#Anywho this is mainly a joke

[starii-galaxii]

Anyway, now time to complain for the day;

If you are a mod maker and you either kill off GF or put her in sexy clothes for fanservice

You are a COWARD

You look at two people; A Demon and a Random Dude (Yes I HC BF to be the hated child who turns out to be the Hybrid Princess /j... but he is probably canonically a human)

And you think the demon is the one getting killed??????

I wanna see people kill BF off and make GF suffer through that

I wanna see people put BF in the sexy fanservice outfits

Do it you cowards, do it NEOW >:(

#friday night funkin #fnf #Or just don't kill either of them off #Or put them both in sexy outfits #We are all for the sexification of all genders around these parts #Or the anti-sexification of all genders #Whatever floats your boat #Anywho this is mainly a joke #Plus I can't code for shit so... yeah

[hard-core-super-star]

bare your soul 'til it's naked [C.Danvers]

pairing: sub!carol danvers x dom!reader

summary: you and carol experiment with switching up your usual roles and accidentally discover something new.

warnings: SMUT -> minors, don't look [porn with feelings; bondage; strap-on sex; an exploration of carol's submissive side; strapwarming; a dash of denial; carol's praise kink goes brr; captain kink because duh]

wordcount: 1.8k

a/n: no, i didn't disappear for like all of november, what are you talking about?? anywho, this happened and...i have no reason or explanation for it lmao. also, i'm not even going to pretend to be an expert on dom/sub dynamics but just labeling carol as a bottom felt wrong considering the more...intense route this took. ANYWAY, usual,"this is my first time writing for this character, please give me validation if you liked it," warning applies.

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It had started as a joke.

You had told Carol how unfair it was that her superhuman abilities always led to her overpowering you after she had effortlessly picked you up and plopped you down onto the couch to stop you from washing the dishes. It had been an almost nonsensical joke that the blonde took a little too seriously. 

It’s not something that genuinely bothers you, in fact, you love how quick Carol always is to pick you up and carry you everywhere. However, you had mentioned how much you’d love to have a turn at being in charge for once and your girlfriend took it upon herself to give you exactly what you wanted. (Like usual) 

You weren’t sure why she was so dead set on doing this, especially considering how much she loves having the upper hand all the time, and yet you couldn’t find it in yourself to tell her to change her mind. Mainly because you’d have to be an actual fool to deny her anything but also because there’s been a look in her eyes that you can’t quite decipher that was born from the mere thought of switching roles for once.

So, your one meaningless joke had earned you a sight you’d never thought you’d see: Carol Danvers naked and bound on your bed.

It should be ridiculous. She’s a goddamn superhero, for crying out loud, she could easily rip apart those ropes like nothing. And yet…she remains motionless. You’d go far enough to call her stoic if it weren’t for the smirk she hasn’t yet wiped off of her face.

You both know the massive amounts of power she holds inside herself and she still chooses to pretend. To give in to the fantasy. To act like you truly hold all the cards when she’s the one with literal superpowers. 

Your girlfriend huffs as she watches you admire her toned body and the intricate knots that hold her in place. She’s been sitting in the same position for what feels like hours, with her hands tied around her back and her legs spread open, showing off the strap attached to her hips.

“You gonna do something or just stare?”

“That’s for me to know and you to find out,” you reply, shamelessly staring at her jawline while she throws her head back and groans.

“I’m going to lose my mind if you don’t touch me right now.”

You’re tempted to just walk away like she’s done to you countless times but you have other, more important, ideas on your mind. 

You approach her in two quick steps, smiling at the way her eyes literally light up before tangling your fingers in her blonde hair and gently pulling. You’re rewarded with the sound of her gasp and you can practically see the way her veins pop out as she clenches her fists. 

“I think you’re forgetting our deal, Captain,” you whisper. “I’m in charge, you just have to sit there and behave.”

She lets out a soft groan, her eyes fluttering closed for the briefest of seconds. You don't know if it's the hair-pulling or the use of the title that affects her so much but it’s obvious her reluctance melts away in an instant…which means your need to have her begging for you increases tenfold in that same instant.

“Are you going to need a reminder, baby?”

A long second of silence goes by before your girlfriend gives in. You’re more than willing to wait for her, especially once her eyes open again and you’re able to make out the specks of bliss that make her eyes sparkle more than usual. “No…I’ll behave.”

“Good girl,” you hum.

The whine that escapes her doesn’t reach your ears but the way her hips buck is more than noticeable and you can’t stop yourself from reaching out and wrapping your hand around the large toy. The fact that it’s fake doesn’t stop Carol from thrusting into your hand and she looks far too good for you to even think about making her stop.

That doesn’t mean you’re not going to tease her, though.

“Are you needy already, babe? I haven’t even done anything.”

“Maybe that’s why,” she replies, attempting to hold on to some of her usual snarkiness.

Something that would be more effective if she wasn’t bucking her hips in search of some friction. 

The calm and controlled persona she so easily wears out on the field starts to slip and with it comes the barrage of thoughts that never allow her to give up control. It’s subtle but the sparkle in her eyes can’t erase the furrowing of her eyebrows or the tension in her muscles. 

That desperation that makes her thrust up into your hand isn’t unfamiliar. Her need to give in to it is.

So, you do the only thing you know will help her focus on the moment instead of on her unspoken fears. 

“Carol.” Her name leaves your lips as a mere whisper, the grip you have on her hair loosening just enough for the change to register in her unfocused mind.

She takes a deep breath before lifting her eyes up to look at you. You expect her to pull the plug on this whole thing, to put her walls back up and call it a day, but she doesn't. She does the exact opposite and leaves your mind spinning in the process.

“I need you.” The hushed tone she speaks in does nothing to hide her desperation. It’s not the kind you’re used to, though. It’s less about the physical and more about the emotional. It’s about the stability she’s always looked for but has never found in all the countless planets she’s visited. 

The only place she’s found it in all her life is with you.

The second the thought enters your mind, you climb onto her lap, momentarily forgetting about the new dynamic you're forging and merely focusing on your vulnerable girlfriend. Despite your urge to help ground her, you can’t help but notice the way her hips instantly buck once again.

You still decide to wait, though, much to the blonde’s dismay.

“What do you need from me, Captain?”

“Need you…” She trails off and you half expect that to be the end of it until she continues a second later. “Need you to own me…use me…please.”

There’s no doubt in your mind of the strength it took for her to get the words out which only adds fuel to the fire burning in your core. A fire made up of desire, trust, and so much lust it could fill a small planet.

“As you wish,” you mumble before finally giving both of you what you really want.

Carol’s eyes watch you closely while you grip the toy attached to her hips and slowly tease your entrance with it. She technically can’t feel anything yet but she still takes every second in, rotating her hips in an attempt to bring you as much pleasure as she can.

You leave the dildo soaked in less than a minute and the sight of your girlfriend’s abs contracting with every movement does nothing to satisfy your growing desire. Your body shifts until you’re hovering over Carol’s dark blue strap, pretending like you can’t see the way she attempts to slam herself inside your already fluttering walls.

“You wanna fill me up, Captain? Is that what my good girl wants?”

It’s like a switch is instantly flipped inside her brain. Like everything else disappears until she’s left hanging onto your every word. She’s never been like this with someone else, much less felt like this. Felt such an intense devotion that she genuinely longs to submit to every one of your wishes and commands.

You could tell her to jump and she’d leap into the air without a second thought, ropes be damned.

She nods rapidly. “Yes! Yes, I want to fill you up so bad. Please, y/n.”

“If only your little Avengers friends could see you now, all tied up and desperate for me…” You trail off as you sink down onto her, relishing in the unashamed moans she can’t hold back.

You know how much she loves fucking you in this position and you also know how crazy it’s making her that she can’t control your speed. She can’t control anything in this moment. Not the speed of your movements, not the sounds she makes, not the unrelenting bucking of her hips.

The power rests in your hands despite how much of it runs through her veins.

“Fuck-” Your groan brings her back to reality. “You’re so good for me.”

