.

“So, I promise I’ll help another day. I just have a feeling making chocolates is going to wind up being a lot harder than I think it will.”

Because that’s how it always went in your stupid slice-of-life shows. The poor, harried, protagonist thinking they’re doing a good deed—painstakingly constructing their own, special, homemade goodies for all their important people. Making them with love. And then having it all blow up in their face like a goddamn, cocoa flavored, nuke. Nope. Not you, motherfucker. Your chocolates were going to be divine. You were going to take every, tropey, precaution in the book. And that of course included allotting yourself ample time to make mistakes your masterpiece.

“Of course,” Vil grinned. “How could I possibly begrudge you for wanting to spend your time on something so heartfelt?”

“Thank you,” you blurted, relived. Because at least he got it. Azul had been so ridiculously insistent that you should prepare all your Valentine’s Day wishes as a team. Which was not the point. He’d spent hours last night trying to wheedle his way into your plans—with endless platitudes about ‘business partners always being there for each other,’ and ‘how would he know if he was celebrating to your standards if he wasn’t given a model to work off of first?’ Utter bullshit. He’d probably just wanted free labor.

“Tomorrow, then?” Vil beamed and you nodded.

“Tomorrow,” you confirmed.

“Well, then,” he hummed. “I better get to work as well. I suppose the scenery can wait.”

You nodded in farewell and began the trek back to Ramshackle and its marginally functional kitchens. You hadn’t realized Vil was taking on any new projects, but if it was enough to have him putting off the Club’s activities as well then it must have been pretty important. Maybe he’d get you tickets to it whenever he finished—whatever it was. If there were tickets? How did any of the things he did actually work? Hell if you knew.

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Making chocolates was, in fact, a laughably easy endeavor. And you found yourself cursing every goddamn Shoujo Bullshit Manga under the sun for leading you to think otherwise. The hardest part of the entire thing was fighting off Grim and his wandering paws.

You made up some basic truffles which were, again, stupidly simple. Just some messily chopped chocolate, cream, and a little splash of vanilla to make it Special. Once those were shaped into messy blobs, you dipped them into some more melted chocolate and bam. That was it. That was literally it. You felt like a genius—sitting there mushing up balls of cocoa like high-end playdough.

By 6PM, you had all your little darlings tucked into the refrigerator to harden, all the gauzy, red, boxes lined up on your counter and ready to be filled, and Grim had been placated with an offering of all your dirty mixing bowls. The tiny, demonic, beast was passed out at the dingy kitchen table—one of said bowls wedged onto his head like an astronaut’s helmet. Hopefully it was just a food coma and not, like, an actual coma-coma. Real cats couldn’t eat chocolate, but Grim never really seemed real at all. So hopefully he’d be fine.

You wiped down your cooking space once, twice. Paced up and down the narrow hallway until you were wearing away the already threadbare rugs, and spent way too long just standing in front of the fridge—staring in on your chocolates like a psychotic kidnapper scoping out their next victims.

Eventually you realized that you maybe needed to do something with your evening that wasn’t just creeping on your confections, and set out into the frosty, night, air for a stroll.

Which is, of course, where you ran into your familiar, horned, friend—staring up into the starry sky in a wistful manner that darkened his pale complexion into something nearly ominous. He always looked a bit like that, like something unearthly and detached from the rest of the world.

“Tsunotarou!” you chirped happily, and that adrift-at-sea expression of his melted right off his face.

“Child of Man,” he greeted, inclining his head politely. “I wasn’t expecting to see you this evening.” His brow furrowed, almost confused. “Is it not too cold for you?”

Your breath was, in fact, fogging in front of your face. And you couldn’t really feel your toes anymore. But the electric anticipation of tomorrow was keeping you warm enough. Even if only in spirit.

“I’m fine, I’m fine,” you waved him off. And then, because you couldn’t help yourself, you leaned forward on your tippytoes and blurted out, “Happy Almost Valentine’s Day!”

“Valentine’s Day?” Malleus repeated back at you, looking like you’d just handed him an unsolvable differential equation.

“It’s a holiday from back home,” you explained for the umpteenth time that day. “And normally I’m not too fussed about it, but this year I’m really excited to give everyone their chocolates!” You grinned. “And you too, of course. I have to make sure I give them to all my important people.”

The furrow between his brows vanished, but the blatant, gaping, confusion remained. He looked like you’d nearly startled him into an early grave.

“I am one of your most important people?” he asked, slow as a tortoise making its way up an incline.

You nodded cheerfully, still bellied by your earlier culinary successes and excellent mood. “Of course you are! We’re friends, aren’t we? And besides. Valentine’s Day is for showing people how much you care about them.”

“What an interesting concept,” he mused, bringing a finger up to tap at his chin. “To think your world had such a heartfelt tradition—it’s quite a lovely surprise.”

You laughed. “If you think the chocolates are special, you should see what some couples do for each other. Rooms full of flowers, fancy date nights—I’m just managing the bare minimum.”

“Couples?” he echoed, and you felt the first teeny, hot, thread of chagrin work its way past your enthusiasm.

“Well, normally Valentine’s Day focuses on, like, romantic things,” you said, averting your gaze just in time to miss the tension lance through his shoulders. “But it can be for all sorts of affection!” you hastily added.

“Is that so…” the Prince hummed. He lifted his pensive gaze once more and stared you down with that weighted intensity that you’d only just recently learned how not to buckle beneath. “And you wish to celebrate this day. With me?”

“…you don’t mind, do you?” you asked, hesitant.

“Of course not, Child of Man,” he beamed, his lips curling up into a smile that put all his too-sharp teeth on display. “But you’ll have to excuse me now, I’m afraid. It seems I have some preparations to undertake this evening.”

“Oh,” you blinked. “Alright. I’ll see you tomorrow, then.”

“Yes,” Malleus said. “You will.”

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It was officially Valentine’s Day, and you were ready to begin your mission of forcing your sweets onto every, single, one of your reluctant friends. Let them be pissy and tsundere. You weren’t afraid to weep and proclaim your undying, shounen-talk-no-jutsu, levels of friendship. Okay. Maybe you were a little. But these grouchy bastards had very easily become your grouchy bastards, and so help you God, they would suffer under your affection and they would like it.

There were plenty of small boxes—all nice, neat, corners with little bows perched on top. But you had also prepared a singular, larger, tray. It was cleaner cut than the rest, with bold, contrasting, colors and a simple elegance. You stared it down with a strange sort of disquiet brewing in your gut. Maybe you were being presumptuous. Goodness knows you’d more than dealt with the searing, emotionally destructive, consequences of that before. But all the same…

You squared your shoulders and spent a moment convincing yourself that your spine was quite sturdy—a proper, titanium, support system—and then popped the Big Box into the bag with the others.

Your first stop was Heartslabyul, and you burst through the ornate, crimson, doors like a manic home invader.

“I come bearing gifts,” you proclaimed, merrily doling out the boxes to your favorite idiot duo. You set three more aside, with little labels for Riddle, Trey, and Cater respectively. Normally you wouldn’t trust a dorm full of teenage boys not to devour any scrap of unattended food in sight, but Riddle had long since struck the fear of God into these poor lads. So you figured it’d be safe.

Deuce’s face lit up and he accepted the chocolate with near starry-eyed enthusiasm.

“Are these your holiday presents? Like the Santa Claus?” he asked, looking very much like a bouncy golden retriever preparing itself for congratulatory head pats.

You leaned forward with an indulgent huff to give him his pats. “No. But close enough.”

You pawned off three boxes on Ruggie when he tried to duck past you in the hallway—one for him, one for Leona, and one extra as payment for making him do your dirty work of playing delivery boy to Mister Grump in the first place. You slipped Jack his on the way into Trein’s morning lecture, and managed to press a box into Jamil’s hands before he slunk off to the library. Kalim cheered so loudly when you handed him one that your ears started to ring.

And then trouble arrived in the form of two, slippery, eels draping themselves across your shoulders. Normally the destructive duo seemed to act on their own prerogative, but on this fortuitous morning their Lord and Master was surprisingly not too far behind.

“Shrimpy!~” Floyd trilled, dragging you into a one-armed hug that was really more of a slightly-less-aggressive headlock than anything else. “Azul says you came up with this stupid holiday! And he made us work all day yesterdayto put together stuff for the Lounge! It’s not fair!”

Your legs shook under the weight of the new tumor that had made its home on your back.

“Now, Floyd,” Jade chirped. All finely manicured cruelty. “If you’re to blame anyone for going overboard with this entire situation, you ought to lay the fault on our fearless leader.” His bi-colored eyes flashed, amused. “Isn’t that right, Azul?”

Said ‘fearless leader’ looked like he was sucking on a lemon. He glared bitterly at his subordinate, seeming to share an entire, silent, argument with him, before turning back on you with a heavy sigh and the barest hint of angry flush in his cheeks.

“Prefect,” he grinned past his obvious discomfort, all sparkling, white, teeth. “I have to thank you for sharing so much information about this ‘Valentine’s Day’ of yours. It’s such a unique event, and it seems like our preparations at the Lounge are already being received incredibly well.”

“That’s good,” you nodded, trying and failing to shrug the Leech off your shoulders. “I’m glad I could help.”

Azul hummed under his breath, his eyes darting away for a moment. His glasses reflected the muted light of the hall in an odd way—making it difficult to read his expression. He cleared his throat and when he looked back up at you, the tips of his ears had gone pink.

“You’re more than welcome to come by, of course,” he beamed, suave as could be.

“I mean,” you blinked. “I would hope so. I work there.”

Floyd let out a bark of laughter and Jade snickered into his glove. The pleasant pink tinting Azul’s skin was heating to a near sunburned red. He looked down and coughed into his fist.

“Yes…” he mumbled. “I—I’m aware. But what I meant is… What I meant—” He frowned. It was a tight, pouty, little thing that scrunched up his entire face. That mottled red had spread to the bridge of his nose.

“I do believe what Azul is trying to say,” Jade stepped in, clearly taking some sort of pity on his tongue-tied friend. Or perhaps pity was the wrong word for it, seeing how smug he looked, “is that he would like to invite you to the event personally. As an honored guest, not an employee.”

“Oh,” you blinked, startled. Then hesitated, cautious on instinct. There was always some sort of catch to the Octomer’s kindness. “I don’t know if I could afford whatever fancy thing you’ve thrown together.”

