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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

#text reblog #politics #? #children’s role in society #don’t look at the notes

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#everyone we need more autotrophs #poll reblog #game #also op where are the slime molds and amoebae and viruses and legumes and (mostly joking but also they are important parts of the ecosystem

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Hello singlet who doesn't know much about plurality. In front of you is a system talking about their experiences being plural. Your mission is to not treat them like a zoo animal, a fun game to play, or otherwise dehumanize them. Failure to do so will set off the saw trap, killing you instantly. Good luck.

#it’s not that hard to have basic respect #ableism #plurality #text reblog

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#you divided by 0 you can’t do that! #i love this trick #mostly video reblog #undescribed #meme #math

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

#compound reblog #meme #nothing bad will happen :) #undescribed #?

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id: medium block of fairly pure sodium metal sitting in a dish

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

#compound reblog #meme #described

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clown/bot/sweater

my gift to you today

#very epic triangle #art #undescribed #mostly image reblog

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okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

#in the bacteria lab one of the samples literally has yersinia pestis like the bubonic plague #also my school used these in freshman year biology because it was lockdown #and in first year biotech when we were learning how to streak bacteria on agar plates (so we would know how to do it in real life) #the only reason we even have a biotech program where we can do labs like that is because of the sponsorship of a big biotech company in #our area #should schools who don’t have access to that just like not expose students to these different techniques? #compound reblog #education #science

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If punk is all about being a queer leftist then why are nazi punks such an established issue in punk spaces

#we’re never going to make it unless we stop tying subculture to morality #i mean ethical outlook can be part of a subculture #but making one’s subculture out to be inherently good and cool about everything #one overlooks the ways the subculture like all subcultures is flawed complex and vulnerable to cooption #and makes one’s politics etc more about aesthetics than substance #no subculture will save us some punk or otherwise #text reblog #politics #aesthetics and ethics

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Trying something here

#if it was a real person i wouldn’t because who am i to assume facts of people’s identities? #If it was a representation of a demiromantic character i wouldn’t be surprised because the two are conflated a lot in the eyes of the publi #that is the public that knows about demiromanticism #survey #demiromantic #poll reblog #aspec

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all have positive + negative elements (i.e divorced dad big into he hobbies, frat boy is fun at party, cult leader charismatic)

i am a line cook.

#too chalant to be line cook too introverted to be frat boy not cool enough to be leather not athletic enough to be hockey boy #not enough stage presence for Bowie not skilled enough at gaming to be twitch streamer too awkward to be cult leader #too aromantic to be divorced dad #that leaves stemlord which i am #poll reblog #survey

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#the scottish play and romeo and juliet in sophomore year #king lear in senior year #poll reblog #survey #education

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Murderbot propaganda: it/its user, it would literally rather watch its soap operas for days on end than socialize, fiercely protective of its clients but not in a friend way, would beat shadow the hedgehog in a fight

Finals: Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Vs. Murderbot/SecUnit (The Murderbot Diaries)

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apl Murderbot by @/Rjalker

#poll reblog #aplatonic #murderbot #sonic

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everyone take my 114 result ‘which character are you’ uquiz

#… #castiel supernatural #undescribed #mostly text reblog #reblog game #and that’s all i have to say about that

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#a starry night because you’re full of stories #poll reblog #reblog game

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(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

#real #text reblog #meme #hyperbole

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image description 1:

the head of an oarfish peeking above the water surface in a cove

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image description 2:

a caught oarfish that needs 13 people to hold it up because it’s so long and heavy

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His name is penis and he was born without a brain.

Say something nice to him.

Hello Penis,

What you're missing in brains you make up for in 1,100 CM (36 FT) OF PURE FISH

Regalecus glesne or Oarfish

#hey that’s me! #ask reblog #described #oarfish