Carol stares at you with wide eyes, plump lips parted just enough to allow all her sinful sounds to slip out unrestricted. Her entire world revolves around you, around the pleasure only she can give you…even when she's not allowed to touch you.

It would be so easy for her to break free, you both know that, and yet somehow, her choosing to remain trapped beneath you makes everything feel ten times stronger than usual. 

Maybe that's what makes the coil in your stomach tighten faster than usual or maybe it's the way the blonde can't stop herself from messily thrusting up into your drenched cunt and burying her strap inside of you.

You’re both lost in each other, your nails digging into her shoulder in search of some stability while she works tirelessly to bring you to new heights. Heights she couldn’t even dream of reaching despite her love for flying.

“y/n,” she mumbles. “Please, I want- I need you.”

“Yeah? You wanna cum already, Captain?”

She shakes her head, the thinnest layer of tears gathering in her stormy eyes. “No, I want to make you cum. Please, can I?”

The mere question has you clenching around the toy but it’s the devoted look that’s plastered onto her face that makes you fall apart. For that brief moment, she’s not Captain Marvel, she’s not an Avenger, she’s just the woman you love more than anything else in the universe, the woman who loves you enough to trust you like this.

You fall over the edge without warning which triggers an avalanche of feelings inside Carol. The two of you slump into each other in a mess of shaking limbs and hoarse voices that cry out the other’s name.

It’s messy and loud and perfect.

It’s unclear how much time you both spend in the throes of your powerful orgasms but when you finally come back to yourself, you find your girlfriend’s face buried into the crook of your neck, trails of salty tears staining her warm cheeks. It takes you another second to realize what she’s mumbling but the second the words register, all your worry melts away.

“I love you-” It comes out more like a broken sob than a beautiful confession but you don’t mind. 

You gently run your fingers through her messy hair, silently watching the shudders that your affection creates. “I love you too. You’re perfect, Carol.”

She doesn’t reply but she also doesn’t argue. She just stays in your arms, basking in the feeling of being loved.

Of finally being home.

#carol danvers x reader #carol danvers x female reader #carol danvers x y/n #carol danvers x you #carol danvers fic #carol danvers fanfiction #carol danvers smut #carol danvers #captain marvel #captain marvel fanfic #brie larson #marvel fanfiction #marvel fic #marvel #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fanfiction #wlw #wlw fic #writing #if you made it this far: i'm sorry it took me almost a month to write this

[scatteredskittless]

Hey there!! I was wondering if I could request romantic tension headcanons between Angel dust x reader? Thank you!!💕

Angel Dust x Reader romantic tension headcanons

A/n: 100+ follower special coming soon ?! I think so !!

Anywho, thank you all so much for enjoying and supporting my writing, it’s genuinely super fun getting to do this because nobody I know irl listens to me yap about hazbin hotel (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Warnings: None! This is just fluffy headcanons for everyone’s favourite spider

Also look at Angel he’s so pretty wtfff 💕 how he spin like thatt

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Having romantic tension with somebody wasn’t something Angel Dust was used to. I mean cmon, he’s a pornstar in hell, he doesn’t expect it to ever happen to him..

🕸️ᥫ᭡ And then you came around and showed a genuine, chaste interest in him.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Even though it was never explicitly stated on either side that there was any romantic interest, it was PAINFULLY obvious to everyone around you two for a while there

🕸️ᥫ᭡ The banter you two shared, the seemingly endless amount of inside jokes, the flirting, the nicknames you called each other by, the soft longing stares when the other wasn’t looking? dhdjsjsk

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Congratulations, you successfully won him over to the point of giving him butterflies when you walk into the room.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Once Angel actually realized “holy shit I’m in LOVE.” He felt a shit ton of emotions hit him all at once but he mainly was really fuckin’ nervous…and rightfully so (*AHEM* VALEN-FUCKING-TINO.)

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Probably would wait for you to make the actual first move, unlikely he’d ask you out first but hey, you never know.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ If you were the one to ask first however, poor baby would think you were pranking him or just joking around at first ( •᷄∩•᷅ )

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Once you assured him you weren’t joking he’d be pretty damn excited !! But still, he wants to take things slow… to do things right with you.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ So be patient, you’ll need it when dealing with Angel anyways (/hj)

Please do not repost, translate, or plagarize any of my fanfictions/headcanons/writing without permission ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ Scatteredskittles

#asks open #angel dust headcanons #angel dust x reader #angel dust fluff #angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #x reader #hazbin hotel fluff #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel angel dust

[braisedhoney]

(Now, for this entire thing we're simply going to pretend you can't see my username and I'm completely anonymous still, alright?--Alright.)

CAPTAIN, I SAY IT IS ABSOLUTELY MARVELLOUS TO SPEAK TO YOU ONCE AGAIN-!!

My departure was short lived, for I have RETURNED, READY FOR ACTION---And a teensy weensy bit of chaos alongside it-- BUT MAINLY ACTION--!

SPEAKING OF ACTION~!

I have come here with a proposition~

NOW , Captain, you had mentioned the crews almost uncanny resemblance to being within a -- in your words -- "Diet retro crime movie"

AND YOU ALSO HAPPENED TO MENTION--

That all we need to COMPLETE these shenanigans,... are matching fancy SUITS, instead of our " state-of-the-art " space-wear we currently have as our usual attire, correct?.

WELL, WELL, WELL, MY DEAREST CAPTAIN, DO I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU--!!!!

RIDICULOUSLY DETAILED, COMPLETELY NON-FUNCTIONAL AND UTTERLY ABHORRENT,..ER...DAZZLING.....SPACE SUITS~!

[Audience cheering sound track ensues.]

EHH..? EEHHHHH..???

I JUST KNOW YOU'LL D E S P I S E ADORE THEM--! They fit the category QUITE well, don't you agree, Captain..?

IT IS RATHER... " RETRO " AS THE KIDS SAY, HM?

I put GREAT of amounts consideration into the production of such an idea--!

(And absolutely did not simply type "Space themed suit" into Pinterest with a high expectancy of something at least half-decent only to receive this utter piece of he-)

ANYHOW, ANYWHO AND ANYWAY~~

That's all I have to share with you as of current, Captain!

STAY GLAMOROUS --!!

--Anon #0416, Reporting loud and FASHIONABLEE~~!

...(Captain-- if you couldn't tell, this is a joke, and as much as I COMPLETELY respect your decisions --seeing as you're much higher in terms of authority than I-- I beg of you to please NOT take this suggestion into any consideration, I would not be caught DEAD OR ALIVE in such an ATROCIOUS outfit...I'm simply here for comedic purposes and to pull out a whacky and endearing gag or two. BUT, but, I'm not being...PUSHY ,or anything of the sort-- I'm just...humbly requesting and pleading that you don't take this joke pitch into account...ever-- Alright, well, Toodle-pip~!)

well if it isn't our resident show host!! always a pleasure to have you pop in for a... er. consult? (is that what we're calling these sessions of concentrated chaos?)

i see you've come to peddle your wares. i'm intrigued by your presentation. they say you have to dress to impress if you ever hope to get anywhere. that's part of why i issued new uniforms—style might not be better than substance, but it sure can help.

... space-suits? emphasis on the suits AND the space? well that's gotta be one of the most convincing sales pitches i've ever seen, #0416. and you get even more points for enthusiasm. in fact, i'm so convinced that i'll take a few sets—and give one right back to you! gotta let that fashionable star shine as bright as we can o7 maybe it'll make your show even more popular. always helps to be eye-catching, right?

#ney’s chatter (ask answers) #ney’s comics #ney’s art #tales aboard the hive #this ask took. *so* long to answer i’m so sorry #BUT it’s done! and we’ve gotten there!! #long post #i wonder how many people who followed me more recently are like. ‘wtf is this’ #it’s been a long time since i’ve made an art reply for a crewmate report lmaoo #there’s another one coming up soon. i prefer to sprinkle these between fanart so people don’t get bored ;; :’D #sona art

[cardinaldust]

Little rant here so please bear with me. And please read till the end thank youuu

I saw the new high school script for Ride the Cyclone and I have some... things to say about it..