“You wouldn’t be paying for it,” Azul assured you, some of that sickly flush having finally started to recede from his cheeks. You hoped he was feeling alright. “You’ve contributed more than enough for the day. It would be on the house.”

Jade loudly cleared his throat and Azul huffed, eyes sliding away yet again.

“I would be paying,” he finally mumbled. And then, even quieter, “As I believe is the custom.”

Just as you were about to thank him for his startling bought of generosity (and also ask after his health, because between the weird, pink, tinge to his skin and the aforementioned generosity, clearly somethingwas out of sorts with him), you noticed a sneaky hand working its way into your bag of goodies, and you immediately were on the defensive.

“Hey!” you snapped, spinning out of Floyd’s stranglehold. “You only get one!”

“Then I want the really big one!” he demanded, making grabby motions at it.

“No!” you squeaked, and clutched it protectively to your chest. The trio looked at you with varying degrees of surprise and you cleared your throat awkwardly. “This one—This one is special.”

“Oh?” Jade cooed, eyes flickering back towards Azul, who seemed determined to look absolutely anywhere else. “Is it now?”

“Awww,” Floyd whined. “That’s no fair! Who’s it for, anyways?!”

You gripped the box tighter and now it was your turn to stiffly avert your eyes down to the ugly carpet. “It’s not—I’m not—” you cleared your throat and forced the jitter from your voice. “I’m not ready to give it to him yet.”

The silence that followed was absolutely the worst thing you’d experienced in a long, long, time. Overblots and all. You could practically hear your blood pounding in your ears. You were just about to turn and beat a hasty retreat when a familiar, snappish, voice called your name from the other side of the corridor.

“There you are, potato,” Vil huffed, coming to stand at your side and bodily inserting himself between you and your tormentors. He met Azul’s petulant sneer with a frankly terrifying one of his own. “What are you doing here? I thought we agreed you’d be eating lunch with me today.”

You remembered no such thing, but if it got you out of this verbal minefield of a conversation, you were more than willing to take the claim at face value.

“Apologies,” Azul cut in with all his usual, mafioso, flair. “But the Prefect will be taking their afternoon meal at the Mostro Lounge today.”

“Is that so?” Vil hummed, sounding positively venomous.

“Unless you think you can make an offer good enough to sway them otherwise,” Azul chirped, equally as unpleasant.

Vil laughed—cold and sharp as crystal. It was the most elegant display of blatant irritation you’d ever seen.

“Of course you’d only consider this entire situation on a transactional basis,” he drawled, entirely unimpressed. Azul flinched and his expression screwed up into something near petulant. “I would expect no less. Are you planning to lock them into a contact too, hmm? Sign away everything in formal, sterile, terms?” Vil crossed his arms, and you were reminded sharply once more how very, very lucky you were to not be on his bad side (even if you hadn’t realized before all this that Azul apparently was on said bad side. You had no idea they disliked each other so terribly). “I really hadn’t expected you to have a single, romantic, bone in your body, and yet somehow I’m still disappointed to be proved so entirely correct.”

Azul looked ready to explode, and even though Jade and Floyd and melted back into the shadows at the start of this entire encounter, the pair of them were starting to look a bit murderous too—like sharks lazily circling the dark, ocean, depths.  

“Don’t you think you deserve better?” Vil asserted, turning back to face you with a soft cant of the head. You blinked back in shock.

“Uh,” you gaped, absolutely fucking lost.

And then, like a beacon of unrivaled, black-drenched, hope, you spotted Malleus making his way down the hallway. He was flanked by his trio of housemates-cum-pseudo-bodyguards. Normally you tried to leave him alone when his rabid, green-haired, guard dog was yipping at his heels, and on top of that, the idea of using your classmates’ ingrained fear of the Fae Prince to your own advantage upset your rather staunch sensibilities. But this was an emergency.

“Tsunotarou!” you called, and it absolutely sounded like the cry for help it was.

He perked up immediately and you watched him nearly crash to a standstill. And then his sharp, neon, gaze locked on the dueling Housewardens circling you like a pair of snapping wolves, and his merry expression shuttered into something positively glacial. Which was—Fuck. I mean. Come on. What the fuck was going on today—

“Child of Man,” he droned, crossing the short distance with all the grace of the near-mythical, arcane, master that he was. His posture was more collected and regal than you’d ever seen it, and he loomed all the taller for it.

Azul and Vil had gone tense at your side, one certainly more so than other. The Octomer looked incredibly unsettled at Malleus’s sudden arrival, but Vil just looked angrier. It was the sort of unpleasantness that bloomed whenever someone challenged him or his competencies over and over—inevitably pushing the normally composed beauty into an indignant rage.

“Happy Day of Valentine’s,” Malleus continued, slotting himself firmly into the veritable territory dispute going down. “Are you quite alright?”

No, you wanted to wail. No! I’m so confused! I have no idea what’s going on! I just wanted to give my friends chocolates!

But you never managed to get those words or any others past your lips, because Sebek Zigvolt shot to his master’s side with all the speed of the lightning for which he was so named, and immediately began to scream.

“HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE YOUNG MASTER’S AFTERNOON ROUTINE!” he shrieked at the top of his very impressive lungs.

You weren’t sure if he was howling at you (very likely) or just anyone who wasn’t Malleus, but Jade took the opportunity to slink forward from the shadows with a sharp tut-tut.

“Perhaps none of you deserve the Prefect’s special attentions,” he piped in, sounding very much like someone intentionally throwing a cannister of gasoline onto an already roaring fire. “Or any chocolates at all—let alone the ones set aside for someone special.”

At this, silence once more rang through the corridor and you wanted to throttle that stupid eel.

“There is a special box?” Malleus asked first, brow shooting up as his expression tugged with… something.

“I—I mean, I made all of yours special!” you defended, holding the wrapped treasure tightly to your chest. “But… I guess. Yes. There’s one that’s a little bigger than the others.”

At this, all three Housewardens exchanged pointed looks.

Jade smiled serenely once more, and then continued his absolute massacre upon your person.

“Yes, indeed,” he nodded. “And our dearest Prefect only just mentioned that—hmm. How did you word it? Ah. That’s right. ‘I’m not ready to give it to him yet.’”

The trio tensed. All looking absolutely ready to pounce. At—at what, you had no idea.

“Perhaps,” the wretch mused, “it would be best for you all to temper your rage until the victor is decided, hmm?” He paused to tap at his chin for a moment, and then his lips split into a mean, jagged, grin. “Afterwards? Well, I suppose that whole cheery sentiment about ‘love and war’ still holds true.”

You gulped, feeling startlingly like Jade had just tried to serve you up on a silver platter.

But when neither Azul, Vil, or Malleus made any further moves to murder each other… well. As sacrificial as it all felt, at least it must have worked.

The rest of the day passed in a tense sort of fugue. You certainly hadn’t expected your attempts at bringing some holiday cheer to Night Raven to go so… Uh…

But either way, you managed to survive through the rest of the afternoon, and before you knew it, all that remained of all your tireless efforts and good will was the Special Box. The big one. The one that you’d put together with extra care and hopes for better things. You glared down at it for a moment, feeling sweat starting to bead over your palms. But you couldn’t chicken out now. Not after you’d come so far! Everyone was acting so strange, and it was all so weird. And as much as that unfamiliarity had your teeth on edge and your hackles raised, you didn’t want to regret not giving out the last of your well-made sweets.

Well, here goes nothing, you frowned. You took a deep breath, willed yourself to be brave, and smiled your biggest smile.

“Here,” you beamed, more than a little shy and still a bit horrified by whatever pissing match had been going down earlier in the day, and finally offered the grandest of your chocolate boxes to the man standing opposite you.

Divus Crewel accepted your offering daintily, plucking at the crisp, sharp, wrapping with his crimson gloves. He arched one of his thin brows at you and you fought the nervous heat rising in your cheeks.

“Happy Valentine’s Day,” you blurted. “I know it’s not a thing here, but I thought it’d be nice.”

The second eyebrow joined the first—practically jumping all the way up into his fringe.

“I appreciate the gesture. Though from what I understand of all the garish advertising I’ve seen for Mostro Lounge’s new event, I assumed this was a holiday for romantic overtures,” he intoned, wry.

You spluttered and waved your hands furiously. “I mean! Normally! Yes! But also…” You trailed off, fighting the urge to fidget. “If you don’t have a—a, well, someone, then Valentine’s is just a nice excuse to give something to people you care about.” You averted your gaze and lost the battle to twist your fingers into your jacket sleeves. “My family used to give me chocolates every year. So. I thought I could… Well…” you trailed off on a grumble, embarrassed.

Crewel sighed and popped the lid off the box. He plucked two truffles from their casing—keeping one for himself and handing you the other.

“Well, then. A very happy Valentine’s to you, Prefect,” he droned and popped the chocolate into his mouth with a thoughtful hum.

You lit up like a Christmas tree and happily gobbled up your own treat. So distracted were you by the one-two-punch combo of the delicious sugar and even sweeter taste of your Professor’s approval that you almost entirely missed the pointed glare he shot over your shoulder.

“I appreciate your regard,” he said, loud. Sharp. And like he wasn’t talking to you at all. “And while I’m certain that if you do pick a ‘someone’ for yourself to celebrate with in the following years, they’ll have to work very hard to be worthy of such a gift, hmm?” His lip curled unpleasantly, in direct contrast to the indulgent warmth that had been tugging at his expression only a moment before. “I could hardly allow you to waste such a thoughtful gesture on someone unworthy.”

The Octavinelle Housewarden had the decency to look at least a little panicked—his face going pale and gaunt from where he was shrinking into his high collar. There was a frantic look about him, like he was trying to weigh the cost-benefit ratio of going up against his professor in his head, and realizing that he was stupidly, willfully, walking right into a lose-lose situation. And that, sadly—miserably—he was going to keep doing just that. The other two, however, looked entirely undeterred. Schoenheit curled his lip right back at him, more than ready to duke it out here and now, and Crewel fought the urge to remind the blonde that he was the adult in this situation, thank you very much. The adult who could very well revoke the Warden’s access to his Alchemy Labs as it suited him. The very alchemy labs that he knew Vil had been using to concoct all kinds of new, personalized, gifts for you. Draconia simply looked on with that unnervingly ancient, green, leer of his. Like he was staring down a particularly fascinating game. The Fae Prince was the most unsettling of the trio, if only because that while Crewel was more than confident enough in his abilities to subdue his other wayward students, fighting off an Immortal, All Powerful, Dragon was going to require at least a little bit of prep work.

