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Prompt #1086
"I know you told me three times already, but can you say it one more time please?"
"I will say it to you as often as you need to hear it. I love you."
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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“Thirty seconds after you’re born you have a past and sixty seconds after that you begin to lie to yourself about it.” | “They’re her children. More exactly, they’re the children of her rage.”
The Brood (1979) dir. David Cronenberg
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83. The Brood (1979)
Dir: David Cronenberg
My Rating: ☆☆☆½/5
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When I tell you I GAGGED when I first saw this
The Brood, 1979, dir. David Cronenberg
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