•On the plus side, it's got that cheesy high-school play humor now so that's fun. And some of the replacements are actually really hilarious, like Jane's replacement joke for the "Fornication Under Consent of the King." I also kinda like the chop off for WTWN. I mean, I could go either way tbh.

•However, WHAT DID THEY DO TO NOEL? Seriously! They made his dream be a carny instead of a hooker?! Like, I get it, you can't have a high school boy walking around wanting to be a whore, but c'mon, a carny? Considering the play takes place post-accident at a fair, the carnival theme feels repetitive (although, the "My life's one never-ending carnival" line now makes sense, but still-). And though I mentioned Jane's joke being changed was funny, I still don't like it that much (since it is connected to Noel's Lament).

And I have mixed feelings on Noel's new catchphrase. It's definitely hilarious in the way it kinda makes you feel bad, but still, the original is better.

•Depending on the school, most of Ride the Cyclone could arguably be kept. The main thing people have to realize is that visuals and/or choreography play a lot in the inappropriate parts of Rtc. Like in SABM, you have to change a few lyrics and the choreo for the Ricky-changing scene and BAM! You've got a high-school friendly jam. Same thing for Noel's Lament. Change "hooker" to "worker" and a few other things and it should work.

•What I'm most confused about is why they kept Jane Doe's original catchphrase. She says the term "make love," so that kinda leaves the door open for inappropriate jokes to be made. Like, you could make the Monique costume a tad more modest, change the explicit lyrics and let the visuals give a nudge at what's really happening.

•And finally hot take but, in general, HIGHSCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE DOING RIDE THE CYCLONE! The story is written the way it was FOR. A. REASON. 👏👏 It's a dark and inappropriate show for. a. reason.👏👏 Yall remember how I mentioned that part of WTWN has been removed? Well, no one's sure why but it's believed that it's because the vocals are too much for highschoolers.

.... did you hear that? Ocean's vocals are too much for highschoolers..

HELLO?! WHAT ABOUT JANE FREAKIN DOE?!

-------------------------------------------------------

•Idk, I think I'm just really irritated mainly about Noel's Lament since it's so, so iconic. We all love the tragedy of it and that's what Noel wants to be! Tragic. I can only imagine they made it more of a "You feel bad for the kid" tragic and not "holy shit, this kid wants to live this kind of life?" tragic.

Clearly, Noel is my favorite character and the fact he was BUTCHERED so horribly makes my blood boil💀

Anywho, feel free to agree with me or not but I've said what I said.

(Ps. Ricky is still able-bodied....)

-Juneau

#ride the cyclone #noel gruber #ride the cyclone script #rtc #ricky potts #constance blackwood #mischa bachinski #ocean o'connell rosenberg #jane doe rtc

[jasminegazer]

FINALLY FINISHED THIS ART PIECE

I cannot tell you how much I struggled but it was soooooo worth it. This is just a little wholesome angst for my version of MM!/Tottmnt Venus. On the left is Venus holding her little sister Lita. To the right is Dr Tyler Rockwell holding Venus (og post that explains story right here). I don’t know why I keep doing this trend of posting more stuff about these characters when I make artwork of them but I’m starting to think about starting another MM!/Tottmnt au after Difference Between the Appearance. So ignoring that random info dump. Here’s my opinion on how Venus acts like and what her relationship with each of the boys is like:

Her Personality: Venus is a very very very very VERY weird girl. Not like creepy wolf girl weird but like Luz(Owl House) and Marcy(Amphibia) weird. She doesn’t find disgust in the casual weird creatures she meets when her and brothers are getting into shenanigans. Part of this is formed because she was raised around yokai but it’s mainly because she tends to lean towards the bright side of things in very “Welp at least it’s not completely hideous” kind of attitude. But other than that she’s just your usual dorky K-pop loving artistic teenage girl(scratch that there is absolutely nothing normal about this chi overpowered weirdo of a turtle mutant . . . but she is a fellow kpop fan). But one thing that is definitely most unique about Vee that’s sets her apart from her brothers and Jennika is that she is very proud of and comfortable with being a mutant. She doesn’t care if society doesn’t think it’s ideal. She don’t care about society’s ideals period. If it means she gets to live as her true self, which was usually being shunned and forcefully molded into something different by Big Mama, she won’t mind being rejected or called weird. This concept is something that she has raised Lita in and she usually tries to get her fellow turtle mutants to understand as she is confused why they want to be normal instead of themselves.

Vee is a hug friend/family first make sure they’re ok later kind of gal. If you’re someone she cares about deeply and something goes down, she will immediately attack you with a bear hug. She is usually very physical about her affection towards others but can also be somewhat wise when it comes to self worth and personal issues that may be affecting them. But don’t mistake her for her huggable demeanor. If you mess with her or anyone she cares about, you are dead in the water and about to get your butt whupped sooo bad. She can be short tempered with enemies but patient with allies and people in pain who she understands far too well.

PS: Venus and the main turtles don’t become siblings immediately. Though she does live with them for a while she is not officially their sister until Splinter adopts her and Lita(which would happen a month or two after Vee and Splinter meet and Splinter trains her to join his sons in battle).

Anywho now for her relationship with her bros:

OJ and Arctic Blitz Gatorade: Venus and Mikey tend to be the batshit crazy duo. Always think of new crackhead ideas that their siblings could never begin to comprehend. One would stand on the other’s shoulders as they would try and reach for a vent to escape or just to snag the last pop-tart. Though Venus will tend to be a little more mature and aware of when things are getting too serious for jokes and games. They’re the 2 silly goobers of the group giving enemies nicknames. Mikey is actually the one who came up with the nickname Vee when they first met and in response Vee deemed him as Miguel. Speaking of when they met Mikey completely ignored the fact of how weird it was that they met another turtle mutant and immediately threw his trust into her hands and tried to get to her know her as much as he could. They also both try to avoid fighting the most and try to end matter’s peacefully or with a good joke.

Tech and Turquoise: Donnie and Venus probably have the closest relationship with each other out of all the brothers. They are an unstoppable in sync duo on the battlefield. Yet also a peculiar combo. Technology a passion based on logic and strict reasoning and Chi the free flow of life with no boundaries and no clear explanation. Vee opens up to Dee more than she does with anyone(even Leo) and Dee does the same(similarly to how he does with Mikey). When they first met, Dee was the one who pried the most into her past and her life as he had noticed her wounds and scars first. They both love kpop, in different ways, but it still gives Donnie someone to info dump with who will actually understand what he’s talking about. They are definitely the most sarcastic of the group and will eat you up and roast you dry if they can and whenever you dare think about trying it.

Red Fire meets Blue Fire: Raph is the must reluctant to connect with Venus considering she’s technically Big Mama’s niece. When they first met Raph drilled her with questions whenever she messed up the facade she created to protect them from Big Mama. Raph tries to ignore her interactions with him as an attempt to prepare himself for another betrayal. Once Vee finally tells the whole true story of her harsh past, he feels even more conflicted feeling sympathy for her pain. When they do eventually work out their problems Vee and Raph are the sibling duo who tease each the most but still care about each other in the end. Kind of like Luz and Hunter(Owl House). Raph and Venus are also the most short tempered of the group.

2 Shades of Blue 1 Little Sis and 1 Big Bro: Leo is the one who is the most gentle with Venus. He worries his head off about her pain after she reveals how badly she had been beaten down and then shoved back up again. She appreciates it of course but hates how much of a hypocrite he is when he calls her out for saying it’s fine after erupting like a teal volcano of chi. They hold each other up when they reach there low points. Leo always insists that he helps Vee get home after using her chi in battle for fear of her overwhelming her body(which happens quite frequently when she strains herself). And Vee always immediately swoops in and hugs her big bro when he gets upset and needs to just let it all out.

(P.S. When the boys tell her that Leo has a crush on April, Venus thinks it is the most adorable thing ever and starts cooing at her big bro immediately, causing his brothers to tease him for being adorable😜(same thing when she finds out Rasey get together))

#Youtube #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt venus #tmnt mm #tottmnt #tales of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt lita

[megs-mostly-past-random-fandoms]

Hello lovely! I'd love to get shipped! I'm not feeling great right now and I an in dire need of a pick me up.