Divus Crewel sighed, and it rattled all the way out from the marrow of his bones.

“Come, then,” he rumbled, directing you to follow him back into his office. “It’s not chocolates, but I probably have some of those ridiculous cookies of yours lying around somewhere.” Which he did. Boxes upon boxes of them. Tucked away special for whenever you came to visit. Not that he’d ever willingly admit that, even under the pain of death.

Your eyes went wide and warm as you positively beamed.

It was rotten work, certainly. He shot one, last, warning glare down the hall at the trio of infatuated interlopers as he firmly shut his office door behind you and your absolute oblivious idiocy. He’d do it. Of course he would. But, Christ alive. He was going to need a stronger drink.

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Fluffy / Reassuring Sentences for Your Needs Prompts

Formidable Fluff Starters Pt. 2: Needy Edition

Friends or More? Sentence Starter Prompts

From the Hero Sentence Starter Prompts

From the Villain Sentence Starter Prompts

Have a Hug Nonverbal Starter Prompts

Have a Hug Verbal Starter Prompts

Hugs Sentence Starter Prompts

I Love You Dialogue Response Prompts

I'm Fine, Just Go On Without Me Prompts

I'm in the Mood, Babe Prompts

Ideas for a Date Prompt List

Ill & Injured Sentences Vol. 1

Ill & Injured Sentences Vol. 2

Ill & Injured Sentences Vol . 3

Is This Really Meant to Be? (Enemies to Lovers Arranged Marriage) Prompts

It's Fate, Right? (Arranged Marriage) Prompts

Injury / Hurt Prompts

It's Christmas Time Prompts

Just Some Fluff Starter Prompts

Kinda Spicy Prompts

Kiss Me Prompts

Kiss Roulette Prompts

Late Night Prompts

Laughter Prompts

Love Confession Prompts

Morning vs. Night Starter Prompts

Nearly a Kiss Prompts

Nightmares Prompts

Non-Sexual Forms of Intimacy Prompts

NSFW Emoji Scenarios Prompts

Oblivious Idiots in Love Prompts

Physical One-Liner Prompts, Part III

Physical Touch Prompts

Post-Breakup AU Prompts

Prompts for Asking Favors

Prompts for the Big Misunderstanding

Prompts for Carrying / Being Carried

Prompts for Curious Hypotheticals

Prompts for Emotionally Stunted Idiots

Prompts for People Who Refuse to Let Anyone Care About Them

Prompts for Playful Affection

Prompts for the Grumpy vs Sunshine Tropes

Prompts for Workaholic Characters Who Push Themselves Too Hard

Quality Time Prompts

Quiet Moments of Affection Prompts

Random Dialogue Sentence Starter Prompts, Part 1

Reasons for There to be Only One Bed Prompts

Receiving Gifts Prompts

Scenarios for Those Stuck in the Hospital Prompts

Send a Number to Touch Prompts

Set the Scene Prompts

Shared Desires Prompts

Shippy Autumn Prompts

Simple Acts of Love Between Lovers Prompts

Simple Acts of Love Between Lovers Pt. 2 Prompts

Smut & NSFW Prompts

Smut Dialogue Prompts

Smutty Starter Prompts

Soft & Sassy Starter Prompts

Soft Fluff Prompts

Soft, Fluffy Prompts

Soft Touch Prompts

Soft Starter Prompts

Some Valentine's Edition Intimacy Prompts

Spicy Enemies to Lovers Prompts

Spring Vibes Prompts

Subtle Love Prompts

The Last Time I Saw You, You Hurt Me Prompts

Tis the Season for Christmas AU Prompts

Together Prompts

Undercover Prompts

Valentine's Day Prompts

Ways to Kiss Prompts

Ways to React to an Injury Prompts

We Constantly Flirt Every Time We Meet But It's Never Gone Anywhere Prompts

We Could Be Together, Forever Prompts

What Are You Hiding From Me? Prompts

Words of Affirmation Prompts

You Were Asleep / Unconcious / Comatose Prompts

#masterlist #prompts #writing #writing prompts

[comshipbracket]

Antis DNI

Comship Bracket 2 Round 1!

Round 1 is split up into 6 Segments, which are split into 3 smaller polls within them! These will be posted when I am able, with a 6-day voting time limit. Look out for your ships! Propaganda is both welcome AND encouraged, whether through the form of essays, art, fanfiction recommendations, or otherwise, All propaganda will be reblogged.

Round 1 Segment 1

Poll 1: Winterkov (The Winter King x Simon Petrikov), Fionna and Cake VS Beluz (Emperor Belos x Luz Noceda), The Owl House

Poll 2: ZorcRyou (Ryou Bakura x Zorc Necrophades), Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters VS Jodihan (Jodio Joestar x Rohan Kishibe), Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

Poll 3: Lammis x Boxxo, Reborn as a Vending Machine I Now Wander The Dungeon VS Coffincest (Ashley Graves x Andrew Graves), The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

Round 1 Segment 2

Poll 1: Blossom Utonium x Father, Cartoon Network: Fusionfall VS Paperhat (Dr. Flug x Black Hat), Villainous

Poll 2: Reimob (Reigen Arataka x Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama), Mob Psycho 100 VS Ganonzelink (Ganondorf x Princess Zelda x Link), the Legend of Zelda

Poll 3: Eugarian (Eugene Fitzherbert x Varian), Tangled The Series VS T.K.O x K.O, O.K. K.O. Let's Be Heroes

Round 1 Segment 3

Poll 1: Yaeona (Yae Miko x Diona Kätzlein), Genshin Impact VS KuroWolf (Lord Kuro x Wolf/Sekiro), Sekiro

Poll 2: Stridercest (Dave Strider x Dirk Strider), Homestuck VS Itacest (North Italy/Veneziano x South Italy/Romano), Hetalia

Poll 3: MegaStar (Megatron x Starscream), Transformers VS Chosenshipping (Blue [F] x Silver), Pokémon SPECIAL/Pokémon Adventures

Round 1 Segment 4

Poll 1: SayoHina (Sayo Hikawa x Hina Hikawa), Bandori BanG Dream! Girls Band Party VS Soushin (Sou Hiyori x Shin Tsukimi), Your Turn To Die

Poll 2: Niffany (Tiffany Valentine x Nica Pierce), Chucky VS Seymorin (Seymour Krelborn x Orin Scrivello), Little Shop of Horrors

Poll 3: Cletus Delroy Montfort DeMontblanc Bigglesworth Spuckler x Mary Wrestlemania Spuckler, The Simpsons VS Michael Kenmore x John Sheppard, Stargate Atlantis

Round 1 Segment 5

Poll 1: Despaircest (Junko Enoshima x Mukuro Ikusaba), Danganronpa VS SasoDei (Sasori x Deidara), Naruto

Poll 2: Shroudcest (Idia Shroud x Ortho Shroud), Twisted Wonderland VS Lapptex (Lappland x Texas), Arknights

Poll 3: Velphi (Velvet Crowe and Laphicet), Tales of Berseria VS Makoyuma (Makoto Kagutsuchi x Yuma Kokohead), Master Detective Archives: Raincode

Round 1 Segment 6

Poll 1: Rickorty (Rick Sanchez x Morty Smith), Rick and Morty VS Pinecest (Dipper Pines x Mabel Pines), Gravity Falls

Poll 2: Dottoscara (Il Dottore x Scaramouche), Genshin Impact VS Batjokes (Batman/Bruce Wayne x The Joker), DC

Poll 3: Moriarthree (Louis James Moriarty x William James Moriarty x Albert James Moriarty), Moriarty the Patriot VS Snow x White, Promise of Wizard/MahoYaku

This is the line-up for round 1, let's see who you all vote for to move forward into Round 2! Remember, propaganda is encouraged! Have fun voting, everyone! Our inbox is also open for propaganda - Mod Satou (She/Her Only)

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[gojohnbishop]

Ok I don't know much about your OCs, so it's time to learn!! Watermelon - what are your ocs biggest pet peeves? Grapes - what is your favorite trope you've used in your WIPs

Apple - Which of your ocs do you think you can take in a fight

Orange - what is your ocs ultimate goal in life? What do they do to get there and how does this contribute to the story?

Ohhhh shit prepare yourself cz this will take a while! I'll make just about the 5 protagonists of my main story.

🍉

Ettore: Despises everyone who has bad manners, he had a pretty strict mother who made him a really gentleman. He like to keep the tables clean.

Sadako: She can't stand nosey people. Arrogant one's are even worse

Helis: He vibes with anyone! But please be clean, no one can handle smelly people.

Steffany: She doesn't like when people start to shake their legs, chew loudly or people who wears gold pieces. FOR REAL SHE FINDS THEM SO WEIRD AND UGLY.

Valentine: Everyone who he finds odd, like not the good type of odd. The one's who are an absolute menace and are WEIRD, he hates loud noises too, specially if they aren't harmonious and people who tries to outshine him.

🍇

Hmmmm, probably Man vs God, since GOD I LOVE THIS TROPE, a bunch of my villain's are "gods" who're jerks and need to be beaten by a bunch of misfits. And mad scientist, all my stories have at least one.

🍎

Annie: "Don't you dare answering that."

Stefany: "You can't beat any of us"

Valentine: "Please don't embarrass yourself"

Sadako: "Hold' on let him cook, I'm curious"

Ettore: "I definitely can train him, just give me the time and I'm sure he can beat at least one of us."

Helis: "God I wish I had your self confidence, wait why is Annie here?"

Annie: "I just wanted to say hi, bye!"

All of them: Ohhhh, Bye!

Well, since they all shattered my hopes, dreams and stuff like that I'm pretty sure I can at least beat... Any of them? Like all my characters are superhuman in some degree, yeah I can ride over them with my car but they definitely can survive that. But if I'm becoming my versions on the universe (Merle or Lazarus) I still can't do much shit against the main cast, I definitely can fight some early villain's as Merle and some really strong folks as Lazarus but fighting against my main cast specially if they are all together? Impossible, I'll be beaten easily.

🍊

Shit that's really complicated, I want to tell about everyone but it's already getting too big, well my story is called Live this Way, and well... Sometimes we can't live this way forever, it's about changing, choosing who you want to be after everything you have lived. That's the moving force of Sadako and Valentine, they both wear mask as heroes but for different reasons. We all wear masks, but one day we'll have to choose which better suits you, and if You're ready to live this way

#oc #my ocs #oc sadako #oc ettore #oc valentine #oc Annie #oc helis #oc Steffany #ask ocs #thanks a lot for that! #thanks moot #thanks for the ask! #art repost

[green-arrxws]

📁| JESSICA CRUZ/GREEN LANTERN READING GUIDE

Who's Jessica Cruz/Green Lantern?

Jessica Cruz is a Green Lantern. Suffering from crippling anxiety and agoraphobia after nearly being murdered, she was originally chosen as a successor of Power Ring of the Crime Syndicate. Her capability to overcome her fears led to her recruitment into the Green Lantern Corps.

» NEW 52

ESSENTIAL READING

Justice League (2011): #30-39

Darkseid War (Crossover Storyline): Justice League (2011): #41-48 / Justice League: The Darkseid War Special / Justice League (2011): #49-50

» REBIRTH

ESSENTIAL READING

Justice League: Rebirth

Justice League (2016): #1-7, #11

Justice League vs. Suicide Squad: #1-6

Justice League (2016): #14-31, #34-39, #41-43

Green Lanterns: Rebirth

Green Lanterns: #1-17, #19-25, #27-47, Annual #1, #48-57

Justice League Odissey: #1-25

Dark Nights: Death Metal Rise of the New God ("The Weight of Leadership")

additional reading ↷

DC Rebirth Holiday Special ("The Epiphany")

Mysteries of Love in Space ("Valentine's Day")

Secrets of Sinister House ("Fear 101")

Green Lantern 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular ("The Voice")

» INFINITE FRONTIER

ESSENTIAL READING

Future State: Green Lantern: #1

Green Lantern (2021): #5, Annual #1, #7

» ALTERNATE VERSIONS

ELSEWORLDS

Unearthed: A Jessica Cruz Story

DCeased: Dead Planet: #1

POSSIBLE FUTURES

Future State: Green Lantern: #1

» OTHER MEDIA

ANIMATED

DC Super Hero Girls (webseries): S4: EP1-EP4, EP24 / S5: EP23-EP24

LEGO DC Super Hero Girls: Super-Villain High

DC Super Hero Girls (shorts): S1: EP4, EP9, EP12, EP18-EP19, EP22, EP28, EP32, EP34-EP36, EP45, EP48

DC Super Hero Girls (TV series): S1: EP1-EP4, EP6, EP8-EP16, EP20-EP25, EP27, EP30-EP31, EP33-EP35, EP37-EP39, EP41-EP46, EP48, EP50-EP52 / S2: EP1-EP9, EP11, EP13-EP14, EP16-EP18, EP20-EP21, EP24-EP26 / Teen Titans Go! & DC Super Hero Girls: Mayhem in the Multiverse

LEGO DC Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis

LEGO DC Shazam!: Magic and Monsters

DC League of Super-Pets

Justice League vs. the Fatal Five

VIDEO GAMES

Injustice Gods Among Us

DC Legends

LEGO DC Super-Villains

DC Worlds Collide

#green lantern #jessica cruz #hal jordan #reading guide #reading list #recommended reading #green lanterns #green lantern corps #yellow lantern corps #yellow lantern #power ring

[romancomicsnews]

Harley Quinn adjusts to the status quo while still maintaining most of its charm - REVIEW Season 4 Ep 1-3

*Spoilers for all of the Harley Quinn show*

Harley Quinn is a show that continues to impress me with its swings and devotion to beloved characters. I would say this is one of if not my favorite DC Universe. You can have fun portrayals of classic characters that feel authentic, and you can have the Joker become the Mayor.

Going into season 4, I was a bit skeptical about the idea of Harley joining the Bat-Family. The concept itself is fun, but the Bat Family, particularly Barbara and Nightwing, have not been my favorite interpretations of the characters.

Don't get me wrong, I love Harvey Guillén, but this Nightwing is too uptight. And Batgirl remains too fangirly for my taste. Nonetheless, having Harley trying to figure out Batting and having a day out with Alfred was probably my favorite episode.

"I wish a bitch would try" from Alfred likely got the biggest laugh from me. It is rather unfortunate to me that Alfred will not be a part of that story any longer, as he get imprisoned at the end of episode 2.

So far the Bat Fam/Harley parts of each episode has been the main draw for me. Harley trying to figure out the superhero game while likely making fun of superheroes has comedic potential.

I really like that the central struggle of the season is Harley & Ivy needing to figure out the new work life balance. I think a lesser show would've had them break up for Harley even considering being a hero, or have both of them become heroes.

Now we have two coinciding stories that will eventually have to come to a head: The Bat Family vs The Legion of Doom.

While many of the Ivy jokes in the workplace were funny, I do think Ivy needed more characters to bounce off of. I think pairing Ivy with Nora Fries is an excellent choice. While it took me a while, I have taken a liking to Nora. The idea of Mr. Freeze's beloved wife being a real asshole and incredibly obnoxious gets funnier and funnier to me by the season.

Bringing in King Shark in IT and doing more with Bane to flesh out her entourage seems like a winning strategy. I'm sure in time the Ivy storyline will draw me in more.

Also introduced in these episodes is Talia Al Ghul, who I assume will be the big bad of the season. I like her having a foot in both Ivy and Harley's world, manipulating both the Bat Family and Ivy for her own ends.

Also just the bit of her not knowing how old her son is or how to raise a child kills me.

While some fan favorites are missed for me, like Batman and Joker, what I really miss is the group dynamic. King Shark is off having kids, Clayface is now working in Vegas, and with Harley and Ivy both working their new jobs, the show feels very split.

I fell in love with the show due to these unlikeable secondary characters becoming a villainous crew. I hope the all join forces once again somehow. But narratively, I understand why there's a split.

Overall, I think this season has a lot of potential and had a solid start. While I wasn't as drawn in as I have been before, I think there's definitely a lot of room for this to wow me. And if there's anything I've learned from three seasons and a Valentine's Day special of Harley Quinn, it's trust the writers, sit back and relax. The show is in good hands.

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[sharkdream3421]

My Masterlist

DC

King Shark X Reader - Shy Alike

King Shark X Reader - He ruined your friendship

King Shark Relationship headcanons (Harley Quinn Version)

Between Us - King Shark (Harley Quinn) X Reader

When it bleeds it pours - King Shark (Harley Quinn) X Reader

Ch'p X Reader - Living two lives

I want your heart - King Shark X Tanya Lamden

Splatoon

Life of an Inkling - Week 1

Life of an Inkling - Week 2

Life of an Inkling - Week 3

Life of an Inkling - Week 4

Life of an Inkling - Week 5

Life of an Inkling - Week 6

Life of an Inkling - Week 7

Life of an Inkling - Week 8

Life of an Inkling - Week 9

Life of an Inkling - Week 10

Life of an Inkling - Week 11

Life of an Inkling - Week 12

Life of an Inkling - Week 13

My Hero Academia

Gang Orca X Reader - Context

Nightmare on Hell Street - Gang Orca X Reader

I need a hero! - Gang Orca X Female Wereshark Reader

No Way Home - Gang Orca X Reader

Gang Orca (Baseball Headcanons)

Reminiscence - Mini Gang Orca fanfic

It’s their birthday headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

You are attacked by a villain headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

Your scared of them headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca)

Relationship, and Proposal headcanons (Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Izuku Midoriya)

Casual Life and Relationship Headcanons (Gang Orca, Hound Dog)

You make them do references (Gang Orca, Fumikage Tokoyami, Izuku Midoriya)

Waking up in the Morning (Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Hound Dog)

Male Orca Reader Series!

Foundation Arc

Izuku Midoriya X Male Orca Reader - Ignored Inheritance

Toru Hagakure X Male Orca Reader - Mind over Manners (Part 1)

Toru Hagakure X Male Orca Reader - Mind over Manners (Part 2)

Izuku Midoriya X Male Orca Reader - Hidden Truths

Izuku Midoriya X Gang Orca X Male Orca Reader - Father VS Son

Keep your Promise - Gang Orca X Male Orca Reader (Last Part)

The Killer Arc

Chapter 1 Recalling the Past - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 2 A New Calling - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 3 Outsiders - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 4 A Bird’s 👁 view - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 5 Abandoned - The Killer (Male Orca Reader)

Chapter 6 (No plans for development as of right now)

Werewolves

Werewolf X Reader - Beauty and the Werewolf

Werewolf X OC - Because it's you

TMNT

TMNT Dogpound X Reader - Missed You

Mass Effect

Geth Prime X Reader - Wishes can never be fulfilled

Turian Snuggles - Male Turian X Human Female Reader

Different - Turian Ryder X Sara Ryder

Garrus Vakarian X Reader - Deadly Love Triangle

Dragon Age

The Next Step - Male Qunari OC X Human Female Reader

Original Universe Ideas

Anthro Shark X Reader - The Shark Guardian (Full Version)

The Encounter

Legend of Zelda

Prince Sidon X Reader - Blushing Mess

TOTK Ganondorf X Reader - Observant

Marvel

Rocket Raccoon X Reader - Apart

Overwatch

Eye of the Beholder - Ramattra X Omnic Reader

Lifebot - Ramattra X Lifeweaver X Reader

Skyrim

Male Vampire Lord X Reader - How you met each other

Situations in Fiction

Island Trouble (Situation #1)

Skeleton Knight in Another World

Skeleton Knight Arc X Reader - Behind the Mask

Collabs!

They try out VR headcanons (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Selkie, Mezo Shoji, Ramattra)

Your on 🔥fire 🔥headcannons!!! (Izuku Midoriya, Fumikage Tokoyami, Gang Orca, Loken, Xenomorph)

Valentines Day Headcanons (Loken, Izuku Midoriya, Ramattra, Lylla Otter Telltale Version, Fumikage Tokoyami)

#masterlist #my hero academia #dc #TMNT #mass effect #original universe #fanfiction #legend of zelda #mcu #marvel #dragon age #werewolf #skyrim #skeleton knight in another world #vampire #splatoon #overwatch #Alien #soulcreek vn #soulcreek #telltale games

[artfightdramaconfessions]

Kinda piggybacking off of the anon that mentioned Heart vs Soul being a mid theme, because it IS.