That being said I'd like a ship from all or any of the following. Men from Supernatural, Once upon a Time and Twilight!

I stick to myself a lot but I'm really chatty, I love spoiling and looking after my friends. I get in rough patches a lot and sadly have a fair deal of trauma but I mainly use humour as a bit of a Shield.

I like to bake, especially caramel cakes, I like playing videogames, I love detective fiction (all of it, games, movies, TV shows and it doesn't even matter the year.) I've been told often I talk way too much but I don't really care. I also love fairytales, the cute Disney-esque ones and the insanely creepy and underground fairytales.

I have dyed hair and a few piercings, I'm overweight but trying my damnedest to fix that. I'm also stupidly pale. (To make my mum laugh I once covered myself in glitter and yelled at her "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER BELLA" I'm that pale that I could easily pass.) I once managed to honestly convince a year 7 that I was a vampire. They avoided me for a year.

Anywhos! Hope you're well, I look forward to seeing who you pair me with! And thank you for reading 💙

-Meg

I'm sorry you're not feeling well, lovely! But, quick question: Are you me?!?! We even share a name😂

I ship you with:

Dean Winchester! Your sense of humor brings Dean so much joy. He also quiet enjoys your baking and loves to be in the kitchen with you. Whatever your goals, as long as you aren't hurting yourself, Dean is there to back you up. Plus, he also enjoys the occasional video game!

I ship you with:

Jefferson/The Mad Hatter! Jefferson loves it when you bake for his tea parties. He enjoys watching you put your own unique spin on recipes. He is always there to help you through your rough patches and will have your back no matter the situation. Also, in the modern world, he loves to do those Unsolved Case Files with you for date nights. You both have a lot of fun!

I ship you with:

Felix Volturi! Do not let his exterior fool you! Felix is one of the most playful members of the Elite Guard(second only to Demetri)! My headcanon is that several members of the Elite Guard enjoy video games and Felix is one of those. He loves to joke around with you about your pale skin and how there would be no difference if you were to be turned. He is also extremely loyal and protective so he has your back, always.

Feel better soon!

#shippingdays #dean winchester #jefferson ouat #felix volturi

[r-is-typing]

halley's comet | e.m

summary: in which eddie gets a lesson about the stars and can’t hardly pay attention

requested?: yes! requested by anon! 

request: had this rlly stupid Eddie oneshot idea of you two going on a date which entails laying out in a field and listening to music. The reader is really into astronomy and telling him all about the stars and constellations but he’s high and/or drunk so all he’s focused on is how beautiful/handsome/attractive the reader is. Anywho so yeah

pairing: eddie munson x reader 

category: fluff

content warnings: smoking, drinking, small allusions to sex if you squint

word count: <1k

Between Corroded Coffin’s Tuesday night performances at the Hideout and Hellfire Club nights, Y/N and Eddie barely had time for themselves. But, after months of rescheduled plans, and the only time they ever spent time together being at school or the trailer to sleep or do other things, they finally figured out a day where it was just the two of them. 

Friday nights, just the two of them, pure heaven. 

Friday nights usually varied depending on the couple’s mood. One week they could be watching movies or swimming in Lover’s Lake and then the next week, Eddie’s head could be buried in his favorite spot between her legs for hours on end. The possibilities were endless. 

Until this week. 

This particular Friday, Y/N had been the one to suggest the date of the week. “Eds, how about we go to the field? There’s one that Dustin took all of us to last summer trying to set up Cerebro to contact his girlfriend, and the view is stunning.” Eddie looked to his girlfriend who was sat next to him, pushing the mush that the school had called food around on her lunch tray. 

“Anything you want, baby.”

So, it had been decided. Eddie had no clue what most of what she had mentioned meant, but he didn’t care. Seeing the gleam in her eyes when she talked about the ideas in her head was enough for him. If it made her happy, he’d walk to the ends of the earth. 

Friday night had never rolled around quicker. Y/N had packed a picnic basket for the two, packing a six pack of beers for Eddie, as well as his secret stash of pot. “For later.” She told him, smiling softly. She had also packed some light snacks for them, as they had just finished eating the dinner Y/N had made for them, so dinner was off of the table. 

“Come on, it’s just up here.” 

Y/N had Eddie drive to the bottom of the hill before getting out and unloaded the van, dragging her with him. “Are you trying to kill me by making me walk all the way up there?” He joked, making her giggle. The orange glow of the sunset making her look stunning, her skin sunkissed by the evening sky. 

After they reached the top, Y/N laid out everything. 

The two sat on the blanket, taking a few hits from the joint. “Good god, Eds. How do you do this every day?” Y/N wasn’t an avid smoker like her boyfriend, but she did partake in it occasionally as it was a huge stress reliever. He smiled at her, taking it back from her. 

Y/N laid back ontop of the picnic blanket, pulling Eddie down with her. 

Eddie placed his arms on both sides of her as he hoisted himself above her. “Hi, sweetheart.” He spoke softly, looking down at her with his big, doe eyes. Y/N let out what sounded like a whine, looking at him through her fluttering eyelids. “Eds, c’mon…” She whined once more and Eddie gave in, laying next to her. 

Y/N found her normal spot on his chest, wrapping the arm that wasn’t under her own head over his torso. 

The night sky had quickly came, the black of it all lighting up with stars. “Did you know that the first ever photographed black hole is three million times the size of Earth?” Y/N blurted out, making Eddie look at her as he took a swig of his beer. 

“Is that so, little star?” 

She nods, blushing at the nickname. Ever since they met, Y/N had talked Eddie’s ear off with nonstop Astrology facts, mainly about stars, and so since then, Eddie had nicknamed her little star, only using it on the occasion she was talking about space and the stars. 

“Oh! And, even though our solar system only has eight planets, there are still billions and trillions of just rogue planets floating around in the Milky Way.” 

Eddie had stopped listening at ‘solar’. His only focus now being on the girl clung to him. He stared down at her in awe, his eyes shining in the moonlight as he watched her talk expressively with her hands, a usual thing he discovered that she does when talking about something she’s passionate about.

Y/N gasped, drawing Eddie’s attention. “Baby, what’s wrong?” She shook her head, pointing to the sky. “Do you see that? That large white streak in the sky?” Eddie nodded. 

“That’s Halley’s comet. It only appears in the sky once every seventy-five to seventy-six years.” Y/N began talking about Halley’s Comet, telling Eddie all the fun facts she knew. She never failed to amaze Eddie with truly how much she knew about these undiscovered things outside of the Earth they lived on. He stared at her once more, placing soft kisses against the crown of her head as she spoke, her hands playing subconsciously with the rings on his fingers. 

Thirty minutes had gone by and the couple decided to go back to Eddie’s trailer to end the night. 

As the two were walking down the hill, Eddie stopped, holding the girl’s face in his hands before kissing her. Y/N was quick to reciprocate, placing her hands on the sides of his abdomen as she kissed him back just as passionately. “What was that for?” She mumbled as they pulled away from one another. 

“Just sealing my promise that in seventy-five years, I’ll bring you back here with our grandkids and watch Bailey’s Comet. All of us, and you, Mrs. Munson, can teach ‘em all about everything your pretty little head knows about the sky.” 

“It’s Halley’s Comet, but because of what you said, I’ll let it slide. I can’t wait to come back and tell them all about the first time we watched it. I can just see it now…”

r is typing...

fun fact, when i went to look up astronomy facts, i found the one about halley's comet interesting, the fact that you only get to see it every 75-76 years.. and, the last time it was ever seen was in 1986, so so seeing that felt like fate to me. i absolutely adore this fic with my whole being <3 thank you, anon, for the request!

r is signing off...

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[restinslices]

Hey y’all, so uhhh requests are gonna take longer to come out.

I was minding my business and one of my sisters texted me, telling me not to like women because God wouldn’t like that and shit about my soul and whatever. This has been something that has come up before. The whole not vibing with people of the LGBT+ community but I thought she was more educated and we moved past this. Maybe I’m dumb idk but ya know, I had hope. She’s a sister that I’m close to so I’m hurt. I’m a big gorilla but I got feelings.