A good chunk of these themes are fucking lost potential. They don’t make sense and look stupid as hell. The only instance I thought would make Heart vs Soul a good theme was when a friend mentioned if the theme was more like a Valentine’s Day vs Halloween type of thing? And that interpretation is LEAGUES better.

Otherwise? It should’ve been Heart vs Mind. How do you distinguish between heart and soul? They go hand in hand/are used interchangeably, there’s a reason why the saying is heart AND soul. 💀

The worst offender imo is Stars vs Nebula… Nebula vs Supernova was RIGHT FUCKING THERE, whose idea was this?? 🧍

If they have forms to suggest themes or something in the future, you bet your ass I’ll be suggesting Nebula vs Supernova, that is a bomb ass theme right there!!

I think themes like Arctic vs Tropic, Vampires vs Werewolves, Heroes vs Villains, etc are better themes since the contrasts actually make sense.

.

#artfight #art fight #artfight2023 #submission

[theharpermovieblog]

#HARPERSMOVIECOLLECTION

2023

VALENTINE'S DAY MARATHON BREAK

I watched Hard Target (1993)

All this lovey dovey romance is a bit overwhelming for me,. So, what could I possibly watch that could offset this mushy movie list? How about Jean Claude Van Damme Vs. Lance Henriksen in a John Woo action movie, powered by masculine explosions!! Fuck Yeah Bro!! Lol

JCVD is a badass named Chance who has to protect a girl searching for her missing father, while taking on New Orleans bad guys who are hunting homeless people for sport.

(It's as funny as it sounds)

Is John Woo a master of the Action film?...... Kind of.

His movies aren't genius films with amazing plots or deep characters. They aren't what would normally be considered "good" movies. (Whatever a "good" movie is.)

He does however make really fun and enjoyable action movies with explosions and guns and doves (cuz fuck it doves are cool and people who are near doves are fucking cool). I watch John Woo movies for the same reason I watch B-level so bad they're good horror movies. It's a fun and ridiculous time and there's gonna be a couple unintentional laughs.

Any man who makes a movie with Wilford Brimley as a Cajun action hero is alright with me.

Hard Target is pretty entertaining, even when it's not hitting you with constant action. Useless slow motion, glamour shot after glamour shot of JCVD's eternally wet mullet, twangy music and a new Orleans setting are all part of why the movie is a very fun watch. Once the action does kick in, it's the over the top style that Woo pioneered and is know for.

As for solid filmmaking or acting, Lance Henriksen is doing some real heavy lifting as the villain and Arnold Vosloo is pretty menacing as his psychotic right hand man. They work really well as bad guys. If the movie around them was of higher artistic quality, they'd be up to the challenge, but they both seem to know what movie they are in and they're doing the job they were hired to do.

Normally I'd say the script would benefit from revealing Lance Henriksen's murderous operation through noir like detective work. Normally I'd say we should figure out how this all works as our lead characters discover how it all works. Lucky for us John Woo knew that the Villains were the real stars here and we get let in on their scheme from the get go, allowing for the most amount of ridiculousness possible.

Honestly, You can't judge a movie like this based on normal film criteria. You can't be upset about the shocking lack of extras at times. You can't judge it based on the lack of character development or whether or not the movie allows you to suspend your disbelief. You have to judge it based on how much fun it is for what it is. And I'm here to tell you it's pretty fun. Is it stupid? Fuck yeah it's stupid. Stupid in the best way.

Or maybe you don't like movies where the hero punches a snake and makes friends with a pigeon

How dull your life must be.

[dilatorywriting]

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Heroes vs. Villains Series: 'Woe to the Ramshackle Prefect, being caught up in the drama between the Disney Villains and their respective heroes.' GN!Reader

✥ Octavinelle [PART 1] [PART 2]

✥ Pomefiore [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

✥ Diasomnia [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

✥ The NRC Staff [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3] [PART 4]

❖ Extras & Oneshots: ✥ Valentine's Day (Malleus vs. Vil vs. Azul x Reader) ✥ The Prince & The Pauper Prefect (Prince Stefan x Reader) [COMMISSION]

➢[Tag List] CLOSED

➢ Meet the Heroes! Art: Prince Stefan, Prince Rielle

Monster Mayhem Series: ‘Lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! And… snakes, and eels, and crocodiles, and—is that an actual dragon? Oh. Oh my.’ GN!Reader

✥ Jack Howl [PART 1]

✥ Leona Kingscholar [PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

✥ Vil Schoenheit [PART 1] [PART 2]

✥ Rook Hunt [PART 1] [PART 2]

✥ Malleus Draconia [PART 1] [PART 2🌶️] [PART 3] [PART 4🌶️] [EPILOGUE🌶️🌶️🌶️]

❖ Extras & Oneshots: ✥ Succubus!Reader 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Vil: [PART 1]

➢[Tag List] CLOSED

❖The Woes of the Witch of the Wastes Vil Schoenheit x GN!Reader (Howl's Moving Castle AU) ❖ How to Survive a Shovel Talk 🌶️ Malleus Draconia x Fem!Reader [COMMISSION] feat. Azul Ashengrotto x OC

❖ Pity Party Malleus Draconia x GN!Reader [COMMISSION]

'100 Prompts to Make a Reader Swoon' Requests

➢ Masterlist Link

**If for some reason the links aren't working (sometimes Browser-Tumblr likes to give me the middle finger), everything should be tagged as 'My Writing' but also, for ease of access, also more specifically by its series name and part (ex. 'Monster Mayhem Malleus Part 1' or 'Heroes vs Villains Diasomnia Part 1'), so if the links are inaccessible, they should still pop up in the blog/tag search

#My Writing #Masterlist #Twst x Reader #Housekeeping

[circero]

Valentine’s Day: Heroes vs Villains 👀

#teen titans #teen titans 2003 #the amazing mumbo #mumbo jumbo #amazing mumbo #mumbo teen titans #starfire #tt starfire #starfire 2003 #my art 2022 #I made Mumbo’s hand is so small 😭

[bestjeanistmonster]

this is basically an excuse for them to actually talk about what’s bothering them and for me to make them suffer for character development

I’m thinking of adding a Melascula mini arc in my superhero au set on Valentine’s Day.

I’ll write more about this later:

Disguised as a delivery man, she delivers boxes of specially poisoned Valentine’s chocolates to the largest hospital in the city, intending for them to be gifted to all of the sick patients. Most patients eat them of course and after two days when Melascula is sure that most have been eaten she activates her powers and snaps her fingers.

All hell breaks loose.

The serum inside the chocolates amplifies a person’s anger, regrets and insecurities leading it to become a sort of energy source that leads to increased strength, speed and endurance but also heals them good as new. But this had the negative consequence of making the people infected wreak absolute havoc and destruction at the source/sources of their anger and misery.

The snap of her fingers just activated it.

Unfortunately Zeldris and Elaine were previously injured due standing a bit too close to a hero vs villain battle so they were sent to that specific hospital to recover so they got infected as well.

 And with recent reveals such as Elizabeth being a hero this whole time without telling them and Elaine’s older brother suddenly reappearing and wanting to be part of her life again as if he didn’t just straight up abandon her on the streets when they were kids, plus a whole lot of previous trauma...let’s just say they had a lot to be angry about. 

This was a very bad thing to happen to these two cuz, unlike the rest of the patients, all of them had powers. ...Zeldris tries to kill Elizabeth and Elaine tries to kill King. (don’t worry Gelda stops Zeldris, then Zeldris and Ban stop Elaine)

Meliodas also got infected without Melascula’s knowledge because he went to visit Gowther senior in the hospital. The older man had insisted on Meliodas having the chocolates because he couldn’t eat them anyway and Meliodas, though almost dead inside, couldn’t bring himself to refuse the man’s request, so he ate them.

This was a bad decision because with Melascula’s poison pushing his negative emotions to the brink and the ‘Fragments’ serum actively killing off his emotions, it made for such a terrible combination that his mental threads start to snap. 

It go so bad that he tried to kill himself with a knife to make it all stop-

Luckily Estarossa stopped him just before.

...lets just say it took a while for them to emotionally, mentally and physically recover from that experience

#tw sui attempt #nnt #nanatsu no taizai #seven deadly sins #sds #sds anime #zeldris #meliodas #elaine nnt #i may never be your hero au #vigilante zeldris #elizabeth liones #platonic zelaine

[zackcrazyvalentine]

Masterlist

LAST UPDATED: Dec-05-2021

I'll try to remember to update this as I post stuff

The majority of these works can be found in my AO3 (and you can find many MANY more, too!)

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✧༺♥༻∞　Normal writing　∞༺♥༻✧

Plant Life [Magical AU; Seijou VBall Team x Reader]

Morning Glory [Claude von Riegan x Reader]

Til Death Do Us Part [Cater Diamond x Reader]

A Bunch of Good Boys [Youkai AU; Heartslabyul x Reader]

When Life gives you Fluffers [Youkai AU; Ace Trappola & Cater Diamond]

Sleep with the Fish [Floyd Leech x Reader]

A little bit of  Love [2021 Valentine’s Day Special]

March 2021 Special - Requests [Mix of N/SFW, SFW, Obey Me & Twst requests]

When you touch their ears [Savanaclaw x Reader]

Falling for You [Enma Yuuken x Reader] 

Dragon meets Gargoyle [Malleus Draconia x Reader]

Disney Savvy MC [Reader & 7 Dorms]

Something Comforting [Idia Shroud x Reader]

Can't Get Enough [Jamil Viper x Reader]

Sweet Opportunity [Trey Clover x Reader]

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Fandom Blurbs

Posts and asks in which I really let myself go and enjoy the brainrot

TWST TUTORIAL: How to change a character's outfit for lessons

Me being dumb [ 1 ] [ 2 ]

BABY WONDERLAND

Love Languages

Getting domestic with the boys

Vice dorm leaders & massages

Split Card UM & Pregnancy headcanon

Twst boys' kids' first words

Domestic Heartslabyul

Domestic Savanaclaw

Octavinelle as parents

Scarabia duo as parents

Some future twst boy hcs (ft. @nuitthegoddess)

How many kids will the Twst boys have? (list)

Pregnancy with Octavinelle

Pregnancy with Rook and Malleus

Non-human boys and your pregnancy

Twst boys and revitalizing hugs

More about hugs~

Cuddle piles and unconventional sitting [ 2 ]

Boys and sleep (list)

Affection (list)

Lilia settles down

Meeting Jade, Trey and Rook in science stuff

Riddle's hedgehogs

Deuce & groceries

WAY OF THE HOUSEHUSBAND DEUCE [ 2 ]

Something curious about how Twst handles villains (and heroes)

Malleus vs. Leona [what about Dorm Leaders 1v1? 👀]

#masterlist #Zack writes #soul cuddle #sips tears #Twisted Wonderland #obey me! #swd #haikyuu

[yandereaffections]

THE 4TH MASTERLIST

Masterlist 4 in order: Continuation of Marvel, My Hero Academia, Mystic Messenger, Nameless: the one thing you must recall, Ouran High School Host Club

1st master list

2nd master list

3rd master list

5th master list

6th master list

7th master list

Continuation of Marvel

Tony Stark-

Headcannons

“I sent you more gifts! do you like them?!