Jokes aside this is triggering for me. My dad was also against the LGBT+ community and we don’t talk anymore, which is mainly because he was abusive but follow the plot. I’m triggered, I’m thinking of him now, I’m sad asf because a sister I really like doesn’t like something I cannot change and is telling to change it, I’m just not feeling very cash money rn.

If you’ve sent in a requests I am so sorry your shit is getting backed up again. If you want to send in a request still, that’s fine. Just be aware I will not be doing them right away. I’ll probably still be making dumbass little posts on here and saying any small ideas I have but that is different than writing out a longer requests, ya know? I hope that makes sense. I just don’t feel like writing or feel like I could focus. I’m tryna process shit and figure out where our relationship goes from here.

I’m not gonna be gone for months. Probably not even weeks. I give myself a week tops. Tbh this post probably isn’t necessary but I don’t wanna seem like an asshole that’s ignoring your requests. I don’t want it to be like “wow she’s making these small ass comments but can’t even write the shit I requested? What an ungrateful bitch”.

So yeah. That’s where my head is at. Once again, probably an unnecessary and over dramatic post but like I said, I don’t wanna seem like a bitch that’s purposefully ignoring requests. Goodnight and stay black (or whatever you are)

Anywho, here’s a random dog picture

#*shines bright light to get y’all attention* #CALLING ALL SUPER READERS #do y’all remember that show ?

[indecisive-dizzy]

Hi bestie I’ve been obsessing over DearDollops so badly that I’ve forgotten about Howdy/Daisey (any ship name ideas for them? I can’t think of one :,3) so yay ideas

I feel like the first few times they hung out (before they caught feelings/knew each other well) Howdy was a bit dismissive of Daisey, but not willingly. He’s just like that in the beginning, but he warmed up to them

Howdy loves their guitar playing, he plays piano with Daisey when they have free time

If Howdy becomes a butterfly, Daisey definitely helps him adjust and gushes over how pretty he is. They definitely comfort him if he has complicated feelings over it

They totally help Lizzy with her hotel, Howdy gives her business/financial advice while Daisey helps decorate and add some plant life to the hotel’s exterior

Unrelated but Lizzy’s hotel is called the Butter-Bee Hotel :3

Daisey was really nervous to introduce themself to Howdy’s family during the holidays, but they all got along great :D

Howdy met Daisey’s family and they all liked him, besides a couple cousins (WHY ARE THEY ALL HATERS-)

Daisey beat them up so it’s okay 👍

Idk why but I could totally see Daisey sleeping in late and Howdy (who woke up an hour earlier) would happily and energetically burst into the room and say something like “Wake up, my little flower petal!” (Or something idk any nicknames :,)), and he’d blow an air horn to wake them up

It does but Daisey throws a pillow at him in annoyance

Daisey isn’t the biggest coffee fan, but they love when Howdy brings them coffee in the morning. He knows just how they like it and he doesn’t bother them about it or ask them to try it another way

Daisey totally has stuffed animals there and cuddles them when they sleep. Howdy will never admit it, but he purposely pushes them off the bed in the middle of the night so he can cuddle his partner

He doesn’t cook often, mainly just throwing things into a pot and cooking them like that, so Daisey helps by buying him cookbooks so he can learn some recipes that aren’t just pre-made stuff you heat up

They feeds the birds whenever they can. Birds live Howdy, Howdy tolerates birds, and birds chase Daisey around for sport. Daisey is a little scared of them but they’re friend-ish with birds

Daisey has a fire phobia, so they try to avoid big fires whenever they can. Howdy helps them get used to them by taking them camping and making s’mores with them. They’re at a reasonable distance and they get a nice little treat out of it

Sometimes when Daisey sleeps in, Howdy just carries them in one of his arms while he gets himself and his bodega ready. Sleepy spouse gets carried around like a teddy bear

Barnaby totally cracks jokes about it whenever he comes by the bodega and Howdy’s just carrying his spouse like that

Fluffy fur is perfect to bury your face in! 10/10 Daisey would definitely recommend

I’m so insane about them omg I love them

*cracks knuckles* Ow- I have little in terms of ship names, as I have been stumped! But I'll give what I got! plus bonuses hehe

FlowerShop or FloralShop

GardenSale

HowdyaDaisey (long, but based on Howdys full name)

CaterpillarFood (This is a Joke lol. Some caterpillars eat daisies, I thought it was funny)

Bonus: InStitches (unfortunately would fit Barnaby/Daisey better. but that ain't happening(?))

anywho! I think howdy is dismissive of everyone until he gets too know them more. like he's gotta put down the business (scammer) persona and see them as more than customer

Howdy playing piano is a hill I will die on <3 thank you I love the idea of them playing music together

Butter-Bee Hotel is an amazing name and sounds edible. I'm going to eat it <3

Howdy advertises the air horns but adds a warning label "Warning: May result in pillow to the face" lol

Jealous Howdy is funny especially over stuffies. Insert that meme "Me, my spouse, and their pile of various stuffed animals" ajfnahfhjfj

Buying Howdy a cookbook sounds cute, don't get me wrong, But this is Howdy Pillar. Howdyadoo (middle name pending) Pillar. He loves his spouse but he doesn't have the time of Day to be learning "from scratch" recipes. He thinks he's got it all figured out and doesn't need "some, lovingly gifted, book" to tell him how he should be eating his dinner.

He will then Turn his four legged ass around and cook Daisey a full course meal from the book. Because he's (a simp) got to prove that he Can cook.

cough- uh anyway birds! Why are they mean to Daisey? Howdy go shoo them away

Step 1: Carry Tiny Spouse. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.

Alternatively

Step 1: Be Carried By Large Husband. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.

Barnaby would joke and Howdy would have to shush him so he doesn't laugh to hard and wake Daisey up, if they aren't already.

#i have so many feelings about howdy in the kitchen for some reason??? #i yearn to be proven wrong but also Im Not #i am in desperate need of humbling #these are all so cute btw i anfhahfhshs #<33 #theyre sooo <3 #welcome home #howdy pillar #welcome home oc #not my oc #dizztalkstoomuch #neon child #ok off to bed now #<3

[hard-core-super-star]

scarjo and lizze or flo are they not in the list for real ppl?

anyway let’s stop this nonsense talk and change the subject

so uhh you already wrote about hailee with short person what about kate bishop with short person?

do you any homework today ? i forgot to ask how’s your day been

-🧞‍♀️

they could be, i just don't trust myself to get their personalities right, y’know? today was a Day™️ but thankfully i didn't have that much work, my brain just didn't want to function correctly which probably means this won't be posted until the morning but oh well. <- past me was right, good morning!

anywho, here’s some kate bishop x short!reader thoughts:

kate will purposely place things on the highest shelves available just to watch you try to get them without her help. she mainly does it to tease you for being short but she loves getting to come up behind you, place a hand on your back and effortlessly grab whatever you were reaching for. [she thinks your flustered face is cute and you're blushing too hard to complain]

she's 100% the type to ask,”how’s the weather down there?” just for shits and giggles.

she loves having you sit on her lap. whether you're at the park, on the subway, or just relaxing on the couch at home, she'll pull you down onto her lap, arms wrapped around your middle and her chin on your shoulder. [somehow, her face always ends up pressed against your neck but she's too adorable to tease so you just soak up the affection instead]

she’ll carry you around all the time with no problem but her favorite way is definitely piggyback rides.

two words: long hugs. whenever, wherever, with no reason whatsoever.

you definitely find all the most ticklish spots on her stomach so you can get revenge on her for all her “short stack” jokes.

and lastly, kate is a very overprotective person so the fact that she can literally shield you from the rest of the world when she holds you in her arms helps her anxiety a lot. [hence the constant hugs]

bonus: she buys you a step stool as a joke so you can reach her tall shelves and you make her sleep on the couch for the night.

#rubix replies #kate bishop #headcanon set #kate bishop hc #🧞‍♀️ #i desperately need to fix my tags but oh well

[elixrr]

Xiao x NoiseSensitive!Reader 🔥

You can do whatever but here;s an idea:

The reader gets overstimulated from a bunch of noise at the Lantern Rite (examples being like the fireworks, the large amounts of people gathering, stuff like that) and Xiao comforts them

*EXPLODES*

“Cover Your Ears, I'm Here.”

Xiao x NoiseSensitive!GN!Reader

(plus Venti third wheel 😔😔)

Synopsis... You're out celebrating the lantern rite with your friends Venti and Xiao. (Everyone else has gone off elsewhere for a bit), and your next stop was to watch the fireworks. The issue is that you haven't told anyone that you're sensitive to loud noises.

Author's note... WOOO, very first fic request! Albeit the fact that this request was from someone I know personally, it's still nevertheless my very first request, mwahahaha

Warnings... Fluff, but very light swearing. May or may not have snuck in a sex joke 💀 ooc Xiao 😔

“So, uh, how long will the firework show be?” Chongyun scratched the back of his neck, still awfully confused as to why the group left you and Xiao together.

“Ohh wellll, only about a 5 or 8 minute show really, the lanterns is where everything happens!” Hu Tao giggles, patting Chongyun's back. “We'll definitely be back with them before the lanterns.”

Xinqiu nodded, obviously enjoying this plan. “Don't you worry, my liege, I'm sure they'll be great on their own!” He gave Chongyun a ‘reassuring’ wink.

“Y- Yeah. I think so, too.” I hope so, too.

Xiangling scratched her neck. “Any idea where Venti went?”

Hu Tao and Xinqiu glance around the area. He isn't to been seen anywhere nearby. They give each other a worried look. Their plan might not go well.

“Shit.”

.

“Say, Xiao, where did everyone else go?” You rub your chin, confused as to why they ran off so suddenly.

“Mm, they're supposedly getting food. But worry not, I will be with y— I will accompany you.” Xiao muttered, blushing a little bit from his little slip-up.

It was just you and Xiao, huh. Just him and you. Like. Like a date. You've always had a little thing for Xiao since the day he saved you from treasure hoarders. That day, you came prepared— well, you thought you came prepared. You never expected them to sneak up on you like that.

Nevertheless, it was just him and you. Just... hanging out, right? Like friends. On a hang out. Not a date. Just him and you—

“I was wondering where you guys ran off to!”

—And Venti.

“Y- You? What are you doing her—”

“I wanted to come see the fireworks too, y'know? So I came here and saw you and (name). And I thought, ‘what's the harm in joining them?’ And so I joined in!” Venti threw his arms up and grabbed you and Xiao by the shoulders, huddling the three of you together. He paused, then straightened his lips.

“Or, well, I'm trying to join in. But I am a believer in consent. Consent is beautiful, y'know that? I especially hope you know that, Xiao.” Venti smugly added in that last bit, internally guffawing to himself. You caught on immediately, holding back a laugh.

“Anywho, I am in dire need of your consent. Will you let me do... it?” Venti looked at you and Xiao (mainly you) with puppy eyes. He faked looking terribly desperate. You stared down at his pathetic puppy eyes, but internally, of course, you were cackling.

“...Well, yeah. Join us, I suppose.” Xiao broke a sweat, wondering about whatever the hell was going on. Plus, he's slightly disappointed, he wanted alone time with you :(

“Oh my, Xiao? Inviting me? Why, what an excellent day it is! The Adeptus Xiao, the conquerer of demons, the general himself, the general Alat—”

“Shut up. Let's just— let's just go already.” He held a hand over his mouth to cover his embarassment from the teasing. Despite you still recovering from laughter, you couldn't help but break a grin wider than your last one at the sight. Not to mention a blush of your own creeping up on your face.

“Right, right. C'mon, (name)! The show's bout to start!” Venti grabbed your hand and practically dragged you towards the very center of Liyue.

Despite having been dragged away from Xiao (who was still catching up to the both of you), you couldn't help but admire the sights around you. The glow of the city at night, where lanterns glow and the moonlight shines. It was... beautiful. The slightly faded galaxy that hung above your head as you gazed up at the velvety azure sky. Your eyes glowed nearly as brightly as the lanterns, and Xiao from afar could only see that. To him, the stars, the sky, they paled in comparison to you. To him, you shone brighter than any lantern, any star, and any moon.

You glowed in his eyes. A light that shines in his darkness. Like a sort of hope in his world of—

“Xiaooooooo, come ooooooooon!!” Venti practically screamed, jumping and waving for the Adeptus to finally see him.

Xiao... zoned out. How unbefitting of him, he thinks, for an adeptus— a yaksha— to have been so distracted by the love he had for you.

But then you smiled at him.

And he couldn't even hope to handle his own heart at that.

Xiao paced over to you and Venti, where you were being guided by the wind onto a rooftop. You had a wonderful view of Liyue, but you were anxious.

You might as well be right in front of the fire works.

You might as well be right in front of each and every blasting noise.

You began to fidget a little. Subtle, but still there. You shook your leg a little, maybe even tapping your foot, but Venti was too mesmerized in the scenery of Liyue in front of him. You stared at the anemo Archon for a bit, wanting to ask him to move further away from the noise, but not wanting to ruin the moment for him. You furrowed your brows.

Xiao sat right next to you, closer than he usually would. Your hands rested on your lap, gripping your (color) clothing beneath them. As Venti fawned over the scenery, immediately coming up with a poem to describe it, Xiao noticed your constant fidgeting, the frown on your lips, the furrow of your brows, and the gripping of your shirt.

Xiao whispered to you, “(name), are you... alright?” Xiao didn't know how to comfort you, he never knew much about human interaction, but he wanted to try. Only for you.

“Mm? Oh, yeah. Don't... worry.” You shot a reassuring smile his way. It was a lot less reassuring on Xiao's end. He opened his mouth to speak.

“Are you su—”

sheeew... BOOM!

Xiao failed to continue his sentence. He was too late, anyways. The fireworks begun, and it felt like each explosion was ripping your ears apart inch by inch. You covered your ears, Venti busy clapping and cheering with a bottle of Liyuen wine in his hands. Xiao didn't stare at the beautiful lights of the fireworks. He stared at you, concerned as your eyebrows continued to furrow. They were pretty, yeah, but they were too loud.

Suddenly, there was a grip around your waist. It was Xiao, and he leaned in towards you ear.

“Please excuse this, (name).”

Within a flash of a smokey black and a seafoam green, you were teleported onto a mountain right next to the harbor, close enough to see the fireworks, but far enough that it wouldn't kill your ears.

“Xia— Xiao?!” you stumbled out of his arms and onto the soft patch of grass beneath you, a glaze lily brushing against your arm.

“If the noise is too loud, then just tell me. As I have told you before, if something is wrong, just call me and I will make it right.” Xiao subconsciously took your hand into his own.

“But... You should enjoy the fireworks too.”

“...I am enjoying them. Even if it's from afar, they're still nice from here. Especially when you're here with me, too.”

You smiled at Xiao, shuffling closer to him and snuggling close.

“Y'know, you're really... special to me, Xiao.”

Xiao stayed quiet. You didn't mind it, since he was still here. All you had to do was look up and see his reddening ears.

“I- I... Well, you— you see... I think....” Xiao blushed beneath your gaze. He felt your presence melting him.

But in a whisper beneath his breath, he spoke.

“I think the same way, too...”

“...Just call my name when needed. Okay?”

Xiao tried to cool himself down while looking down at the fireworks. They're quieter, much quieter from up here. They're still as beautiful, but they faded in comparison to you.

“Hehe, I will.”

.

“Xiao? (Name)? Where are you??”

Venti called out, looking all over the city and the harbor for you. Alas, you and Xiao never appeared. Besides, the bard was much too drunk to think to look up towards the mountains.

Anyways, he was much too drunk to walk. By the time the rest of the group found him, he stumbled towards them a little too unsteady and fell into the water in front of Wanmin restaurant.

Well, rip.

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[cryaboutitpal]

Whoops, forgot an intro. Welp.