NS FW headcannons

Sugar Daddy

NS FW Alphabet

S/o getting attention to the constant attention he attracts

Tony Stark vs Steve Rogers

Cold in Public yet Cuddly in Private

Pushover S/o

Tsundere S/o

Jealous of the amount of attention Steves giving S/o

The Purge

Plus size Lingerie model S/o

“How else would they know you belonged to me?”

“its like you were made for me”

S/o who doesnt mind his Yandere tendencies

S/o has a high Sex Drive NS FW

Jealous Tony

Finding a kitten

Shy/Book-wormy S/o

Valentines Day

Stephen Strange vs Tony Stark

S/os first relationship

Nerdy S/o

Poor yet incredibly Sweet S/o

S/os First Time NS FW

S/o not wanting anything to do with Tony

Touchy S/o Hiding behind him

Zombie Apocalypse

Sugar Daddy to a Male College student S/o

Corruption NS FW

NON-CON Bdsm NS FW TW

Single Parent S/o

Learning S/o has Terminal Heart Cancer

S/o with a Prosthetic Leg

Cute S/o that listens to Death Metal

Drawing Tony in a maid outfit

Blind S/o

Vampire S/o

S/o who shuts down after kidnapping

Yandere S/o protecting their Love interest

Punishing S/o who tried to escape

Artist S/o

S/o who can see ghosts

Suicidal S/o TW

“Hey demons its ya boy”

Making Halloween costumes

Poly Naga Stephen+Tony

Tonys Type

Hunted Down

S/o having a delayed reaction to being Kidnapped

Injured S/o 

S/o being hit on by Quentin Beck

Cyber stalking 

S/os in the military 

Crush thinking his Flirts are only jokes

Losing S/o to the Snap

Comforting S/o after a bad day

Strong Kick ass S/o

Not knowing S/o immortal, watching them get stabbed

S/o loving DIY stuff

Finding out S/o been begging to Jarvis to help them escape

S/o secretly making robo stuff

S/o having inhuman strength 

terrorist S/o

S/o calling ptsd “spicy nostalgia”

Submissive tony NS FW

Tonys s/o phasing through security after being kidnapped

Life Threatening Situation

Male S/o is a single parent

Modest S/o wont let him spoil them

S/o in a depressive episode

What kind of gifts does he buy his darling

How he shows affection

dealing with competing suitors

Proposal HC

Vampire Tony Hunted down

Incubus Tony

Natasha Romanoff-

Headcannons

Dealing with competition

Wanda vs Natasha

“You’re such a pretty little thing tied up like that” NS FW

NS FW headcannons

Bucky vs Natasha

S/o whos not into girls

Hunted Down

S/o Disobeying

Avenger S/o

Choosing S/os Clothes

Shy s/o

Wanda Maximoff-

Wanda vs Natasha

Headcannons

NS FW headcannons

Bisexual S/o

Vampire Wanda

ADHD & Autistic S/o

Okoye-

Headcannons

S/o who runs away

Nick Fury-

Headcannons

Shy and Quiet S/o

Bruce Banner-

Being able to control his emotions

Headcannons

Hela Odison-

Headcannons

Carol Danvers-

headcannons

Powerful S/o

Single parent s/o

Oblivious S/o

Oblivious S/o is getting flirted with

Vision-

Hunted down

My Hero Academia-

Izuku Midoriya (Deku)-

Coming home covered in blood begging for love

Headcannons

“if you dont love me ill kill myself”

NS FW alphabet

Deku vs Bakugo

Naga Izuku

Submissive NS FW

S/o who is clingy during their period

Punishments

Kidnapped S/o giving up

Naga Izuku NS FW

Jealous S/o leaving hickeys all over him

College Roomate

Siren Izuku w/ Lost at sea S/o

S/o w/ Psychedelic quirk

Poly Uraraka/Deku w/ a S/o who loves to Knit

S/o w/ a Angelic quirk

Not letting anyone else touch his S/o

Poly Nage Deku/Bakugo w/ Harpy S/o

Naga Izuku w/ Crush whos terrified of snakes

S/o who is tired all the time

The Purge + Blind S/o

Poly Uraraka/Deku HC

Nurse S/o

Tough S/o using her quirk to play with kids

S/o who loves his fluffy hair

Bakugo + Izuku with a S/o whos Quirk ends up hurting them

Dating Aizawas daughter

“hows the weather up there?”

Siren

Villain Deku trying to supply his vampire s/o with his blood

Darlings whos accidently morbid and creepy

Finding Crush s/o crying cause they were rejected by someone else

Gifting him an actual heart in a jar for Valentines 

Yandere Alphabet: B,D,H,M,O

Villain Deku Headcannons

Comforting S/o who is upset over a character design change

Goth Darling who melts at affection

Comforting S/o who feels objectified 

Poly Deku & Uraraka Headcannons

S/o who cant kiss directly in fear of eye contact

Darling attracting butterflies to them with their blood

Kidnapped S/o breaking down in relief that they dont have to worry about school anymore

Kidnapped Darling demanding cuddles when coming home

S/o that demands affection

Darling who loves that love lolita fashion but broke

Praise Kink & Sugar Mommy S/o NS FW

Poly Kirideku

S/o wearing a lolita dress inspired by his hero outfit

Izuku Midoriya vs Peter Parker

S/o likes to be carried by him

S/o escapes only to come back with fast food

S/o saying "Yo! Guess what I found!!" with a arrow in their shoulder

S/o who jokes they're basically a acrow with anxiety cause they love shiny

"Why would you want me? You could have anyone you wanted" 

Bakugo Katsuki-

Deku vs Bakugo

Shut in S/o

S/o who has low self esteem due to family

S/o whose friends are affectionate

S/o Practicing their Love Confession with Deku

Accidentally hurting S/os feelings

Unknowingly kidnapping Vampire S/o

Liking Naga Bakugos punishments

Poly Nage Deku/Bakugo w/ Harpy S/o 

Werewolf Bakugo protecting his mate

S/o whose parents dont let them have more than the minimum

S/o does illegal quirk cage battles

S/o Revealing her Healing quirk 

Tall darling with low self esteem

Parents not supporting S/o after Winning tournament 

Quiet crush Kabedoning him

S/o who can beat his ass

Bakugo + Izuku with a S/o whos Quirk ends up hurting them

S/o has a ‘villainous’ quirk 

Kidnapped darling ignoring him

Naga Bakugo/Hunted down

Darling confessing to him first

Only being soft for his S/o

Villain Darling

S/o who’s the polar opposite of him

Finding his missing  kidnapped S/o in his bed

Kidnapped darling loving him back

S/o who spars cause they want to be pinned

Accidently hurting a low self esteem reader

Bat quirked reader

Aizawa Shouta-

Werewolf Aizawa + Breeding NS FW

Depressed S/o

Feral NS FW

Villain S/o

NS FW HC

The Purge 

Vampire

Incubus NS FW

Poly Incubus EraserMic w/ S/o NS FW

Drider 

Vampire S/o

Demon

Demon Aizawa w/ angel s/o

Life Threatening situation

S/o being forced to be a Villain cause their family is that way

Werewolf Aizawa

S/o who relaxes when he plays with their hair

Thicc S/o

S/o who loves cats just as much as him

Making him jealous from giving all your attention to cats

Cuddling HC

Hawks kidnapping Aizawas S/O prt 2 (prt one on Hawks section)

Shinso dating Aizawas child

Cat like S/o

Stalking celerity S/o

S/o with daddy issues

S/o w/ a Bear quirk

Taking care of his new child

Neko s/o going into heat NS FW

Yandere Alphabet: A,B,E,L,W 

Student reader turns out to be the UA Traitor 

Finding his S/o tangled in his scarf

Headcannons

S/os personality changes around animals 

Stalker Headcannons

Finding out crush sleeps with a eraser head plushie

Tall S/o that pulls him into their chest in every hug

Aizawa falling for a MILF S/o

S/o who was rejected at first before Aizawa fell for them

Ropework NS FW

Favorite Position & Breeding kink NS FW

S/o avoiding him cause they think theyre annoying

Presentation Michael-

Poly Incubus EraserMic w/ S/o NS FW 

Todoroki Shoto-

NS FW alphabet

Jealous Todoroki

Yandere Crush

Kidnapping Tourist S/o

“You’ve already made me a victim, no need to make me a liar too”

Naga Todoroki

Yakuza Leader S/o attempting to send a hit on his father

Orgasm control, BDSM NS FW

S/o who wants to be a Manga artist more than a hero

Sick Darling

S/o whos clingy during their period

Yandere Alphabet: C,E,K,W

Falling for S/o HC

Villain Shoto w/ civilian crush

Villain Shoto w/ villain crush

Engulfing him in a hug after a battle happy hes ok

S/o doesnt speak the same language

Tsuyu Asui-

S/o’s a fan of hers

Hitoshi Shinso-

Siren Hitoshi using his voice to make S/o take their swimsuit off

Naga Hitoshi

Shinso dating Aizawas child

How he would treat you

Dabi Todoroki-

Headcannons

S/o who’s unfazed by Dabis appearance

NON-CON + Incubus Dabi NS FW TW

End of the world + Breeding NS FW

Innocent Baby sitter crush

Witch S/o

Poly Incubus Dabi/Hawks w/ S/o NS FW

S/o with healing tears family constantly makes them cry

Freedom HC

Stealing his drugged crush after a dental surgery 

socially awkward and anxious s/o

another social anxiety s/o HC

Celebrating S/os Birthday

Commenting he should visit his mother more

Gentle darling S/o

S/os in a loveless quirk marriage 

Loner S/o

Fluff HCs

S/o who has a cruel family

S/o whos so scared of dadi they cry anytime he gets near

Kidnapping his S/o

Shigaraki Tomura-

HC

Buff s/o who’s actually a softie

someone hurting his darling right infront of him

Younger sister reader

S/o also has skin problems

Affectionate and loving darling

S/o who only allows him to touch them

Yandere Alphabet: A,B,H,I

S/o w/ a quirk similar to his own

Sick darling

Proposing to him

Finding out S/o is his favorite streamer

Peaceful S/o who hates violence 

Favorite Position NS FW

Praise/Body Worship NS FW

S/o who looking at him with motherly loving eyes

Breaking down and coming to him for comfort

Gentle darling

S/o saying he takes away their emotional pain

naive and trusting darling

 “Do I need to remind you what happened last time you acted out? Because I will if you keep pushing me.”