Hello! I'm Akemi!

Use whatever pronouns you want. I really don't mind.

Anywho! This is mainly just a silly blog with the occasional reblog. Don't expect me talking about serious (sometimes real world) issues because you will (usually) never find any of that here.

You can request stuff! Art requests are open!

My DNIs are typical DNIs. Y'know, the typical "No being homophobic or racist" and other basic stuff that basic human decency would say is wrong.

I tend to act pretty impulsively, if I do something that makes you uncomfortable then I probably did it on impulse because I thought it would be funny.

Expect a lot of self-deprecation in the form of jokes.

I swear quite a bit and I post sporadically. I am a multishipper and ship an unholy amount of ships.(except TacoMic. TacoMic is nasty.)

Just because I like fictional romance doesn't mean I like real life romance. I'm aromantic, in case you couldn't tell. Just because I don't wanna date doesn't mean I can't ship. I think. I dunno.

I mainly post about Inanimate Insanity (It's a very big interest, I'm thinking about it more than most actually important things in my life) but I'll post other things, too! If there are spoilers in a post I make they will be unmarked!! You have been warned!!

What exactly I post is usually shitposts and kinda bad drawings and stuff but I might make a few analysis posts here and there. Those will be rare but they'll appear!!@

I'm gonna be adding more stuff to this intro post when I feel like I should, sorry bout that :/

Feel free to ask me questions or request things for me to draw!

I guess that's it. Ah well. Have fun here!

#intro post #introductory post

[ariendiel]

Hi! I like your headcanons! I hope you can still accept any requests.

Imagine if s2 LIs was actually in love with PLAYER, not MC? You know like Doki Doki Literature Club if you know the game.... what will be their reaction or confession?

Hi! I'm always happy to take requests (sometimes it can take a while to answer though, but I'm doing my best 🤍), so thank you for dropping by my inbox

And I LOVE this idea! I remember Doki Doki Literature Club so well, specifically watching let's plays back in the day... literally so many memories just unlocked... Anywho, I've done my best to answer this for you. As per usual, I'm mainly doing the LIs I feel like I "know"

🕹 If the S2 LIs were in love with Player 🕹

Bobby – I can see Bobby starting to ask directly if you find his jokes funny, not MC but YOU. As the games progresses and after a few replays, he'll start to friendzone MC because he's actually in love with Player, and it's such a mess because MC is an extension of Player but Bobby doesn't get that and it slowly becomes more and more unhinged

Carl – Carl being Carl, he'd totally try to hack the game from the inside to get a message to Player, right? He'd slowly corrupt the game from the inside until he controls it and has to fight fusebox trying to "fix" with Players help, and that's the beginning of a great friendship that turns into romance

Elisa – Absolutely would just start to appear in any scene you're in. You were on a date with [insert LI here]? Not anymore. Elisa is curious about Player, and wants their undivided attention. Maybe she'll start asking their opinion on her, or try to ask Player to hack the game and replace Marisol with her? That way, she can romance Player from the start, which she confesses is what she really wants

Gary – It'd take a few replays, but he'd gradually become more and more self-aware, until he starts complaining about some really bad déjà vu and question the other players if they haven't had these conversations before. When Player says 'yes' he'll start to ask them more and more, eventually having a small break down when he realises the person he's fallen in love with is, well, not who he thought

Henrik – Absolutely baffled to realise he's in a game. To the point where he'll "knock" on your screen, and just think the whole thing is super interesting. He'll ask player if they think he can get away with doing weird stuff to try and "break" the game, and together they'll totally cause the weirdest glitches

Ibrahim – Rahim would totally become self-aware by thinking LITG is just part of multiple game universes (not untrue). His confession of love for Player would be so muddled by the game file trying to force him to kiss Jo etc too, and he'd always apologise for what the game makes him do, begging Player to help him escape into a different game

Lucas – I feel like he'd be super suspicious of player the second he becomes self-aware, and just act that out by asking MC weirder and weirder questions until addressing it directly. Then, he'll realise player is key in him staying in the Villa, and on a replay he'll ask for their help in staying. Once he starts working with player however, I think he'll start to fall in love but only admit to it after a few replays where MC aka player gets with someone else

Marisol – Psychoanalyses incoming! She'll definitely start having philosophical conversations with herself at first, and then start to engage MC aka Player in those once she realises they're playing the game she's part of. These conversations become longer and more heartfelt, with Marisol contemplating her route etc, until she admits to having developed feelings for Player

Noah – I feel like he'd start complimenting the Player's in-game choices. Like imagine if Player is romancing him and he just goes "oh, trying my route are you? I'm sorry it won't be easy, but I love that you're willing to do that for me." He'll lament to Player that he wishes he didn't have to go back to Hope after CA, and maybe try to rewrite some of the game code himself, with the help of Player, to mend. it

#so tempting to make these absolutely horror-esque #hope you approve though! #this was such a fun ask tbh #loved it and now I'm back watching doki doki literature club videos lol #ask #litg s2 #love island the game #litg #litg noah #litg bobby #litg lucas #litg gary #litg carl #litg henrik #litg marisol #litg rahim #litg ibrahim #litg elisa

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(idk what the fuck to put here so!! vague info abt the 4 main sillies :])

Violet Hieta — She/Her, bisexual/romantic. She’s pretty much the leader of the group, despite being less than qualified. she’s very energetic and does not know when to shut up but we love her anyways <3 (also if it matters she is one of the two I drew. I’ve never not drawn her in a red hoodie lmao)

Damian Julian - He/Him, straight (I swear!!!). Constantly not-really-sort-of-kinda getting along with Violet. He thinks he should obviously be the leader. Straight A’s kid (mainly due to pressure from family and expectations put on him), and he’s kinda an asshole. man does not know what the words “self-care” mean. he’s the other idiot in the photo

Riley Kaita - She/They/It, pansexual/romantic. she’s quite emotionless and quiet, the only one of the group that really thinks before they act. either very quiet as said before, or saying the most out-of-pocket yet extremely in character thing. she also used to date Violet (the two actively joke about this. a lot)

Jax Steopi - They/Them, aroace. there is not a single coherent thought behind their eyes. funny, chaotic, wayyyyy too much energy. main personality trait is being a Silly Little Guy™️

(anywho have fun!! also this is run by @zero-braincells-left, etc etc what else do I put here)

#jax 💛 #violet ❤️ #damian 💙 #riley 💜 #ooc post

[violetlunette]

Hizashi’s Cancerian traits

So, it’s—hopefully--Hizashi’s birthday when I post this, and I wanted to talk about his zodiac sign. Particularly I wanted to discuss why I feel the Cancer sign is perfect for the DJ Hero. Some may argue that Hizashi fits a Gemini or Leo best, and it’s not hard to believe. On the Gemini side, Hizashi is smart—despite being treated like a joke—and intuitive, is easily bored, versatile, curious, unpredictable, impatient, and, most of all, loves to chatter. On the Leo side, Mic is socially active, kind-hearted, responsible, and, of course, flamboyant. Mic was seemingly born for the stage and he loves it. Again, it's easy to see why Mic could be associated more with the two signs he’s in between than his actual birth one. However, a deeper dive shows that while Mic isn’t the stereotypical Cancer, he’s still a Cancer sign.

I’m going to list common traits associated with Cancers and do my best to showcase how Mic fits them. Usually, I would add images to prove my point, but I’m worried it may kill mobile users.

Anywho, let’s begin!

Cautious: Others may argue, and this is a lot of YMMV, but I don’t think Mic is a very impulsive person most the time. During the fights with villains Mic will usually keep his distance from the enemy. He rarely engages the villains despite having a very powerful quirk. And on the occasions when we see him in action, he usually takes crowd control and works to keep civilians calm and safe. We’ve only seen him act risky once in the series, when Mic was a young teen. In this scene he had tried to charge Grady with the rest of the heroes he was working with. (And that was the last risk we ever see him take, for reasons...)