Someone trying to save kidnapped S/o

Kirishima Eijirou-

Headcannons

Fluff HC

S/o who acts tough but is actually really soft

Finding his S/o fighting Bakugou

Poly Kirideku

Getting jealous over how you treat your friend

Momo Yaoyorozu-

Headcannons

S/o Spoiling her

S/o wants more stuffed animals but already has a bed full of them

Uraraka Ochako-

Poly Uraraka/Deku w/ a S/o who loves to Knit

Poly Uraraka/Deku HC 

More Poly Deku & Uraraka Headcannons

Tamaki Amajiki-

S/o isnt bothered with being kidnapped

S/o whos on their period

Tamaki + Mirio Poly HC

Vampire

S/o also has Anxiety 

Kidnapped s/o insisting on a movie night

S/o is something like the mom of 1A

Seeing his darling is stabbed yet calm about it

Sugar Daddy & One thing that would instantly turn them on NS FW

Coming home to S/o and their collapsed pillow fort

S/o who loves to cook

Gifting him butterfly hairclips

Hearing S/o saying "Do you have Five wilting Cabbage Leaves instead of a Brain?" to another that tried asking them out

Kidnapped S/o who just stands there after breaking out of captivity

Mirio-

Tamaki + Mirio Poly HC 

Accidentally bumping into Blind darling

S/o who likes cats but hes a dog person

S/o who has a god level quirk but is a dumbass

How his yandere tendencies are affected by losing his quirk

Darling flirting with other people

Bear quirk S/o

S/o missing school cause they got hurt while fighting a villain 

S/o whos soft with Eri

Pregnant S/o who doesnt want to keep them

Rival s/o whos mad at him for taking their spot in the Big Three

Wooing a introvert darling

Villain Mirio

S/os boyfriend left her pregnant 

Hawks-

Equally clingy S/o

S/o with wings

Cottagecore S/o

S/o with a symbiote quirk

Cat Quirk reader

S/o having a depressive episode

Quirkless S/o whos afraid of heights

Cockwarming and creampieing NS FW

S/o who loves the petname ‘kitten’

Hawks Bird habits HC

Soft S/o getting pissed and yelling in Spanish

Bathing with him

S/o likes it rough slightly NS FW

Breeding/Heat HC NS FW

Using his Feathers as a form of bondage NS FW

Finding out his S/o is pregnant 

Kidnapped S/o whos chill as long as they have games

S/o whos dependent and clingy feels like he they dont deserve him 

Demon

Vampire

Celebrating Halloween

S/o dressing up as him for Halloween

Purge

Villain Hawks

Poly Incubus Dabi/Hawks w/ S/o NS FW 

Comforting S/o whose friend started ignoring them suddenly

Falling for a different heros S/o

Breeding season NS FW

Hawks kidnapping Aizawas S/o (prt 2 on Aizawas section)

Almost forcing his Vegan S/o to eat meat

Wings HC

Raising a child

Vegan darling HC

Dealing with s/os teacher who doesnt treat them right

Extra Heat HC NS FW

Raising a teenage child

Darling who has separation anxiety

Soft S/o whos tall and buff

Feral Headcannons

Shy, Awkward reader

Bat quirk S/o

Miruko & Hawks x reader Headcannons

Preening S/os wings

Male S/o First Time & Corruption NS FW 

S/o who has self harm scars on their legs TW

S/os scared of birds

Hero s/o hates the hero commissions

S/o has a affectionate pet bird thats a little shit to keigo

Overhaul-

S/o who has a body pillow of him

Trying to get him on a normal date

Virgin S/o NS FW

Angel

S/o whose power ultimately harms them

Darling ends up pregnant because of him

raising a child

S/o is as much of a clean freak as he is

Yandere Alphabet: A,B,I,K,W

Calling him a crow because of his looks

Escaping with Eri

S/o is a escape artist

Naga Overhaul

Kaminari-

S/o scared theyll get zapped if they touch him

S/o who loves affection but is shy about PDA

Using him as a shield against socializing with others 

Finding out S/o is Kirishimas sibling

S/o who isnt given gifts often

Werewolf

HC

Using his quirk during sex NS FW

Yandere Alphabet: A,B,J,W

S/o who loves him just as much

Would denki hurt anyone or punish his S/o

Sero-

Darling confessing their love to him

Yandere Alphabet: A,K,S,R,T

Tokoyami-

Finding out S/o goes out to feed cats with Aizawa and Shinsou

S/o going out of their way to spend time with them

Cuddling HC

Crush is Bakugos sister

Iida-

Finding out S/o wonders out at night

Jealous HC

Koda-

S/o who also has a animal quirk

Miruko-

Chubby S/o

Miruko & Hawks x reader Headcannons

Nejire-

Headcannons

Jirou-

Headcannons

Mina Ashido-

Headcannons

Inko Midoriya-

Headcannons

Introducing deku to their new sibling w/ s/o

Lingerie & Bodyworship NS FW

Average day with her

Haunted house

Rei Todoroki-

Headcannons

Soft and quiet darling

Foreplay Headcannons NS FW

Introducing her new child w/ s/o

Calm S/o yelling for the first time

Aoyama-

Protective S/o

Mystic Messenger:

Saeyoung Choi (707)-

NS FW alphabet

Headcannons

Hunted Down

Angry 707

NS FW Headcannons

Yoosung Kim-

Headcannons

Vampire S/o

Jumin Han-

Headcannons

Vampire Jumin turing over his S/o

Gore

“Just tell me their name and ill make this all better”

NS FW headcannons

Agoraphobic S/o

V-

Naga V

Zen-

Headcannons

Nameless, the one thing you must recall:

Tei-

Life Threatening Situations

Lance-

Headcannons

Yeonho-

“i saw you talking to them, Back off their mine”

Yuri-

Headcannons

Oran Highschool Host Club:

Tamaki Suoh-

Headcannons

S/o who only wears the same jeans

Finally being in a Relationship with S/o

Attempting to break up with him

Celebrating S/os birthday

Bakery owner Crush isnt interested

Deal with a down on her luck singer

Sweet tooth S/o

Book loving S/o

Honey Mitsukuni-

Headcannons

S/o collects Stuffed animals

Crush isnt into young men

S/o fears men

Mori Takashi-

Headcannons

Werewolf Takashi

Dancer S/o

Book loving S/o

S/o asking to be spoiled

Taking S/os cat

S/o crying because on knee and back pain

Hikaru Hitachiin-

Poly Headcannons

Kaoru Hitachiin-

Poly headcannons

Homeless Crush

Falling for Haruhis childhood friend

Werewolf S/o trapped

S/os afraid of girls so they cross dress

relationship Headcannons

Kyoya Otoori-

Future wife disappears before wedding

Bullied S/o

Darlings a MMA Fighter

Werewolf/Hunted down

Haruhi-

S/o related to Honey senpai

Darling threatening to fight the sun after getting a sun burn

Tamaki trying to help Haruhis clueless S/o on romance

Crushing on Haruhi but wanting to hide her gender

#cant wait till i make enough to have a 6th masterlist #please kill me #last updated 10/22/20 #last updated 12/4/20 #last updated 1/22/21 #Updated 3/14/21 #last updated 5/21/21 #Last updated 6/21/21 #last updated 7/27/21 #last updated 1/12/2022

[lokislytherin]

MASTERPOST :>

SIDE BLOG @rinarchive52​ WITH REPOSTED FICS COZ I GOTTA KEEP TRACK OF MY STUFF YK

i gotta stop getting lost in my content / losing my content to the tumblr void so here is a neatly compiled list of everything i’ve ever written and posted, as well as everything i want to start / get done!

main fandoms: tower of god, lookism, nijisanji EN

COMPLETED

tower of god:

tog calendar: sandwiches, summonings and supernatural beings

japan boarding school horror story: toilet bound viole senpai

joseon dynasty ehwaryun: 火花

khundeath crack ft whipped reaper bam: no body no crime

khunbam soft tango dancing ft hwaryun: permission to dance

deep voice khun x writer bam: my mind turns your life into folklore

vday / white day exchange: you are in love

aguero is not scared of eldritch bam: wake me in the moonlight

bam gets yeeted out of bed: how to share a bed by khun a.a

soft sadist!maschenny: we're going crazy, 본 적 없던 naughty girl

beauty and the beast, nekokhun: dinner here is never second best

alice in wonderland, kidnapped cop!bam: we found wonderland

khun maria character study: twit

gumiho!khun x hwarang!bam with a lil plot twist: stay gold

tog x bnha au with todoroki!khun and villain deku!bam: bad guy

mafia spy!khun x cop!bam in khunfam party: bang bang bang

kiki’s delivery service khunbam au: cruel summer

nijisanji EN:

vox akuma + eldritch kindred: love me only til this spring

cop au!vox vs fulgur: cyborgs roll the dice, demons roll their eyes

debut lore fulgur gets isekai’d into a barn: how baa-thersome

sonny brisko creates chaos as goose: it’s time to HUNT

pickpocket konbini tenchou alban: welcome to the nekonbini

fulgur ovid attempts to babysit noctyx: baby, baby, baby, NO

vox akuma bday fic for akumazine: and there is happiness

uki gaslight gatekeep girlbosses legatus: the ‘leg’ in legatus

yandere student council president sonny x reader: PSYCHO.