Protective: One of Mic’s biggest characteristics is that he’s very protective of the ones he loves. We see this mainly in his relationship with Aizawa. Now, we don’t ever get the chance to to see him physically protect Aizawa, as Aizawa doesn’t need that. The man is as strong as heck, despite his whump moments. However, we do get to see Hizashi stand up for Aizawa on many occasions against others. Hell, he's even protective of his students, as seen with Ochako, when he worried Bakagou was going to hurt her. Another chance we see this is when the idea of a traitor is introduced.

Passive: I made an entire post on this, so I won’t go into detail. Summary is that Hizashi’s basically a push over, especially when he knows no one will take his side. EVEN WHEN HE’S RIGHT. But I digress.

Shell: I think we all agree that Hizashi’s hero persona acts as a shield for his emotions and true personality. This makes sense as every time he’s made himself vulnerable, he’s painfully shut down, but more on that later. When people think “shells,” they imagine cold, stoic, and emotionless facades. And while I’m sure some Cancers have shells like that, there are also some who use a “Leo” persona to protect themselves. Present Mic is a performer made to entertain, while Hizashi is someone who works to take care of his friends and make others feel comfortable while he keeps his demons in his head.

Actor: Something that’s rarely, if ever, brought up is that Cancers are great actors. Cancers have a wild imagination and because of their empathic skills can easily slip into any role they want to play with vigor. Hizashi does this with his Present Mic Persona as he’s not as confident as he seems. (Sadly, he may be too good of an actor and it keeps him from getting the help he may need.)

Loyal: I’m throwing the gauntlet down; There is NO ONE more loyal than Hizashi in the whole MHA series (FIGHT ME). It’s takes true love (platonic, otherwise, read as you will) and devotion to stay by someone’s side when they’re suffering and support them. And boy has Hizashi done this. Hizashi has been by Aizawa’s side for over 15 years, offering him moral and emotional support, even when he doesn’t get the same. He is always by Aizawa whenever he can. And whenever someone talks bad about him, Hizashi is the first to defend Aizawa. Even when Hizashi is in the middle of an emotional hell, he speaks up for Aizawa. Oh, and the reason he unleashes hell on the doctor? Because he made Aizawa cry. Then, despite the world literally falling apart around them, he holds on to the crazy doctor because he’s the one chance of fixing Oboro. THAT IS A TRUE FRIEND.

Sensitive: Now, something most people don’t notice is that despite Mic's advice to “diss ‘em with rap,” whenever he is insulted or hurt, Mic takes it personally. Hizashi rarely says anything about it, but he'll usually make a face, showing that he doesn’t appreciate the insult. The most blatant example is when Jiro insulted him during the final exam. (Sometimes Mic will try to laugh it off with a smile, but you can tell when it’s a cover.) Mic is seen to be sensitive to other’s feelings as well, but let’s save that for now.

Hides Emotions: Despite the representation that Cancers are moody crybabies, you'll VERY rarely see any emotion a cancer doesn't want you to see. Most Cancers have been taught early on in life that being too emotional can lead to getting hurt. So, unless you're close to a Cancer--or you really fuck up--you'll never know how they feel. (Which causes trouble for Crabs, but I digress.) In Hizashi's case he never opens up because whenever he opens his shell just a little bit to share his feelings, he's shot down and is forced to clam up again. (Most the time at least.) I spoke more about this in a post about Mic’s grief, if you want more information.

Caregiver: When people think of caregiving, they think of nursing someone back to health, but all in all, it just means caring for others, which Hizashi does in his own Hizashi way. We all know how Hizashi helped Aizawa emotionally for over 15 years after Oboro’s death, despite his own grief. Even before that Hizashi was always there to try and lift Aizawa’s spirit whenever he got down on himself. But Hizashi takes care of others as well—just in smaller ways. With All Might, Hizashi looks out for the older hero by making him feel relaxed and welcome around the other teachers of U.A. He also tries to help by making him talk about things that bother him, such as when All Might was worried for Izuku. Sure, Mic teases All Might, but it’s never malicious. It’s just to loosen him up. (Mic seems to do this with Thirteen as well, whom he treats as a little brother.) There are a few blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moments where he looks out for his students too. The first time we see this is during his first appearance. There, Mic had drawn Tenya’s attention back to him and pulled it away from Izuku, whom Tenya embarrassed in front of everyone. (I know it’s not much, but it's more than anyone else has done for Izuku before this point when bullied.) Then in School Briefs volume 3, Hizashi when to check on the Class 1-A students when a storm knocked the power out. (And got a full-frontal attack from the whole class for it. XD) In the same book, we get to see in Chapter 1 that Hizashi basically keeps an eye on all the U.A. teachers while they’re drinking. He makes sure they’re having fun and are comfortable, even hyping a drunk Ectoplasm up when he wants to do karaoke.

Roots for the underdog: Again, we can see this with his relationship with Aizawa. Aizawa wasn’t popular at school and had to struggle more than anyone in the hero course to get by. Yet despite this Hizashi clearly admired him. This is what made Hizashi like Izuku as his underdog nature and victory made Mic go, “yeah!” It’s also what made him really cheer for Ochako during her fight.

Retentive: He can read Aizawa better than Aizawa (of course, that could come from years of closeness). He’s also able to see through All Might and read his emotions. (Though, in honesty, that’s not hard. All Might wears his heart on his sleeve and his emotions on his face.)

Materialistic: Well, he works hard at three jobs, why shouldn’t he have a nice car or fancy threads? (He seems particularly attached to his sunglasses.)

Petty: YUP. Very much so at times. (Also, as fellow crab—OW.) YMMV, but we see hints of this after Bakagou beats Ochako, a student he likes. He pokes passive-aggressively at Bakagou throughout the tournament, and when they meet one-on-one, he pokes him (literally). Another time is during the final exam after Jiro insults him and Mic has just a little too much fun proving he’s “another league.”

Vengeful: Look at the scenes with him and the doctor who experimented on Oboro’s corpse. You tell me. (Would the the final exams count when he had too much fun showing Jiro he was out of her league?)

Crabby: We only get to see him be like this when agitated but yes he can be. An example is when he and Aizawa are driving to Tartarus after hearing about Kurogiri. Aizawa’s being moody, but is ultimately cowed by Hizashi’s mood in just a few words.

Magnetic: Debatable, but people usually don’t seem to mind having Mic around. Present Mic is also one of the first people others imagine when thinking about heroes. Not to mention Mic’s always called to host events and seems to draw a large crowd. He may not be “respected” but he’s popular and well known.

Sense of humor: He has a very Mic sense of humor which involves playfully poking at others (sometimes literally). Mostly he likes teasing, but he can usually take what he gives.

Blunt: Fun fact about crabs; we won’t tell you shit most the time about our problems, but with other people, we get to the point. Some are more tactful than Hizashi, but we get to the heart of the matter. (It’s out of love. We want to help you. But yes, it’s hypocritical. Some of us are working on it.) Mic is very blunt about things and situations. Because of this he can be seen as insensitive, but it’s his way of getting others to talk about things. We see this with Aizawa and All Might. With the latter, All Might will not ask for help, or talk about his feeling, but the tiniest prompt, and he’ll spill everything. (Seriously, it’s amazing All Might kept his secret as long as he did.) With Aizawa, he’s always there to inform Aizawa he sees through his grumpy exterior and gently pushes him to do things he otherwise wouldn’t do. Like going to help Koichi in Vigilantes.

Adaptability: Blink and you’ll miss it, but while he’ll initially freak out when others and events are crazy, he’ll quickly adapt. He’ll be like, “WHOA! WTF?!” to “Okay, this is happening, okay. Let’s keep roll.”

There’s more but I’ve made my point. Hizashi may act more like a Leo and a Gemini, but he’s a Cancer through and through. (Though I wouldn’t be surprised if Leo and Gemini featured heavily on his chart.)

I really like it when a character matches their sign as I think it adds a bit of depth, especially to side characters. Hizashi is also a unique crab as most Cancers are depicted as crybabies like Izuku and his mother. It a refreshing change of pace, ya know? (Though the Midoriya are good crabs too!)

Anyway, that’s it for Hizashi’s birthday post! I hope you found this interesting and if you have any other insights to share, please do!

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