cartographer!fulgur ft mer!uki: something fishy in the water

fulgur sheep transmigration fic, the sequel: yes i read you

merry crisis to hako tenshi: no shame, that’s where i’m at

akumazine round 2 ft hako tenshi: i do wish me a lovely night

lookism:

social anxiety awkward jay au: hong jaeyeol can’t communicate

chainsaw man!lookism au: 努力、��來、a beautiful star

idol!daniel x med student jay + plot twist: all eyes on me now

joy pov jay sick fic ft sibling feelings + daniel: made with love

5 wingmen vs 1 potential valentines janiel owo: hit and run

fluffy angsty gundaniel hurt and janiel comfort: finally clean

idol!daniel x med jay sequel + fox ears: you know i hype you boy

komi!jay finally confesses for white day: baby i love, i love you

janiel ft crystaljay arranged marriage: i found myself dreaming

janiel finally get their happy ending: and i hope i never lose you

byelingual gun x izakaya!reader + plot twist: speak no evil

idol daniel x pianist med jay: hey piano man, your dancing hands

assassinseok fails to kill jay 4 whole times: come a little closer

marine biologist x selkie jay ft ocean puns: when i sea you again

tattoo artist dan x gay panicking jay: nineteen’s kitsch

jay finds out ui dan is a closet cuddlebug: marshmallow cheeks

jaeseok meet cute + dan’s first time on a plane: city of stars

samuel and eli take care of yenna: and at last i see the light

flirty hyungseok x batman![guess who!]: hero in black armor

park jinyoung character study: hopes for tomorrow

prince!dan x protective guardian angel!jay: hikaru nara

vampire!dan x werewolf!jay rom com: mabushikute

spiderjay for nanowrimo: hong jaeyeol, superhero

jangseo hostel christmas ft yenna: snowing in my heart

lunar new year dragonjay: raging fire, roaring flood

trigun stampede: 

aboverse plantcest fluff and theoretical cuddling: koko ni, nai

millions knives? no he’s a worm now: would you still love me

the grandmaster of demonic cultivation | 魔道祖師:

mid autumn festival wangxian ft glowsticks: 舉頭望明月

bts: 

handsome detective kim seokjin says be gay solve crime: save me

joon has heart cancer but it’s not what you think: 나 너를 사랑해

bwl era sope confession: i want to see the stars in your eyes

vampire!jeon jeongguk x human!reader: euphoria

waiter jeongguk coffeeshop au, u’ll get diabetes: hot stuff, beware

TO COMPLETE

tower of god: 

khunbam idol au, singer!bam x manager!khun: ships in the night

khunbam merfolk au (title is a spoiler / pun btw): fish out of water

snow queen!khun + angels/demons: it’s always you, crystal snow

harry potter chosen ones!khunbam (title pun): works like a charm

bts: 

detective jin says be gay solve crime part 2: i’m fine

beauty and the beast werewolf!joon x fairy!jin: the truth untold

circus au with photographer!jk + journalist!suga: burn the stage

mermaid!yoongi x human prince!jimin (same universe as ttu): run

lookism: 

star tears disease ft pining jaeyeol x oblivious daniel: starshatter

sussy ceo dg x journalist reader: devil by the window

jay adopts 5 y o kid!daniel: the single father to husband pipeline

dan accidentally moves in with ghost!jay: haunted

valentines secretary x ceo jaydan: my new boss is a himbo!!

niji:

reverse isekai with writer ike eveland:  hope in the dark

TO START

tower of god: 

little red riding hood yuri x big bad wolf mas: i’m a little monster

aladdin au khunbam ft genie!rak: shining shimmering splendid

yuri on ice x yuchenny (khunbam as otayuri): born to make history

model!khun x broke accidental sugar baby!bam: blue heart emojis

snippets of things from ships in the night, non-khunbam centric

genshin impact:

鲸鱼之歌 (whale song): singer!childe x retired pianist!zhongli

fearless: jeanlisa dancing in the rain ft klee (no electrocharge)

niji: 

noctyx tog au ft other niji members: spiral to the abyss

#writing #tower of god #khunbam #tower of god fics #khun aguero agnis #jue viole grace #twenty fifth bam #tog #bts #bts fic #luxiem #luxiem fic #noctyx #noctyx fic #nijisanji en #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lookism #jay hong #hong jaeyeol #vox akuma #sonny brisko #fulgur ovid #jaeseok #park hyungseok #daniel park #trigun stampede #plantcest #vash the stampede #millions knives

[thotsforvillainrights]

~Masterlist~

-League of Villains-

(The League Goes Camping)

(Theatrical: Mr.Compress Smut)

(Perfect: Twice Smut)

(Shuichi/Jin/Tomura S/O with PCOS)

(Dabi/Tomura Conservative dressing S/O)

(Best to Worst Huggers in the League)

(Tomura’s innocent/cuddly S/O)

(Toga’s Hero Student S/O)

(Dabi hassles Tomura about his Hickies)

(Tomura Teasing his S/O)

(What gets the LOV going during/before Sex)

(Compress and Kurogiri smut Headcanons)

(Tomura’s ditsy S/O and Arcade Date)

(Spinner’s Special Someone)

(No Smoking Twice!)

(Tomura and a UA student)

(Obedience: Shigaraki Smut)

(Tomura Comforts Storm Fearing S/O)

(Valentine’s Day with Tomura/Shuichi)

(Tomura/Shuichi/Sako Fluff)

(Tomura Cuddling Fluff)

(Shuichi/Mustard Fluff)

(Kurogiri’s Mute S/O)

(Kurogiri’s S/O with Cyclothmia)

(Dabi’s ex-hero S/O)

(Compress Relationship Headcanons)

(Tomura and his Joker-type S/O)

(Tomura/Jin/Compress Hard of Hearing S/O)

(Spinner’s Vision Damaged S/O)

(Pokemon Go! with Tomura)

(Magne’s Psycho Friend)

(Dabi/Twice Injured S/O)

(Twice’s Blunt S/O)

(How Tomura/Dabi show Affection)

(Calm to Crackhead S/O Kurogiri/Compress)

(Dad Tomura/Twice)

(Tomura’s Thick Thighed S/O)

(Shigaraki Fluff Headcanons)

(Protective Toga)

(Toga’s Insecure S/O)

(Toga’s Thick Thighed S/O)

(Toga Relationship Headcanons)

(Mr. Compress Courting You)

(Clubbing with Magne)

(Seeing Shigaraki’s Face for the first Time)

(Dabi’s S/O with Dark Magic/Purple Flames)

(Spinner Relationship Headcanons)

(Finding Out Dabi is a Villain)

(Shigaraki Relationship Headcanons)

(Dabi/Toga S/O family mafia)

(Kurogiri Fluff)

(Overprotective Tomura)

(Spinner’s Protective cute S/O)

(Shiggy’s S/O immune to Decay)

(Shigaraki/Spinner Fluff)

(The League’s Getaway Driver)

(LOV sunshine on a cloudy day)

(Unconventional: Shigaraki Smut)

(Body Dysmorphic S/O Toga/Magne/Spinner)

(AFO and his quirkless S/O)

(Compress’s Assistant)

(LOV S/O rat/mouse quirk)

(Optimism-Compress Fluff)

(Living with Spinner)

(Reliance: Spinner Smut)

(Jin’s S/O exotic dancer)

(Sleeptalking Shiggy)

(Dabi flirts with Hawk’s S/O)

(Animal Crossing with the League)

(S/O walks in naked on Dabi)

(Stormed in with Spinner)

(Dad to Be-Spinner)

(Toga’s yandere S/O vs. Twice)

(Spinner Smut Headcanons)

(Tomura/Muscular’s S/O with D.I.D)

(Bad at Love-Magne Song Fic)

(I’ve got your Back: Jin is a mentor)

(AFO Fluff)

(Date Night with Giran)

(S/O doesn’t want Kids: Shiggy/Dabi/Twice)

(Playful S/O: Shiggy/Spinner/Twice)

(Magne and the League’s new trans member)

(AFO/Sako’s touch starved S/O)

(Bubaigawara Cuddle Hour)

(Soft AFO/Sako/Jin)

(Being roommates with Muscular)

(Tomura/Dabi’s Jpop Idol S/O)

(Spinner’s S/O has a Cryptid Quirk)

(Kurogiri comforts his FTM S/O)

(Some Shiggy and Sako Fluff)

(LOV Idea Dates)

(Shiggy/Dabi/Spinner/Toga help S/O with panic attacks)

(Compress and his Teen)

(Tomura/Dabi S/O with Pyrokinesis quirk)

(Caught in the Act)

(Choosing Moonfish over Dabi/Shiggy)

(Papa Twice and his Identical Twins)

(Moonfish’s harmful Yandere S/O)

(Pegging Tomura in a Maid Dress)

(Tomura babysits his Daughter)

(Giran/Sako/Shiggy/Dabi and the butt smack attack)

(Toga/Sako/Dabi’s Aloof but Soft S/O)

(Affection: Compress Smut)

(Moonfish’s Yandere S/O)

(A sub Shigaraki)

(New Member of the League chooses Giran)

(Satiation: Shigaraki Smut)

(Giran and the Detective S/O)

(Good Dreams, Naught Intentions: Tomura Shigaraki)

(Giran Smut Headcanons)

(Y/N is AFO’s Child. The LOV reacts)

(Ditsy Deity S/O and Toga/Shiggy/Jin/Sako)

(Sako/AFO/Kurogiri’s S/O being Hit on)

(LOV Ginger Hair, Blue eyed S/O)

(Tomura’s Teen Daughter sneaks out to meet a Boy)

(Compress’s S/O likes to play in his Hair)

(Christmas with You)

(Tomura/Dabi Daughter with the Demon Quirk)